#like oh NO

[daevilpanda71]

Your honor-your honor in her defense, she was just being a little silly-

some late night doodles because I love this woman and want to see them to throw hands in a Waffle House parking lot

[terrifyingly-overthought]

How in the goddamn heck does Uzi survive re-entry heating but not the sun?

[nah-id-eat-dungeon-food]

Lmao I knew bro was going to try to kill her

[gasfrightgatecreepgiscared]

No fear

Your son got his sex education from a ferengi

One fear

[myfuckingpenexploded]

oh how i love when my grandparents are like 'here's our ONLY granddaughter! she's such a fine young woman isn't she?'

and then they show me awkwardly standing there as if i wasnt slowly dying.

[radkindoffeminist]

I don’t want to come off anon bc I’ve literally been threatened by TERFs in my inbox before, I was also saying that…. Brain dimorphism probably isn’t a thing. Please gain reading comprehension!!! Good night!

Me: Studies say brain sex isn't real

You: Ummmm actually we dont know if it's real or not because while studies might suggest that it's not real some people say that it still exists

Me: So I'm just supposed to ignore the studies that say its not real because you want to defend it?

You: Ummm actually it's probably not real. Learn to read

How about you learn to not be a manipulative asshole to people? How about you come off anon? You got threats from TERFs so you want to hide? Boo fucking hoo. Maybe don't start random arguments with people and fucking cope.

[zprite-x]

They’re just like me fr (dread)

[ephemeriee]

honestly pyjamas in public is fascinating because some people are so casual about it and others think it's so immensely taboo and marks a lack of self respect to wear soft, comfortable, loose fitting, patterned trousers to the supermarket and will also argue like this is some objective reality and not a cultural hangup that they have that isn't shared by everyone in the culture

[notasouleater]

Current funniest part of artfight is going to my bookmarks and seeing a character I drew last year but their profile pic is now visibly depressed

[cosmicgender]

reading old fics from before shows ended its so bittersweet like some authors notes have like hope and theories about finales and its funny and it also hurts so much, its like “oh, honey”

[clareguilty]

Gummy bears, a cup of chocolate chips, and boba tea is not even a meal together, never mind separately!! You best be careful or I'll be making house calls with dinner😠

I just woke up and breakfast was 3 pringles

[baladric]

GM: so tell me about your character's Exciting Lover 👀✨

me: mmm he is pax mendalin, he has like the Long Ponytail and the smirk and is a menace whom i hate and Cannot Quit

GM: nice 😎

me: i have just given you the tools to victimize me personally, huh

GM: haha Nah

[five minutes later]

GM:

[whysolart]

my ma reacts like she's physically harmed every time someone gets tackled like AYYO MY BONES ARE BROKEN

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[girldraki]

[jammboe]

Pangaea miku