#like honey i got bitten by three dozen flying snakes. can u tell

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i love getting knocked out in the mines or skull caverns in sdv and coming home and my spouse is just completely normal about it. “i think i’m gonna turn in for the night, love you dear” shane honey i nearly bled out on harvey’s floor during an emergency procedure to treat dozens of third degree burns i got all over my body from from multiple fire breathing dinosaurs and then dragged myself home coughing up blood and wrapped up in enough bandages to look like a mummy. babe please