#like 50 at the youngest

[lemongrablothbrok]

Girls don't like boys, girls like old ass men.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

[patriamrealm]

“Woe, snowrunt be upon ye” They are bonding with their local ghost man.

Ingo brings gifts of baby pokemon and tries to be helpful. He is very climbable and no one can tell me that he woudn’t just completely ignore what people say about pokemon. If dangerous why friend shaped then? He does get hurt because of this but that will not stop him.

[mymarifae]

hsr age estimates... i was just sorting out my thoughts since same face has everyone except the Kiddos looking like they're 20 when that's definitely not true for a good chunk of them + ages are EXTRA poorly defined due to not all the characters being human and having different life spans. so for those guys these numbers are like. vague equivalences. also using the 20s as an example "early" would be anything from 20 to 25 and "late" is 26 to 30

[dysphorie]

Jings, sids aging FAST these days

[narcissusneverknewme]

I am not immune to the same fallacies and failures of judgement my fellow men are subject to. I am superior to them because I am More right than they are though

[real-reulbbr-band]

ngl one of my favorite revival era decisions was making Jenny one of the begrudging Tugger fans. Like, I wouldn’t say she’s etcetera or even Bombalurina level interested but she’s more there for vibes, and Jellylorum is just silently judging but also “…..very well” about it, the whole time and just follows Jenny around.

Also, I like how it gives the oldies group a more varied opinion of Tugger rather then them all acting as a unit, I imagine she acted in a similar vein when Bustopher was younger and the talk of town. And Jellylorum had a “here we go again” expression on.

[velaraffricate]

one thing ive been wanting to do for my conworld is invent some sports. came up with this idea yesterday:

there's typically 3 or 4 evenly spaced apart (5-20m away from each other) trees, but can be more depending on field and team size

trees thickness can vary but are usually somewhat thick, can also be replaced by movable poles so field size can be adjusted depending on how many players there are

space in middle is clear, ground is usually just dirt

1-3 players are assigned to each tree

each player/team has to hit the opponent team's tree and avoid their own tree being hit

hitting a tree gets you a point, getting hit loses a point

once a certain number of points, typically ranging between 5 and 10, is reached by one team, they win

trees and players are marked with colourful cloths for easy identification

ball is usually made from leather stuffed with wool or feathers

players are only allowed to touch the ball with their feet and knees, but not their hands or other body parts

if ball is touched with forbidden body part, that team loses the ball, and whichever enemy's tree they were closest to, that team gets the ball

shoving other players or being otherwise overly aggressive isn't tolerated and results in point loss or disqualification

if tree is hit, that tree's team gets the ball. one player stands at the base of their tree and kicks it to a teammate, or if only one player, they just start playing again from the tree

who has the ball first is decided by random chance, like pulling coloured stones out of a bag, or often if there's only one player per tree, who the youngest person is

the ball can't go outside the field. if that happens, whichever team's tree it was closest to when it exited, that team gets the ball barring the team that kicked the ball out

obviously inspired a lot by soccer in some parts but still different enough for my taste. am curious if something like this already exists, i did do a bit of research into ancient sports but really only took a cursory look and didn't find anything quite like this

[invinciblerodent]

why am I on the verge of tears you ask? oh nothing i'm just imagining Petyr calling Shadowheart "Shadow" as a nickname first, then slowly transitioning to calling her "Heart" as they grow closer and start sorta-dating, and landing on "my Heart" by the endgame

because he's fucking insufferable like that and I hate him

[fatherfigureneeded]

be my dad, standing behind your youngest son at a family dinner with a bone-cracking grip on his shoulder to keep him and his temper in check, shaking your head in confusion as he mutters "hozier would never" after your step-father said something very rude about women.

what is a hozier and what makes it more hozey than hozey, in it's nuetral state?

this thought plagues you for many years, keeping you up at night.

[bendybonesss]

may or may not get mobbed for this but i feel like the yellow guy age debate is too black & white ....... "4 year old or 40 year old, make your choice now" or we could . like . chill out

[castielfucks]

dude actually i think I really don't like my mom

[shadesoflsk]

A coworker told me a sexual joke and I was like how dare you... Then I remembered I'm in fact a grown ass adult.

[whoopsies-daisies]

maturity is just me realizing i was never the little sister. i was always just the younger sister.

[polarissheriff]

go to bed youre being a grumpy old man

《He grumbles, as he can't really beat the old man allegations right now, but he will not be going to bed. He'll just brush the horses.》

[nerdnag]

a friend convinced me to go to a mensa pub night thing tonight, but no one else showed up, so we went to order pasta instead at the place next door and honestly that was much much better than the pub anyway, bc it was much quieter and also the friend in question is very nice to talk to, so it was just a huge W all in all

also i got to try a mussel from his pasta, which was extremely scary but actually not so bad in the end 🙏