#levered

[tiderideraa]

          ❝  tell  me  again  why  you  couldn't  test  these  out  on  the  aks?  ❞  harry  asked  as  he  dodged  a  jagged  iron  claw.  he  kicked  at  the  boubous  body  of  aklla's  latest  monstrosity  hard  enough  to  carry  it  off  of  it's  taloned  feet.  it  made  a  sound  like  grinding  steel,  hit  the  far  wall  with  an  audible  splat,  and  got  right  back  up  again.  skittering  across  the  floor  and  swiping  at  his  ankles  once  again  with  it's  claw.    //    @levered​  ♡'d  for  a  starter .

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)

i find the implications hilarious:

kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that

but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh

yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function

upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!

[raintides]

thinking about that one grymforge boss fight

[pixxlotl]

watched Impulse's recent hermitcraft video,,,

[transmechanicus]

The bolt action longrifle is like the greatsword of the cowboy world

[theycallmeratt]

Dreamed this last night

[doctorsiren]

Day 15 of Sirentober / Doctober

Portal / Lost

Oh Stanley ☹️

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop

[seasaltandcopper]

today I discovered that in bg3 not only can your mage hand get caught doing crimes and be given the chance to talk its way out of it, but if you fail (that -5 penalty to charisma sdfsdf) the guards will take it to a jail cell

I can only imagine what kind of slapstick shenanigans happened trying to wrangle that thing along the way

[sleepy-bebby]

[fashion-runways]

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[moss--knight]

0.023 SECONDS AFTER THE CRASH

[the-political-one]

[diamondzart]

I think my brain accidentally came up with the crossover of the century lol

[melbourneskybourne]

Wrong Lever!

[wolfsblog]

" THE GANG " ... 😅 🐾🐾🐾

WITH LANCE LEVERS ...

[shadefish]

A Gun-Slinging Duskwing for a client on reddit!

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