#like… he’s the Hulk
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regarding the Hulk being reactionary and making bold statements based on how he feels in the moment even if they contradict what he’s said before or are untrue, my favorites are when his capacity to get tired comes up in a fight, like when someone says that he must be getting tired, and he gets pissy and yells that he can’t get tired, but then later he does and he fully acknowledges it and purposely searches for a place to sleep. and when he gets mad at the Defenders and quits the team and specifies when he does so that he thinks the team is a bad idea and has actually always thought so. it’s deeply endearing
#random but ages ago I believe I saw on here a post that argued that while Bruce has scientific intelligence#the Hulk has emotional intelligence#which is absurd#like I assume that that’s coming from a few specific moments where the Hulk displayed emotional intelligence#and a mentality of that as Hulk fans we should be arguing for the Hulk’s value and personhood#and that arguing that he has some specific form of intelligence is a good way to do that#rather than that at some point later than I’ve reached in my Hulk readings#the Hulk actually develops significant consistent emotional intelligence#because right now I would consider that the Hulk lacks emotional intelligence to be a pretty defining character trait#maybe the thing that contributes to his problems more than anything else#like… he’s the Hulk#my posts
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hyunjin — 2024 sbs gayo daejeon
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#skzco#hyunincorner#hyunjinsource#hyunlixsource#gifs#i am about to rip my shirt off like the hulk and roar so loud the whole world vibrates and shatters. he looks so good
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bothersome creature
#werehog just wants to sleep but this thing keeps climbing all over him!!!!!!#i think boscage sonic would be a lot more serious and quiet than sonic#very hulking beast in the dark corners of the forest vibes#he knows how to speak-he just doesn’t#he is VERY protective of mangey and i don’t think he’d like regular sonic very much#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#mangey tails#boscage sonic#unbreakable bond#the brothers ever#art
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Currently still obsessed with Elrond going completely feral in Doomed to Die and Shadow and Flame, but specifically with the fact that you can see it turn on when the orc kills his horse and turn off again when he decides to use the ring and save Galadriel. The exact moment is visible. He’s got a literal light switch for “Raised Feral By Fëanorians” mode
#rings of power spoilers#rings of power#trop spoilers#elrond#trop#trop season 2#god bless Robert Aramayo for this#the literal trembling with rage over the horse#like he’s spiritually turning into the fricken Hulk#to when he sees the ring and Galadriel and Gil-Galad failing#and goes ‘ah shit okay gotta dial it back’#‘gotta be a healer again’
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cannot stop thinking about an AU where Bucky gets the same treatment as Steve (ie. serumed and vitarayed.)
So he shoots up to 6' 8" or something ridiculous and is built like a brick shithouse. To everyone else he's almost Too Big, but to Steve it's just like being small again while Bucky is ...Large, and Steve is permanently flustered about it. 😳🥺
#bucky: hey stevie you're not unnerved by how big I am now are ya?#steve: *sweating* n- nO#bucky: *casually leaning giant forearm on steve's shoulder* hey is your asthma coming back??#steve: *panting/wheezing* I'M FINE 🥵#bucky: heheh I'm so big now I bet I could pick you up and spin you around like we used to-#steve: bUCK PLS 😭#bucky barnes#steve rogers#stucky#fic idea#see also: ppl meeting giant bucky and being like 'oh they called those toys bucky BEARS? 😨 yh. yh makes sense'#bucky being self-conscious about his new size finding a dance class full of other non-skinny/average ppl to blend in#(discovering he is now catnip to dancers who want to be made to look teeny & delicate and also flung about like hula-hoops)#steve's extreme protectiveness of bucky being IN NO WAY diminished...#...by the fact that bucky is now a head taller and wider than steve in every direction#alpine looks like a tiny fluffy kitten in his giant hands and ppl are like '???' when she comes closer and is a full grown maine coon#bucky volunteering to test extra-stretchy pants designs for bruce for when he hulks out#being like 'damnit I ripped them right up the crotch again these ones are a wash out' while steve is like 'ohhh nooo. that is. terrible.' 👀
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I see a lot of people upset about William Kaplan being dead and no one mourning him cus Billy stole his body and I just don't see it that way. The kid in Wanda Vision is Billy Maximoff, The teenager at the Bar Mitzvah is William Kaplan, the Teen that got taken to the hospital after the wreck is neither and both Billy Maximoff and William Kaplan. That Teen went home with the abilities of Billy Maximoff, to the home of William Kaplan, with memories of neither and lived there for three years. He cares about Rebecca and Jeff, he lied to the to protect them from pain, they are his parents. He wants to find Tommy, he has magical powers, he wants to know who he is. All of these things are true. I wouldn't say William Kaplan is dead he just doesn't remember, like Agatha wasn't dead when he was Agnes, she just didn't remember.
#its fully possible the witches road will give Teen both his memories back cus thats the thing he's missing. making him not William Kaplan#and not Billy Maximoff but Billy Kaplan a mix of the two.#agatha all along#agatha harkness#billy kaplan#william kaplan#billy maximoff#and to all the people pissed that he isn't finding Wanda. womp womp this is about his brother and if you looked you would have seen that.#rumor has it Tommy will be in Vision Quest right? Tommy has to be set up somewhere! he doesn't have magic. and why would they bring back#THE SCARLETT WITCH in a marvel tv show? that's a huge moment they want that sucker for a movie.#marvel#jeff kaplan#rebecca kaplan#also for people up set e6 was billy focused.... yeah mcu projects have set ups for other projects.#even Moon Knight set up Wearwolf by knight. then She Hulk and spiderman had a set up for Daredevil. wandavision set up for Agatha All Along#and the Marvels. Mrs Marvel had a set up for The Marvels. thats kinda how the mcu works its a conected story#teen agatha all along#in the show it shows he doesn't actually remember tommy if he didn't he wouldn't have had to find Ralph. he was surprised wanda had twins#named billy and tommy and that one could read mind while the other was a speedster. all he knows about tommy is that he can feel him#and hes missing.#he probably doesn't know what tommy looks like or sounds like or acts all he know is he can feel him MIA and wants him back.#.........#im back. i also see people stiching that one scene with for lack of better term Teen looking in the mirror going I am William Kaplan and#taking it as Billy adjusting to the body hes in now. one even calling him the monster inhabiting Williams body. and i dont think that it.#he doesn't remember being Billy Maximoff OR William Kaplan. again calling him Teen. Teen is looking in the mirror at a body and face that is#completely alien to him because it is! he has amnesia. he's looking in a mirror with no idea who is looking at him not because hes Billy but#because its no one at that moment hes nothing. he has no idea who he is at all. all he know is thats his body his name is William and his#parents and worried and he know that cus he can read minds. thats it nothing else
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Xander Harris + Outfits (Season 1)
#btvs#btvsedit#buffythevampireslayeredit#buffy the vampire slayer#creations#buffysource#xander harris#BTVSOutfits#Yes... im doing xander outfits#the shirts they will put on this man in s1-4. inexplicable#how do i put this. they will either dress nicholas brendan in the stupidest patterned shirt imaginable#or a shirt so tight he looks like a dorito man about to hulk out of it#or possibly both at once#and IN CASE you were worried they didn't understand exactly how they were writing xander in s1#he wears exactly 2 graphic tees in season 1. and they say 'porn star' and '25 cent peep show' respectively#one thing about s1 xander? he will not take that one necklace off
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The shawarma scene is unmatched. Give me more of the avengers in full gear showing up in random places because they’re just wanting a snack. I love it
#the shop keeper is just like let’s go?????#he’s getting that Tony stark check#avengers#marvel#mcu#iron man#captain america#black widow#hawkeye#hulk#thor odinson#domestic avengers
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(To fix a previous typo) Same person who suggested the angst potential for Manwhore!Odysseus here; I also bet Zeus, Poseidon, etc are highly confused why Oddie hangs out with those Greek deities who dont sleep with him alongside not shaming or judging him for doing what he did.
Zeus: am i the problem? Nah, Oddie needs proper Thunder Bringer discipline
Poseidon: why would Oddie hang out with those…delinquents? What do they see in him?
Hades: (sips his tea while reading his newspaper in front of his siblings argumentative shenanigans)
Persephone: …he is a great guy to talk to i'm not gonna lie
Hera: (grumbles in agreement)
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Telemachus: let me holler you quick yeah? Why do they say you slept with my dad and stuff?
Hermes: (math lady face before realization) you Oddie’s son?
Telemachus: (exasperated) Yes Im Oddie’s Son
Hermes: you talking about Oddie and the beautiful bottom?
Telemachus: YO WHY IS YOU PLAYING AT ME YO
(Hermes later hilariously clarified that they had a sleepover, not any affairs of some sort…maybe idk)
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Aphrodite: (girl talk) damn Athena, how do you get Oddie to hang out with you more often without sleeping with him?
Athena: idk girl, maybe NOT demanding to use his body is one way. I had to take him to Hestia for therapy seven times today thanks to Ares’ recent…activities
Aphrodite: (grimaces from previous bedtime memories)
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Hephaestus: (creates double copies of Oddie to help him to hold off Zeus, Poseidon, etc for a while)
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Artemis: Is my brother Apollo giving you trouble again? Here’s a tree to hide in
Oddie: (thanks her 100 times much to her amused chagrin)
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Demeter: according to Hestia, farm work is a good source of therapy for Oddie. Have to admit, he is a great employee!
1# Employee of Month photo: (Oddie looks like he’s almost sleep-deprived)
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Aeolus: (gives Oddie more backup wind to escape if getting chased)
I heavily disagree on the Ares one, actually, because while yes Ares is absolutely attracted to power, he’s also like, very awkward about that sorta stuff. Mans a switch, but he never takes the lead, he’s usually along for the ride
Now Aphrodite on the other hand, she likes to explore in the bedroom, she a freak.
Ares is into it.
Odysseus? Not so much
#Ares is huge and hulking and is covered in blood and yet he still has the vibe of 🥺👉👈 I miss my wife#Like I can talk for a long time about my thoughts on Ares X Aphrodite cause I love them#epic the musical#Manwhore AU
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why do you, as a man, have a waist so small? so men that are 30+ can grab it?
#lance stroll#f1#formula 1#i love him#hes so real#aston martin#i wanna bite him#the real question is#what men have grabbed his waist#besides fernando obviously#strollonso#i feel like hulk has#THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HULK ON MEDIA DAY?#HE'S CRAZY#and i love him for that#billionare twink
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bane's chosen
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 screenshots#enver gortash#lord enver gortash#he's chonk#and like#MASSIVE#our liege really did go hulk i adore him#i literally have no time to edit#game next window opened#i fought all those steel watchers for this rare footage
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Loki's arrival: official concept art (by Andy Park)
#Loki#avengers 1#he was having a grand ol' time in his missing year#jesus#and then that final one where he pretends to be okay#that lying liar who lies#holy shit#his pain tolerance must be absolutely nuts#he's all.. melty#and it looks like they also kinda went with the sewing his mouth shut thing? or melting it shut or whatever horrifying thing caused THAT#tw: gore#tw: body horror#i must assume the whole thing is a glamour because he's also fixed his clothes#and in the film he is in obvious pain for most of his scenes in the first half#man the hulk smash must've been a cakewalk because WTF IS THIS#no wonder he was sassily hopping around a scene later#i bet he didn't even break a bone#what if it was just the velocity of being waved around by the hulk that made him so dizzy and nauseous that he was out of it lol#sorry i just don't know how to deal with this except keep singing thriller#man what i would give to have seen this angst play out on screen. can you imagine THOR seeing him like this?#tw: torture#tw: horror
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I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard
#vio.txt#mcu#marvel#jessica jones#daredevil#also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron#the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows#like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces#and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0#like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community#he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming#and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh#marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen#matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you#also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel#murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role#jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave#the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar#hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues#and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person#iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao#OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN#karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures#like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀#but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th#disney would never allow such good writing in current times#but a boy can wish
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his two younger kids whom he dotes on and made believe they're the light of his life yet the second they don't comply with playing the roles he wants them to/don't play them in a way he expects, he rages at them and instantly rips the affection away from them. but then it only hits him when it's too late how he's failed them as he kneels in front of them and muttering to himself "what have i done?" while looking up with sorrow, guilt, shame and reflection...
#the juanlucrezia parallels hit like fucking crack goddamn#it's never been more over for these two when they fail to meet these expectations like the pope hulks tf out !!#especially lucrezia who has Every right to refuse to get married considering the marital rape from that fuckass sforza#because as much as she was his beloved daughter she was also a key for alliances#also rodrigo didn't realize how he was unknowingly sharpening cesare's knife by pitting juan against him#and how juan lost himself in the process of going to extreme lengths and misguided in his attempts to fulfil his task#insane stuff...#(though rodrigo didn't learn his lesson after her first marriage but alas the parallel was paralleling)#the borgias#juan borgia#lucrezia borgia#rodrigo borgia#tb text post
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Every time someone depicts Edward Hyde as a big, hulking ape man with neanderthal-like intelligence even though he is of the same mind as a renowned doctor and chemist I should be entitled to gnaw the kneecaps of whoever came up with it.
Y'all are robbing me of mad scientist gremlin Hyde and it needs to STOP.
#reading another J&h interpretation and surprise surprise#they went with a hulk hyde that doesn't like to read if he can help it#i hate it#but of course it takes a lot from the 1931 film#which is ehhhhh#i am very picky about my j&h interpretations#jekyll and hyde#edward hyde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIN HUI
@lamieboo
#I AM ROOTING FOR HIM SO BADLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA#IF HE DISAPPOINTS LAMIE I WILL BE LIKE CHARLIE IN TWILIGHT#YOU KNOW THE SCENE………………..#anyways tin hui is my type…big hulking sexy asshole who only loves one person and one person only😌#so I had to draw him😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌#god I love him and Lamie so much together…THEYRE SO CUTE😫😫#also sorry this is a belated birthday & you’ll see it when you wake up but in my defense I’m only one day late in spain…#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#cheung tin hui#sorry if the colors look weird too…I took the picture at sunset😔
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