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liquid-luck-00 · 4 years ago

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Queen Marinette

Here is a ~2000 word song fic that I wrote in place of working on my ongoing fics hope you guys like it.

I saw a post a while ago where Damian would call Mari Queen/Your Majesty as she was a princess, but i cant find the post anymore but the idea stuck so here we are.

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The League of Assassins also known as the League of Shadows is one of the Earth's best kept secret society second to Themiscyra home of the Amazons and Atlantis of the Atlantans. However there is one that only a handful know and whispers of their existence are mythical in the cosmos. Only known to the head families, or rulers, of Themiscyra, Atlantis, and the League of Assassins.

That would be the Kingdom at Miraculi.

Marinette is anything but a normal girl. She is the crowned princess of Miraculi as well as being the reincarnation of the goddess Tikki. She is creation herself, but on top of that she was blessed by the other gods as well, meaning she is able to wield their gifts as well. She is Princess Marinette Dawntreader of Miraculi.

But right now she wants to be anywhere but the palace. At the age of eight she just met her betrothed and let's just say he did not make a good first impression.

In front of her stood Damian Al Ghul the heir of Demons and next head of the league of shadows. The league is the guard of Miraculi, ensuring that the existence of the Kingdom remains peaceful and in turn the Kingdom of Miraculi supplies the magic of the Lazarus Pit. The concealment of Themiscyra and Atlantans able to survive under water are other blessings provided by Miraculi. But back to the pain on hand, Damian Al Ghul.

"Tt. you really do look the part of a princess" she was in a long flowing dress with long sleeves as she had finished her classes for the day. "Fragile and helpless."

"Yes and you appear as a demon" she shot back. "self-absorbed and arrogant" she turned on her heel "keep up little Prince" she called over her shoulder.

They got to know each other better but he was always so cold and distant. But they grew to love each other. Damian left to be with his father when they were 10, but they still stayed in contact. Then when they were 13 she got news that broke her heart, Damian was dead.

She couldn't stay in the Kingdom without remembering him. She needed distance and new scenery wouldn’t hurt. So she brought it up to her parents, and they were reluctant, but Diana Princess of Themiscyra brought up the solution Marinette would be staying with Sabine Cheng, an Amazon who was granted leave of Themiscyra , and her husband Tom Dupain.

That was how she found herself in Paris as an 8th year introducing herself as Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

That was how she also met Adrien Agreste. He was kind and sweet. He was new to school life just as she was new to life outside of Miraculi.

But not long afterwards did Lila Rossi enroll at Du Ponte.

With a quick search on google revealed most of her tales to be just that, fiction.

Adrien and Mari dated for two years before he ended the relationship. It was because she

wouldn't stop trying to reveal Lila's lies. That it was hurting his image that he was seen with her. That if only they knew the truth it would be enough. Well, fine, goodbye Adrien was her only thought. Her head held high.

Cross my heart and hope to die

I don't need another guy

To fight my battles, to overshadow me

Don't ya know I'm dangerous?

Fire burnin' in my blood

I got this handled, I don't need rescuin'

Unfortunately for him she didn't stop trying to get her class to see the truth.

A side effect of the liar's influence was that she was ostracized from the rest of the class.

But that wasn't a priority. Miraculi was going to become public. So she had a revealing ceremony to prepare for.

But before that she was asked to join as a joint member of the Teen Titians and Young Justice.

She was to meet with the two teams at Mt. Justice so she was looking for Kaldur, Aqualad, as she exited the building.

She was making her way towards him when she heard it.

"Princess" Adrien called and pulled her to look at him.

You can call me a princess all you like

'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side

But that ain't what I want, I'ma show you

"Can I do something for you Agreste?" she asked as calmly as she could. "Because if not I am meeting a friend I haven't seen in ages."

"Just make up with Lila" he started "she isn't hurting anyone. And when you do everyone will be your friend again."

She smiled and noticed Kaldur closer than before. "Kaldur good to see you again how was your flight?" Adrien turned to see who she was talking to, and Kaldur after a second of shock responded.

"Uneventful, is everything set?" he asked giving her a way out.

"Yes" Mari answered "Sorry Adrien, another time"

"B- 02 Aqualad, B- 34 Omni"

She was in a black formfitting sleeveless top that rose to form a mask covering her face to her nose. Dark red combat boots that were tucked into black motorbike pants. A red belt with a forest green sash that faintly resembled a skirt just under it. Her gloves and arm guards were black and grey, and all over were golden accents. Her hair was cut short and was pitch black and her eyes were a golden color with flecks of green. (Outfit)

After quick introductions she noticed him, Robin of the Teen Titians, was standoffish but was familiar oh so familiar. Then she saw his hand twitch towards his sword and tapped the butt of the hilt twice before dropping his hand.

That was all the confirmation she needed. As everything fell into place.

That little jerk.

Batman asked for her to spar, to assess her combat skills. As she predicted Robin stepped in to be her partner.

She pulled two red batons from the small of her back and they began. Yes they were evenly matched but then she decided to mess with him. She turned back time to feign a right but ducked and swept his legs from under him. With him distracted she created a Mirage of herself and another to make herself invisible. She snuck up behind him used venom to freeze him and flip his cape over his head while her Mirage took his sword.

"Tt. unfreeze me" he practically growled she noticed almost everyone flinch and took a step back.

"You sure that's what you want, while I have your sword?" she taunted. She noticed a few shot her looks of sympathy. Odd. As Robin stayed quiet. "Fine" she dropped venom and he charged "Have it your way little Prince."

She jumped and he seemed to freeze mid charge but she didn't. She created a shell-ter around him.

Which he crashed into. He stood up and was gaping at her.

She dropped shell-ter and was making a few final decisions with Batman, while Robin still hadn't moved 30 minutes later and his mouth still agape. By this time Nightwing had come over.

"I think you broke little wing" he chuckled.

"You think so." she responded with a slight question. "Close your mouth your going to catch flies Al Ghul."

"Yes, Your Majesty" he finally snapped out of his stupor.

She saw Nightwing and Batman share a look and then look between the two of them.

I'ma show you

How to treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

So treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

They explained the role of Miraculi in the world. How they had met and knew one another. Their engagement and finally the reopening of the Kingdom to the world. By now she dropped her transformation, meaning her eyes were back to bluebell and her hair was a midnight blue, and the bats had taken off their masks.

Then an idea hit.

"Your plotting something" Damian snapped her out of her planning.

"Plotting makes it seem malicious" she paused "I'm planning."

"I'll bite, what are you planning?" Nightwing, Dick as he introduced, asked.

"How would you like to come to my coronation and be some of the first outsiders in Miraculi?" she responded.

Eyes on me like I'm a prize

But you better recognize

I'm not your angel 'cause I belong to me

You can call me a princess all you like

'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side

But that ain't what I want, I'ma show you

As she guessed the news of Miraculi opening up was all the news was covering. The hidden Kingdom known only by the Amazons and Atlantans, officially, was all everyone was talking about.

The fact that the opening was set for the coronation of the princess added to the suspense.

About a month before our teacher had news. "Due to a special invitation our class has been invited to attend the Princess’ coronation in Miraculi" that was when the class erupted.

In a week Lila convinced everyone she personally asked the Princess to invite the class as a favor to her. That she grew up in the castle with her and was made a lady in waiting. Two weeks until the coronation, she asked Damian to tweet that 'he can't wait to see his best friend again in Miraculi.’ Which caused a small discourse with a boy called Jon Kent of how he was Damian's best friend. Where he answered with 'female best friend. Better Kent' That Lila used to say it was her, and that he only used best friend instead of girlfriend.

I'ma show you

How to treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

So treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

The week before they left to Miraculi, in order to show them around. Before landing Mari changed into an emerald green dress with a mandarin collar. A jacket and belt with a duster in a dark silver trimmed with gold and matching gloves. Her hair was in a side braid and a thin golden circlet on her brow. A few of her classmates glared at her but she didn't pay them any attention. (Outfit)

She was the last out of the airport and you could feel the tension in the air. Lila was spouting some nonsense to the guards that were sent to retrieve them. Then they noticed her, every guard formed a straight line to the captain as they dropped onto one knee and bowed their heads. As she passed them they stood up.

"Captain Chase it is good to see you again” she smiled as he also rose.

"The honor is mine Princess" he bowed again.

You can call me a princess all you like

'Cause you love to keep me helpless by your side

But that ain't what I want,

She turned back to face the class. "Welcome to Miraculi, I am Princess Marinette Dawntreader. I hope you enjoy your stay. The guards will escort you in these carriages to the castle for your stay." she mounted Yin (Silver), who Captain Chase brought for her. "I will ride ahead, as they are in capable hands." She smiled and rode off towards home.

The next week was amazing. Between tours of the Kingdom her classmates were part of an honorary court, to glimpse into the Royal life.

Damian almost cut off Lila's head the first time they met. Most of the class realized that if Lila lied about knowing Marinette, well the Princess but Lila hated Mari, and dating Damian, what else had she lied about. Turns out they can use google and Mari received several apologies and offers to be friends. She accepted the apologies but not their offers.

"Why?" was a consensus of the group.

"You realize that you were deceived, but that does not excuse your actions. As I am also assuming you wish to be friends because of my status." That seemed to force them to think, thank Kwami.

I'ma show you

How to treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

So treat me like a queen (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Boy, you better bow down on your knees

Can I get a "Yes, your majesty?"

But the best part of this week was after the apologies was hearing them all, Lila included, only address her with 'Your Majesty’.

#miraculus ladybug #dc x miraculous #dc x mlb #maribat #mlb x dc #marinette #ml marinette #batfam #miraculous x dc #princess marinette

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graffiastrology · 4 years ago

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The archer, a musical birth chart.pt 5 Does a scorpion sting when fighting back?

Pluto, Lilith and mars in Scorpio:

“No, I could never give you peace”

So yeah, danger does indeed live in you and your birth chart, and she was aware, Battles, revenge, death and transformation will come ahead.

And she knew, since Picture to burn to Better than revenge (songs that are not in the playlist since they may get changed in the new versions) this scorpio force within her, and she has lilith right in the midheaven, and I think of what she said in the “73 questiosn with vougue” What would you say to your past self?

"Hey, you're going to date just like a normal 20-something should be allowed to, but you're going to be a national lightning rod for slut-shaming,"

Lets remember who is Lilith, the mother of demons, the rebel woman,the "bad" wife now a feminist icon, she was expulsed from heaven for having her own desires and thoughts. Having this placement in the MC (the house of public career) can manifest in complicated ways where men and their good wives can point the finger at the MAD WOMAN and project everything you hate on her.

But Lilith in scorpio also has a power of transformation and fighting for women's rights

That event transformed her, and finally stepped into her raw female power.

But now lets go back in time where the narrative was very different, and painted her as a woman with BAD BLOOD putting other women down.But her enemy was not any woman, the triple scorpio herself: Katy Perry.

Scorpio vs Scorpio

Back in 2015 Taylor and Katy stared a big mediatic feud, 5 years from that we can analyze this in a very different way

So lets recap what happened and how everything went off the trails

From the POV of Katy she lent a couple of dancers to Taylor, and she should have known it was a temporary thing, since they have that in the contracts. She must have read the whole contract, right?

From the POV of Taylor from one day to the other she lost a number of dancers of the tour she carefully put together, but they cant go just away, they have a contract oh what it is? Katy told them to put a clause so they could leave the RED tour ? oh this is enough I don’t need a bunch of traitors in my tour, go away!

And they used to be so close, from her POV it looked like she knew what she was doing, and from the Katy perspective it was not a big deal, you tour didn’t fall apart, you had time to plan in advance, but no, band aids don't fix bullet holes

Make no mistake BAD BLOOD was a intimidation tactic, it was a display of power, and it show a side of Scorpio mars in the 11th house (house of frienships)

it was like "look at my army, look at my powerful friends, do you want to mess with us?" Little did she know she had traitors in her army, one of them will be the one to strike low and give her the punishment of a low libra sun pisces moon: destroying your image with lies and illusions.

And then Katy took an opportunity and kicked the horse when she was dead with SWISH SWISH, but Katy you should have known that Mars, your chart ruler, doesn't like this, because if you beat down your enemy when it is down it speaks volumes about your confidence and real power.

But surprise bitch!

She came back from the dead, Pluto in Scorpio in action, babey!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, a power move like no other, just think about it, she could have:

Release Me! as planned and get a shit load of hate "you don't have the right to feel good about yourself, snake!"

Release an “apology” song, submit to the liar, and disappoint all the fans who stand her in her darkest time

Or this, take control of this whole snake narrative, loyal fans have already endured the storm, and it will create a new image, a powerful woman, one that attracted new fans (me included)

And so she was back at the top of the game while Katy was entering a dark era (probably going to make a playlist for her too) in these times she reflected in what went wrong and what was more important, because IT TAKES TWO to make a fight, she send a letter and Taylor recognized she may have blow things out of proportion and forgave her when they meet in the AFTERGLOW of their war.

But let's pause a moment, can we recognize the amount of growth that must take for 2 scorpio women to forgive and forget, to make amends? and that is something she always did, she believed people can be brand new, 32 and still change to grow up, still INNOCENT everybody makes mistakes, everybody makes impulsive choices that are not for the best...but what not everybody does is trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you record a call, edit it and re frame it to destroy someone. I am going to put the most interesting part of the call right here:

West: So it says “To all my Southside [N-word] that know me best, I feel like Taylor Swift might owe me sex.”

Swift: [Laughs, relieved.] That’s not mean….. oh my God, the buildup you gave it, I thought it was going to be like, “That stupid, dumb bitch.” But it’s not. So I don’t know. I mean, the launch thing,

West: You don’t have to do the launching and tweet. That was just an extra idea I had. But if you think that that’s cool, then it’s cool. If not… I mean, we are launching the s—

FAMOUS: I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous (Goddamn) I made that bitch famous"

Sigh….THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Okey let's analyze this, the song was released, Taylor did not promote it, he said that she didn't have to do that, there was an official statement and then the Grammys speech.

People gave him some flak, but nothing extraordinary...somehow he convinced himself he was the victim and as revenge he and his good wife put the edited phone call and used their platform to destroy her, truly a case of how to make the worst of their Gemini, Pisces and Libra.

And after the plutonic transformation and the power move move that was reputation, is time to sit down, and contemplate the pain, because yes, Scorpio is a tough cookie, but still a water sign, and the hurt is intense and after the war, there is pain and even after the years the shape of their name still spells out pain so yeah she doesn't need to forgive however send that letter so they can have their CLOSURE they can have my middle finger instead.

Because when a scorpion cries they will make sure their TEARS RICOCHET, and think about the themes of the scorpio house (8th) how death creates a ripple effect, a death like hers can't go unnoticed and can’t go without consequences (at the moment they are going to divorce) and that is the thing with the scorpio energy it is about action and consequences, its about death and transformation, it's about crime and punishment.

But LONG STORY SHORT: She survived

And I don’t see a better way to go from scorpio to Sagittarius than with that song, so lets JUMP AND THEN FALL into it.

#pluto in scorpio #lilith in scorpio #scorpio midheaven #mars in scorpio #taylor swift #reputation #birth chart #birth chart analysis #evermore

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rosethornewrites · 5 years ago

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Fic: Sacrifice

Relationships: Marc Anciel/Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Marc Anciel & Nathaniel Kurtzberg & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug

Characters: Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Principal Damocles, Lila Rossi, Chloé Bourgeois

Tags: Angst, Bullying, Injustice, Gaslighting, Self-Sacrifice, Lila Rossi Lies, Crying, Hugs, Hurt No Comfort, Protective Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Triggers, enablers, ml salt, Catharsis, hello darkness my old friend, Madame Bustier salt, Principal Damocles salt, Lila salt, Friendship, Abuse, Lies, Victim Blaming, Heart-to-Heart, Sad Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Sad Marc Anciel, Sad Marinette Dupain-Cheng, bad teachers, bad adults, Isolation

Summary: Marinette has grown accustomed to her school's enabling of bullies, and knows the only way to protect her classmates from Lila is to be her only target.

Note: I went through an experience not too unlike this when I was in 8th grade, protecting a peer by taking the blame for something that would piss off most of my classmates. I lived in Small Town, USA, and was already the bullied outcast, so I took on more to keep that peer from having to experience it.

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Marinette sat at a table in the art room, trying hard to find a creative spark. Lately it had been in hiding, or hibernating, or something. Really, since Lila had come back and vowed to destroy her. The liar had started to isolate her, slowly convincing her peers that she had done or said things she hadn’t.

She had thought they’d trust her over a virtual stranger, but Lila had clearly done this before. She’d started small, believable, and made it worse over time. And Marinette herself hadn’t helped the issue—injustice triggered her, made her see red. It had since Chloé had bullied her relentlessly with no consequences, teachers and staff choosing to look away instead of help. Or worse, they expected her to practically thank Chloé for her treatment, gaslighting her being upset. All those years of abuse, enabled by adults.

And so Marinette had reacted, and that had just dug a deeper hole, giving Lila’s quiet accusations a foothold, giving the liar something to work with.

Before, everyone knew Chloé was awful. But now, Lila had them all convinced she was wonderful, and so they didn’t believe anything Marinette said about her—they believed her instead. It was a whole different type of bullying, and so much more insidious than what Marinette had faced before.

Adrien expected her to take the ‘high road,’ and she’d slowly come to realize he meant what the enabling adults did. Marinette wondered what had stripped his sense of justice away; she was fairly certain the answer started with a G.

She was starting to wonder if it was even worth staying to use the art room, putting herself in situations that involved the classmates who used it.

“Marinette?”

Nathanaël’s voice startled her out of her reverie, and she looked up warily to see him and Marc looking at her, their faces troubled. Marinette hoped she hadn’t said something questionable out loud; she didn’t need to look crazy in addition to being made to look like a bully.

“Yes?” she asked, keeping her voice as cool and disinterested as she could.

“Can… can we talk to you for a minute?” Marc asked softly.

His body language reminded her of a frightened rabbit, and she softened.

“Of course. Are you okay? What’s wrong?”

Nathanaël glanced around the room and Marinette did the same. Surprisingly, none of their other classmates were there today, and the realization relaxed tension she hadn’t known she was feeling. Even the art teacher was out of the room. At the moment, it was just the three of them.

They sat across from her at the table, and seemed to have a silent conversation before Nathanaël finally spoke, not meeting her eyes.

“Marc pointed out some… inconsistencies in the stories Lila was telling us,” he began.

“He means he knows she’s lying now,” Marc interjected in a whisper.

Nathanaël looked guilty. “I can’t believe I ever believed her, especially about you. I… I mean, you know I had a crush on you, and I think so highly of you, but she had me convinced. I’m so sorry, Marinette.”

“We want to help,” Marc added.

Marinette wondered for a moment what Marc had said that she hadn’t, but decided it didn’t matter, not really.

Nathanaël finally looked up. “I want to help you expose her.”

She blinked, startled. Marinette had thought they meant by supporting her; she hadn’t expected the two shyest boys in the school to want to take an active role like this.

She couldn’t let them.

Neither of them were strangers to being bullied, and they were both such sensitive souls that it impacted them far worse than most. Worse than her, definitely. If she was having trouble with the war Lila was waging against her, they’d be quick victims.

Marinette shook her head. “She’ll come after you. Worse than Chloé ever did.”

Nathanaël’s eyes widened as he realized the ramifications of that—Chloé had been the reason he’d been Akumatized, after all. If Lila could do worse, and sat right next to him…

“You can’t do this alone,” Marc whispered, and it was clear he got the meaning, too.

“I have to,” she said. She could feel the tickle of threatened tears at the edge of her eyes, and fought them off. “If I’m her only target, no one else will get hurt. She can’t know you know she’s lying, or she’ll go after you.”

Marc covered his mouth with one hand, looking horrified. He didn’t hold back the tears.

Nathanaël looked grim. “You’re sacrificing yourself.”

To avoid seeing Marc’s tears, avoid them being contagious, Marinette looked down at the halfhearted doodles on the open page of her sketchbook. She had pages and pages like this, of half-assed designs and partly-drawn rejects.

“She’s not going to stop coming after me, and the teachers won’t do anything,” she said after she was sure she had control. “If they won’t stop the mayor’s daughter, they won’t stop a diplomat’s either. None of us have powerful parents; it’s never mattered when mine have complained. Even though M. Damocles has a duty to look into it, he never has before, and that’s not likely to change.”

She felt the bitterness twitching her lips into a sneer, and stopped it with a sigh. She shook her head.

“It’s enough knowing you both know.” Marinette attempted to smile at them. “Adrien knows, too. I’m sure the rest of the class will come around eventually, too.”

Marc wiped at his face with the sleeve of his hoodie, not able to hold in a soft sob. “But you’ll be suffering until then. It’s not fair!”

“No,” she agreed. “It’s not. But our collége isn’t fair. The adults aren’t fair. And the only way I can create a tiny bit of justice in this situation is to make sure you two aren’t hurt by it, too.”

A hand covered her own, and she looked up to find it was Nathanaël’s. He’d lost his battle against tears as well. Marinette could feel a lump in her throat.

“We’ll support you however you need us to, Marinette,” he whispered. “You’re not alone. We won’t let you be alone. We’re here for you.”

That did it; she felt a tear slip down her cheek. Marc rushed around the table to throw his arms around her, and she felt a sob start to build in her throat. Then Nathanaël was beside her, gathering her in his arms as well, and the sob broke free, so strong her whole body seemed to convulse. She was certain if she didn’t keep some control, she’d start wailing and never stop.

She had felt alone, even with Adrien knowing. He never checked on her, though she was sure he’d heard the rumors Lila had been spreading. But Marc and Nathanaël—they were reaching out. They were supporting her.

Marinette would protect them, be strong for them. It was the only thing she could do.

#my fanfiction #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanfiction #marinette dupain cheng #marc anciel #nathaniel kurtzberg #miraculous angst #lila 'the liar' rossi #lila salt #bustier salt #damocles salt #ml salt

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chans-baby-girl · 3 years ago

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Getting to know me tag!

Thanks for tagging me @xpeachesncream @bangchan-fairy

Now it’s your turn!

@luminois @dilutedpondwater @crispy-chan

(You totally don’t have to at all! If you don’t wanna be tagged I would be more than willing to remove you!)

1. When is your birthday?

February 8th!

2. What is your favorite color?

Purple and blue

3. What is your lucky number?

4. How tall are you?

5’6

5. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I think it’s safe to say like four!

6. Favorite song?

Honestly don’t have one atm I’ve been listening to a lot of different songs and it’s messing with my choices

7. Favorite movie?

Doctor Sleep!

8. What would be your ideal partner?

To be perfectly honest someone who can be my best friend and we have those relationships where we skipped the awkward stage and we started farting and burping and crying around each other when we first started being together! We have fun every days a new adventure we watch anime together, they indulge me in watching k pop stuff where We can talk about anything and everything we watch vines and memes and I can take them to my family and they’ll play with my baby cousins and to me that’s ideal. I’ve always wanted to someone who can just be fun and genuine with me and someone who won’t judge me for my weirdness but joins in.

9. Do you want children?

Yes I do I’ve always been that child who carried around babies in a cart and I do a lot of babysitting and I picture myself being a bad ass mother one of these days… who knows?

10. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Nope I drove without a license when I was fifteen for the longest though and never got caught 😎…. Don’t do that tho that’s very bad!

11. What color socks are you wearing?

Bold of you to assume I wear socks to bed 😩 jk they are white with a black heel

12. Bath or shower?

Realistically I usually only take showers but if I had the time I would take a lot of baths

13. Favorite kind of music?

Alt., Rap, Rock, Kpop, Cumbias and Corridos (😩😩😩 for blasting in the car🤪🎉 ) but other than that I like practically anything

14. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One but sometimes I’ll grab another to put in between my thiqq thighs 😩 cuz it gets uncomfortable and I like having my leg elevated

15. What position to you sleep in?

On one of my sides with one leg tucked practically into my chest lol

16. What don’t you like while sleeping?

When someone takes my blanket cuz tbh I love being like a smoll bean and I’ll borrow myself into my blanket like a rabbit so if so much as my head meets the surface i get pissed like don’t touch my blanket bitch Im hibernating😩 OHHHH or when I’m sleeping and you shake me awake like EXCUSE YOU when you’re driving ima shake yo ass too 😭 I swear I got so grumpy when I’m sleepy

17. What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Chorizo or huevos con weenies y frijoles (Eggs with weenies and beans)

18. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes I have! I used to be on my schools team i was pretty good but it’s been years

19. What are your favorite fruits?

Watermelon, cherries, and pomegranate seeds😩🥴🤤

20. Favorite swear word?

Fuck or bitch

21. Do you have any scars?

Yes a lot unfortunately a few on my legs cuz I would fall off my bike a lot and more than I can count on both of my forearms but rest assured I’m better now :) ….didn’t mean to make that dark

22. Are you a good liar?

Yes but I don’t need to like lying at all but if I had to then I am good at it

23. What is your personality type?

I took the quiz thing a few times and I either got ENFP and the other times I got INFP so I guess I’m both intro and extroverted! I am the definitely the therapist friend! But I love making new friends and the only downside I have is that I have bad social anxiety so I don’t have great social skills. But when I do make friends I get excited too fast or I like skip small talk and start getting close and personal and everyone I met finds me to be too much and overbearing because I’ll rant for hours about things I love and people cut me off cuz my eyes get big and I talk louder and I start talking fast and it throws people off? But I’m fun I have a range of interests I’m family oriented. I love kids and have an ambition for teaching! I am a big risk taker and throw any rollercoaster my way and I’ll do it:)

24. What is your favorite type of girl?

A genuine girl and that doesn’t necessarily mean like pure and sweet but I mean they can have their spunk and attitude and their own shit going on but I mean the intention like if you intend to be genuinely real with me and not bullshit with me or waste my time then I’m game to be in a good friendship with you! And someone that has my back and someone I can have a laugh with because humor is one of my biggest turn ons in any friendship or relationship it sparks a connection for me!

25. Left or right handed?

Right handed!

26. Favorite food?

Enchiladas :)

27. Are you clean or messy

Clean!

28. Favorite foreign food?

Japanese food for sure!

29. How long does it take you to get ready?

On a simple day 10 minutes but when I have plans then like 45 minutes

30. Most used phrase?

I have a few that I say daily:

“What in the frick frack?”

“No you dumb bitch”

“The fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“I’ve seen everything, satan I’m coming down!”

And

“Really your mother pushed you out of her vagina just for you to do this shit?”

31. Are you a good singer?

Not to be narcissistic but I think I’m a really good singer!

32. Do I sing to myself?

Yea sometimes

33. Biggest fear?

That there is no afterlife cuz I’m not afraid to die I’m just afraid that ima die and all the things I’ve heard are lies and I’ll really never see my relatives that passed again.

34. Do you like long or short hair?

Long I love growing out my hair

35. Are you into gossip?

No I don’t care for drama at all. But if someone wants to vent to me then I’ll let them but I’m just not going to put my opinion out there cuz it’s not my place

36. Introvert or Extrovert?

Both it depends on the atmosphere

37. Favorite school subject?

Science

38. What makes you nervous?

People and crowded spaces

39. Who was your first real crush?

My boyfriend lmao deadass I met him in highschool

40. How many piercings do you have?

Currently three: two on my lobes and a nose piercing! But I’m planning on getting a belly button piercing, another nose piercing on the right side (cuz I already have one on the left) two helix piercings, an eyebrow piercing, and two more lobe piercings (one on each ear) all in due time of course!

41. How fast can you run?

Uhhh last time I checked my mile time was 9:54 seconds so like ten minutes per mile!

42. What makes you angry?

Racists, homophobes, r*pists, bullies… basically people who don’t have respect for others and things they can’t change. Ohhh narcissists I hate people that thrive on thinking their better than anyone I love knocking them down a peg! But other than that I don’t tend to get mad often!

43. Do you like your own name?

Yes I do but I recently started going by my middle name Dayzee! The reason behind it is honestly because why have a middle name of you don’t use it? Like why is it just sitting there lmao!

44. What are your weaknesses?

I have horrible social anxiety!

45. What are your strengths?

Honestly I think my strengths are that I’m a loyal friend! I’m also very caring and compassionate and I’m always supportive! What I’m saying is PLEASE BE MY FRIEND I NEED FRIENDS LOL 🤪

46. What color is your bedspread?

Navy blue

47. What color is your room?

Beige but I put led lights so it looks cool!

Thank you for tagging me this was honestly so fun!

#tag game #this was a ride #this was fun #plz be my friend #thanks #thanks for the tag!#moots⭐️#precious moots

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bubbleteaa · 5 years ago

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the letters I never sent you; kageyama tobio x reader

m a s t e r l i s t

I. APRIL’S SKY IS AS BLUE AS YOUR EYES

On a bright and beautiful day, you feel blue. You feel your fingers numb because of the cold water on the vacuum flask you hold, your lips are curved on a straight line while you look for a lonely spot near the gym.

It's selfish to feel like that when everyone wants to be happy. It's almost a way of asking for help. Was it obvious for someone? You were new, well, everyone was new. You let those feelings burn in your chest, falling inside your core, whispering so softly that was aggressive at nights. At those careful sleepless nights.

The bags around your e/c eyes were part of your daily basis suffering. White nights that whispered at your ears how lonely you were, some tears help them out, some claws digging in your head trying so hard to stop thinking.

After a sleepless night, what's better that you stay alone at your secret spot?

Today is the same story, in life, or the noisy hallways of Karasuno High.

You feel blue because of that. The same thing that yesterday, the same spot that last week, the same lonely feeling encroaching your skin without a reason.

The only difference is that someone else is in your spot. You know him. He's in your class. His cold and intimidating gaze travel around you, from head to toe. You don't mind and you sit at his side. You can feel his deep blue eyes over you.

You feel it.

He is blue, he doesn't feel good.

He can feel that you are blue, too.

"It's weird if you keep staring at someone when they are about to eat" you start opening your bento box. You hear how he makes a little sound, something so silent that is noisy.

He is flustered.

"Your name is L/N, right?" then he speaks, you don't even see him. You can hear that he's drinking something "We are in the same class"

Ah, yes. Same class, really close to each other sits. The only problem was that both of them had weird social skills. Kageyama didn't talk to anyone and Y/N didn't know how to approach someone.

That's why she was blue.

"I can tell, Kageyama-san" that's the first time you see him at the eyes "Where's your lunch?"

"I already drank milk"

"Uhm, so you don't eat anything and only drink milk" you huffed "I can share mine with you, I don't eat a lot, anyway"

He looks confused at the moment, after staring at her for seconds, large and quiet seconds, he answered with a simple "What do you have?"

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Miyagi, Japan, April 8th

Dear Tobio,

There is no art in art if you don't know fire. It is the same thing that hurts when we do not say anything, but what we keep quiet. We don't see each other, we see the artist, the athlete, the liar.

Does that make sense? We live based on lies because it is almost impossible to live with honesty in a world built on fallacies. We are poor idiots, after all. We complain about what happens to us, but we created good and evil, didn’t we?

It is too early to be too late.

After a week in silence, today I heard how your voice sounded.

And I still don't understand why behind what your vocal cords articulated, I could feel a pain that made me want to cry. Do you also soak the pillow late at night? Doesn't it seem illogical to feel bad about anything or something that happened a long time ago? I lose control and only think about disconnecting from others and my life to stopping crying.

I am writing to you because the silence on your side is intoxicatingly comfortable. If I said it out loud, the words would be blown away by the wind; maybe re-reading this later I can understand how I feel.

I will never send you my letters, why would I?

I don't know why I'm writing this to you.

Goodnight,

Y/N

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Miyagi, Japan. April 18th

Dear Tobio,

I've noticed two things about you since we first met: one of them is that you don't do your homework, and if you do most of the things you have written are wrong. The second is that you are very observant and it is difficult not to perceive your eyes above my figure when we are in class.

Stop staring and pay attention, please.

I think we are friends, at least that's how I feel. Before, I thought you did not belong to any club, and neither did you have friends. Now I know that you play volleyball and that if you don't buy a carton of milk for lunch, you buy yogurt.

The silences we spend together during lunch are still comfortable, sometimes you accept the food I offer you, sometimes not.

Taking away the fact that you are not as applied in class, I can say that you are in volleyball. I noticed that you love that shine in your eyes every time you approach the gym it is impossible not to observe.

It's very beautiful, you know, to have something that you're passionate about in that way.

For my part, I am still looking for a club that has nothing to do with mental overwork, I already have enough when I’m trying to explain what you do not understand minutes before starting classes.

It would be easier if you studied.

I have noticed that when it gets dark, April's sky is as blue as your eyes.

I think I like you.

I mean, your eyes.

I think.

Goodnight,

Y / N.

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Miyagi, Japan, April 20th

Dear Tobio,

Have you ever thought about what our life would be like outside of what we know? Sometimes when I see the rays of the sun sneak out the window in the middle of modern literature class, I can only think of the journey that our pupils go from the first day to our grave.

We see so many things, so many people, so many gestures; we see fire, we see clouds, we see tears of the sky landing on umbrellas. We know combustion and freezing, chaos becoming order.

I'm digressing.

But don't you think about it? That beyond our existence there are millions of orbits, that our life rocks under the sun and the moon, trying to worship something before it disappears, like millions of souls who are afraid and hide.

After all, we will not be remembered by anyone; or at least me, you have clear goals, dreams. I always wonder what to strive for, what things are for, what their purpose is. I suppose it is part of my egocentrism, before I know it I fall into the typical human vainglory, ignoring that I can plunge into the abyss.

Again, I am rambling.

I like this class, on the other hand, you don't seem to understand it. I have already told you several times that you must read to understand, not everything is memorizing. Either way, I already told you that if you needed help, you could write to me. Yes, I also can't believe I gave you my number.

It's just to text me if you need help!

Although it would be nice if ... we talked more, get to know each other better.

What am I saying?

Goodnight,

Y / N.

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Miyagi, Japan, April 23rd

Dear Tobio,

Now, this is funny. You don't have a bad temper at all, just bad conversational skills. And also to express yourself without looking like you're going to kill someone.

Okay, we'll work on that too, Tobio. After all, we are partners, right?

Teammates.

As a friend without really being one. Well, I consider you as a friend.

Yes.

We are just partners.

Either way, I haven't decided which club to join yet. It's also not like I have many options, I just have to join one and ... suffer.

Being in a club is exhausting, how do you do it? You practice and practice without rest and you still see yourself as calm as every day.

Amazing.

Oh, by the way, stop staring. If you need to ask me something you just have to tell me, it scares me that when I turn to see you you are looking at me without blinking.

Your blue eyes scare me. It is as if they are trying to break down barriers that I dare not open.

Stop doing it.

But, lowkey I enjoy seeing your face all nervous when I tell you to stop doing it.

Why am I saying this nonsense?

Goodnight,

Y / N

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"It's the third time this week, Kageyama" you frowned looking at him disapprovingly "You have to start doing your homework" you shake your head and looked at him. His blue eyes looked at you, almost begging.

"I was at practice and get carried away"

"I know, practice" then you laugh, and he gets flustered. He doesn't like to ask you for the homework, but he knows that he'll fail if he doesn't "This is the last time I borrow you my notes and homework. It would be easier if we study together" you gave him your notebook and you felt his touch. Rough, warmth, trembling. You smiled at him.

"Thank you"

You look at him. He doesn't curl his lips on a smile but you know that he tries.

He tries it for you.

I don't feel anything for you. You are just my friend. I don't fell in love, I don't need those feelings. I don't like you.

Guilt spits on her mouth for a moment. A knot starts forming on her throat, why? She was having second thoughts again. She was thinking about him in that certain way.

She tried so hard to not looked at him for the rest of the classes.

"I'm going home, Kageyama," you said, he nodded his head "Good luck on practice"

"Actually" his voice was smooth. So sweet, so intoxicating "We don't have practice today"

"Oh, then... see you tomorrow..."

"Uhm..." you can see a little blush on his cheeks. His pale skin looked tenderhearted "I... was thinking in..."

He can't talk after that.

The knot grew more and more.

"We can walk home together" you smiled so softly at him. He was enamored by your presence. So sweet, so unique, so his. His. Why he was thinking of it? You barely knew him.

"Then, we can get going"

He watches you taking your things. Your movements are in slow motion in his mind. How you took your bag, how you brushed some strands of your beautiful hair away of your face, how your hands seemed so tiny against his shoulder when you said to him that you were ready to go.

He never felt this for anyone before.

The way that you walk, so carefully without being slow. The way his eyes looked so beautiful as April's sky. The way he looked peacefully comfortable with you.

"Maybe we can study together"

"Uh..., yeah" the way his words sound. He doesn't like the idea.

"Only if you are okay with that. I know that sometimes I can be bothering-"

"You don't bother me!" your eyes are wide open when you heard him raised his voice "I-I m-mean, we can stu-study together..."

His voice sounds so angelic, his facial expressions are so sweet, so beautiful.

You look at him, you investigate his face. His cheeks are red, again, his pupils are floating everywhere, looking at everything but you. But you do look at him. The form of his eyes, the color of his irises, the shape of his jaw. His straight lips, his hair covering his forehead, the tiny dark eyelashes that protect his beautiful deep blue eyes.

You are handsome, Kageyama.

The words don't come out, but you smile at him.

"Okay"

Both blinked confused when they realize that the route to go home is the same. Your heart begins to beat rapidly as they turn the same corner, saying nothing to each other.

"Uhm ... do you live around here?" he is the one who decides to break the silence.

"Yes ... you do too"

"Well, my house is a few streets above"

"Ah, mine is right here"

Tobio stopped and looked at you, his eyes studying your face.

Why did you feel so hot on your cheeks?

"I guess here we say goodbye"

"Uhm, yes. Text me when you get home" you smiled lightly and Kageyama's heart gave a resounding jump, his cheeks turned completely red and he looked away with shame.

"Okay. See you tomorrow."

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Miyagi, Japan, April 28th,

Dear Tobio,

I want to walk with you to go to school every day now.

Goodnight,

Y/N

P.D.: I think I know which club I’m going to join.

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oh boy, anon. thats. a lot. why do you want to know so much about me???

i’ll answer them under the cut bc thats a LOT

4. what is your zodiac sign?

im a gemini haha

5. What is your favorite color?

yellow. its just so nice to look at.

6. What’s your lucky number?

ten. don’t ask why, i dont know

8. Where are you from?

Colorado. I still live here, but I lived in Europe for two years. (Sweden for one year, Switzerland for another.)

9. How tall are you?

5′10″ but i’m almost 5′11″. i’ll get there soon!!!!

12. What was your last dream about?

the last one i remember goes like so; my brother and i (a dream brother, not the brother i have irl) were in a big ass house. there were some really tiny cows in the house. my brother made us pee on them (no!! no i do not know why my subconscious is like this!!!!) and when i looked down i had the tiniest motherfucking dick in existence. i don’t know why i remember that specifically, and not the reason that later my dream brother tried to kill me.

15. Favorite song?

currently, it’s a tie between anything and everything hozier ever wrote and the song Queer as in Fuck You by Dog Park Dissidents.

18. Do you want children?

absolutely not. no.

20. Are you religious?

im a nihilist, but i might convert to satanism just because i like their ideals.

28. What type of music do you like?

all of it. except new country thats all “i love my truck, my girl that i talk about in a dehumanizing way, my country”

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no lol

37. Favorite swear word?

maybe it’s unoriginal but i really love the word fuck

41. Are you a good liar?

yes. my friends would tell you differently but that’s because they never catch me in my real ones and they can’t tell the difference between lies and sarcasm. SHUT UP FINN I TOTALLY CAN LIE

77. Have you ever drank underage?

yeah, actually. when my friend sal was over we broke into the cabinet and each had a swallow of the liquor in there - im pretty sure it was rum - and it tasted so fucking disgusting

78. Have you ever done drugs?

i’ve had caffeine and i’ve watched a drug deal take place but that’s it

79. Who was your first real crush?

i’m not entirely convinced ive had one but if i have it was that really really pretty girl from science class in 8th grade who had neat handwriting and always wore a perfect bun

84. What color is your hair?

dark blonde, but im gonna see if i can get my parent to let me dye it permanently purple

85. What color are your eyes?

blue with dark blue rings. they’re my one feature that i actually like lol

91. Do you like your own name?

i like the name i chose for myself okay. i think i might change it. but i hate my birth name

98. Do you have any scars?

yeah :/ but i’m okay now. i also have one on my thumb from when i sliced it with a cheese slicer lol

100. Color of your room?

three of the walls are green, one is grey

thank you for the ask, anon! why did you want to know so much!

#tw self harm mention #nsfw-ish #i guess #ask #anon #im not that interesting. i dont warrant this monster of an ask #if youre not careful with all the asks lately i might start thinking im a cool person #😳

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sergeant-donny-donowitz · 5 years ago

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Meant to Be (DonnyxReader)

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The boys muttered and cursed under their breaths as they marched through some mud on the outskirts of the forest. Their vulgar and amusing strings of words becoming frosty breaths in the winter evening.

There was an agent that the OSS had let the British intelligence "borrow". And now the basterds needed that agent for a mission, or two.

Hrischberg muttered, "I don't see why we gotta have this spy tag along. We've been doin' fine on our own!"

Omar nodded, "I hope he's not snobby about being an agent and being smart and all that."

Hugo huffed, "Unlikely." He mostly didn't feel like dealing with one more person than he already had to.

The basterds crossed into the empty back alleys of a questionable side of a small French town.

Smitty narrowed his eyes, making out the dark figures of shadier characters scattered about and slinking around in the shadows. "Aldo? How are we supposed to know who our contact is?"

Aldo was glad to hear something that wasn't a complaint...for the first time in a week. The only thing keeping him sane by then was his supply of tobacco, which was running dangerously low.

He sighed as he turned around, "Two allied airmen will be escortin' our spy."

Wicki raised an eyebrow. "Allied airmen? Under what flag?"

Smitty nodded, "Yeah? Canadian? British? Australian? Soviets? Brazilian? It could be any-"

Aldo sighed as he sat down, and inhaled the last of his snuff, hoping the newcomer would be a peacekeeper among them. "They don't fuckin’ tell me shit, son."

The basterds stood around, hoping their silence would draw less unwanted attention.

About an hour passed...

Omar narrowed his eyes, having an ear for accents, as he found three figures appraoching them. "Fuck...it's the tommy's."

The basterds groaned in annoyance, as they heard one of the airmen muttering under his breath, "Bloody hell...it's the yanks!"

As they came into the clearing, light from a shattered street lamp revealed the spy.

And it stopped Donny's heart.

He whispered, astounded, "Holy shit...it's her..."

Smitty turned to Donny in confusion, "Her?"

Omar followed in confusion, "Who's 'her'?"

Wicki, Aldo, Hugo, and Hirschberg turned to Donny. Analyzing the loosness in his stance, the loss of words in his parted lips, and the sheer panic in his eyes.

Her...

From the stories Donny had told them about you, the way he once lovingly and painfully drew your face with his words, they knew what you looked like...

Hugo looked to the two younger basterds... and murmured, "Her..."

The last time Donny saw you was back in 1941...

Pearl Harbor had just been bombed.

Stories about nazi Germany, and millions of broken, tear-stained, blood stained, stories made their way across the Atlantic.

The US had just declared war.

Donny had enlisted without hesitation. He had a baseball bat, signed with names of people he needed to avenge...

And there you stood, by his side, just as you had for years...

He didn't want you there anymore.

He looked down at you, his thumb pressed against your cheek. You were no longer what he wanted most in the world... At least, that's what he made you think.

He loved you more than anything, more than his own life, but he thought it was selfish to keep you tied down.

Especially if he didn't know if he'd ever come home...

The most painful part of it was seeing the love still in your eyes behind the broken depth of the world he'd built with you... He'd built up the courage to say goodbye to you, forever because he thought it would be easier if he saw that world in your eyes collapse and go up in flames. But he was wrong. Dead wrong. Your eyes were the same eyes that had loved him for years, and probably would for a million more.

You saw the reflection of that very love and life in his eyes.

He still loved you... You knew that, and that's what made it worse...

All you could manage to do was whisper a broken, "Why?"

Donny lied.

He lied blatantly to you, and to himself.

"It never would have worked out between us, doll, I'm sorry..."

You shook your head softly as tears streamed down your face, pleading quietly. Begging him to rethink everything with two simple words. Words he'd only listen from you, words only you could string together to break his heart, "Donny, baby..."

He looked down at you, the pain of his torn heart taking over his eyes...

He would never tell you why.

And you knew that....

On December 6th, 1941, Donny was sneaking away from you, and hiding around the shops in downtown Boston, looking for the perfect ring. He wanted you by his side for the rest of his life. He wanted more than anything in the world to make you his wife...

Everything changed on December 7th.

On December 8th, the US entered the war. And Donny enlisted. He finally had a chance to make things right, for his family, his people, and every single name on the bat he'd gotten signed that morning. At that moment, that was what he wanted most: justice...

Justice...

He loved you, more than he loved anything else in the world, but it wasn't right to give you the ring then.

Not when there was a chance you would have to bury him in a coffin wrapped in a flag...

But you didn't know all that.

And you knew he'd never tell you any of it.

You just nodded, tears still streaming down your face as you stepped away from him. You turned your back on Donny Donowitz that night. Something that nobody ever did. You didn't answer the phone when he finally wanted you to know why. You didn't open the door when he wanted to say goodbye...

That was goodbye enough for you. Years passed, and somehow, there you were.

It was January, 1944...

Hugo nudged Donny rather crudely, and he snapped out of it.

Your hair was tied up with a bandana. You wore a jumpsuit, and boots. You packed a gun, a knife, and cigarettes. You stood at attention, saluting Aldo, your current lieutenant.

You were introduced to the other basterds...

You looked at Donny, and nodded once, without a trace of the past in your eyes as you acknowledged your sergeant, "Sergeant Donowitz."

Donny clenched his jaw... He never thought he'd hear your voice again. He'd never heard your voice so neutral...

So loveless...

He'd never heard you call him by his last name.

He didn't know what to call you... He couldn't call you doll anymore.

You weren't his.

You were a spy under the MI6, agent under the OSS, a soldier under the allies, and as of that moment, a basterd.

You were a hero and a fighter in your own right.

You weren't his.

He nodded once after faltering for a milisecond, "Private..." He trailed off, unable to even call you by your last name after calling you so many beautiful names for years. Things you'd never expect a boy like Donny Donowitz to have known...

You managed to keep the bare minimum of contact with him for the next few days. Seeing those eyes, hearing that same old voice... It was almost too much for you...

And seeing you, seeing what he lost, what he once wanted more than anything...

It was too painful for him,..

The night before your mission, the basterds were sitting around a campfire, drinking and laughing...

At some point, you and Donny made eye contact.

And for a moment...there was something. The flicker of an ember. A distant memory, echoing from the beat of his heart...

You blinked and turned away... It was the last thing you needed.

Feelings.

You bade the basterds goodnight, and slipped away,

You were just inside your tent when you heard a slight shuffle behind you. You would've thought nothing of it if you weren't a spy. But you knew better. You knew it was him.

"Y/n...I can explain..."

His voice was soft. It was almost a whisper. It was urgent, and stern, like a sergeant's. But it was candid enough to hear the droning guilt and pain in his heart.

"And what makes you think I want an explanation?" You turned, you faced him, and looked him in the eyes, scorn sculpting the expression in your face.

He looked at you, seeing through a spy's act. He looked at you, not the double or triple identities you held around the world to shield yourself from what could have been. His head tilted slightly, as he murmured, "It's harder to love someone that's dead than to hate someone who's alive..."

You unclenched your jaw. You lowered your arms. Your fists opened. Your eyes lowered.

You understood then...

That was why he broke up with you.

To Donny, the hardest part of all of that was leaving you. He loved you, and had loved you all along.

You took a breath, and admitted something you couldn't have admitted to yourself a day sooner, or perhaps a moment later. "I don't...I don't hate you."

The light of a bright white cloud, every color of the sunrise, every simple joy in life was shining through Donny's eyes at that moment, as he looked at you with all the hope a soldier could have. "You still love me..."

In that moment, it broke you to see he never stopped loving you.

What was worse was that you didn't know what you felt for him. A love lost to tears, years before...

"Honestly, Donny...I don't know..."

He knew you. You weren't a liar. He could tell that was the best you could do, and he admired you for it...

You shook your head before anything more was unburied, "We... we have a long mission tomorrow," and stepped forward, ushering him out. The ember was gone. The memories were meaningless. "Goodnight, sergeant."

But he noted the false frigidity in your cold words when he saw the longing and rememberance in your eyes. *****

The mission went as planned, and the OSS sanctioned another one. Then another. And another. You were to stay with the basterds until further notice. Nearly a year passed...

The basterds ambushed a patrol, and held five nazis captive, hoping one of them would tell them more than what they needed to know.

As you all knew, the basterds weren't in the prisoner taking business...

As you waited around for Aldo's threats to take effect, Wicki's translations, and Donny's 'show,' you and Smitty got along well...

A little too well, for Donny's liking.

He eyed you from behind the line of nazis.

He glared at Smitty...his bat fell to the ground, as he trudged through the melting snow.

You knew that look...

He was jealous.

And when Donny Donowitz was jealous, no one was safe. Smitty froze up, only able to move his eyes...and he mistakenly looked up at Donny. Smithson Utivich had never been more afraid in his life than he was at that moment.

Donny ripped Smitty away from the boulder he was sitting on with you. Donny's fists were clenched around Smitty's sweater. "YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO Y/N LIKE THAT?! IN FRONT OF ME?! YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT?! HUH?!"

The basterds piled onto Donny, trying to pry him away from Utivich, but they couldn't move him.

Not even Aldo's orders worked...

Only one thing in the world could make him listen.

"Donovan." Your voice was stern, demanding like only yours could be. But it was familiar, and almost loving. One that he had known many years before...

Once, when he was younger.

He immediately let go of Smitty... He slowly looked beyond the basterds, and met your eyes.

Everyone was silent...

Then Aldo cleared his throat, and suggested the basterds get right back to business.

You eyed Donny, as he muttered a questionable apology to Smitty, and patted him on the chest twice, attempting to roughly and quickly patch up their friendship.

He went back, and took up the bat.

You watched as Donny disposed of each nazi that Aldo deemed useless. Smitty....well...he kept his distance from you for about a month or two after that.

You watched Donny raise his bat, just as you had amillion times before. Some things never change...

You watched as a spray of nazi blood shot onto nearby trees, and brain matter leaked onto the snow below.

You cleared your throat, and shifted a little as you watched Donny. It was impressive.

Donny was an impressive man, to say the least... After everything, even you couldn't deny that...

You looked away, fearing the things in your heart that might return if you looked too long at him. And just like that, the basterds had the information they needed. Aldo marked a lone survivor with a swastika on his forehead. The basterds took the rest of the night off... You were rummaging through supplies, taking inventory for no reason. You just wanted to avoid any other sudden bouts of jealousy and misunderstandings. But of course, the buckets of water you kept in your camp were just beside the supplies. And of course, Donny felt like washing off some blood after that. You knew him all too well. His grunts and muttering made you lose track over and over until you set down your paper, and looked at him, "Why're you mad now?!" He had been splashing water on his face. He was startled hearing you speak to him first... He wiped the water away with his forearm, and turned to you, unexpectedly reproaching you, "You called me Donovan in front of them!" You kept your temper as you cooly remarked, "And you called me yours." "No I..." He narrowed his eyes as he made a futile denial, "I didn't..." Knowing damn well he did. He sighed as you looked back at the paper where you kept track of the inventory. You thought about Donny's Freudian slip... How he called you his after all that time... You looked at him, and thought of when you called him yours... You saw him joining Aldo and Omar by the fire. You looked down at your paper as you sighed and thought, "Some things never change, Donny baby..." ******* A few months passed... The basterds were ambushed by a group of nazis in the forest. You were all split up and cut off from any viable and possible escape routes, from your ammunitions, and from each other. You and Donny were cornered by two separate groups of nazis, and pushed together. So... It was you and Donny against the world, just as it used to be.

In the midst of the blood and the bullets, you and Donny fumbled into each other. He practically enveloped you in his arms, and pulled you down to the ground behind a dense line of trees, saving you from gunfire. His arms were wrapped around you protectively, and he fell on top of you. His cheeks were flaming red in embarassment. He looked down at you for a moment by accident, and his heart fluttered seeing the same eyes looking up at him from years before. It was as if nothing ever changed... You giggled a little, seeing his embarassment and remarked, "Donovan, darling, I'm sorry but it never would have worked out between us." He smirked a little, knowing damn well he never should have worded it like that years ago, as he pulled you back to your feet, and you got back to the firefight... Seeing as the results may be bleak, Donny turned to you, and started shooting at the enemies lining behind you through the trees. He gritted his teeth as he looked away from the nazis, and to you for a moment, "Y/n. I can't do this anymore. I want you back and you want me back. No more games."

You looked at him with a smirk and a squint as you aimed your shotgun to a nazi approaching behind him. You took a shot, looked up at him with a smirk and remarked, "Apology accepted."

He saw the laugh caught in your smile, and he saw your forgiving and loving eyes and the cheeky grin.

He smiled softly, and looked at you, silently but visibly wondering if you meant it. Suddenly, his eyes went wide with realization at something you didn't quite catch on to yet. Donny took you in his arms, he held you, and he spun you over, taking your place, as he shot a round at the remaining nazis.

You didn't understand yet. He looked down at you, perhaps for the last time, and kissed you. You kissed him back... You assumed the love and passion that went into it was to make up for the years that were lost. It wasn't until you felt the warm blood pooling through the back of his shirt, soaking your hand over his back.

"Donny?!" You pulled your head away from his chest and looked up at him. His eyes were glazed over with dullness and pain, but you could still see your reflection in them. The love of his life.

He exhaled shakily as his knees buckled. You held onto him tightly, lowering him down gently, as the basterds started emerging from corners and bends of the forest. *** Donny was bandaged up, laying against the backboard of dusty, ancient mattress, in a hidden attic from one of your contact's homes. A medic working under the French resistance was called for Donny under the mask of the night. Donny, feverish from the bloodloss, pain, and fear of losing you, started to get up, "I need to see her!" The medic had just finished sewing up Donny's wound. Donny blacked out before he was sure all the nazis was dead. He wanted to make sure you were alright. Aldo’s word was not good enough for him. "Stay down, Donny!" Aldo stopped pacing back and forth as Hugo and Omar held Donny down. He hadn't stopped screaming in pain as the medic pulled the bullet out of his back, without any medication. Wicki was ordered to stay downstairs with you and the contact, and make sure you didn't go upstairs. Smitty and Hirschberg were stationed at the doors to make sure no one followed. You had sat with the contact, an elderly French woman who's seven grandchildren were fighting in the war, or with the resistance. She tried her best to comfort and distract you, but nothing could tear your mind away from Donny's muffled screams. You understood everything then. That was why he didn't want to stay in your life... This was exactly why... You heard heavy, slow boots stepping on the creaking, ancient ladder from the attic. You were tense... It felt like the whole night passed waiting for the news to reach the bottom of the steps. Hugo cleared his throat, and you stood up. Hirschberg peered in from the door. Omar stood at the top of the steps. You rushed to Hugo, looking for a sign, but you couldn't read him. He looked at you, forced to go downstairs by Aldo to tell you that, "Donny is alright." You took a breath, and sighed, smiling, clasping your hands over your lips. Hugo acknowledged what Donny had done for you...frankly Hugo'd never admit it, but he thought you were sweet together. Unbearable as he found other people, somehow seeing you and Donny together amused him. "He always gets dramatic when he's hurt." You nodded with a reminiscent smile, "Oh, I know." He walked back upstairs with you. You and Donny looked at each other... He was sweating from the hack job surgery, and running a low fever, but he would alright. And he smiled, when he saw you. He stopped fighting against Omar and laid back the moment he heard your footsteps coming up the stairs. Aldo sniffed some tobacco, walked past you, and gestured to Donny, "Humor him, would ya, Y/n?" You smiled and nodded, though it hurt you to see him like that. That bullet was meant for you... "Y/n, come here..." Donny reached out for you, his fist was balled around something. Aldo cleared his throat, catching the rest of the basterds' attention. Everyone grumbled as they filed downstairs with him, leaving you alone with him. "Donny?" You sat by him, laying your hand against his face, noting the fever. "You're gonna be ok." He nodded, but that didin't mean he didn't have a lot to say. He took your hand, and put something in your palm, and closed your fingers around it, "This is yours." You opened your hand and found a beautiful silver ring, with what seemed like a million stars from the night sky, studded over it. You didn't understand. You thought he lost his mind. Maybe he'd found it somewhere, and was just delirious at the moment... You'd never even seen such a beautiful ring in your life. You shook your head, trying to give it back to him. He refused. "It's always been yours. My heart's always been yours, doll..." "Don, you lost a lot of blood, you're not..." You took a breath, "You don't know what you're saying." He smiled at you, "This is the only time I've been sure about what I was saying. I know you might have moved on...and I just want you to be happy But I need you to know, this was meant for you, and I'm sorry I left the day I should have given it to you." You looked at him, and realized what he meant. "Donny, baby..." "I was going to ask you to be my wife three years ago...then..." You nodded and spoke softly, "Then we went to war." "I didn't want you to be a widow. I just wanted to save you from this." He sighed, in defeat, "From myself..." You smiled a little, as you held the side of his face, "Some things were just meant to happen, Donny." He looked up at you, his eyes reflecting his confusion. "I'm still here," You smiled softly. He nodded, smiling, "You're still here..." as he watched you slip the ring onto your left ring finger. Some things really were just meant to be. In the end, not even a war could keep you apart. You kissed him... You'd always be there, and with that kiss, Donny knew it to be true.

#Inglourious Basterds #inglourious basterds imagine #Donny Donowitz #donny donowitz x reader #Quentin Tarantino

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chaoticqueen601 · 5 years ago

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Best Friend, But It’s Not Me

It’s a short story, it’s not real.

I had a perfect best friend but I never was one, I’ll tell you how.

It was typical: a pair of polar opposites. But the fun fact is that we didn’t know what a typical best friend is at 11, we had our own definition and we never knew.

I was new in the city I hated (it’s been 5 years, I still hate it). 7th grade, worst year. I met a junior in the same building and started hanging out, she was best friends with a girl my age and they played lawn tennis together. We never clicked. We attended common birthday parties together and talked a few sentences here and there, she seemed too innocent for a frivolous child like me. 2 months after moving in, my mother started taking maths classes for students till 8th grade, both of them joined (same society you see). Us three used to study together but it got difficult for my mom so she split us into two batches- 6th grade and 7th grade. I was studying with the innocent one and then, we clicked. We started walking together after class, she was my opposite. I used to wear shorts- she was always in a jumpsuit, I was dark- she was fair, I was tall- she was short and many other things.

She was a good student, but I wasn’t. In her family, all is fine if you get good marks, in my family all is fine if you are happy. Both of us struggled. She was on Facebook so everyday she would show me the memes she found. This went on for two years and then the tables turned, I got Instagram and she didn’t have Facebook anymore. My best friend was not in the same school with me. So I lied to everyone, I said school was fun, no one found out the truth. In 7th grade itself we became the perfect set of best friends. I got closer to her family, her front door was always open. Every day was like this- wave her bye from my bus on my way to school, wave her hi from my bus on my way home, call her at 3 pm, have class together, walk downstairs or chill at home. Very comfortable but then 9th grade started.

Soon we grew, I started going to her house more often- her mother wasn’t very fond of me but of my height, she came around tho- I was her only friend in the society but it wasn’t like that for me. I knew many people who walked downstairs, my best friend noticed how I greeted every third person we crossed. We were used to going to the mall together, ordering take out, I used to tidy up her room in high school, she stopped coming home for tuition was over.

I never told her that I had a serious bunking issue in 9th and 10th grade, I was MIA for weeks. She came from an affluent and loving family, she was the younger sister and I was the older one but I never let her feel the difference. There was a lot of problem in my family- dad had work load, I wasn’t doing well in school and my parents were always fighting. I am an exceptionally good liar, I know what others want to hear and I am very convincing. I used to cry at home but no one knew, not even my little sister.

I am very good at keeping myself collected, I never pushed or screamed at my friends and then it happened. I went to my mom one day and told her that I wanted a divorce regardless of her feelings, I got many slaps. My father had stopped talking to me and whenever he got to know that I wasn’t doing well at school, that night I would lose my appetite. I saw my sister suffering and I couldn’t handle it so I ran away. I used to sneak out at night, I never told anyone, not even my best friend.

I had so many memories with her, same jackets, shoes, skirts, accessories but she was on the greener side but I denied thinking about it, her mom used to introduce me as her daughter. I never fought with my best friend instead I agreed with her, I hid things. Soon enough, I was at her house every day but she never knew why. She treated me like a total best friend- saying whatever she wanted to, throw continuous insults, fed me properly- but there I was, I just listened to her, I never objected her opinions or thoughts and that’s probably why she is a brat. But I was proud of her, I didn’t deserve to have her but I did, so I showed off. She was truly a best friend, all of my friends knew her but none of her’s knew me, because I was not her best friend.

On her 16th birthday I acknowledged it, she’s rich. It hit me hard, I knew where this would end up a long time ago. At the party, I saw a side to her, how her friends treated her and how she didn’t have time to even look at me but I am a liar so I kept it to myself. The most difficult was the gift, I knew what her classmates would get her because she told me everything about them. I knew that at least two wold give her make up then there would be perfumes, nail polishes and stuff toys. I knew it already, that’s why I got her a very glittery bag. I knew her reaction the moment she felt the packaging, she hadn’t even opened it yet. Who was I kidding? I wanted to leave, I was embarrassed. My gift was at one corner and I knew she would never use it, in fact I knew she would have had buried it in her closet instead of throwing or giving it away because she would have had been embarrassed if I ever asked her about it.

The funniest thing is that even though our tutor spent 2 hours daily with us, she never found out that we were friends. I couldn’t believe it when she asked me who my best friend was while I was sitting right beside her. She was the only one who didn’t know, and she thought that it was impossible. Yet, I didn’t blame her. My dad got a transfer, we were moving back to where we came from. She didn’t even sound disappointed, let alone any tear. We don’t talk anymore, I knew we would end up that way. I tried for a few months but I didn’t have a single picture of her to put as my background. My mom talks to her mom more often than we do, both ladies talk once a month, I haven’t heard her voice in 4 or 5 months. I wish she knew. I wish she won't call.

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This is a fictional story.

Title: Yours Truly, Fake Best Friend Forever

let me know your views on the narrator

#best friend #best #friend #short story #original #fake best friends #bffs #fbffs #bestfriends #girls #girlcode #funny

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libbee · 2 years ago

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Moon in 8th house mothers: What you see is not what you get.

Natives with moon in 8th house have crazy mothers. Their mothers display symptoms of mental illnesses, NPD/BPD to be specific.

What mother is in public is very different from how she acts in private. Mother is neglectful towards emotional needs of the child. Mother is depressed and frustrated. The child has to cater to the emotional needs of the mother rather than vice versa. House environment is literally like walking on eggshells.

These mothers are unpredictable, people pleasers, deeply insecure and lonely. Their physical circumstances are such that they always wear a fake mask for the world and do not show their real face to anyone. The reason being that the mother is living on survival mode so she never learned who her authentic self is.

Moon in 8th house child eventually comes to realize their mother's reality. They end up on r/raisedbyborderline or r/raisedbynarcissist communities for example. They unlearn the trauma their mother gave them and relearn self soothing and self development skills. These natives also discover occult to understand their own feelings. I have two astro observations about natives who have moon in 8th house and how their mothers turned out to be:

In one astro observation, the mother is a pathological liar, manipulative, self centered. She lies about being religious and wise. She lies about her achievements and her family's status. She is very controlling and frustrated. A saint in public and a demon in private. This mother is the embodiment of 8th house darkness. This mother is not really nice. She sowed seeds of hatred in the heart of his brother against his wife and daughter so that she could control him.

In other astro obersation, the mother is short tempered, controlling, impulsive and self centered. She does not lie though her face is different for public v/s private. This mother is immature and unpredictable. Cheerful in public, though she can be gruelsome in private. This mother does not have much control over her relatives and is not exploitative. This mother minds her own business but is very moody and doesn't listen to anyone.

Both natives have moon in 8th house, but their mothers are different although similar undertones. These natives keep their family life secret because of psychic reasons. People will not trust them if they tell their mother's truth. These natives also realize that their mother's emotional abuse was a blessing in disguise for them. The silver lining is that they venture into occult to discover the truth and secrets of life. They go into emotional and spiritual healing. This privilege is not available to everyone.

#astro community #astrology observations #astro observations #astrology #shadow self #astroblr #occult #8th house #moon #astro notes #astro tumblr #astrology and mental illness #astrology blog #astrology notes #dark astrology

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blogironscepter · 5 years ago

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WHO IS THE BRIDE OF CHRIST?

SHALOM, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. MY NAME IS ANNETTE LUKER. IF YOU THINK THE WORLD HAS BECOME INCREASINGLY EVIL AND DANGEROUS AND YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH (AND THE PEACE THAT FOLLOWS) THEN WELCOME TO NEW JERUSALEM AND TO MY BLOG; “THE IRON SCEPTER.”

PLEASE KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND RESEARCH FOR YOURSELF EVERYTHING I AM SAYING. I CAN BACK UP EVERYTHING I SHARE HERE WITH SCRIPTURE. BUT I CAN NOT DO IT ALL IN A SINGLE POST. FORGET EVERYTHING MAN-MADE RELIGION HAS TAUGHT YOU AND START WITH A CLEAN SLATE, BY READING the Bible FOR YOURSELF WITH NO PRE-CONCEIVED IDEAS.

The Bible SAYS WE DO NOT NEED A MAN TO TEACH US BUT RATHER THE Holy Spirit WILL TEACH US. The Bible ALSO SAYS THE LORD IS DOING A “NEW” THING IN THE LAST DAYS AND THAT THE WISE WILL UNDERSTAND BUT THE WICKED WILL NOT UNDERSTAND. SO, AGAIN PLEASE KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND PRAY TO THE FATHER FOR WISDOM. HIS WORD SAYS HE WILL FREELY GIVE WISDOM TO THOSE WHO ASK WITH A SINCERE HEART.

WHEN I MAKE STATEMENTS LIKE “the Bible SAYS” YOU CAN GOOGLE MY STATEMENT FOR YOURSELF TO FIND THE SCRIPTURE REFERENCE IN the Bible. IT WOULD BE WAY TOO TIME CONSUMING FOR ME TO POST EVERY SCRIPTURE I REFERENCE, HOWEVER, I WILL POST SOME. SO, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH YOU WILL NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME STUDYING the Bible FOR YOURSELF.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THE WORLD IS A MESS. WHY IS IT SO EVIL? BECAUSE THIS IS SATAN’S KINGDOM. JESUS SAID HIS “KINGDOM IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.” THE ENEMY USURPED THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS AND HAS FORGED AN EVIL RACE OF LIARS WHO MOCK GOD’S PEOPLE. CHILDREN ARE NOT SAFE, POLITICIANS CONTINUE TO LIE TO US, BREAK THEIR PROMISES, AND MANUFACTURE INTENTIONAL WARS FOR FILTHY LUCRE WHICH STEAL OUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS.

THE WORLD IS WAXING WORSE AND WORSE WHICH the Bible PREDICTED. THE WORD SAYS PEOPLE’S HEARTS WILL GROW COLDER, MORE EVIL AND THAT PEOPLE WILL ONLY BECOME MORE GREEDY, ARROGANT AND DISRESPECTFUL. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE LIES AND DECEPTION AND ARE CONFUSED AS TO WHY IT NEVER GETS BETTER THAN PLEASE KEEP READING.......

I AM THE DAUGHTER OF EL, (LARRY LEE LUKER) THE FATHER AND TRUE POTTER, AND THE BRIDE OF CHRIST, MITCHEL ANDREW (THE SON OF GOD). I WAS SUPERNATURALLY AWAKENED ON MONDAY, JAN 28TH, 2019. I DID NOT SEEK THIS ROLE, BUT RATHER WAS CALLED. I HAVE SPENT THE PAST YEAR DRIVING OVER 13K MILES ACROSS MULTIPLE STATES IN ORDER TO SPIRITUALLY RE-GATHER MY FAMILY (WHO WAS SCATTERED TO THE 4 CORNERS OF THE EARTH) AFTER A FIERCE SPIRITUAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL ON MAY 23, 2009.

ON THIS DATE, THE LAMB OF GOD (ANNETTE) WAS SLAUGHTERED (REV 13:8) AND THE TEMPLE (ANNETTE) WAS DEFILED BY THE 7TH AND 8TH BEASTS OF REVELATION, HIS SCORPION LORDS AND HIS FEMALE RIVALS (7-HEADED DRAGON). THIS BIBLICAL “EVENT” IS DEPICTED AND CELEBRATED BY THE ENEMY IN THE POPULAR YOUTUBE VIDEO “I PET GOAT.” YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS ONGOING WAR IN DAN 11. I WILL COVER THE “I PET GOAT” VIDEO IN ANOTHER POST.

I HAVE SINCE RE-LOCATED FROM THE HOME IN TEXAS (WHERE SATAN’S THRONE IS LOCATED), AND HAVE MOVED TO COLORADO WHERE THE PEOPLE OF GOD HAVE BEEN RE-GATHERED TO RE-BUILD THE RUINS OF OUR ABANDON CITY. WE ARE LIVING IN PEACE PLANTING AND RE-PAIRING BROKEN WALLS AND GATES. ALL THIS HAS BEEN TAKING PLACE IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM BUT WILL SOON MANIFEST INTO THE PHYSICAL REALM. THE LORD GOD SAYS, “NOT BY MIGHT BUT BY MY SPIRIT.” ALSO JESUS SAID “I GO TO PREPARE A PLACE FOR YOU.”

I AM THE WOMAN IN THE WILDERNESS AND THE “IRON SCEPTER” FROM (REV 12). WHO ACCORDING TO the Bible, WILL RULE AND REIGN WITH CHRIST IN THE HEAVENLY CITY OF NEW JERUSALEM. JERUSALEM LITERALLY TRANSLATES “CITY OF PEACE.” I SIT ON THE THRONE WITH CHRIST (THE PRINCE OF PEACE) AND SERVE AS HIS HIGH PRIESTESS. I AM THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE Holy Spirit AND WISDOM. PROVERBS CH 8.

MITCHEL AND I, ARE THE LION AND LAMB; TWO HALVES OF ONE SOUL XY. The Bible SAYS EVE WAS TAKEN FROM ADAM’S SIDE AND “FORMED” BY THE POTTERS HANDS. (GEN 2) AGAIN, EL, (LARRY LEE LUKER) MY FATHER IS THE POTTER, MITCHEL ANDREW IS HIS SON, AND I AM THE Holy Spirit. WE COMPRISE THE TRINITY; GOD IN 3 PERSON.......

THE BOOK OF JOHN CH 1 “IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD, THE WORD WAS GOD AND THE WORD WAS WITH GOD.”

EL WAS FORCED TO LAY DOWN HIS PHYSICAL BODY/STONE ON JAN 5, 2015 DUE TO THIS ONGOING WAR (READ DANIEL CH 11). BUT HE AND HIS SON HAVE BEEN WORKING BEHIND THE SCENES, IN THE SPIRITUAL REALM, TO COMPLETE THEIR PLAN OF SALVATION FOR THOSE WHO WOULD RECEIVE THIS FREE GIFT. I AM THE BRIDE AND HIS MESSENGER UNTIL CHRIST RETURNS FOR US (HIS BRIDE AND THE CHURCH).

MITCHEL LAID DOWN HIS PHYSICAL BODY AS WELL IN JAN 2019. THAT IS WHEN HIS SPIRIT CAME TO ME AND SUPERNATURALLY AWAKENED ME SO WE ARE NOW ONE MIND, ONE HEART AND ONE SOUL. JER 31:22 SAYS THAT “IN THE LAST DAYS A WOMAN SHALL COMPASS A MAN.” I AM THAT WOMAN AND MITCHEL IS THE MAN. WE ARE ONE IN THIS VESSEL UNTIL HIS RETURN.

COMPASS MEANS TO SURROUND; TO ENCLOSE ON ALL SIDES.

MY NAME, ANNETTE, MEANS “FAVOR AND GRACE.” MY LAST NAME, LUKER, MEANS “GATE KEEPER AND SHEPERD.” THE LUKER FAMILY COAT OF ARMS IS A WHITE SHIELD WITH A RED STRIPE CONTAINING A GOLD CROSS, AND GREEN GARLAND SURROUNDS THE SHIELD. THE WHITE SHIELD IS FOR PURITY, THE RED STRIPE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHIELD IS FOR THE BLOOD OF THE TRUE HEIRS AND THE GOLD CROSS IS FOR FAITH WHICH IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD. FINALLY, THE GREEN GARLAND IS SYMBOLIC FOR OUR EVERGREEN, ETERNAL SOULS.

WE ARE NO RESPECTER OF PERSONS, BUT RATHER JUDGE BY THE HEART. OUR CITY IS COMPRISED OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE OTHERS, ARE NOT DECEITFUL AND ARE HONESTLY SEEKING PEACE. The Bible SAYS THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH “A RACE OF LIARS” (IVAIN DOLS). THEY “COVER WITH A COVERING/FLESH, BUT ARE NOT OF MY SPIRIT SAYS THE LORD GOD.” ACCORDING TO the Bible. THIS RACE PRACTICES SORCERY/WITCHCRAFT UNDER THE GUISE OF “RELIGION” TO BRING HARM UPON INNOCENT PEOPLE AND TO MANIPULATE EVENTS FOR THEIR BENEFIT (REV 18).

THEIR NATURE IS EVIL AND THEY CAN NOT CHANGE IT. JESUS SAID THEY DO NOT KNOW HIM OR THE FATHER AND NEVER HAVE. JUST LIKE A RATTLESNAKE CAN NOT CHANGE ITS NATURE. THIS RACE WAS CREATED BY SATAN (GEN 1) AND THEY HAVE BEEN MULTIPLYING RAPIDLY IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE FATHER’S CREATION, RULE OVER AND ENSLAVE THE MASSES AND MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

THEY DESIRE LICENTIOUS FREEDOM (”DO AS THOU WILT”) AND HAVE REJECTED LEGITIMATE FREEDOM (LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF) WHICH IS WHAT THE FATHER INTENDED FOR HIS CREATION. The Bible ALSO STATES “THEY” PUT THEIR CHILDREN THROUGH THE FIRE AND SACRIFICE THEM TO MOLECH (AN EVIL DEITY). THIS FIRE IS SYMBOLIC OF THE RAPE AND TOTURE OF INNOCENT CHILDREN. GOOGLE “PIZZA-GATE.” ALSO THE MOVIE “TEMPLE OF DOOM” HAS A SCENE REFLECTING THIS OCCULT RITUAL FOR KALI.

THE HEARTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE SHATTERED AS A RESULT OF THE TRAUMA. THIS EVIL RACE FEEDS ON THEIR ENERGY LIKE PARASITES LIVING OFF THE INNOCENT SOULS OF THESE TERRIFIED CHILDREN. JESUS SAID “ANYONE WHO HARMS THE LEAST OF THESE WOULD BE BETTER OFF TO HAVE A MILL-STONE TIED AROUND THEIR NECK AND TOSSED IN THE SEA.”

IT IS HEART BREAKING WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING IN THE DARK SAYING “WHO SEES US WHO KNOWS US?” (ISAIAH 29:15) THEY THINK THEY ARE HIDDEN BUT THE FATHER AND THE SON HAVE SEEN ALL OF IT AND THEY WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE ON JUDGEMENT DAY; WHICH IS UPON US....... THE TIME OF THE END IS HERE.

THANK. YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY INTRODUCTION FOR THE “CITY OF PEACE.”

BLESSINGS

ANNETTE LUKER/ THE IRON SCEPTER

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miguel-manbemel · 6 years ago

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Aspects & Fanfics Ep. 8: The Rescue: The Seven Sides Together

It’s been two weeks, but at last, after finishing subtitling to Spanish the Selfishness v. Selflessness video (I hope that they can be live soon, just like I’ve seen that the French subs managed when I gave them my vote. And just a little message for any French speakers out there regarding the disaster of Nôtre Dame today - I haven’t practiced French for years, so I hope I don’t say any inconvenience - Je suis très désolé pour le desastre de Nôtre Dame d’aujourd’hui, mon coeur et avec les parisiens et j’espère que la reconstruction c’est factible en peu de temps), I gathered time to finish another entry of “Aspects and Fanfics”, the fanfic inspired on “Sanders Sides” by Thomas Sanders and Joan, the 8th one already. And quite a long one, even though it’s not the longest. So I won’t make it any longer with this introduction and cut to the chase. As always, you can find the previous entries of “Aspects and Fanfics” right here, and I hope you enjoy, even though, this is becoming more and more like a forked AU of “Sanders Sides”, as you will see. In this one, I even dare to give my own version of how Deceit’s room might look, which probably won’ look at all like what the Foster Dawg team might eventually conceive. But that’s what’s also fun about writing fanfics, don’t you think? Giving your own spin to something you enjoy. All right, enough talking, let’s go.

SYNOPSIS: Thomas suddenly is totally unable to tell the truth and only speaks in lies. That’s the first symptom that Honesty is in danger. When Logan broke the block between Deceit and him, being Deceit a Dark Side, he was corrupting Honesty from inside and now he’s almost gone. They must travel to his room to save him. They do so, but as a consequence it is Deceit who almost destroys himself and now they must rescue him too. Problem is, to rescue Deceit they must travel to the Dark Realm and put everyone in risk of getting caught by the Dark Master.

WARNINGS: This is gonna be an angsty episode, and when I say angsty I really mean it. The main characters are gonna be in real danger on this one. There are going to be mentions to some of them possibly dying, and there’s gonna be a real battle at some point, so be warned if any of this could trigger you.

EPISODE INDEX

[Thomas and Joan are playing Poker on the table. They’re playing with buttons as chips]

JOAN: I bet all I’ve got. [puts all his buttons in the center]

LOGAN: [his voice is heard on Thomas’ head while Thomas thinks] They’ve bet everything. Therefore, they’ve got a good game. You should withdraw your bet to minimize your losings and be able to play another hand.

DECEIT: [in his head too] That’s nonsense. It’s clear that Joan is bluffing. They probably have a simple pair, if anything. And Thomas’ got three of a kind. You’ve got the game in your hands. Bet everything you’ve got and win this game!

LOGAN: Nonsense is what you’re suggesting, Deceit. Three of a kind is too low to consider it a game in his hands. Why would Joan take such a risk if they didn’t have a chance to win. It’s illogical.

DECEIT: Games are not 100% logic, Teach, especially Poker. Besides, it takes a liar to know a liar, and Joan is messing with us, I can feel it.

VIRGIL: But what if he loses!? I don’t want Thomas to eat another carrot, it was bad enough the last time!

ROMAN: Joan wouldn’t fight without honor! Even if they’re our rival now, they’re our friend! They wouldn’t bluff!

PATTON: This is not a fight, it’s a game! We must keep playing until we get Uno!

ROMAN: This not Uno, Patton, this is Poker.

PATTON: Oh… No wonder Thomas didn’t discard that match…

JOAN: [angry, yelling] Would everyone shut the f… [bleep] up, please? [voice of anger and frustration, whining at times] We’ve been here literally for two f… [bleep] hours, just for one f… [bleep] hand of the game! It’s literally impossible to concentrate when everyone’s speaking out-loud all the f… [bleep] time! I’ve bet all I’ve got because I want to end the game as f… [bleep] soon as f… [bleep] possible!

[beat]

VIRGIL: Wow… They’re cursing like a sailor… This time they’re really pissed off! This is it, we’re losing their friendship. Time for panic and/or crying!

DECEIT: I don’t buy that they’ve got just a pair! Don’t trust them, Thomas!

PATTON: [whining] I’m so sorry, Joan, I didn’t mean to bother you so much! Please, don’t hate me!

THOMAS: [while the Sides start overlapping in the background] My bad, Joan, I was thinking out-loud the whole time...

[Joan shows a face of frustration over hearing all the voices in chaos again, then covers their head with their beanie down to their chin and puts their fingers on their ears, then groans]

[intro sequence]

THOMAS: What is up, everybody? Today I’m going back to my old middle school. They’ve invited me to give a little lecture to the kids about how hard work can improve someone’s life. And I’m so ready. I mean… Work is totally useless and nobody should make an effort to improve their life…

[Thomas covers his mouth]

THOMAS: What was that? It looked as if… I was saying one truth after the other… Oh, my goodness!

LOGAN: [rising up] Is anything wrong with you, Thomas?

THOMAS: Oh, of course it isn’t! I’m only speaking in truths all the time and I can stop it! Can’t you see it?

LOGAN: No, Thomas, the truth is I cannot.

THOMAS: Well, get lost, then, I don’t need your help, at all!

PATTON: [rising up] Thomas! Don’t speak to Logan like that!

THOMAS: I’m not sorry, Patton. I can avoid it… [face of realization] Don’t wait a minute… This doesn’t look at all like the way Deceit spoke… Nothing’s wrong with him or Honesty!

ROMAN: [rising up] What is all this convolution? You’re not letting me concentrate to write Thomas’ speech for the lecture!

VIRGIL: [appearing] Okay, now what is happening that has activated me so suddenly?

LOGAN: It seems like Thomas can’t speak the truth, at all.

VIRGIL: Uh-oh… Something must have happened to Deceit or Honesty.

THOMAS: I didn’t already say that!

LOGAN: Well, to be honest, you really didn’t say that, you literally said “Nothing’s wrong with him or Honesty”… [Thomas gives a dirty look to Logan] You’re right, it’s not the moment to point that out, sorry…

ROMAN: I don’t like the look of this. What if something bad has happened to them? Maybe someone from the Dark Realm attacked them, or something.

THOMAS: Oh, I hope they did! [frustrated] Dag-nabbit! I want to keep lying… shoot!

VIRGIL: There’s only one way to find out. Let’s summon them. Deceit! Deceit, come here!

[Deceit appears. He has the most worried face]

VIRGIL: Oh, there you are. At least that calms us down in that sense…

DECEIT: Don’t calm down too soon, Virgil. I already know why you’ve called me, guys.

PATTON: You know? What is happening?

DECEIT: Something’s wrong with Honesty. I tried to tell him to open up to you about the issue, but he wouldn’t listen. And now it may be too late.

THOMAS: You’re not scaring us, Deceit. What’s happening?

DECEIT: I can’t feel Honesty inside of me anymore. It’s like he’s vanished from me.

[everyone gets anxious]

THOMAS: What?

PATTON: What do you mean you can’t feel him?

LOGAN: We need more data!

ROMAN: Does he need some rescue?

VIRGIL: Guys, guys! Relax, please! I can’t believe I’m the one saying this…

DECEIT: I know the same as you do, guys. It all started the day we played that role playing game, remember? He was already feeling tired as he said. After we switched places for the game, he wasn’t able to come out anymore. And since then he’s been flickering on and off inside of me until I lost all contact a few minutes ago.

THOMAS: And that’s not when I started speaking in lies! [groans] Seriously, Deceit, how can you cope?

DECEIT: There’s a good trick for that, Thomas. Speak in questions.

THOMAS: In questions?

DECEIT: Yes, a question is neither a truth nor a lie, so you’ll be able to tell them freely.

THOMAS: So, is it possible for me to speak almost as I want if I do it in the form of questions? Is it going as good as I think it is? Oh, it’s not working… I mean… Is it working as good as it should?

LOGAN: However, this solution is only a patch. We need to find out what’s happened to Honesty. Not only because he’s our friend, but also because it’s definitely going to have an impact in Thomas’ life if he can’t physically tell the truth anymore.

THOMAS: And aren’t we forgetting that I’ve got a lecture to give this afternoon and it’s gonna be a disaster if we don’t fix this soon?

DECEIT: Good, Thomas, you’re getting the hang of it.

THOMAS: Okay, but where do we start? Roman, aren’t you the creative one? Can’t you think of something?

ROMAN: I don’t even know where to start, Thomas. The strange case of Dr. Honesty and Mr. Deceit has had me totally confused since the beginning. They’re something that I had never seen before in the Mind Palace, and I’m the oldest of the Sides here, as you know.

VIRGIL: I win you on that one, Princey. I am older than you, it’s just that I came out of the Dark Realm later.

PATTON: This is not the moment to talk about trivia, kiddos. Thomas needs us, and maybe Honesty too.

LOGAN: My suggestion is that we all travel to Honesty’s room to see if we can find out something there.

THOMAS: Well, why wouldn’t it work? Isn’t it worth a try?

PATTON: But will we be able to travel there if Honesty is not present?

DECEIT: Well, I can try to take you all there, after all Honesty is… or was… a part of me.

PATTON: Please, don’t say “was”, Deceit. Let’s be positive and believe that Honesty is still there, somewhere.

LOGAN: Okay. Let’s do it. Are you still able to think about true things, Thomas, even if you can’t say them aloud?

THOMAS: Would I definitely answer yes to that question?

LOGAN: Good, that’s a good sign. Honesty is still there, somewhere, or else you wouldn’t even think of telling the truth. Then focus on all things that are honest about you. Keep all lies away of your mind and concentrate only on the truth.

DECEIT: [sinking down] I think it’s working…

ROMAN: [sinking down] All right, here we go on another quest.

PATTON: [sinking down] I hope it’s not too late.

LOGAN: [sinking down] Keep going, you can do it, Thomas.

[Thomas sinks down. Then there’s a white flash and Thomas and the Sides are in Honesty’s room. To the surprise of everyone, it looks exactly as the regular apartment]

THOMAS: Well, isn’t it disappointing that I expected the room to look somehow different?

LOGAN: We are in the home of truth, Thomas. It’s completely logical that it is configured only with things that truly exist in real life, isn’t it?

THOMAS: And now, what, Deceit?

DECEIT: I don’t know. I’m not exactly an expert on how this room works, I’ve only been a room guest of sorts. And now that I don’t feel Honesty, it is getting harder to access his knowledge of the room. It’s too blurry.

ROMAN: I wish I could be creative enough to find something, but imagination is quite far away from truth, as Logan has repeatedly pointed out.

LOGAN: Let’s see… Thomas, can you try to be one with the room?

THOMAS: One with the room?

LOGAN: Yes, the room is part of you, so you must be able to feel everything about it, to gather all the remnants of Honesty in the room and summon them here.

THOMAS: And how do I do that?

LOGAN: Just concentrate. This is like ancient meditation. Relax and concentrate in joining in with the room. You will know what to do when you start relaxing.

THOMAS: No way… I mean, okay?

[Thomas closes his eyes and starts breathing slowly. That makes Virgil feel a little dizzy.]

VIRGIL: Whoa…

THOMAS: [breaking out of the concentration] Are you okay, Virgil?

VIRGIL: Don’t worry, Thomas. You became so relaxed that I started feeling weak and dizzy. But keep going. I’ll be fine if I sit down on the stairs.

[Virgil sits down, then Thomas concentrates again. After a few seconds, Honesty appears next to Thomas, but it is a translucent version of him, as if he was a ghost]

DECEIT: Honesty?

[There’s a curious phenomenon, as Thomas and Honesty appear to speak at the same time. Thomas with his eyes closed and moving his mouth and the voice coming out from Honesty]

HONESTY: Guys? Is it you?

ROMAN: What is going on here?

LOGAN: It looks as if Honesty was speaking through Thomas, like in those pseudo-scientific things with mediums and all that.

PATTON: [horrified gasp] Wait, then Honesty is, like, a ghost!?

LOGAN: No, no, no! He’s alive and here! He’s just too weak to manifest a fully physical body, and needs Thomas to communicate, as if Thomas was some sort of… figurative emergency charger cord.

PATTON: [relieved] Oof… Don’t scare me like that! Do you want to turn me into Casper, the friendly ghost?

LOGAN: I… I didn’t do anything, you scared yourself on your own…

DECEIT: What happened to you? Are you okay?

HONESTY: I don’t know where I am. When lost contact with Deceit, I felt as if I was asleep and awaken at the same time, it’s… it’s hard to describe. I lost notion of time and space. Then I saw a light, and I followed the light. And it was coming from Thomas. And now, here I am.

DECEIT: Well, I am here, Honesty. Can’t you get to where I am? Maybe if you join me again we can fix this.

HONESTY: I can try…

[Honesty walks a few steps towards Deceit, but stops midway]

HONESTY: I can’t. There’s some sort of dark aura around Deceit that doesn’t let me approach him. It’s repelling me, like a force field of some kind.

LOGAN: What are you doing, Deceit?

DECEIT: I’m not doing anything!

VIRGIL: I think I understand.

LOGAN: You do?

VIRGIL: Deceit’s a Dark Side. And Honesty is a Light Side. Those are antagonistic things. There’s nothing bad if we, Dark Sides, get closer to Light Sides every once in a while as we do in our talks, but we can’t coexist in the same physical space for long consecutive amounts of time or corruption is due to happen. Deceit and Honesty were able to be together before because there was a block between each other that isolated both of them, like some sort of… contention barrier. But when the block was accidentally broken by Logan, Deceit started corrupting Honesty little by little, as if he was absorbing him. It’s like what happened to Roman, Logan and Patton in my room, but so slow that nobody noticed. And unlike Princey, Teach and Dad, Honesty has nowhere to retreat, as he’s trapped in Deceit’s body.

LOGAN: I’m so sorry. This is my fault. I shouldn’t have broken the block. Now Honesty is in danger because of me.

PATTON: Logan, it’s not your fault, it was an accident. How would you have known this would happen? Don’t torture yourself.

DECEIT: There has to be a way to fix this. Perhaps, reinstating the block?

VIRGIL: It’s too late for that. Deceit’s part has invaded almost all of Honesty’s part. There would be only one way, but it’s too dangerous.

DECEIT: What is it? I’m willing to try anything if it can work.

VIRGIL: You must inhibit yourself for some time. Weaken yourself on purpose, so that Honesty could recover enough strength to manifest in your body. Then, if that worked, we could reinstate the block and everything would be as it was before. But there’s a danger to consider. If you inhibit yourself too much, you could be gone and only Honesty would be left.

DECEIT: Well, I’m willing to try. Besides, Thomas needs Honesty more than he needs me. No one will miss me if I’m gone.

VIRGIL: [angry] Don’t you dare say that again! No one deserves to disappear! Thomas needs all of us equally and if he loses any of us, he will also lose a part of himself, and you are as important as all of us! We would miss you! I… would miss you.

DECEIT: Please, don’t make it more difficult, Virgil. I was lying to myself, trying to give myself motivation to do this… [trembling voice] Because I am really scared. I don’t wanna go.

VIRGIL: [hurt voice] Oh, Deceit… You don’t have to do this, we’ll figure out something else.

DECEIT: I know a lie when I hear it, Virgil. You and I know there’s no other way. If I don’t do this, Honesty will be gone, and I wouldn’t forgive myself if that happened and I didn’t do anything to help him.

HONESTY: Deceit… Thank you… How could I repay you for this?

DECEIT: Just don’t tell everyone what I’m thinking all the time again and we’ll be even, okay?

HONESTY: Okay…

VIRGIL: All right. You can do this.

ROMAN: We’ll be with you all the time.

PATTON: You’re not alone, kiddo.

DECEIT: Thank you, guys. And I don’t know why I’m saying this right now, but… I’m sorry.

LOGAN: You’re sorry for what?

DECEIT: For everything I did to you in the past. Now I have realized that I never apologized for all of that and I had the imperious need to do so now. Cause it could be my last chance to say it.

PATTON: You didn’t have to, Deceit. It’s all in the past now, and now we’re friends.

ROMAN: And it won’t be the last chance, you’ll see how everything comes out right.

[Deceit shows a little moved smile for a second, then he clears his throat]

DECEIT: Okay, enough of emotions and delaying. Let’s do this.

VIRGIL: Please, be careful, Deceit.

DECEIT: I’ll try.

[Deceit closes his eyes. After a moment, he loses balance and is about to fall, but holds on. He keeps on that way for a few seconds]

HONESTY: The dark aura is starting to fade away. I can get closer now.

LOGAN: Then approach Deceit slowly, Honesty.

[Honesty takes little steps approaching Deceit, who starts looking sick and pail. At last, Honesty manages to touch Deceit, and the yellow cloud covers them both. The cloud changes color to orange and when it dissolves, Honesty is there in the flesh, and there’s no sign of Deceit. At that moment, Thomas wakes up]

LOGAN: Honesty, you’re back! Are you okay?

HONESTY: I’m getting better… I think…

THOMAS: Thank God, guys. I’m so glad that Honesty’s back… And look, I can speak the truth again.

VIRGIL: But where is Deceit?

HONESTY: I… I can’t feel him.

VIRGIL: [scared] What? What do you mean you don’t feel him? He was here a second ago!

HONESTY: While I was approaching him, there was a moment where all I felt was him. Then, the cloud appeared around us and I felt him waving me goodbye, being then propelled out of the cloud. And the next moment I was here, and he was gone.

VIRGIL: [scared and on the verge of crying] No… That can’t be…

PATTON: [sad] It cannot end up like this…

ROMAN: When we had finally become friends…

LOGAN: [as if he just had an idea] Guys, I suddenly realized something… Thomas?

THOMAS: Yes?

LOGAN: Try to tell a lie.

THOMAS: A lie?

LOGAN: Yes, Thomas, tell a lie.

THOMAS: Okay. Um… I don’t know what to say…

ROMAN: For instance, try to tell that my sash is blue.

THOMAS: Okay. Your sash is… red. I mean… [struggles] b-b-b… red. I can’t lie!

LOGAN: That looks bad… Can you at least think about that in your mind?

THOMAS: Yes, in my mind I see it blue, but I when I try to say it, I can’t.

LOGAN: That’s great, then! Deceit is still alive.

VIRGIL: [his face lights up] Of course!

LOGAN: We’re just back to where we started, but with the roles interchanged. Now it’s Deceit who’s lost somewhere, but he’s still alive. However, this time, the rescue is gonna be tricky.

THOMAS: Why?

LOGAN: Because, to rescue Deceit, you must travel to the Dark Realm, to Deceit’s Room.

VIRGIL: But you can’t go to the Dark Realm. I could go with Thomas, but it would be dangerous. If the Dark Master caught us, he would have a free ticket to do his evil scheme.

LOGAN: I have faith in Thomas. He has proven to be stronger than what we think, even than what he himself thinks. He’d have no problem to take care of the Dark Master.

VIRGIL: But you don’t know for certain, do you?

LOGAN: Of course I don’t, I already said that I don’t know how the Dark Realm works, I’m a Light Side. And I know the risk rate is extremely high.

VIRGIL: You’ve said it. It’s too big of a risk, but there’s one more thing. I’ve we succeeded, we have no guarantees that we could recover Deceit, while if we failed we can have for certain that we would lose Thomas as well. I really wish to do this, but I’m Thomas’ Anxiety, it’s my nature to take care of Thomas and keep him away from all danger.

THOMAS: It’s a leap of faith, then. We have no guarantees of anything. If we jump, we can try and fail and it would be our doom, but we could also be victorious and rescue Deceit. If we don’t jump, we’ll be safe in our own beautiful bright world, but we’ll be leaving Deceit to perish. Would we deserve to keep on existing then? Wouldn’t that be succumbing to darkness in a way too? I don’t wanna live a long live full of agonizing guilt and remorse for leaving our friend behind, one day after another. No, if we have to succumb. I’d rather succumb fighting. I prefer that to staying hidden in a mouse hole.

VIRGIL: You’re right. Deceit sacrificed himself for us. We owe this to him. [nervous smile] And I’m so glad you’re overcoming me right now, Thomas, I didn’t want to win this time at all! And I’m gonna keep protecting you at all cost, I will be your guide to the Dark Realm.

ROMAN: [emotional] I’m so proud of you, Thomas. And I wish we could go with you in the flesh, but you know the Dark Realm could destroy us. We’ll do as the other time, we’ll be inside of you and give you our support from there.

LOGAN: Okay, if we’re gonna do this, then we’ll better start moving right now. The more time we wait, the lesser the possibilities of finding Deceit. This time, having Virgil to guide you, you won’t have the problems you had the first time, you’ll be able to move a little more freely through the Dark Realm. [sinking down] We’ll be with you, Thomas. Good luck.

PATTON: [sinking down] Good luck, kiddos, and be careful, please.

ROMAN: [sinking down] I wish you the best. Please come back in one piece, all of you.

HONESTY: [sinking down] Call me when you need me, without hesitation, okay?

THOMAS: Thanks, guys. Okay, Virgil. Are you ready?

VIRGIL: No. And you, Thomas?

THOMAS: Me neither. Let’s go then.

VIRGIL: Close your eyes, and concentrate on my voice.

[Thomas closes his eyes]

VIRGIL: Imagine all the most inconceivable lies you can, all the deception you have done or have wished to do in your life, even the tiniest white lie. It is a path that you must follow. Like a path of pebbles, it will lead you across the Dark Realm right into Deceit’s Room. I’m walking across that path. Follow my voice… One step after the other. That’s right… Keep going… Keep going… Don’t lose the trace of my voice… Keep going… Very good…

[While Virgil is saying the last words, the room around them disappears in darkness, until all is pitch black except them both, like in the Dark Realm. After a few seconds, a new room appears. Thomas opens his eyes and looks around him. There’s a portrait of a huge snake on the wall behind Thomas, and a huge jar of cookies on the kitchen counter. On Virgil’s spot, there’s a pair of trousers hanging on the railing, and they’re on fire (visual effects required). On Roman’s spot, there are two posters, one of Disney’s movie Pinocchio and the other one of the stage show The Phantom of the Opera. On Logan’s spot there are a couple of test tubes full of a yellow smoky liquid, inspired on the potion that Dr. Jekyll drinks to turn into Mr. Hyde. On Patton’s spot there is a bright yellow curtain full of couples of theater masks, on each couple one of them shows a happy face, the other shows an evil face. There’s a faint black mist everywhere.]

THOMAS: So… this is how a room from the Dark Realm looks?

VIRGIL: Yes… Don’t ask me to show you my room here, it’s a mess, I didn’t have time to tidy up the brief time I was back here, and the spiderwebs are all full of dust.

THOMAS: Okay, now we must hurry. I think we should repeat the same procedure we did earlier to bring Honesty. So, let’s try.

VIRGIL: I’ll be alert meanwhile, just in case we had unexpected and unwanted guests.

[Thomas closes his eyes and tries to concentrate. Virgil immediately feels dizzy]

VIRGIL: Uh-oh, I didn’t think about this.

THOMAS: [breaking out of the concentration] What?

VIRGIL: This plan has a huge flaw we overlooked. Because of how relaxed you get while you’re concentrating, I’m gonna get weak, and I’m gonna be an easy prey for anyone trying to capture me.

THOMAS: Then what are we going to do?

HONESTY: [rising up] I’ll take care of Virgil, guys.

THOMAS: [scared] Honesty, what are you doing?

VIRGIL: [equally scared] You mustn’t get out! The Dark Realm could destroy you!

HONESTY: I’m not gonna leave you on your own while you guys take all the risk. Besides, in a way, I’m part Dark Side too, I’m sure I can resist the corruption long enough for you to do your thing.

VIRGIL: But what if you can’t?

HONESTY: Enough talking. You’re wasting time, gentlemen. Hurry up and find Deceit before it’s too late for all of us.

THOMAS: All right. As you wish.

[Thomas starts concentrating again. Virgil feels dizzy and once again he has to sit down on the stairs. In a few minutes, Deceit appears in a translucent form in Logan’s spot.]

HONESTY: Deceit! There you are!

DECEIT: [shows a face of horror] You shouldn’t have come here, guys! Don’t you see this was the Dark Master’s plan all along?

[Suddenly, thunder and lightning are heard and seen across the room. A black cloud starts forming on Patton’s spot.]

HONESTY: What is happening?

VIRGIL: [scared face] Oh, no… He’s here!

HONESTY: He who?

WRATH: [appearing in Roman’s spot] Be silent, you worms! Bow and show your respects to the Supreme Dark Master!

[The cloud dissolves, and the Dark Master appears. He has exactly the same shape and clothing as Thomas, only that he has an evil expression and red eyes, and his voice is always demonic]

DARK MASTER: [evil giggle] Long time no see, Anxiety.

[Virgil tries to get up, but he loses balance and has to sit down again]

VIRGIL: This is it. It’s all over…

WRATH: [mocking smile] Please, Virgil, have some dignity.

DARK MASTER: [angry] Shut up, you fool! I can speak for myself!

WRATH: [scared, groveling] Sorry, your highness…

HONESTY: If you want to touch my friends, you’ll have to get over me!

DARK MASTER: Please… Don’t make me laugh… [points at Honesty and he starts cringing in pain] I could destroy you with only one finger, you Light Side. You’re in my world now, not your world, and here, you’re vulnerable.

DECEIT: Leave him alone, you monster!

DARK MASTER: [stops pointing at Honesty, who starts gasping, trying to get some air] I still can’t believe how you had the nerve to betray me, Deceit. You had everything with me. You could have had all the power and be my second in charge when I had surged to the outer world. And you changed it all for… living half a life on exile like a snake who has had its teeth taken off and has been confined in a zoo to amuse children. Inconceivable.

DECEIT: Of course you don’t understand. You have known nothing but darkness and hatred. You think you’re all powerful and all mighty. But you don’t even have power enough to get out of your own realm by your own means. Meanwhile I have tasted light and love, and it’s a wonderful taste that I won’t let you take away from me. Not again.

DARK MASTER: You are not in a position to defy me, you snake. Look at you. You are nothing. You are barely made of air at this moment, and it could be as easy as blowing to make you scatter around as a pile of ashes.

DECEIT: Go ahead and do it. I’m not afraid of you anymore.

DARK MASTER: How did that song go? Oh, yes… Liar, liar, pants on fire. If I know one thing about you, other than how much of a liar you are, is that you fear me. You have always feared me, Deceit, like anybody else in this realm, [pointing at Virgil] from that kitten over there, [pointing at Wrath] to this stupid teddy bear right here.

VIRGIL: [angry] If I had strength to stand up, you’d see how much I fear you…

DARK MASTER: [giggles evilly] Oh, did I offend you, [obviously ironic voice] Emo Nightmare? I don’t blame you, you all had a good reason to fear me after all. But don’t be afraid, Deceit. As I already told you, you are lucky that I need you alive. I need all of the Dark Sides alive so that I can resurge. But certainly, in the state you are right now, you’re not useful at all for me. So, even though you don’t deserve this gift I’m going to give you, have this.

[The Dark Master points at Deceit. A black ray gets out of his finger and impacts on Deceit. Little by little, the translucence disappears and he ends up being of flesh.]

DECEIT: What? What has happened?

DARK MASTER: Oh, just a little boost of dark energy to replace what you lost. Now you are your own entity, Deceit, no longer attached to Honesty. And no longer able to hide behind his skirt. And now, I’m able to take you and Virgil with me.

DECEIT: It may be so, but this has been a huge mistake on your part.

DARK MASTER: What?

DECEIT: It’s true that I’m in your… our, world now… [smirks] But I’ve got friends on the other side, and you’ve just awaken the most powerful of them.

THOMAS: [fully awaken, frowning at the Dark Master] That’s right, Dark Master. I could say that it’s nice to meet you, but lying is Deceit’s department.

VIRGIL: And I’m feeling a lot better now too.

DARK MASTER: So, we meet at last, Light Master.

THOMAS: Just call me Thomas.

DARK MASTER: No, I’ll call you Light Master. Because I am Thomas.

THOMAS: You wish, you doppelganger.

WRATH: He’s telling the truth, you idiot. His name is Thomas, because he is Thomas.

THOMAS: No, I am Thomas, not him!

VIRGIL: He is just a wannabe-Thomas. He could never have what it takes to replace the original.

DARK MASTER: I have the same right to be Thomas as him!

VIRGIL: No, you don’t! You haven’t lived a whole live of happiness, sadness, pain, struggle, friendship, falling in love, falling out of love, tears, giggles… That’s what gives you the right to be in the outer world.

DARK MASTER: I have gone through all of that too!

THOMAS: What?

DARK MASTER: I was there when you got lost in Walmart as a kid, also there when you wrote your first poem, when you starred in your first stage show, or when you experienced first love, and when you published your first video, your first song. I was there all of the time. Watching from the darkness.

THOMAS: How can that be?

DARK MASTER: Because I have always been there with you Thomas. I am your shadow, always stuck at your feet, but not anymore!

PATTON: [rising up next to Honesty] And yet, you still don’t deserve to be in Thomas’ place.

THOMAS: Patton, what are you doing, it’s dangerous…

LOGAN: [rising up] Don’t worry, Thomas. Don’t you see that Honesty is unaffected at all? If he, who now is a full Light Side, is unaffected, so will we. I don’t know if it’s because we’re with you, or because we misinterpreted how the Dark Realm works, but that’s the way it is.

ROMAN: [rising up next to Virgil, ninja sword in hand] And of course we’re gonna join you on this. This time, I won’t miss the battle.

THOMAS: Guys…

PATTON: And I reaffirm it, Dark Master, you don’t deserve to hold the name Thomas or to be out there in his place. You mean that you have been 30 years with him, seen everything he’s seen, witnessed all his happiness and pain, all his rights and wrongs… and you didn’t learn anything from it? Thomas forged himself through all of that as the wonderful person he is, with his good things and his bad things, but always leaning towards good, and you’re still an advocate of pure evil. You have no respect for anything or anyone, not even for the Sides that follow you. That’s why everyone ends up leaving you, first Virgil, then Deceit. And that’s why they stay with Thomas, because he gives them the warmth and welcoming that you’re unable to give them. And sooner or later, Wrath will leave you too, because how long do you think he’s gonna… bear… your mistreatment and humiliations?

[Wrath looks at Patton with a shocked face, then looks at the Dark Master]

LOGIC: [sighs] Really, Patton, you had to end such a wonderful speech with such an ominous pun?

DARK MASTER: [angry] Why you…

[The Dark Master rises his finger towards Patton and a black ray gets out of it aiming at Patton]

THOMAS: [he rises his arm] Don’t touch him!

[A white force-field surges from Thomas’ hand and blocks the Dark Master’s ray, then disappears]

DARK MASTER: [shocked] What gives!?

LOGAN: Are you surprised? Just as you control darkness in your favor, inside of the Mind Palace, Thomas can control light in his favor. And it’s not complicated to guess which is stronger. Darkness is only the absence of light, that’s all. And if Thomas has one thing inside of him, it’s light.

THOMAS: [angry] My friends are sacred, you beast! I won’t let you touch my friends!

DARK MASTER: [contained anger] You will regret standing up against me, boy! [yelling] All of you!

[The Dark Masters rises both hands. A wind starts pushing Thomas and the Sides. Thomas unleashes the white force field. All the Sides gather around him. As one by one they put their hands on Thomas’ back, the white force field gains one of the colors of the rainbow, until it is red, orange, yellow, blue, indigo and purple. Only green is missing. The force-field concentrates into a ball in Thomas’ hands and it shoots as a rainbow colored ray towards the Dark Master, who blocks it with a black ray, struggling to keep the rainbow away from him.]

DARK MASTER: [to Wrath, still looking without moving a muscle] What are you doing over there you idiot! Help me, you miserable swine!

[Wrath looks at the Dark Master with an angry face]

WRATH: I’m not a swine!

DARK MASTER: What!?

[Wrath appears behind Thomas and the Sanders Sides]

WRATH: I’m a bear!

[Wrath puts his hand on Thomas, and the green color joins in the ray to make the full rainbow. Now stronger, the Dark Master cannot contain it anymore, and it hits him]

DARK MASTER: You miserable traitor! Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[There is an explosion of colors. When it dissolves, the Dark Master has disappeared]

THOMAS: We… we did it?

ROMAN: Hooray! We are victorious!

[Thomas and the others start jumping and cheering, until a voice makes them stop. It’s the Dark Master’s voice.]

DARK MASTER: You idiots! You can’t destroy me. I’ll always be a part of Thomas, just like all of you are. You just stripped me of my physical form… for the time being. I’ll always be in Thomas’ soul, and I’ll make sure that he feels my presence till his final day. This I swear!

[The Dark Master giggles evilly until his voice fades away]

THOMAS: You may be right, and maybe your influence will be hard or impossible to overcome sometimes, but I’ll always fight against you to do the right thing. Always!

VIRGIL: The good thing is that now we’re free. We’re able to travel back and forth to the Dark Realm without any fear now. The Dark Master won’t be able to resurge in a very long time.

DECEIT: Thank you, Wrath… Wait a minute, where is Wrath?

[They all look around, but Wrath is gone]

VIRGIL: Don’t worry, I know how he’s feeling, lost and without a trace of where to go, but he’ll figure it out. He was unconsciously helping us, even before he stepped with us. Didn’t you feel how the anger was giving you strength? That was him.

THOMAS: Yes, I guess anger also has its purpose, when it’s applied in its right measure and for fair things. Okay, shall we go back?

VIRGIL: Yeah, let’s go back.

[Thomas and the Sides sink down. Then they all appear in the regular apartment]

THOMAS: Home, sweet home.

PATTON: I’m so glad that it is you and not the Dark Master who appears here right now. To think that could have happened… makes my legs turn to Crofter’s.

LOGAN: You shall not take the name of Crofter’s in vain, Patton!

THOMAS: [suddenly anxious] Wait a minute, what time is it? [looks at his phone] Oh, my gosh! It’s been two hours already!? I’m gonna be late for the lecture!

ROMAN: And with all this commotion, I didn’t have time to write your speech! I’m gonna get on it right now… [sinks down] Oh, I hate rushing so much!

PATTON: Don’t worry, kiddos, I’m sure you will come out with something good to tell these children. [sinking down] I’ll be watching you, like a proud dad.

LOGAN: I’m gonna go help Roman. He’s gonna need to base the speech on knowledge facts, after all. [sinks down] And no one knows school students better than me.

HONESTY: I’m glad that now we’re gonna be able to be friends for real and not just because we’re stuck with each other.

DECEIT: I think we already were friends for real, Honesty. Otherwise we wouldn’t have had the impulse to save each other, would we?

HONESTY: I guess you’re right. Will you come to my room or…?

DECEIT: Nah, it’s better not to tempt Lady Luck again. I’ll return to my room, now that it’s safe. And maybe I’ll do like Virgil and make me a second room in the Light Realm, so you can pay me visits from time to time. [sinking down] I’ll warn you when I have it ready.

HONESTY: [sinking down] I’ll be eagerly waiting, Decey.

THOMAS: Virgil…

VIRGIL: Yes, Thomas?

THOMAS: Do you think we’ll ever see the Dark Master again? Do you think we’ll ever have to fight him like today?

VIRGIL: Who knows, Thomas? Maybe in the future, or maybe not. I’m only going to say two things about this. One, if he ever returns, we’ll be waiting for him, and we know what to do. And two… I’m too tired to instill you anxiety on this matter right now, would you please think about something else and let me have some rest? [sinking down] I think I’ve earned it.

THOMAS: Yes… you’re right, you’ve earned it, all of you, guys. [to the camera] We all have a good side and a bad side. We have talked about this plenty of times, but it’s important to remember it. We’re humans, and sometimes we’re gonna have good feelings and thoughts, and sometimes bad feelings and thoughts. It is important to learn how to identify them and try to pursue the things that are good for ourselves and good for other people, around us or not. Because when we’re gone, the result of our actions during our lifetime is what’s gonna define who we have been in this world. And I don’t know about you, but when that moment comes, after a long, long, time, I want to be able to look back and tell myself honestly: “Yes, you gave it all to be a good person”. It’s others who would have to judge if I succeeded or not, but my biggest wish and hope is that, in the end, I can be recalled as such. Not perfect or a saint. Just a good person. Until next time, take it easy, guys, gals and non binary pals. Peace out!

[end card]

[Wrath is still in Deceit’s room, hiding behind the couch. Deceit appears and sees him]

DECEIT: Oh, Wrath, there you are. Where did you go? Why didn’t you stay with us?

WRATH: Why should I have joined you? I’m not one of you. I don’t wanna be one of you!

DECEIT: Heh… sweetie, you have chosen the wrong person to lie. I know a liar when I see one. Anyway, we won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to do. You are your own Side and have the right to decide if and when you wanna join us. Anyway, thanks for your help earlier.

WRATH: I don’t even know why I did that.

DECEIT: On the contrary, I do, because I’ve been through the same. And I understand you better than you think.

WRATH: What will I do now that my master is gone? What is my purpose in life?

DECEIT: Listen. A Side’s purpose is not to be a servant of any master. Your purpose is the same that moved you today to help us. It is to help Thomas and give him your abilities when he needs them. Not because he commands you, but because it comes out of you naturally to do so.

WRATH: I wish I could be as confident as you are.

DECEIT: Oh, honey, don’t think I’ve always been like this. There’s always a time of confusion when we cross from one Realm to another, a time to look for ourselves and reevaluate the meaning of our lives. You’ll get there too, someday, in time.

WRATH: I hope so.

DECEIT: Now, since you’re here, would you mind helping me tidying this room a bit? I’m a little tired after what we’ve been through and I could use a helping hand.

WRATH: Oh… Okay.

DECEIT: [pulling out a yellow duster, wearing a yellow rag on the head over his bowler hat and real yellow washing gloves] Thank you, sweetie.

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Blind Gossip: A One Direction Speculations Masterpost

(Tumblr took this down ‘cause BG’s legal team is whatever, but I wanted it to live on so I removed the screenshots. I abandoned this in 2013 because the amount of time I spent on it was unhealthy, LOL, but here it is for those that may have wanted to see it)

Blind Gossip: A One Direction Speculations Masterpost (Ace’s “Dark” Period: Added Nov. 8th, 2013)

Alternatively titled “You’re pretty ace, Ace”

Disclaimer: The analyses contained within this post are all personal, so I’m not claiming to be right in anything I say. I am certainly not Ace and I do not have all of the answers. I did, however, spend a great deal of time organizing and researching in order to put this together, so it is my sincere hope that you enjoy it should you choose to read it.

Note: This post will be continually updated as new blinds surface.

Welcome! This post will include my own speculations and educated (or maybe not-so-educated) guesses about certain Blind Gossip entries. It is important before you read on that you are aware that I believe Harry and Louis are in a relationship, and will be analyzing these blinds with that belief in mind.

At the end of the day, it’s your choice whether or not you believe any of this. You are welcome to your own opinions and analyses.

Now, before I begin, let’s explore a little bit about Blind Gossip and how it works.

What exactly is Blind Gossip?

Blind Gossip is essentially a celebrity gossip site that is run by the anonymous “Ace.” The stories featured on the sites are called “blinds,” a word derived from the term “blind item.” A blind item is defined as “a news story, usually gossip, in which the details of the matter are reported while the identities of the people involved are not revealed.“ Basically, posting blind items is a way to release information about celebrities/PR stunts without the risk of lawsuits or otherbacklash because no names were used. However, there is normally a plethora of hints provided, which can usually guide the reader to make an educated guess about the subject(s).

The blinds that the site posts cover a wide range of topics (pregnancy rumors, drug addictions, and PR/closeting, to name a few) and their subjects represent a wide range of celebs (athletes, singers, actors, reality show stars, and so on). BG features two types of blinds - solved and unsolved. When posting blind items, Ace normally does so in the form of a “BG12345,” which consists of 5 blind items being presented, one per hour, beginning at a certain time that Ace will often previously announce. Some blinds never get solved (any unsolved blinds are stored in the “uncategorized” category on the site) and are left to forever be a mystery. Those that are solved, however, can be further divided into two types - those that present concrete proof and those that do not. Sometimes Ace will link a major news source reporting on the content of the blind, or present other evidence that proves the solved blind to be true. When this happens, other sources usually pick up the story and it morphs from a rumor into news. Oftentimes, Ace’s blinds are the first to hint at a scandal in a celeb’s life before it even hits the papers. But sometimes (like many of the One Direction blinds) the blind is solved with no real evidence and you have to take Ace’s word for it. Assuming Blind Gossip is truthful on matters that were never concretely proved is pure speculation, andit is crucial to always keep this in mind before one starts taking Ace’s word as gospel.

It is very important to remember that first and foremost, BG is a gossip site. Its entire point is to get hits and make money, whether that is achieved through exposing the truth or concocting/perpetuating lies. To further your understanding of this, please read the following disclaimer from the site, including crucial parts I have bolded for emphasis:

Disclaimer

1. This is a gossip site. Information published on the site – especially information republished from other sites – may be inaccurate or contain errors. BlindGossip.com makes no warranties or guarantees about the accuracy or reliability of the site’s content.

2. The materials on BlindGossip.com’s web site are provided “as is”. BlindGossip.com makes no warranties, expressed or implied, and hereby disclaims and negates all other warranties, including without limitation, implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement of intellectual property or other violation of rights. Further, BlindGossip.com does not warrant or make any representations concerning the accuracy, likely results, or reliability of the use of the materials on its Internet web site or otherwise relating to such materials or on any sites linked to this site.

Secondly, now that we have been properly disclaimed, I have organized some resources below that will serve to explain some things about Blind Gossip’s reputation, and what sets it apart from a typical, trashy gossip site.

This post was originally written by my lovely friend Stefania (she used to have a blog at couldnotspeakasloudasmyheart), and explains a few things about BG’s reliability (scroll down past blog header to read):

Why is Blind Gossip considered a reliable source?

As well as this blind, which demonstrates how seriously Ace takes the content of all blinds & the credibility of BG’s sources:

A Liar Gets Caught

And an ask by gossip-candy that further clarifies Ace’s professionalism:

Gossip Candy

And now that you know what you’re getting into, let’s begin!

This masterpost will serve to organize any and all Blind Gossip entries that may involve certain One Direction members. I will analyze each blind by providing an explanation of any clues that may point to One Direction being the subject(s) of the blind, and which information may signify that the blind is not about them. Clues, you’ll find, can be found both in wordplay and general context. I also provide background for events the blind may be referencing, and try to set a timeframe for any blind that references a specific event/events that happened in the past.

The following blinds have been organized chronologically, and all the titles are linked to their corresponding blinds. On behalf of Ace, I ask that you please do follow the link to read the original blind, in addition to viewing the screenshots I have provided. All credit for any screenshotted blind goes to blindgossip.com.

We’ll begin our journey with the ever-famous (and my personal favorite) “Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret,” which was posted to the Blind Gossip site on April 5th, 2012.

1. “Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret“ - April 5th, 2012

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A fantastic place to start our journey! This blind has been analyzed to death, but if you’re not familiar with it, here is a list of clues people picked up on that clearly hint at One Direction:

"singing competition show" » X-Factor

stereotypes » The Bad Boy (Zayn), The Baby (Niall), The Nice One (Liam), leaving Harry&Louis to be The Gay Ones

"beautiful young men" » What Makes You Beautiful

"one" mentioned 6 times » One Direction

"one has a beard" » Louis was dating Eleanor, Harry was single

"up all night" » name of debut album

To me, this is still the most believable blind to date. I try to always remain skeptical with these situations, and I would have chalked it all up to coincidence… had Ace not thrown in “up all night.” All the hints add up, and the name of their debut album inserted so cleverly in the text really just seals the deal for me. Out of all the blinds, this would be one I’d place a bet on.

2. “Floating Pics of One Direction Singer” - July 23rd, 2012

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I actually have never seen a post about this blind, but that is because I am still relatively new to the One Direction fandom and this was back in 2012.

We don’t even have to speculate that this about 1D because hey look, they tell us right there in the title! Now, as we all know, Harry has been deemed the "womanizer" of the group. So personally, I’d venture to guess that this blind is aimed towards him.

3. “Tease and Announcement“ - October 15th, 2012

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So like I was saying, my blog and I weren’t around in 2012 when this was all going down. But this blind, according to my research, freaked some people out because they thought it was about Louis/Eleanor. I’ve also heard that there was a similar collective freak-out when Eleanor was sporting a fancy Forever 21 ring. So yeah, this is clearly a blind that’s going to warrant some freaking.

This article provides us with the fact that he is a "singer," which at least narrows it down a bit.

Some possible hints that were thrown around:

“one hot young singer” » Surprise, One Direction (This is mostly noteworthy because Ace could have just as easily written “He is a hot younger singer;” using “one” just wasn’t necessary and actually makes the word flow a bit awkward.)

2 mentions of ”beautiful” » What Makes You Beautiful, as well asevery single article known to man referring to Louis’ beautiful girlfriend Eleanor Calder

There’s a lot of speculation on this one and definitely not as many hints. And there’s also the fact that it is 2013 and Louis and Eleanor aren’t engaged or married.

So for now, we’re going to move on. Do not fear, this blind will be revisited in the fifth section. Also, keep the concluding sentence “More later” in the back of your brain.

4. “One of You Will Know The Truth” - October 16th, 2012

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And here comes some heavy speculation. This article is the least specific yet. No mentions of “performer” or “singer.” Just "young man.“

There are a few hints, though:

"teen/tween" » the majority of 1D’s fanbase, as well as their intended audience

“one day,” ”one of you will know the truth” » One Direction

4 mentions of "Tell her…" » 4 mentions of "Tell me" in Tell Me A Lie:

Tell me I’m a screwed up mess… / Tell me you don’t want my kiss… / Tell me anything… / Tell me a lie

(Special thanks to dlr99 on Blind Gossip for pointing out the Tell her/Tell me comparison in the comments… The paragraph originally made me think of Tell Me A Lie but I thought it was too far of a stretch. But now that I see the number of mentions match the chorus, it seems a little more likely that it was planned.)

Now, it’s funny how this came out a day after the “Tease and Announcement” blind. Actually, it’s not really that funny. These articles go hand-in-hand; that much is clear.

And that’s about all I’ve got on this one. It’s incredibly vague (on purpose, I’m sure) and I can’t say anything for a fact. I can say, however, that this blind will also be briefly revisited in the next section.

5. ”Heartthrob Proposed to Girlfriend” - October 22nd, 2012

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I’m sure you know this blind quite well, and you may be wondering why I am including it.

A lot of people threw around Jelena guesses in the comments section of “Tease and Announcement” and “One of You Will Know The Truth.” Justin/Selena were later revealed as the subjects of this blind (and this blind only). Now, it is very important to note the following:

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“While he was not the subject of those blinds”

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Blind Gossip basically just told us that these two blinds are not about Justin. Since he was the biggest contender, this now leaves more room for it to be Louis. But like I’ve been saying, this does not prove anything. All I can say is that one of the popular guesses has been more or less eliminated by Ace.

6. “They Won’t Make It To Valentine’s Day” - December 7th, 2012 (SOLVED)

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This blind is hilarious because Harry/Taylor had JUST been photographed as a "real couple" in Central Park Zoo on December 3rd, and people on BG were already guessing “Haylor” as the answer to this blind, which was posted just 4 days later. Some pretty obvious clues include:

“never, ever admit” » We Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together

“trouble fans” » I Knew You Were Trouble

photo » Taylor is known for making her hands into a heart at her concerts

Valentine’s Day » Taylor starred in a movie by the same name

So basically the answer was crystal clear, so no one was surprised when it was solved.

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Ace gives us a few pretty good gems about how fake this relationship was in the following paragraphs, including:

Why did they break up? Well, we’ll let you in on a little secret: These two couldn’t stand each other! That’s right. They didn’t even like each other! Each one thinks that the other is immature and annoying. Frankly, they are probably both right. While holding hands they grimaced in a way that kids do when they think that someone is giving them the cooties. They really didn’t like kissing each other (that New Year’s Eve kiss was staged), and they certainly never slept together. Yes, all that sneaking in and out of hotels nonsense was totally choreographed.

The purpose of this blind was basically just to confirm what we already knew; Haylor was nothing but a pitiful publicity set-up that wasn’t built to last. However, this would not be the last of the Haylor blinds…

7. “Relationship Runway Rant“ - January 15th, 2013 (SOLVED)

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Surprise! Another obvious one. Some clues that pointed to Harry/Taylor:

"a bad actor” » Let’s be honest here, Harry Styles is not a good faker; his facial expressions in the Haylor pics alone were enough to give them away

“his management team" » From what we have seen, whether it’s the rumored romance of Harry/Caroline Flack or the staged Emma Ostilly kiss, the One Direction management loves a good set-up

“needed the publicity” » Taylor’s album “Red” had been released back in October

“sweet, together girl” » Taylor Swift is, after all, “America’s Sweetheart”

“never getting back together” » We Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together

Now, at this point in the game, we must remember that it is important to take every Blind Gossip article with a grain of salt. This one was a little harder for me to believe because the quotes in the article are so specific; they would have had to come from a direct source that overheard the entire conversation. However, the hilarious commentary in the “Solved” section dissolved some of my doubts.

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A few notes to Tay Tay, who we hear reads BG:

1. Sweetie, the bodyguards that surround you don’t provide a magic invisibility shield or a soundproof shield. It might help to remember that the next time you are in a public place.

HAHAHA. So maybe a source did actually overhear her, who knows?

Also:

5. Act your age. Date your age. Oh, and try to date straight boys. They might actually like you.

WELL WELL WELL. Ace, are you trying to say that Harry Styles isn’t straight? Hm. How very interesting.

This is just yet another blind that shows the transparency of “Haylor,” while casually throwing in a hint that Harry Styles may not be the straight womanizer he is portrayed to be.

8. “Two Plus Two Equals Bedlam” - November 19th, 2012 (SOLVED)image

This blind actually didn’t do much to hint at anyone in One Direction originally, at least in the usual wordplay way. There were some context clues, but this wasn’t really on my radar until after it was solved. (This is out of chronological order because it was solved after the Haylor blinds, and only makes sense after reading them.)image

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If indeed true, this blind doesn’t do much except to reinforce the fact that One Direction’s management (and according to Ace, Taylor “Because we needed the f*cking publicity” Swift) will do anything to make sure the boys are always on the public’s radar, no matter the personal cost. (And it demonstrates that, to no surprise, Niall is a really great friend who knows when to say no.)

9. “Two Hotties Interested In One“ - January 18th, 2013

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This one’s a funny one. When it was first posted, there were quite a few clues the fandom believed pointed towards this being about Harry/Louis, such as:

"Two Hotties Are Interested in One,” “which one is worthy of her crush,” “which one she would want to marry”» One Direction

"two talented, under-25 performers” » Harry was 18 and Louis was 21 at this point

"just a couple of years” » One Direction officially started ‘working’ together in 2011, which would have been two years ago

There are also a few, less-concrete hints:

"they don’t look alike” » I mean, this certainly can depend on individual opinion. But honestly, Harry and Louis really don’t look much alike. Besides the obvious differences of short/curvy and tall/flat, their hair/eye color/facial structure are incredibly unique from the other.

“Set-ups with girls are fake” » Fresh off the Haylor train, this comes as no surprise.

The one thing that threw everyone off a bit was the pair being popular among the “young adult” crowd comment. Most of the One Direction fanbase is made of tweens/teens. As a young adult fan myself, I can vouch for our existence, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that we make up the majority of the fanbase. However, the blind goes on to mention “young girls" being interested in them. So that disconnect is something to keep in mind.

Now, shortly after this blind was posted, it was updated to say that it was actually about two actors on a television show, and was correspondingly tagged as “actors, television.” A lot of guesses about Harry/Louis had already been thrown about in the comments section, which is probably why Ace added that it was not about any of the One Direction boys. But, BG still threw us a bone with a little side-comment “(although other blinds might be).”

Even though Blind Gossip says that it’s not about One Direction, it doesn’t necessarily mean it isn’t. BG has lied before and said a blind isn’t about someone, and then it is solved to be that very person. So honestly, this one is pretty much up in the air.

10. “He Will Lose His Job If He Comes Out“ - January 24th, 2013

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This blind was interesting. One of the biggest context clues is that "The Gay One" is referenced, which of course was introduced in the very first blind "Boy Banders Hiding A Secret." But which one? The general consensus’ reaction was that it would most likely be about Harry, since no girlfriend/beard was mentioned. This article also uses the word ”one” many times, just like many of the previous blinds. So, to review the specific hints:

“The Gay One" »Throwback to "Boy Banders Hiding A Secret" blind

4 mentions of ”one” » One Direction

"He is not the only one in his group of colleagues to feel this way” » Also another throwback to the “Boy Banders” blind, referencing "The Other Gay One" (assumed to be Louis)

"sell an image” » We all know that Harry’s image is that of a womanizer, and his many high-profile setups prove his management wants that image to sell. He is certainly not alone in this, though; most management nowadays is all about image, so this doesn’t necessarily prove it’s about Harry.

"if he goes rogue” » It’s a bit of a stretch, but parsleybabe pointed out to me that this could be referring to Louis’ first band “The Rogue.” If the blind is about Harry, “going rogue” could possibly refer to “going for Louis.”

The rest of it is very general:

"cute, young celebrity" » Harry’s the youngest in the band, and he is certainly cute, but this description could apply to countless celebs

"part of a group" » this certainly narrows it down, but there are other groups out there it could apply to

substantially older management team » The founders of Modest! are “substantially older;” Richard Griffiths has been in the business for forty years, founding his first agency in 1974; Harry Magee has been in the industry for over thirty years, joining his first company in 1982. However, this is still quite general, as other groups may also have an older management team.

The thing that doesn’t sit right with me is the part that says the other members of the group are "content to play the public game of pretending that they are all straight as long as the paychecks keep rolling in." Perhaps it is just me being idealistic, but having been following the boys for quite a while, they’ve never struck me as the type that are just in it for the money. They are incredibly generous with their donations to charity, and are much more expressive about the fact that they are living their dreams, rather than focusing on the money/fame aspect. Personally, I wouldn’t bet on this one.

11. “He Already Has Someone” - January 31st, 2013 (SOLVED)

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This one was so deliciously obvious. First of all, let’s just take a moment to appreciate the crater of a dimple in Photo Boy’s face. Secondly:

“takes her home" » second album name, Take Me Home

"the blonde is just a friend” » The day before, Harry was spotted with his blonde friend Ellis Calcutt, and the next day articles like this were circulating like wildfire around the Internet:

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Lastly, the part that mentions he "isn’t ready to take it public yet" is reminiscent of the "Two Hotties Interested In One" blind, which mentioned "even if they can’t express it yet in public.”

So really, nobody was surprised when this popped up again on August 8th, 2013:

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Now, down in the solved section of this blind is a little blurb about actress Emily Atack admitting to a “fling” with Harry. The whole thing is emphasized to be very casual, never a “boyfriend and girlfriend” kind of deal. This struck me as quite weird, because even though it seemed BG’s intention was to prove that Harry is already with someone and the setups are fake, they still threw in something about a girl he was “seeing” back in the day. Like I said before, I’m not Ace, so I can’t really tell you what that means. It could have been BG’s way of trying to tiptoe around the subject so as not to get into trouble with any big wigs, or perhaps Ace was just trying to stir the pot a little.

What’s important to take away from this is that all of the clues pointed to Harry, and this blind ended up being about him just as we suspected. One might go so far as to say that a pattern is slowly, but surely, being established.

12. “Porny Reputation“ - February 7th, 2013 (SOLVED)

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This one got pretty hilarious, especially within the fandom. When this blind surfaced, the Internet exploded with the name “Jack Styles.” He does certainly resemble Harry, and the sharing of “Styles” is a pretty big clue. Take a look:

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The video in question is years old, from back in August 2009, but a video doesn’t necessarily have to be new to “surface.” And according to my research, Harry’s “look-alike” had been circulating through the Tumblrsphere before the blind was even posted.

A few context clues include:

"one of the world’s biggest young stars" » This isn’t specific by any means, but let’s be honest… Who in the world doesn’t at least know Harry Styles’ name at this point? He dominates the media, and he’s also the youngest in the band. We can assume he is at least a likely candidate. (Also, one of the world’s biggest stars » One Direction)

"a collective heart attack” » Heart Attack, track on the Take Me Home album

Now, if this is indeed about Jack/Harry Styles, BG made a few errors. Jack Styles has been Jack Styles since 2009, so he didn’t name himself after Harry. Secondly, he doesn’t even do porn anymore! According to his profile (WARNING: link leads to mature content), he only did five videos in 2009. (The Harry look-alike pictures come from the video with Sean Taylor). So this one is a bit of a toss-up. The details certainly check out, and in some shots he does very much look like Harry, but one can never be sure.

SOLVED! Well, look at that! Quite out of the blue, this blind has been solved on November 6th, 2013:

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I have no idea why this blind was solved at such a random time. Perhaps Ace was running dry on One Direction news and wanted some hits. Who knows? Anyway, this blind didn’t necessarily need “proof” to be solved, but it does demonstrate that we were right in our assumptions that it was about Harry. Porny case closed.

13. “Publicity Proposal Pending” - February 14th, 2013 (SOLVED May 7th, 2013)image

This one got an interesting reaction. It was posted just in time for Valentine’s Day, which is pretty funny when you consider the very first Haylor blind. No one missed Ace’s clue of “moving in that direction,” soa lot of Elounor guesses were thrown around, as well as Zerrie, and a select few for Payzer. The alliteration in the title was a more subtle clue (Payne/Peazer/Payzer), but it did indeed end up being about Liam:image

Once again, Ace emphasizes the management’s wish for the boys to push a straight image with his description of “Desirable, heterosexual young men.” We can observe that Ace’s comments in the solved sections are establishing a steady pattern of hinting (or blatantly stating) that one or more of the members may not be straight.

Now, do you remember the “Tease and Announcement” blind? It ended with the phrase "More later.“ Look how Ace ends this one:

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"You’ll see soon enough…" Hm. That’s a nice throwback to “More later,” eh? Since “Tease and Announcement” wasn’t solved along with the Payzer blind, and Ace informed us that it was not about Jelena, Elounor is still an incredibly strong contender. With comments like “More later” and “You’ll see soon enough,” it certainly seems like Ace is warning us to prepare for another engagement setup.

14. “Popstar Is Just Pretending” - February 22nd, 2013

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Not much to this one. The timing is hilarious, because Louis and Eleanor had just gone to the Topshop fashion show earlier in the week, on the 17th. If we want to get tinhatty, the girl in the photo is sporting a pretty Eleanor-esque bun. Also, the fact that the listed source is the Mirror is interesting, because we all know the Mirror loves printing any scandalous One Direction story, whether it’s true or not. This one is obviously meant to be pretty obscure, so I’ll leave it be for now.

15. “Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret Trailer“ - April 24th, 2013

So after more than a year, let’s talk about how BG posted this fan-made trailer, which presents One Direction as the subject of their infamous blind:

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Tell me, why exactly would Ace post this if it was the wrong answer?

Like I said, this blind is certainly one I’d place a bet on. Convinced yet?

16. “They Were Involved Before the Show” - May 22nd, 2013

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I really don’t think this blind is related to One Direction. At all. I’m only including it because it was the subject of some speculation, mostly from people thinking that it may be suggesting that Harry and Louis had dated before the X Factor days. They were at the same Script concert, yes, but according to them, they didn’t know each other at that time. And if they had met and dated two years before the show, Harry would have been 14 and Louis would have been 17. I’m just not buying it.

The only clue I see is the ”one really cute couple.” That’s pretty much it. I really don’t think that One Direction is necessarily defined by their X Factor days (I know that’s how they began, but they didn’t actually win), and the blind is tagged as “television.” It’s true that the “Two Hotties Interested in One" blind was tagged as “television” as well, but that was long after it was posted, and may have been an attempt to throw us off. If anything, the rainbow of colors featured in the picture is making me think it’s Glee-related.

I’m not feeling this one, so let’s move on.

17. “Traveling In Different Directions“ - July 24th, 2013

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I am however, feeling this one. Ah, Ace. Could we get any more obvious? Some clues:

"Traveling In Different Directions,” “same direction”» One Direction

Two very prominent "1"s on road sign » One Direction

Salt Lake City on road sign » The following day, One Direction played at the Maverik Center, which is located in a suburb of none other than Salt Lake City

"boy banders" »Lest we forget “Boy Banders AreHiding A Secret!” (Also, none of the boy bands currently on tour have girlfriends who are publicized even nearly as much as Eleanor.)

“They won’t make it to the end of the year” » Reminiscent of "They Won’t Make It To Valentine’s Day" blind

There is no doubt in my mind that this is about One Direction. And since Zayn/Perrie were not traveling together (she left the USA just as 1D arrived) and Liam/Danielle were already broken up, Elounor is the last option left. This blind may as well already be solved.

18. “Winter Break” - July 29th, 2013

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This one is hilariously obvious as well. Ace is throwing us a lot of bones. The blind mentions “boy banders” right off the bat, and then goes on to pile on the hints:

“one of the boys,” “one of them,” “one prefers Speedos” » surprise, One Direction

“a bit more modest” “Forget modest!” » Modest! Management, anyone? With the exclamation point and everything!

It literally could not be more obvious, especially with Modest! thrown into the mix. There are also some speculations the fandom has made about which boy is which:

"one of them wants to hit the slopes” » Harry/Louis took a skiing holiday together back in 2011… Harry tweeted that Louis taught him to ski in Courchevel, so obviously Lou is pretty practiced at it

"the other wants to go to a beach” » Harry literally just said in a q&a on twitter on August 19th that he loves the ocean

“one prefers Speedos" » Let’s be honest, Harry’s never really been shy when it comes to showing off his undies (or what is under them) Here is a pic of Harry on the “pot yacht” for your viewing pleasure:image

"one prefers to be a bit more modest" » We have very few shirtless Louis pictures to speak of, at least in comparison to Harry. Here is a pic of him on the pot yacht as well. Spot the difference: image

If this blind is indeed legit, there is no doubt in my mind that it is about our dear Harry and Louis. The pieces fit perfectly, and the hints about an Elounor break-up are slowly but surely building up. Stay tuned!

19. “Ring Shopping” - August 16th, 2013

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So as it happens, Louis and Eleanor were spotted shopping together in Beverly Hills on August 13th, three days before this blind was posted. And it just so happens that they were photographed in what appears to be a jewelry store on Rodeo Drive.

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I heard many rumors about this picture: that it may have been photoshopped, that they were actually checking into a hotel, or that it was a Rolex store. I’m not sure how any of these theories check out, but either way, people were still freaking out like they always do. So yes, Ace. Of course it got our attention.

There are no wordplay clues in this blind to speak of. The only reason it immediately brings Elounor to mind is because it came three days after the picture was taken.

This blind just reinforces the fact that Ace is watching… Always watching.

20. “Third Time’s A Charm“ - August 21st, 2013

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I have to say that after making this masterpost, I saw this coming.

Ace has stopped using wordplay clues, and started giving it to us straight.

Forced Guy/Girlfriend » Liam/Danielle, as reported and solved in “Publicity Proposal Pending” blind

Ring Shopping Guy/Girlfriend » Louis/Eleanor, as hinted at in “Ring Shopping” blind

Now, the engaged couple is quite obviously Zayn and Perrie. Perrie was spotted with a diamond ring on her finger on August 20th at the This Is Us movie premiere. Sources report that Zayn had asked her the weekend before.

What this blind fails to do, however, is take us farther than that. We know that management was pushing for one of the boys to get engaged. What we don’t know is whether or not this one is a fake engagement.

Ace blatantly states that the Payzer engagement was for publicity, and that Louis/Eleanor are “definitely” not getting married. What Ace says about the newest engagement, however, is only that one of the boys "pulled off the engagement bit" and then goes on to say "Congratulations to the happy couple!”

To be honest, I am not sure where this leaves Zayn and Perrie. To me, it seems that Ace could be saying the two are genuinely and maybe even happily engaged, but that the union was sped up by managerial pressure. However, Ace could also be saying it’s all just another publicity stunt. (But if Ace wanted us to believe it was a publicity engagement, it begs the question: Why was neither Little Mix nor Perrie’s own celebrity image hinted at in the blind? A publicity engagement, after all, would benefit her as well.) We only got two sentences about the newest engagement that really only told us what we already knew. There is no mention of publicity, or the couple not being genuine, or the couple having problems. So what is Ace even trying to say here?

I think this blind was left open-ended for a reason. So let’s keep our eyes peeled for more info.

21. “Double Date Sleepover“ - September 3rd, 2013

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Okay, I literally don’t know why this was posted because there is nothing to figure out here. It’s common knowledge that Harry and Liam were offering an evening out in London to raise money for Trekstock for one fan and a friend. But Ace did throw in "best double date ever" as a hint just in case you didn’t get it. Sooo… blind solved! But will this lead to more? We’ll have to wait and see!

22. “Behind This Gorgeous Young Couple” - September 13th, 2013

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Never fear, Ace is here!! Here we have yet another BG clarification on the difference between real life and publicity.

On August 31, Harry and Cara Delevingne were spotted on a ”romantic theater date,” and reports are now circulating that they are dating and considering “getting serious.”

The photo is a nice starting point for a guess, because the girl is blonde, the guy is dark-haired, and let’s not forget how many pictures there are of Harry in that exact pose, giving a little side smooch to fans, bandmates, etc.!

There aren’t any wordplays in this blind that I can detect, but "hearts breaking all over the world,“ "cute young male performer" and "he has a lot more fans than she does" at least points toward Harry, before driving it home with the mention of "his famous relationship last year with that very pretty singer" and Ace wondering if he’s become a "better actor." This is, of course, a reference to the Haylor nightmare that began last December, and casts Taylor Swift as the "very pretty singer.”

A lot of gems can be found in the fourth paragraph. It makes sense that the two “don’t mind hanging out together,” because Cara and Harry have always got on pretty well. However, the jackpot is found in the mention of their respective reputations being boosted as “a desirable heterosexual celebrity.” Remember this?

If you’re unfamiliar with the above blind, last year there was heavy speculation that something saucy was going on behind the scenes with Cara (model) and Rita Ora (singer, UK).

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To sum things up, the answer Ace is looking for is clearly Harry, Cara, and Taylor Swift. I’m sure there will be more where this came from, so stay tuned.

23. “Faux Couple Photo“ - September 30th, 2013

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Ah, Ace. You never let me down.

So, as we all know, yesterday this photo was posted on Instagram by one waltermartinez3:

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This picture is of Paige Reifler, an aspiring “model” who’s been linked with Harry numerous times, and Harry, in a seemingly comprising position. I’m going to begin with my analysis of the blind. If you are unfamiliar with the background to this picture, please see the corresponding section below.

Beginning with wordplay clues:

"one thing that publicists never tire of” » Up All Night track, One Thing

"private moments” » What could be more private than closet canoodling? Also, could be a stretch, but let’s not forget that Moments is also a 1D song.

"the best staged photos,” “the best ones” » Best Song Ever

“one thing,” “best ones,” “the ones,” “one where” » One Direction (The overuse of “one” seems to be a favorite of Ace’s)

Now, for contextual clues:

The first hint we have is ”young male star on the floor, entangled with his girlfriend in a loving and 'spontaneous' embrace.” Harry matches this description, and he has certainly been linked to Paige enough in the past for her to qualify as his "girlfriend" to the ill-informed. And the embrace definitely does seem spontaneous… For poor Harry, at least, considering his defensive stance. Other (obvious) clues:

"faces cleverly obscured" » by the hanging shirts

his tattoo » Harry’s "Things I Can’t" tattoo is clearly visible on his left arm

Ace ends the blind in classic Ace-style, with yet another insinuation that Harry Styles’ straight, womanizing image isn’t who he really is:

"Are you buying the hetero image they are trying to give him? Well, you shouldn’t. Because the girl in the photo isn’t the true love of his life.”

This blind is tantalizingly specific in its clues, and it was posted within a mere 24 hours of the photo’s posting. Very few media sources picked up on it right away, but we were all anticipating something from BG. This tells us two things: 1) BG knows when to deliver and 2) Ace is always watching.

That’s all for now, but keep a wary eye on BG’s “Solved” section. You never know what might turn up.

BACKGROUND: Now, if you are unfamiliar with this series of unfortunate events, buckle in, because there is a lot to it. The guy that posted this picture, Walter Martinez, is one of Stephen Orso’s crew. If you’ll recall, back in late June/early July, Stephen Orso, Paige, and some friends met up with Harry in NJ. He gave them free tickets to his show and they proceeded to completely shit all over his generosity, taking a video of them in the audience pretending to sleep, filing their nails, and leaving early. Other things were revealed after the fact, such as the awful content of Stephen’s twitter. Harry then tweeted his infamous “You my friend, are not my kind of Pal” tweet. Basically, it was a huge mess for Harry. (You can read in detail about Harry’s first interaction with Stephen and his crew here.)

Now, as for the photo, this picture of Paige and Harry was posted to Stephen’s Instagram on June 30th. As you can see, their outfits are the same as the photo above. It’s definitely Paige, and it’s definitely Harry.

How do we know Stephen was involved in this Instagram pic? The asshole was tweeting the pic to TMZ down in the comments.

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Paige wasn’t having it, and commented the following:

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She later tweeted (her Twitter is private, or I would link it) “Revenge is childish. Hope you’re happy.“ So on Paige’s side, it was made out to be a big revenge plot.

As of now, the photo has been deleted from Instagram.

What I have presented above are just the basic facts of the situation. For more resources, check out gossipcandy.com.

You can also read a bit more about Paige here. In summary, she’s always looking for attention, and worst of all, she got what she wanted. Now that she’s been exposed, hopefully we’ll be seeing much less of her.

And that, my friends, concludes the background section. If you have any questions or need a clarification, feel free to message me.

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ACE’S ‘DARK’ PERIOD

These blinds get their own section because they demonstrate a complete turnaround in Ace, in both writing style and intention, that I am choosing to call Ace’s “dark” period. As of late, Ace has begun solving blinds dealing with very serious/sensitive content with no proof to back up his claims, and has targeted and attacked certain celebrities with absolutely no holds barred.

Brace yourselves, and let’s begin.

1. “Winter Break Is Going Downhill Fast” - October 15th, 2013

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Well, it had to happen eventually… Bad news blind. Let’s get to it. First, the wordplay clues:

“who don’t know what it is going on behind the scenes” » At first I thought this was a typo, but now I’m thinking it could very well be a hint at Louis’ “It is what it is” tattoo.

winter vacation » throwback to “Winter Break“ blind

"the first one,” “one of our boys” » One Direction, as per usual

Now, onto the context. First of all, Ace tells us that the couple’s relationship “has become increasingly difficult to manage.” Having followed their movements, there has been no visible change in behavior between Harry and Louis during these past few months that the fandom has observed. This is not to say there may not be trouble brewing behind the scenes, but I would think that if someone in the relationship truly did cheat, that kind of tension would certainly translate to the stage, subtly or not.

So, who is this other guy? Ace provides us with very few clues, besides the fact that he’s "not a member of the band" and "had a relationship with one of our boys." We also know that the lover scorned is not a big fan of this person, with Ace’s addition of ”Of all the people in the world, why did it have to be him?” at the end of the blind. The most popular guess so far among fans has been Nick Grimshaw. He does fit what Ace seems to be getting at, to a point; Nick and Harry did hang out a lot in the past/still do occasionally, and the media loves to label Nick "Harry’s bff" and speculate whether or not they’re in a some sort of secret relationship. However, Nick immediately coming to mind as the “other guy” in this blind is also due to timing. Earlier this month, Nick and Louis engaged in a bit of a Twitter war.

It began when Louis tweeted this:

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Nick then not-so-subtly commented the following on The Breakfast Show (credit to grincham-n-larry for the dialogue):

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Louis, seemingly having gotten wind of the comment, fired back with this equally not-so-subtle tweet:

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And Nick got sassy:

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It’s clear that Louis isn’t a big fan of Nick’s, which makes the Grims a likely contender for this blind. However, I’m not buying any of it. Why? This blind absolutely reeks of promotion. Not only does One Direction have a new album being released in November, the second season of “Sweat the Small Stuff,” a television program Nick is hosting, premiered on October 15th - the exact day of this blind.

Here are a few things we need to consider before we lend this blind any credibility whatsoever:

Assuming Nick is the “other guy” and even that Harry is the one that cheated is pure speculation. Ace did not give us any specific clues (which he certainly has in other blinds) to point to one or the other; this blind is open-ended. This probably means that we were meant to guess and make a fuss.

The lack of specifics in this blind could mean that the source was lacking in knowledge. The whole thing could easily be bullshit.

Promotion, promotion, promotion! As they say in showbiz, any promotion is good promotion. Ace is not immune to being fed false info, for promotional reasons or otherwise. True or false, BG’s blinds will still get hits.

Ace had implied that Eleanor will be gone soon, but now she is coming to Australia. This blind could be Ace’s way of covering up the fact that his prediction has yet to happen. (Credit to Lisa)

Also, keep in mind that One Direction just signed a new music contract and will most likely be dropping Modest! management when the (suspected) 3-year contract is up at the end of this year. With Harry’s “We don’t need no piece of paper from the city hall” tweet that spurred marriage rumors and the recent tension in the Twittersphere involving Louis’ family, Eleanor, etc., sending false info about cheating to Ace could be one last attempt by Modest! to push the heterosexual images they have worked so tirelessly over the years to perpetuate.

Just like any other blind, this one must be taken with a grain of salt. It is very generalized, and very open to interpretation. It was meant to get attention and it did.

As Ace has promised to “fill us in later,” keep an eye out for an update.

2. “Band Hotel Drama Part 1, 2, and 3" - October 16th, 2013

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After these blinds popped up, it certainly seemed like the “Winter Break Is Going Downhill Fast” blind had ushered in a new era of Blind Gossip that demonstrated a complete change in Ace. As I began to explain in the intro to this section, blinds began to be solved with absolutely no real proof (such as the Monchele scandal or the Jo Bros “Fake Bump” blind) and Ace’s writing style seemed to have changed. The writing even started getting a little sloppy - For example, Part 1 of this series originally had the “Two Guys who shared a room” bit attached to the bottom, when that blind hadn’t even begun to approach that particular topic. It was shortly removed.

But what is even stranger is that these blinds seem to have gotten their info from a rumor post on Tumblr… that went around in March. A Tumblr user (who has requested to remain anonymous) apparently had some personal connections that caused her to be privy to certain information about the boy’s stay in a hotel room in Cardiff, and she made a post about this information back in early March. (The boys were in Cardiff from March 1st-3rd, performing in four matinee performances - beginning with an opening show on Friday, two on Saturday, and ending with one final show on Sunday. {source} )

The original post (now deleted - if you have it on your blog, feel free to send it to me) about the Cardiff hotel incident contained the following info {credit to bromanceshmomance}:

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However, when all 3 of the blinds were released, it seems not everything matched up with what she had been told:

imageimageSo the coke clean-up was incredibly exaggerated (if it even happened in the first place), there were no fans outside, and no rooms were empty, contrary to what Ace claimed.

Now that we’ve covered the content, what about the writing style? There are very few wordplay clues - “one" is used a mere three times in total (one more story, one of the rooms, one bed) but it is not in the usual clever way; in fact, there’s really no other way to word these phrases, so they don’t even actually seem like clues. And that’s it. No other wordplay to speak of. Where is the clever wordsmith Ace, who planted hints in the text left and right, that we knew so well? This writing style just doesn’t match up with the other blinds - Even the “Winter Break Is Going Downhill Fast” blind had a few witty wordplays tossed in. Not to mention the complete lack of mentions of “boy band" that we’ve learned to expect. Hell, at this rate, looks like Ace might have picked up a coke habit too!

We don’t know if Ace found this post on Tumblr (which would be strange as the blogger informed me that it was untagged and hidden under a read more) or was sent some sort of tip about it (either from someone who read the post on Tumblr, or possibly someone who had firsthand knowledge of the incident, which honestly is pretty unlikely as it happened MONTHS ago). I honestly don’t know what to make of these blinds. It’s clear Ace wanted hits, and it’s clear he got them, but as to their credibility, I just really can’t say for sure. The timing is incredibly strange, the content even stranger, and there is absolutely zero concrete evidence. I’m just going to leave it at that.

2. “Backstage with Sniffy“ - November 4th, 2013

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*heavy sigh* Again, with the coke rumors.

Not much to this one, either. There are two references of “one” (one young singer and one of those fans), the reference of “in a private hotel room with friends” (probable throwback to the “Band Hotel Drama" series), and the picture of the very green, very Harry Styles-esque eyeball.

Upon first reading the blind, I immediately thought it was about Justin Bieber. But Ace clearly couldn’t have that, so he threw in the hint at the bottom that it was not the Biebs. The few clues we do have are at the very least pointing in Harry Styles’ general direction - Especially with the huge green eye staring you down.

However, I don’t give any of these blinds credence until I am presented with actual proof. (And I’m no drug expert, but I imagine a serious cocaine addiction would begin to show in Harry’s features/behavior on stage.) When Ace gets some actual evidence to support all these coke rumors, then we’ll talk. But for now, like any unsolved blind, it’s all up in the air.

NEW: Here’s an interesting theory by smokesandyou about Ace’s sudden personality shift, beginning with the “Winter Break Is Going Downhill Fast” blind all the way through “Backstage with Sniffy.”

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OTHER/MISCELLANEOUS

Blinds where Harry is mentioned:

The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs [Part 3] - August 23rd, 2013

Moody at the VMAs - August 26th, 2013

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Other past speculated blinds I did not analyze:

“Boy Bander Is Undecided“ - April 12th, 2012

This blind came shortly after “Boy Banders Are Hiding A Secret.”

“Beware of the Grouper” - April 23rd, 2012

Ish. My bets are on this being about someone from The Wanted. They’ve actually admitted to shit like this.

“Fake Relationship Starts Next Month“ - July 9th, 2012

This was speculated to be about Niall/Demi Lovato, but that ship never sailed!

“Pop Star Should Watch the Waistline” - October 2nd, 2012

Lol. Oh, Niall.

“Boy Bander Has A Secret Lover“ - December 3rd, 2012

I guess since the guy in the picture resembles Niall slightly, everyone thought this blind was about him? Who knows. If Niall was bedding a porn star back then, I’d give him props.

“Pop Star Can’t Decide” - April 8th, 2013

This one is much too general to properly analyze, but I’m including it because the source is listed as the Daily Mirror (of UK origin), which led to many people guessing the 1D boys.

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So there you have it, folks! Keep an eye out for future updates. And if you have questions, comments, or want to submit a blind for analysis, feel free to message me!

xoxo, sweetenoughandfaraway

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