#like it was hilariously HUGE and hard but it wasn't even a wet dream what a waste at least let me finish brain 😂
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#this morning I greeted my partner with 'I dreamt I had a dick' and he barely looked up from his Duolingo to ask 'oh yeah how'd it go?'#😂 and also 🥰#how it went was uneventful pals#truly never had a dream about having dick before and have never felt like I wanted one#but if I'm gonna have one in a dream randomly at least lemme have some fun with it brain!#like it was hilariously HUGE and hard but it wasn't even a wet dream what a waste at least let me finish brain 😂#anyway the point is#pick someone supportive#and who makes you laugh#uhoh#tmi
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