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the biggest reasons i hate the āall octolings in the military were hypnotized by their goggles!!!ā thing is that it robs the octolings of their agency.
think about it. if all the octolings in the octarian military are hypnotized, then they have no choice but to follow octavio. they aren't even capable of doing something else. and then, callie and marie have to "save" them in order to give them even the option of leaving. they kind of have to not because of anything THEY did, but because no longer being brainwashed puts them in danger. them leaving is ENTIRELY caused by other goddamn people. THEY don't have a single goddamn choice in the matter. and that's boring.
this is why it's absolutely, truly, positively, genuinely, SO much more interesting if the octolings in the military AREN'T hypnotized. because then, them leaving is a CHOICE. sure, the inkantation may influence that choice, but they still decide, OUT OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL, to leave. they CHOOSE to defy octavio, they CHOOSE to leave everything they've ever known. they CHOOSE to think, to believe, to hope, that maybe inklings aren't all bad, that maybe they were lied to. and then they leave. BY THEMSELVES. and they have to contend with that.
i don't get it. why do the octolings have to be dragged along in their own story? why does octavio have to be a monomaniacal villain who brainwashes his own people? why don't they get to have a choice? if it's choice, then they have to make it. then, they have to deal with it.
#splatoon#i could go on forever about this#love how the fandom treats all the (normal) rival octolings as all dumb and stupid and evil and literally brainwashed#(normal as in: not sanitized or fuzzy)#kinda reminds me of how ppl treat ppl under oppressive governments IRL#like no.#north koreans are not dumb or stupid because they live in an insane dictatorship#theyre people#JUST LIKE YOU#thank you splatoon 3 for making octavio more sympathetic#ugh god i could continue#but#im gonna end it here#dont be like the one idiot who tried to say i was wrong actually#and the octolings were hypnotized in splat 2 and not 1#despite having LITERALLY NO EVIDENCE#dont be like that and you're good
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not my mom asking me if i would marry a gay man
#ma'am..... you know i'm a lesbian. why would i date a gay man#i asked her 'for the funsies?'#and she said oh no for real. like marrying him and falling in love and all#like no.#mon.txt
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Ok but Wilson baby girl this isnāt why House told Stacy to leave.
I think itās interesting how House didnāt tell Wilson that he talked to Mark. That scene is probably the best Mark is in and like the desperation like heās at the end of his rope and heās where House was five years ago. Houseās face when Mark says āI donāt know how to stop yelling at herā he recognizes thatā¦. I donāt know how to not transfer this pain Iām feeling and I donāt know how to not resent you. That scene where both of the men Stacy fucked over (the original girlboss fr) that scene where both of them are struggling to walk up the stairs and Mark has to lean on House like itās so good.
But Mark will get better. House knows Stacy is running to him because itļæ½ļæ½s bad right now but Mark is going to get better. House is not. Andā¦ he knows the pain of being left behind by a partner when struggling with a disability.
#house Md#s2e11#Stacy lowkey sucks so bad though#I think when he was on the roof with her and she was saying she didnāt know what to do he already was realizing#I mean I get it sucks both the men she loves ended up with disabilities but the fact sheās so quick to up and leave both of them?#idk I mean I can only imagine House must have made her life a living hell.#but still like. idk. she just sucks.#I think he was also realizing she canāt do this long term. she canāt be with someone with a chronic disability#she couldnāt do it for him when it first happened and his leg is never getting better#there was a lot of truth in what he told her when he told her not to stay but I think itās a little deeper#I think he genuinely couldnāt stomach doing it to her or mark#house is more selfless than all the characters give him credit for even Wilson was like#āoh so you just ended this so you can be miserable.ļæ½ļæ½#like no.#he kind of deflected it to himself too when the patient gave up her liver to lie to her husband#he said he canāt even put the toilet seat down. and yes he has disregard for a lot of things#but so does Stacy. Stacy wouldnāt sacrifice anymore either
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people who try to gatekeep music make me so fucking angry. i posted smth on my story about listening to punisher by phoebe bridgers on repeat and my friend responded āur so late lolā
like. i dont care? that wasnt the point of the post? im not listening to music because itās a ātrendā and i donāt care if itās not ātrendingā now. im listening to it because itās inherently good and makes me feel every human emotion.
#besides itās not the first time ive listened to the album??? like idk why she said that like im listening to it for the first time since#its been a trend#like no.#i simply started listening and i canāt stop?? it has nothing to do with being late to a trend pr wanting to seem trendy#anyway thisbis just for me to rant bc she actually annoys me so fucking much#she did this before when i posted about listening to boygenius and it made me mad before#anyway gonna go back to listening to punisher on repeat š«¶#FUCK people who only think u listen to music cause of trends#berryspeaks
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childhood issues speaking but sometimes i do wish there was only one path, one timeline & one set of events laid out before us & set into the universe. one fate. instead my pendulum assures me there are countless paths for me to choose from that all lead in different directions. & nothing is more liberating & terrifying.
#me [screaming]: BUT WHAT DO I DO.#universe guides jesus etc: your choice <3#like NO.#i need Directions goddammit.#(*)
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why tf are people so obsessed with rina kent???
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mama greene with kourtney versus jeddox's parents with jeddox
... ANYWAYS WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE JEDDOX'S PARENTS CUZ I GOT ALL NIGHT TBH
#LIKE THEY REALLY JUST ABANDON THEM AND RETURN THINKING THEY HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO.#LIKE NO.#UGH#I HATE THEM SM
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if i see one more person on tiktok call āHot Wings (I Wanna Party)ā the fucking ārio songā i WILL crawl through their screens and strangle them.
#like this is something thatās bothered me forever#when a song youād head anywhere#is fucking called a ātik tokā song bc itās trending or some shit#like NO.#like i remeber seeing ātowards the sunā by rihanna be called a TIKTOK SONG#i feel very strongly about this.#perhaps i should not feel this strongly#but MY GOD#just because itās on tiktok does not mean itās a ātik tok songā#and PLEASE for the love of god use the songs names.
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How to not eat dinner so fast in front of my family that they start asking if im okay.
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neither of them get paid enough for this absolute tomfuckery and i would have quit
Imagine you're supposed to kill some green-haired kid and said green-haired kid starts hopping towards you š
#holy shit the more i rewatch this scene the more it baffles me#like NO.#IāD SOB#I WOULD NEVER PICK UP ANOTHER SHIFT
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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.
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the transition im crying
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this. 100 and 10 fucking percent.
not just āhe would not fucking say thatā but āhe would not, under torture, admit thatā
#one time I was reading an orv fic#and out of the blue kdj was like#you wanna know about my truama?#like no.#he would never#ever#everrrrr#just willingly#give out that information#never.
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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"This fic was ai generatedā" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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