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They are really good friends
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Cellbit comparing himself to Frodo from LOTR for like ten minutes in a desperate analogy to let Bad know he’s being blackmailed by the federation, then at the end of it all going “yknow, Frodo is gay. Like really gay. Absolutely gay” he’s so real for that
#when Cellbit goes FRODO IS GAY so deafeningly loud that Missa and Bad just stop and look at him. he’s so real#Cellbit spends several min making it clear he’s supposed to be Frodo then being like and Frodo is so gay like hella gay he was so fuckin gay#like we are all so aware cellbo. this was never in question. you’re being forced to work for the federation and you’re fruity as all hell#and MISSA who’s just there and has noooo idea what’s going on like Frodo? giving info about elves to the eye? but the eye can’t know he’s -#-making up information? huh??????#mcyt#qsmp#cellbit#bbh#z speaks
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was talking to my sister and she said she understands why people like astarion but he's "isn't he shitty"
so this was born, yeah he's shitty but he's MY SHITTY ELF CUNTYFACE VAMPIRE shitty
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#my sister really dont gets it but girl look at me and my lucio (from arcana game) body pillow and think for a second why i WOULDNT enjoy him#i love my men shitty and cuntyfaced#im so sad i cant play bg3 yet but when i do...#“THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY GAY ELVES SERVING FACE WHEN I TURN AROUND OR SO HELP ME GOD”- that one astarion post#he do be serving face all the goddamn time tho
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So... My tav had his first sex scene in BG3 and I just can't help it! He and Astarion are so cute and pretty and I'm obsessed with them, I just have to share 😭
#astarion#bg3 spoilers#bg3 tav#bg3#look at them#male elf#astarion x tav#astarion x male tav#gay elves#i love them#hot stuff
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bangs on botw/totk zelda doesn't really work imo. but the parallels between her and ss zelda (especially considering all the other ones and symbolisms in totk) well! i do think about them. :]
#im mostly happy w what they went with + the pixie cut is sooo cute#i like to think thats how short she cut it at first and she lets it grow out to what it looks like now. giggles#anyway hope everyone is doing well. i need to drawer. i will drawer#thinking abt those gay blonde elves so much as per usual. i should draw them for pride month in june ^_^#personal.txt
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watching @dying-suffering-french-stalkers plow through my silm tags… effervescent
#look at all of my gay elves girl#dying-suffering-French-stalkers#come with me and hold these normal gems
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Clearly my stamina for video games has waned DRAMATICALLY bc ive barely managed to clock 2 hours of inquisition across 2 days.
And its not like im fatigued by the gameplay or anything yet like i just got the fucking title screen lol. Like this is not a hinterlands bear moment or a fallow mire situation yet
#dragon age#my inqy is great#its in my oh so sad worldstate#basically the warden (tabris) sacrificed herself bc Alistair was to be king. she basically put him on the throne bc he swore to disolve the#alienages. and so she was like this is a future for elves etc. and she did everything she could to make the world better#her story often spared ppl the brutal details of messy fates and she always tried to fix things while staying focused on her goal#and then morrigans ritual happened and she was like. no fucking way. that sounds like a loophole for some shitfuckery#so she sacrificed herself in alistairs place but then bc he was the only warden left in fereldan he abdicated#bc he saw restoring the wardens as more important. he did make anora swear to fix the plight of elves. but ultimately nothing happened#its then my hc that alistair was the warden in awakening#and poor zevran was left grieving the warden. they got like. unofficially married before her death#which i headcanon as having taken weeks to happen as she slowly succumbed to the archdemon soul bc i love angst#and anyway then my hawke was playful and charming and desired to save whoever she could but everyone kept dying around her#just the most tragic and bloody playthrough#and in her story she never found love. except. that was varric hiding the fact that they were together#she also faked ander's death after the chantry thing#also she was a blood mage bc thats dope as fuck to me. and i also kinda hc that anders dipped into blood magic too#anyway. so my inq is gonna be the same with like. trying her hardest but not being the perfect diplomat bc people cant look past her being#an elf. and a mage.#and also im hc'ing that solas lowkey has a thing for her but shes like. dude#im so gay wtf#and then talking shit with dorian about it
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clearest glimpse of this group being who i'd wager is Not thee mister macabee
#thee lookalike &/or cornelius rather#who's mister macabeeing? who's the wrole? these are things i'm eager to discover#pour yourself a glass & drink it for those world's worst audience members in 2019 who were there for the goodbye song#reminds me of that clip ft. the guy sitting front & center who couldn't bear to look at mr. macabee's sexy dancing sequence. get out#wonder abt the extemporaneous calculus like is it gayer to look Away from the sexy virgin mary dance or At her sexy backup dancer men......#meanwhile gay characters in that show include: cyril; pregnant elves; mister chestnut; fancy xmas tree; santa. oh another guy whatshisname#joe iconis christmas extravaganza
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tbh liking hien on tumblr feels like liking edward again :/
#i talk#will literally have a blog themed after the guy and see 1 post of him a week. okay#tumblr just recommending me emet selch and estinien. i do not care.#i also dont like searching through tags because of heavensward fuckers that make everything worse#'this exp didnt have yaoi elves in it' dude the buduga are explicitly gay. also shut up#also also then youll have ppl complaining about yotsuyu dying like girl. she comitted genocide lmao#yeah bad things happened to her but like? same? girl u are in your thirties please just talk to somebody#'hes the king how is it not his place to judge' you cannot decide what is worse. genocide or human trafficking.#they were under imperial rule. there were few ways to survive in morally good ways. hien is not condoning the action#also everyone that looks at yotsuyu and is genuinely like well shes hot she can do no wrong#Missed The Point also i dont think she'd like you in the first place.#anyway.#tumblr show me stuff i actually wanna see challenge
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WOAH WAIT I TOTALLY FORGOT I HAD THIS MOD... OKAY....
#duck bg3 time#i downloaded it because i thought itd look good. honestly it does#i might try drawing her with this hair if fancy strikes me. gay little half-elves conversing
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reaching that point on tumblr where you can no longer figure out why people are following you they just appear with no explanation. like hello but also what does your aesthetic poetry blog have to do with my gay elves
#shitpost#listen I just like to take a little peek when someone follows me#so if its a bot i can report it#and at the beginning i would be like ah yes you also like these gay elves I see where we connect#or the url would give it away or whatever they'd recently liked#but then there's the people who like none of your posts and are clearly a real person but they're clearly SO different from your blog#even more confusing when they actually pop up from time to time#there's this one person who follows me that I don't know but recognize by the pfp#and I have legit no clue why they're here or why they interact with my posts. but they do sometimes! and I don't know the reasons!#or when big blogs find your shitposts like dude. how did you even GET here#lynda i'm looking at you
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i finally finished drawing my new OC !!! Meet Elaith !! Look how cool he is !!
description, first pic: Drawing sheet of my new OC Elaith. It's an elf with brown and long hair, he wears a long green coat, a light greyish shirt, a brownish trouser and brown boots all in a fantasy outfit style. He has a grey and black dragon tail with white star pattern on it. He has an elvish sword. We can see multiple yellow star on the sheet, the minecraft version, there's also his sword and dagger design. We can also see a goober version of Elaith second pic: info about Elaith: -He/star -Gay - Dragonic elf -Elaith means thorned star in sindarin - Didn't plan on having hims as an OC but I liked how I made my new minecraft skin so much........
third pic: 3 face close up of Elaith. Side view, front view and 3/4 view. He has piercings at the end of his horns, on his right eyebrow and on his left ear with a chain linking to another ear piercing
Fourth pic: Egg version (QSMP inspired) of Elaith. An egg with his hair, horns and dragon tail, he is holding an elvish sword
#minecraft skin#OC art#elf OC#but also#dragon OC#he's cute#Star's gay#inspired by LOTR#i love elf#tho i prefer dwarves....... but elves work better for minecraft skins somehow#I hope you like him#and look how cute star is as an egg or as a goopers#my art
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witcher illustrated hardcovers got me acting unwise...
#kit speaks#got a booktopia voucher so i miiiiight but they are really spenny#but ALSO LOOK AT THEMMM!!#look at yen being fabulous!! ciri's gay ass undercut AND her unicorn!!! MILVA!!!!!!!!!!!!#blood of elves's one is the worst i barely have any idea what i'm looking at i guess it's gotta be geralt and yarpen and whoever#but like BORING#triss philippa and dandelion were involved in the actual plot of boe they should have been on the cover rather than yarpen#(no offense yarpen ily)
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Someone make a lotr x Willy Wonka x Strange Magic AU where bees are Shire Folk and wasps are Mordor’s Servants
#lord of the wings#hobbits are bees#orcs are wasps#elves are dragonflies#dwarves are moths#humans are butterflies#ring wraiths are mosquitoes#eye of Sauron is literally one of those electric lamps that lures and kills prey#it’s 1000x more gay because their swords are attached to their asses#sting is actually a magical enchantment#me realizing this works too well#after thinking for a bit#also#IT LOOKS ADORABLE IN MY HEAD#OMG#AIDGSJSKSJKHH#memes#lotr#lotr au#lord of the rings#strange magic#shit post#cat rambles
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Sometimes Sirius needs to be reminded who he is.
It doesn’t take much: pulling a prank with James, a tight hug from Remus, a tousle match with Peter for the last drop of pumpkin juice, karaoke night with Marlene, or even just a hard glare and disappointed sigh from Lily.
But sometimes Sirius gets caught up in it all. In what he was, in who they want him to be. In who he tried to be for them for so long. He gets lost in it, gets angry too. It pours gasoline on the fire that is his soul whenever who he actually is is shut down or hidden away. He hates it when he doesn’t have his leather jacket because it feels like he’s lost a part of himself, he hates it when first years think he’s pretentious and cold and mean like the rest of his family. He hates it when he realizes he’s fallen too far into it, taken five steps back and he’s teetering on the edge of a cliff to fall all the way back down to the cage and the pressure and the titles and the conceptions and what he was supposed to be.
It makes him collapse in on himself, so angry it scorches everything around him. It makes him mad that no matter how hard he tries to be himself, like really himself, all it takes is five steps for him to be all the way back.
And it doesn’t take much: a snicker from James, a piece of chocolate from Remus, a sarcastic glance from Peter, a noggie from Marlene, or even an exasperated point from Lily, to remind him that he’s Sirius.
He isn’t that. He isn’t what he used to be. He isn’t what people think. He isn’t what he was taught to be.
He’s so utterly defiant and stubborn and rebellious and burning and glorious and him that no matter how may steps backwards he takes, he’s a fucking dog, and he’ll sprint so fucking fast towards who he is on all fours and at full speed that he tumbles and gets up and keeps running.
Because he’s Sirius Fucking Black. Disappointment, blot, pain in the ass, worthless, disgrace, Gryffindor. He’s Sirius Fucking Black and he’ll be every single one of those things and he’ll shove it down his mother’s throat that he’s Sirius Fucking Black and she can’t do a damn thing to control him.
And even if it does get to him, and he does fall into it, it doesn’t take much to remind him, and it never will so long as he is who he is.
And he’ll never be anything other than Sirius Fucking Black.
#the marauders#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#james potter#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#marlene mckinnon#lily evans#god i love sirius#you try and tell him what to fucking to i dare yoy#it doesn’t end well#honorable mentions:#whenever dorcas and him play chess#whenever regulus has to leave the room in embarrassment#whenever mary nudges him and points to remus who is doing something incredibly hot#whenever he goes to the kitchens and brings the house elves gifts#whenever Minerva has to hold back from laughing at him and james#whenever slughorn looks at him with disgust#whenever he is told he’s a disgrace to the black family name#whenever theres a full moon and the four of them go out#before fifth year whenever there was a full moon and they would shower Remus in candy and gifts#whenever someone complains about him being too loud#whenever he just simply enjoys the company of Remus#whenever he does something gay#whenever his smile starts hurting his cheeks#whenever he turns into padfoot#wheneve he does way too much respesrch on one topic that he ends up forgetting about his potions essay#essentially whenever he’s shit at potions#whenever he listens to rock: especially queen
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OK I have to stop posting anything da related because I genuinely have so little faith they'll stick the landing with any of these plot threads
#i don't play on playing day one#i am unfortunately gay and weak for wardens rogues and old men so. well. im interested in them#and the other characters look super fun as well#i just don't trust bioware at this point and i don't trust ea#here's hoping the gameplay gives us a better idea of. well. the game#also by 'stick the landing' i mean i know theyre not going to walk back trespasser so...oh boy more blaming the elves for their oppression!
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