#macca.txt

[imsorrylrry]

quentin tarantino’s personal creamsicle playlist (and u kno he’s got one) is just entirely kate bush songs (w a sprinkling of Bjork) and I know this because I asked God and He looked me in the eyes and told me what I already knew to be true!

[imsorrylrry]

the real question: do I rewatch mean streets for the third time this yr or watch mikey and nicky, or do both despite the fact it’s already past 2am here?

[imsorrylrry]

Im actually rewatching mikey and Nicky again rn because this film destroyed my life x

[imsorrylrry]

not 2 psychoanalyse myself on this blog tonight but is the reason I found watching mikey and Nicky such an...ahem..Experience because Nicky reminds me of my dad?? It’s more likely than u think!

[imsorrylrry]

abt 2 watch mikey and nicky 4 the first time xoxo

[imsorrylrry]

about to do another resdogs rewatch ONLY this time...WINE DRUNK!!

[imsorrylrry]

Ill advised drunk selfie round2

[imsorrylrry]

Someones been doing vegan graffitti on my street...theres one that says “tofu never caused a pandemic” and “eat more plants”...is this the same person who did “be gay do crimes”?!? Who IS this person

[imsorrylrry]

Fun fact about me: I once smashed a window in (long story) and one of my friends who witnessed it (and RAN AWAY the RAT) thought it was so funny they wrote a song about it. So now I can die anytime because I know I’ve had a song written about me so according to Mr Shakespeare I am now immortal

[imsorrylrry]

Words can’t even express how much I hate the monarchy. Like if they get mentioned in front of me I’ll literally start a fight over it even if it’s “not appropriate” or “in poor taste”

[imsorrylrry]

I’m utterly drunk and I’ve just snapped a guy I possibly like but I’m not sure but I probably like...I’m gonna hate myself in the morning

[imsorrylrry]

Me: ive already reached Peak Niche...I can’t get any nicher

Me 10 seconds later: Wuthering Heights but its Mikey and Nicky

[imsorrylrry]

I’m from liverpool n my nickname is macca but I am NOT Paul McCrtney...i definitely am not him

[imsorrylrry]

which one of youse live near me because I was on a walk and I saw this iconic “be gay do crimes” graffiti

[imsorrylrry]

The more I look back on my childhood the funnier it gets like...my dad used to tell us if anyone gave us any trouble he’d get his cousins on them...and I would strut around the playground ANNOUNCING this like I was a gangster who did I think i was LMAOOO

[imsorrylrry]

My dreams are doing the most...last night I dreamt I was on a swim team (I can’t swim) and I also couldn’t swim in the dream but they didn’t know because I was a mastermind, and Jacqueline Wilson rewleased a new book and it was shite but I read the whole thing in the shallow of the pool with my swim buddies and then I transformed into a man (?) and was being given a ride on the back of a bike by my swim teammate thru the country side and I had a gun also