#maaaaybe wiring

[bringbackgoth]

Well, going to get some quotes for the major work that needs to be done and see how realistic this could be.

[theblankest123]

GIRL HELP I WANNA CHEW ON BARBED WIRE

[exceedboundaries]

Trying to figure out the vibe I want Five Pebbles to have. Love him to death, so it's fun to experiment both with a few brushes and a few methods of drawing him!

PERHAPS....my next study of him will be on how I can adjust his build and outfit + a few interactions with the rest of the crew...or maybe Artificer???

I think I am MAAAAYBE a little too in love with the strings/wires between his antennae in the rightmost study...oops.

[that-seems-stupid-lets-do-it]

an !!! i haven't drawn her in a while. don't mind the pose because i didn't use a reference and also. where she is it's very cold and so she must wear both pants and then shorts to be stylish (I COMPLETELY FORGOT SHE ALREADY HAD SHORTS ON BUT I DID THE LINEART. SCREW IT ANYWAYS) extra versions + maaaaybe headcanons (?) under the cut :]

you can use my art for stuff like profile pictures also !! just credit me ok slight rambling time - I think an is way too good at window washing and cleaning (mainly from helping her dad out at weekend garage). she can get it done in like 5 seconds and it'll be the cleanest thing you've ever seen in your life - her headphones are just. fully broken. they're only there for style. they weren't even wireless at first. the wires just kind of detached and she keeps saying, "okay, i'm going to get a new pair of headphones. i'll do it tomorrow i swear" and it never happens ever because it isn't at the top of her priorities - still has the recorder from elementary school, brings it out occasionally uses it solely to annoy akito. the only songs she can play are hot cross buns, mary had a little lamb, and if we're stretching it maybe a twinkle twinkle little star

[dabisbratz]

Just imagining big tiddy himbo reader wearing a pretty pink lace bra that *his sho* got him 😚

omgie sho would… go insane. he’s a pretty calm n collected guy, mkay. s’hard to move him, really! s’hard to drag a reaction out of him but his dumb ditzy boyfriend gets one every. single. time! every time!! n maaaaybe it’s cause he gets all pouty n bratty when sho isn’t givin much to bounce off of (though it usually ends two minutes later when he forgets why he was upset in the first place)… but he gets a reaction nonetheless, especially with the lingerie, even if sho was the one to plan it in the first place.

(imagination’s never as good as the real thing after all !!)

sooooo when the package arrives in the mail!! a pretty pink bralette that barely fits his boy n cups his chest a lil too tight, with pretty lace patterns n silk satin bows.. the wiring doesn even reach where s’supposed to, jus barely falls over his nipples n if he loves even an eensey weensey bit to the side his chest is out… he’s excited, believe it or not!! n you?? all giggly n bubbly!! but you wanna wear it when sho least expects it!!

the second sho comes home from patrol you’re floatin over n showin it off, playin with the straps n ramblin about how you had to watch a youtube tutorial about how to clasp it on cause you didnt understand n obviously you can’t see behind you!! sho is… speechless. doesn even know what t’say, starts off incredibly silent, but once he’s taken a minute to soak it in he’s handsy, pullin his softheaded boyfie forward by the straps of the bra squeezin all over your chest.. in his head he’s already mapped out what he wants!! to bite the plush skin, to leave behind marks n hickies n indents of his teeth!! to play with your nipples through the lace, to see if he can get his boy to cum jus from the stimulation?? to see how swollen n puffy he can get your chest?? n you’re not allowed to take it off, even when he pulls it under your chest so it looks even bigger.. somehow keepin it on makes you look even sluttier!! asks you to pose for pictures, even lets you take them when you pout n whine about how you’re makin silly faces (he doesn think so but you’re the expert !!)

[g3tj1nxed]

🧡 continued from here | @umbane

Jinx swivels in the captain’s chair as the holoscreen comes to life, doing nothing to hide the grin that spreads across her lips the second she hears Kayn’s voice. Hook, line, and sinker; she really should have done this earlier if it got this quick of a response. She’ll pat herself on the back later though, there’s a dreamboat on the line and she’s trying to milk her stunt to the last drop. She spreads her arms wide with a quick ‘Ta-dah!’ before leaning her head on one arm, crinkling her nose as he begins to chastise her.

“I’m not makin’ a fool outta anyone!” comes her gleeful retort, the cat-like smile barely faltering even as Kayn hurls the threat at her. Jinx isn’t known for her self-preservation, doesn’t have an ounce of that in her body because, really, where’s the fun in that? This is no different, and it’s evident with how she talks back to the literal Emperor of the Universe. 

“Maaaaybe someone should lock up their toys a little better, ya ever think about that?” She emphasizes her point by looking thoughtful, chin resting between her thumb and forefinger. All before she throws herself back against the chair with a giggle fit. She gestures with her hand, waving her wrist dramatically. “I’ll say it was pretty easy sneakin’ off with this, but I’m gonna just think they let me take it cause I’m just soooo cute.” Punctuates her statement with a wink, her tongue peeking past her lips playfully.

And while she wasn’t entirely fibbing, the alarm she caused in the docking bay was quite the show. And she’s known for her theatrics, something her own captain tends to turn his nose up at on occasion for just how… perfectly destructive they can be. But again, sneaking around and hot wiring a cruiser was light work, no pizzazz or nothin’! So she strutted in like she owned the place and caused a ruckus but that wasn’t something a few plasma blasts couldn’t fix before she took off with the damn thing. She blows a bit of her hair out of her face then, idly swinging the chair side to side with one leg on the tiled floor beneath it.

“You really know how to get a gal goin’, at least buy me dinner first before we get to threatening me with a good time,” she rolls her eyes, but is back to eyeing him smugly on the comms. “Anyways, let’s make this a game like ya said. What do you wanna do? Play tag? Hide and go seek? C’mon I know you got some good ideas in that head of yours.”

[abysscronica]

If you had to rank the named crew members in Captive on who is the most to least likely to beat birdie in a evenly matched drinking contest who would rank where? I ask because in captive Kid may have won but she was already notably intoxicated so it wasn’t an evenly matched challenge (and I dream of a day where Kid gets his ass handed to him having his pride washes away with a 5foot gremlin with a tankard and no fear of death)

Ahaha, that's a nice ask! I've received a lot of comments regarding the birdie vs. Kid drinking contest being rigged because she was already drunk, but the thing is Kid had also already drunk profusely... so it wasn't that rigged after all. Maaaaybe they should do a rematch and find out. 👀

Either way, here's the members ranked from the most to least likely to beat birdie in a drinking contest. I've added some more revealed members of the crew for fun.

Killer

Kid

Gig

Hop

Reck

Heat

Emma

Wire

Compo

Bubblegum

Leo

Dive

Mosh

Quincy

Booka

Pomp

UK

House

Hip

Disc J

Boogie

Mohican

Moai

Papas

Jaguar

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Let’s check on the kids.

I remember that the others went to the pod room, right?

Yeah I think so, they were curious what's in there.

But we made sure they didn't touch anything.

Good, I rather they didn't make a mess...

*Nagi, Masuyo and Hotaru walk into the pod room and find the others looking at the box and Disc and wires*

There seems to be some papers and disc here, are they for the Neo World Program?

I think so but there's also a bunch of books here too, I can't understand half of this.

Heh, you guys know nothing! This stuff is meant for fire walls and even protections against viruses! Think things like ZoneAlarm or even Comodo plus there seems to be programs to help with the coding too and virus removal like TotalAV!

Oh right... I forgot that Kazuichi is into this stuff, typical of him.

It is? I suppose this could be after the Neo World Program had the virus remove.

But I am quote curious of this box, what do you think is in it?

Masuyo and Hotaru mention that it could help with programming and there's even a crowbar here too.

Looks like we are suppose to open this thing, yeah? Maybe it's food?

Unlikely but we should wait for Nagi to appear.

Correct Hajime?

Yeah, will just wait and see what's inside.

Oh speak of the devil, hey Nagi.

Hey everyone, sorry for the wait but I had to talk with Future Foundation about a few things so I think we are good, just need to fix up a few things.

I hope you guys weren't planning to open this while I wasn't here, right?

Oh don't worry, or well... Kazuichi was gonna to but we made sure he behaves.

Wooow hey, what the hell?! I wasn't going to!

Sure sure and you didn't have everyone else holding you back from opening the box like a child waiting to open his Christmas present.

We-Well hey can ya blame me, I mean this is some high tech stuff in there!

Like think about it, it could be some really future tech or maybe a robot maid? All the possibilties!

Maaaaybe it's a good idea that Kazuichi doesn't have his toolbox then.

But I am curious, what is in this box...

[oberthinkin]

Can you write cg Usagi alohaoe and baby Jodio Joestar

(idk if ur comfy w padded jodio but maaaaybe)

idk a plot just ..fluff

I looked up on the wiki-- I'll do my best, but I haven't read the manga :3

Contains: Agere dips

SFW INTERACTIONS ONLY

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Occasionally, Usagi finds himself in the position of caregiver for a regressed Jodio. And sometimes during these moments, Jodio gets so small he can't help but need extra care. Extra care isn't something Usagi is used to giving, but he gives it a fair shot.

"Jojo. I see your plate is finished."

Not looking up from his colouring, the little just goes: "Yep."

"And your sippy is empty."

"Yep."

"It's funny that they're both empty because normally you take a full episode of Wild Kratts to finish a plate of carrots and cucumbers. But you're not even halfway through and you finished everything? Are you sure that's whatcha wanna tell me happened?"

"Yep" the little says, still not looking up from his colouring. Not even a little put off by how his caregiver asked him the question. If he knows he's in trouble, he doesn't show it.

Usagi takes a deep sigh before pausing the cartoon, the little one snapping his eyes up to glare at him for daring to turn off his show. But he's not going to waver-- the scent of his apartment is on the line. If the veggies are gone so quick, it means the little has hidden them somewhere not in his tummy. Green is peaking out from under another one of Jodio's colouring books. Cucumbers and green peppers have been located. But the carrots and juice are still unaccounted for. And it means that Usagi has to find them before the ants do, again.

"Jojo. Buddy. I see the cucumber slices from under your book. I just want to know where you put the juice so I can wash whatever it's on."

"D'ank it."

"Are you sure? Cuz we don't want a repeat of last time, right? With the ants on your toys and couch, because you hid your veggies in between the cushions--"

"I said I d'ank it!" Jodio yelps, indignatly.

Usagi calmly walks over to the little lifting the arms of the little one and bending to see where he could have reached. The good news about Jodio being so small is that his path of destruction is very limited. Gently lifting and stretching, thankful the little one isn't trying to fight him on the action, but instead just limply allowing himself to be ragdolled. "We gotta be sure, okay? What about the carrots?"

"T'ash."

Usagi freezes, letting go of the littles arms gently. There is no trash near Jodio-- because who puts a trashcan next to the coffee table in the living room? Especially who puts a little boy next to the trashcan, so he can touch all the garbage and then touch his face... The only things near Jodio that the little can reach is his colouring book, the cup of juice, the puzzle piece playmat that Usagi puts together whenever Jodio is small... Nowhere that could be seen as 'trash'.

Except...

"Buddy... Did you go potty?"

The little one nods, scratching his neck before trying to hide his face in Usagis shoulder. Jodio had previously had a few accidents when being taken care of, so Usagi talked him into maybe wearing diapers when small. And baby Jodio seemed to understand that soiled diapers went to the garbage as soon as he was changed. But given that it's new, and Jodio is a surprisingly proud little... He might have been too embarrassed to ask Usagi for help, even though the caregiver reminded him several times to ask when he felt icky.

And Jodio probably also remembered that soiled diapers were trash. And, confusingly, if he doesn't want something anymore, it can go in the trash. Jodios wires must have gotten crossed when thinking of a place to put the 'garbage' food: veggies.

"Okay buddy, we're gonna get you changed now. Come on." Usagi hauls the little up to his knees, gently guiding him to crawl over to the changing mat that he keeps near the little but out of arms reach so the little doesn't have to move much.

A quick change later into clean diapers, and a tiny scolding for trying to throw his veggies away, Usagi helps guide Jodio back to the coffee table, wiping the plastic covers of the colouring books from any cucumber water, and throwing out the garbage.

"Next time, can you remember to tell me if you need help, buddy? You know I don't mind helping you if something is icky."

Jodio nods, eyes droopy and apparently sleepy from all the colouring and mischief. Usagi sits next to the little on the floor, before hauling him up onto the couch for a nap.

Despite how this afternoon went, Usagi doesn't feel upset with his little for misbehaving. He's just a little boy after all, and he knows Jojo needs extra care. And despite the sass and mess-making, he knows Jojo appreciates him taking the extra mile to be a caregiver for him. If not because of the trust to try the diapers and pull-ups Usagi suggested, then the way the little tugs his caregiver's hand close to his chest for his nap is a good indicator.

[kmp78]

"Not a word about fitting into Not a word about fitting into SOMEONE ELSE’S dreams. 😂🙄Because that’s how his brain is wired. 💯 ELSE’S dreams. 😂🙄"

He's truly the boyfriend jackpot ...NOT!

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But...

Also about her her her her her...? Maaaaybe? 🙃

[coiled-dragon]

I really miss having degus as pets. Like, I was 8 I think when we had them, maaaaybe 9? We had 2 or 4, I really cant recall, but my parents built them a lovely multi-level cage with wood and chicken wire and a deep basin. Like of all the pets we had, I think the degus were the ones where my parents ACTUALLY looked very deeply into the care of them because they were not normal rodents, they werent just a hamster or a rat (which, I must add, doesnt excuse people from neglecting their pets in negligence because they assume theyre 'simple' animals; they really are not) but I adored them so much.

They're a longer living rodent than either hamsters or rats, theyre a bit bigger than rats (though some rats do get quite large) and I remember thinking they were like if a hamster and a chinchilla had a baby, but they had a jerboa-like tail. They were wonderful and if I can ever have the dedicated space to give them the space they deserve, I would LOVE to have a pair again 😭

[daja-the-hypnokitten]

Jukebox reviews part 34! For context, see my post “A Project”      under this same tag. If you want to see a full list of his EMCSA    stories, they can be found here, sorted alphabetically.And if you want to see some of his drabbles, check out his blog at @jukeboxemcsa

 Sympathy

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2/18/2017                                     mc ff

This is a clever scheme on Ebony's part, and I hope she does take good care of Wendy. And not just because I relate entirely too much to Wendy's desire to help everyone around her >.> It's a little heavy on the sex focus for me, but it's a really good look into Wendy's head as she Ebony makes herself at home there, even if it's maaaaybe a bit much more than hypnosis could do that quickly. 8/10 spirals 

 Freckles

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2/25/2017                                     mc mf fd

Another really solid induction concept! The idea of getting lost in studying a partner's face so closely, of memorizing every detail... If I were more visual I'd be more into the idea than I am, but even still it's a lovely concept. And that's one version of a "study" session, I suppose. Though with as smoothly as Ryan falls into it, I do wonder if Siobhan's been hypnotizing him before, or if this was the first time. But hey, he's into her, so hopefully this is the start of a beautiful relationship. 9/10 spirals 

 Magic Works

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3/4/2017                                       mc ff

... Well, *this* aged poorly. (No fault of JB's, just. well. Harry Potter.) It's hard to engage with this the way I did when the story came out, before JKR was quite so outspokenly horrible, before a game that's basically Blood LIbel: the Video Game. And in another world, one wehre those things didnt' happen, I'd likely love this story. The description of the Imperius Curse alone is amazing, but... well. It takes a major penalty for being a HP-based story. 3/10 spirals. 

 Under Control

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3/11/2017                                     mc ff

This is solidly built. The concept, the focus, the use of fractionation as a convincer that builds the expectation that it will work ... just all of it. It's a lovely snare for Del, one that she likely couldn't have avoided even if she'd been less caught off guard by it. I do hope that Constance keeps to her promise of making sure that Martina focuses on her schoolwork, though. 7/10 spirals 

 I Dream of Wires

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3/18/2017                                     mc ff rb

Robots don't do anything for me on their own - contrasts can, but robots? not my thing. Couple that with the evil therapist trope, and this is not a story for me. If you like either or both of those things, though, you'll likely get a lot out of this one. 4/10 spirals 

 Bobblehead

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4/8/2017                                       mc mf md

oh my gosh, Tim, this is how STIs get spread all over campus, c'mon dude! Be more responsible with your brainwashing. Or at least get her to get tested for STIs on a regular schedule! C'mon, dude! Otherwise this is too much sex and not enough process for my personal tastes, though the central concept of being a bubbly bobblehead doll is a good one! 5/10 spirals 

 Complicated

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4/8/2017                                       mc ff

This is not my favourite version of an overload induction, but it clearly works as one! I think it makes the story as a whole more of a challenge, though, as it can be overwhelming to try to read. But plowing through that gets to a solid induction and a lovely sort of sense inside Diana's head. I'm not sure if the payoff is worth the slog, though. 6/10 spirals 

 Not Listening

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4/8/2017                                       mc mf md

Oh, how many times has he hypnotized her, trained her into believing that this is how resistance works? To convince her that the very things that let his words slip into her mind even deeper are the ways that she can resist them entirely? And how much has she bought into that because she wants to feel helpless to his control, to have surrender be inevitable? This is good, I just want more context for it all. 9/10 spirals 

 Temptation Dice

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4/15/2017                                     mc ff

Oh hey, a TV reference I actually understand! That's a rare event! And a lovely bit of sneaky shenanigans between a cute couple. Marina surely knew just how unwilling to walk away Josie would be, and Josie clearly was ok with that result. It's a lovely bit of trigger play, leaning into the way that anchors stick and bring back mental states so very easily. 9/10 spirals. 

 Virus (Jukebox)

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4/22/2017                                     mc

This is a little too close to a spreading plague for me, somewhere between that and serial recruitment. Add in the case study nature of the thing, which makes it feel more academic than hot, and it just isn't to my taste. 2/10 spirals

[textilesimp]

binx cosplay stuff

okay so cosplay planning stuff? i want this to be both a cosplay piece and a thing I can wear to fancy events

wings: fuck if i know, painted chiffon? internet tutorial time

main dress: silk or rayon charmeuse/crepe back satin, duchess satin, taffeta/dupioni, brocade/jaquard/damask, possibly cotton/silk/rayon velveteen/velvet (polyester itchy :( ), or a really nice thick cotton knit?

little floofy dress bits: charmeuse, maaaaybe crepe back satin, chiffon or georgette

the jewelry ass things? uhhhh maybe bronze/gold vinyl/pleather, or wire/chain jewelry, or beading, or more chiffon/georgette/charmeuse etc

+ gold temporary tattoos or lipstick/eyeshadow/metallic eyeliner

also little leather belty thing.

[a-small-tired-lonely-potato]

Little bits that have come to me that are beautiful to me~ You have inspired me.

Pyro's first time cooking, when no one knows how bad he is at it. Everyone is exhausted and he offers to cook, which they agree to.

He gives everyone a thumbs up as he happily trots into the kitchen, two minutes later he comes out fiddling with his thumbs and tells them he made a small mess and needs help. Engie goes, thinking he dropped some flower or something, and walks into the kitchen to find almost every surface on fire.

Scout goes to cook and everyone shivers in fear, knowing what he consumes on a daily bases, they expect those weird concoctions that kids make when they're bored, like mixing milkshakes with bacon and avocados or something equally horrifying.

Engie and Sniper go in to watch over him and maaaaybe make sure Scout doesn't drop an entire bag of sugar in it, but imagine their surprise when not only is there a wonderful smell in the air, but they see Scout moving carefully around the kitchen, wearing the only apron on the base not decorated with American flags (Soldier saw that in the store and neatly cried when they had to leave it. It was in his room the next day and no one has admitted to buying it, but there was a lot of pointed looks at Spy.) And flipping through an old withered cook book.

They are equally surprised when he turns around with a wooden spoon and smacks them out of the kitchen, yelling at them to not bother him while he's working. His food turns out delicious and his food days are one of the teams favorites, unless they have to be in the kitchen for any reason, then it becomes a more painful Mission Impossible very quick.

(Two people can actually enter unbeaten. Pyro, because he's actually very helpful at holding things. And Spy, because he manages to be excellent at not being in Scout's way, almost like he's used to moving around someone who's a busybody in the kitchen. Hmm, food for thought.)

You know the british Kids who try American food? You remember when they tried biscuits and gravy? Yeah that, but Engie is the one who made it.

He makes it for breakfast and every non-american is very reluctant to try it, even Demo.

"I'm just not sure food is meant to be this, well... Grey..."

But then they actually try it and by God it is heavenly. The only one who doesn't finish is Spy, but he does at least take a bite.

Medic (when he's not testing them via food) tends to be very minimalistic when cooking, ya know, bread and cheese and meat, maybe some crunchy greens? All in all a simple but filling meal. It's almost soothing if not for the nagging thought in the back of all their minds that something could be very wrong with this meal. It's good that the food Medic makes is so soothing on the gut, because if it wasn't the stress might just kill them.

In the kitchen Sniper isn't that flashy, but around a campfire he's fantastic. Take any campfire food and he can make it amazing. Eggs? Obviously good. S'mores? He does 'em flawlessly. Beans? The best in Tuefort. That combined with the awesome stories makes him the best camping buddy. Which is good because after the Fries incident the others were prepared to ban him from the kitchen along with Pyro.

Also the image of the Mercs sitting down to eat when Demo cooks and taking a bite, only for Scout to look sadly at Demo and ask, "Why? What have we done to deserve this?" Is fucking hilarious to me. Also I can see Pyro immediately attempting to burn it.

I see Heavy as a soup guy, I bet he makes Bomb-Ass Soups. I bet his Potato soup is legendary, and no one can tell me otherwise. The winter months are wonderful when he's in charge of food.

Soldier and grilling remind me of those really complicated grill guys. Like the ones who take like 24 hours to make the perfect brisket? Yeah, I feel as though not only would he be that kinda guy, but he would set up Barbed Wire and LandMines around the grill to ward off any unwanted Taste Testers. This only slightly deters Scout, who is a perfect menace when not actively involved with the cooking.

Spy went all out with dinner once, the food was delectable but he made all the mercs adhere to the strictest dinner rules. Postures straight, no elbows on the table, using the correct utensils, all of it. They didn't ask him to cook for everyone after that. He might've made some of them cry.

(I love these, I have much joy and wanted to share these extra thoughts)

How good are the ft2 mercs at baking and cooking respectively

TF2 Mercs Cooking And Baking Skills!

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Oh boy, you've asked a guy who loves to cook a bake, prepare for a ramble.

Moot appreciation: Thank you for your asks! I've had fun with the prompts you've sent it. Also, I love your blog!

Also, oops, a little Spy angst fell in, who would have guessed.

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Demo- I'm gonna go out on a limb and say most people think he can't cook. Wrong! He can cook. Just uh, unique dishes. This man has made haggis for the other mercs, Scout whole heartedly thought Demo was trying to kill them. (Little off topic but, did you guys know deep-fried Mars bars are a Scottish thing)? But in general he can cook, and cook well, it just depends on if what he's cooking is something your willing to try.

I don't think this man can bake, but that won't stop him from trying! He tries to learn, but always gets frustrated when things don't work. Like the cupcakes have been in the oven for well over two hours and are still not cooked? This man is pissed. But what he lacks in an ability to bake, he makes up for by being amazing at decorating cakes and cupcakes somehow? Like he can't bake a cupcake to save his life, but you bet your ass he can turn it into one of the prettiest things with a bag of frosting and sprinkles.

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Engie- This man is so good at cooking its not even funny. Like the he cooks for everyone one night and everyone begs him to cook at least once a month. Sure, is it the healthiest food? Not really. But it is good food! And for the mercs that's all they really care about some days.

I'm gonna be honest, he'd be a really good baker, but has never had any desire to. Never felt the need to. He'd rather just buy whatever he wants or needs. He can, however be convinced to bake, but even then he's indifferent to it. He thinks it's a fine enough hobby but would never find enthralled with it. Is always very proud of his work in either cooking or baking though!

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Heavy- He can cook! And really likes to do it too. He loves making traditional Russian food. Loves being able to share his culture through something so simple. Likes making anything really. Finds cooking to be relaxing. As long as he can be left alone while doing so.

He can bake too, he just choses not to. It's very precise, one wrong measurement and it's all going to hell. He'd love to bake, but at the end of the day I think it would stress him out more than it would calm him down, or more than it would be worth it for the final product.

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Medic- This is such a toss up for me. I want to say he can cook, and cook well. But the other part of me thinks that he'd be way too giddy to use cooking the team dinner to run a test or two. (What am I talking about he put fertility hormones in someone's rations, he'd take any chance to do it (lovingly)! To the other mercs). I guess I'll say he can cook, but be weary of what he's feeding you at any given time. Also I think if he's not in a testing mood he gets all happy at the idea of cooking traditional food as well.

Due to the fact that, may or may not be up to no good when cooking! The mercs are not super keen on letting him into the kitchen. But if Medic manages to convince (threaten) them into trusting him enough to bake, he's insanely good at it! Baking is a science, and he's incredibly good at getting measurements to be perfect. Plus even if he's not using baking or cooking as an excuse to run some tests on his teammates, it's still an experiment in it's own right. So he genuinely enjoys baking and cooking.

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Scout- You really think his mom would let him leave the house without knowing to cook? Sure, he's probably his mom's favorite, and the youngest child, so you'd think he'd be spoiled, but nope! His mom taught him from a young age the importance of having cooking as a skill, and now he loves it. He cooks when he's homesick, it reminds him of his mom, he looks at it as a connection with one another.

Same thing with baking, but I think he likes baking a bit more than cooking due to the presence of a shit ton of sugar. You'd also think this man would be chill in the kitchen. Absolutely not. He hates having other people in the kitchen when he's busy. He finds them to be distracting. Also, he's super cautious when people ask to try what he's baking specifically. He doesn't want someone to get E. Coli, because of the raw flour in the raw cookie dough. All in all, though, when he's alone (or with Pyro if they decide to join Scout). Then he's genuinely enjoying both baking and cooking.

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Sniper- Mr. Runs off instant ramen and fairy bread. Has the basic skills. He could make rice, grilled cheese, and fried eggs if need be. But for the most part, he can't cook. He has a stove in his van, and it has never been used other than to boil water. He could learn how to cook if he was really persuaded by a certain team member, but it would take a lot, and it would take a long time to learn how to cook a decent meal.

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Spy- Can cook, he has before. It was a life skill just like any other. I got pretty good at it. He can still make decently elaborate dishes, but he's not a fan of it. He doesn't really like cooking. He never had anyone to share his food with. He always wanted someone to share food with, someone to cook with. Was always too scared for said person to actually stick around, said person couldn't stick around.

He's never tried to bake, and I don't think he'd enjoy it. He'd complain about how messy it is. He'd be fine with the having to be careful and precise part. Hell He'd even be good at decorating and just baking in general. But he just wouldn't like doing it.

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Soldier- This man can't so much as cook as he can grill. It's super weird, he'll make the most normal american food and it's like really good? Like he'll make steaks, hamburgers, and hot dogs for a 4th of July party and it's the best shit you've ever had. Ask this man to fry an egg and all hell breaks loose. He is only allowed to man the grill from now on.

Do not ask this man to bake, please, please don't. He cooks with cartoon logic. The recipe calls for three eggs? He drops in three fully-shelled eggs. A stick of butter? The wrapper is still on. And the scariest part is whatever he's baking always comes out looking, edible? Cartoonish? Like straight up looks like someone drew it into existence. For the sake of everyone's mental health, they don't let Soldier bake anymore.

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Pyro- Teach them how to flambé and they're going to have the best time of their lives. They aren't horrible at cooking but aren't a master chef either. They have tried to use their flamethrower to cook on multiple occasions, but they have been banned from being in the kitchen alone due to "inciting panic." Whatever that means. They mainly will cook with Engie, as he's the most patient when it comes to Pyro's "help." (Standing menacingly until they can be trusted to do something. They do it with love, though)!

Speaking of flambé! They love to try and convince the other mercs to let them make bananas Foster, and when they eventually wear the other mercs down and are allowed to try it, they do well! It was a one-time thing, they all got too scared to let them do it again. Now they spend a lot of time helping Scout while he bakes. Overall, they can cook and bake, but should only be allowed to under supervision.

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I hope you like this! Sorry it took me so long to write I've been exhausted all week. But it was fun to write :)

New fic tomorrow, someone asked about the mercs at Barbie, which is going to be so fun!

[the-witch-of-one-piece]

hihi!! i hope your day is great!!! can i maaaaybe get headcanons for kidd w a bf (or gn reader) who acts tough, teasing and sarcastic around others but to kidd they’re really cuddly, happy go lucky, and loving?? maybe does things for him like draws things for him, bakes, and other things? just overall is really giving and is really loyal to him but doesn’t really seem to care about others? sorry if this is really specific!!

Hello hello babes!!! My day is going good how is yours??? Yessss I can do this!!! I really loved this idea the reader like does a whole 180 when Kid is around lol! I do apologize about the delay I hope you enjoy love!!!

Kid x Male Reader: From Tough Guy to Soft Boy SFW

“That’s so scary how he changes up really fast.” Wire looked at you are walking away heading towards Kid’s workroom.

Just moments ago, the crew was talking about how you went from a badass tough guy to being a soft boy when Kid was around. You did deny it at the time threatening to kick their ass if they ever brought that up to you ever again. “Need I remind you why I’m on this crew and it's not because I'm soft.” You said with a serious look on your face. You were ruthless when it came to fighting and had a mouth on you. Kid seen you had what it took to be a kid Pirate. When joining the crew, you were only doing it for your Captain. You thought of the others as tag along for the ride.   As making your way to Kid’s work shop you began to think… “I’m not soft boy when it comes to Kid, I’m just me’ opening the door to the workshop you seen Kid adjusting his item in his hand with a screw driver. He gave you a side glace “what is it.” he responded as his eyes shifted back to the item he was working on.

Hearing his voice brought a smile to you “I’m came to see you!” you cheerfully said.

Kid did catch on quickly how you seemed like a different person when he was around. You seemed more loveable with him. “For what can’t you see I’m busy?” Kid putting the screwdriver down.

“Aww come on Kid I missed you” walking to his seating position, your arms draped over his shoulders and your chin rested on his large shoulder.

“You were in here 5 mins ago…” Kid let out a sigh knowing he wasn’t going to be able to get it done putting the item down.  “Yeah, but I still missed you sweetie.” Placing a kiss on his cheek.

Seeing the scarlet color his face as it matches his lipstick. “Dammit ______!”

“Your so cute when you are all pouty like that.” Giggling seeing his reaction. “Do you want me to fix you something to eat??” you asked him.

“No, I’m good.” Kid responded. His eyes shifted to the drawing that you made that was hung on the board above him. Kid did love you seeing how much dedication you had for him and always being ready to jump into any chaos waters you guys were in. He liked a person with guts and someone who spoke there mind. But he did get flustered when you would act cute and dotting over him. He hated it but he loved it at the same time, but he would never tell you that. Kid looked at you. “I find it rather amusing how tough you can be but how soft you can be in a matter of seconds.”

“Why are you say thing that too!” you gave him a little pout.

“The face you are doing right now is not a tough face” Kid pointed flicking the tip of your nose.

“Ahhhh!” you blushed by his comment. Maybe you were soft around him but it was because you felt comfortable around him. You loved everything about him sure he can be loud and hard headed at times but during the night laying in bed together his arms around you was the best feeling you ever felt.

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[emblemxeno]

Regarding Corrin being capable of marrying the second gen characters, including the ones that are heavily implied to be relatively young, i never saw too much of an issue with it; the main issues with those kinds of relationships in the real world are the fact that children aren't considered mature enough to understand how important of a decision choosing someone to spend the rest of your life with is, along with it being very easy to manipulate them into doing so unwittingly.

That… isn't the case for the likes of Midori, Percy and Kiragi tho. As much as they act childlike, one of them is an accomplished herbalist with a ton of knowledge on medicine and how to use them properly, another one managed to not only tame a wyvern but learn how to fight proficiently while riding it, presumably even being self-taught due to Arthur being one of the parents that didn't visit their kids's deeprealm very often, implying he has high levels of patience and intelligence to pull all that off, and the last one is a phenomenal hunter, borderline ninja, and excellent archer, being able to expertly track targets and hide himself, showing high levels of wit.

All those details just seem to imply that these specific children, at the very least, are extremely intelligent and wise, to the point of at least knowing that a relationship is serious business and being hard to manipulate about it (which isn't what Corrin does but i can see people seeing it that way); humans in Nohrshido are already blatantly wired differently from the ones in real life, given the amount of battles they partake in without any mental scars to show for it, including the “children” i just mentioned.

Is there truly anthing particularly bad about Corrin marrying someone who, for all intents and purposes, IS an adult capable of making their own choices and decisions, such as Midori, Kiragi or Percy? Or is this just another case of people seeing something that would be disagreaable in our world, not bothering to think about whether or not there are cultural differences that would make it more acceptable in a fictional one (such as hyper-competent children that fight in wars without any baggage from it, implying levels of emotional maturity hardly found even in veterans in the real world, meaning that them having sex wouldn't even be an issue due to their lacking the immaturity and/or naivete that causes those kinds of relationships to be immensely problematic in the real world), and trying to use that as criticisms towards the game?

Just food for thought.

(Also lol at the twitter user calling Elise 13 and people in the comments of that tweet claiming Mozu's the same age. Not only is Elise 15 at the youngest and if you want Sakura's backstory to no longer make sense, since she remembers Corrin being kidnapped and people typically only remember stuff from when they were 3 and older, meaning both of them should logically be 18+, but Mozu is directly stated in her solo ending to single-handedly rebuild her village to the point where it prospers; doesn't sound like something a child would be able to do, or at least not one that isn't intelligent enough to be able to reasonably consent to marriage and sex. The fact that they tried to use her appearance to claim her being a child is hysterical too, not only because of anime artstyle bullshit making it very hard to tell what ages characters are supposed to be, especially in Fire Emblem, but again, Sakura and Elise, who should be 18+ at the youngest, look like children. Do they not know that midgets and/or young-looking adults exist, or is that just conveniently forgotten about when the time comes to accuse Fates of horrific shit it didn't actually do?)

I think it's a weird gray area, where people have trouble grasping the kind of dichotomy between "physical appearance" and "actual maturity". Tbh, for all intents and purposes, I think Percy, Midori and maaaaybe Kiragi are meant to be seen as younger, just really talented all the same. At the end of the day tho, it's mainly to fill the Loli/Shota con checklist, and I doubt that most people really care enough to make a moral statement about one entry in a 30 year old game series.