#lol eww smith

[ionlydrinkhotwater]

I have no proof for this BUT I think Smith Smith-Richards isn't a natural blondeish bronze, nor do I think he just "happened" to look like Simon, I think he deliberately modeled his appearance on Simon cause he's a cringey fan boy.

That's it.

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[swastikitty]

A List of 45 Things That Annoy Me: Lindsay/Snoopyfemme -March 29, 2007

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This is what happens when I have too much free time, and a permanent pebble in my shoe.

1. The hard, crusty stuff that forms at the bottom of Jello bowls.

2. Falling asleep in the afternoon, waking up in the dark, and wondering what day it is.

3. 9/11 conspiracy theorists. They're just annoying.

4. That Conan O'Brien's haircut is just a rip-off of David Duke's.

5. Getting lost in the woods without chapstick.

6. Any movie with Johnny Depp, no matter how good it is, will be instantly destroyed and vomited on by tweenage romance fanfiction.

7. Liberals that accuse everything conservative of being racist, sexist, bigoted, etc...

8. The stereotype that gamers are testosterone-pumped simpletons, when statistics have proven that 1/3 of gamers are female.

9. Commercials aimed at kids that use outdated slang. "Extreme to the max!!!" "Totally rad!!!"

10. Girls that act stupid in order to be "cute."

11. Not being able to talk one-on-one with a member of the opposite sex without a bystander assuming that we're a couple.

12. Americans who fake European accents in an attempt to appear "cultured."

13. Teenage girl pop stars who are convinced that they are, like TOTALLY punk rock.

14. Trying really hard to take the cap off of a paint pen, only to get the paint all over my hand.

15. Accidentally writing on White-Out that hasn't completely dried yet, causing a semi-liquidy mess.

16. Female magicians never wear pants. They wear that odd tuxedo/leotard thingy with a top hat and fishnet tights. A totally cliched and tired attempt at being sexy.

17. What is that tuxedo/leotard thingy called, anyway?! I feel tempted to call it a "Tuxedotard." Which would also be a great nickname for Sailor Moon's boyfriend.

18. The weirdness of seeing a person in real life who looks almost EXACTLY like a cartoon character. (I could've sworn that was Johnny Bravo I saw by the pool...)

19. Going to a show, but constantly being distracted by a middle-aged couple getting snuggly in the seats in front of me. Eww. Even worse is when their row is set lower than yours, so your knee gets constantly elbowed.

20. There are 30 girls at my school that look exactly the same. Highlighted blonde hair that goes just past the shoulders, too much eyeliner, a plain-colored shirt with a wrap shirt over it, denim skirt and fuzzy boots....

21. Deciding to watch a movie you really loved as a child, only to fill with disappointment and self-doubt as you realize how much it actually sucked.

22. The taste of Valentine's Day conversation hearts.

23. Accidentally buying low-fat ice cream.

24. That Anna Nicole Smith is a self-exploiting publicity whore even after she's dead.

25. Constant news reports of "ZOMG, teacher molested a student!" All the cases are the same, and besides, IT'S NOT NEWS.

26. People who think you're Satan if you eat at McDonald's.

27. Hearing random people yelling your name in the hallway as you walk past, with absolutely no idea who those people are.

28. Having to explain to your mom what an MMORPG is.

29. People don't realize that David Duke is an incredibly intelligent man - they just remember him as an ex-KKK. And that was 30 years ago.

30. Teachers who smile at me when I'm trying to give them an alibi.

31. Accidentally getting jabbed in the hip by a table corner.

32. People who quote Borat, and think they're actually funny for doing so.

33. Hearing your parents talking about you in the other room.

34. Trying to explain Masonic rite and ritual to a cheerleader.

35. People on the internet, who in an argument with you, bring up things you said almost a year ago.

36. That really painful burning sensation you get if you've scratched your nostril too hard.

37. People who wear really cheap body spray seem to always put on too much.

38. Female celebrities who try to look like Marilyn Monroe. (I have no problem, however, with male celebrities who do the same.:lol:)

39. Misuse of the word "emo." Emo is a style of music and clothing, not the condition of being sad or depressed.

40. Having a swastika-shaped scar on my butt.

41. Diet soda completely ruins the purpose of soda.

42. Messages on your computer that constantly remind you of software upgrades. No thank you.

43. Those same software upgrade messages that force you to either click "Yes, I would like to upgrade" or "No thank you, please remind me later."

44. When attractive members of the opposite sex wave to the person behind you.

45. The song "Bones" by The Killers sounds a little like it's about necrophilia. Creepy.

[lunachi369]

My last threat lol I wanna have sex with Angie anybody there yet nope she don't smoke or drink honestly eww watch willow Smith Jada pi kett ewŵww he'll yeah we want uhh crayfish say that yall tmrrw fuck the brbq heard Louisiana got "SOL FOOD" GET YO LIL NGA MIGOS RICH ASSHY AS BROKEBACK MTN FAGGOT

[finasol]

I’ve been off social media for HOTD and that’s absolutely for the best

[multiyoutubermemes-blog]

*paranoia sets in* I was pulling out weeds from the greenhouse plants during 2nd block today and we saw this HUGE spider carrying an egg sack. One of my classmates got a stick and crushed the egg sack (bc we don't want spiders in the plants) and the spider LITERALLY HISSED AT US. That's a big ole "nope". - - - #destery #smith #desterysmith #capndesdes @capndesdes #capndesdesmeme #youtube #youtuber #youtubers #famousyoutuber #ds #dankmeme #meme #hilarious #lol #funny #spiders #spider #eww #bugs #arachnaphobia https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUdNAKA4Om/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2b9nuhne2tt5

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Witch's Hazel

by colormints

Kristin moved, pushing Tommy behind her and shouting for a spell to create a defensive shield to cover them before Tommy even saw the bright beam appear in front of them.

With a deafening bang, the light crashed into the shield and exploded around them.

Wide eyed, Tommy stared at his mother’s back, taking his hands from where he reflexively pushed them over his ringing ears. “What—”

“Stay behind me!” Kristin didn’t take her eyes off the origin of the spell, her hands ready to cast another shield.

An icy cold settled around his pounding heart as he realized what was happening.

They were being attacked.

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After a mysterious attacker leaves Tommy and his mother injured and cursed, the Watson family has to learn how to return to some sense of normalcy. Upon arriving back at Winterleigh Academy, Tommy tries hard to distract himself from his own guilt and failing eyes but instead only learns more about his family’s past until he can’t help but wonder if the person that attacked them is part of something much bigger..

Words: 6488, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Kristin Rosales Watson, Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Dream SMP Ensemble

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Kristin Rosales Watson, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Family Dynamics, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, BAMF Kristin Rosales Watson, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Fluff and Angst, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), all of the sleepy bois and mumza are able to use magic except for wilbur lol, Band Member Wilbur Soot, Freezing and Cold, Panic Attacks, Swearing, Magic, Wizarding World and School that is NOT Harry Potter/Hogwarts because eww terfs, TommyInnit Has a Pet Spider Named Shroud (Video Blogging RPF), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/38272009

[fratboykate]

Tagged by my favorite asian @reyys

Sign: Leo

Time: 7:57 PM

Favorite bands: I have 20k songs on my iTunes. Music questions are the hardest because there's just so much but I'll try. Paramore, Panic! At The Disco, The 1975, Years & Years, Karmina, Bag Raiders, Tall Heights, The XX, Camila (not the racist one from 5H...eww), Mura Masa, Cultura Profética, Flor, PHOX, Daughter, The Spill Canvas, Nena Daconte, Bastille, Jesse & Joy, The Script, Daughtry, Wisin & Yandel, Pvris, Trapt, Aventura, Reik, Breaking Benjamin, Enter Shikari, The Cab, Jack's Mannequin, Echosmith, We The Kings, Fall Out Boy, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, The Fray, Passion Pit, The Perishers, Sin Bandera, The Used

Solo artists: Halsey, Ellie Goulding, Andrew Belle, Jon McLaughlin, Rachael Yamagata, Blackbear, Mandy Moore, Dotan, Frank Ocean, Miguel Nandez, Chloe Howl, Demi Lovato, Childish Gambino, Gabrielle Aplin, Hozier, Oh Land, Jessie Ware, Maluma, Jayko, Mala Rodríguez, Jason Isbell, Sam Hunt, Ricardo Arjona, James TW, Adele, David Cook, Sam Smith, Foxes, James Bay, Passenger, Samo, Mario Domm, Romeo Santos

Song stuck in my head: It'd have to be a tie between "Ex" (Acoustic) by James TW and "Rival" (Ft. Mario Domm) by Romeo Santos

Last show I watched: Guy's Grocery Games 🙄 (I'm obsessed with the Food Network. SUE ME)

What do I post: Lately this has just become mostly a CFAU dumping ground because I don't seem to enjoy things anymore lol

What did I last google: “Lucchese crime family members”

Do I get asks: Too many for me to keep up with. Last time I was on desktop I think I saw I had over 23k unanswered asks in my inbox.

Why did I choose this url: It's a perfect variation to the old and trusty CommanderOswald.

Following: I'm on mobile so I don't have the exact number but it's over 2,000.

Followers: It recently dipped a little under 10k for the first time since clexa/oitnb drama was at it's peak but I get it. I basically only post about my story now so some people aren't into that. All good.

Average hours of sleep: What is sleep?

Lucky number: My OCD makes me do things in 3s or multiple of 3s so...3?

What am I wearing: Boxers and a Paramore tank top

Dream job: Lucky enough to live and work in my dream city/field and with the news I got on Thursday it's only bound to get better

Favorite food: Sushi and it's awesome cousin Poke

Last book I read: My best friend is trying to get me into his favorite books so I'm halfway through the first book on the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman.

I tag.......... @raccoonhearteyes @hedawolf @clarkelexas @darlingheda @houseofheda @mahaleth00 and anyone else who wants to do it

[beautifulblueeyedwarrior]

200: My crush’s name is: I don’t have a crush right now 199: I was born in: Milwaukee Wisconsin  198: I am really: generous? 197: My cellphone company is: US Cellular 196: My eye color is: Blue 195: My shoe size is: 6 194: My ring size is: idk, 6? 7? 193: My height is: 5′0 192: I am allergic to: I just have seasonal allergies 191: My 1st car was: don’t have my first car yet 190: My 1st job was: Boston Store 189: Last book you read: idk 188: My bed is: A queen sized bed 187: My pet: dog, named Spike 186: My best friend: Ellen 185: My favorite shampoo is: idk 184: Xbox or ps3: neither 183: Piggy banks are: nice 182: In my pockets: nothing 181: On my calendar: shifts, events, paydays 180: Marriage is: beautiful if it works out  179: Spongebob can: end  178: My mom: is the most amazing person ever 177: The last three songs I bought were? idk 176: Last YouTube video watched: a black friday haul? 175: How many cousins do you have? many  174: Do you have any siblings? 1 173: Are your parents divorced? yes 172: Are you taller than your mom? nope  171: Do you play an instrument? nope 170: What did you do yesterday? work [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: nope 168: Luck: sure? 167: Fate: yes? 166: Yourself: not currently 165: Aliens: Idk 164: Heaven: Idk 163: Hell: Idk 162: God: maybe 161: Horoscopes: not really 160: Soul mates: I think so 159: Ghosts: sorta 158: Gay Marriage: yes yes yes 157: War: nope 156: Orbs: ehh 155: Magic: ehh [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: depends 153: Drunk or High: neither 152: Phone or Online: online 151: Red heads or Black haired: Red 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: in the middle 148: Summer or winter: Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn  146: Chocolate or vanilla: depends on the day 145: Night or Day: both 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight  142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk 140: Mac or PC: Mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke but i don’t drink soda 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: idk 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Kat 131: Small town or Big city: Big City 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: I hate it  121: George Bush: Gross 120: Gay Marriage: Yess 119: The presidential election: eww 118: Abortion: Nooo 117: MySpace: Dead 116: Reality TV: Love 115: Parents: Love my mom, dad blehh 114: Back stabbers: they suck 113: Ebay: random 112: Facebook: social 111: Work: nice 110: My Neighbors: quiet 109: Gas Prices: crazy 108: Designer Clothes: nice but pricey 107: College: good 106: Sports: okay 105: My family: love ‘em 104: The future: Curious [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: idk 102: Last time you ate: yesterday 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: idk 100: Cried in front of someone: idk 99: Went to a movie theater: a week ago? 98: Took a vacation: in July 97: Swam in a pool: last month 96: Changed a diaper: a long long long time ago 95: Got my nails done: 4 days ago 94: Went to a wedding: a few years ago 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a piercing: a few months back 91: Broke the law: never 90: Texted: yesterday [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: idk 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my doggy  87: The last movie I saw: Trolls? 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Christmas 85: The thing im not looking forward to: Working today 84: People call me: Claire 83: The most difficult thing to do is: Give birth? 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope 81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer 80: The first person i talked to today was: My mom? 79: First time you had a crush: Grade school? 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my mom? 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: a while ago  76: Right now I am talking to: my dog 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: idk im grown sorta 74: I have/will get a job: i have a job right now  73: Tomorrow: I’m off 72: Today: I work 71: Next Summer: I’ll be turning 22 70: Next Weekend: idk 69: I have these pets: Dog 68: The worst sound in the world: gun shots?  67: The person that makes me cry the most is: idek  66: People that make you happy: My best friend, My mom... 65: Last time I cried: I teared up today 64: My friends are: Amazing 63: My computer is: wonderful 62: My School: is close to my work 61: My Car: don’t have one yet 60: I lose all respect for people who: are disrespectful to gay/trans... people 59: The movie I cried at was: a lot of movies 58: Your hair color is: Black 57: TV shows you watch: So many shows 56: Favorite web site: Don’t know 55: Your dream vacation: Australia? Bora Bora? 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: idk 53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium 52: My room is: messy 51: My favorite celebrity is: idk 50: Where would you like to be: in the west coast 49: Do you want children: Yes 48: Ever been in love: I think so? 47: Who’s your best friend: Ellen 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Disney 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Rachel 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda sorta 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: kinda sorta 41: Have you pre-named your children: yes lol 40: Last person I got mad at: my customers 39: I would like to move to: the west coast 38: I wish I was a professional: Singer  [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Sour Patch Kids? 36: Vehicle: Volkswagen Beetle 35: President: Obama 34: State visited: California or Idaho? 33: Cellphone provider: US Cellular? 32: Athlete: idk 31: Actor: Zac Efron? Liam Hemsworth? Josh Duhamel? 30: Actress: Emma Stone? Reese Witherspoon?  29: Singer: Amy Winehouse, Sam Smith, Miley Cyrus... 28: Band: Auset Music Project, Maroon 5 27: Clothing store: Forever 21?  26: Grocery store: Metro Market 25: TV show: The Office 24: Movie:  13 going on 30 or Perks of Being A Wallflower 23: Website: idk  22: Animal: Dog or Sloth? 21: Theme park: Disney World and Disneyland 20: Holiday: Christmas 19: Sport to watch: Baseball 18: Sport to play: none 17: Magazine: Seventeen 16: Book: I Don’t know 15: Day of the week: Friday 14: Beach: Beaches in cali 13: Concert attended: Jess and Gabriel Conte 12: Thing to cook: idk 11: Food: Mexican or Italian 10: Restaurant: Chipotle? 9: Radio station: 99.1 The Mix 8: Yankee candle scent: idk 7: Perfume: Daisy by Marc Jacobs or Love by Harajuku lovers  6: Flower: Sunflower or Orchids 5: Color: Mint Green 4: Talk show host: Ellen 3: Comedian: Ellen 2: Dog breed: Golden Doodle? Yorkshire Terrier? Shih-Tzu? 1: did you answer all these truthfully? Yep

[xinyigami]

tag game

Rules : Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better

I got tagged by @panicatthesin tyty (lmfao I just copied and pasted everything to edit from her bc I’m a lazy binch)

★ Nickname : my friends call me bitchass ★Star Sign : aquarius ★Height : 5′3″ and a half ;)))))) ★Time Right now : 7:54 pm ★Favorite Music Artist(s) : oh boi let’s nOT get into that. I’ll just list the ppl i follow on youtube: fall out boy, panic! at the disco, twenty one pilots, my chemical romance, the offspring, VARSITY, in love with a ghost, dodie clark, ben j. pierce, caravan palace, green day, halsey, hayley kiyoko, jay park, madeon, melanie martinez, paint (jon cozart), willow smith, wintergatan... etc. I’ll listen to anything honestly. ★Song Stuck in Your head: Congratulations by Dessa from the Hamilton Mixtape because omg sick burn dude get rekt. ★Last Movie Watched : Moana ★Last tv Show Watched : oh shit I’m such a mess kill me... I think it was Blue Exorcist since I heard it was getting a second season in 2017 so... ★What Are You Wearing Right Now : lmfao a snek bomber jacket, some rando sweatshirt from China, camo pants, and crew socks, let’s not talk about this ever again cool ★When Did You Create Your Blog : sometime in May 2014 eww ★What Kind of Stuff Do You Post : aNYTHING I WANT but it’s based around the color blue so idk man. ★Do You Have Any Other Blogs : art blog: @artsyrabble  ★Do You Get Asks Regularly : nah ★Why Did You Choose Your URL : meme miserable ★Gender : female probably ★Hogwarts House : ravenclaw or slytherin my dude ★Pokemon Team : mystic lmfao I love my cool nb leader ★Favorite Color : blue or black or pink probably  ★Average Hours of Sleep : lol ★Lucky Numbers : wtf idk ★Favorite Characters : all of them are my precious bbys ★How Many Blankets Do You Sleep With : 1 ★Dream Job : someone with influence 

tagging: @scribbledstars @lifelongpotterhead @trashcandroid @shouldvesaidho lmfao do it if you want I’m so done with this exposing me for being anime trash

[fazcinatingblog]

Eww isaac smith is in barcelona too, lol don't go near my boys

[multiyoutubermemes-blog]

Mega ewwwwwww lol - - - #destery #smith #desterysmith #capndesdes @capndesdes #capndesdesmeme #youtube #youtuber #youtubers #famousyoutuber #ds #dankmeme #meme #hilarious #lol #funny #selfie #frontcamera #eww #frontfacingcamera https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpf98szh6Ou/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=txgxlk204o07

[multiyoutubermemes-blog]

Actually me today. Now it's time for my introvert alone time - (From tomorrow's video but I'm a patron so I get them early. I really think it was a great video and everyone is really gonna like it 😂) - - QOTD: Do you edit your posts on a laptop/computer or do you use your phone/tablet? And what device do you use to post your stuff? My Answer: I have a laptop and mainly use it when I upload my memes to Google Drive to store them all. Other than that I use my phone to make and post memes. - - Also, I'm really happy with the bonus memes this weekend so I hope you enjoyed them :) - - #destery #smith #desterysmith #capndesdes @capndesdes #capndesdesmeme #youtube #youtuber #youtubers #ds #dankmeme #meme #hilarious #lol #funny #relatable #introvert #public #thestruggle #eww #people

[multiyoutubermemes-blog]

Mega eww - - - (I made this a long time ago and just saw it in my gallery so if it looks a little different than my other memes, that's why) - - I gotta make memes tonight oof - #destery #smith #desterysmith #capndesdes @capndesdes #capndesdesmeme #youtube #youtuber #youtubers #famousyoutuber #ds #dankmeme #relatable #meme #hilarious #lol #funny #imaketoomanyschoolmemes #school #schoolmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/BqImUMQAdf1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5dc9yhllsm8u