#mama sandwich

[catfindr]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[novannon]

They would be a friend group but at the same time would murder each other

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

MDNI. IT'S ALL PORN. GET OFF MY PAGE.

moist masterlist of fics:

- schlatt x fem reader but blasphemy themed

- schlatt x gn but afab reader but minecraft. heat cycles and ram hybrid big guy.

- schlatt x fem reader but reader is a guest on chuckle sandwich. mommy kink.

- schlatt x fem reader but minecraft again but this time reader is an intern. also there's piss.

- schlatt x younger fem reader who drugs him and then has her way with him.

- young schlatt x older fem reader (who is charlie slimecicles sister) (now part of a series! part 1 of fuckle week!)

- part 2 of fuckle week, reader x ted, direct sequel to puppy love

- part 3 and final part to fuckle week, reader x charlie but make it yearning slowburn incest (now complete!)

a compilation of all my Tumblr requests, in one convenient series:

[ifra-strawberii]

Scooby Doodles

After watching every single Scooby Doo movie to date over the course of multiple months I've kinda realized that I hold this dog very close to my heart and I am honestly very eager to see more Scooby Doo media, so here, have a bunch of doodles of the dog (as well as a guest appearance from Ruda, an OC I based off one of the monsters from Scooby Doo in Arabian Nights)

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[july-19th-club]

WHO! will go to crawford county fair with me either friday night or saturday . none of you live here so obviously nobody but if you did you'd go to the crawford county fair . right?

[ghostbny]

Egg sandwiches should be illegal

[vrieseasees]

*trips and drops these two images out of my trench coat pocket*

[inkykeiji]

good morning arackniss is rotting my brain

[dogwoodbite]

trader joes aioli garlic mustard sauce revolutionary in the field of sandwich technology

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images from the past year or so... posting my evil little photo diary collections once again..

[downinthehull]

as much as i'd love to believe mod au stede is the 'do-it-all' type of mama, i have to be honest;

i don't think he'd be the best at cooking.

cooking just seems to be outside of his area(s) of expertise!

there's plenty of things he's good at otherwise! making sure ed and izzy don't get into too much trouble, or taking care of any owies the two of them might get (when they inevitably do something they're not supposed to), and even reading/coming up with stories to lull ed and izzy to sleep!

and while he's excellent at planning out meals and even getting out to the store and buying the ingredients, he's absolutely terrible at the actual cooking part.

so he's horribly limited to what he's actually able to make for his loves to eat. it sort of works in his favor, considering izzy is so terribly picky.

thankfully, neither ed nor izzy seem to mind that mama is only able to make such simple things!

[moistcl1tikal-ao3]

OH MY GOD. I kept looking at your name going “eh that sounds familiar but idk…” THEN I REALIZED YOU WROTE “In Violation of Workplace Ethics” and I-

Listen- I read that fic before I made this account- and I don’t normally fw with watersports… but that fic made me FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY. Your writing is incredible but you are in fact the devil tempting me to sin, so thank you for that. <3 /pos

(Also side note: I also read “Bite the Hand that Feeds” before I got this account and I just want to say thank you for reminding me I am a switch 😌)

girl my masterlist is pinned to my blog LMAOOO but anyway I'm glad you found me again!! workplace ethics is my favorite out of almost all my works and it's just The Freaking Best. I'm honestly not super into regular watersports but omorashi is just literally the best ever. The humiliation, sometimes in really good fics someone gets talked through it and it's just. AUGH augh it's 10/10.

(bite the hand is also just. so good. thank u i love mommy stuff and femdom and schlatt just. needs to bottom more.)

[ineedaplacetostay]

Ohhh, if I could draw Toich in this

[sage-nebula]

CHARMANDER PARTY!!!!!!!!

[junjiie]

IM GOOD 👍 french classes r over for the week n rn im rewatching hospital playlist and eating the most insane sandwich known to mankind (its cheese-nutella-pbj w olives. dont ask me how it tastes 😁) hows ur day going :o

its good ur good!!!! im ok too… j cold 🙁 waiting for dad to pick me up from the mill after 6th 👍 got some exo on yup