#like he did w/ kaede except...

[plaindangan]

Who from the V3 class has the best twerking skills? Perhaps we should have the resident detective ‘investigate’?

Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!

When Shuichi was asked to judge a competition for the girls, he expected something typical like baking or singing or just anywhere near the realms of your average test of skill between friends...

Still, Shuichi couldn't back down at this point. So he plopped his own fat booty at the chair to get the show on the road!~ So what were the results of this?

Well, the eight didn't make things easy. Himiko (in a red leotard and fishnets that exposed 3/4 of her own bottom) was a strong starter. Tired as she was, she tried incorporating her new 'spell' into the mix - mainly giving a slow, yet rhythmic shake that Shuichi could swore was putting him in a trance. So much so that, by the time Himiko was done, it took Shuichi a moment or two to come back to his senses.

For Tsumugi, she was nervous about this from beginning to end. Yet, even she had a nice trick up her sleeve to give her some appeal. Dressed as some blue-haired detective a certain JRPG, the blue pants that she wore absolutely hugged her jiggling rear and helped make it stick out in the sea of booty....okay. Well, that, and the fact it sort of ripped halfway through. Exposing the fact that not only was it made in a bit of a rush, Tsumugi apparently decided not to wear panties today!~

Concerning, Angie, who had opted to just wear her usual outfit sans the skirt and jacket, decided to incorporate a bit of her own homeland type of dance before twerking. A rather lewd one given how much it involved shaking her hips right in front of Shuichi, peeling off her own shell bra, right before delivering the main course of shaking her caramel booty!~

Maki was another one who was somewhat wary about this whole thing. But...the fact that it was Shuichi of all people doing the judging meant now was time to at least try to prove that she had just the right stuff as the other girls! In a red crop top and tight black shorts, Maki put all her aggression into clapping and shaking her fatty cheeks, even more so than what Shuichi ever would have expected.

While Tenko initially seemed to scowl and scoff at the very thought of twerking for a man...she made an exception for Shuichi. Blushing, Tenko's initially anxiousness of doing such a feat, quickly turned into excitement!~ Matching her blue sports bra was initially a pair of blue sweatpants...but as her bottom bounced with vigor, Shuichi saw how much they drooped and slipped - and he can very well see her black thong and firm cheeks underneath.

Kaede was next, the musician wearing a pink crop top and a shortened version of her usual skirt. Knowing exactly how to rile up the judge, huh?~ With each clap, with each wobble, with each jiggle, Shuichi was getting a peak of her pale bubble butt and lacy pink panties to go alongside with it. To help matter, she tended to glance at Shuichi's way with a cute wink!~ No doubt causing blood to rush both ways through Shuichi's body!~

Of course, Miu wasn't going to settle for holding herself back anymore!~ Pink pasties were the only thing covering her ample boobs, jean shorts that didn't even come close to covering most of her fat ass, and the added bonus that it didn't seem like she was wearing underwear. Truly the inventor at her sluttiest!~ She spent the entirely of her performance making lewd gestures and comments which, while normally would just get him flustered, when you add in how much she was shaking her behemoth bottoms, how much it visibly came together in an enticing mounds that had the detective, admittedly, salivating a bit.

At this point, he had a clear winner in mind...up until Kirumi took the stage. Compared to the others who were in relatively tight or revealing clothing, the maid seemed to have done the opposite in wearing a black coat and dress pants. What did she have planned?

Well, Kirumi startled most by carrying with her a large bottle of oil and slowly pouring it all over herself. From the jacket, to her hair and, yes, especially to her dress shirt that was underneath it. Removing the jacket, Shuichi felt his heart skip a beat as he saw just how much the liquid has made her shirt seeing through - showing off the woman's violet, lacy, bra.

Turning around, Kirumi began swaying her curvy hips about, her tight pants really emphasizing just how large her own rump was. It might not be the size of Miu or Kaede's, but it was still surprising to know what the maid was holding underneath that long skirt of hers. Slowly, Kirumi began stripping off her shirt, Shuichi getting a good look at her back, shiny and eye catch thanks to her oil. When she finally turned around, her hands were just underneath her sizable mounds. Because of how long she spent working with her oil, such boobs were now all glossed up and looking as desirable as before. But...this wasn't a boob shaking competition now was it.

With a seductive smile, Kirumi began slowly working down her pants, show off more and more of her head smashingly sexy thighs and royal purple panties underneath!~ Just as lacy as her bra...and just as sexy. To top it all off, she kicked off her pants, sending them hurtling right into the arms of Shuichi - who looked just as surprise from the move as did the other contestants.

Time for the main event!~ Kirumi sauntered up to Shuichi's desk, and turned around slowly once more. Bending over alluringly, she grabbed her oil bottle once more and sent more of it dripping down onto her body. Shuichi getting a closer eyeful as the liquid soaked her underwear to the bone, gave added emphasis to how appealing her curves were....and especially how the few droplets that made it past her back, now covered her bottom. As she felt the oil on its mark, Kirumi began her twerk session.

Bending over so that her ass was fully in the air, she shook her rump with surprisingly high energy that rivaled even Tenko's or Maki's. Clapping her meaty, juicy, pale cheeks, she ensured that Shuichi's world would be nothing but a blur of pleasure that he wouldn't want to take his eyes off of anytime soon!~ A performance worthy of such a dutiful comrade that the maid was!~

"....K-kirumi wins...." he called soon after the maid was done. Much to no one else's surprise, the stage filling with applause from several of the other participants who were impressed by Kirumi's work. Other sighed in disappointment but seemed to have accepted the ruling, if begrudgingly. Though the only truly grump was Miu. "F-fuckin' fat ass skank cheated...." she grumbled...but her own flushed face spoke of another story.

"Why, thank you so much, Shuichi!" Kirumi said, complete with a formal bow. Only she could pull off acting graceful while near naked. "For such a victory, how about I meet you later on at your place? I'd be happy to repeat such a performance for you. You...look as if you might need it, so to speak!~" she said, a small smile appearing on her face.

Hiding the strain in his pants quickly, the shy detective gave a nod of agreement. Yeah, that might not be such a bad idea after all!~

[77ngiez-archive]

basil and kiibo for the ask game

babil…:)

favorite thing about them the love he has for his friends and his photography themes! the way he takes photos of the things hes most afraid of losing.. augh..

least favorite thing about them not abt him as a person per se but i hate hate haaate yandere characterizations of him. shut up go away!!!

favorite line "these are all our memories together.. they’re a little sad now.. but we should be glad they happened" top 10 lines that break me

brOTP him and kim should be friends full stop

OTP SUNFLOWER CACTIFLOWER SUNKISSED. also i CAN like photobomb On Occasion but im verrryy picky abt it.

nOTP generally i dislike photobomb.. also i dont like kimsil. sir that is a gay man and a lesbian

random headcanon during the fight thing he pulled out sunny’s eye with his bare hands, as opposed to just cutting it with his garden shears like the majority of the fandom thinks he did (is this based off my kin mems? yes. shut up-)

unpopular opinion see the least favorite thing… also i wish people wouldn’t act like it was """creepy""" for him to have the idea to fake mari’s suicide. guy was clearly mentally ill from a young age + he was trying to protect sunny! stop trying to make him out to be a weirdo or a yandere or whatever

song i associate with them community gardens by the scary jokes (my friend recommended this song to me the other day and. yeah. babil song)

favorite picture of them i love how happy he looks here :]

kiibz

favorite thing about them i loove his intensity <3 love how invested he is in everything he tries

least favorite thing about them the "robophobic" thing bugs me because its clearly meant to be a homo/transphobic joke on sjws or whatever

favorite line "my status as a robot does not mean i am capable of performing superhuman feats! my vision is somewhat poor, and i only possess average physical strength and intelligence!" LOOK AT THIS FREAK /AFF

brOTP him and chihiro are fun! in my human kiibo au i hc them as stepsibs. also i like him and tenko or him and kaede

OTP SAIIBO. FULL STOP. kiinaga (is that their ship name?) is cute as well.

nOTP kiiruma… chiibo…

random headcanon worlds first autistic robot

unpopular opinion let him have hobbies and be weird and stop reducing his characterization to robot jokes.. this is an issue w the fandom in general but it’s especially prevalent towards v3 characters and kiibs is no exception. ALSO WRITE HIS NAME AS KIIBO AND NOT KEEBO YOU FUCKING COWARDS-

song i associate with them ik i already said this for chihiro but! digital/physical heart by vane :] and the disappearance of hatsune miku by

favorite picture of them

[clublzr]

𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐉𝐔𝐘𝐄𝐎𝐍  ⸻

CHARACTERS 𓈒  ࣪   ִ  cheon juyeon ( quinn ) & the other members of luzrclb

TIMESTAMP 𓈒  ࣪   ִ  january 21, 2022 [ hiraeth era ]

W/C 𓈒  ࣪   ִ  0.9K words

WARNINGS 𓈒  ࣪   ִ  swearing, juyeon’s mental health declining,  juyeon finally opens up to the group about his family matters, and hints of suicide and death.

Cheon Ju Yeon the mood maker of Luzrclb. The happy-go-lucky member who is always smiling and brightening the moods of everyone around him. The smiles and laughs he showed were something that warmed everyone’s heart. But besides one person. Himself. He never knew when he put this front on to make it seem like everything was OK but he just did.

Sure the smile on his face made people think everything was OK with him when deep down inside him, he knew it wasn’t. It hadn’t been since 2017. Though no one knew that besides himself. None of his groupmates, the CEO, nobody. He just kept it to himself. That's what he was taught. To keep it all in. And that's what he did. Ju Yeon’s heart pounded against his chest as he exited the stage behind his members. They had just finished their 2nd stage of the week.

Everyone cheered thankful for some time off before they had to perform again the next week. Well everyone except for Ju Yeon who zoned out halfway into the conversation between his members. Blake patted the boy on his back getting his attention. “Hyung I asked do you want to go get dinner with us?” Blake asked as Ju Yeon nodded and smiled though the smile didn't reach his eyes which was something Blake noticed.

The members themselves started, noticing something was wrong with the boy during the whole car ride to the restaurant. He was quiet and didn’t say a word. Something that usually wouldn’t happen. Ju Yeon wasn't the type of person to allow silence to linger too long. He was always joking around and poking fun at his members just to lighten the mood. But here he was sitting quietly, which had the members worried. Because this wasn't the Cheon Ju Yeon everyone knew.

Though Ju Yeon didn't seem to notice everyone’s worried looks. He was too worried thinking about the phone call he had received earlier in the week from his parents. The same parents he hadn't talked to in over a few months. Because whenever he talked to them, it seemed like his mental health, and overall health in general just declined, especially since they just called to yell at him. That’s all they ever did when they spoke to him was yell. There never was a normal conversation between them. 

And there never would be one. Sihyun nudged Ju Yeon getting attention asking if he was going to eat the chicken that sat une eaten on his plate. He shook his head as Sihyun ate the chicken happily which the other members frowned at him for which made him shrug his shoulders but continue eating. No other words were said by the others who ate in silence until it was time for them to head back home. The time they got back to the dorm it was around 9 going on 10. All of the boys were tired and just wanted to sleep but they couldn't not without figuring out what was wrong with their usual happy mood maker.

Everyone gathered in the living room. They all piled up on the couch with Kaede and Charlie who opted to sit on the floor. Blake stood at the front of the room with a worried expression on his face. “Ju Yeon Hyung are you ok?” He asked worried as Ju Yeon didn't say anything. Tears welled up in the boys eyes. Angry tears. Ju Yeon felt anger and yet pain all in one. He didn’t know what to say or do other than cry. Kaede hugged the boy and patted his back as the others gave him the space he needed. Ju Yeon tears slowed as he stared at the ground in embarrassment. He hadn’t meant to cry in front of the others.

It was all just to much for him. Though none of the boys were rushing him to explain himself. He just couldn’t keep what he had been holding back all these years. Holding everything wouldn’t do him any good. “I-i got a call from my parents.” He spoke as everyone got quiet. They all knew it was personal because never once did he ever mention his family. He never talked about them when families were brought up. He just kept quiet about the whole thing. “Me and them aren’t in speaking terms. And I don’t think we will ever be. Not after everything they put me and my brother through.” His words were shaky as if he would start crying again.

The tremble in his voice let the others know that this was a lot for him to talk about. “Hyung…you don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want too. We will understand.” Sihyun reassured him as he shook his head. Telling them that this is was he wanted. The boys nodded for him to continue. “They were demanding trying to force us to do and be something we didn’t want. It took a toll on me and my brother. But it hit my brother the hardest. He just couldn’t take it anymore. I blamed them for what happened to him which caused a falling out between us. And now every chance they get they belittle me. I-i-.” The tears started again as the members were quick to hug the boy. No one said anything and just let him cry.

None of them knew what it was like. They couldn’t even imagine. This would always be something Ju Yeon would often have to go through again and again. Because it would always be a burden of Ju Yeon’s.

[ahogechef]

"Ahhh...." She nods in understanding. Your god or goddess only appearing before you when you really need them, did make sense...

"Oh...! So you think that's why my meals had suddenly...?!" Before, Kaede's meals was just normal food she made for Chihiro; to not only give him more energy, but to actually make sure he was getting full meals in his stomach. She always put lots of love and effort into anything she made, but that day when Chihiro asked her to make a meal for him to help defeat Naoki... that dish, she put every bit of her heart and soul in. From using a very expensive cut of meat, the best seasonings she had, with every part of the meal complimenting each other... she made absolute sure it would be a dish that would help give him a boost. But never did she think it would do so in the literal sense! To think her guardian deity secretly came to her aid at that very moment...

"Th... That's....w-wow.... I...when I was cooking that meal, the only thing running through my head was: 'Please, let this meal help Chihiro win... !' Because the way you first described Naoki to me... I could feel just how powerful he was, if even you struggled to win against him. You were counting on me to help you. Putting so much trust in me... I absolutely couldn't let you down. So...my guardian deity must have secretly heard my wishes and gave my meal the power boosts you needed, huh? Hehe... to think they were right by my side, to help me like that. I wish I could thank them..."

She gazes up at the sky for a moment. Until she could, she hopes her gratitude is heard, and felt by them. "I see.... aww, it's too bad the situation has to be severe to see them, but... I still hope to find out who my god or goddess is someday. Hopefully in a rare exception where there isn't any danger, though..."

"There could be. But it is up there-- Though, the god or goddess doesn't show up unless they need to. Or least, that's most of the cases... Like me and Aogami and Miyazu and Kohnsu." That's gotta be the reason, right? Your other half shows up when you desperately need them. Like how Aogami came to Chihiro's rescue when he first got teleported to Da'at.

"As for that stat boosts in your food-- It could be the work the one watching you., which explains the magic potential" That was most likely the case. Kaede was cooking was always exceptional from presentation to taste-- Whether it be just eating a meal or taking something for a snack into the netherworld. At first, the meals she had first given him never had those effects... But when Chihiro came to her to fight Naoki-- That's when it started.

Chihiro puts his hand under his chin, closing his eyes and thinking for a moment.... Quietly conversing and consulting with Aogami in his head.

"I think when your cooking started to have these effects is when your offered to help me fight Naoki! They might have been watching you since then..."

"It's been... a while too-- I guess they won't show up unless you're in real danger. Or at least at that's what Aogami is theorizing.."

[unv3iled]

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send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  / stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading (well, if he did have a tiny crush, it would’ve already faded long ago!)  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[strifesolution]

Wait now I wanna know what RT's favourite characters were 😭😭

I KNOWWWW RIIIIGHTTTTT ARHHGHHG i’ve thought about it a little bit and here are my predictions if he did play it blind

- loves the gentle giants (sakura/nekomaru/gonta) probably sakura in particular bc given his quarry playthrough he’s very “just get these kids out alive holy fuck” and she’s the most sensible/helpful to the cast’s overall survival. 

- would DIE for chiriho. i feel i don’t need to explain this one.

- sonia/gundham shipper, however unintentional. sorry kazuichi

- i think he’d catch onto fuyuhiko’s fake hater arc easily like “oh he’s just a guy he’s not actually scary c’mon guys” and enjoy his arc

- “I’m not, guys you’re not gonna actually make me read that, right??” - about every other line of miu’s dialogue 

- thinks kaede is best protag cuz she’s the only one who “got shit done.” but also def guesses her completely by accident early ch1 like “imagine if this is the game they finally do the “the killer is the POV character” thing that’d be wild guys.

- i’m gonna be bold here. rt’s godot simp arc, yeah? that’s kaito. he’d understand the saimota-ism he knows the rituals are intricate. dislikes maki tho.

okay what i know you were really asking: byakuya > ouma > komaeda. that’s his tierlist. though it’s a very low tierlist in comparison to the whole cast, i think the imposter would still be above regular byakuya. i LOOOOVE you nagito but RT would hate him with a burning passion (ESPECIALLY in english, i actually stand by the english dub of DR very strongly (except the anime LOL) i think some of the performances are fantastic (i would go as far to say English Fuyuhiko & Gundham > OG Japanese Voice) HOWEVERRRR Komaeda (and Ouma for that matter) are weaker in English because of how it effects their personality (Ouma sounds way more like an actual child w/ that intentional fake innocence/naivety in Japanese, and Komaeda’s voice is “softer” and genuine; don’t get me wrong i love bitchy sarcastic English Komaeda, but it takes away from the likability when he sounds that much more PURPOSEFULLY evil) 

sorry i just ended up talking about danganronpa voice acting um. yes. your thoughts?

[ibuki-loves-you]

DRV3 Girls with an S/O who's like Mikan

Warnings: Mikan's personality/actions

Mod Ibuki: JSISJDOSJD OF COURSE YOU CAN!! Thank you so much! I'm so happy it was a comfort for you! I know I must sound like a broken record but thank you so much for the compliments!

Kaede:

Kaede thinks you are "an angel sent from heaven"

She adores you

But like the others she doesn't favor how you are willing to please anyone

"S/O! Get on all fours and bark like a dog or else!" "O-Okay!" "S/O doesn't have to do anything! So why don't you take your request and stick it!"

Kaede doesn't mess around when it comes to you

Like if someone ever bothered you she'd smash their head over her piano no hesitation

The one time you offered to take your clothes off for her, she was very upset

"S/O...? Why would you offer to do that? I don't want you to take your clothes off just to please me. That's not how a relationship works! I love you for you! Not your body! Though it is beautiful!"

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd be even more upset than when you offered to take your clothes off

"I-I'm s-sorry!! I d-didn't mean to hurt y-your f-feelings!" "You didn't hurt my feelings at all, S/O! I promise! I love you far to much to be angry at you, okay?"

Kaede gets a little overbearing sometimes, but it's only because she worries and wants to make sure you are alright

Miu:

Okay, at first, Miu used your gullibility

She thought it was funny how you would offer to please her

But after you started doing the same for Kokichi, she got a little upset

"Hey, asshole!! Leave her alone!!"

She realized after that there was a problem with what you were doing and that it wasn't something she should make fun of

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she would laugh a little at first, but she definitely helped you

She wouldn't leave you hanging

If you fell in a suggestive position she'd get start screaming and kinda just, throw herself on you

Not in a sexual way, more like she panicked and tried covering you up

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd get a little annoyed

With herself and the situation

"Babe, I'm not mad. I'm pissed at Kokichi because he was bein' a little shit again. Are you bein' a little shit? No, you aren't! So you shouldn't act like you did something wrong when you know you didn't."

Miu may have laughed at first, but she really does love you

Maki:

Maki got annoyed at first

She thought you were weak

But when Kaito brought you to training as a method to try and break you out of your shell, she went into protective mode

No one even glanced in your direction because she was always there

If someone ever made fun of you, they might actually die

"S/O! I always wanted a dog! Can you show me what one looks like?" "Alr-" "Do you want to die, asshole?"

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she'd act annoyed, but she'd be worried

She would take your hands and help you up while asking if you were alright

If you fell in a suggestive position, you'd see a slight blush on her face as she tried to help you

Anyone who looked would get glared at

You thought Maki was mad at you after you fell because she seemed angry

"No, I'm just a little worried. I'm not mad that you fell. Everyone falls once in a while. It was an accident. Why would I get mad at you over an accident? That's stupid."

Maki may be stoic, but you definitely broke down her walls

She loves you so much because of that

Kirumi:

Kirumi immediately went into mother mode

She doesn't let anything happen to you

On the rare occasion someone made fun of you, she'd make them feel so guilty

"You know, that is very rude of you. I don't understand why you'd say such things. As a result, I suggest you keep to yourself and mind your own."

If you ever took a fall in front of her, her reflexes are very fast

She's sees it happening I swear

So more often than not she catches you, but if she doesn't she immediately picks you back up and covers you if need be

Once, you offered to take your clothes off for Kirumi because you thought she was bothered by you

"Dear! Don't do that! I do not want you to take your clothes off just for the sake of entertaining me. You're body is far too beautiful to be used like that! Only show it to me if you want to, not because you feel obligated."

Because of that conversation, you thought she was mad at you

"Dove, I promise, I am not angry in the slightest. I am just, scared. I am scared others will use you and I don't want that. So let's try and work on this together, okay?"

You are literally Kirumi's world <3

Angie:

Atua told Angie that she must befriend you

So she listened, of course

"Hiya! Atua says Angie should be friends with you, so Angie will oblige! So, what do you say?" "O-Only if y-you want..." "Of course I want to!"

If someone ever made fun of you, she'd get very mad

"I'll use your blood as a sacrifice to Atua... Don't say another thing to them."

Yeah...terrifying

If you ever fell in front of her, she'd immediately pick you back up and pull you into her chest

If it was a suggestive position you fell in, she'd do the same exact thing except she'd cover you up if need be

"It's okay, my love. Don't cry, it's okay."

If you ever thought she was mad at you, she'd be a little confused

"Why would I be angry? I have no reason to be! So, I promise you, I am not angry with you. Why don't we cuddle for a bit, yes?"

Angie thinks you're precious and just wants to hold you all the time

Tenko:

PROTECTIVE MODE IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATED

Tenko immediately yelled at any male who came in a near vicinity to you

If someone ever made fun of you, they better pray to whatever god they believe in

Because she will throw them

"Don't you dare! If you say another thing to my S/O I'm gonna knock you out so hard! Degenerate!"

If you ever fell in front of her, she'd pick you up immediately

Like full-blown bridal style

If it was a suggestive position, she'd do the same thing with a blush

And if anyone said anything, she'd make a mental note to wreck their shit when you weren't around

When you offered to take your clothes off for Tenko, she freaked out

"S-S/O! Don't do that! No, no, no! Beauty like that should not be shown so easily! Especially if it's just for pleasing someone!"

If you ever thought Tenko was mad at you, she'd immediately shut that down

"I could never be mad at you! I'd never! You are far too adorable to get mad at! I love you!"

Tenko would kick anyone's ass if it made you happy, trust me :)

Tsumugi:

Tsumugi was worried for your safety

She thought you would get the same treatment Gonta got from Kokichi

If you did, she'd try her best to keep them away

"Hey! Leave S/O alone! They did nothing wrong!"

She's not very intimidating but she tries

If you ever took a fall in front of her, she'd do her absolute best to help you back up as quick as possible

If you tore a bit of your clothes from the fall, she'd fix it for you as soon as she saw it!

When you offered to take your clothes off for her, she got very confused

"W-What!? Why would you offer that so easily!? S/O, you have the perfect body people could only dream of having. Please, only show it to those who you know are worthy of seeing it!"

If you ever thought she was angry at you, she'd immediately disagree

"No, S/O! I'm not! I'm not mad at all! Kokichi was just getting on my nerves today. Nothing new! You did nothing wrong!"

Even though Tsumugi is a little shy, she'd try her best to protect you

Himiko:

Himiko thought you were kinda cute

She found your shyness to be very adorable

But when someone bothered you, oh boy

"I'll cast a spell on you that'll turn you into a pig! Maybe you should practice your oinks to prepare!"

If you ever fell in front of her, she can't really catch you because she's tiny, but she'd help you up

"I'm sorry that my magic couldn't help you. My mana is a little low..."

If it was a suggestive position you fell in, she'd screech and cover you up while covering her eyes

Speaking of screeching, if you ever offered to take your clothes off for her, she'd start screeching again

"No! That's n-not what I want at all! Don't offer to do that! It's not right! Y-You're body is the most beautiful thing ever! S-So, don't show it to m-me if you don't r-really want to!"

If you ever thought Himiko was mad at you, she'd freak out

"N-Never! I am not mad, S/O! Pinky promise? My pinky is magical, so you know it's real!"

Himiko will use her magic to protect you, don't worry

[charlotteswriting]

May I please have Toko, Syo, Yasuhiro and Byakuya reacting to their s/o accidentally confessing their love? Please and thank you! :-D

YES! I absolutely adore this idea!!

-Mod Kaede

Toko Fukawa

It started just like any other when you met with Toko at the cafeteria

But it didn’t take you long to notice the cut on her face

The look on your face scared her. “W-what’s with that l-look? Do I d-disgust you? Do you want m-me to get out or something?!” She asked aggressively.

“No, it’s not. Toko, you got a cut on your face!” You point at the little wound

“That? It was a l-little accident, Y-Y/n, nothing to worry about...”

But it didn’t stop you from freaking out.

You grabbed her sleeve and dragged her to the nurse’s room and started treating her there

“W-what are you? My m-mom or something?!” She practically screamed at you for being caring.

“No, but I love you, which is why I don’t want you to get hurt. So please be more careful.”

She thought she didn’t catch what you said. What was that? Don’t you hate her?

“Is this a joke?” Toko asked, blushing

“Hmm? What is a joke?”

“Y-you said you love me, are you messing with me?!” She said excitedly yet angrily.

“Uhhh, did I say that? Hahah, sorry. But that wasn’t a joke.”

And she’s dead

Because she quite,, likes you too,, 👉🏼👈🏼

Genocider Syo

Syo was surprised at first

Because unlike other people around her, you didn’t seem to be scared of this nature of hers

And she even had you spend your free time around her, too

So after a while, she found herself loving your company

I mean, having someone to listen all of her stories was something she always wanted.

And you were someone easy to talk to.

You didn’t judge her and you were hyped up about everything she said

So she became quite attached to you

“Syo!” You called while waving

“Gee, you’re late.” She told you as you arrived.

“I’m sorry, ahahah”

“What took you so long anyway?” She raised an eyebrow as she looked at you and asked

“Oh! Uh, I got you some flowers!” You said excitedly as you hand her the bouquet

“Huh?! Why would you even get me this? Could it be... That you like me?” She asked sticking her tongue out

But what she didn’t except was you to nod immediately when she said that

“That’s true. I got this because I like you-” You stopped as soon as you realised what you just said

“Oops, words slipped out of-” You were about to apologize before she took your hand in hers

“No, no taking back now, adorable. We’re going on a date, come on!” She cheered crazily before she started running with you

Syo, this WAS a date already

Yasuhiro Hagakure

You were talking to Hina before Hiro made his way to you guys

“Y/n! There you are!” He greets you with a smile, “I’ve been looking out for you for a while now! I wanted to thank you for buying me a new crystal ball.”

Oh. You did that, right. And he seemed really happy since Leon broke the previous one-

“Oh, don’t mention it. I’m glad you like it, haha,”

Hina looked at you as you blushed and nervously sweated at the same time.

She was like, COME ON

She was the only one who knew about your feelings for the fortune teller

But you didn’t make any progress until now, so she was kind of bored.

She wanted her ship to sail

“Hey, Hiro, since you got a new one now, why don’t you look Y/n’s love life? They’ve been single for ages now!” Hina eagerly said and you looked at her like, 🧎‍♀️🏌️‍♀️

“Yeah, I can do that,” Hiro thought for a moment, cooperating

“Great! So I’ll be off for a while, heheh” With that, Hina left. She was really enjoying this

“Let’s go, Y/n,” Hiro called as he began to leave, but you held her sleeve and stopped him

“No, we don’t need to do that since I only like you,” You muttered to yourself. But when you looked up, you saw him blushing

“Ahh,, y-you do?” Hiro was caught off guard “You do like me?”

Realising what you just said, you didn’t refuse it and you nodded.

He stood there like “A terrible decision, really” but that was because someone like you liked him. He was actually really happy

And it’s all thanks to Hina?? I guess???

Byakuya Togami

Jokes on you, he knew you liked him

He could tell it miles away, you were so obvious

But knowing him, he wouldn’t make a move and he would wait for confession

But instead of telling him your feelings, you tried to show your love through actions

Such as bringing him coffee, joining him when he reads books and giving him credits (Not as much as Toko tho-) or giving him space when he wanted No more Toko slander

But yeah,, you had a thing for him and you’d be so much more relieved if you confessed your feelings

Would he reject you? Uhh, he seemed to appreciate your company more than others

I mean, he didn’t point at the door and said “Leave” when you were hanging out with him

And he smiled few times?? But does that mean he wants you around?? You don’t know

It’s Byakuya, he’s hard to read, yk

Oh, while we are at reading...

You were in the library, sitting across Byakuya while looking at your book blankly

“What’s up with you. You’re awfully quiet today,” Byakuya said

“Oh? Sorry, I was so caught up with the book.” You make an excuse

“Don’t lie, your book is upside down and you aren’t reading”

“I’m sorry, I was thinking of how to express my feelings for you before they become a burden and I kinda got lost in thought.”

Ohohoh.

You said and sighed

Byakuya stared at you in awe.

And you stared at him back. “What?..”

Do you not realise what you just-

“Don’t be a fool, I already knew,” He said.

“Oh,, you knew? You knew what?” You asked in confusion

*Facepalm*

Y’know what, nvm

I had fun writing this, hahah

Requests are still open! -Mod Kaede

[dangankingdom]

Makoto, Keebo, and Shuichi with a s/o who uses humor to cope

TW// Ka/de's exec/tion, arguing, mentions of M/m, cursing,

Extra// hope you like this! i set this up in the Killing Game! Tell me if you want it changed Anon! And yes i can't do humor very well shush. Also my brain wasn't working so have a kinda long story for Shuichi and just headcanons for the two 💀 also please take care Anon, know that people care about you! <3

Original Ask -> Hii kinda random but could i please request a Makoto, Kiibo and Shuichi with a s/o who uses humor to cope with everything and is just always trying to make everyone laugh even at the worst times?

Masterlist

Makoto Naegi

This guy doesn't really mind, as long as you aren't trying to murder someone then that's alright

He honestly loves your jokes, he laughs at everyone of them

But when it gets serious he will tell you to tone it down for a bit, since the atmosphere is really heavy at the moment, of course you tone it down, but you still crack a few small jokes here and there making him sweat drop

"S-S/O can you uh, please tone your jokes a bit down?" He whispered, nearly dying because of Byakuya death staring at the two of you "hah! Who cares Naeggi? That richard bitch got nothing on us two anyway!" You yelled out loud, you know your ass was gonna get beat by Byakuya and Toko "What the, eff did you say?" Byakuya stands up from his seat, and started to walk to you "Shit run-" you grabbed Makoto and ran to save you two's lives "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED THAT S/O!" Makoto screamed out running up to your pace "Kyehahahha well sorry lucky babe but too late now!" You laughed, you were getting fucking scared since Genocide jack must've sensed that you cursed up a storm in the library where Byakuya lives in

Genocide jack found you two "WHAAAAAAT? YOU DAMN S/O MAKING MASTER ANGRRRY"

You two got beat up and Aoi and Yasuhiro has to heal you two up, was that worth it? It's a yes to you

Aoi and Yasuhiro laughed a bit at you for fucking with Byakuya, but they are safe since the door was closed and Genocide Jack tried to get in for like 6 minutes before giving up, that traumatized all of y'all, you all tried not to repeat what you did

K1-b0/Keebo

He may be able to learn more because of your humor or jokes im so sorry. he doesn't sometimes laugh but he's intrigued of your humor

He doesn't tell you anything unless someone tells him that you need to tone the jokes down or they'll tape your mouth-

You laugh around the trial, it was the trial and Kirumi was voted to be the culprit

"Kehahhah! Woooow Kirumom was the culprit all along! So how's the execution gonna end?? Is she gonna clean until she's tired?? That must hurt y'know!" You spoke really fast, which everyone was annoyed and looked at Keebo, he sighed "S/O can you tone it down for a bit? You are ruining the mood here S/O.." Keebo bluntly spoke, your heart shattering into pieces but you metaphoracally picked it up "Of course! Y'all can ask me later to make you laugh! It's my dream to make people laugh afterall" you giggle

"Affirmative S/O.." Keebo spoke once again, everyone agreeing except for Kirumi, screaming about not gonna die

That was traumatizing but atleast you weren't there to witness all of the disgusting stuff that happened.

Shuichi Saihara

Angie cant crack a joke im sorry

Honestly he thought you were being an idiot for cracking jokes all the time when you all are in a killing game for gods sake.

But when he interacts with you more he now understands that Humor is your way of coping in this life of yours, he felt guilty for not realizing that

After Kaede's Execution, everyone was traumatized. Seeing Kaede's death, and Rantaro as well. You on the other hand was cracking jokes to make yourself laugh and it seems to be working, but not everyone. The others were annoyed since, you all saw them get killed and you crack jokes??? It's not a good time and you know that. The others were disturbed at your cheerful state. Shuichi was crying, he saw his bestfriend get killed and you were just there trying to make everyone laugh. That set him off

"Y-Your so stupid S/O! Don't y-you see that Kaede died?? Try to i-inject that into your brain!" He snapped, this was a whole new level of Shuichi. That surprised you and the others as well "Hahahahehe.. Wow Shuichi, you should've told me first than snapping at me riiiiiiight Shuichi..?" You laughed at this current situation, this is already hopeless to you, why make it worse?

After everyone left including Shuichi, you were just there looking at all their dorm rooms "th.. this is despairful wouldn't you say? That's too bad for me." You walked to your dorm room and slept, not bothering to change your clothes

He grabbed your hand, tugging you lightly "Hey S/O.. sorry for snapping at you last night, i wasn't thinking and, well-" he tried to apologise to you but got cut off by you laughing with a bright smile across your face "Who says you apologise to lil ol' me? I should be the one to apologise y'know Shuhara?" Your face softened, likely showing that your really sorry for what you've done "A-ah S/O.. your too nice" he sweatdropped "yyyeeeeah sadly.."

after the eating you approached to Shuichi "Heeey detective Shuhara, bein quiet because you investigatin stuff?" You said before leaving him alone

You took his hat off and put it on your head "you should take this off y'know? You look more cool without it, though you can still wear it. I don't really mind."

After waking up to the morning announcement you finally fixed yourself before bursting out of the room laughing like this situation never existed in the first place, you saw the cafeteria being quiet, the atmosphere being heavy. You tried to lighten the mood up "Good mooooorning everyone! How is the food? Must be delicious since the ultimate Mom cooked them." You laughed "Good morning S/O! Yes food is good, Tojo-san made food to everyone." Im so sorry i cant do him Gonta greeted you. Well, it did lighten the mood up, props to you. The others greeted you other than Shuichi, it did make you guilty.

"W-well, i am gonna take this off now so i don't really mind anymore.."

He appreciates that you try to make the group laugh even at the worst times, he even laughs a bit at it, Kokichi and you try to make a joke battle

S/O you and Kokichi have been battling for 40 minutes now please give it up so we can spend time together.. " Shuichi mumbles at the last part but you heard it perfectly so you decided to end the battle "Fiiiiiiiiine, you win Koshi!" You held up a balled fist, but Kokichi knew it was a lie but he left you alone since he too, has a few jokes left

"There! Now he's gone we can cuddle now right??" You excitedly yelled, making Shuichi flustered "How d-did you know-" "i have my secrets." you actually don't but okay-

But you needed comfort so you were happy

[ahwait-no-yes]

so basically my friend told me today about her dream she had that involved a demon and of course my mind went “...SAIOU AU”

here’s our convo so it makes sense:

if I had the motivation i would DEFINITELY write a fic about this- the fluff/crack/angst potential is t h e r e

and as a bonus doodle,

story is under the cut (it’s long)

“I was gonna keep this in tags but hsdf;j” is what I originally wrote here until I started thinking about this more and sorta wrote the whole plot-

-> as ouma’s killing the other monster things he flirts with shuuichi while the poor demon has never been flirted with so he’s stood there all confused and ??? (his version of blushing would be like, the fire coming from his small horns gets bigger and brighter)

-> the one he summons ends up being like. kaede and they both just end up having to lecture shuuichi on why it is that he should not want to die so easily

-> eventually kokichi and kaede wanna give him a hug so they try to but shuuichi’s Extra Hot™ (from being a demon and also probably blushing) so they both immediately regret that choice but kokichi laughs and gives an obligatory pun about shuuichi being hot which only confuses him because ‘of course im hot?? im a demon??’ while kaede explains what ouma meant

-> imagine shuuichi crying (fire tears..) at the generosity of these two strangers who a) aren’t absolutely terrified of him, b) refuse to hurt him and c) actually *want* to help him and ouma actually inwardly understanding a little bc he’d never imagine someone actually wanting to be with himself either

-> saihara now wanting to know what it’s like to live as a human with ouma and akamatsu but being unable to find a way (except for maybe being undercover?) but promising he’ll bring ouma back to him (he’s aware of the whole aging phenomenon in the lil demon world so he wants to keep their time short) and ouma finding that now he has something to look forward to

-> the 👏 mutual 👏 pining 👏 that commences after they both have to leave each other (if kaede knows kokichi in the real world she’d definitely tease him a little knowing he has a crush- this is probably good potential for building oumaede friendship)

-> it takes a while before ouma and saihara can see eachother again because getting the two to escape without killing saihara exerted a lot of energy on him, but they do get to! about once a month to be safe, and they get to know stuff about eachother like which shops ouma likes to steal from and shuuichi’s really loud demon friend he once had (aka momota)

-> one day though saihara tells ouma that if he keeps doing this he’ll die of exhaustion (it takes a lot of energy from saihara to get ouma in and out of there) and ouma calling him an idiot but really being worried. saihara tells him not to worry about him even if something happens to him, and makes ouma go back to the real world

-> ouma doesn’t hear from him after that

-> he worries he might have been killed or saihara forgot about him and feels stupid for being so hopeful in something so childishly impossible and starts trying to forget about him

-> the real world is aware of demons cause people talk about them (and obvs you can tell when someone’s gone to their.. dimension thing because you can visibly see them age) so still denying that he’s curious and likes saihara still, ouma tries to go to libraries and do his own research on demons and ends up finding out that saihara specifically comes from a bloodline that makes him quite powerful if not for that he wouldnt want to take the risks that come with it and then lowkey gets excited again for saihara while still in ✨denial ✨

-> it’s been almost a year when saihara has enough energy (and more) to ensure that his new plan is successfully carried out and that ouma (and potentially 1 more..) gets back to the real world safely. he created this plan when he figured out how to exist in the real world- by sacrificing the thing he cares most about

-> so when ouma suddenly gets that off-feeling people get when they’re leaving the real world he feels very many emotions at once (giddily going ”ohh my god its not this it cant be this no way oh heck tthisis not happening not a chance”) until he sees the face he’s been waiting 4 months for again except this time it looks.. frighteningly cold

-> ouma’s instincts are screaming at him that something is very, very wrong here especially when he can’t hear any warmth when saihara says “Welcome back, Ouma. It’s your final time” and explains the whole ‘kill these monsters then kill me’ thing again

-> ouma’s confusion inevitably turns to annoyance as he kills the dudes (there appears to be a lot more than there was last time) and fires questions at saihara (‘is this saihara?’ ‘what happened to you??’ ‘do you even remember me?’) while saihara stays silent for the whole time thinking about how he really doesn’t want to be doing this. 

-> eventually ouma decides he was wrong (again) to have put his faith in a guy- a demon- he only met once a month.. even if said demon gave him something to look forward to

-> when he finally gets to saihara alone he internally notes that saihara cant look him in the eye, but he finally speaks to tell ouma that now either himself or ouma will now die (saihara knows this is for sake of the sacrifice, but he can’t let ouma know else it won’t work)

-> ouma refuses to fight him again, expecting saihara to snap back into the meek demon from a year and some months ago, but rather than that happening saihara actually says something like “if you won’t kill me, I’ll have to kill you” and swings at him

-> even if ouma was on his full guard, he still would’ve been surprised by how strong saihara actually could be when he tried to fight- and of course saihara can’t stop now that he’s started but ouma hears the hesitation when saihara asks “are you going to kill me yet?” and gets annoyed that the whole time he spent with him and even akamatsu meant nothing. saihara smiles sadly knowing he’s achieving his goal but ouma thinks he’s smiling at the thought of dying and gets somehow even more annoyed

-> during their whole fight, insert “I’m alone, Ouma, and I will always be” line from saihara, “No amount of talking can convince me otherwise, Ouma. I’m sorry it took so long, but it was foolish of you to trust a demon you met only once” or something and yes it hurts saihara too but ouma’s staying silent and before saihara can continue, ouma fires back with “You’re right- you are meant to be alone. You were always meant to be that kind of guy” and stops dodging to start finally attacking- this is when saihara knows he’s pretty much achieved his target: sacrificing ouma’s trust in him

-> just as ouma swipes at him, saihara’s lil spell thing is activated that takes saihara back to the real world, disguised so people don’t see him as a demon. but now ouma thinks he’s just killed saihara (I just attacked him. and he is gone. i dont know what that light was but i must have just killed him. oh my god im a murderer.”)

-> saihara hiding in the forest to do the lil spell thing again but on ouma (all the time he spent saving on energy was worth it) so ouma gets transported to the real world too and immediately runs to tell akamatsu everything that happened

-> saihara trying to find to blend in with humans from what he remembers of how they act but he doesnt need to particularly eat he just needs a heck ton of sleep so he basically just lives in the forest now. he’s very sensitive to water so he actively stays away from it too (it wont kill him but it does make him sick). he’s still feverishly warm but not scalding and he also decides to work at a store to fit in more

-> ouma regretting what he did to saihara even though saihara hurt him first and realising he misses him

-> saihara ends up accidentally bumping into him at the store he works at that ouma conveniently steals from a lot (”Ouma, you’d make a good demon” “Nishishi! What do you mean? I’m a perfect little angel!”) and saihara gasping when he notices ouma’s unforgettable purple hair and cute smile.

-> ouma finding something familiar about this awkward new staff with the cute face and deciding he’ll visit the shop more often to see this stranger and not because said stranger might help him get over his demon crush

-> then they get to know eachother again for the 2nd time, and as much as this guy is really cute, he clearly knows more than he’s letting on... so of course ouma’s gotta now pay even more attention to him. just so he knows what the guy’s hiding. not cause he wants to know him.

-> one day saihara is sick from trying to protect himself from the rain (cause yk, water bad) so he stays in the forest instead of coming in to focus his energy on getting better and also not blowing his cover. ouma notices he isnt there on that day and asks other staff members where he lives and they’re all like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

-> it rains quite a bit after that, inevitably making saihara even more sick and in turn needing time away to himself, so ouma starts getting worried when saihara stops coming to work

-> saihara really wants to see him though, so one day he tries to drag himself to work in a terrible state where he’s actually almost cold for once and collapses after trying to run to ouma. ouma sees him and tells his manager he cant work nd takes him home himself where saihara wakes up confused

-> ouma lecturing saihara because he worried him and the way he fell reminded him of.. someone (demon shuu).. then he asks vague questions to saihara about if he’s ever met a demon and half-confesses to having met one himself multiple times and ending up falling in love and then probably killing them

-> saihara, in his tired state, tells him his story of how he was raised to believe he had no purpose other than to meet someone who would kill him, eventually finding that person but instead of looking at him with fear or anger he looked at him with admiration and playfulness, how the guy meant to kill him refused to and flirted w him instead. ouma has probably clicked on by this point but saihara continues to tell him he wanted to protect that guy with the power he had so he took time away from his first ‘job’ to find out how to be with him. saihara is probably shaking at this point while he continues telling him about how he found out he had to sacrifice the most important thing to him, so he “went and had a terrible argument with him one day and i ran away. but i’ve never stopped looking for him since, he showed me that even a demon like me can fall in love” (there’s the ✨grand confession ✨)

-> ouma saw it coming from the moment saihara started speaking, but that didnt stop him from being utterly paralysed. of COURSE saihara has to say “When I said you’d make a good demon I really wasn’t lying. Your hand is so warm it could fool even me” which possibly makes ouma completely combust before absolutely bolting out the door and calling akamatsu to tell her to get to his house (”AKAMATSU-CHAN I’M GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T GET HERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THIS SECOND”)

-> while waiting for kaede, shuuichi explains that he needs to be Warm™ and immediately holds kokichi’s hold again, while the other’s having a gay panic.. and he doesnt know how to feel because on one hand, his beloved demon is.. right here, in the ‘flesh’, holding his hand, telling him he fell in love with him.. but on the other hand, that doesnt excuse the confusion and hurt he put him through back then, not being able to see him for a whole damn year.. 

-> ouma ignores all the feelings when akamatsu arrives where she’s brought water and blankets (just in case- i feel like shes the kind of friend who would do that) so saihara takes the blankets and ouma takes the water and she calms them both down and gets them to explain everything slowly and in their own time. its awkward esp for ouma who isnt particularly close with her, but they manage it in the end

-> they decide shuuichi literally cant live in the forest so of course now he has to live with ouma but akamatsu offers to help if it ever gets too much for ouma which obviously ouma denies. she leaves soon and its just them but ouma needs some time to himself to clear his head and he only returns late to see saihara asleep clinging onto akamatsu’s blanket with his life lmao so ouma sighs and brings him more. and if he kisses the sleeping demon’s forehead, nobody has to know

-> ofc its still very much awkward and it takes ouma getting used to having even just another presence in his home, let alone his sort-of-unofficial-demon-bf and saihara’s still sleeping a lot of the time but recovering

-> they probably establish their feelings for eachother properly when they’re more mentally prepared for it, and then 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 (they kiss) and are now actually legally boyfriends. i absolutely cannot let this end in angst so they’re happy and love eachother now yay the end

nngl. i talked about this with that same friend and I lowkey want to start writing an actual fic for it now that ive written... literally the entire plot, but if i do that it probably wont be out for a while bc i take 10 years to write lmao-- plus i hardly ever finish what i start so uh yeah.. but hopefully! im not even good at writing fic this is just the plot but yello

[plaindangan]

Putting makoto to the side because he has a harem, it’s kind of a mess how the main gals can be competitive with themselves! Kaede, chiaki, Chisa and ryoko somehow managed to get fired up upon proving their respective bfs (shu, hajime, munakata and yasuke) were the best and they were the best lover for them!.. and it ended up with a teasing competition (without warning the guys first)… who will win!

Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!

Let's see how it goes!~

Chiaki

Given how she's not quite well versed in the art of super teasing techniques, Chiaki decided to try it with what she does best: gaming!~

When Hajime came over for their regular gaming session he was both surprised, but not really complaining as he saw the gamer in a white t-shirt that exposed a deal of her cleavage and didn't reach down to her stomach. Doesn't help that her tiny pair of grey shorts showed off her soft, very large, thighs that Hajime had the pleasure of lay back on!~

However, what tipped the point was during halfway through their session when Chiaki suddenly sat her enormously plush ass ontop of Hajime's lap. "Ch-chiaki!? What are you doing!?"

"Getting a better way to focus as we play...nothing wrong with that~" she said. While her eyes were glued to her TV screen, her lower body seemed focused on something else. Rubbing and bouncing all over's Hajime's crotch, it didn't take long before Hajime's performance while playing started to dip and Chiaki could feel something poking her from behind. Much to her delight.

"Hey, hey? Do you want to 'support' me while go I solo for a bit?" From the unzipping of his pants, Chiaki gladly got her answer~ For the rest of the afternoon, Chiaki handled the joystick in her hands with expert care...as did Hajime as her plowed her to his heart's content and his own hands groped her enormous boobs with so much vigor.

Ryoko:

Ryoko's attempt was more straightforward - Appearing in nothing but the day she was born in Yasuke's office for him to see once and decide to love her completely....except... "Pleaaaaaaaaaase!!"

"No."

"Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseee!"

"No."

"Pretty please with...with...um...a cherry on my boobs too!" "That's not how the saying goes! I'm busy, Ryoko! You can't just barge in her and expect me to be willing to drop everything to-...hm?" His eyes widened slightly and cursed as he heard people talking outside. "Shit, Miaya and Chihiro are here!? Hide!" Quickly, he hid the redhead under his desk and welcomed in both of his compatriots.

For half an hour, the three discussed their future projects...though about halfway, they noticed Yasuke seemed somewhat more heavy in breath. Still, knowing how annoyed Yasuke can get, both decided to just leave him be.

Thus, both didn't see Ryoko giving the greatest titjob and blow job combo that she could!~ She was unmatched in such technique having boobs that could rival Junko and a tenacity that impressed even Mukuro in her sucking. Something that not even Yasuke wanted to stop, only moaning in absolutely bliss once his colleagues were gone. Ryoko may have bad timing, but he'd by lying if she doesn't make up for it in her own ways!~

Chisa:

You can't beat the classic!~ That's what went through Chisa's mind as she sweeped, mopped, vacuumed, dusted, cooked-

"Chisa!! I'm home!! Is everything all ri-!!! Ch-ch-chisa!!" the curvy housekeeper smiled almost innocently at Munakata.

-Betraying the fact she was in nothing but her signature apron that barely covered her massive milkers. Munakata's face grew flush as Chisa sauntered up to her man with confidence and kissed him on the lips.

"Now I would ask if you would like a bath, dinner or me...buuut!~" As her large chest pressed against the Chairman's thar innocent smile turned seductive.

"You'd choose me any time!~ Right, sweetie?!~" Munakata could only respond with another passionate kiss, bringing both himself and Chisa to the couch for an hour of 'de-stressing' from work!~

Kaede:

"That was a bit off Shuichi.."

"I-I'm sorry..." he said softly, cheeks flushed as he realized what was gonna happen again. He had came to Kaede's house for the usual piano lessons. However, he never expected to greet his lover by the piano...in nothing but a thing, see-through, pink nightgown that left nothing to the imagination.

The torment didn't end there of course!~ When he sat down, Kaede decided to up the ante by pressing her large pillows up against the detective's back. Every time he messed up, she would press into him further, and 'help' him play.

"That's fifth time you've gotten it wrong Shuichi!~ Are you...distracted by any chance?~" She said playfully, leaning into him more. Time to really hook this cute boy in!~

"Here...why don't you watch my hand play!~" Skillfully, Kaede began to use on her of her hands to recreate the light tune she wanted to teach the emo detective...all whilst her other hand didn't hesitate to unzip and stroke his fat cock!~

Two sounds of glorious music played that day: one from the piano. The other from an extremely satisfied lover!~

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As for the winner....well, truth be told, all four women were so caught up in their respective lovemaking that they kind of forgot about their little challenge for a bit. And when they finally did remember all collectively agreed to tie....

For now that is!~

[luxexhomines]

How would the V3 girls react to killing someone (accident, self defense or intentionally), but they didn’t know that they didn’t completely kill the person and their s/o killed them so the girls won’t be executed?

This was the oldest ask in my inbox, and I had actually started working on this request months ago, but I never actually finished it. I don’t feel able to really complete it, but I did do a short bit for Kaede and Maki. I’m just going to leave the request like this because I don’t think I’ll be able to finish the rest of the girls (and because my rules have changed since then to only have 3 characters and under). So here we are. 

I think I struggled a bit with this request, so it’s not really at the quality I wanted it to be, but I can only leave it like this, not having the energy to work on it more.

NDRV3 Girls x S/O who takes the fall for their kill

Kaede Akamatsu

When Kaede stumbled upon the scene of the crime with Shuichi and the others, she felt immense disgust and guilt. Not because she resented the killer–or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that she did, that she hated the killer with every mite of her being. She had failed to protect everyone again, and as the perpetrator of this murder, she could feel bile rising in her throat as she stared at the result of her crime. 

Putting a hand to her mouth, she took a step away from the crime scene. Then another. She knew she had to stay calm, stay strong–and she should hardly be surprised at this point after all the killings and even more so because this one was directly related to her. But maybe it was because this one was exactly her fault that she felt such intense contempt for the crime and grief when her eyes were met with the sight of the body.

“Are you okay?” Shuichi asked, looking at her anxiously. “I know it’s always a lot to take in…” 

Oh, yes, it was a lot to take in. But in a much different way than usual. Instead of casting her suspicion elsewhere, she could only blame herself. Giving in to the urge, she asked for a reprieve.

“Is it okay if I go out for a bit? I’m not feeling too well.” 

Shuichi nods and turns back to the body, but not before telling her to take care of herself. How ironic, asking the killer to take care. Kaede staggered out of the room, nausea swirling at her core. She didn’t think she could investigate this one. It was simply too painful. There seemed to be more blood than before–but she must have been imagining it; after all, she could barely stand to look at the scene.Kaede ends up sitting out the investigation, while just about everyone looked around, including yourself. The couple hours allotted for investigation flew by, and soon enough it was time for the trial. 

Only about ten minutes into the trial, Kaede’s already feeling sick. She can’t hide this from everyone. She has to let them know the truth. Even if it causes them to hate her, or ends in her own death–after all, it’s only what a criminal deserves for their crimes. Even though she had failed to protect the victim, she could at least do her part and protecting everyone else from an undeserving fate.

“Everyone,” she says softly. 

Surprised, each student turns to her in kind. She hadn’t been around in investigation and hadn’t spoken up till now either, both of which was extremely unusual. 

“What is it, Kaede?” Shuichi questioned. He was getting a feeling of dread in the pit of his stomach. 

“I have to tell you all the truth,” Kaede says, trying to bring up her courage. “The true perpetrator of this murder is-”

You interrupted. 

“Me.” You take a breath in and then let it go slowly. “It’s me.” 

Kaede turns toward you, clearly shocked and confused. 

“No, that’s not what I was going to say! It was me. Why would you say it was you?” 

You shake your head, offering her a bittersweet smile. 

“All I can say is that the nature of this crime isn’t what it seems.” 

She can only stutter, utterly bewildered. “B-But… I did it! I killed them. Why are you doing this?” she asks. “Please don’t make this any more difficult for me than it already is,” she pleads. 

Shuichi’s gaze flickers between the two of you. 

“Why don’t you both run an account of what you believe to have happened?” he suggests cautiously. 

Kaede volunteers to go first, and she recounts it exactly as she remembers it. She went to the game room, and there she got into a fight with the victim. In a rage, the victim flew at her with a billiards stick, and she parried, hitting the victim over the head and accidentally killing them. They collapsed and did not get up. 

You tell your story next, which is almost the same–only you stabbed them at the end, too. 

Kaede’s bewildered once again. 

“I didn’t see a stab wound…” she mumbles to herself. 

Shuichi confirms your version. 

“There was a stab wound. I’d have to say that Kaede’s version is missing that.” 

But then Kaede finally understands. 

“Wait! S/O, you’re not really the killer. You just stabbed the body to make it seem like you did it,” she remarks in an epiphany. It hurts to say because it suggests that you almost got punished instead, but she realizes it must be true.

Except that it’s not the truth. The truth, as always, is much, much crueler. 

You shake your head stoically. 

“I didn’t want to say it,” you state. “But I saw it all happen when I was hiding in the game room, and the victim was still breathing when I stabbed them, which means that I killed them.” 

Kaede’s breath stops short. 

“W-What do you mean they were still breathing? You mean they were still alive?” 

You nod. 

“Yes, they were still alive. Barely.” 

She couldn’t believe her ears for once. And, by the looks of the others, neither could they. 

“What, why? Why did you do it?” 

You laugh derisively. 

“Kaede… How could I just watch you accidentally kill someone and get sent off to your death? I couldn’t let you die here. I couldn’t let someone’s death be purposeless! I need you to live,” you reply. “We all need you to live.” 

She can’t think of a response to your words. Her mind is short-circuiting, going crazy. When she only offers silence in response, all everyone can do is vote quietly and conclude the trial. 

“Congratulations! You’re right, once again!” Monokuma says cheerfully. 

Everyone is watching you. Kaede manages to meet your gaze. 

“You shouldn’t have done it,” she whispers. “You should have let me take the fall for my crimes. It’s just wrong!” 

You give her a hug, her usually strong voice wobbling and her eyes watering. She feels unbearably small in your arms right now.

“I did what I needed to do,” you answer. “I couldn’t let you go like that. You didn’t even do it on purpose.” 

She sniffs. 

“I know, but I still did it. It’s my responsibility!” She lifts her head and escapes your embrace, turning to the bear sitting above, surveying the current situation with amusement. “Monokuma, can I take s/o’s place in the execution? You saw what happened. I’m the person who killed the victim.” 

He laughs. 

“Upupupupu! Usually, I’d allow it, but it’s way more interesting to have you stay around, and they’re still the one who finished off the victim. Rules are rules, so let’s just start the execution now!” 

Kaede grabs your hands. 

“No, you can’t! It’s too early, and I’m the one who committed that crime. Don’t!” 

But you were ripped from her grasp mercilessly, and she was forced to endure watching your execution, just as painful as the previous trials. You mercifully killed for her, but you wouldn’t be killed mercifully. 

Following your death, Kaede continues to lead the remaining group to escape. There was no way she’d let a death like yours happen ever again. There was just no way. 

Maki Harukawa

Maki had never planned on revealing her identity as the killer. 

At least, not until you stepped up to divert the attention from her and claimed to be the killer yourself. And, with a start, she realized that not revealing her crime would lead to your death either way. There’s no option but for her to tell everyone the truth, even if it meant that the entire purpose of her having killed someone would be forsaken, that the whole reason for their death would be null and void. 

“Stop right there,” she interjects as you’re in the middle of a sentence explaining how it was you who killed the victim.

Everyone looks at her questioningly, as do you. 

“What is it, Maki?” you ask. What could she possibly have to say at this stage of the trial, at the closing argument?

“Don’t cover for me,” she says bluntly. “I’m the true killer. There’s no way s/o could possibly have killed someone.” 

The trial room explodes into chaos with everyone trying to talk at the same time. Somehow, Shuichi manages to calm everyone down. How he did it with as quiet of a voice he has, no one knows, but he does it, and Maki is grateful for that. 

“Why are you only coming out with this information now, Maki? Why admit it now?”

You nod, crossing your arms across your chest. 

“Yeah. It looks more like you’re trying to cover for me,” you smile infuriatingly, and Maki grits her teeth. 

“You know the truth, s/o. Why are you doing this?” 

You shake your head, meeting her gaze across the trial room, unfaltering. 

“It’s exactly because I know the truth that I’m doing this, Maki.” 

“You know that I’m the killer and want to get yourself and everyone else killed by covering for me?” she bites out. The one time she wanted to put her loved one before herself, and she was met with rejection. This was the last time she let herself show weakness in front of anyone.

“No, that’s wrong. I want to protect you and everyone else by showing them the truth of the culprit’s identity–myself.” 

She realizes that you’re not going to relent. Fine, then. Two could play at this game. The only way she’d get the truth revealed was to beat you with logic. 

“Fine. Then how did you kill them? What weapon did you use? Explain what happened from start to finish with as much detail as possible,” Maki challenges. “We both know I’ll know if you’re lying or making it up.” 

A side of your mouth quirks upward, and you nod. 

“Of course. That was what I was going to do before you interrupted me.” 

And you complete her request, flawlessly. 

Maki doesn’t know what to say. How could you have possibly known exactly how the victim was killed and where Maki even stored her weapons after the deed was done? Maki prided herself on being discreet. But somehow, you had figured her out. 

“I don’t see a problem with their logic,” Shuichi states. “What do you think, Maki?”

In frustration, she grips the trial stand before her. 

“That’s…! I know you must be lying,” she says, glaring at you. You weren’t often subject to her more deadly looks, but when you were, it was surprisingly more hurtful than it was terrifying. 

You shrug carelessly. 

“Where’s your proof, Maki?”  

Rendered speechless, she stares you down as you casually vote for yourself, and as everyone follows. There’s nothing else left to do at this point.

“And right again! You lucky bastards are just on a lucky winning streak, aren’t you,” Monokuma sweats. 

“How could this be?!” 

Maki was completely destroyed. She didn’t know how to feel about this situation. She knew- or, at least, she thought she knew the truth. She had briefly considered the possibility of Monokuma lying or not knowing the truth but quickly understood that he would always choose the truth because it would bring the most despair. 

The trial over, you walk up to her. “Hey… Could I have a hug before I go?” you say. 

She bites her lip. Maki didn’t know what you were playing at this entire time, but nonetheless, she loved you, even if it didn’t show all the time. She relented and hid her grief behind a curtain of apathy and anger. 

“Fine.” 

The two of you embrace, and although Maki is slightly stiff, you’re more than happy with this. 

“I love you,” you breathe in her ear, and she twitches. 

“...I love you too,” she says gruffly. “But I don’t understand why you would do this.” 

You separate from her, and you smile.

“Like I said, I love you.” 

Maki puts two-and-two together, and suddenly it all makes sense. You’d seen it all happen, so it was easy for you to insert yourself in the situation and for you to add on to the crime. Once the victim was finished off by you, technically you had been the perpetrator. And you’d done it so Maki wouldn’t have to be executed. 

“Wait! It’s not fair, it wasn’t you-” 

You put a finger to your lips and offer her another smile. 

“Shh,” you say as you get pulled away toward the execution site. “Don’t tell them.” 

With those last words of yours, Maki watches you disappear, and it’s the first time she’s felt so weak, standing there alone. She’d never needed anyone before. But right now, she needed you terribly. 

She was going to be careful the rest of this game, not to hurt or be hurt. She couldn’t take your sacrifice in vain. It would be too devastating, even if living on was almost as painful as dying.

[paipayaseeds]

the cameras... she remembered kaede mentioning a plan when fumiko had helped gather the devices from the warehouse. she was also reminded of the way she felt upset at the time, disturbed that he was actively hiding something from her. fumiko felt guilty for not trusting in shuichi earlier, maybe, somehow, if she hadn’t hesitated to trust him, this wouldn’t have happened. she was aware of how unlikely that was, but it didn’t stop her from feeling guilty. her eyebrows turned slightly downward as she turned her head to now face the robot who was rushing her out of the room.

once they were out, he stopped and faced her, “how are you feeling? i... i didn’t get a chance to ask you before kaito...”

she nodded, her expression softening, “i feel a little dizzy— but it’s not that bad!” fumiko quickly assured when she saw the concern on his face. “i’m alr- HUh?!” she was cut off by the boy hugging her, something she hadn’t expected.

“when i was away from you i felt... fear. it’s difficult for me to understand why you don’t look out for yourself more, it’s as if you’re purposely putting yourself in danger.”

she instinctually returned the gesture, confused as to how she had put herself in danger. “i-i’m sorry, i- um... i’ll try being more careful...?”

taking her words at face value, he pulled away, smiling, before he continued walking with the girl down the hall. “good... alright, so when you were out here with... nevermind that— i gathered some information from kaede. she told me that she and shuichi had been keeping lookout from a classroom upstairs, and something inside of me tells me that it’s a good place to start.” she nodded slowly, wondering what they were doing in there. was it part of the plan?

kiibo opened the door for fumiko and both of them let out a yelp when they were greeted with a tall, slender man standing in the middle of the room.

“oh? i see, you two must’ve been drawn to this room as well.” korekiyo stated, noticing their hesitation to enter, “there’s no need to fear. i am aware that my appearance might lead one to believe that i would commit murder, but that is not the case.”

fumiko remembered back to when he’d prevented her fall, one that definitely would’ve injured her badly. they were alone before tenko arrived, and he could’ve easily taken advantage of that situation. she decided to believe him, for now, walking into the room, kiibo following behind her.

the three of them looked around the room, unsure if there was a point in coming her in the first place. fumiko was about ready to leave before kiibo grabbed her hand and brought her to a vent.

“this, here... i believe it is connected to the library. perhaps the culprit entered the library like that, and crawled back out when the two left this room...?” fumiko nodded slowly as she tapped her chin, c’mon, think like shuichi!

if shuichi was a huge dumbass, that means she succeeded.

fumiko dropped to the floor and opened the vent before crawling into it. detectives have to see things from the culprit’s point of view, right? yeah! someone’s probably said that before!

“f-fumiko!” the robot’s eyes shot wide in panic, running behind her to pull her by her legs.

“h-hey...! i’m wearing a dress... that- that’s weird!”

“w-well it’s necessary, get- get out of there! you’re going to get hurt!”

“no, i’m shuichi!” she didn’t realize how stupid she sounded since that was her mindset and reasoning for doing this at all. korekiyo observed them quietly. his eyes moved to the door when he saw it open once again, though.

Tenko had actually followed the pair beforehand, finding it suspicious that Fumiko had been left with none other than a... male? Robot male?

Even so! Fumiko would be better off investigating with a very capable female woman such as Tenko, herself, rather than a creepy stick-bug and a gender-undefined robot!(nothing against gender-undefined robots)

"Hey! What are you two doing to poor Fumiko!? Looking up her skirt!?" Tenko was revolted, no, perhaps that'd be an understatement for how she felt. Not short of a split second, a blue flash passed them both by, and before they knew it — "Hiiiiiyah!" — they had been kicked three meters away from the girl who had crawled into the vent.

Now, she swears that her intentions were purely good, but it seemed intentions weren't enough to save Fumiko, as Tenko's 'intentions' accidentally nudged Fumiko down the vent with her hip as she made the mistake of sprinting over to her; causing Fumiko to —

*sad slide whistle noise*

"Fumiko—! Nooooo! Oh god! Oh god, what did I-" Tenko felt dread wash over her as she saw the poor girl slide all the way down, she, unfortunately, seemed to fit inside like a puzzle piece, considering her small build.

K1B0 finished her sentence for her as he finally got up, "What did you do!?" "I- I didn't mean to!" Tenko had almost been close to tears, she didn't know where the other end of the vent was, what if Fumiko got hurt? Or worse, what if she—

Before another worrying thought could curdle and form in Tenko's head, K1B0 had already sped down into the library; fortunately, thanks to his photographic memory, he knew exactly where the vent was.

The library.

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This was funny because Shuichi had been unsuspectingly investigating Rantaro's body, conveniently right underneath where right underneath the book pathway to the end of the vent from the classroom.

I think you know where this is going.

He looked up as he heard Tenko's loud cry echo out from somewhere he couldn't quite place, and it was almost as if it was déjà vu for Tsumigi as the scene almost replayed exactly how it was for Rantaro, except, the ball was... A human being. And Rantaro was Shuichi.

K1B0 had been a second too late, he concluded as soon as he saw Fumiko sliding down the books, no stop in sight. You would think she would've at least been able to grab the books and stop halfway but,

No.

Kaede only watched with dreadful eyes as her plan had practically played out in front of her, except the ball, as mentioned earlier, was Fumiko. It was horrifying to see her plan in action, god, she hoped she would never have to witness this.

Sadly, Kaede's eyes had been a second too late to realize Shuichi had been panicking, yet unusually calm as he heard the books shuffling above him. Panicking because, 'What the hell is that noise?' and calm because, 'Maybe I'll find out more if I stay here!'

So yes, Shuichi stood there looking up

K1B0 panicked at his spot, unsure whether to tell the detective to move out of the way or to catch Fumiko. Either way, someone would get hurt, most likely; both of them. But K1B0 didn't exactly care whether Shuichi got hurt, so —

"Shuichi, open your arms and aim up!" It was an idiotic thing to say, truly. Especially with no context. But it wasn't as if K1B0 had enough time to say anything else, his calculations told him if he hadn't said that, Fumiko's chances of getting hurt(if she wasn't already), would rise. And her safety was his priority. Even if it was in the hands of a timid, and quite frankly, useless detective.

Shuichi, stunned, did as he told without another thought, the loud, booming voice of the robot scaring him straight into obedience. "Wh- O-okay? Okay."

[danganronpalimits]

chapter 3 - pains of a girl,part 3

"K-Kazuichi!!"

Gundham shouts,stepping back a bit in shock.Kazuichi gave a muffled cry back,as he shook in his place.Kaede also jolted when she saw this,as she plaved a large nearby sheet over the dead bodies.Gundham was currently trying too drag a shaking Kazuichi out of the closet

"h-he was here this whole time?!h-his so hurt-"

"now is not the time for idiotic blabber,Pianist One!!weild me those blades at once!!"

"you mean scissors?!"

Gundham nods,as he tried undoing the tape hold Kazuichi's arms together beforehand.Kaede kicks the scissors over too him,as he grabbed them.Kaede made her way over too where Kazuichi was,as she sat down beside him.

his face was all cut up,as blood poured down and stained his jumpsuit.the large red mark on his neck seemed too be getting worse too.mustve been from the tazer

Kaede sighed,as she grabbed one end of the tape covering Kazuichi's mouth,causing him too jolt

"th-this may hurt,but...i dont know" Kaede warns,before ripping it off

"MUST YOU BE SO HARSH?!"

"o-ow ow ow!!th-that HURTS...!!"

"i-i didnt know it'll hurt that much!!"

Kaede throws the tape aside,as Kazuichi took some deep breaths and shook.Gundham was now moving onto freeing his legs,so Kazuichi held himself up using his now free arms

"Kazuichi...?wh-what happened too you...?"Kaede asks,worry in her voice,as she goes too touch Kazuichi's neck for some reason.he jolts away,whimpering a bit

"d-dont touch that!!pl-please dont!!i-it hurts...!!"

"Kazuichi,do you recall the fiend that did this too you?"Gundham asks,as he looks up from the taped up legs

"w-well...no,not really...i-i remember hearing noises coming from in here though,s-so i went too check it out...a-and i saw...!!"

"you already saw Byakuya and Korekiyo?"

Kazuichi nods at Kaede,before yelling in pain from moving his neck.by then,Gundham got the tape undone around his legs,as he lifted Kazuichi up as if he was about too burp a baby.Kaede got even more confused

"...no need too fear,Kazuichi.i shall personally make sure the imbecile that did this too shall burn in the very depths of hell,because NO ONE gets away at harming a friend of the great Gundham Tanaka!!"

this got Kazuichi crying,as he latched onto Gundham.Kaede got more confused

"th-that was sweet but...keep it down,maybe?i think your scaring him...!"

--DING DING DING--

"well well,looks like we found our lost boy and two bodies!!how fun!!"

"anyways,y'all get the memo!!adios!!"

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by the time everyone that wasnt there got too the stoarge room,Gundham had carried off a brawling Kazuichi too the nurses room,as he intends on patching him up himself

"w-we just sure Kaz!!is he gonna be okay?!"Aoi asks,as soon as she enters the room

"hopefully.Gundham's looking after him,and those two are best friends...it'll be fine!"

"but his also MY FRIEND,Kaede!!and who the hell goes around hurting people like that?!i wanna kill that bastard so bad now!!"Kokichi yells,as he kicks Byakuya's corspe out of anger

"woah,chill out man..."Kaito says from his side of the room

"hey,Tenko doesnt understand this all exactly.who locks peoples in closets?"

"obviously assholes..."Kokichi replies

Kaede picked up the tazer,turning it on out of curiousity.it zapped a bit,causing her too drop it.Peko came up too her and stood next too her

"remember when i said i heard screaming?i assume it was Kazuichi's now with...this..."

"wait...screaming,and running...i think i figured it out!Kazuichi mustve walked in on the killer while he was taking a break from the training!sometime mustve drawn him here,and when he opened the door,he saw Byakuya and Kiyo!!"Kaede shouts out,snapping her fingers

"errr,wait a second...then why did the killer just badly injure him?!wouldnt they want him dead?!"Kaito asks

"true...they had a choice,really.they mustve choose not too kill him,judging by his injuries.he can make it through them,but he might be badly scarred...but,in other words,the culprit let him live!!"Kaede replies.one of the students gulped at the explaination ...but no one knew who

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by the time they finished their investigation and went too the trial room,Kazuichi and Gundham were already there in their posts.Kazuichi's entire face was bandaged up,except for his eyes and mouth.his neck was also bandaged up,as he rubbed it a bit.Kaede couldnt help but feel bad for this

once everyone got into their posts,the class trial began

"w-well,at least we only had 2 dead bodies,not 3,right?imagine that..."Kaede thinks out loud

"i-im sorry..."

"hey,dont say that Kaz!none of this is your fault!!chill out!!"Kaito replies too Kazuichi,giving him a thumbs u

"anyways,we should begin officially.from Peko's explanation of his screams,we know our culprit must be female"Celestia says, interwining her hands together

"y-you guys HEARD that?!"

"yes.may you please tell us who harmed you this way now,Kazuichi?"Gundham asks,as he gave a quick glare too everyone else in the trial room

"i-i dont remember a lot...b-but...i-it was...i-i think...Tenko?"

[igirisuhito]

Title: We’re not in a position to be loved Relationship(s): Shuichi Saihara/Ouma Kokichi Rating: Mature Summary:  Numerous prompts sentence writing meme from Tumblr, except I have no idea how to be brief. Exploring the dynamics with Oumasai, mostly during strange encounters after trials. They have very mixed feelings about eachother Trigger Warnings: Brief mention of power dynamic imbalance

[Ao3 Link]

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Angst

Knowing that it was Kokichi's body in there seemed so much more painful than if it had been Kaito. He died as he lived, confusing, lying, leaving everybody with a burning hatred. 

Shuichi bit at the insides of his cheeks to quell the tears building up in his eyes. It wasn't fair, he deserved at least some closure on Kokichi's actions. 

Nobody deserved such a painful death, not even him. 

AU (in which Kokichi wasn't given the memories he was meant to be nor was his mind wiped) 

Click

"W-why did you lock the door?"

"Hush Shuichi.” Kokichi spoke quickly, spinning around and poking Shuichi hard in the chest. “Now tell me, you're suspicious of your 'Ultimate Detective' status, right?" 

He flinched, surprised by the sudden touch. "...Do you want me to hush or answer the question?"

Kokichi pouted dramatically. "THE QUESTION!!" 

"Okay um… I guess? Like, I only solved a single case..."

"Right! But you don't remember how you got here?" 

"N-no I don't..."

Groaning loudly, Kokichi’s hands threaded into his hair as he began to ruffle it angrily. "Fuck me, this sucks!"

Shuichi watched the other boy closely as he continued his temper tantrum, angrily stomping across the room and beginning to shuffle through the mounds of paraphernalia in his room. There was evidence from the two previous trials, a whiteboard, large stacks of paper and other… things.

"Aha!" He yelled excitedly as he pulled out a brightly coloured tablet from underneath some stuff stolen from the warehouse. He slapped the device into Shuichi's hands aggressively. 

In his shock, Shuichi blinked a few times. "Is this a kubs pad...?" 

"Yes." Kokichi nodded once.

"So this is..."

"My motive video, yes."

"I don't think we should-" 

Before Shuichi had even finished his sentence, Kokichi had leaned over his shoulder and tapped the screen, bringing the video to life.

"Alright! Back by popular demand, it's time for the motive video! Who's the most important person in *your* life? And now, without further ado…

Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader… 

He caused mayhem the world over as the leader of the secret organisation, D.I.C.E. And by 'mayhem,' I mean petty nonviolent crimes and harmless pranks. 

Anyway, Kokichi had ten loyal goons working for him. These goons were like friends and family… The most important people in his life…"

"See all these guys? I don't know any of 'em! I didn't run some secret organisation, I used to just harass stupid idiots on the internet!" Kokichi muttered away, words spat with frustration as he yanked the tablet from Shuichi's hands. "I don't have those memories like the rest of you do!" 

"So you're…not the Ultimate Supreme Leader?"

"No! That's what I'm saying!" 

"Then why do you act like that…?" 

"Well I'm sure if the mastermind realised I knew they'd kill me in a heartbeat!" With a sigh, Kokichi threw himself onto his bed. "Jesus what kind of guy does awful things and then follows it up with 'That's just what an Ultimate Supreme Leader does!'? I was dropping hints to you the whole time! You really aren't an Ultimate Detective, huh?" 

Shuichi didn't know what to say. He simply stood there, mouth hanging agape as he watched the boy spill his secrets. 

A scary realisation gripped at his heart, and he twisted his head around to look to the corner of the room. "B-But what about-"

"I busted all the cameras in the room the night we got here.” Kokichi muttered casually, crossing one leg over the other and twirling a strand of hair in his hand. “Doesn't seem like Monokuma's noticed yet." 

Right right. That's logical. Shuichi took a moment to process the new information in his mind. 

"So this, our memories, our talents, everything. It's all fake?" He brought his hand to his mouth, mumbling to words behind his fingers. "What Kaede died for… isn't even real?" 

"Right on bucko!” A snigger slipped past Kokichi’s lips as he grinned bitterly. “This shit's all fabricated by somebody who was dumb enough to forget to plant those fake memories in my brain and wipe the real ones!" 

Shuichi's chest tightened. He could feel some sinking feeling in his gut, twisting and winding its way up to strangle his windpipe, threatening to make him break down in tears right there. He swallowed the feeling down, transforming his sadness into a burning anger. "W-why didn't you say something earlier… before everybody died?" 

"Again, I didn't want to inform the mastermind. The only people trustworthy enough were Rantaro and maaaybee you. I really just took a punt when it came to telling you, which was pretty risky especially since it was your girlfriend who clocked the only person I could trust." Kokichi sighed again, glancing up at the ceiling.

Biting hard into his lip, Shuichi found himself running out of words to say that didn't involve screaming at the boy. "So, what now then?" 

Kokichi smiled sadly. "I don't know. I really don't know. "

Crack

"Focus focus… what turned the handle of the sliding lock?" 

Shuichi muttered to himself as he pressed his foot down on the accelerator, speeding up in preparation of hitting the wOuman representing the correct answer. 

He had driven this taxi quite a few times now and was getting used to it. The neon lights, the oversaturated sunset, those massive billboards. 

Thunk

Ah, yes the killer used the Katana…

As he was headed out of the city, he began to realise that he really couldn't tell what was on those billboards. Driving at 100km/h makes it hard to see anything but the road ahead. 

He lifted his foot from the pedal slightly, allowing himself to get a better look at whatever nonsense was being displayed there. 

Above Shuichi was a large picture of Kokichi Ouma, dressed not in his usual 'attire' if you can even call it that, but rather a frilly pink apron.

A frilly pink apron and nothing else. 

Shuichi floored it. Ignoring the sensation of his heart beating out of his chest. 

"No wonder I'm meant to drive so fast… gay thoughts can't travel at such high speeds…"

Future

"Heeeey Shuichi! You're lookin pretty depressive." 

Shuichi ignored the teasing voice.

"Heeeeeeeey." Kokichi plopped himself down on the desk where Shuichi had been working, making it impossible for him to focus on the work in front of him and ignore the boy. 

Shuichi sat back in his chair, remaining completely silent. 

"Why are you ignoring me? I thought you loved me, Shu?" 

Gritting his teeth, Shuichi slapped his hands over his ears. A mixture of rage and sadness boiled up inside his chest causing tears to prick at the corners of his eyes.

"Shut up! SHUT UP! YOU'RE DEAD!"

He shook his head aggressively. When he finally opened his eyes again, Kokichi was no longer there to start back at him sadly, like he were something pathetic.

 First time

A sight Shuichi had never expected to see greeted him upon entering the classroom. 

A shorter man with purple hair and a strange white getup had a robotic looking boy pinned down against a desk, their hips pressed closely together. Just what had he walked in on?

"So you do have a dick?" The shorter boy grinned mischievously

"Yes-! No-!” The robotic boy refuted, struggling to push the other off “Please just let go of me!" 

The purple haired boy seemed to become aware of Shuichi's presence in the room. He twisted his head around in a creepy owl-like way to glance at him, before letting go of the robot boy with a big grin.

"Well hello there! I don't believe we've met!" The boy scurried over to Shuichi, grabbing his hand and giving it a firm, quick shake. "Kokichi Ouma, Ultimate Supreme Leader! It's lovely to make your acquaintance." 

Shuichi stepped back a little, surprised by the sudden change in personality. "Oh, um… Shuichi Saihara.... Ultimate Detective."

Kokichi’s expression changed suddenly, leaving him looking rather surprised. "Oh? A detective? I'm sure we're not going to get along, but I look forward to seeing more of you!"

"R-right..." Shuichi stammered, mind still reeling from the quick succession of events. 

Humour 

This scene was one Shuichi had… not been expecting.

He wanted to have a more extensive look around his lab, especially with what sort of dangerous stuff was in there. Maybe find a way to lock all that poison away so nobody could access it? 

But his plans had come to a halt. There was something wrapped up in a blanket sitting in front of the fireplace. 

Somebody was in his lab. 

Shuichi stepped into the room quietly, it seemed whoever was there hadn't noticed his presence. Thank god they'd left the door slightly ajar… 

He picked up the sand timer from the coffee table. It was quite weighty and could definitely do some damage if struck with a strong enough force. Gripping the metal tightly, he began to lightly stalk his way over, careful to not startle the intruder as he made his way closer. 

The detective's heart was racing. Who would even be in his lab? Surely nobody was stupid enough to stir trou-

…

It's Kokichi, isn't it?

This only made things worse. Should he be scared or angry? Was Kokichi going to attack him? Did Kokichi already know he was there? Did he plan to try and poison somebody?! 

Possibilities were beginning to pile up in Shuichi's mind, exacerbating his anxiety. Panic was beginning to set in as the boy raised the sand timer above his head, fully prepared to strike.

Snooore

Shuichi froze. Was Kokichi…asleep? 

He lowered the sandtimer, still keeping a firm grip as he crept closer to the fireplace in order to get a better look at Kokichi. 

His suspicions were confirmed. The boy was sat cross legged in front of the fire with a book in his lap. Drool was leaking from his open mouth as he snored softly away, completely oblivious to the blood dripping down his forehead. 

Ehh?! Blood?!

Shuichi gasped loudly, perhaps a little too loud as Kokichi startled awake. 

The Supreme Leader glanced towards Shuichi, then to the object in his hand. "Oh, Shuichi! Finally come to beat my head in huh? I'm surprised it took ya this long!" 

Fluff (continuation of humour) 

"Wh-what?! No!" Shuichi stood with his mouth hanging open for a moment before tossing the sandtimer aside. "Wh-why are you in my lab?" 

"Huh? Isn't it obvious?" 

"...reading?"

Kokichi sighed, flexing his fingers in an odd yet overwhelmingly gay gesture. "No, are you stupid? Geez, I thought you cared about me."

Before Shuichi could question what he was rambling on about, Kokichi wiped a little bit of blood away from his eyebrow. 

"Oh, right. Did the wound re-open?" Kneeling down next to him, Shuichi eyed the rivulets of blood shining on his forehead. They were beginning to dry and flake, but the wound still looked wet.

"Mm, yeah, it's not a big deal though. I wanted to see if there was any medicine in here that would help the blood clot faster, but alas, only poison. I mean, what kind of fake school is this if it doesn't have a nurses office?" Kokichi murmured the last sentence barely loud enough for the other to hear. 

"Sorry, I think there's a first aid kit in here though.” Rising to his feet, Shuichi walked over to the poison’s cupboard, beginning to search the room starting with where he was pretty sure he last saw it. “Let me have a look."

Kokichi went to object, but swallowed it before he could get the words out. He was pretty sure if he tried to stand up again, he would go down like a sack of bricks.

"Ah! Here it is." Shuichi exclaimed, perhaps a little too excited with his successful search. He picked up the small box, scurrying over to where Kokichi sat before kneeling down in front of him. The box was opened with a click, and Shuichi opened the lid. Inside were numerous bandaids, gauzes, swabs, etc. It was a pretty standard kit, which was surprising, considering the fact it were surrounded by poisons. 

He reached for the bottle of alcohol, something to help clean the wound to prevent possible infection. Kokichi seemed like the type to be negligent with a wound, so of course he had to do it for him. He then grabbed a small cotton gauze, placing it to the side as he twisted open the lid of the bottle.

Kokichi observed closely as he placed the gauze over the lid, tipping the bottle upside down so the alcohol soaked into the gauze. He was surprised but just how experienced Shuichi seemed to be with this kind of thing.

“Wow Shuichi, you seem to be a reeeeal expert at this stuff! Maybe they should re-title you ‘Ultimate Nurse!’” He mocked, laughing a little as Shuichi glared up at him.

“Basic First-Aid training is a requirement for being out in the field.” Shuichi muttered, putting the bottle down and raising the gauze to Kokichi’s head. “This will sting a little.”

He thread his hand into the purple bangs, pulling them back to get a clear access to the wound. Shuichi had no qualms with hurting Kokichi, however, as he was not very gentle as he wiped the gauze over the gash in his head.

Kokichi squirmed in pain, gripping the blanket tightly in his hands as he whined. “Ow ow ow ow!! Stop it Shu!!!” 

A warmth was rising in his cheeks, probably all that blood returning to his head. Shuichi’s fingers were cold against this scalp, it was embarrassing, humiliating. Why did he have to baby him like this? Especially when he had been so adamant about rejecting Kokichi in the past.

“It doesn’t hurt that much, you’re being a baby.” 

“You’re so mean Shuichi.” Sticking out his bottom lip, Kokichi pouted dramatically. 

Shuichi did take the effort to make his touches a little more gentle, only because he didn’t want to listen to Kokichi’s whines, of course.

When all the dried blood had been cleaned off, he tossed the bloodied gauze into the trash can. He scrounged around in the box a little, seeking an appropriately sized bandage that he wouldn't have to cut down. When he found one, he held it up, checking to see if it fit.

For a second, Shuichi found himself staring. Kokichi looked nice with his hair up, showing off those pretty purple eyes and surprisingly dark lashes.

Then he reminded himself of the awful things Kokichi had done. Throwing Gonta under the bus, laughing in the face of his death.

Shuichi pressed the bandage to Kokichi’s forehead, sticking it carefully over the wound. “Even though I helped you, I don’t forgive you. I need you to know that I still think you’re a terrible person, Kokichi.”

Kokichi’s heart sank a little. “Nobody asked you to! I don’t want your forgiveness.”

He slapped Shuichi’s hand away, rising to his feet quickly. He blinked back the lightheadedness, steadying himself before walking to the door. 

With a shaking hand, he opened the door. He opened it halfway, before pausing.

“...Thank you.”

The door slammed behind him, leaving Shuichi alone in the room, surrounded by First-Aid equipment.

Hurt/Comfort

The doorbell rang, the sound reverberating around Shuichi's tiny room. It was probably Kaito finally coming for training tonight.

Though… Shuichi glanced up at the clock quickly. It was kind of late for that…

With a sigh, he got up from his bed, springs creaking beneath his shifting weight.

He opened the door, only to find an empty corridor with nobody there. Strange… who on earth would have the audacity to play a prank after such a horrific trial? It could only be one person.

"Kokichi…?"

A soft gasp could be heard from down the hall. Shuichi leaned out of the doorway, spying Kokichi awkwardly escaping down the stairs.

"Haha!" He laughed. "Guess who just got ding-dong-ditched! As if I'd be coming to seek advice from you so late at night!" 

Shuichi narrowed his eyes, preparing to growl out an insult to Kokichi, something about being so insensitive after three people had died. He hesitated, however, upon noticing the watery gleam in those purple eyes.

The detective sighed and held his door open with one hand. "Come in, Kokichi."

Kokichi's mouth gaped at the sudden invitation. He wasn't going to let it pass, and dashed towards Shuichi before throwing his arms around the boy's waist and squeezing him tightly. 

"I… don't want to do this anymore..." Kokichi mumbled, burying his face into Shuichi's shirt. 

The other boy flinched at the sudden touch, something that was incredibly out of character for Kokichi. There seemed to be no threat, though, so he dropped his guard with a sigh.

Shuichi carefully placed a hand on Kokichi's head, petting him gently. "I know..."

Smut

"Ohh! Who would have thought that you were skilled in more areas than investigating? Isn't this a little illegal though? Sticking your dick in a suspect?" 

'Is anything technically illegal if it's a dream?' Shuichi wondered as he stepped one leg at a time out of his slacks.

"Hey! Keep on the task at hand, pretty boy." Kokichi snapped, clicking his fingers in front of Shuichi's face. 

"A-ah right. Sorry..."

Unresolved Sexual Tension

"So when faced with a problem you don't understand, you resort to violence, Shuichi? You're such a brute, just like Kaito."

"Shut up! There's just no logic with you! Why do you even keep doing this?!"

Kokichi refused to break eye contact for even a second. The boy pressing him against the wall dug his fingers even harder into his shoulders, stabbing into the skin below painfully.

"Do you feel nothing?! Isn't there even a single shred of empathy left in you?!"

"Shuichi." Kokichi smirked. "It's been incredibly cute watching you play detective, but unfortunately I don't think your blind luck will help you any longer."

The shorter boy shoved Shuichi off with a strength he hadn't shown before, leaving the detective stunned and a little shaken.

As Kokichi walked back to the trial room's elevator, Shuichi caught himself staring in awe. 

"...cute?"

[ultmelodies]

" you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "

From this meme !

You'd except summer days to be very warm and sunny, but it isn't rare for it to suddenly get rainy, is it ? Before she knew it, what was once a search for a lost kitten with the rookie detective turned into the two of them attempting to find a place to wait in until the rain calmed down. While yes, they found the kitten, Kaede got the short end of the stick. Perhaps it was the detective's sharp eyes and quick reflexes that helped him find a bus stop to wait under, whereas it took Kaede a while to catch up to him. Once she did, she took a seat down. She was completely soaked, having been caught in the strong rain. At least the small kitten was safe, to which she sighed in relief, seeing it in Shuichi's arms. Though, being soaked like that caused her to hug herself, shivering. That was too cold. She really was going to get sick, huh? The thought bummed her out a lot. Now she won't be able to play piano, that was just unfair!

❛  ... Eh ? ❜

She felt sudden warmth on her shoulders. It felt rather nice. A piece of cloth covered her soaked body, slowly but surely taking away the shivers. To which, she instinctively grabbed on, covering herself more as though it was an object. A little smile appeared on her face... That was much better. Though, where did this come from? Now that she got a better look at it— A black coat, one she recognized really well. Turning around to the one who gave it to her, her face couldn't help but redden to sight in front of her: Shuichi... Gave her his coat. He looked rather handsome without it, to say the least. But, she quickly shook the thought away. Now wasn't the time to be lovestruck. She did feel bad that he went out of his way to give her his coat so that she felt warmer. What about him? She wouldn't forgive herself if he got sick because of her. Still, it's not like she was ungrateful for his kindness, going out of his way to look after her. She was really lucky to meet someone as sweet as him. A kind smile was plastered on her lips as she hugged herself a little more to calm shivers. It was hard to talk without stuttering, due to how cold it was...

❛  T-Thank you, Shuichi... Y-You didn't have to, though... W-What about you ... ? ❜