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[foolsocracy]

To your last post’s tags I have an answer that I really hope I’m remembering right. Richard and Mary Parker were shot by police officers, I wanna say protesting? They were also activists in his world along with May and Ben. I have also seen someone say they died in a synagogue fire/bombing but I’ve seen no canon evidence, and we all know how marvel is with Peter’s Jewishness, so it seems less likely.

I was also thinking the same thing w his parents dying to police in a protest, but I wasn’t sure if that was real or just the Burning Matches effect. Even if it is i think it fits well w Pete’s attitude and the world. Prob what I’ll be using w his character anyway

As for that second possibility— that is so insanely heinous oh my god. I’ve never heard that one before. I don’t think they’ve confirmed his Jewishness canonically (even tho he is very Jewish to me) so yeah I doubt that is in any way canon.

[spiders-scare-me]

noir hcs

(these are hcs, not actual canon so these are things that are made up and NOT based off the comics)

hc him as 19 yrs old.

joined the spider society because he thought he maybe could do some good by helping others, only to regret it later. genuinely thinks Miguel is kinda a facist.

he also doesn’t regret joining the society because he got to spend time with Ham, Gwen, Peni, Hobie etc.

he and hobie bonded over similar views, became best friends for the last four ish months before Noir quit.

quit because he generally had a bad feeling about miguel, but got worse when he referred to robbie’s death as a canon event.( https://www.tumblr.com/lildoodlenoodle/720268522059612160/if-spider-noir-wasnt-kicked-off-the-elite-spider ) (based off of)

taught hobie how to pickpocket/steal things in different places/shops before he quit. especially shops in Noirs dimension where it was easier to put something in your pocket and leave without anybody noticing.

( https://www.tumblr.com/butevrythinggoesaway/719504366077345792/i-kind-of-headcanon-noir-as-having-kelptomania-so ) (inspired)

Miguel hates him, probably because Noir rivals him in size and also questions the way Miguel runs things around the spider society.

(Miguel is canonically 6’9 and i hc Noir as around 6’5)

Miguel once asked (very rudely) in front of hobie, if Noir only dated Hobie because he was similar to Robbie. You can only IMAGINE what Noir almost did (aka assassinate Miguel) before he was stopped by most spider people who are loyal to Miguel. Basically, Noir went even more crazy because of that since Miguel uses Robbie as a way to get to him.

Noir in fact didn’t want to date anyone because of some stuff that happened, but when he met Hobie and got to know him, he instantly fell in love.

Miguel simply hates Noir, but can’t fire him or kick him out for no reason so Miguel picks on him until he snaps.

he acts like Peni’s older brother, being protective of her. she became depressed after he quit the spider society because she really cared about him.

most likely smokes, Peni hates it and always takes his cigarette from him to put it out. has dumped water on him multiple times. Hobie also puts out Noirs cigarette when he sees him smoking.

humor is his coping mechanism, example (my interpretation of the scenes):

when miles said his uncle was the prowler, Noir responded with “this is a pretty hardcore origin story” which sounds like he’s trying to make the situation a bit lighter by joking a bit.

as well as when aunt may asked if they could fight doc ock outside, he replied with “We don’t pick the ballroom, we just dance”

another one: when he, peni and ham met gwen, miles and peter for the first time, peter asked noir how they got there and he answered with “it’s a long story” only to say right after “maybe not that long”

(I INTERPRET THIS AS HUMOR FIGHT ME)

Hobie paints Noirs nails from time to time because it seems to relax him.

used to wear glasses because he had such bad eyes but now that he sees better because of the whole spider thing, he wears them cuz they’re cool.

his favorite color is purple because of robbie. (angst obvi) ( https://www.tumblr.com/lildoodlenoodle/721163033344425984/me-watching-everyone-on-tumblrtiktok-say-spider )

(based off of)

his relationship with aunt may is so wholesome. she’s against him killing facists etc, but still loves him more than anything.

his style is absolutely IMMACULATE. ( https://www.tumblr.com/spiders-scare-me/723947203857694720/tried-to-find-references-for-30s-mens-fashion-and ) (based off my own post) ( https://www.tumblr.com/spiders-scare-me/723996134618628096/no-stfu-im-so-fucking-obsessed )

i tried :,) don’t bully me

i’ll post more later if it’s wanted obvi

credits to @lildoodlenoodle and @butevrythinggoesaway for the posts i linked <3

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[foolsocracy]

Would he be aware of his father's..... exploits?

I actually don’t know tooo much about Harry and definitely need to read up on him. But if I’m just saying shit then, sure why not.

Norman is infamous in canon. Everyone knows that he’s the one in control. I can’t see a super plausible way for Harry to not know, unless he wasn’t in NYC. Truthfully, he could very easily be sent away to a boarding school (I’ve seen some people go with institutionalized/hospitalized as well). But if that isn’t the case, he’s probably aware of who his dad is at the very lease, even if he doesn’t know the gritty details. I could see him being a rich boy who knows his dad gets money from under the table, but come on doesn’t everybody these days? And he wouldn’t be wrong

I feel like the fact that Harry doesn’t know his father is the Green Goblin in other iterations would carry over to the noirverse, but in the sense that he wouldn’t know his dad has a past being a circus-freak/has actual monstrous qualities (scales, yellow slitted eyes, etc.), rather than him not knowing Norman is a mob boss.

[foolsocracy]

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