#like returning texts and calls

[hamartia-grander]

This definitely won't happen but it would be so fucking funny if they arrive at the planet Thrawn and Ezra were stranded on and it turns out that these two are best friends now and Thrawn is completely on Ezra's side. Morgan Elsbeth pleads for Thrawn to return and reignite the Empire and he's just like "those bitches? Fuck em. Ezzie and I started a band, we play Jizz music on Wednesdays. Here's my wallet pictures of us hanging out."

[rabbitsonthemoon]

No but where the fuck did Alastor live before he decided to slap a radio tower on the hotel does he just have a bunch of radio towers scattered around the ring of hell with overnight bags stuffed under the broadcasting chairs.

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan gets prophetic dreams of anakin’s fall but they’re the kenobi show montage dreams where nothing useful can be gleaned about how to stop it; so obi-wan decides he just needs to leave the order. anakin is only 12, he can be trained by another master. obi-wan didn’t even have a master when he was 12. anakin will be fine. stars, he’ll probably be better.

of course he’s not and of course obi-wan abandoning him pushes him closer to palpatine and he falls much sooner, becoming a baby sith that palpatine mostly farms out to dooku for training because anakin at 16, 17, 18 is a lot

and when he falls, the jedi order is like hm. we’re gonna tell kenobi about this. cause now skywalker is a sith with a sith master, and a grudge the size of coruscant against the guy who left him, so. let’s just give him a heads up to maybe consider going into hiding

but of COURSE when obi-wan hears his precious padawan STILL FELL he goes right to count dooku and asks to be his apprentice, he’d make such a good apprentice, dooku always liked him when he was qui-gon’s padawan, remember? now he could be his apprentice

dooku knows that with skywalker, 19 and well-trained now in the picture, his usefulness to sidious is running out, so he doesn’t have a lot of reasons to say no to kenobi. and kenobi is right. he did always like him when he was qui-gon’s apprentice, so sure he’ll give him a sith name (solence) and a red lightsaber (sick)

but basically this leads to very awkward sith family dinners where darth vader--is trying to kill darth solence with his eyes and sometimes the nearest oyster fork, darth solence is throwing sad kicked puppy expressions across the table at darth vader and sighing into his dessert pudding all the while debating with darth tyranus about how good the dark side could really be, i mean, if one were to really think about it, especially in comparison to the life we all led at the Temple, remember anakin? you loved life at the Temple.

darth sidious stopped accepting the invites five dinners ago.

[elsannej]

VENOM WAR #1 Spoilers

Eddie: WDYM YOU LOST MY OTHER?! HE/YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!

Dylan: DAD I'M HOMELESS + LITERALLY DIED, CAN YOU GIVE A DAMN FR!!!?

Bren and Normie in the bg:

Sleeper:

[jewelsigaveu]

​i find it especially funny when pretentious folkmore stans hate on ttpd with the criticism that she was “making better music when she was singing about fictional people”… for the better part of the album she is doing the exact same thing she has done on folkmore, fictionalizing her lived experiences. there is even one continuous storyline running through certain songs in a similar vein to dorothea-ttds & august-cardigan-betty, you just have to actually pay attention and look beyond your myopic attempts at paternity testing. neither was folkmore her first attempt at straying away from her usual direct diaristic songwriting in favor of “fictionalized” storylines that still took inspiration from her own life and feelings. speak now opens with her singing about being worried about paying the bills

[butmakeitgayblog]

I like this look a normal amount 👀

[kimberlyannharts]

Anyway Amy was extremely based to establish Jason as a traveling rogue Red Ranger with a gritty design that gets into his own crazy solo adventures just to write him out in the first three pages

[lifesupreme-if]

desperately relying on backing up my documents from here on out because my laptop does a hard reset every time it restarts now and so it doesn't save ANYTHING and ate my prologue rewrite

[blye-flower]

Rant.

[scalproie]

I need to fucking kill those writers Im no longer joking

[twilightarcade]

to do list for my eyes Only

[saisons-en-enfer]

Always an ephemeral presence, only noticed when I'm there

and even when I'm there, I'm really not

[spookykestrel]

Chat how soon is too soon to return to a job after being thrown a goodbye celebration under the pretense of you moving across the country 🫣

[kamil-a]

tbh tbqh say what u want abt kids these days but the only reason im chill with not being dmed back instantly/ not dming ppl back instantly is "my dad, and his policy of if you dont text back in 2 seconds i will flip out and assume youre dead or hate me or both, physically cant text me anymore"

[strifethedestroyer]

my uncle died. hm

this is the first time i've ever reached the tag limit. the last word is meant to be funeral.

[prettyboykatsuki]

Brother, respectfully and lovingly, we wouldn’t be following you if we didn’t want to see you all over our dashes! Like I have your post notifs turned on literally so I can see you and all of your fun silly thoughts. You’ll never burden is with your presence! Kiss kiss ily ❤️

wubwubwub..... <- me crying.

it makes me feel very weird and strange that many people seem to enjoy my terror and nonsense but in a way i understand!!

i know this sounds deranged but i prefer just posting on the dash bc it gives people more autonomy to not be around me if they dont like it. like you would think my brain is capable of understanding that maybe people who follow me would also want to talk to me but in my mind if i actually messaged someone i would have to shave my head over a riverbank to repent. .

its very hard for me to reply to anyone and feel like they do not want me to explode into particles but im gonna try and put more effort into it 2024 lmao

thank u for being so nice to me and about me i love you very much so genuinely sincerely honestly.