#like i'm not earthtooz but then i sit down and open my laptop and suddenly i'm this person named earth

[earthtooz]

Really glad that you liked my joke, honestly I contemplated adding it to the ask for a couple of minutes, (I’ll make sure to send more whenever I think of one) also I thought I was on to something with the British English, like I had a Conan edagawa moment when I noticed it in the way you write.

HAHAH yes yes, even if i hadn't grown up just writing in british english, i can confidently say that it just looks prettier over the us version too. centre, colour, favourite >>> center, color, favorite, like c'mon...

but i did love the joke, i love all references to me being an actual globe, they truly humour me to no end.