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no one finds me attractive
no one finds me attractive
no one finds me attractive
no one finds me attractive
#shhh sometimes i wish that it were true#sometimes i don’t want to deal with attraction nor the consequences of it#ya know?#like pfft yeah right.#wanna go back to being a teen where i innocently believed that i was as invisible as i believed#like yes i crave romantic affection but also? hmm i don’t like attention and it feels fake and funny and weird to know that some dude thinks#my butt’s sexy. like…#only girlies like meg the stallion or janelle monáe or a handsome butch woman and fictional anime/comic book characters get to look at me#like that. white men who exist in my head get that. old men ill never meet can.#pedro pascal and bucky barnes and fantomex and todoroki shouto#oscar isaac could slap my ass#sterling k brown could grope me in a crowded room idc. they don’t really exist to me lmao#anyway
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Chewtoy (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise#Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine#There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪#As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol#What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol#Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important#He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure#Hehehehe#The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft#Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha#Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting#He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!)#Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him#If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas#I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol#Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to??#He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha
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Halloween Hexathlon - Day Two: witches masked/hidden/faceless
#grimmedit#halloweenhex#hexenbiest#witchesnet#grimm nbc#juliette silverton#adalind schade#elizabeth lascelles#henrietta#catherine schade#frau pech#diana schade renard#she gets a tag too since she created the skull#diana seemed to like making skulls pfft#and yeah I know you technically see adalind's face briefly in the fight gif but ah well close enough oops#body horror tw#violence tw#blood cw#I think they're the right tags maybe oops#my edit#my gifs
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Guess who’s got a cough and has been feeling feverish and coughing uncontrollably all day? :D
…..so I should totally still workout like it’s all about that con 👏 sis 👏 ten 👏 cy 👏
#star speaks#I’m finishing today’s fast#but like yeah pfft working out is fine right?#tbh I’ve worked out while having a full blown flu#this is just the before peak sick feels
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You ever just start playing some random animal sim mobile game that you also played like four years ago
#game is WildCraft btw#not that great but for a mobile game aimed for kids it's pretty decent#toootally didn't name my fox couple after ��kami characters pfft yeah right like i would name them after my otp#wildcraft#mobile games
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Hunter x Hunter 397 Spoilers
So while the whole chapter was great, this panel of Sheila has me by a chokehold. While the rest of her friends are swearing themselves to a life of revenge and villainy, she's walking away somber. She doesn't look at all happy with what they are doing.
While this is still just a theory, I think this is confirmation she was not the cause of the Kurta massacre, or at least not intentionally. I think where this is going, is that she is going to be the bridge between Kurapika and the Phantom Troupe.
She was the same as the Phantom Troupe, she was from Meteor City, her best friend was horrifically killed. But unlike them (and unlike Kurapika) she doesn't get lost in the vengeance. After this she will hold on tightly to D Hunter's book and try to become a Hunter. She will inspire Kurapika to explore the world. She despite coming from the same circumstances, will be a positive influence, unlike the Phantom Troupe that literally destroyed Kurapika's life.
Ultimately I think it would be interesting arc, if she also ends up being on this forsaken boat. Maybe she was tracking Kurapika, maybe Pairo's remains, maybe the Phantom Troupe, or maybe all of them. She gets right in the middle of it, and its her who saves them from their endless destructive revenge, or at the very least stops them. She the person who was a vital part of both their childhoods, but unlike them was not consumed by their tragedies.
But who knows I might be totally wrong haha.
#Hunter x hunter#hxh#hunter x hunter spoilers#hxh spoilers#hxh 397#hxh Sheila#kurapika#phantom troupe#tbh I really think it would be funny if she punches chrollo in the face for all the shit he did haha#like he did brutally murder a kid she befriended she has all the rights#also I think because of their past she might very well get away with it#but yeah whose to say#she might very well be Pariston pfft#or dead#but I hope she's alive I think theres some really interesting places for her character to go
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Absolutely WILD that theres a frost warning for tonight, but it's gonna be near 80 all weekend 😰
#girl help... the climate is changing 😰😰😰😰😰#marquilla#maybe this weekend ill get outside ... pfft yeah right ill be asleep from stress more likely
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got inspired by a fic i read the other day, but didn't quite hit the right spots for me so. time to write out a new wip idea
The concept of that fic really grabbed me - Jason and Tim having a bodyswap the same day Jason wakes up in his coffin, at a point after Tim had already visited Bruce and Alfred with his insistence that Batman needed a Robin - but for what I was thinking, by the time Jason convinces Bruce and Alfred of who he is, Tim's already started to dig himself out of the coffin. And when the three of them show up at the cemetery, the grave's empty.
Tim would be catatonic and go through much of the same stuff canon Jason went through before being found and dunked in the Pit. He'd end up enduring the whole League of Assassins shtick that canon Jason went through while at the same time Jason is dealing with Tim's regular person life. Both of them struggled a bit trying to imitate the other, but they managed- Tim with not much issue considering no one in the LoA was close to Jason, and Jason trying to manage Janet Drake's clearly growing concern every time he slips up.
Like, imagine Tim, desperately trying to imitate what he knows of Jason from watching Robin on the streets and seeing Jay in a few galas here and there. And one day, Talia tries to tell him he'd been quickly replaced to get him to finally listen and Kill Somebody/accept he was staying with the League until they deemed him fit to leave.
And Tim looks at a picture of himself, hanging around the front yard of Wayne Manor with Bruce, Alfred, and Dick. Another picture showing himself in an ill-fitting Robin uniform on a rooftop and seemingly getting lectured by Batman, who looms in front of him.
And he says "I'm not buyin' it."
Somehow convinces Talia that he's not convinced that the Tim in the photo (who is probably Jason and thank god, Tim was really worried about what happened to Jason's mind- or rather, his own body; he didn't actually consider Jason coming back to life until now) and she arranges a short trip for him to Gotham to see for himself.
Tim really struggles the next two days to keep up the Jason act, but he's pretty sure Talia and the others were just chalking it up to nerves at seeing his family again and the "newest addition".
When he finally gets to Gotham, he doesn't bother being stealthy. He doesn't have the skills- no matter how much Ra's and Talia's goons have been trying to beat it into him- and even if he did, he doubted he'd be able to sneak away from his own teachers that were stalking him from the shadows.
So he does his best to be casual. Walks straight towards Wayne Manor, and when he can actually start to hear his assassin stalkers the tiniest bit as he approaches the gate- a sign they're getting really restless- he decides now or never and bolts the rest of the way.
He thinks, if he had come sooner to Gotham, he would've tried fitting through the gaps in the bars- as if he was still 13 and small enough to fit- but as it is, Tim's spent 6 months in this body and he's not going to make that mistake.
Instead he slams a hand on the buzzer and says as fast as he can, "it's Tim! Tim Drake! There's assassins, open the gate!"
He has a heartstopping moment when nothing happens- when there's no answer and the ninjas are getting closer and closer and- And then it opens and Tim doesn't stop with his relief, he runs.
The door is opened not by Mr. Pennyworth, but by Bruce himself, a belt clipped around his waist, but entirely in sleepwear. He has something in his other hand and as he yells, "duck!" Tim can only think it's some kind of bomb and dives for the ground.
He was sort of right. It was a smoke bomb. He heard and smelled it hissing away behind him, and saw the cloud of smoke in his peripheral vision.
Bruce wasted no time running past him and barking, "Follow Alfred to the cave!" Tim took a moment to just breathe, feeling much more safe with Batman fighting to protect him. When Bruce looked back at him through a spot in the smoke, he yelled, "Go!"
Tim scrambled to obey, trying to run and stand and awkwardly doing both to get in the home. Mr. Pennyworth was just inside the foyer, out of sight of the windows, now that Tim noticed, and holding a shotgun.
He was also wearing a fluffy blue bathrobe and fuzzy pink bunny slippers.
Tim blinked. "Uhhh,"
"Come along, Master Tim. We must be quick."
He didn't protest and followed him down to the Cave, where Jason in Tim's body sat waiting at the Batcomputer.
Man, I'm not completely sure on the timing, but imagine Tim finally getting back into his body and it's- he's taller than he used to be, bulkier too. And there are reflexes and muscle memory stuff he doesn't remember at all, but now just has.
He- he was Robin. Or, his body at least, and he felt like it. But he never was Robin. Not really. He never got a proper outing, never even received Bruce's official approval for it.
It was strange. And not totally a good strange.
He thought about the body he had. He didn't have a lot of love for it- puberty would do that to anyone- but it was his. And that saying about not knowing what you have until you lose it? Yeah.
Tim felt like crying.
#dc#bodyswap#tim drake#nemotime#didnt really focus on the jason bits here but if i ever actually write this- jay would probably get more of a comedy/humour role?#like yeah they gotta find tim and tim's parents are genuinely concerned and all#but much of it would be just funny shenanigans of Jason being saddled with two sets(?) of worried parents#and just when he manages to get things sort of under control. Dick shows up#i havent yet decided if he just becomes Very Annoying Older Sibling who has no idea how to process his emotions currently#and tries to fall back on tried and true tactics#OR if he is in Complete Denial and thinking this was just an elaborate ruse by Tim & lists the exact ways Tim would know how to imitate Jay#(he's right and each accusation/point would probably be juxtaposed with a brief switch in scenes to whatever Tim is currently up to#which also happens to prove Dick's point exactly even though no one can except the audience can see that)#Jay would knock sense into Dick eventually but the point is. I could make his life humourous suffering :3#Either way Dick would show up some time after Bruce remembers to call him & he would Not leave the manor until Tim is back safe and sound#(not for Jason obviously. pfft. Jason's just fine. Dick doesn't need to stay at the manor to make sure of it. He's just staying to find Tim#okay. realistically. this would just be a hella lot of angst. However! Having that shift from Angst with Tim to Laughing at Jason would be.#so fun.#tho i'd probably still sprinkle in some Angst with Jason bc i cant help myself lol
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maybe i should make another blog
i have my nsft blog, but then now i don't have anywhere to complain about the people on my nsft blog cs i don't wanna upset no one, so i come back here and complain in the tags, but that's also not a super great thing to do
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:/
anyway
#ughhh#coaching a different cis guy this time through the fact that i don't want you to 'accidentally' fuck me#is it like this irl too? pfft this is the worst#well. no it's not really#i had to tell him twice but at least he apologised#shrug#i'd be a lot more upset but like it's only messages and he used generally the right words n stuff y'know#altho i do maintain that all that 'boy xxxx' stuff is.#i can see how it might be helpful? but to me it just sounds silly#like i know i'm a guy i know my anatomy you don't have to call it that sweets#people calling it that actually makes me more :/ cs i go all oh yeah this is not the usual anatomy a guy would have etc etc#anyway sorry#shutting up now
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I'm going to draw wktd fanart (to cope with a highly specific situation) while I still have the time for it (looming employment) and that is a promise to myself (I probably have something else I said I'd work on but whatever)
#I strt at the end of the month and I'm#I'm not even gonna say I'm scared I'm not I'm just not quite excited either? I'll pull through#and hopefully eat better and be able to buy fun things thaNK FUCK#however also taxes. I am not looking forward to taxes#like it's literally an ideal position if I don't manage it for whatever reason that'll be uh. something big for me to find out limits wise#but it's whatever I'm curious and I gotta try#and like I said god I'll be so happy to be able to afford hyper specific autism approved food that's gonna make everything so much easier#oh also the hyper specific situation? don't worry about it. just know I'm going to cry into whatever I draw for that game atm#I mentioned it in the post I made about it these days I literally skimmed through lines of one of the endings and immediately cried a single#Annoying tear. I feel like I don't cry about life things as much as would be healthy to and when I do I don't cry right#so I just get so annoyed at these sudden single tear moments when I'm not even putting effort into anything they just leak out#because something on a screen hit too close to home in an instant but I can't even properly Feel it because I'm focused on something else#and the thing in question has well been Acknowledged and rendered Irrelevant#it's not satisfying like crying for being engrossed on a story and/or characters and I absolutely hate how idk picturesque? it feels#people criticize drawing crying with a pretty single tear all the time it feels so fake and forced to fit the medium in a way that's still#appealing and consumable but I'm just a person with depersonalization issues. reverse derealization. everything's real except me#anyways I wasn't spiraling I will continue to not spiral about that at this moment but that's constantly there in my brain#and I'm going to draw the body horror lesbian polycule about it#Void fala aí#oh yeah I promised field sib content uh I can easily do that as a warm-up on a work day obviously pfft#''end of the month'' she's so pretentious you mean next week
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You know your country's turning into a dictatorship when you want to write about the recent shit your prime ministers been up to but you're scared you'll disappear yhe way so many journalists have done in the past 5 years he's been in power
#whoops thats not free speech is it#hed love to get rid of people like me who see through his bullshit and have the ability to call him on it#only im fucking scared bc of the number of 'suicides' that have happened after someones brought attention to it#oh yeah this country doesnt care about religion but were going to make it so hard for christians and muslims#oh yeah this country has a lot of politics but most of your politicians will revere hitler#oh politicians serve the people but they have the most black money in the country#oh free speech is a human right but speak too freely and youll disappear#i need to leave before it becomes a fucking police state#although police are so useless here if it was a police state theyd just stand around drinking tea#a police state in this country would just be an eternal lunch break#no it would turn into a dictatorship which is honestly worse#bc itll be a very belarusian dictatorship where the working class is happy and its not unstable but therell still be complete control#over all the citizens#anyway#fuck this#im just angry ig#whatever this too shall pass whatever im gonna do my best to not get caught up in all this shit#its fine ill be fine but yk i cant say any of this out loud or ill disappear but its fine#bit depressing tbh#idk man im not a revolutionary im just gonna focus on making it thru college pfft
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i had a very nice day!!! so the person i picked up stuff from actually turned out to be super nice, it was so wild it was like i stepped into an alternate universe (over email she sounded super urgh and troublesome). idk if there’s a catch somewhere and i just haven’t found it yet, but yeah, what the hell. i got the stuff and now i can do mileage claim!
checked out moona moona creek afterwards, it’s a veryyyyy nice swimming spot. actually, the sand and the colour of the water has been the most interesting/noteworthy things at jervis bay. the sand is almost white and the water is just this gorgeous aqua-ish blue (although less noticeable the closer you get to it lol). also, the light (sunlight) is just really clean and blue?
(oh i almost forgot, i also checked out the mangrove boardwalk at huskisson, that was good, until i visited the beaches SKJDGNFKG)
then ofc since there weren’t any traffic jams i checked out hyams beach because you know, ~whitest sand and stuff. i guess the sand is pretty white?? it’s not that markedly whiter than the sand at moona moona creek. but the biggest difference was skfjgnkfjng the TEXTURE of the sand skjfnkfjgnkfng so at moona moona creek, the sand sometimes was almost ‘solid’, like, if i was an elf and i could walk lightly enough on it, i wouldn’t break through that outer shell. but once you break through the outer shell, it just crumbles and then it’s soft. and kinda squeaky feeling. maybe it’s very salty?? idk
but MMMMm hyams beach sand was like, SO SOFT, it was like walking on pillows, especially for the sand in the shade, it was just soooo mmMMMMM. the waves crashing on the beach were whatever, i guess they were almost greenish because it was so clean blue, but the SAND TEXTURE, now that was noteworthy. (i also may have taken a tiny bit of sand because it was so fascinating and fiiiine and pale and soooo soft and pillowy, and now i’ve decided i’m gonna start a sand collection!! it’d be really interesting to see the difference in colours of sand, and also i guess i will take notes. like, maroubra sand is pretty coarse, and darker ofc... bondi beach sand is like... idk, paler than maroubra, but it’s nothing special either, it’s not that fine
it’s interesting, cause if one could 4wd moona moona creek, i think it’d be quite easy because the sand is so firm, but hyams beach would be pretty tricky i think
anyway!!! sand collection!!! i need to get me some glass bottles with corks
(might post pics later, might not)
also, the drive was pretty easy... i did up to wollongong first, then my mum did from there to bomaderry, then i did from there to jervis bay stuff, and then once we were done there i did from there to wollongong, and then to home, so i did most of the driving and mmmm it was good. also idk what it is about the sun going down/nighttime = i can drive a loooot more lol, it’s just, once the sun goes down and it starts to settle into dusk and then nightfall, i just fuckin wake up skjgkfkj
so anyway, jervis bay is like, just over 3 hours away, so it’s pretty doable, esp if you split it into 1.5h each. i’d love to go back to hyams beach just so i can feeeeeeel the sand again... i might go back once school holidays are over haha. and also it’d be nice to stay longer so i can get some night photography in. the sun took forever to set today and i guess that’s cause summer solstice is... tomorrow, okay, i just checked lol well ANYWAY, i miss night photography, but it’s also nicer to do it when the weather is colder because there aren’t any mozzies about, and it gets darker earlier so you don’t have to wait as long. but me dad’s a chicken with the cold, and sometimes i don’t particularly like going remote-ish places at night by myself because it feels kinda dodge
anyway!! time to check the pics i took eheheee
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eta: HYAMS BEACH SAND (those aren’t my footprints (why didn’t i pick a better spot where the sand was untouched ksjnfgkfjgn oH WELL))
selfie lmfao:
eta 2: i gotta say it’s REALLY nice now that there’s an albion park bypass and a berry bypass... (yeah i haven’t been out much until recently lol) also, i kinda miss the old foxground route, but more in a sense of ‘i bet it’s really fun now with almost no traffic’ SKJDNFK
#blahblahblah i just memory-dumped about the beaches i visited today lol#very skippable!#me.txt#yeah. i wish i could've stayed longer!!#after i got home we took the cat for a walk round the block in her cat pram lol#and THEN it felt like the day was complete#i didn't even get to use high beams on the highway on the drive home#THAT'S how early we started going back#what a shaaaame#no night driving with high beams? pfft#with spotties and lightbar on dirt roads it's even more exciting!#point of interest (lol): i've gotten used to how tough the troopy is with like... everything#that today i accidentally switched on the high beams with this nissan when i was signalling to.. turn or change lanes idk#normal cars are so soft lol#normal MODERN* cars are so soft#also i discovered that if i put my left hand on the right hand side of the stupid T shape of the steering wheel.. it isn't so much a strain#so uh that's nice#at least i'm not coming home with like a fucked up shoulder or neck or whatever#i think sometime next year or so it'd be really nice to spend some time at like.. jervis bay territory#like. camp near the beach#explore the area#etc#but it has to be not during school holidays lol i think this place would be kinda crap with too many people around#i got lucky today i guess cause it's the first day of the school hols
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i'm applying for a fellowship that required my faculty supervisor to write me a letter of support and yesterday he very shyly emailed to say he was nearly done but wanted to confirm my pronouns. i'm a cis woman who is just very very tall (before you ask: 6'2") and uses a nickname bc my given name is too Dutch for most folks (apparently) but i have just discovered that for the last two-ish months i've been in the program, everyone has been dancing around my pronouns and substituting my name more than is normal bc no one wanted to misgender me and were apparently just waiting for someone to either use pronouns in front of me or for me to use them myself and i think i have truly reached my final queer form
#this is kind of wild tho right bc like. usually no one used pronouns in your presence bc they are designed to be used to replace a name#so like yeah. it's true. you're not really around when people are using your pronouns. lol#and i never thought much about people stumbling over my name/how they reference me in seminar bc. well. i'm used to that#my given name usually makes people just blue screen with panic when they have to say it out loud so i didn't think anything of it#turns out they were about to use a pronoun and switched to saying avery last second. and i am tickled about it.#people also knew i was bisexual wayyyyy before i ever said the words out loud myself#like a tonne of people's reactions were that they thought i'd been out for a while#and talking to an old coworker about a weird conversation i had with my old boss asking me if queer employees felt okay being “out” at work#and i was like “pfft. he didn't even know he was talking to a closeted queer employee!”#and she looked at me like i was so so naive and said “i think he knew exactly what he was doing when he chose to ask you that”#and turns out he was probably just baiting me to out myself bc that's the kind of place that was and yeah queer ppl don't feel safe JAMES#but anyway.#i know i'm not cis in the way most people consider themselves cis#i use they/them when i'm being self-referential - mostly by accident - but i prefer everyone else use she/her#at least for now#but i don't feel like i'm not cis either? bc i am the gender i was born with - which is... none? maybe?#and i know that's not how everyone interacts with the cis/trans labels. and that's fine. you do you and i'll do me yk?#but i don't wanna be seen as agender/non-binary by using they/them or even she/they#if people sense gender tomfoolery themselves then i actually feel much better about that than if i identified with she/they tbh lol#actually i want that as an option when selecting gender now#sex? female. gender? tomfoolery.
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Soooo lil' update on these ~
I think I have everything set up and ready to go to open up my shop and make these guys available! I'm super excited and really hope people like them enough to buy some!
It's not public yet so you can't see it, but it's all ready to go over on my Ko-Fi. (Which you can find here if you want to follow me ahead of time!) And I'm probably going to open up the shop some time over the next couple of days! And I will of course make another post announcing it when I do!
(A little more under the cut since this post is already long pfft)
Whilst I'm here, if anyone is curious, the stickers are £2 each, whilst the charms are £10! Both are 2.5 inches (though the Grian charm is 2.5" wide rather than 2.5" tall) so they're a nice size. The stickers are glossy vinyl. The charms are clear acrylic and double sided with different expressions on each side!
Shipping varies a little depending on where you are and what you're buying. I'm in the UK , so if you're outside the UK then shipping will be a bit more expensive unfortunatly. But it's flat rate regardless!
But yeah, keep an eye out for this if you're interested in getting some cute stickers or charms! In the mean time, here's a couple gifs of me showing off the charms haha
Look what I've got!!!! :D
I'm so, so excited that these finally arrived! Look how cute they are!! So many lil' Hermit Kitties :3
So as you may remember, a few weeks ago I asked if people would be interested in me making charms and stickers and things to sell. The response was pretty positive so I decided to give it a go and see how it went!
(More under the cut just to stop this post from getting any longer pfft)
The HermitCat art was where I wanted to start. So I ordered a few charms and a bunch of stickers. I- actually ended up with more than double the amount of stickers that I ordered but hey, not gonna complain about that!
There are stickers of all the Hermits, but only charms for Bdubs and Grian right now. Decided to only pick a couple to start with since they cost a little more to get made, but maybe I'll have more made in the future, we'll see!
But yeah, what next? Well, there's still a few things I need to sort out. But, hopefully at some point in- probably a couple weeks? I'm gonna open up a shop (most likely on Ko-Fi) where you'll be able to buy these little guys! And then, if things go well, I'll see about making new designs and things ~
#trying to squash these gifs down to tumblr acceptable sizes was a pain but oh well pfft#note: i have tiny baby hands so the Bdubs charm especially looks huge but they are only 2.5" pfft#i'm so excited to open everything up i hope you guys are excited too!#the charms are adorable and really nice#and the stickers are so cute (I might be keeping a couple for myself hehe)#this is still very much a test on my part but if things go well (which I really really hope they do)#then i'll probably start making some more designs for future keychains and stickers and things!#most likely starting with ideas taken from the page of doodles I shared with the original interest poll#but yeah! exciting times right now!
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i dont have twitter but here's a fun halloween story from me:
the last time i went out for halloween some dude on a bike about took me out
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles plays o.m#i did not see him and im hoping he did not see me#else it was intentional pfft#but yeah like. right past my nose#close enough i felt a breeze
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Hi!, can I get some headcanons of transformers one character being jealous and the reader teases them.
D-16, Orion, Sentinel, Badassatron, and elita.
TF-ONE X READER
I tried to make this silly I'm feeling silly...enjoy
Post includes all of above :3
D-16
Tries to act unaffected by it, but doesn’t make a huge deal
Usually
He’s usually nice about it
Let’s say a bot is being really friendly with you, they’re making you laugh and everything. D sees from the distance, then comes up to you. Placing a servo against the small of your back-frame. “Heyy what’s so funny? I want to hear too :)”
He’s forcing a smile so bad.
He’s harmless, man, he trusts you completely
If another bot is for real flirting with you though, he's going to be so passive-aggressive
It’s more like he wants ur attention lol
If you teased him about it he’s going to deny it so hard
"What? No, no no.. I’m not jealous..pfft"
If you’re extra sweet maybe he’ll admit it
NOO y/n.. I’m funnier than them anyway.. I’m cooler too..
Orion
Don’t get jealous often either
He trusts you, he’s trustful of most bots
He gets jealous when you don't give him enough attention too
You’ll be talking to someone and he’ll just be in the background like,
“I’m..Y/N? Hey I..y/n? Uhm..I'm..right here..”
He’s so awkward, he doesn’t want to be rude to either of you but he’s lonely!!
If you tease him about looking sad when you’re not looking at him all the time, he’ll softly scoff.
"Well...yeah. They were flirting with you.."
sad puppy eyes
"Orion..they were asking me about Sentinels speech yesterday.."
"Oh...sorry."
eughhh
Sentinel
Oh boy
It’s a mix of irritation and jealousy
Why are you looking at someone else! When you can be looking at him!
He might be an attention seeker. He’ll just say things to catch your attention.
“Hey sweetspark, come look at my new paint job!” He calls you over as you're busy talking to someone else, he looks exactly the same btw
If you teased him I feel like he’ll take it way too seriously
“Jealous? What is there to be jealous of?? I’m literally Sentinel??”
But then his insecurity starts
“Wait…do you like talking to them more?”
evil sad puppy eyes
He'll only be content if you feed him compliments. Also erm..never talk to that bot again
#toxic
If he can’t demote the bot he was jealous of, he’ll try to one-up them, otherwise they are FIRED
After he gets over it he’ll be extra affectionate. You also get affectionate when you tease him so maybe it’s not so bad after all
insert makeout session
B-127
Badassatron
He’s definitely a bit attention and touch-starved after being stuck in low levels for who knows how many years
It’s only logical that he’s glued to your side for the rest of your life
If he’s jealous it’s very obvious. He tries to do something to get your attention or awkwardly stands there
Hey y/n look at this! - Does a backflip and falls
Tease him about it and he gets flustered
"Whattt? No, I’m not jealous!" He lets out a cocky laugh
“Ok maybe a little..”
Kiss his faceplate all over and he’s yours
He's definitely the least harmful
If he's jealous about a bot he particularly dislikes or they're flirting with you out and about, he might be more passive-aggressive about it
"Hey don't mean to intrude or anything, but uh, I'm kinda busy with my PARTNER. And by PARTNER I mean we're together. Yeah, uh huh! So, if you don't mind, my PARTNER and I are going to ignore you now. Since we're y'know..busy being together."
Elita
She’s smug about her jealousy, but only you could tell
“No, I’m not jealous. What makes you think that?”
Meanwhile, she’s giving the nastiest glare to the other bot.
“You really need to stop bringing their hopes up. Did you hear the way they were flirting with you?”
“Elita...they were just thanking me."
“Don’t even look at them actually"
If you tease her, she either denies it or is very proud
Like yeah she got a little jealous, she has such an amazing partner and anyone in their right mind would see that too.
Or no..she's definitely not jealous. She's just speaking her mind
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