#like ew ew ew please stopppp

[babyjeep]

Thomas: Wonder how we can do this.

Teresa: Maybe we were lovers.

Me, visibly uncomfortable: I think that’s enough reading for today

[jedi-hawkins]

The Bad Batch Episode 13 Watch Thoughts

Spoilers (duh)

Dafuq mustache

I cry she’s back in the prison greys

She’s so big compared to the kiddos

She’s not acknowledging the straw Lula? Ope nevermind she is

The way Eva mimicked O-mee-ga even though she doesn’t have an accent 🥹

Baryn!!!!!

Rampart being pissy lol

Ugh Hunter’s voice is so hot

Hondo? ECHO!!

Get him Crosshair

YES 😂😭 that had to be the line the trolls creators were talking about with delivery

Bruh Rampart being a whiny lil bitch “This is a captain’s uniform” 😭 I can’t

“I’d like to believe you” oh damn got her

Oh she’s good

Loving Omega with her prison shank hidden in her sleeve

‘Specimens’ BITCH WHO TF ARE YOU

I just noticed how similar Emerie’s glasses are to the visor on Tech’s helmet

Fuck I love Omega so much. SHE IS HUNTER’S DAUGHTER

Their paint is gone 🥺

They’re so over Rampart PLEASE 😂😭

Okay but the blackout armor is kinda… fanartists I'm looking at you

PLEASE the way that Imperial officer towers over Hunter 😭

"Iss-ewe" Rampart is so funny

Their armor is so distinct I think it’s so funny they thought taking the paint off would do anything. (It’s giving Marvel baseball cap and sunglasses disguise)

Please the lil face Rampart made when Hunter stunned the data guard and Crosshair shoved him into the room 😂

Wrecker just clocking that guy

Echo getting to solo ARC Trooper again 🥹

Woah that was a cool aerial shot of Tantiss into the vault

Why did I think Echo was going to steal a Stormtrooper's armor?

Stopppp Echo is going up the droid chute? Echo went up the droid chute.

Wrecker wearing the guys hat I’m deaddddd his little smile when he gave it back to him

Oh please please please let this work

ECHO IS NOT A DROID

Crosshair trusting in Echo, his team. When he told Rampart to relax it didn’t even sound snarky, it sounded like genuine reassurance.

Rampart was the one that said the line "Abort the mission."

Okay but husband with the "...Negative..." take me now

YESSS YES IT WORKED

OH my god this is probably my favorite episode of the season so far. Things have been really heavy with the overarching plot so I feel like we needed a little bit of a breather.

The creators did so well balancing the script for this one between the humor, the tension (especially at the end of 'will they attach on time') It almost felt like a callback to how a TCW episode would be balanced.

I'm relieved to know they literally just took the paint off their armor to 'blend in' (which were they really?) But I've been stressing all season that something horrible was the reason for them scrubbing the paint off.

I needed this episode, we all needed this episode to have some action and progression in the overarching plot with some good humor. Not the only two (three) things missing.

WHO IS CX-2?? (It's Tech. I won't be taking notes)

Give me wet rat Hunter (episode-whatever did not count)

Crosshair and Omega Hug

[an1meslvt]

request: girl can we get toxic!shuri who is jealous of a girl throwing it back on the reader in the club and she ends up blaming the reader and they have a argument after

|𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻|

𝘁𝗮𝗴: toxic!shuri x black!fem!reader

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: toxic relationship, stoner!shuri, strap slinger!shuri, a bit of angst, arguing, suggestive themes, fluff at the end 🫶🏾

translations: xhosa: mholweni-hello, ewe-yes, ndiphendule-answer me, ungowam-you are mine, Ndinayo yonke into oyifunayo sithandwa sam-i got everything you need my love, usana-baby

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: y/n and shuri’s relationship ended almost 3 months ago and while y/n is trying her best to move on, shuri refuses to let go.

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

“girl you sure shuri gon be ok with you coming out tonight?” your friend destiny held your hand as you both walked into the club. “girl i ain’t concerned about her! i’m here to have fun, she’ll be ight.” you waved your friend off with a bit of an attitude causing her to scrunch her face up. “ok not too much…i tryna make sure this bitch ain’t lurking in the bushes or nun, damn.” “girl she might be knowing her.” you said, causing your friend to laugh.

“oouuu, the fine mfs is out tonight! i will most definitely be getting laid.” destiny says. “girlll whatt like i’m finna turn up!” you yell over the loud music. you guys walk over to the bar, sitting down. “hey what can i get you ladies?” the bartender ask. “we’ll both have tequila on the rocks please.” destiny says. just then someone comes over. “mmm tequila, y’all most definitely tryna get fucked up tonight, huh?” you both look up to see three pretty girls looking down at both of you.

“shit, hell yea! my friend right here just got outta this busted ass relationship with a damn psychopath so i’m tryna get her some fun in while she can.” destiny says side eying you. “dess, stopppp! i said ian wanna talk about her tonight!” you whined. the three girls laughed. “we been there done that, mami, no sweat. but get y’all drinks and come with us to the dance floor.” shiddd she ain’t have to tell y’all twice.

now y’all where all drunk, dancing on eachother. it was like a scene out of euphoria. you was grinding on one girl, while another what throwing it back on you. destiny was basically fucking the other girl. to say you felt so stress free was an understatement. this is the most fun you’ve had in a long time.

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

you ended up taking a uber to your best friend’s house were you spent the night. now it was morning and ofc you had a hangover(but thank god for coffee and tylenol). “girl we had a time last night.” destiny said as she descended down the stairs. “girl i knowww. we definitely gotta do that again.” you laughed, taking a sip of your coffee.

“well i’m glad i can take your mind off of ole girl. you was really stressin’ over it-oop speaking of the devil.” destiny’s previous sentence was cut off by the ringing of your phone, she walked back upstairs to give your phone call some privacy.

you rolled your eyes as you saw who was calling you. “hello?” you said into the phone. “i’ve been calling you all night…where you been?” “shuri, look it’s 8 o’clock in the damn morning…too early for your shit. what do you want?” “i want yo ass home that’s what! why the fuck you not at yo damn apartment, y/n?!” “shuri, who the hell do you think you talkin to? you better lower yo damn voice at my damn apartment. you know them mfs quick to file a complaint over there! and why are you over there any damn way?.”

you could hear shuri scoff into the phone. “i don’t give a damn about all these irrelevant ass mfs over here y/n! i want your ass home in the next 20 minutes or imma do sum shit you not gon like.” the line went dead and you looked at your phone in disbelief. “yo des! i gotta go i’ll be back later.” you didn’t even wait for a response before you hopped in your car and swiftly backed out the driveway.

once you pulled up to your apartment complex, you could see her dora milaje guarding your door. “mholweni, y/n. queen shuri is waiting for you.” spoke okoye. “hi okoye…is it bad.” you said, chewing on your bottom lip anxiously. “ewe, she’s been fuming ever since last night…we’ll be in if things get out of hand.” she handed you back your kimoyo beads that you gave back to shuri when y’all broke up. “press the button right here and it will alert us immediately.” you nodded as they stood back to let you enter. “good luck.” whispered okoye before they walked to go wait in the ship.

you nod and walk in, closing the door behind you. “so you just love to piss me off, huh?” she said, puffing on her freshly lit blunt. you looked at her confused which caused her to chuckle darkly. she walked hurriedly towards you while fidgeting with her kimoyo beads. next thing you know, your back was against the wall and hologram of you and your friend dancing last night was showing.

“you think you fucking slick?! huh, y/n?! you think i don’t got people watching you everywhere you fucking go?! huh?! ndiphendule!” she screamed, pushing you further into a wall. all you could do was cry and try your hardest to push her away. “shuri, please! let me go!” you continued to struggle against her but to no avail.

“why the fuck do you think you can give your body to anyone else but me?! you belong to me! ungowam!” she yelled. you bit her arm which caused her to stumble back and wince. “fuck you, shuri! i’m my own person! i can do what the fuck i want because we’re not together!” you screamed, running to the kitchen.

she followed close behind you. “i don’t even know why i agreed to that shit anyways. you said you needed space and i gave it to you! not go and claim to be single for 3 months! fuck is wrong with you?!” you laughed in disbelief. “mf you walked out on this damn relationship! for some whore who only wanted you for your money, and you seriously tried to say you could be with both of us at the same time! if i said sum shit like that you would fucking kill me!.”

“you damn right i would! and that was a mistake, everyone makes fucking mistakes-” you cut her off. “yea and you made alot of em’ too, shuri! too damn many as far as i’m concerned, i loved you, i gave you everything, every fucking i had to give! and you threw it away like you didn’t give a damn about me or my feelings! so don’t tell me about you making no got damn mistakes!” you yelled.

“you make me mad on fucking purpose! you know you’re mine and can’t nobody else have you! so stop acting like you single cuz you’re not.” shuri gently put her tatted hand around your throat, making you whine. “why you keep playin wit me, mami? you know i’m what’s best for you, right? ndinayo yonke into oyifunayo sithandwa sam.” she whispered before kissing you sweetly. before you could process everything, you found yourself laid back on your couch with shuri between your legs, giving you the greatest pleasure.

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

and when y’all where done, she held you close to her, peppering kisses along your face. “how’re you feeling, usana?” she cooed. “i’m ok, just a bit sore.” you rasped, your voice half gone from screaming. she smirked which turned into a light chuckle. “i wonder who could’ve did that.” she said playfully, which caused you to roll your eyes.

“whatever shuri.” you waved her off before getting comfortable in the bed. “you know, i’m not tired at all. don’t make me give you round 11.” she laughed at the way your body tensed up. “relax, sthandwa. i’m just playing.” she laughed, causing you to calm down. after a few minutes, there was a loud pounding on your door, followed by yelling. “is that okoye?.” “nah they’re in the ship waiting.” shuri used her kimoyo beads to pull up footage from your ring camera outside.

“oh shit! it’s your fucking neighbor.” while shuri was dying of laughter, you were getting out of bed with an irritated sigh. slipping on a robe, you went down to the front door. “excuse me young lady, i heard a bunch of screaming! is everything alright?” the lady said trying to look in your home. ‘lord jesus, help me.” you thought. safe to say shuri was laughing her ass off. 😭

𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷༄𖧷

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author: i hope y’all enjoyed this! and to the beautiful soul who requested this, i hope you like it baby! make sure to send request!🫶🏾

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Anyways, Spiriiiiit what's your name?

TOLKIEN: …. No

TOLKIEN: Fuck you mean NO??? 

KENNY: Wow Clyde, nice, you scared off the ghost.

KYLE: Probably because he shat himself everywhere

CLYDE: SHUT UP YOU KNOW I HAVE IBS

TOLKIEN: Yeah, he has IBS leave him alone

TOLKIEN: At least he washes his hands

KYLE: …… sure buddy, sure.

TOLKIEN: Whatever…. He may be a walking shitsack, but he's MY walking shitsack

CLYDE: STOPPPP I'M GONNA CRYYYY

KENNY: By the way, Ghost says cuz

STAN: Like… as in just cuz or cousin?

KENNY: “just cuz” you dumbass

CRAIG: I was about to say, Sweet Home Alabama

CRAIG: Tell me you are from Colorado without telling me you're from Colorado

TOLKIEN: Can I strangle him? Can I strangle him, please?

CRAIG: Fine but do you want to strangle me or double it and give it to the next person?

TOLKIEN: I swear to god Craig

CRAIG: lmao hey spirit or demon or something, if you do something funny I'll post it to every social media I have and it’ll get like,

CRAIG: millions of views

CRAIG: Please I will give creds in the description

CLYDE: NOOOO PLEASE I WILL SHIT MYSELF AGAIN

KYLE: You said that like, Fifty Times already.

CLYDE:WAHGYHFIKYJDIYFOUGUUJULUJGBLUWATERMELONUGKYHFMKYFILMTYFLTDLUFY

CRAIG: LMAO not you saying watermelon

CRAIG: Omg it's like that one TikTok sound

CRAIG: Watermelon sugar high…. watermelon sugar hi…. watermelon sugar hiii..

TOLKIEN: Kill him. Kill him right now ghost

CRAIG: You can't kill me, oim ‘arry stoyles…

KENNY: Guys shhhh

KENNY: The door opened

KENNY: Wait wait wait how did it open???

STAN: IT'S THE FUCKING FBI WERE GONNA DIE IT'S THE FEDS

KYLE: ….No…. I think that's just the wind….you dumbass

STAN: WIND INDOORS??? BULLSHIT!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE 

KENNY: Unless the wind came from Clyde haha

CLYDE: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!!!!

CRAIG: Hold on let me take a pic of this

JIMMY: R-r-r-read the r-r-room, Craig

CRAIG: The room can wait, I need to do a status update

CRAIG: Omg that rhymed

CRAIG: Guys I'm literally Eminem

JIMMY: Th-th-this is n-n-n-not the t-t-t-time to b-b-be on the g-g-gram, we-we-were ab-b-b-bout to d-die

CRAIG: At least I'm slaying rn

CRAIG: You hoes is ugly

TOLKIEN: Gayest shit I’ve ever heard

CRAIG: Don’t talk to me when I get 1 million

CRAIG: ...

CRAIG: Ew this photos fugly

CRAIG: I'm deleting this shit omfg

CRAIG: It's not giving

KYLE: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

KYLE: WAIT YOU DUMB DUNKIN DONUTS LOVING HOT CHEETO CRUNCHING FAKE NAIL CLICKING BASIC ASS BITCH

CRAIG: OMFG GOD NOT YOU INTERRUPTING ME DELETING A PIC

CRAIG: WTF DO YOU WANT??

KYLE: See that glitchy shit on your phone?

CRAIG: Yeah, that's why I'm deleting this fugly asf photo

CRAIG: It's the stupidity for me.

KYLE: That's probably the ghost

KYLE: Haven’t you seen like

KYLE: ANY movies?

CRAIG: Only like

CRAIG: Whats popular

CRAIG: Like Kissing Booth and Tall Girl

KYLE: ….You know what?

KYLE: I'm out

KYLE: I can't handle being around your two cent Charli D'amelio ass anymore

KYLE: You guys can get haunted without me

KYLE: I’m officially, OUT

(EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan

[inabarbi3world]

Live Reaction to 6x11 In Another Life

starting off with maddie and her mom 🫡

aw jee loves flowers that’s so adorable

why are the buckley parents acting so weirdly nice i really am feeling like there’s something they’re not telling us

I knew it was coming but god MY FUCKING HEART BRO OUCH.

i-

“DO MORE”

EDDIE HUN… they shall try

WOWH HE’S AWAKE???? oh nvm. aint no way hes awake lol. WOAH DANIEL????? what in the fuck is happening?

i. so hes having one of THESE. the FUCKING COMA AU.

KIDS??????? I. HES A TEACHER???????? HELLO?????? Im lost. Huh? isn’t that… HUH?????? BRO. sorry y’all are just gonna get confusing ass reactions bc that’s how i feel, extremely confused.

…

Her dad is gonna be.

YOURE FUCKING JOKING.

nah y’all can fuck right off with that LMAO /srs

WHYYYYYYY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US OMG (ik why but it isn’t gonna stop me from asking)

um. i’m SO excited to see buck realize/have to do something to “leave” this “other life” (idk if it’s sarcastic or not yet, tbd)

yup. great. still an abuser. it never stops.

i.

LMFAOOOO.

OH. SO NOW HE GETS TO SEE THINGS THAT REMIND HIM OF HIS TRAUMA THATS SOOOOOOOO COOL.

ofc buck thinks he needs to fix something in someone else’s life in order to get out of his OWN FUCKING COMA. LIKE BRO. this man literally cannot get it out of his head that it is his job to fix everyone else because that is literally what he was born TO do. fuck that.

i…

BOBBY’S DEAD HERE??????

BRO OMG STOPPPP YALL DOING WAY TOO MUCHHHHHHHH HE CANT FUCJING BREATHE?????

lol bobby is always gonna feel responsible- I- I SWEAR THAT WAS BEFORE ATHENA SAID IT.

“even the strong snap eventually”

lol buck will be fine he literally can’t die no one will watch the show LMFAO (sorry not sorry)

omg i’m gonna lose my mind.

HIS GRANDPARSNTS TOOK HIM?????

wait a goddamn minute.

so you’re telling me buck’s existence saved, at least so far, Maddie, Bobby, Eddie and Christopher????

Shocker. (sarcasm)

Him being himself saved Bobby from drinking himself into oblivion while he ALSO SAVED EDDIE AND CHRISTOPHER BC HE INTRODUCED HIM TO CARLA ARE YOU JOKING?

i’m gonna cry omg christopher thanks so much lol.

he’ll be fine AWW THEY SAID I LOVE YOU

it’s there bc trauma lol

what in the… y’all what’s going on?

i’m sorry dead bobby is so funny PLS.

NOOOOOOOO BUCKKKKKK YKU MATTER THERE FUCK YOU “if it matters to you how other people see you then you haven’t learned a damn thing” ty dead bobby!

ok buck this has been silly and goofy and all but the episode is nearly over so time to wake up now buck, thanks. bc ik you will.

oh shit. LMAO. YEAH. HELL YEAH ITS ENOUGH YOU FUCKING BITCH. YE YESYEYSYEYYSEYSYEYSYEYEYEYEYEYSEYYESYSYSYSYEYSSYSYEYSYSYSYEYSYESYSYWYEYSYSYSWYSYSYEYSS OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD GELL YEHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHSGAYRORIRIEYEIEUUROYOIREGOINGHOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOYOURENOTTTTTTTLEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCKYALLSOBYE-

what the hell? girl… whyd the music stop? girl go away. ew shut up. THEY ARE NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HES FUCKING LYING, BUCK HES LYING- ok not about that. i. OH MY FUCKING GOD… BUCK WAKE THE FUCK UP

OHYMHOGMGOFNDODDNDODKDODKDODKDOEEHWUWHWIEHWHEYWYEYEYEYEYEYEYSYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYESEYEYESYSUEDUSSYSYSYSYSYSSYSYSYSYYSSYSYSYEYSYSYSYDYDYDUSEUUDSHSUWHSIWJSIWJSJWUWJWOSKWOWM

SUCH A FANTASTIC FUCKING EPISODE BRO OMG PLEASE LET THE WRITERS CONTINUE ON THIS PATH BC THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

LMAO, VISITORS? PLS. I love these people sm y’all have no idea.

sure he is. lol. ok he still doesn’t have to forgive him for literal decades of no relationship???

…

ok… good for chim but still fuck his dad!

ew.

omg.

they’re being NICEEEEEE THE PARENTS ARE BEING NICE EWWWWWWWWWW (yes i’m a bit bitter…) ANYWAY I LOVED THE EP IT WAS SO FUCKING WARM AND VERY GOOD FOR BUCK

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

Nyx reads Crooked Kingdom! (part 1)

We all know how this goes now, NO PRESSURE TO READ!!!!

Started: 2/5

Finished:

SPOILERS BELOW!!!

Chapter 1, Retvenko

New character

please don't be like Joost

oh the clash

pink, red, and orange?

disgusting

WAIT

I DON'T THINK HE IS NEW

HOLD ON

HOLY SHIT HE ISN'T A NEW CHARACTER

HE'S ANYA'S DAD? MAYBE NOT DAD BUT SHE WAS STAYING WITH HIM

AHHHH

wait is he old or like the crows age

that's so fair Retvenko

I need a nickname for you

hmmm

Retty

no that's just rude

hmmmmm

Maybe I shouldn't

what if you end up like Joost

giving you a nickname is like attaching myself to you

I don't think that's a good idea

I like the way he talks

HE'S FUNNY

just like me

How do people drink coffee/tea without sugar? 😦

there ain't no way

HE WAS RIGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING

me no like this

DON'T BE LIKE JOOST ISTG

chapter 2

WYLAN

OMG I ALWAYS COMPLAINED ABOUT HIM NOT GETTING A CHAPTER

WOOHOO!!!

oh he's...sad

omg it really didn't fade away??

that's smart of the owners though

BECAUSE KAZ IS HILARIOUS AND LIKES TO SEE JESPY BOY SUFFER

MATT 💀

I love Nina sm

ew

what.

AHHH WESPER!!

Van Eck fucking sucks

KAZ THAT'S AWFUL

uh oh

Chapter 3

MATTYYYYY

oh how I have missed you you burlish squid

I'm sorry Kaz pretending he cares is absolutely fucking hilarious

you were so Matty boy

AHHH I LOVE THEM

JESPER AND KAZ ARE SO FUNNY

MATT 💀

omg Matt is dead?!?!?! 😦

joking it's just Muzzen anyways

HIS FATHER???

Chapter 4

INEJ MY WIFE

ah shit I forgot she was kidnapped

I would actually die I hate the dark

I like this guy

NO

THEY ARE COMING

STOPPPP

SO SMART

OH NO

NO WAY

lawd that was scary

oh my god Inej 😭

breaking my heart wtf

[youremyonlyhope]

Wild Blue Yonder

I hate that I'm not excited. But I need to catch up.

Oh THIS is Isaac Newton? Interesting... Oh of course the TARDIS would crash itself into Newton's apple tree. Donna no. Stopppp. STOPPPPP. They did not just name gravity. Never mind they messed it up. Great. Good on Gramps. As always. I was gonna be like "Oh so now Donna's the only one who will remember gravity." but she just said mavity.... Doctor you had at least one android boyfriend in the past don't be shocked. Also I almost said Doc but it felt wrong, I feel like that nickname was reserved for Thirteen. I mean I could have told you the TARDIS was gonna be like byeeee. "You wandered with me!" Stop it. Don't you have a key Doctor? Something so bad the TARDIS ran away from it. Well. She's ran away before. Many times. On her own. Even from people (looking at you Jack) "Maybe time slowed down?" "No. I'd feel it. In my bones." Well you didn't as Twelve in World Enough and Time until it was too late but ok sure. This better not be a rehashing of Into the Dalek where it's inside of an alien/robot and this robot is just a blood cell or something. Now he said mavity. Please no. Oh wormhole! Ah so it's a rehashing of Utopia. Edge of the universe. So are they saying 3 years ago someone killed themself by opening the airlock? Still got the Thirteen gene of tasting stuff too much. I had heard about clones in spoilers. So. This Doctor is a clone right. Definitely heard a bit of an older theme play there. I forget which one though. Maybe the This Is Gallifrey theme? "She's all I've got left." I liked the music cutting out there. "My arms are too long." what. "Oh we get hungry, don't we?" ok cool greaty very creepy. Ew. "It is limiting." Yeah no. Ewwwww the jaw. Ahhh I think I liked the idea of someone killing themselves three years ago more than this. "I will find you." Gives 42 vibes.

I will say. Circling back to something I said earlier this week about Heaven Sent. I like episodes that are just the main characters. Almost like bottle episodes.

Ok some respect to RTD for not immediately retconning the Timeless Child like many Chibnall haters would have wanted him to. I will give him that much. Ok wait. So. The Not-Doctor is smart enough to think of clothing... The Not-Things have no sense of object permanence. That's actually fun. Good. Good good good. Dealing with the emotional aftermath of Flux and the Timeless Child too. Good. I really was scared for a moment RTD2 would act completely like none of it happened. Ahhhhh so I WAS right that she killed herself! Oh I meant to say the robot reminded me of Gadget or even Marvin earlier but got distracted. Good little robot. Ok so a countdown like 42. Bottle-ish episode like Heaven Sent. Edge of the universe like Utopia. That's a good mix because I love all those episodes individually. Here's where the TARDIS swoops in to save the day. Yep "and a time machine would know!" called it. Sort of a deus ex (time) machina but I'll allow it. Riding and hanging out the TARDIS door towards Donna kind of like in the Runaway Bride. Cute. Yeah no that was too close. Not telling a companion about their past. That's very Thirteen of you, Fourteen. "Are you ok?" "I will be." Very very Thirteen. WILLFFFFFFF. God. Even though I was spoiled over a year ago for his appearance. And again this week. I am SO happy to see him. You change gravity to mavity and the world all falls apart. NOT AGAIN. NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THE YEAR THAT NEVER WAS AGAIN.

Ok overall I liked that a lot more than the Meep. Not just because the Meep itself was nightmare fuel and I couldn't look at it but that episode was all over the place and too much nostalgia fanservice. This was more enjoyable as an actual Doctor Who episode. And it was creepy.

NOOOO. In loving memory of Bernard Cribbins. I knew they'd dedicate the episode but I'm still so sad to be reminded.

God it was good to see Wilf again. Honestly, Bernard despite being 93 or 94 at filming still had so much energy. God I love and miss Wilf.

Also are we gonna deal with this gravity mavity thing or not?

[roachemoji]

03 02

ME @ BILLY NOT DYINGGOD FU CKING DAMN IT GOD FU CKING DAMN IT!!!!! GOD. FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE GET DISEASED GET DISEASED AND DIE

GET THRUSTED INTO THE FUCKING UD IDIOT!!!

with the. ARMY? hello ?????

DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE HIM NOW STOP SHUT UP EW EW WHAT? IM LM AO O O OASDJASDKJADSKJHASDKJH ADH?????

the m all ... rats.

WHAT did hopper say oh my god jesus christ? bro just tellher thE TRUTH sjdkjhsfkjdhskljhfdJSHDFKJHSDF SSTOP OH MY GOD KAREN YOURE SO RIGHT

i remember accidentally listening in on my mom on the phone on the landline <3

Friends Dont Lie oh babey youre about to getITTTT

DONT LOOK. SO HAPPY HOPPER JESUS

DONT LIE TO JOYCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU YELLED AT A LITTLE BOY stopppp trying TO DATEHERRRR oh its not a date. yeah. yea h huh. uhuh. ugh. AUGH

GET DEMAGNITIZED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to kill that white man i hate him so much his hair is so ugly i think he should be bald- GIRL PROBLEMS YOU GOT IT BABEY GIRL USE THAT SHIT AGAINST THEM.

DUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HIS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM CRYING THEIR RELATIONSHIP MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

DESTROY HIM ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!

"You could have all the ladies you want and more" "More? I like more..."

THE AUTISM !!! AND HOMOSEXUALITY !!! OF WILL BYERS SETTING UP DND AND NOT LISTENING

AND THE AUTISM AND QUEERNESS OF EL TALKING TO MAX ABOUT THIS SKJDHAKDJH

is he gonna explode into a bunch of rats or somethIng IS HE DRINKING THE CHEMICALS???? GOD HES SO DISGUSTNIG IM FU CKING KSDJHFSDKFJFSDKJ i cant wait until he dies. <3

BRO I CHOKED HOLY SHIT

MY MAN? ive never hated a character so much that i thought they deserved all this shit happening to them. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SAVE LIVES RN IDIOT YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALIZED

i LOVE Robin so much. !!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRLIE JUST GOING INTO HER CREEPY ASS FUCKING ASMENT WIHTOUT TURNING A LIGHT ON? OK Show me the diseased rat. SHOW ME THE DISEASED RATS

Small rodents rarely get rabies !!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre not usually the carries of disease !!!!!! theyre carries... of carries !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD THEYRE USING RATS nd also cgi ones!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE RAT ACTORS

EL AT THE MALL!!!!! god the overstim must be a lot AKDJHASDKJH YOU CAN SEE IT ON HER FACE EVEN IF SHE IS EXCITED AKSDJHAKSDJH thats so MUCH.

WILL!!! just following behind them aKDHJ

IS THAT THE !!! OHHH AHHHH LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE SHORTS STOP IM FUCKING CRYING . THE OUOAKDHAK !!!

excuse me while i- WHEN RATS ARE HOSTILE THEY SHOVE THEIR ASS AGAINST THIGNS AND AGAINST YOU!!! THEY PUFF UP !!! OR STAND ON THEIR HIND LEGS!!!!

EW OH MY GOD AOIASDAKSHSADKJH STOP STOP STOP THE TAIL COMING WITH IT . GIRL. EW? OH I HATE THIS OS MUCH ACUTALLY ADKJDSLFKDHFSJLDFKJHLFDSKJH EW THE WAY IT FUCKING RUNS IS MAKSJDAKSJDHLASKJDH

BRO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!! YOURE DISEASED. !!!!!!!!! die die diedied ide ide ide ide idedie die die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE

GIRL YOU LOOK TERRIFYING.

IS he jUST GONNA START KILLING ??????

EL N MAX PHOTOSHOOT PLEASE THIS IS CUTE I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHECKING THOSE GIRLS OUT NOT AKSDJHAKSJDHKASJHDJH <3

WILL JUST WANTING TO PLAY DND!!!!! OKAY KING !!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

EL!!!! FUCKING ASKDJHASDLJAKSH oh i dont think i can put this into worrds but being autistic and having your opinion changed so drastically because someone elseshares a point of view about a situation with you and now thATS YOUR OPINION!! Theres probably a word for this and i dont know it rn but THAT!!!

I DUMP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY GIRLIE!!!!!!

WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its not a date.

HEs. yeah hes really giving incel in a way i cant put into words

bro youre trying TOO hard and thats? not what Joyce needs? like BOB UNDERSTOOD THAT? he gave her the space she needed when she needed it anD BACKED OFF WHEN SHE ASKED HIM TO!!! HE ONLY PUSHED WHEN IT WAS NECESSARY ??? AND THAT WAS LIFE OR DEATH LITERALLY

Mr Clarke reminds me of this guy on youtube who talks about lizards??? LIKE THE OPTIMISM THE EXCITEMENT !!!!!!!!

what the fuck happened to Hopper was he actually alwyas like this?? LIKE HE. He wasnt last season??? DOnt get me wrong i dont think he was GREAT but like this is just. a steep ass fucking decline?

BILLY HELLO WHAT THE FUCK YEAH I HATE HIM MORE I HATE HIM SO MUCH NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY

This also reminds me of that weird uh. im never gonna find this but there was this video of a warehouse like this with a guy in a gas mask like they were wearing in the beginning of this season? and it had some like code in it or something????? semi determined to find that now

DISEASED RAT KING!!!

Pattern of ending songs for this season too I cant remember if last episode even had one but thisone doesnt and it ended with something connected tothe UD - a half ending song again? like theres MUSIC but theres no lyrics? which happend last season too when things ended like... "half" in the UD 🫡

Stranger Things - Season 3 thread 03 01

LETS GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay okay okay starting off strong 1984 i see you i see you all these bald men are so sweaty and shiny and exhausted looking.

OH THE VFX BUDGET WENT UP BABBBEYYY OH LOOK AT THAT SHIT THATS COOL AS FUCK

So El isnt the one who opened the gate OG?? Really sick that they needed that much power to do it only forit to backfire and some little girl could do it with ease - OUFH SORRY TO THE BITCHES WHO JUST GOT EXPLODED

i understand why the bald men are sweaty and exhausted looking

SO WHY DO THEY WANT TO GET IN THERE SO BAD!!!!! OH THIS IS THE RUSSIAN PLOT PART YEAHHH

is this like ....... wanting to win the coldwar type shit??? because we're past the space race and into the 80s.... (<- guy who doesnt know much about this specific subject of history tbh)

EL LOOKS SO GOOD - fucking hate seeing them kiss im so sorry it makes me so uncomfortable - FEELING REAL HOPPER THOUGH LIKE ITS ICKY but also damn KING GIVE UR KID SPACE

i fucking LOVE THE shift in colours in this season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ITS SO BRIGHT I LOVE IT!!!! AND STEVEEEE!!!!!! AND I FINALLY GET TO MEET ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh this movie is foreshadowing some shit i can feel it. labesq SHIT!!!!!!! AND THEN THE POWER GOING OUT!!!!!!!!!!! this means things my brain is too small to make proper connections

OH SHIT LITTLE ME!!!!!!!

YEAH SEE Lost smoke monster !!!!! somethings thers i just know it

"im not gonna fall in love" "ok"

JOYCE MY BELOVED

booOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUSTIIINNNNNNNNNN

<- guy whose just REALLY EXCITED TO SEE THEIR FAV LITTLE MAN

GIRLIES WHO ARE WE LOOKING COOL FOR IM -

thought it waas gonna be gay forgot Billy existed

HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING INCEL IM CRYING ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OH MY GOD SHUT UP rooted for you but nah youve really always been like this

A Heart to Heart? What is that? <- man whose never been shown compassion???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS shut up

ngl tho me n hopper shaking hands how to you approach people about things without people helping you write shit out word for word

this entire board roOM REMINDS ME OF THE BEGINNING OF SEASON 2 OF FARGO - but she a woman TYPE SHIT AKSHJD

Nancy is. trying so HARD and girl i am so sorry

HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HER <3333

Steve. i got nothing to add he just. wow

ROBIN I LOVE HER I L OVE THE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS ON THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its romantic <- jealousy

Its gross <- somehow not jealousy tho sorry

Its bullshit <- jealousy

BRO ARE HE LLO WHAT PIED PIPER SHIT IS HAPPENING???? CRYING AT ALL THE LITTLE CGI GUYS LOOK AT THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL HAVE LITTLE WHITE FEET THO???? THOSE ARE. exploding. theyre exploding. :(

ENOUGH OF HIM I DONT WANT TO SEE HIM I WANT TO SKIP THROUGH HIS MOMENTS I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IM IN. PAIN. LIKE. OU GH. THE. SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IS? PAINFUL I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I HATE HIM IHATE HIM PHYSICALLY GAGGING

LUCAS AND MAX mAKE me so happy and MAx is still transmasc coded in my heaRTTTTT

DUSTIN BABY IM SO SORRY YOURE HAVING A MY CANADIAN GF MOMENT BUTSHES MORMON AND FROM UTAH

SHOWING MomEnts of Joyce being so happy and gENUINELY IN LOVE WITH BOB JUST HURTS SO MUCH HE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE

oh now we have shit with MAGNETS and the spaceship space race cold war babbeyyyy

DISEASE RATS!!!!!!!

HOPPER ASHING ON HIS FACE KING????? OW?????????????????????

This is so uncomfortable bro my dad did this to me once and it was horrifically misguided on his part and he was making some wild ass assumptions about my relationship with certain people and oUGADHADKAJSHAKSJH this isthe season of second hand embarassment and its PAINFUL

MIKE IS JUST MA KING IT WORSE PLEASE SHUT UP I OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I KEEP PAUSING IT BC I CANT HANDLE THIS

HOPPER H ELLO ????

IM

THIS IS

BRO THIS fucking entire season is gonna be so fucking painfULLLL STOP STOP STOP like the. BROOOOO stop stop stop whose got a link to a breakdown of the family dynamics between everyone and how fucked up everyone is i cant even put thi sinto words im just losing my mind hopethis makes sense

SORRY DUSTIN I !!! GOD. PICKING UP RUSSIAN SHIT INSTEAD OF HIS GF SORRY

i literally cant handle this weird Billy fucking Milfs arc and i cant even begin to stress how much i fucking hate it and him. I have literally no room in my heart for that piece of shit

im SORRY to KaREN WHEELER THOUGH LIKE DAMN GIRL your mariage is in shambles and you really want to be fucked by THIS GUY ?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOT FUCKING GET ATTACKED BY FERAL DISEASED RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL RATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know he fucking dies but iM GONAN LOSE MY MIND DOES HE GET FUCKIGN KILLED BY STOPP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS IS SO FUC NNY YEAHH HYEAHHH BABEY FUCKING GET HIS ASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[keepdrivingrry]

DANGEROUS

summary: harry and y/n were together for a year barely going public, harry gets casted as jack in don’t worry darling, making the couple become distant with different work schedules. harry was then seen with olivia wilde the director for multiple occasions. making the couple breakup

(horrible summary I’m sorryy but also some of these pictures aren’t harry obviously😭)

face claim: madison beer

also first post so don’t expect too much besties let me know what other scenarios and face claims I should do!!

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yourinstagram 🖤 @/harrystyles

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arianagrande PARENT

haileybaldwin awww I’m so happy for you !!

y/nfan STOP WHAT

harryfan1 I KNEW IT

harrystyles ❤️

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hsupdates harry with his girlfriend y/n seen today in LA!

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y/nfan1 they’re literally so cute

harryfan1 ew

↳ harryfan2 they are literally happy leave them alone

y/nfan2 no cause why does y/n always look so gorgeous

harryfan3 I’m literally going to cry if they ever break up.

harryfan4 paparazzi has to leave them alone I swear I’ll fight them

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hsupdates harry with olivia at his manager’s wedding holding hands?

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hsfan1 HARRY WHAT??

haileybaldwin what the hell @/yourinstagram

↳ y/nfan1 WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS??

↳ yourinstagram oh.

y/nfan2 I feel so bad for y/n

hsfan2 poor y/n :(

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TMZ y/n l/n seen yelling at harry styles outside a restaurant, trouble in paradise 👀

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y/nfan1 literally delete this

y/nfan2 stopppp y/n deserves better

harryfan1 I was at the restaurant omg I heard a few bits of the conversation she was yelling at him saying “you told me nothing was going on with her” “you know how embarrassing this is for me” and he just said “calm down can we have this conversation in private please” and “ I just holding her hand”

↳ harryfan2 he’s literally making it hard for us to defend him

↳ y/nfan3 the gaslighting 😍

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hsupdates harry and olivia out today in LA

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hsfan1 I legit can’t look at them after what they did to y/n

hsfan2 HELP NOT OLIVIA LIKING THIS 💀

y/nfan1 I miss harry and y/n :(

hsfan3 PR !!

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yourinstagram dangerous out now 🖤

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arianagrande love you y/n !!

↳ yourinstagram 🖤

zayn amazing song

↳ yourinstagram thanks z!!

harryfan1 this is screaming harry

↳ y/nfan1 obviously he broke her heart

y/nfan2 TELL ME THE TRUTH WHAT DID I DO LOOK AT ME

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harryupdates harry and olivia out today in LA

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harryfan1 this screams pr

y/nfan1 saw this while I was listening to dangerous

↳ harryfan2 every time I see them I think of how much harry hurt her :(

y/nfan3 ew

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y/nupdates y/n singing dangerous for the first time !!

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y/nfan1 I was there she started crying so bad I feel so sorry for her ☹️

harryfan1 uh harry what are you doing here

y/nfan2 someone tell harry to leave her alone I swear

↳ harryfan2 he obviously still loves her

↳ y/nfan2 you don’t cheat on someone you love

[jadedxrealityw]

-Slytherin GC Chaos Part 1- Draco Malfoy x Reader

♡~🐍~♡

Kody: Thought this was a cool idea so why not. Show this some love if you want a second part

Warning: Mature and sexual themes and a chaotic mess.

House: Slytherin

Summary: Draco and Y/n are being to loud in the Slytherin house

♡~🐍~♡

Side_Character: = Theo

Ginny’s_Girlfriend: = Pansy

Still_Amused: = Blaise

Slytherin_Prince: = Draco

Slytherin_Princess: = Y/n

♡~🐍~♡

Hiss Hiss Bitch 🐍:

*Side_Character Has Logged On*

Side_Character_Theo: oh merlin, there at it again

*Ginny’s_Girlfriend Has Logged On*

*Still_Amused Has Logged On*

Still_Amused: They are seriously loud too.

Ginny’s_Girlfriend: I don’t think it’s that bad

Side_Character_Theo: Your only saying that because everytime Ginny Weasley is over you to are louder then the heavens.

Ginny’s_Girlfriend: uh- stfu with your single ass.

Side_Character_Theo: all i did was breath.

Ginny's_Girlfriend: exactly.

Still_Amused: ...n e ways

Side_Character_Theo: DID SHE JUST CALL HIM DADDY! EWWW

Ginny's_Girlfriend: wow. Kinky

Still_Amused: my poor innocent theo

Side_Character_Theo: did you just say my?

Still_Amused:...no

Ginny's_Girlfriend: gay

Still_Amused: says the lesbian

Ginny's_Girlfriend: and?

Side_Character_Theo: Guys! THERE GETTING LOUDER!

Ginny's_Girlfriend: oH mErLiN dAdDy hArDeR!

Side_Character_Theo: ewww Pansy stopppp

*Slytherin_Princess Has Logged On*

Slytherin_Princess: i take it you guys can hear us?

Side_Character_Theo: Hi Y/n!!!

Slytherin_Princess: Hi Theo.

Ginny's_Girlfriend: So...How's the dick?

Slytherin_Princess: oh merin

Side_Character_Theo: Pansy!

Ginny's_Girlfriend: What? i forgot what it feels like.

Still_Amused: i would not like to know, thank you.

Slytherin_Princess: thank you Blaise

Still_Amused: no problem

Side_Character_Theo: hey! I didn't say anything weird!

Slytherin_Princess: and you too Theo

Side_Character_Theo: Yay!

*Slytherin_Prince Has Logged On*

Slytherin_Prince: Y/n why are you texting in the bathroom! Hurry up and come out

Still_Amused: hey daddy

Ginny's_Girlfriend: LMFAO

Slytherin_Prince: ew what the fuck?!

Slytherin_Princess: they heard us Dray

Ginny's_Girlfriend: oh no, we heard you Y/n.

Still_Amused: nah. I still heard lover boy over here. Tell me Draco. Did she ever tell you how much she likes it?

Slytherin_Prince: i hate each and every one of you

Side_Character_Theo: Hey!

Slytherin_Prince: except for you Theo.

Side_Character_Theo: yay!

Still_Amused: never change please

Ginny's_Girlfriend: gay

Still_Amused: OH MERLIN HANNAH RIGHT THERE!

Ginny's_Girlfriend: your a wack ass bitch sometimes you know?

Still_Amused: fully aware

Slytherin_Prince: Y/n get out the bathroom. I want to cuddle.

Ginny's_Girlfriend: aww

Still_Amused: aw

Side_Character_Theo: awwww

Slytherin_Prince: i meant to dm her. Son of a bitch

Still_Amused: i think your moms pretty chill

Ginny's_Girlfriend: your dad tho is a fuckin bitch

Slytherin_Princess: i'm coming out. Sorry for keeping you guys up. I'll be quiet in the future. Bye!

Side_Character_Theo: Bye Y/n!

*Slytherin_Princess Has Logged Off*

Slytherin_Prince: she will not be quiet in the future

*Slytherin_Prince Has Logged Off*

Still_Amused: ew.

Ginny's_Girlfriend: double ew. Night Theo and gay boy

*Ginny's_Girlfriend Has Logged Off*

Side_Character_Theo: Alright night Blaise ♡

Still_Amused: Goodniht

Still_Amused: nightgood

Still_Amused: goongight

Still_Amused: Goodnight Theo

Side_Character_Theo: Your silly Blaise

*Side_Character_Theo Has Logged Off*

*Still_Amused Has Logged Off*

♡~🐍~♡

Kody: yeah. I wrote this. Wow. Anyways, peace.

[word-scribbless]

Smile Again Part 7

Aaron hotchnerx female reader

Masterlist | series masterlist

They finally kissed last chapter! Now what?

——————

Y/N was awoken the next morning from a very sweet and slightly steamy dream about a certain G-Man by her phone ringing with a call from JJ.

“Tell me you kissed!” JJ greeted as soon as Y/N picked up.

“Hello to you too Jayje” she laughed, blushing a little at her cousin’s question.

“What’s the news!?”

“Aren’t you hung over? Why are you so loud?” Y/N teased.

“Ugh answer me dammit!”

“We kissed” Y/N squeaked out.

“YESSSSSS” Jj yelled so loud Y/N had to move the phone away from her ear. “Ow that hurt! I guess I am hung over.”

“Aw poor baby I should let you go then” Y/N joked .

“Don’t you dare hang up that phone before you tell me what happened!”

“Your boss is an incredibly good kisser.” Y/N joked

“Ew when you put it that way it’s weird!” Jj laughed

“Oh okay I won’t tell you about it then.” She joked

“STOP IT!” Jj whined “who kissed who!” Her cousin asked, suddenly sounding further away and Y/N knew she was most likely talking to bother JJ and Will now.

“He kissed me” Y/N said

“I knew it!” She heard Jj shriek.

“But I told him to” Y/N admitted

“Ha” she heard Will yell while she heard JJ say “dammit”

“Okay Stop betting about my love life and take me off speaker phone now please!” Y/n said with a chuckle.

“Okay done” JJ said

“Jayje I really like him.” She admitted shyly.

“Well I’ve never known you to kiss people you didn’t like!” JJ joked and continued when y/n laughed. “I’m really glad you let him in Y/N/N”

“I’m still a little scared, but I don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of being with him.”

“Eeeeee” Jj squealed before groaning about her head again.

The rest of the call was spent talking about their night after they had parted, and their plans for a girls day that Sunday.

Later that afternoon, Hotch was standing on the sidelines at Jack’s soccer practice getting grilled by none other than Dave Rossi in much the same way Y/N was by JJ.

“So you drove her home?” Dave asked.

“I did” Hotch answered before directing one of the players on kicking.

“They know how to kick Aaron stop stalling!” Rossi said turning to face him.

“ What do you want me to say?” Aaron asked, not looking away from the field.

“Have you kissed her yet?” Dave asked and watched as Aaron looked at him and then away with a telling smirk.

“Attaboy Aaron” he said patting him on the back before turning back to the game.

Aaron could barely focus on the rest of the game as he thought about his upcoming night with y/n and his son.

That night Y/N showed up to the Hotchner house as usual. They settled in and snuggled up a little closer than they had before. They were each on either side of jack again, but this time Aaron’s arm was over the back of the chair and Y/N and Jack were both tucked up under his arm. Jack didn’t seem to notice the change, and if he did, he didn’t seem to mind too much.

At the end of the movie, Jack and Y/N got up and were dancing around the room to the music that played with the credits. They pulled Aaron up with him and he quickly spun them both around in a silly dance move. Y/N was laughing and smiling so hard her face hurt. She scooped up Jack who giggled and said

“See Y/N, I told you that my daddy would be one of the people who made you smile again.”

Y/N couldn’t help but smile and blush a bit. “You sure did buddy, and you were right. Your daddy hasn’t stopped making me smile since I met him.” She said with a smile to a slightly flushed Aaron before tickling Jack’s sides “and neither have you mister!” Jack giggled and wiggled around in Y/N’s arms and Aaron joined in the tickle fight that lead to a full tickle battle.

When the tickle battle settled down Jack curled up into y/N’s side on the couch.

“You make my daddy smile a lot too! Even if he’s just talking about you.” Jack whispered, still loud enough for his father to hear.

She looked up to see Aaron with a small blush and a wide smile.

After a few more minutes of cuddles y/N and Aaron walked a sleepy jack back to his bed room to tuck him in. They each read him a story and kissed him goodnight. Before he fell asleep he triple checked that Y/N was going to come watch his soccer game in the morning, a plan they had made a few days before on the phone. After Jack was sound asleep the adults went back out the the living room.

Aaron poured them each a glass of wine and Y/N found them a TV movie to watch, this had become a habit after the first time. Aaron came to sit next to her, placing their glasses on the coffee table and taking her hands.

“He’s right you know, I smile a lot more since I met you” he admired with a smile.

“Does it scare the team?” She joked

“Only Dave and jj have caught me so far.” He laughed “well at least they’re the only two brave enough to call me out on it.

“Has Dave asked about us?” She asked curiously.

“Only every day” he huffed playfully

“Is he pro Y/N and Aaron or con?”she asked as she picked up her wine.

“You’re kidding right?“ he turned to look at her again.

“What?”

Aaron laughed and admitted “He’s been trying to get me to make a move since the day we met.”

“I have the best friend approval.” She cheered softly

“Yup” Aaron’s said and he leaned over to kiss her head

“And the son approval it would seem.” She continued

“Oh yeah, no doubt there!” He laughed

“Good.” She smiled before curling up into his side to watch the movie.

After a few minutes her head popped back up, “since I have everyone’s approval does that mean you can be my work out buddy like promised!” She asked

“I’ve been waiting for you to ask, join me on my run Wednesday? I have an early day Monday so I’m skipping” he smiled

“Wednesday is perfect” she smiled and kissed his cheek before snuggling in Closer.

Y/N must have had a long week because with in 15 minutes of snuggling up to Aaron, he heard her softly snoring against him. He smiled and relaxed next to her, falling asleep not long after.

A few hours later Aaron woke up confused, quickly smiling as he realized where he was and who was snuggled up next to him.

“Hey sweetheart.” He whispered as he shook Y/N softly.

“Hey,” she said groggily as she woke up. “what time is it?”

“About midnight, I fell asleep too. I was hoping you’d let me talk you into staying here, I don’t want you to have to drive this late.”

Y/N Nodded, smiling at his thoughtfulness “yeah, you have an extra comfy couch, I’ll get my go bag from my car.”

Aaron raised his Eye brow at the mention of a go bag.

“I started to carry one since I never know when jj will need me to take the boys” she explained.

“Smart, I’ll got get it.” He said as he took her keys to retrieve her bag.

When he came back in with her bag, she went to change. She came back to Aaron making up a bed on the couch.

“Thank you handsome, this looks so cozy.” Y/N said coming up behind Aaron and hugging his waist from behind.

“Mm-mm this is for me, you take the bed.” Aaron argued, turning around to hug her back.

“No way!”

“Yes way” he smirked “what kind of gentleman would I be to have you sleep on the couch?”

“The one with a son who would be rather confused if he woke up with a nightmare to find me in his fathers bed instead of him.” She said smiling.

“He’d be fine.” Aaron assures.

“I really don’t want to take your bed Aaron, you take your bed and I’ll be cozy out here. maybe I could borrow a sweatshirt though? I forgot mine? If I get scared I’ll know where to find you.” She smiled.

“Good” he kissed her head. “I’ll grab you a sweatshirt. And Y/NI’m serious about that though, if you need me come get me okay?” He asked as he pulled her close.

“I will, it’s nice to have you so close” she smiled, “I could get used to it.”

“Me too” Hotch whispered as he kissed her head.

“Good night Aaron, I really really like you” Y/N said as she pulled him in.

“I really really like you Y/N, good night sweetheart.” He leaned in and kissed her sweetly.

Aaron brought her a sweatshirt that she slipped on. She snuggled up with a happy smile and fell asleep wrapped in the scent of the man she was quickly falling in love with.

Y/N was not a stranger to nightmares, neither was Aaron. That why when he heard her sniffle in his doorway at about 2 in the morning he knew exactly what was wrong.

“Nightmare?” He asked

She nodded and shuffled closer to his bed.

He scooted over and lifted the covers before she climbed in.

She snuggled in close to him and took a deep breath as he wrapped his arms around her. She opened her mouth to apologize, tell him she felt stupid for running to him like a child, tell him he deserved better. Then she thought about what he’d say, that he wanted to be there for her, he cared, he wanted her. So instead of saying she was sorry she turned towards him to and wrapped her arms around his wait, settling her head on his chest before looking into his eyes and whispering “Thank you Aaron”

“Always Y/N” he answered and kissed her softly before they both fell into a more peaceful sleep than either had in a while.

She woke up early the next morning to Jack poking at her face.

“Daddy said to wake you up for breakfast!” Jack whispered, very close to her face.

“I didn’t tell you to poke her in the face bud.” You heard Aaron chuckle from the hall.

“That’s okay, I’ll get him back” she laughed as she lunged forward to scoop him up and tickle him.

“DADDDDDY! Helpppp!” He squealed

“You need help?” Aaron asked sarcastically as he came over and started tickling them both.

“Is this helping?” He joked

“Nooooooo” Jack giggled

“STOPPPP” y/n squealed

“Okay okay lets go eat breakfast goofballs” Aaron smiles rolling over and taking jack with him.

“Mmm that sounds good but firstttt...” she leaned over and whispered into Jacks ear.

“What are you two up to?” Aaron asked laughing.

“GET HIM” Y/N yelled as they both lunged at Aaron tickling his sides as his laugh bellowed through the room.

“Heyyy! Okay okay! Breakfast is getting cold!” He giggled as he pulled away from them and kissed both their heads.

He smiled as he watched Y/N scoop up Jack and carrying him to the kitchen laughing. Oh yeah, he could get used to living like this. To be honest he already is used to it, he was officially in love with this woman. He knew they had to go slow but he couldn’t help how he felt.

The three of them ate breakfast together, laughing and talking about Jack’s upcoming soccer game.

At the game, Y/N stood on the sidelines cheering and routing Jack on as Aaron and Rossi coached The team to victory.

“You’ve got yourself a keeper there Aaron.” Dave said looking over at Y/N cheering loudly.

“I don’t have her, not yet at least... but you’re right, she’s definitely a keeper.”

“Do you see that girl?” Rossi asked.

Aaron smirked “can’t stop looking.”

Dave laughed “it might not be official Aaron, but you definitely have her... and she has you.” He said before walking away to help the team parents to set up snacks. Aaron couldn’t help but think about what he said, he did have her didn’t he? God he loved that thought.

Y/N went over to the snack table to help Dave and Aaron while the kids all rehydrated and celebrated their win.

“Hey great job today coaches!” She smiled as she gave Dave a hug.

“Hey tesoro” Dave said “glad to see you.”

“You too Dave”

“Hey you” Aaron said as he walked over to her, followed by a blond who didn’t look too happy when he hugged Y/N.

“Hey Aaron, great job today.” She said, leaning in to kiss his cheek.

“Thanks, Jack was playing extra great for you.” He smiled before they heard the blonde lady clear her throat behind them.

“Oh Y/N this is Margret James, Jack’s friend Liam’s mom.”

“Hi it’s nice to meet you” Y/N said as she reached her hand out.

Margret looked at Y/N and weakly shook her hand.

“ Hi” she turned quickly to Aaron “so are you and Jack in to come to our house Friday?” She asked flirtily as she touched his arm.

Y/N turned to look at Dave who rolled his eyes and shook his head as if to say ‘she’s annoying don’t worry about it.’

Aaron moved away and said, “sorry we aren’t free Friday, thank you though.”

Margret walked away dejectedly as Aaron turned to take Y/N’s hand to go celebrate with Jack.

Dave smiled as he watched Aaron and Y/N scoop Jack up in a hug, he couldn’t remember the last time he saw his good friend so happy.

@violetclifford @diesinspanishbcimhispanic @badassbitchqueen

[lovelylogans]

Ooooh, pretty please random facts that is the makeshift family of Virgil, Roman, Isadora and Janus? (Also is Virgil permitted to call her Isadora or is it still Ms Prince?)

it’s more like virgil, roman, isadora, janus, and patton, too, but as patton is the only one without a kid in the mix (and the one who takes on the kids when both parents are busy) it does tend to be virgil, roman, isadora, and janus a lot of the time. some facts about this weird little family of theirs:

yes, virgil is permitted to call her isadora; they are the most terrifying set of friends in sideshire, which janus uses to his advantage and roman is hilariously unaware of

día de muertos, dessalines day, haitian flag day, and other holidays that are celebrated in mexico and haiti are Big Days! for all of them; virgil, being the only white person, had a bit of a learning curve at first but does wholeheartedly celebrate with everyone

(patton prepares the food! roman helps make traditional mexican foods like sugar skulls and janus helps make traditional haitian foods like gateau l’orange.)

roman and janus are probably two of the most nutritionally-minded children that sideshire ever did see; they know a lot about food and virgil and isadora take Great Strides to ensure that their relationship with food is healthy

richard once suggested isadora and virgil date when he met isadora briefly while picking up virgil to see a show that roman was performing in and virgil laughed for about five minutes straight; he repeated this to roman like it was the funniest thing he ever heard, and roman had a similar reaction

janus once called virgil “dad” at age like seven and literally went to hide under roman’s bed for about an hour because Sentimentality, Ew,

roman, however, has no such compunctions about calling isadora “mom”

both roman and janus are lactose intolerant; neither isadora or virgil are, but they always carry around lactaid because the kids forget

roman, isadora, and janus all adore spicy food; virgil Suffers

isadora, janus, and virgil all are on “team brontë novels suck” ; roman Suffers

virgil, janus, and roman all have some level of enthusiasm for telenovelas, whether out of genuine enjoyment or guilty pleasure; isadora Suffers

isadora, roman, and virgil all enjoy listening to mainstream classical music; janus Suffers

(janus mostly suffers because he hears it on repeat every day make it sTOPPPP it’s like half the reason he goes to virgil’s to hang out, because he’s sick and tired of hearing the music from swan lake OVER and OVER and OVER from the studio)

 the “you got the kid?” “yes, he’s here helping with the children’s class. do you have mine?” “yeah, he got another tingle book today. dinner at patton’s?” “certainly. meet at seven?” phone call happens like twice a week

[yeojaa]

From all the bts members, who do you personally think is the most to least fashionable?

OHHHHHHHHHH i love this question. i love fashion @_@

but also, i want to preface this with the fact that this is my personal opinion, obviously. each of the boys are fashionable in their own way...

JK

tae

suga

jimin

jin

joon

hobi

my reasonings are below the cut if anyone is interested... 🤡 please note i’m gonna talk about what i think it means.. to be fashionable? i guess. or stylish (which i think is different)!! n e weigh...

JK is... kind of a chameleon? i love his style the most, not just because it most closely resembles mine (lol) and i think i have good style HAHAHAH but because he’s very adaptable. and being adaptable is a big part of fashion. he can wear... almost anything? you can put him in a slinky leopard print blouse and it’ll look just as good as when he’s in an oversized carhartt tee. he wears the clothes;  the clothes don’t wear him. 

i think we’ve seen that as he’s grown up and how his style has always changed. he kind of, idk, keeps a finger on the pulse point of fashion without like.... losing his own sense of style? because every year (or comeback or whatever you want to call it), he has a very distinct look. it’s usually a mix of what’s in at the time, mixed with his personal taste? and he’s one of those people that like.. finds things he loves and really leans into it. eg. timbs, white shirts, balenciaga, combat boots. 

at the same time, he’s not stuck on old fads or fast-fashion and bridges the gap between different and very popular well.  

imo, tae has... the most effortless style? he’s the most stylish in my eyes (even though his style isn’t my #1). 

when i say he’s the most stylish though, i mean it as in, he’s very good at taking different pieces (whether or not they’d conventionally work) and making it work. he’s got style in spades and while he isn’t necessarily the most fashion-forward, he encapsulates i think... what it means to be stylish? he mixes timeless pieces with quirkier things? finds the balance between new and old? i think if you looked in his closet, you’d find relevant pieces from throughout the last, idk, century, and i think it means a lot to be able to dress with the times but to not be caught up in what is cool now?

there are some things he wears that i hate (HIS FUCKING DUMB BIG SLIDES UGHHHH STOPPPP) but a lot of his closet is very wearable and very timeless, which is honestly a feat. **note he’s also like a friggin’ bajillionaire so like.... it’s not hard to be well-dressed when you have money... but he still does it VERY well.

suga cares a lot about comfort (hell yeah brother) but he makes the simple things look good. i love that. love that for him. etc. it also helps that for the last like, five years, simple has been in? simple, classic, lowkey flex shit, which is very him and which i highkey drool over 24/7. 

ew @ normcore though. ew forever 😇

jimin’s on the other side of the spectrum. he wears a lot more extravagant stuff (again imo!!) but he pairs it in such a way that it.. works for him? now there’s not a ton of stuff in jimin’s closet i’d probably wear, but he does have an eye for picking really wonderful pieces to pair with his like, chelsea boots and pretty face... bonus for also being so great about not giving a damn about gendered clothing!! A TRUE KING!

jin dresses... i think the most, hm. how do i say.. normally? as in his style is most like that of someone you’d see walking down the street in korea. casual, comfortable, well-fitting. which isn’t to say he dresses boringly or anything, but he just... knows what works for him and sticks with that. and frankly, i would like to raid his closet for his sweaters 😐😐

joon does athleisure wear really, really well. like. he is. .. idk. effortless, also. but in a different way. i don’t think you could go into his closet and be like “ah yes you belong on the best-dressed list” because, again, i feel as if he dresses for himself? he wears what he likes and pairs things as he sees fit. he doesn’t really abide by any traditional conventions in terms of style, neither following the current trends nor harkening to like... a capsule wardrobe. he just. is. he’s just joon. and that’s cool as hell, tbh.

last but not least, hobi. hobi hobi hobi. he is the most fashionable to me. and by fashionable i mean the most fashion-forward. experimental. willing to try new things. he doesn’t ever really shy away from the “new” and i think.. is most likely to be found rocking something from a new collection, versus sticking with the same old stuff. i don’t always think it works (luckily, fashion is about self-expression so whom tf cares what i think!!) but he’s always just. trying. doing. having fun. and that’s huuuuge. 

[let-me-vibe]

!!!Hearth!!! The horror movie silent hill is on YouTube it’s basscally demon dabi backstory I would encourage a watch 👀

1:31- Why are they dressed like Dabi's boots

2:03- | God why am I here T-T

2:40- || What the hell is happening

3:47- | Does it have subtitles?

Nope

| Damn it speak up

4:12- Do we get any context at all for this shit. I mean same. But chill out, girlie.

5:58- Make it black

7:54- Oh hey look, more runes used purely for aesthetic. You box says "iwngynw", congrats. Hello yes I know runic, movies why do you do this

8:31- | Hell no

10:11- Okay, so half backstory with shitty acting. Got it.

11:30- | Asshole

11:49- | Oh, so she gets her chosen name during attendance

12:43- I'm not like other people, I'm weird, I'm different™

14:30- | Stopppp

14:59- | STOPPPP

| Looks like Moonfish

16:41- Foot, crotch, stomach, nose. Jab him with a key.

18:10- | Same

| Ew

18:58- | Annnnnd I take my leave

Bye, Keni

20:48- | STOP DOING THAT

20:53- They didn't even try to make that not look like rubber

23:38- || Wish I felt bad for that poor poor police guy

24:19- | And I have no idea what's going on in this movie right now

25:37- | Do You Facebook

26:35- | Movie gods, please do not

27:00- | Okay you can keep the rabbit, fuck the romantic subplot

29:15- Blood on a wall doesn't look like that, the letters run

|| Not gonna ask

30:56- | Do you have a warrant

32:16- I hate the way this movie does backstories

33:52- | Ooh goody, a cult, we must half-trigger all today

| Horror's like that

36:14- | They want you as a human sacrifice you idiot, fuck your dad. I'd leave mine. Sorry Dad.

Your dad's dead, he'd be fine.

| True

37:11- Same

37:47- Of fucking course

38:17- || Oh lord, I'm glad Keni left

40:46- | aaAa. No.

41:34- | Shoot that gun at someone and I'll commit a war crime

Do you want me to pull up the trigger list? Cuz---

| We'll be fine

44:50- | Duh, it's a cult

46:32- | Oh fun, loveless antagonist. Creative. Maybe I love her. Maybe I'll treat her nicely and make her a cake instead of setting her on fire. Maybe I won't give her reason to be in so much pain that she splits her soul in half. She's a child. God.

You're doing it again.

48:46- | Shit!

50:51- | Hell no

53:10- | Fuck you, I love Alessa and I want to make her hot chocolate :'(

56:10- | If they pull out that goddamn rabbit again---

What if it's Alessa's stuffed animal?

| Then she deserves it and I'll deal with it

57:22- || I too look hideous, scream, and cower when I'm suddenly faced with light

57:34- | WAR CRIMES IT IS

Hi, Akio

| I'm sitting with Keni and getting a smootie, fuck this.

1:00:35- Did Ujiko write this movie? With the staples and shit? He's into staples.

1:01:05- JIN THERE MIGHT BE A GUNSHOT COMING

| OKAY

1:02:07- This movie's weird

1:04:39- | HHhHHh

1:05:14- | I'm all for senseless gore, but this is ridiculous. Blood isn't scary.

1:07:36- Genuinely what the hell is happening

1:07:59- Also why the hell are they moaning

1:11:00- || Get ready Giri, it's your favorite part of horror movies

| It's fiiiiiiine all of this is in Alessa's head or something, I just need to think of it like I think of going after Zome

Of course you're coping by parenting

1:12:53- | Ewwww why with the kissing stop

1:13:13- | Deja vu, I've just bee---

No

1:14:20- Get ready for smellavision, PTSD's latest entertainment invention. "You can smell the flesh burning!"

Are you okay?

Yeah

1:14:24- | Alessa! Sweetie! My third gothic destruction child!

1:14:56- | Tomura I have a type in children

Was it the black clothing, being used as a tool, decay powers, or "I feel nothing but hate"

| Yes :')

1:15:40- | Kill her, baby!

Kuro...

1:16:39- | .....Alessa?

1:17:53- | Where the hell did Alessa go. She didn't die. Come on. I thought she could survive fire.

1:19:02- | Alessa no!!

|| What did you think was gonna happen?

1:19:35- | Cuz that's cult life babeyyyy

1:22:59- Really? The passed out cop-out?

1:24:28- | I miss my goth daughter, bring her back, I know they're gonna kiss, please make it up to me

1:27:21- | And then Alessa came back and the movie was 100x better

Unfortunate

[askthetotallynotsquad]

so Jeremy what's ur kink

Jeremy: uh- the thing closest to that is I sometimes wear cat ears and stuff- and collars- but that’s it dude- I’m not that weird

Michael: JEREMY IS A FURRY

Jeremy: YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GOT A NOSEBLEED WHEN I HAD A COLLAR ON

Michael: BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING HOT

Jeremy: o-oh h-heh *v v v v v red*

Michael: *v v v v v red*

Jeremy: *puts on cat ears and a collar ;)*

Michael: *v v v v v v v v red*

Jeremy: if you get a nosebleed-

Michael: if you don’t sHUT UP *v v v v v v red ;”)*

Jeremy: I would put on a dress but your face can’t get any redder

Michael: sSSSSSTOP BULLYING ME *v v v v v v v red*

Jeremy: *rings the bell on his collar* mikeyyyyy~

Michael: Jeremy stoppppp *v v v v v v v v red*

Jeremy: *sits next to thy michael* never~

Michael: jeremy qUIT iT *rrrrred*

Jeremy: but Mikeyyyy~

Michael: stopppp *:((* *redredredredred*

Jeremy: okayyy *kisses thy michael*

Michael: *hughughughughug*

Jeremy: I’m sowwy for being kinkyyyy

Michael: it’s fineeee *cling*

Jeremy: *picks up thy micheel* is my baby tireddd

Michael: yyyeah *leech*

Jeremy: do you want me to hold you or put you down, so you can sleep?

Michael: I want yyyou *cling*

Jeremy: you’re clearly really tired bub- *plays with his hair* go to sleep...I love you

Michael: *cccccling* *sleep úwù*

Later: wassup

Jeremy: *blasting Billie bc he can*

Michael: *awaken* jeremy it’s too lOUDD

Jeremy: *stops dancing and turns the music off* fineeeee *flops on the couch*

Michael: it’s cold in this house what the hell do you do in here

Jeremy: I blast music and run around the house in my cat slippers

Michael: why the fuck is it so cOLD JEREMY ARE YOU ELSA OR SOME SHHHIT

Jeremy: I was her for Halloween one time-

Michael: yes jeremy I remember I bet the costume still fits you

Jeremy: it does-

Michael: babe go become Elsa

Jeremy: ugh *goes to get the dress*

Michael: *plays Minecraft on his phone*

Jeremy: *comes back with the dress on* I hate this michael-

Michael: *cOUGH* *WHEEZE* OH MY GOD

Jeremy: SHUSH

Michael: LET IT GO LET IT GO

Jeremy: *still has the cat ears and collar on bc he never took them off??*

Michael: *WHEEZE* YOURE FURRY ELSA

Jeremy: I will be kinky again Michael-

Michael: go ahead

Jeremy: you like me when I’m like that?!-

Michael: sure why not

Jeremy: I- oh hello no *changes into a sweater bc fall*

Michael: HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Jeremy: Michael calm down- my dad is sleeping-

Michael: HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Jeremy: Michael! Stop!

Michael: nO

Jeremy: Michael I swear to god- *kisses him v intensely*

Michael: *kiss owo*

Jeremy: that’s one way to get you to stop yelling-

Michael: PENIS

Jeremy: *pins him against the wall* stop

Michael: PENIS

Jeremy: Michael stop

Michael: no why should I

Jeremy: I don’t maybe because I don’t want my dad to wake up?

Michael: why not

Jeremy: because- I’m not supposed to have people over right now, but you’re here so he can’t know

Michael: ew why are you not allowed to have people over

Jeremy: I don’t know- just please be quiet *kiss owo*

Michael: fineeeeee *v long kiss uwu*

Jeremy: this is kinda hot Michael-

Michael: I’m aware~~

Jeremy: but like- I kinda have you pinned against a wall- so I’m kinda topping you

Michael: would you rather it be the other way around?~~~

Jeremy: *v v v v v red* m-m-maybe

Michael: *pIns jerome against the wall* bAm

Jeremy: o-o-oh *v v v v v red*

Michael: *v v v v v v v long kiss owo*

Jeremy: *moans OOPS TEEHEE XD OWO MICHEEL PACKSON*

Michael: *v v v v v v v v v v long kiss OWO ÚWÙ XD*

Mr. Heere: *walks in* OH- USE PROTECTION BOYS! *leaves*

Michael: *wHEEZE*

Jeremy: DAD I WAS HAVING A GOOD MOMENT!

Michael: *wHEEZE* oH MY GOD

Mr.Heere: *walks downstairs* I’m sorry but Michael looked really into it so I’ll let you two continue- Michael just make sure Jeremy can walk after

Michael: *cOUGH* *WHEEZE* I CANT BREATHE

Mr. Heere: save your air child- Jeremy can get very into things- I hear him sometimes-

Michael: *wHeeze* oH MY GOD *fAlls over*

Jeremy: DAD GO AWAY!!

Mr. Heere: have fun kids *walks downstairs*

Jeremy: what the hell just happened-

Michael: *WHEEZE* JEREMY THAT WAS-

Jeremy: THAT WAS LITERALLY EVERYTHING IVE EVER DREAMED OF UNTILL MY DAD WALKED IN-

Michael: YOURE SO HORNY

Jeremy: SHUT UP

Michael: *ssstands up* are you okay??

Jeremy: that was the most embarrassing thing ever- I thought that was going somewhere-

Michael: it’s okay *kisses the Jerome’s forehead*

Jeremy: I’m not trying to be kinky but- that was amazing-

Michael: I know *pat*

Jeremy: we should do that more-

Michael: mhmmm

Jeremy: sorry about my dad- he always thinks we’re gonna do it when we kiss-

Michael: it’s okay- it’s extremely funny

Jeremy: *pushes him against the wall and kisses him ;)*

Michael: *spins around a pIns jerome to a wall???* get rekt n00b *v v v v v v v v long kiss owo*

Jeremy: back to this again?~

Michael: oh shut up-

Jeremy: never~ *kiss owo*

Michael: *puts his arms around Jerome’s neck ;”)* *kkkkkkkkiss*

Jeremy: *wraps his arms around around thy Michael’s waist;))*

Michael: stop being so fUCKING tall-

Jeremy: do I need to pick you up??

Michael: fUck no- let’s just- like- move to the couch or something- so you’re not a fUCKING GIANT

Jeremy: I’m sorry I’m so tall *sits on the couch*

Michael: *jUmps ontop of jerome* hiiii~

Jeremy: *is like laying down now bc micchael jumped on him??* hellooo~

Michael: *v v v v v v v v v v long kiss ;))))*

Jeremy: *puts his hand in Michael’s hair;)*

Michael: *wraps his arms around Jerome’s waist ;;;)*

Jeremy: *kisses his neck and accidentally gives him a ;)))*

Michael: *oopsie woopsie pulls Jerome’s hair ;”)*

Jeremy: *moans oops XD teehee frosty bby*

Michael: *runs his hands through Jerome’s hair XD heehee*

Jeremy: *blush man teehee*

Mr. Heere: kids dinner is done! You can continue after- make sure you clean up!

Michael: *fAlls off the jerome* ouchies

Jeremy: oh my god! Are you okay *half on the couch half on the ground-*

Michael: I’m fine- my neck hurts, JEREMY

Jeremy: well I’m sorry!- *walks downstairs to get food*

Mr. Heere: michael, you might want to cover your neck- theres multiple uh-

Michael: yes I’m aware tell your son to calm down next time

Mr. Heere: don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it kid, I heard noises up there

Michael: yeah I know

Mr. Heere: Jeremy, son, I know you want to be inside him but calm down next time

Jeremy: DAD WHAT THE HELL

Michael: mr heere I hate to inform you but your son’s a bottom

Mr. Heere: well then I’m surprised he doesn’t have any marks on him

Michael: he’s too damn tall

Mr. Heere: *making eggs??* then sit in his lap or something- I’m just very surprised- Jeremy always talks about how he wants to be marked!

Jeremy: D-D-DAD!

Michael: marked in what way? you see, Jeremy’s a furry

Mr. Heere: yes, I know- the ladies at Victoria’s Secret always look at me when I have to buy collars for him-

Michael: Ugh jeremy needs to learn how to be an independent man and buy his kinky shit himself

Jeremy: the ladies tried hitting on me when I did!

Michael: how do you think your dad feels, jEREMY? He’s a crunchy old man- no offense

Mr. Heere: non taken kid

Jeremy: well I’m sorry I like cat stuff!

Michael: mY BOYFRIEND IS A FURRY

Jeremy: true

Mr. Heere: yeah but you love him

Michael: I don’t know how

Jeremy: *gasp* wow rude

Michael: well I mean you were rude to me on Halloween soooo-

Jeremy: ......*looks down*

Michael: I’m sorry-

Jeremy: I’m sorry babe..*hugs him from the side*

Michael: no I’m sorry-

Jeremy: it’s okay *kisses his head*

Michael: *hughughughughug*

Jeremy: *sits at the table and puts Michael on his lap, facing the table and has his arms around him bc uwu*

Michael: *holds Jeremy’s arm?? oKay*

Jeremy: *rests his head on top of michaels*

Michael: you’re so sssoft *leech*

Jeremy: mmhmmm

Mr. Heere: boys just make sure if you do that again keep the door closed

Michael: yeah wwwwhatever *clings to Jerome’s arm :”)*

Jeremy: *kisses the Michael’s cheek from behind??*

Michael: *kisses Jerome’s hand :”)*

Mr. Heere: michael if your mothers don’t need you home anytime you are welcomed to sleepover! I was going to take Jeremy to the mall tomorrow if you want to come- but that means you’ll have to go into Victoria’s Secret with him

Michael: ew I don’t wanna be a furry with Jeremy

Jeremy: Michael I won’t let you have my arm

Michael: *:”(* nooooo *cLING*

Jeremy: that’s what I thought

Mr. Heere: are you sure Jeremy’s a bottom Michael?

Michael: you think this twig of a man could top

Mr. Heere: indeed I do

Jeremy: see michaelll

Michael: I’m way too tired for this *cccling*

Jeremy: okay c’mon baby *picks him up but Michael still has his arm* where do you want to sleep?

Michael: *oopsie woopsie already asleep* *also still has jerem’s arm*

Jeremy: oh- okay then *sits on his bed and tries to put Michael down without waking him up*

Michael: nnnooooo- *clings onto jerem’s arm*

Jeremy: hhh okay okay *sits on the bed and puts Michael back in his lap*

Michael: *clingclingcling* *sLeep*

THUNDER: WASSUPPPPP

Power: bye

Michael: *:”(* it’s LOUD

Jeremy: it’s okay babe...*plays with his hair bc it calms him down??*

Michael: *shoves his face into jerem’s shirt*

Jeremy: shhh...it’s okay

Michael: I’m tireddddd *cling*

Jeremy: *puts a blanket over the michael*

Michael: Jeremy hug mE

[dvddggs]

To the Four of Us (Part Twenty One)

premise: modern AU chronicling the squad as they make their way through college and deal with general life things. soundtrack song: You and Me - Lifehouse full soundtrack: x words: 2,825 warnings: swears  a/n: i lov u all so here’s a nice happy fluffy christmas chapter :-)

all chapters: x

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dedication: @l0vedoesntdiscriminate for the soundtrack rec and also everyone who sent me a kind message when i posted my lil coming out thing earlier tonight, u all made me V happy!!!!! :-))

“ALEX! JOHN! Santa came last night!”

John awoke with a start when Alexander’s bedroom door slammed open. When he registered that George had burst in grinning, he yanked the covers up to his chin and jumped away from Alexander, trying to hide the fact that neither of them were wearing a stitch of clothing. The pyjamas—a sweet gesture—had admittedly not served their purpose very long once they were in the comfort and privacy of Alexander's queen-sized bed with inviting flannel sheets.

Alexander, in comparison, was less than graceful at the sight of his father. His bare chest was exposed and at some point he’d kicked out one of his extremely pale, extremely bare legs, so it was displayed overtop of the covers.

“Dad, seriously?” Alexander sighed. George threw his hands in the air and backed out of the room in exasperation.

“Sorry! Sorry! Not like I’m shocked or anything, though…seriously. I mean, at least y’all aren’t in a goddamn hospital this time,” he muttered, closing the door behind him.

“Nice start to the day,” said John, amused now that his boyfriend’s father wasn’t looking at him naked.

“Sorry,” Alexander laughed. “He means well, I swear…hey—merry Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas, Lex.”

They dressed quickly and went downstairs to find George pouring out three mugs of coffee. John knew that the gesture was small; George probably didn't even give it a second thought. But still, he felt himself wanting to cry when he saw the third mug sitting on the counter. It was innocent, lifeless, unimportant. But it was his mug. It looked old and didn’t match with the other two; it was obviously rarely used. But today, it was his. And that was so important to him.

John stayed quiet while they all drank their coffee, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes as they sat around the kitchen table. He found himself subconsciously trying to stay small and as non-intrusive as possible—it was, after all, George and Alexander's Christmas. He didn't want to make anything feel different or out of place for them.

"Do y'all wanna open gifts?" George smiled, standing up and putting his empty coffee mug in the sink.

"Be right back!” John replied, standing up quickly and hopping into Alexander's room.

He opened his suitcase and pulled out a plastic shopping bag which read, "Thanks for visiting!" on it. Before John had boarded the train in South Carolina, he'd rushed into the gift shop and picked up a touristy bottle opener and a six-pack of beer, thinking vaguely of Alexander and George.

Descending the stairs, he saw his hosts waiting for him, curious smiles planted on their faces. Suddenly, John felt very nervous to hand them his cheap and pathetic token of gratitude. Somehow, the two people standing at the bottom of the stairs had become two of the only people that John could rely on. And his repayment was cheap beer and a plastic turtle-shaped bottle opener that said “Myrtle Beach” on it. If that wasn’t indicative of John’s hopelessness, he didn’t know what was.

“I—uh—got you this,” he mumbled, shoving the beer bottles in George’s surprised hands. Tossing Alexander the bottle opener, John shrugged and looked at the floor. “I’m sorry it’s not much…it was kinda short notice, ya know?”

Alexander grinned and turned the turtle over in his hands. “This is so cute. Look, Dad! I’m gonna call him Laurens.”

John raised an eyebrow in befuddled amusement—Alexander looked genuinely pleased with the shitty gift. He turned to George, who was reading the label on the back of one of the bottles.

“Thank you, John,” he said seriously. “I got wine for tonight, but I totally forgot to get beer. This is perfect.”

John bit his lip and locked eyes with George, who gave him a small smile and a nod. There was a lot of understanding in that militant nod—like he was reassuring a troop after a rough night that it had all been worth it. A job well done.

Spinning around, George padded over to the tree and picked up a stocking to hand to John, as well as passing Alexander his.

“Well,” he said. “Get opening! We don’t have all day! Knowing Aaorn, he could be here any minute.”

Alexander laughed—his father had a point. He and John sat down on the couch while George popped in a Christmas CD, lit the fireplace, and sat down across from them. John was grinning like a fool—he could feel his cheeks aching, but he couldn’t stop. He’d never opened a stocking before, but he always been excited by the concept—a giant sock filled with necessities like razors, deodorant, and pens—every college kid’s dream.

He all but tore it open, earning bemused glances from Alexander each time he gasped excitedly at something he pulled out. How Alexander’s father had managed to put an entire stocking together for him, he had no idea, but he was eternally grateful nonetheless. When he reached the bottom, he pulled out a forest green fleece pullover that had been ungracefully rolled into a messy ball.

“Alex told me you constantly reject the idea of buying a sweater,” George chuckled.

“He does!” Alexander piped up. “Says he refuses to succumb to the cold, or something like that.”

John beamed, imagining Alexander FaceTiming George and talking fondly about his idiotic warmth complex.

“If I buy a sweater,” John began, “then the cold has beaten me. I think this is a good compromise, though. Thank you!”

George laughed as Alexander kissed him on the cheek. John unrolled the sweater-ball and pulled it on over top of the old t-shirt he’d been wearing. He would have taken his shirt off and swapped the articles of clothing, but the last thing he wanted was the “you’re-both-way-too-comfortable-with-shirtless-John-so-obviously-you’re-fucking” look from Alexander’s dad. So he opted for bunchy layers.

“There are a couple more things for Alex to open, John—I’m sorry, I didn’t—”

John cut George off before he could even begin to think about what he was about to say.

“Please, don’t feel bad! This is your family Christmas. I’m perfectly content to watch y’all open up your gifts and pet my new sweater. Seriously, you’ve already done more than enough—Mr. Washington…Sir.”

“Ew,” Alexander exclaimed. “Don’t call my dad ‘sir!’ It’s just George. Or Papa George…or Dad. Right, Dad?”

George chuckled, crossing the room to hand Alexander a small package (which turned out to be a badly-wrapped pair of jeans).

“Call me whatever you want, John. I stopped being called ‘sir’ years ago.”

“Sir…” Alexander scoffed, holding up the jeans to test out the length against his legs.

“Fine,” John crooned to Alex when George got up to check on the breakfast. “I’ll just stick to calling you ‘sir’ in bed. How’s that?”

Alexander’s eyes grew wide as he sat back down. John smirked—he knew exactly why his boyfriend was holding the jeans tightly in his lap instead of adding them to his little gift pile.

“I heard that,” George muttered wearily over his shoulder.

John hid his very-red, very-warm face in his hands as Alexander doubled over, cackling.

It was a good morning.

George’s prediction had been almost right—Aaron showed up less than two hours later with the promise that his family would be there by three.

“Sorry I’m late,” he’d announced when George answered the door. No matter how many times they’d told Aaron that he didn’t have to knock, he insisted. They gave up years ago.

When he got there, Alexander and John were intertwined on the carpet in front of the fireplace, huddled around their phones. They were deep in the throes of their group chat, giggling at a message they’d just received. Aaron smiled and sat down to talk to George, leaving Alexander to live in his little John bubble awhile longer.

“How is he today?” Aaron murmured, glancing at John. “He was a mess the other night. I mean, a mess. He didn’t speak once.”

George nodded absently, watching his son and his boyfriend as they snorted at something on the screen. “He seems totally fine…which kinda worries me. I barely even know what happened.”

“I don’t even think John barely knows what happened,” Aaron replied.

“Dad,” Alexander called. “What time is it in France right now?”

“Around six, I think,” George called, counting forward in his head. “Why?”

“We might Skype with Laf later. Didn’t wanna call if he’s eating dinner.”

“Oh, please,” John scoffed. “He’s probably on his seventh glass of wine by now, eating cheese dipped in cheese fondue. There’s no way he’s eating dinner yet. He once told me that he doesn’t eat dinner till ten o’clock at night.”

Alexander laughed and rolled his eyes, sending a message to their friends.

Alex: Laf, John thinks you’re eating cheese dipped in cheese fondue

…

Laf: He’s only half-wrong.

Lafayette sent a selfie of him holding a piece of cheese in between two fingers, a glass of red wine balanced dangerously in the same hand.

Herc: god, I miss you…

John: THAT’S DISGUSTING, STOPPPP

Laf: Oh, shut your cheese-hole, John. At least you and Alex get to hang out on Christmas. I’m ACROSS THE GODDAMN SEA. My poor Herc, I will see you soon, my love

Alexander sent the barfing emoji then clicked his phone off and stood up to say hello to Aaron.

“So who’s all coming tonight?” John asked, eyeing the enormous turkey that George was preparing for the oven.

George, Alexander, and Aaron exchanged a bemused glance, then all burst out laughing.

“Everyone,” Alexander said.

He wasn’t wrong. By four, the modest house was full to bursting with people. John lost Alexander in the sea of people numerous times, but found him hiding from Charles in the bathroom more than once.

“He’s exhausting,” Alexander said dramatically.

“I mean…he’s not that bad,” John replied slowly.

Alexander and Aaron glared at him as if he’d just drowned each of their firstborns.

“He is that bad,” Aaron said. “He makes me wanna sleep for ten years.”

“Lex?” came a voice from the hallway.

“Charles,” Alexander and Aaron snarled at the same time.

Luckily, it was fairly easy to avoid Charles and other uncomfortable situations, such as the questions about who John was and where the hell he came from, because it was just so busy in the house. Every once in awhile George would ask for Alexander’s help with dinner, and it would telephone through the crowd until he got the message. He pulled John through the people—stopped for hugs and kisses and “how’s school!”s on the way—and breathed a sigh of relief when he stepped into the roomy kitchen.

“Can you mash the potatoes?” George asked, wiping off the sweat that was beading on his forehead as he opened the oven to check the turkey. “About twenty more minutes.”

John pulled out his phone, which had just vibrated, and read the message which lit the screen.

Laf: still want to facetime? My family is gone. It’s midnight here.

John: Give me two minutes.

“Lex, while you do this is it alright if I go FaceTime with Laf for a few minutes before dinner? You can come get me when it’s ready…it’s just that I don’t really know anyone…”

“Yeah, of course! Tell him I said hi.”

John took off for Alexander’s room, keeping his head down until he got upstairs where it was mercifully quiet and he could hear himself thinking. As he passed down the hallway, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

He looked tired. The bags under his eyes were so dark that they looked like bruises, and his bun had scraggly hairs sticking out at every angle. His jeans had a rip in one knee, but they’d been the only ones he could find when he rushed to leave his house the other day…

The other day. When John thought about it, he had no idea how he was holding himself up on his own two feet, because surely he should have been unable to move. He should have been paralyzed with worry and fear and anxiety. But he was fine. Was he? And if so, how? What was it that was holding him together?

As he scanned his reflection, the pullover that he still wore brought him back to the present. That’s what was holding him together. The sweater, the house, the stocking, the dinner, everything. All of this. He was a shattered piece of pottery, held together by Alexander, who taped him and patched him up until he was alright again. Not better, but alright.

John’s thoughts were interrupted by his ringtone, which told him that Laf was calling.

“Hey,” John smiled, watching his best friend tug his hair out of its ponytail. It poofed out in all directions, which made John laugh.

“MERRY CHRISTMAS,” Laf yelled excitedly. “Are you having a good day? Hey—are you wearing a sweater?”

John told Laf about his Christmas morning, including the sweater, and then listened to Laf’s Christmas adventures (which concluded with a crate of empty wine bottles). He was still a bit buzzed from what John could tell.

“I’m happy you’re with Alex,” Lafayette said with a small smile. “I hated the thought of you home alone with that—that asshole you call a father. I hate to ask, mon ami, and ruin your mood, but what are you going to do? I mean—are you going to be able to come back to school?”

John hadn’t thought about that—his father had broken multiple ribs, his brother was surely headed back home, and his father would obviously be facing countless dollars worth of charges, if not a lawsuit from the family of the poor girl who was killed. And that was before they even began to think about hospital bills.

“Oh my god,” John whispered. “What the fuck am I going to do?”

He felt his heart rate quicken significantly as he watched Laf’s eyes widen frantically through the screen. “John, I didn’t mean to—I’m sorry, I shouldn't have said anything. Shit. Are you okay? Don’t worry about that right now, I—Alex? Alex! Help your boy!”

Alexander had gone upstairs just in time to hear Laf say those fateful words to John, so he burst into the room to save the day. He took John’s phone from his now-shaking hands and sat him down on the bed, shooting Lafayette a glare through the phone screen.

“John,” Alexander said firmly. “John. It’s okay. It’s okay. None of this is your fault and you’re not going to have to deal with it, okay? If you don’t want this to be your problem, it doesn’t have to be your problem. Got it? If you want to be, you’re free.”

John took a deep breath and looked into Alexander’s wide, caring eyes. He nodded, feeling a bit more calm.

“Sorry,” Lafayette began before Alexander cut him off.

“I thought we had today, Laf?”

“Well, heh, it’s technically December 26th for me…”

His voice faded into silence at Alexander’s glare.

“Enjoy your dinner,” he said quickly before hitting the end button and disconnecting the video call.

Alexander couldn’t help but let out a soft chuckle at their friend. He was an absolute whirlwind sometimes. He looked over at John, who seemed to be studying a particular fluff that was stuck to his leg.

“Everything is going to work out,” Alexander said softly. “Dinner’s ready, by the way. Everyone’s waiting for us.”

John nodded, standing up. He was determined to enjoy the rest of his day. Alexander did have a point, too—none of this was his fault. He didn’t ask for his father to be an asshole. He didn’t ask to be literally driven out of his home on Christmas. He didn’t ask for any of this.

They linked their fingers together and turned Alexander’s light off as they left the room. When they got to the top of the stairs, Alexander stopped walking. Before John could ask why, he spun him around and kissed him hard. John melted when their lips touched…he laser-focused on that moment and shoved all other thoughts to the side. Alexander smiled when he broke the contact, but he couldn’t hide the look of mild pain in his eyes.

“Did that hurt your jaw, Lex?” John asked, referring to the still-healing fracture.

Alexander nodded.

“Well, then why did you do it?”

“You looked like you needed it,” Alexander shrugged.

So, yeah, he didn't ask for his shitty life. Most of all, though, he didn't ask for his boyfriend. Because Alexander Hamilton was more than John could have ever dared to hope for.