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I have this unfathomable urge to make my blog Luka themed
#like that's literally my wife chat#i love him sm you don't even understand#HE DESERVES LOVE#THE HATE HE GETS CAN BE JUSTIFIED BUT CHAT GIVE HIM A CHANCE 😭#WE BARELY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HIMMM#alnst luka#alien stage#vivinos#alien stage luka#alnst hyuna#alnst hyunwoo#hyuluka#hyunluka#rosie rambles
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A fictional demon can actually be So Autistic-
#obey me#obey me chat#obey me leviathan#levi#I'm so sad i didn't think to screenshot Before i opened the chat bc i saw the message and i was like djanzkzhxjzvsh#i literally turned to my wife like Wanna take bets on which one of these autistic fuckers sent this?--#and i felt in my soul it was Levi but i guessed Beel first bc it felt like the more “obvious” answer and i didn't trust obey me idk jzgxvjvx#they always do stuff like this tho i just didn't wanna be disappointed if they didn't this time 💀
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An underrated detail I really like about super's manga in describing Vegeta's growth without saying anything is that he stands much closer to everyone. Not just the Z-fighters, but anyone he considers an ally. Throughout Z he's kind of famous for standing on the outside of the group and facing away from everyone, usually with his chin down and his arms crossed (very cold, very standoffish, very guarded, 10/10). In super even when his arms are crossed, his body language is more open. He tends to be Part of the group, he generally faces everyone else, he contributes to casual conversation, and he's much more comfortable overall -- not just with the people that he knows well by now, but with everyone.
I like to read it as Vegeta trusting himself again, after his extremely high fall off his pedestal, and having rebuilt his confidence. Not the performative confidence that he has to prove to anyone else, but the genuine confidence he had way back in the Saiyan saga, when he had very little reason to be anything but. Except now he can also afford to be gentle, because instead of his company consisting of those who would pick his bones if he failed, he has had several very intense moments of proof that failing is not a death sentence here. There is always someone coming to help -- whether it's a fighter on the front lines stepping in to buy him a few more minutes, or a support player with a backup plan -- there's someone coming to help.
He's been repeatedly exposed to compassion as something other than a strategy. He's learned how to feel valuable as both a fighter and a support, himself, and it's made him more confident and comfortable in every other aspect of his life.
#i'm sure we've talking about this as a community before but I love it. It was already true at the end of Z but it's so !! in Super's manga.#me looking at my refs like 'I love that Toya draws Vegeta standing close to his wife :3 oh ...he stands closer to everyone ;u;'#on the one hand i'm so happy that he's opened himself up and he's learning to drop his guard#on the other hand being a father and a friend to goku has destroyed this man's expectations for personal space aklsdjaksj#the whole tournament prep bit where he's just hanging out with everyone and chatting with Krillin#huddling literal gods into a floor circle so they can whisper plans so they don't wake his baby send help#i love vegeta so much#dbtag#silly hours#media analysis
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also we are four (4) episodes from the end of mysterious lotus casebook and: why is tumblr not obsessed with this show.
identity shenanigans. a chronically ill cunt(affectionate) of a man who wakes up every day and chooses violence lies and is secretly a burnt out former famous genius swordsman. a himbo trust fund baby who is incredibly sweet, also kind of a cunt(affectionate), and has the highest onscreen body count in the series. a (kinda ex) supervillain who is obsessed with the chronically ill cunt and comes out of his ten year coma to nearly immediately follow him around like a badly domesticated cat. daddy issues. found family. murder mysteries. even more identity shenanigans.
everyone they meet is nearly instantly obsessed with the chronically ill cunt, who spends the first half of the series trying (and failing) to dodge the plot in favour of his own personal mission, and then the second half of the series being increasingly traumatised by the plot and also Having Realisations (and then breakdowns about them).
I am fully losing my fucking mind about this show. it is rewiring my brain. please watch it it is so good.
#coats chats#media recs with yr host coats#it is a cdrama so like. subtitles etc.#also i recognise this does not cover the plot at all.#the plot is so good. so so so good.#for leverage fans its not like leverage but my wife and I also feel it VIBES like leverage y'know?#also the three main guys are just#theyre just So autistic reading.#fully special interest is Sword for all three of them.#also fully ':) i dont know how to mask' x 'i spent a literal decade learning nothing but how to mask '#x 'if you ask me to mask I'll kill you'#(we obtained this show through the yime honoured tradition of fell off the back of the internet truck.#sourcing it is left as an exercise to the reader)
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i was so set on replaying veilguard for the davrinmance but oh my god im SO attached to my agent-of-fenharel hardingmancer rn i actually think the choice is out of my hands lol
#oc: evander#datv#tay plays datv#datv spoilers#deia's brother btw !!!! very much giving anders vibes if anders was kind of deadbeat oldest son who frequents the club#him having sold out the inquisition on solas's instruction and then falling for one of the scouts who was hurt the most by it#very much a mirror to solavellan except theyre literally just people and ultimately victims of their leader's organizations overarching war#and harding being sympathetic to solas enough to reach evanders conscience even during Peak radicalization#but holding solas accountable enough to potentially sway evanders mind#and then evander learning the truth about solas but also specifically what that means for harding the person hes grown to love#having to reconcile that his own rebel-fantasy is not more important than the very real pain his loved ones have gone thru as a result#and like figuring out what going forward looks like. is he STILL sympathetic but its tempered? or does he go full anti-solas in an act of#redemption which would also probably involve him telling harding to embrace her anger and not her loving side?? which is kind of the invers#of his own arc.#GOD.#AND THEN ITS LIKE. DO I KILL OFF HARDING AT THE END???? THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO CRAZY FOR THE *STORY*#i think she has to live actually bc i hate the fridged wife trope and solas Is ultimately redeemed in this worldstate#and if harding died bc of solas (and evanders varricmancer sister also lost varric) evander WOULD be team kill immediately no exceptions#but still food for thought#god. chat i am fucking COOKING today this is crazy#hes not technically my rook bc he works way better in the story as a ~companion~ to deia (his sister) the actual protag#but both he and matthas (the other pro-inquisition brother) could arguably have been the Rook as well.#all 3 of the mercar siblings were AT the ritual but for different reasons (evander to aid solas. matthas to kill solas. deia to stop him)#so MAYBE I WILL romance harding instead this time...... how are we feeling abt hardings romance babes is it good. do we recommend
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Genuinely I think the only thing keeping me together rn is the thought that one day I’ll get to be some handsome butch’s pretty little wife and devote myself to them and dedicate myself to our marriage and family I can’t wait I can’t wait I can’t wait <3333
#pspspspspspspspsp 🌀 you want to wife me up IMMEDIATELY 🌀#hate that I sound like a fucking tradwife but#becoming a wife and a mother really is my number one priority in life#like what else is there to live for nothing literally nothing#< being fascious#cherri chats
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silent hill 2 fans piss me off so much
#chat#correction: silent hill 2 fans on reddit piss me off#actually scratch my correction i was right#man that actually factually killed his wife: is rightfully villanized#bunch of random ass people that are jerking team silent off from the grave: erm well actually he wanted to spare his wife from her pain 🤓☝🏽#like ofc hes just the protagonist not the HERO or anything#idk i think i said before i hateeeeeeeeee people who babyfy james sunderland bro 😭 i think hes a cool protag but he suckssss#honestly none of the silent hill games are even that deep and complex or whatever its literally some fake deep shit for nerds 🙄#who would even like this garbage fr?#*remembers angela orosco exists* :)))))
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AND NOW HIS SECOND BAD RELATIONSHIP END IS MINE AS WELL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#prince's gaming tag#so apparently since he kept me here against my will the end is MC attempting to escape#kinda like how his cat did but she didnt have to jump out the window to do it bc she escape the guards#i didnt show it here but MC tried the front door first but the guards got her in time which is why she used the window#but also like..... jumin lives in a penthouse.... arent those on like the top floor or close to it??#did i jump out the window to my death????#'start afresh' yea sure i guess you can call it that. start afresh new route#and the way they reacted like yea i dont think i survived that fall#when Jumin shouts 'N-No' at the end he sounds afraid sooooo uhhhh lol#but yea i cant believe my problem with not getting these endings was i was doing too much#i literally only had to do like 4-6 chats and then skip the rest. it was so easy once i got it and yet it took this long#well now I can do either dlc or finally see my wife#tho imma do that tomorrow bc finally getting these ends drained me a bit lolol
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call me majima the way i miss makoto so fucking much <- i am talking about a hibachi restaurant near me that shut down years ago. and i miss makoto makimura
#snap chats#makoto was too good for this series now we're stuck with bitchass makoto (date) (my wife)#omg date.... i love date so much its been a while since i reminded all of you he's my wife forever#OH BUT I JUST REMEMEBRED SHE'S GONNA BE IN LAD8. ALLEGEDLY. GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE !!! IM SO EXCITED#anyways NO LISTEN TO MEEEE we had a hibachi place called makoto Because Im Starting To Realize Makoto Is The JP Equivalent To John#not even what the hell is a gender-neutral english name... w/e dont care anyway#SOOOOO good the food was AMAZING and the atmosphere was PERFECT and i loved going there just to be alone or for my bday..#gen the best place ever the only hype-worthy place where i live and it shut down due to covid and i havent been the same since :((((#anyway this is the only time ill relate to majima..... i understand you now i miss her every day of my life.....#covid took everything from me <- restaurants i actually like because i live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere#we used to have this like. car-themed restaurant that sold THE BEST wings ever oh my ffffUCKING god#ill never get over their KBBQ-dusted wings... literal heaven i wouldve been a wing addict had the place not shutdown..
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Tweet from 4/7/23 by amaris (@c4rd4nlvr) at 11:01 AM. It has 1M views. It reads:
"touch her and i'll kill you" is great but we need to talk about "touch me and she'll kill you"
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#that second one give such Marinette vibes XD#Marinette Dupain-Cheng#doesn't matter if it's Chat Noir or Adrien. She will cut a bitch#Chat Noir#Cat Noir#Adrien Agreste#protective girlfriend#I kind of feel Yor Forger vibes off this too#in a much more literal sense#imagine Twilight getting captured post-reveal#and he's like 'I would let me go before my wife shish kabobs you'#(even funnier if Twilight gives that threat BEFORE knowing Yor's Thorn Princess actually....)#also lowkey Mario to Bowser about Princess Peach a la the Mario movie....#Man this is a good trope. give me more please#LycoRogue's added two cents in the tags#ML#Miraculous Ladybug#sxf#Spy x Family#Yor Forger#Loid Forger#Super Mario Bros movie#Mario Mario#Princess Peach#includes image#includes image ID#includes image description#described#reblog
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Pet peeve from this past conference is faculty I find hot not wearing rings but then talking about their wives. My brother in Christ we have a way to signal if u r taken in this society could you pls follow it I have a hard enough time as it is
#stalking his Twitter and yeah he keeps talking about his wife.#was literally chatting him up at the bar about nerdy shit and then hes like sorry i need to reply to this text its my wife
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It's crazy how my students really expect me to understand their racist pov by being "yeah but what if you suddenly had a Moroccan neighbour?" And I'm like, that's cool. I usually don't talk to my neighbours, but we could chat. Maybe I get lucky and we exchange food.
Or when they complain about immigrants taking jobs (typical) while they benefit from night shops that only such immigrants are willing to open up (plus they're always so nice their and import drinks and snacks I can't find anywhere else).
I'm sorry, but I love mingling cultures. I love meeting people from other places. I'm more annoyed at tourists that refuse to move out of the way cus they're taking pictures of the streets.
#cherry chats#not to forget their dumb argument of they get more money#like fuck do i care#no one in my family has had a honest job for long anyways#bitches been mooching off the government way more than aby immigrant will#and yeah maybe it's cus i mey a lot of people when i lived literally in poverty and went to the local food bank#plus whats wrong with wanting a better life?#or just a different life#people migrate for so many reasons#might also be based cus my uncle is married to someone from Gambia and dad to someone from Morocco#dad's wife is so nice too love her#and well im married to a russian woman
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we finished mysterious lotus casebook tonight and it has fundamentally rewired my brain.
#coats chats#my wife and I literally just sat there in silence for like. A While#genuinely might be one of the top five shows I've ever seen.#I am completely unable to offer coherency on it. hell of a show.
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it be crazy how just one comment on my fic can help me break through the adhd paralysis and actually start writing again
#this isn’t a post to say like: comment on my fics!!!#just#someone DID comment on my moth fic#and ive been wanted to write more of it for Days but couldnt get myself to do it#and here i am having written nearly 2k more words today#and people are So Nice 😭 in their comments#i literally excitedly go to my wife and tell/show her each new one i get#akdhajd#if i had a printer i would be printing them our and making like#a motivational scrap book out of them#crow chats
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trojan war tumblr simulator
🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today
YOU BET IT IS
#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
🏘️ nobody1020
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
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⚔️ sonoftydeus
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
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‼️ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
🐴 horsetaminghector follow
lmaooo is this paris??
🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow
kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
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❓ myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
❓ myrmidons-confessions
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👑 kingofmycenae
👍🏻 ajaxthegreat
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
🏘️ nobody1020
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
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😹 deiphobus42069
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
🐆 leopardskiniscool
???????????????
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
🗣️ homer follow
I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
🐎 antilochussss
not the direct address????
✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo
direct address got him :(
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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
by ares this can't be happening
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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post#I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT.#but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased#iliad#the iliad#trojan war#achilles#ajax#odysseus#homer#epic cycle#unreality#tumblr simulator#greek mythology#my post
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the masculine urge to want to catfish a cc preview with stuff that's not an actual part of the download <3
#chat#I JUST LIKE THIS BODY SHAPE IS ALL.............except the arms them skinny shits r killing me#this is my wife btw dont come near us i'll beat each and every 1 of yall#she can have a little clipping. as a treat to me#literally doing this for a default replacement......crying
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