#lobster verse

[bea-trician]

Sketched a design for the Promised Bride (I may have become obsessed with her).

[chocodile]

Small character detail I have no good excuse to mention: Hyden hates anything remotely similar to "fast food". This applies to all AUs. He finds greasy, cheap, oversalted/overly sugary food disgusting. Additionally, he hates--HATES--messy food. The only foods he will eat with his hands are ones that are very clean and dry and leave no residue. Getting some sort of sauce or grease on his hands is one of the worst sensations in the world (doubly so when he's a bunny… to be fair, can you imagine eating barbecue while wearing fur mittens? Ew!)

When he was younger, he was slightly more flexible on these limitations. Here he is eating a "ham burger" normally to show how normal he is. He is fitting in with the common man. He is pulling it off. He's got this. Look how relaxed he is. You could almost miss the Rolex on his wrist.

Of course, every rule has its exceptions. As has been mentioned before Hyden often has no idea where food comes from or what goes into it. At some point, somebody failed to mention to him that Cinnabons come from kiosks at the mall and cost less than $100 each. Therefore, they escaped his "fast food is disgusting and I hate it" filter, and, in a modern AU, became one of his favorite desserts. He has a pastry or two each morning with his coffee and then wonders why he never seems to lose any weight.

[spectralanomally]

My lil slipper lobster buddy wishes y'all a happy crab day on the show finale 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

Merry Christmas, friends! (and to be clear this is not a Christmas fic oops XD but it is a new collab from the talented @salzrand and myself so Merry Christmas just the same :))

[lafcadiosadventures]

Oh Nerval, you cross the Acheron undefeated every time someone reads El desdichado

[marmett]

its rlly funny that i have two fantasy settings that are polytheistic in the sense that multiple gods are undeniably real and present in the world, but the gods are just an allegory for something else.

in entropy verse (the setting nyfa is from) gods are an allegory for centralized power and the oppression and isolation that comes with it. theyre *evil* but theres also *nuance* bc of their nature theyre also constantly suffering and rotting on the inside under their shining gold exteriors.

in my unnamed setting that asim and kier are in, gods are pretty much neutral, and theyre an allegory for belief in abstracts, like good, evil, justice, knowledge, peace etc., and the conflict they represent is more an internal conflict thats been externalized.

[pinkmirth]

the first verse in kali’s song area codes just screams reiner!

[ofherlionheart]

what sounds like a solid name for an in-universe version of a crayfish/crawfish/craydid

[abusedog]

❝ sorry if it look i'm not enjoying this , man ❞ he says to @vntagetee across the TABLE from him ❝ lobster just brings me bad memories . ❞

unprompted starter

[theothervonkarmagirl]

“Ahh, Ryoma~!”

“If I wasn’t married I’d climb that like a tree.”

[bea-trician]

Tenderly rendering a graven image.

[scrappy-urchin]

"LOBSTER MAN IS A SURVIVOR!!!!!!!"

Lobster Man stats while standing over a pile of bones with fire ablaze behind him and the man coated in random cutes, bruises, and scars. Holding his spear and letting out a battle cry.

"LOBSTER MAN IS A WARRIOR!!!!!"

Undyne stares at Lobster Man's POSE of EPICNESS with eyes sparkling as bright as the sun.

"LOBSTER MAN is the BEST!!!"

She joins him in the pose, raising her own spear above her head in triumph.

"NGGGAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

[strebcrarchivess]

"The real fictional under water creature you should eat is Squidward! Fired squid is great, also if he's is an octopus you could just have him as takoyaki! It's a win win all the way."

[mantleoflight]

A Modified Map of the Galaxy

[needzamezuzah]

RIGHT??? I was like "oh they brought up they're banned again I wonder wh-" and then I was doorframe and could no longer remember what was wrong.

the silt verses season 1: they banned rhetorical gods? damn something REALLY fucked up must have been going on there for them to do that in the universe where you can be buried alive in concrete as a sacrifice to the roadworks gods to make the commute faster

the silt verses season 3 episode 2:

[thatwritererinoriordan]

"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail. "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail."