#literally this is about the dishes

[couriersiccs]

i know that the point IS the pushing of the boulder up the hill, and not ever reaching the top of the hill because it was always going to be juuust outside your reach by the time exhaustion catches up with you and sends you careening back down towards the bottom to start climbing all over again

but for once can it just be about getting to the top and having a nice rest and then rolling back down the hill to start again? by choice? can i catch up for once and just feel accomplished for a second before deciding for myself, not for gravity’s unrelenting sake, to push another stupid rock up another stupid hill?

[ghostly-cabbage]

We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....

The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?

Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that

[autisticandroids]

CASTIEL: Stop. What's the point if you don't mean it? You fear me - not love, not respect, just fear.

[youtube with closed captions]

a godstiel pity party. i'd like to thank an anon i got way back in february of 2021.

[bleue-flora]

This man is the villain, everyone…

I mean just look at him all by himself, up there on his evil little perch… plotting - scheming - spying - planning his next kill - rebuilding Tubbo’s house… after Tommy burned it down… so villainous indeed…

For real though, while streaming Sapnap finds Dream up there by himself fixing the house and starts helping him. They spend over an hour painstakingly fixing Tubbo’s house, block by block, checking and rechecking the vods to make sure everything is placed correctly [clip]. They even get Tubbo a new bee to replace the one Tommy killed [clip] [Sapnap's stream].

And then they burn down that very house at the start of the L’manberg war and Dream shouts full of venom and anger, “I wanna see white flags! White flags!—outside your base—by tomorrow—at dawn or you are dead!” [clip] not as a tyrant but as a betrayed friend. They could have burnt down any house to send a message of war, they could have blown it up. But they didn’t. They burned down the one they had spent time arduously rebuilding, because it was a symbol of their friendship and community, where they help eachother and they take care of the land everyone shares. The society, the people of L’manberg decided wasn’t good enough for them.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Everyone whines ab Wyll's rat diet comment because how dare he snipe at Astarion when they barely know each other, but no one fucking cares when Astarion claims gortash is to thank for Karlach's existence in act 3 when he damn well knows better. Cause it's not your favourite white boy getting his wittol feewings huwt. Y'all are so quick to see Wyll as an agitator here, and I need you to think about why that is. And shut the fuck up about it.

[mintjeru]

i love him already, your honor

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[moghedien]

ok but as a white person who grew up in a rice eating culture (Cajun), hearing other white people who didn’t grow up eating rice often talk about rice is sometimes the most maddening/insane experience

[a-bitch-made-fullmetal]

my personal headcanon is that Ed and Winry end up having four kids (inspired by that one excerpt from somewhere that stated they go on to have "several children" lmao), their firstborn a boy and the other three girls.

because let's be honest, Ed would ROCK the girl-dad life. my man's out there spoiling his little girls rotten and also teaching them to KICK ASS as any good father should <3

but I also think he has a special relationship with his son. he's too aware of how much a father can fuck a kid up, and he's terrified of continuing that cycle. even though he has no idea how to be a dad at first, never really having had one of those himself, he puts his all into it from the very start (and even before their first is born. that guy is the most annoying and sickeningly doting dad-to-be, especially when you're his pregnant wife).

by the time his first baby girl comes around, he's gotten the hang of parenting babies and toddlers. he's great at it! my man's 100% a house husband and stay at home dad, supporting his beautiful talented wife as she provides for them <3

but because his son is the oldest, there's always a certain learning curve involved in raising him; one the kid, whip smart as he is, notices more and more the older he gets. it strains their relationship a bit, even if it's still great overall, but that only makes Ed buckle down and try harder–making the kid feel a bit smothered. lol

Ed's relationships with his daughters just kind of... come easier for several reasons, but fuck, would he move heaven and earth for his boy.

it's a bit awkward sometimes. Ed tries so hard, too hard on occasion, and really struggles to let go as his son outgrows the stage of needing constant parental supervision (what if he's not there enough? what if he gives him too much space and the kid stops thinking he can rely on him and suddenly Ed has become the absent shitbag of a dad he swore he'd never be-)

but even if they're not always perfect, at the end of the day, his son knows how much his dad loves him-

and his kid loves Ed too. which really is everything Ed had ever hoped for as a dad.

[blatantprinterpropaganda]

you would think that the scariest part of peaceful property would be the ghosts but no, actually it's the emotional damage. and also that bit in episode 6 when they forget which bowl has the real chickpeas in it and they just sort of guess even though peach has already put that guy in a coma because of his food allergy once because oh my god what the fuck

[tswwwit]

How would bill feel if dipper reincarnated as an incubus?

Thrilled. Delighted. Tickled pink! Partly because hey! That's a great look for him! Inhuman and demonic and oh-so-cute. Another part because of all the demonic subtypes he could end up as, this one has to be the most ironic, a bit of him thrilled just because it's good to see him again -

And of course, a Big Ol' Chunk of delight for the other obvious reason.

[actual-corpse]

Doing chores with AuDHD is wild like....

Do Big Task

Lay down

Do other Big Task

Lay down

Accidentally fall asleep

Do Task

Get annoyed with Executive Dysfunction bc now you have biohazards that you can't deal with due to the limited water tank space

Prioritize cat

Lay down

Get up to do task

Sit down

Open laptop

Think "one short game won't hurt"

It's night

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[lokiusly]

tw: sh

what if when Mobius said “scar tissue”, Mobius meant he self h*rmed after the other hunters were killed because he thought it was his fault?

[kuromi-hoemie]

when you ask a restaurant for spicy food and instead of cooking it in a way that makes the end result hotter they just obliterate all the flavor by dumping heaps of sriracha all over it after the fact

[girlcockholmes]

im sooooo good at getting disproportionately annoyed at things that dont really matter

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

EVAN BUCK BUCKLEY IS BISEXUAL!!!!!!!

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[ikishima]

My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food