#like god. no wonder we've seen absolutely zero lawyers in the pokemon franchise

[demon-prosecuted]

The more I think about how the law must work in the Pokemon universe, the more of a migraine I develop.

Because how the fuck does the law accommodate little animals that have the power of a nuclear fucking bomb? How do you handle that EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST A FEW OF THESE THINGS.

There's canonical time travel. Multiverse theory is real AND it's a common occurrence to find people and Pokemon from different worlds from your own. ULTRA BEASTS AS A WHOLE AND HOW THEY DON'T EVEN COUNT AS POKEMON--

I'm just. We've all seen that "Pokedex entries and war crimes" video that's like three hours long, yeah? How does the justice system deal with that. It's got to be such a shitshow.

Fuck the corruption of Ace Attorney law. Pokemon law is where the real horror lies.