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sleepless-in-starbucks · 10 months ago

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meri u are SELLING me on craftmine

not really decided on what i want to do with minecraft-the-game's existence a la luke's world but by far the Funniest option (to me) would be if it existed but in like. a knockoff format. like as craftmine yknow. extremely similar to minecraft but different Enough that luke never draws the connection. like yeah sure this seems familiar but craftmine was known for everything being a rectangular prism not a cube . it didntve 'servers' it had 'spaces' . etc etc

#the cryptid speaks #lucky jumbo <3 #meri #like yeah ik my idea but in terms of actually using it in the au...........#im particularly stuck on 'like admiralglitterz did but with cubes'#both bc a) admiralglitterz is amazing and b) 'but with cubes' sjnfkjdsnfckdskf luke honey ur so close to making a connection #luke (guy who didnt realize you ate golden carrots at first): well ofc silver broccoli heals you when you eat it. why wouldnt it #luke never played craftmine himself but he did occasionally watch cmyts #which puts him into the perfect middle of 'knows enough to confuse the hermits' and 'doesnt know enough to connect any dots'#it also means he never wouldve watched hermitmine which is good for his sanity #(au of an au where luke Was a hermitmine watcher and mained jumbo mumbo #luke isnt freaking out about being in love with mumbo bc he's oblivious/traumatized he's trying to decide if this counts as parasocial)#also. ALSO. it would be too much to be reasonable i think so i wouldnt do it BUT. IMAGINE #if craftmine didntve the nether. but it DID have the aether. and that was one of luke's mystery carry-overs #pov ur any of the hermits watch luke didnt-think-dragons-were-real carder create a portal to an entirely new realm of existence

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