#like i know his radiancy wouldn't turn kip's aunt into a table
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Every time someone disrespects Kip in front of his radiancy my brain starts gibbering, "the last person who did this got turned into a table! A table!!!! Do you not know about the table?!?! Oh my god they don't know about the table" and this is absolutely as Victoria Goddard intended
#the hands of the emperor#the lays of the hearthfire#like i know his radiancy wouldn't turn kip's aunt into a table#but that like. happened. in this very city even#HOW does ANYONE not KNOW about that holy shit#if the lord god emperor of the whole entire world turned somebody into a table for insulting my cousin id never fucking shut up about it#what the fuck#goingspare rambles#goingspare reads#nine worlds
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