#like it realllly hit me

[moonoftheuniverse]

ok no one asked but now that Ocean Blvd has marinated this is my order of fave songs:

Paris, Texas

Let The Light In

A&W

Kintsugi

Taco Truck x VB

Sweet

Candy Necklaces

Peppers

The Grants

Grandfather

Fingertips

Tunnel

Fishtail

Jon Batiste Interlude

Margaret

Judah Smith Interlude

[hellohoihey]

Thought I reblogged at least 20 posts yesterday, turns out it was only nine but I saved 80 in my drafts

[fantasywater]

Octavia WILL bend the knee

Here I will go in-depth into why Octavia will not be given the same grace in the fandom as Blitz did when she has her Full Moon Reckoning with Stolas.

NOTE/WARNING: I have seen and read the leaks, and they will be part of the reason why I feel this way.

What I mean by Full Moon Reckoning:

This is when the writers finally allow a victim of Stolas to be fully and rightfully angry at him for all the transgressions he has done to them, and more importantly when the FANDOM treats the actual victim's pain as the take back my power moment that it is.

The reason for this distinction is that I have noticed that Stolas is the fan favorite, and therefore it seemed all his wrongdoings got default reasons for not being that bad.

However, when Full Moon aired an odd and swift negative wind hit his character, and it has not abated.

Even with the newer ep the wind didn't lessen it got stronger.

It's like some spell broke.

It feels like a genie that can't be put back in the bottle.

He has gone from the fan-favorite to the most criticized.

The fandom is pretty unanimously on Blitz's side and has stayed on it.

However, as I've stated Octavia will not get this.

Octavia's pain in Sinmas is going up against:

Blitz and Stolas are male

Octavia is female, and a female in a Yaoi series at that. The women exist only as one-note plot devices for male pain, and that's even when said women themselves are technically leads(Loona, Millie).

2. Blitz and Stolas are main characters

Octavia is a side character who has barely been in two episodes spanning two seasons.

3. In the leaks Octavia takes up for her mother twice

Basically, she goes to bat for the fandom's hatesink.

4. Two other fan favorites(Fizz and Asmodeous) are written to be Team Stoliz

Plus, apparently, they are going to be against Octavia's mother and therefore Octavia.

5. THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON why Octavia is going to get it both barrels from the fandom is that Blitz and Stolas are canonically a gay couple by Sinmas.

Viv said an important arc will be finished by season's end, and I saw a post from her patron where she point-blank says they are a couple by the end of season two. Also more proof to me is that Blitz is very affectionate to Stolas in the trailer and in the leaks.

Speaking of, if you go to YouTube pretty much every comment is praising the ship sailing. A daughter is painfully estrangling herself from her beloved father, while he cries and begs for her mercy, and all everyone can talk about is getting wet over a toxic ship flying into her pain.

Recap TLDR:

Blitz got fandom grace because he is THE main character and was at the time rightfully against Stolas.

While Octavia will get to have her say she is also a woman bit player up against Blitz THE male main character who is now with Stolas THE male fan favorite in a gay romantic relationship.

She will also make the unforgivable sin of taking up for her cheated on mother Stella the hatesink.

Blitz and Stolas will also have the backing of two other favorites Fizz and Ozz as well as the rest of I.M.P.

The YouTube comments ignoring her anguish for the now canon ship are simply a taste to come of what the fandom as a whole is going to do.

Basically, this poor girl doesn't stand a chance.

I WANT to eat crow.

I realllly do.

That's why I employ the fandom to give the same grace they gave Blitz these last two episodes to Octavia as well.

However, this show is made by a fujoshi for fujoshi and that's why I know in my heart of hearts she will be damned instead.

Now, I've stated that the fandom is probably going to kiss the Stolitz ring against Octavia, but let's go into what I think the show is going to do.

Yes, after a year in the show and two seasons overall, Blitz finally got to angrily reinsert his personhood to Stolas, and yes it was cathartic and I'm glad it happened.

However, that doesn't change the fact that four episodes after Full Moon his fate is to be his abuser's boyfriend.

Also, if the merchandise is said to be hints of the creator's thoughts then his final destiny is to be his husband.

Basically, if the main character ultimately bent the knee then so will Octavia.

While the fujoshi in charge does allow them to assert their pain their ultimate fate is to comply.

Essentially it's just lip service to shut critics up.

She, and apparently his voice actor, has said don't worry everything will be alright, and by everything it's obvious they mean Stolas.

She has also said she likes happy endings so you can bet there will be none given to Stolas that doesn't have Blitz and Octavia by his side.

Also make no mistake Blitz's own daughter is also there to help the story ignore their pain. The seed was planted in Seeing Stars when Octavia warmly hugged, hung out, and was gaslit by a complete stranger. It's also why she's her ''sister' now in the pride poster.

Yea, Loona has a big part to play in season three alright, and it's to brainwash Octavia's distress so Stolitz can reign supreme.

Realistically if a fujoshi fangirl weren't writing this show this is what would happen:

Now that he has the crystal; Blitz would completely cut ties with the guy who sexually extorted and depersonalized him for a year. Not become his boyfriend/husband.

Sometime in season three Octavia finds out about her father's (poorly written) abuse and attempted murder attempts by her mother. However, instead of seeing him as a martyr, she states that Stella's actions toward him DON'T NEGATE HIS toward Octavia.

He still broke his own daughter's mental health with his infidelity and abandoned her as a consequence of his own actions i.e. illegal grimoire lending.

She then states she still wants him, and her other toxic parent, out of her life for good.

Her final words are Goodbye Dad... No.... Stolas.

Stolas for his part should be having some serious self-reflection by season 3. He should be strongly asking himself if Blitz was worth Asmodeus's self-fulling prophecy of losing his title, wealth, home, and daughter.

It should be NO, but a fujoshi is steering.

What she is going to do instead is make them use Octavia's pain to trauma bond into domestication.

Then Loona and the writing, in general, is going to make sure Octavia solely blames Stella: The Convenient Stolas Trump Card so they can all just be a family already.

Bonus: We will even get to see Octavia kick her mother from the palace with Stolas' signature GET OUT this time.

Ultimately Blitz and Octavia's misery will not mean anything. As the official car sticker merch states they will be a blended family and their suffering by Stolas be damned. 

However, I do have a small (delusional) theory that Ms. Fujoshi could throw a curveball:

Apparently, she has been liking a lot of Vassago and Stolas romantic fanart, but with a of course jealous Blitz. 

What if Vassago is Disney Princess Stolas's true endgame.

The guy who gets to show him what an actual healthy relationship looks like, and for a romantic like him this would be his true Prince Charming.

Sure Stolas ending up with a prince(and therefore getting everything back through him) just drives home that dirty, poor, broken, baggage-having, hypersexual Blitz was ultimately never going to be good enough for Purity Angel Stolas in the first place.

However, on the bright side, he's finally away from his abuser...

So on that note, Blitz's true endgame is Fizz. 

His real first friend. His real first love.

The correct star-crossed lovers.

The person who actually knows the true Blitz and can meet him blow for blow when he gets messy instead of running away crying with self-pitying gaslighting.

However, since she seems to hate her own main character Blitz's true endgame is going to be tainted.

Foreshadowing Number 1:

I've always found it curious that right after the can we make-out line the very next scene is Fizz coming back to Ozz wiping his mouth.

Why even put that thought in the audience's head unless....

Foreshadowing Number 2:

When Blitz shoots the stalker the mirror that Fizz and Ozz are kissing in front of breaks right down the middle, splitting them, with Blitz's face the last thing seen in the fracture.....

Basically, she is going to have Blitz and Fizz get together by cheating on Ozz, and the fandom is going to blow them both up for it.

Other Tidbits:

Blitz still very much has feelings for Fizz.

Even how he acted when he met him shopping in Full Moon showed this, and he fully blushed in the storyboard.

This is something he has never done for Stolas.

You know the endgame we should be rooting for and all that.

Also Fizz full-on blushes(cage) in the Opps storyboard.

Of course, the show properly erases those because we can't have anyone shipping Blitz or Fizz with their true soulmate.

Apparently, in a leaked script bit, Blitz falls in love with Stolas because he reminds him of Fizz. I mean my dear Stolitz shippers it should be a yikes on a bike for that alone.

[melonminnie]

HI HI<3

CAN I PLS REQUEST IVAN ,LUKA AND TILL WITH A S/O THAT'S ALWAYS HAPPY EVEN WHEN SHE GETS PUNISHED BY THE ALIENS AND THE ALIEN THAT OWNS HER . SHE'S IN DENIAL SO WHEN ANYONE ASKS HER ABOUT IT SHE SAYS '' ISN'T IT NORMAL FOR GUARDIANS TO PUNISH THEIR CHILDREN WHEN THEY MISBEHAVE , THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS BCS THEY LOVE ME'' [SHE CALLS HER OWNER HER PARENT]

THIS IS ALL , LOVE YA<3

Tell me everything that you like ! ( Alienstage x fem! Reader)

-Tysm for requesting!! Luv u too <33

IVAN

“Ivan!” The girl screamed running towards her, in pure fright from her scream the black haired boy turned his attention and looked at the girl.

“Y/n” he smiled, “did ya miss me” she smiled once more, Ivan turned his attention towards the girls body for just a split second, she’d vanished for a moment after getting called by the pink alien who in this world owned owner ship towards her.

He quickly frowned once he noticed the amount of new bruises that had accumulated this time, “ Are you okay?” He questioned worried, “I guess so, but I think it was realllly upset this time” she cried staring at her hands.

“Do you want me to patch you up?” He questioned, if he didn’t know better he’d drag you, but the last time he did you cried because of how tightly he was holding you.

”there were a few minutes of silence, “Mmm..” she didn’t respond, “Y/n?” He diverted his attention to her face, “hey why are you smiling” he questioned again, “Why shouldn’t I?” She questioned back, “there were a few minutes of silence, “Mmm..” she didn’t respond, “Y/n?” He diverted his attention to her face, “hey why are you smiling” he questioned again, “Why shouldn’t I?” She questioned back.

“Obviously because you’re clearly injured you just got beaten didn’t you?” He questioned with slight anger, “I did but they probably did it for a reason no?.. If they think I deserve it then I probably do”.

Ivan held onto y/ns shoulders tightly and shakes them violently, “Are you in your right mind? Who told you they’re doing this because they love you they clearly don’t” she seethed still shaking the girl.

She didn’t respond she just continued smiling without a care of what just happened to her, “So you’re telling me, If I truly loved you I’d hit you then?” He replied to himself, she didn’t respond.

“Don’t just stare at me like that y/n respond for gods sake!” Ivan cried out, but he still wouldn’t get an answer this had happened many times he expected it. Yet it every time it will always frustrate him.

LUKA !

He’d encourage it without a second doubt he would, To him humans are pets made for aliens.

Precisely if you weren’t as obedient as you are you two wouldn’t even be together.

He would help with the healing but other than that he wouldn’t do much

TILL !

he’d be angry for many reasons, one he’d think your stupid for believing a blob could ever be close to your actual mother.

Two you actually calling it mother made him disgusted.

Of course he’d never say it to your face in fear of hurting your feelings, He just wants to protect you but he’s doing it all the wrong way.

He’d help with healing you and wouldn’t leave your side even if needed, He’d try to take the blame for you but it wouldn’t work either.

He’d much rather stick to your side instead of not having you by his side forever

This is so short I wrote this so late and I have other things to do so I hope u liked it <3333

[revalition]

OCT 5 - CONCEPTUALIZATION

Understand creativity. See Art in the world.

sorry so few drawings in today's (and the really lazy colouring job) I'm very tired and wanted to still get it out. I love love conceptualization!! I'll draw and colour you properly some day.

I drew him with legs in my banner (still a WIP, I need to colour it...) and I'm not sure what I like more... definitely don't ever expect tons of consistency from me haha

Alsoooo... I think I'm going to do mondays off instead of sundays so I don't split up the 4 groups across the break. and volition's realllly gonna need that extra day, I love that guy way too much

anyway! as usual tons of quotes and comments under the cut! conceptualization has sooo many amazing ones, it's too hard to limit it to 29 :(((

PALE PALE PALE

actually me the second I heard about the pale. I've spent a likely unhealthy amount of time contemplating it. I did a science project on the possible ways the Universe will eventually end when I was like 15 and only gotten worse since then, I live for this stuff. It fascinates me endlessly

ily conceptualization and volition. I had to suffer through the unbelievably embarrassing ordeal of the failed poetry the first time, when conceppy stopped it the second time I immediately fell in love.

NO why is turning him down an option??

:(

this was so vivid and sad

the whole revacholian nationhood quest is so delusional... but conceptualization is going to embrace it anyway

art cop my beloved

of course he'd find it artistic... it's definitely a statement I suppose

much love for this, conceptualization comforted me into accepting the sorry cop, like... 30 minutes into my first run

don't be sorry honey I always want to hear your artsy thoughts

Yes this is the poetry fail again... this was actually incredibly painful. Also first day of my first run, walked out of the Whirling over to the lorries. So many moments of 'what did I doooo' over picking 1 INT...

Almost every fail ends up with the failing skill giving you really really bad advice, I love how this time conceptualization is just. desperately trying to stop you from continuing. and he can't!! it just gets *worse*!! I'm not including the rest of the poem, I don't want to even look at it. conceptualization ily for trying to stop the horrors...

hehe conceptualization hates improv

ough I love this one. referring to Le Retour.

un jour je serai de retour pres de toi...

actually me as soon as the hyperfixation stops

silver stars melted down...

ough I love the melancholy of a lot of conceptualization's comments.

this one especially. it's so simple, but deeply, deeply sad. the authors of this game were definitely no strangers to grief.

I love when the skills are silly

I love these, they just make my heart happy

mm... true

hehe

I gain a year of life every time anyone mentions harry's blue soul. ily conceptualization

that's it thanks to the evil screenshot limit :((( I hit it so fast too. I'm going to actually die on Volition day. Maybe I can just type the quotes instead of screenshotting them... there's no character limit hehe

running through conceptualization's other language names through google translate: unconventional, concept formation, abstraction

I like these. Most translate directly to conceptualization, but the ones that don't are always cool.

ough I love conceptualization a lot. I barely heard from him my first run, but maxed him out the second. Him and inland empire and shivers are my lovely poetic boys.

Volition trusting Conceptualization is also extremely!!! important to me. as far as I remember, conceptualization isn't identified as compromised either. He just wants art. Even tells you to "lay off that love stuff, if you can" at one point. I'm very fond of him.

[boytoyhalo]

Can you give me your fitpac headcanons to make me feel better after whatever the fuck Bad's stream was today. I am so unwell...

absolutely i can!!! let's see here hmm

pac likes to sleep/cuddle with fit sprawled out directly on top of him, like actively crushing him, because the deep pressure makes him feel safe (i think I said this in a different post but accidentally switched the names around, tho tbh i could see this being true both ways so maybe they take turns)

pac's ring markings glow bright blue when he's flustered or startled (see my blue ringed octopus hybrid pac headcanon) fit discovered this for the first time with the "how you doin big daddy" incident and since then fit has been going out of his way to sneak up on pac to make it happen because he thinks it's cute, this is also part of why he's gotten more confident with his flirting

fit would never say it out loud (partially because it would embarass him and mostly because he knows it would embarass pac) but he actually capital l Loves it when pac says his name with the "-tch" sound at the end. he thinks about it more than he shoud probably

this is less of a headcanon and more a writing prompt or like. a scenario that i think would happen but i think that at some point they'd be goofing around and threatening each other over whose a better fighter (they both think its each other but theyre arguing for themselves. for the bit) and fit would take off his prosthetic arm to hold it in his other hand and point it at pac like a sword and pac would be all oh yeah i can do that too and try to take off his leg standing up and would of course immediately overbalance and fall and fit would rush to check if he's ok while laughing his ass off and pac would use the leg to knock his legs out from under him so they would both be on the ground laughing so hard they couldn't breathe. and then fit would make a stupid pun about pac "not having a leg to stand on in this argument"

speaking of prosthetic's pac normally likes to keep his metal leg covered but the first time fit gets a proper look at it he's like woah your prosthetic looks so cooler and sleek and high tech i wish mine was like that and pac preens because he made it himself (ok it was him and mike but thats practically the same thing) and after that pac starts wearing his right pant leg rolled up (fit is only half of the reason, the other half is that it makes richarlyson feel better about his own leg but this is a fitpac post)

they both Really Like watching each other fight, hence the dungeon dates, but their favorite part is after all the mobs are cleared when they're cleaning their weapons and sorting through loot and just sitting quietly together basking in the shared victory and adrenaline and praising and complimenting each other for a fight well done

fit is aroacespec (he can count the amount of people he's been actually attracted to on one hand) and between that and his trust-no-one 2b2t background he's pretty inexperienced with most relationship related things, so pac is a lot of firsts for him. Pac not-so-secretly loves this because he's possessive and likes that no one else gets the type of attention he does from fit

fit starts wearing his glasses more often when he's not expecting combat or some other situation that will make them too inconvenient because pac says he looks cute in them

pac likes to make fit carry him on his back because 1. he likes the contact and 2. its fun to feel tall. the first time this happens it's because pac's metal leg takes a hit during a battle and is basically useless til he can repair it, so fit carries him back to chume labs out of necessity. After that pac usually makes up an excuse or plays up any hits he take so fit will do it again, except he's really bad at lying so fit knows what he's doing but he doesn't mind so he doesn't call him out on it

pac's hair looks really soft and fit realllly wants to run his hands through it but he's way too awkward to ask because that feels like a line being crossed and whenever pac runs his own hands through it fit just stares like a total weirdo which tubbo and phil both make fun of him for but somehow even then pac doesnt seem to notice. it takes him a long ass time to mention it to pac who he then finds out really likes having his hair played with and has been wanting fit to do it for forever but has also felt too awkward to ask. and then they laugh at themselves for being dumbasses (and then when they kiss for the first time and every time after that fit's flesh hand immediately goes up to his hair)

fit mentions that when he gets overstimulated sometimes its too much effort to remember to take his hearing aids out so pac asks if he can borrow them for a little bit and gives them back to fit with a new noise cancelling feature, and fit has to stop himself from literally proposing marriage right then and there. He settles for just cleaning chume labs top to bottom and leaving some chocolate and an embarassingly sappy thank you note that would read as a straight up love confession to anyone outside of him and pac's oblivious-but-also-not-oblivious slowburn-but-not-slowburn bubble

sometimes if pac is tired but cant get to sleep he'll go find fit and ask him to just talk at him for a bit because his voice is relaxing and if he falls asleep with his head on fit's shoulder or in his lap fit will sit as still as a rock for hours to not wake him up

ok ok you got me rambling this post is way too long now and most of these can barely count as headcanons but yippeeee i hope u like them!!!! everything will be ok we will have our morning crew and fitpac content back soon i promise

[crossbowwwdotcom]

camilo's blue lock ff reccs ^_−☆ (as of december 25, 2023; may be updated):

- a shiver i cant shake by lockedskies .., 4k words and 1/1 chapters. a tabiori ff where they carpool on their way to bluelock from kansai which turns into a sort of roadtrip ff that lowkey had me kicking my legs

- behind the mask by kae_karo ... 6k words and 1/1 chapters. tabieita assasin au where theyre trying to kill each other but theyre pining!

- white tea and blackberry pie by juryrouge ... 12k words and 2/2 chapters. a kaisagi future ff from an outsiders pov of them slowly getting set up! its just rly cute

- electric blue by ithildin_23 ... 13k words and 4/? chapters. ANOTHER kaisagi ff where theyre all content creators! isagi is a gamer whos RLLY good at valo and kaiser is a blogger. unfortunately discontinued but still one of my favs!

- and if you flow with me (i hope it goes slow) by xshieru .., 18k words and 1/1 chapters. RLLLY cute bachisagi ff where they slowly get together over the course of blue lock. just generally rlly cute ^^

- im scared you wont be waiting on the other side by jumpinginmuddypuddles ... 7k words and 2/6 chapters. bachisagi where isagi is being hunted down and bachira is his bodyguard. very good but it hasnt been updated in so long so 😔

- like staccatos by rinksskii ... 18k words and 3/? chapters. rinsagi orchestra au with a very interesting plot that im very curious about!! sadly has not been updated in a while

- customer service by amazing__gracie ... 3k words and 1/1 chapters (but is the second work of a two work series!). very funny rinsagi where rin is a racer and isagi is an awesome mechanic. from the tags: "rin likes isagi" "isagi likes rin's car"

- no mountain too high, no river too wide by miyaeruisa .,, 36k words and two work series. featuring: figure skating kaisagi. GODDD ITS SO GOOD!! rivals to lovers with great amounts of balance of focus on the individual chars and their relationship and one of my favs to reread (esp the second work)

- go together by heartbeatrelics ... 3k words and 1/1 chapters. nagireo ff where nagi is searching for an apartment for him and reo to live in while reo has no idea theyre gonna live together...theyre so domestic and ughhhh yeah!

- kintsugi kids by retrosas ... 10k words and 1/1 chapters. rare chigisagi ff where theyre childhood friends and chigiri is healing from his knee injury (+ an isagi injury). really good!

- got me feeling like damn! by retrosas ... 11k words and 2/2 chapters. allsagi ff with just. everyone simping over each other while at a bllk party. SOOO rereadable!! staged in the future

- apricot scones by orphan account ... 4k words and 1/1 chapters. soft coffee shop bachisagi EXCEPT a secret someone is actually spiderman!!!! sooo cute

- sights worth seeing by mxmasochist ... 15k words and 6/6 chapters. 5 + 1 ff featuring yukki's injury!! just some plain old good hurt/comfort

- rhythm only you can follow by katlov ... 8k words and 1/1 chapters. kurosagi in bastard munchen where theyre just. soft. real cute and kurona gets hit in the face

- and they were roomates by chameleonardodicaprio .., 17k words and 2/2 chapters. nagireo stuff that had me TAKING LAPS. this is so!!! nrhdkdvj!!!! just nagireo being gay and everyone speculating in the nel

- the third time by anonymous .., 66k 12/? chapters! rinsagi stuff where isagi is a super famous idol and rin is training to be his backup dancer!! realllly good stuff with both of them being good at what they do and. yeah!

- the universe thinks we should kiss or something by misstresssleepless ... 4k words and 1/1 chapters. AWESOME tabieita soulmate au where theyre just a little funky. figuring things out for 4k words basically

- im working on it by orphan account ... 52k words and 10/10 chapters. LAST CHAPTER IS SMUT beware!!! really good slow burn tabieita in blue lock with great character plot!! theyre so cute

- the little things by meemawz ... 1k words and 1/1 chapters. just a gen fic of isagis senses being way too strong. very cute hurt/comfort and fluff (i also love this trope so much plspls write more for this)

- streamer nagi cinematic universe by okwa ... 12k words and 4 works. what it says on the tin! js lots of cute stuff with nagireo!

[ghostlee]

Random anon coming in to say-

Oh my God I love Lee nezha SO MUCH HE'S MY EVERYTHING AND I LOVE HOW YOU DREW HIM GETTING WRECKED-

Also also also-

Nezha, third lotus peince, stoic and passionate and all these great things, so you would think that his laugh is loud, bright and wholesome yeah? But consider;

This boy right here cackles like a villain when tickled.

Like, one of the very few reminders of how chaotic he acted when he was younger compared to now, is that he laughs like a fucking demon; the loudest cackling, screeching, and even squealing sounds absolutely diabolical when he's getting tickled within an inch of his life.

But that's what makes his laugh so adorably hilarious, because at first glance who tf would think he could laugh like that? Nobody

But here's our adorable lil Nezhie, hyena cackling like crazy as he loses his shit from all the intense tickling, laughing like a villain yet genuinely enjoying the moment bc god damnit that needs some tickles-

Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted talk :]

Wait omg yesss I love that hahha

I do also realllly like the idea of him having a super soft and giggly laugh that he gets all shy and hides his face kinda thing but I feel like it would cross over into chaotic laughter if he started going into hysterical laughter kinda thing lmao

Like the full throw his head back and scream like someone is killing him but mixed with crazy laughter. Again I fully think Wukong would be one of Nezhas biggest lers simply because he fits the mould for it lol, Wukong trapping Nezha or restraining him in some way so the lotus prince can’t just kick the shit out of him and just going to town on his sides and tummy when he hits just the right spot and Nezha let’s out this piercing scream as his laughter goes from soft laughter to like hyena laughter.

Now if you sit there with like a feather and just drag it slowly over Nezhas tum for a bit while his arms are like stuck behind his back or sumn, he’s got the sweetest laughter that would make even Macaque soften around him and be like “aww that’s cute.” He would ofc never say that to anyone but like he’d be thinking it yknow.

Wukong on the other hand would 100%, to Nezhas face be like “aww your so cute getting all giggly just from this feather swishing o’ so gently over your ticklish little tummy huh?” With a big grin on his face since he knows for a fact that it gets to Nezha and bad.

Nezhas belly button being a bad spot for him is so cute as well, Wukong if he’s feeling ansty will use Nezhas ribbon sash thing (it has a name but I forget it) to tie Nezhas hands behind his back in a neat little bow and straddle his legs as he just softly kneads into Nezhas sides watching the prince squirm around and lose his mind in sweet giggles.

Hehhehe I got a lil crazy with the idea ranting there, sorry if that flustered anyone. I hope it did since that would be funny.

TALK TO ME ABT LEE!NEZHA AND LEE!MACAQUE ILL ACTUALLY GO FERAL AND RANT SO MUCH ABOUT IT LOL

[butchdyketoy]

saw one of my realllly old friends (homoerotic) for the first time in AWHILE the other day… the last they had seen and heard i was a hyperfemme goth bimbo. with them being a t4t transmasc dyke i knew they’d get a kick out of me turning out the same way, but i severely underestimated their reaction.

what i thought would be a friendly catch up with the potential for some underlying sexual tension turned out to be so much more faggy than i’d let myself hope for. they’ve always been shorter than me with less muscle mass, and we’ve always challenged each other about it, but i didn’t realize they knew exactly what they were doing when they started going on and on about how i probably wasn’t even strong enough to carry their body weight, and that i got away with shit because of my height. this of course, pushed my temper in the exact way they wanted, as i ended up throwing them over my shoulder to prove myself and shut them up.

i might’ve proved myself but it did the opposite of shutting them up, because the second i caught them off guard and lifted them off the ground, i heard a grunt-like whine escape from their lips. having started t just a couple weeks ago, i was instantly turned on and panicked- not wanting to risk the hard floor in case of injury, i instinctively tossed them onto my bed, meeting their eyes on accident but realizing… i wasn’t the only one at least slightly affected.

after that it’s a bit of blur, but the way they ended up flipping our dynamic to have me underneath them, my boxers soaked through while their clothed hips met my own, purposefully making sure there wasn’t enough friction for me to successfully get myself off while they wrapped their hand around my throat and fucked my mouth with their tongue? that’s clear as fucking day. i can’t remember the last time someone had me whiny and desperate like that, genuinely unable to control what was coming out of my mouth or how loud i was being. they teased my dripping cunt over my boxers for at least an hour, stopping every now and then to slap my tdick or my ass, while they leant down to my ear and whispered things like “gonna have the most filthy fucking boy dyke sex with you now that you finally know what you’re meant for” and “yeah you just wanna be filled up by my butch cock don’t you? want me to turn you into a depraved t4t slut by pumping your boycunt full of another fag’s cock?”

by the end of it, they made me cum 4 times, once just by abusing my nipples, they sucked my tdick for the first time, they shoved 4 of their fingers inside of me, they made me answer a call and order us food while their head was in between my thighs, and then they made me fuck myself open while they watched. they wouldn’t give me their cock yet, because they “needed to make sure i had a reason to hit them up again” and that they “knew i secretly liked being left a mess and teased with the promise of something i can’t have yet” … they also folded all of my laundry while i finished an assignment and gave me a massage.

fuck.

[bandomgay]

God idk if I'll be able to make one of those big posts everyone makes after their shows cause unfortunately as usual even though I was happy and excited and my entire life is like literally changed I'm still prone to dissociation in even low stress situations so unfortunately I don't remember a lot but there is moments I wanna talk about that I do remember

I don't remember what song it was but he did this extremely cute thing during one song where he held his face with his right hand over his ear and in his hair and it was SOOOO adorable literally god he's so fucking cute

During the view from the afternoon there was a literal jamex moment they both basically did like kung. Fu?😭😭 stances at eachother and they both like skipped back and did this dramatic stance and OH MY GODDD Jamie was REALLY feeling pretty vistors like even Alex was REALLLLY into it IT WAS AMAZING

He kept calling us amazing and beautiful crowd we were so FUCKING LOUD like for instance during the encore waiting part we started banging on ALL OF THE SEATS AND I MEAN EVERYONE STOMPING AND HITTING THE SEATS IT WAS SUCH A HIVE MIND MOMENT

There was these 3 guys talking about how they wanted to see mirrorball every song behind me ,😭😭😭 and literally HOLLERED when she finally came down and they were so mad she didn't come down during there'd better be a mirrorball and when she went back up they all started BOOING the guys kept saying "OH GOD HES RIGHT THERE HES LITERALLY RIGHT THERE GOD THAT'S THE LITTLE GUY HIMSELF GOD HES SMALL I JUST WANNA BE ON STAGE WITH HIM ONCE GOD" I was SMILING SO BAD LITERALLY ONE OF US

There was a girl literally sobbing so hard she couldn't speak or walk and her friend and mother were just talking pictures of her red faced and wheezing saying "SMILEEEE" I DIED 💀💀💀💀💀

One person was like "he's literally just saying shit man" THE TONE WAS SO FUNNYYYT

He made a weird ass noise that maybe was like him sighing but honestly it kinda sounded like a whimper and everyone copied the noise right after 😭😭😭

"mr Matthew j helders the third on tha D R U M S and in the spirit of introductions heres a song about a girl I made UP"

He KEPT doing the hair stim literally for me okay

Things I got:

:)

[dragon-cookies]

Gonna finish off this series with episode 8 and then go binge watch Bluey while I paint my walls today

Alastor distorting video feeds like a cryptid that can't be captured on camera is one of the most interesting things about him tbh

I still really, realllly feel like an all-out war with Heaven should be like, a giant show finale and not the end to the first season. Where do we go from here?? We already know God doesn't exist in this universe, so what other lore is even left to be explored?

Once again Charlie giving some big heartfelt speech really doesn't feel earned when we've barely spent any time with these characters

Hate to keep beating a dead horse here but Alastor when did you start caring about the hotel and its residents

He's a good dad to Nifty though, 10/10

"You have always been a worthy opponent" Pentious we didn't see you fight Cherri Bomb once in the show

Oh fuck off this More Than Anything reprise is really good

THEY FINALLY KISSED FUCKING HELL

And ofc they had to immediately follow it up with Adam lmao. Not even Alex Brightman can save this character

"That's how they can kill us? With our OWN weapons?" HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS. WHY WAS THIS TREATED LIKE SOME BIG MYSTERY.

It's so fucking wild to me that we're seeing angels get slaughtered by the dozens and yet we're expected to believe no other demons have ever fought back against them until now??

FUCK HIM UP ALASTOR- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY VOX???

Al's voice in this part??? Hello????????

Charlie why are you apologizing to the angels who are literally trying to slaughter your friends and family

jfc why did those two kiss, how does this show have zero idea how to write romance

oh he's fucking dead lmao

DAMN RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING BIG DRAGON BOYS, I'm GAME though Charlie why didn't you do this at the start on the battle

SHIT NO DON'T HURT THE DREG BOYS

FUCK HIM UP CHARLIE.

Vaggie should've taken Lute's eye tbh

Oh yeah you'd think Lucifer would've been here sooner considering the angels are attacking his kingdom but here we are

Honestly I think Charlie should've been the one to defeat Adam. He was fucking awful to her from the start.

NIFTY GOT HIM LMAOOOOOO

Lute why do you care about Adam?? He was awful to you too???

Also what happened to Alastor?? Is he good??

Also kind of wild we're dedicating an entire song to Pentious but his actual death was played off like a joke

Ohh fuck we're gonna demonize Lilith for being a less-than-perfect parent but completely ignore Lucifer doing the same thing aren't we. This happened in Helluva Boss and I can see it happening again

I love how literally no one gives a shit that Alastor's gone lmao

Oh wait there he is

Ooh so he definitely made a deal with someone, very interesting

HE'S AN ANGEL OH MY GOD

Also Lilith??? Is in Heaven???? What??????

Honestly nothing I can say hasn't already been said about this show and finale. Kinda stupid Al literally got hit once and then just fucking dipped until the end, like good job man way to show you cared. BUT ITS OVER AND I'M FREE. I'm gonna go paint my walls and sew some stuff

[bcolfanfic]

please talk more about gale helping tbi john

in my noggin its something that's in a way dormant for a while. he has his lil breakdown in the stalag and everyone is worried about him. but even outside of his head taking a couple too many physical hits, its a war, he's been through some shit and they're in a POW camp do it doesn't really raise the amount of red flags that it would in any other setting.

but then the war is over and something still just seems. Off in a way that doesn't seem like its just POW brain fuckery. gale can see it in his eyes when he's talking to him that he's having a hard time focusing. he complains about his head hurting more now that he *can* complain more freely. but he goes back home to wisconsin to his folks and gale doesn't really hear much from him (sorry i know its a cop out lmao but in this mollie lalaland im saying gale called the wedding off for you don't understand me anymore </3 reasons).

till john's sister calls him (: is all sniffly and teary telling gale she doesn't know *what* the war did to her brother but it's not good, it's concerning their family and other folks they know, and she's scared they're gonna send him away. (i looked it up and there were a few military hospital rehab hospital programs after the war, but they were very limited and tbh john would hate that too). called him because he knew him and gale were close, maybe seeing him might help? if he's not too busy?

which ofc he's not. goes to wisconsin immediately. a talks to his ma who said the doctor said he clearly has some sort of head trauma but they don't really know much else. and she doesn't *want* to send him away herself but. their little town is talking and she's scared something will Happen and force her hand in it.

poor john. he isn't completely gone but just. isn't doing good. headaches got worse, which makes everything else 100x worse because of how frustrating that is in itself. gets angry when he gets panicked, gets frustrated when the Words won't Word right. feels like a failure in a lot of ways. it does his heart good to see gale again too but he doesn't wanna stomp all over his life. can't mess up his perfect gale who deserved to be the first to run <3 gale who in his mind deserves a lot better than he does </3

but his loyalty to gale also means he realllly can't say no when he's begging him to let him help. finds him comforting, and a different kind of comforting than his mom and sister- which he really missed.

a whole lot of frustrated tears when gale pushes him a little, makes him read out loud a little more than he really wants to, makes him take more deep breaths than he feels like he has in him when he's frustrated. but it's all coming from a place of love ): john is gale's whole world ):

[zot3-flopped]

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the previous reddit post you posted doesn‘t shock me since in this clip that i linked it looks like she isn‘t singing that song and opens her mouth so she can hear when she should mouth along so nobody notices. And the „dancing“ one step forward, one step back. Wow that realllly is dancing on the highest level. So just to wrap it up. Doesn‘t sing every song live -one could watch videos from at home without having to pay. She dances horribly and the others outshine her- but you pay full price so shouldn‘t she be the main deal. Bad singing but isn‘t she a singer so just listen to the studio version if you want lyrics. Nothing special so just watch the tour movie. Also she doesn‘t care how hot or air restricting it is and doesn‘t care for her fans- so why put your health at risk for something mediocre. Go to another concert where at least one of those things can be met with a beyond „okay“ check mark. coldplay- amazing voice and stage production from every member

theweeknd- amazing voice and good stage production from the man himself as well

stevie nicks- good old hits with good lyrics and somebody who cares for the fans

harry styles- amazing presence with live vocals and more interactive bits that show care

…there are many more examples like billie, ari or olivia. So as somebody whose cousin went to the eras tour…don‘t be stupid and use the money and time for something else, you can always watch a livestream if you so desperately want to see a mediocre singer dancer and performer like taylor

100%. My cousin had a choice between an Eras ticket for Wembley and a week in a nice hotel in Kefalonia. Both cost the same! Thank goodness she picked the vacation.

[silliland]

Haiii!! Im M! This is a blog where I can be a whore for fun!!

I will send nudes and videos of me getting fucked if you would like,just ask!

Im submissive and want to serve all men. I want to be used and claimed and disrespected.

im a pretty smart girl, but I love being reminded that i am stupid because I am a girl lolzz

Most people say im pretty, but im scared of phblicly posting my face incase this account gets leaked cus that would be realllly embarrassing.. If you want to see or jerk off to my face just ask tho!!

If you want my snapchat or instagram feel free to ask, but i want to get to know you first.

Im 5’6, weigh 110lbs and im blonde :3

Kinks:

Bimbofication

Degrading me :3

Getting hit or slapped or having a g!n or kn!fe to my head

Gangbangs

Lowk daddy stuff but too much makes me a little uncomfortable

Sugar daddies 💕💕

Just generally being treated like a whore!! I will try to accommodate your kinks as best I can because that is my job lollzz

Ok love u guys please send me yucky messages and asks

[lucatielsgirlfriend]

good morning. i mean afternoon <3

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

21. obsession from childhood?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

32. top five favorite vines?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

56. favorite tradition?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

66. favorite flower(s)?

72. worst subject?

82. pc or console?

88. your greatest wish?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

94. favorite season?

96. desktop background?

and i have to ask this one ^-^ 98. favorite historical era?

omg you love me and you want to know everythig about me ^-^

5. bottles is easiest, but a crisp glass soda feels so nice!

6. out of those the styles that i think look best on me are boho and sportswear :) i like goth but im not really in the culture

7. headphones. i found this really nice compact travel set so im not totally unaware when i wesr them out!

8. tricky. I do love movies, but tv shows are easier to digest for me so i watch those more

9. um. probably when water hits the hot ground. rain or otherwise. like waterguns. bbqs are also really nice :>

10. i was a fat kid so not many. i really enjoyed badminton and tennis and also rounders or baseball

15. i remember liking Kensuke's Kingdom for a book report but idk if holds up... I also enjoyed when we analysed poetry in our final year ^^

17. um i have three pairs of slip on sketchers so those. theyre easy and shoes r expensive :p

18. heavy summer rain 🤤 thunder or not

19. i roll around a lott in my sleep, so i wake up in all sorts of positions. its usually easiest to get to sleep on my side tho.

21. i was a pokemon kid. show, cards, games and merch. always on that damn ds

26. i kinda hate the heat, so chilling in front of a fan with a sippy drink and music is sooo good. i liked the beach when I last went though!

27. stupid-cold bonfire nights are realllly nice. my birthdays right around guy fawkes so lots of nice memories there. im also more active in winter because it gets darker faster and i dont sweat as much.

28. five... umm: 'Laughing Gas - The Fratellis'; 'Override (A) - Area 11'; 'Knees Deep - The Beths'; 'To Be Better - Miracle of Sound'; 'Moment of Forever - Willie Nelson'. ^-^;

32. umm idk i was never really on vine... literally none come to mind sorrry

46. naked for sure especially in summer. t-shirt and bottoms on the coldest nights. ^-^

56. tradition... not sure I have any anymore. when i was a teenager we used to go to the lake and follow a river and have a shitty bbq by the side with a bluetooth speaker. and everyone would jump in the water and I never would hehe

64. YouTube. I yearn for the old days of YouTube... I was just becoming sentient when youtube was coming around so i was on it a lot

66. tulips! esp orange ones :>

72. maths. numbers hard.

82. PC all the way from my shitty laptops to here. i love my compuper

88. umm many. to be a girl. to be able to be social without anxiety attacks. to be able to afford things. to not be scared of intimacy. for my pets and family and friends to live forever and always be happy. many many wishes.

92. lamps. i hate overheads especially white ones.

94. Autumn. idk I like the colours. and there's usually a lot more happening around then. halloween and birthdays and getting cooler.

96. usually a game still. or art from a steam trading card or smthn. right now it's a boss from Slay the Spire :)

98. I dont know a lot about history as I should. but I'm interested in gold rush/ westward expanse era stuff, what little I know of it. I should learn more history... Idk sometimes ot just doesnt go in, and I have fuck awful recall ^-^;

[aonehattown]

“Cause shade never made anybody less gay”

I was a pretty casual Taylor Swift fan for a long time. I could name a couple of albums and had a handful of songs I really liked. When I saw the Lover body suit from the Eras tour it completely rewired my brain. I knew I *needed* to wear it. It helps that I’m friends with some hardcore swifties (hi Riza & Ronnie) who helped me get realllly into the fandom.

I had some big life accomplishments in 2023 so my reward to myself was commissioning this. It was a blast to wear at Katsucon. And while there’s some padding going on here it was scary and exciting to wear a costume that shows off my body like this.

I met so many nice swifties at the convention. I handed out friendship bracelets which seemed to be a big hit. There were a couple rude comments (most notably from a boomer who was very confused about the cosplay convention). But overall it was a wildly affirming day. And I’m gonna treasure the memories of wearing this for the first time.

Now a just need another excuse to bust it out!