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[dadbastiandisaster]

Sebastian Headcanons I will stake my life on

- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he is long-sighted and he does actually need those ridiculous glasses. Ciel kept seeing him holding his French work and sheet music two feet off his face and pinned him down about it, which took some time because Sebastian was very insistent it was the same for everyone. Ciel had to order him to get his eyes checked. Literally plotted murder the entire opticians appointment. He’s still incredibly touchy about it, which only gives Baldroy more incentive to tease him about it.

- Has an embarrassingly large crush on Agni that he would not admit to on pain of death

- Is very particular about where things go in the kitchen

- Derives too much joy from picking out Ciel’s little outfits

- Nearly had a heart attack the first time he went on a train

- Absolutely no sense of self-preservation

- Still immensely unnerved by both cameras and telephones

- Really not a powerful Demon. It’s kind of implied this is the case in the canon with characters often remarking on the fact that he’s starving, but even then he’s really not that well known in Hell. He’s definitely not Satan or anything, but he really wants people to think that.

- Loves English (the subject), hates Maths. He can do division, subtraction, etc. but he does not understand algebra and doesn’t care to

- He acts like he doesn’t care about them but he would put his life on the line for any one of the other servants

- He has immense respect for Tanaka, but he’s closest with Baldroy: much as he gets pissy about it, it is a comfort that Baldroy is already very aware that he’s not perfect; they both have the bite me and I’ll bite back harder attitude; they both have the emotional range of a teaspoon, and Baldroy’s ability to decide something is good enough is an antidote to his rampant perfectionism. Plus Baldroy is the only one who will call him out on his bullshit.

- Sharper sense of smell means a stronger sense of taste, so human food tastes nasty to him, but he does wish he liked the taste of tea.

- Absolutely no alcohol tolerance

- Aunt Francis scares the living shit out of him but also he’s desperate to impress her

- Massive show off because he lives for praise

- Asexual panromantic: sex is a means to an end for him.

- For a Demon he despises showing skin.

- He technically knows most languages but due to linguistic drift and countries changing languages in practice he only knows a handful fluently (French, Spanish, Italian, German, etc)

- He does genuinely enjoy his job as a butler. It’s preferable to Hell by far, he likes the other staff, just like the rest of the servants it’s something that he’s learnt to do that isn’t murder, and he does, though perhaps not consciously, think of the manor as the closest thing to a home he’s ever had.

- When he first took the contract he had absolutely no idea that he could even get attached to Ciel, given that their contract was unlikely to last more than a few years which is nothing compared to his lifespan, but human life moves much faster than Demon life and Ciel is such an incredible human (and Sebastian privately thinks he’s very cute)

- He likes chatting to old ladies because they think he’s terribly handsome and have the best life stories

[livingdeadvamp]

🔥 (ur hot takes are soo good bestie omg!!)

Awwww 🥺 after this I'm sending YOU one I wanna hear your hot takes!!!!

Hot take! Exams are fucking STUPID and in no way prepare us for the real world. Like you don't have to pass yearly exams to keep your job. Exams don't teach you to learn they teach you to recall on ONE DAY. Also that day is unbelievably fucking stressful so of course you're not going to be doing as well as normal and yet the results on that one day decide your grades for a job??? So fucking stupid. I like what I'm studying but fuck I hate exams

[horrorartist23]

Pov: You are about to be leveld!

This Pic has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days and now I finally drew Boxer Velvet!

[thepaintedroom]

Gerhard Munthe (Norwegian, 1849-1929) • Interior from Leveld - a Corner of the Dining Room • 1902

[as-i-watch]

Its so fucking funny the different leveld of So Done With This Bullshit they are experiencing

[tropicalscream]

im at my limit of dealing with fatphobia all the fucking time

i cant keep being treated like this and its killing me

im trying to be more positive and shit and like find small joys in my life but

fuck you can only handle so much constant disgust & insults leveld at your body for being bigger that you just fucking give up on ever experiencing intimacy or sex or what have you the way you want it

like its constant and it fucking stabs each time and I'm so fucking sick and tired of my worth being deemed purely for my stomach size

[yan-snowcave]

"As I told you so long ago my Perfect Soul, whatever path you take, whatever you turn into. I will always be by your side, human, beast, angel or even a demon like myself. In the end we are bound by our entwined souls, even as time coorode our souls and death feasts upon our flesh. We will always be toghether and that's a promise my Perfect Soul."

[Anyone want some Non-Human Milo's? Then I have just the thing for you, we have a Hellhound, a DemonPrince and an 'Angel' to choose from! More Information about them like always down below and also some more comments from Makura]

Hellhound!Milo

- He has two hounds that are almost always bound to his own collar, their names are Clock & Burger (they are highly protective of Milo and his Partner)

- Leads a large pack of Hellhound who obey his every word, they sometimes act a lot like a Hivemind

- Milo can connect himself to a chosen hellhound and see through their eyes and hear what they hear. He uses this to be by his Partner when he has to (reluctantly) do his job

- If he likes a person enough he might allow them to name a hound (he named most of them though)

- Can Spit molten lava out of his mouth, thanks to this his mouth & teeth are immune to hot tempratures

- His general sense of smell & hearing has imrpoved immensily (also his puppy eye game just leveld to the max)

- Loves to get ear scritches, his tail will wag like crazy

- His job is to hunt down Souls who are trying to escape from the 4th layer of hell (Gluttony's Domain) If he deems the Soul an easy catch he unclips Clock's or Burger's leash and lets them hunt it down

["A hound trained to guard, realized soon that one head wasn't enough anymore. So he stitched two more heads onto his own. A false Cerberus with an army that obeys his commands and share his thirst for blood. That's my Perfect Beastly Soul."]

Demon Prince!Milo

- His transformation was the most painfull out of the three paths, after his body finished his transformation he passed out for a week. He also gained a very hight pain tolerance thanks to it

- His Demonic Beast form is in the same family as the Tatzelwurm & Seropard (Snake, Cat hybrid creatures)

- Will gladly fly around with his partner and even do small flying tricks to impress them since he's super agile in the air (he also does mating dances to impress his partner, like some of the tropical birds)

- Thanks to his feet being replaced with cat paws it's impossible to hear him walk unless he wants to be heard

- Is still learning how to controll his magical powers

- Milo can freely change his size when in his Demonic Beast form, so it's not uncommon to see a smaller Beast!Milo resting in his Partners lap

- He can also shapeshift into the animal that represents him, in this case it would be a Cat

- He has a strong Venom that paralyzes whoever he bites (if enough venom is injected it causes permanent paralyzation)

[A cat with the snakes tongue, oh how fitting it is for you to be consumed by it at last. Only for you to turn the table once again and be reborn as something better. A beast hidden in a Princes body, you truely are my Perfect Deceptive Soul]

'Angel'!Milo

- He has a highly intelgent bunny named "Tazer who turns into his Electric Spear weapon (Tazer is also acts as his emotinal support animal, after a few demons tried to eat him alive)

- He can change the Brightness and color of his halo, he can even set it up so it shows his emotions but he prefers to keep it it's regular mode

- When he's upset, angry or frustrated he does the lil' bunny thump

- Like owls, Milo dosent make any sound while flying

- His secret weapon are his ears which can rip apart to reveal something akin to a mouth or pincers. The spikes like teeth are strong enough to tear through bones like a hot knife through butter (when they are no longer needed they retract into the ears and seal themself up again)

- He has two small fangs which are freed during life threatining situation, these fangs contain high dosages of Black Mamba Venom

- The inside of his mouth is also fully black

- He has dug a few burrows out of instinct and gets embarassed when someone mentiones them (he has a main one where he stores important items & naps in even though he has his own privat room)

[A soul so pure yet tainted, strangely enough it isn't by our hands or that of those who had caused you pain. It simply is the dark corruption of love, the need for it so desprate that you would've done anything to just get a sliver of it. And after such a long time, you can finally can let go of it for you have found your way back home. To the place where you truely belong to, where the most powerfull creatures roaming around love you, my Perfect Pure Soul]

[rainbowangel110]

Guys Solace went down in one hit I am so fucked

Fighting for my life in these here sewers

[ace1diots]

the where-is blogs MUST be defeated.

(tried my best to get my minecraft launcher up to get a good picture of my lil fella, but it just plain doesn't like me. namemc at least has my back.)

(the stuff on the bottom of its boots are deer tracks, for more interesting footprints)

kinda creature to lure their entire under-leveld party into the feywilds I think /pos

Thanks for voting Well!!

[therpgconnoisseur]

can we talk a minute about attribute usefulness degradation in dnd? its a change that started in 3rd with the implementation of its skill system but its really dire in 5e.

to put it simply for those not familiar with older editions, your attributes used to be more relevant both when doing things actively and passively. Attributes where much more central to roll resolution (roll a d20 under your attribute to succeed), with the awkwardly named "non weapon proficiencies" (what are now skills) being either more of a slight bonus or a determinant on weather or not you could even roll (mostly for knowledge or profession based skills, you either knew about the subject or didn't) and some "nwp" being more similar to feats, allowing you to do a specific think like blind fighting.

Strength added to damage done by attacks and since it determined how much you can carry in a game where loot=xp that was much more significant, wizards where maybe the only class that didn't benefit all that much from it. In 5e its all but useless to characters that aren't specializing in two handed weapons.

Intelligence determined how many "NWP" you got, so even melee focused character benefited from it, as it gave them access to a variety of extra things they could do. 3rd edition kinda kept this but your class became your main source of skill points so intelligence was more of a slight bonus that was considered very sub optimal to focus on for most classes, 5e basically turned int into the academic knowledge stat, vital for wizards and artificers but otherwise not much use (there are a few subclasses that use int but my point is that it used to be useful for anyone).

Charisma is in a weird spot, it used to be the social skill, which included active social interactions (i roll to persuade) but also determined your ability to attract followers and their loyalty, pretty useful for anyone. In 3rd edition as social skills where introduced your class and even your intelligence had more of a role in how successful your character was at convincing people, with charisma being a bonus that got less significant as you leveld up, it influenced getting followers but only a little bit and that aspect of the game got very optional-y anyway. The designers seem to have noticed so they turned it into the casting spells stat for anyone who wasnt a wizard, cleric or druid. Every new class introduced had a 95% chance of being a charisma caster, this sucked since it was a useless stat that you where forced to take for many interesting classes, making the few intelligence based casters vastly more preferable (since that at least gave you a few more skillpoints). This is why most casters are charisma based in 5e i think, the design correction just carried over even though they made charisma a tad more significant for social interaction.

Constitution and Dexterity have changed little, but as the other skills got less useful constitution and dexterity have shot up in power, currently those two are the only attributes that everyone get a lot of value out of, the two adding a lot of survivability to any character as they make one have more hp and be harder to hit respectively as well as being the two most called for saving throws, even characters that dont use finesse weapons and wear heavy armor get use out of it.

Wisdom sucks and has always sucked, it is a poorly defined mix of perception, willpower and ...faith? that should have been gutted and split into the other two mental stats from day one imho.

This creates very uneven design for classes, and once you notice it it just feels like shit. Its, i think, the reason "minmaxing" got its bad reputation, its because the game encourages it to an insane degree, where as in older editions (and honestly most other ttrpgs) having a "dump stat" is making the choice of being bad at something, rather than be something players do because in most cases the stat in question does fuck all.

conclusion: uhhhh idk play another game and so on and so forth

[cherryskeletoncake]

Helo i'm the anon who made the ask about the song love like you!

I'm Leaf or 🌿anon but most call me Leafie, nice to meet you, I really like your blog so If life let's me I'll be more often in your asks :]

Also: Yes please rant about Techza I love them so much and there isn't enough content about them in this planet!

I love how you headcanon almost all the same things that I do :DDD

Most people think that Technoblade is the one with the most bottled up feelings but to be honest I feel like that is Philza. He's always the father of the group and the one you always expect to be the "responsable" one, of course that bird man knows how to hide his emotions and keep them all inside him which sometimes makes unable to actually show them freely.

I feel like an example of that is Technoblade's execution, most people put Philza in fanarts or animatics in a really emotional state. But to me, how Philza actually reacted was more like "Oh... This is actually hapenning... huh?-" like in acceptance, I hc that he was in shock and didn't know how to properly respond to the situation at hand. Also because he's inmortal, he has seen many people die in his life but seeing Technoblade almost die was the second thing after many centuries that made him shed more than a tear afterwards. (First one was when wilbur died)

Omg I didn't realize how long what I wrote was until I stopped typping lmao i'm sorry-

Leafie i adore you already, kiking my feet and giggeling like a school girl here, love to see you in my asks🌸

I’m nodding my head in agreement here. Techno is actually pretty emotionally stable and in touch with himself, but philza is hiding his emotions a lot. Or maybe not hiding, but a lot of people read philza a little wrong if they don’t actually watch his pov. This includes the other caracters as well. (Witch is one of the things that make story told like the dream smp so fun. You get really close to one caracter, but it’s harder to read other caracters becouse you only see them trugh somebodyelses eyes. You don’t get the other caracters ‘’inner monologues’’ from the streamer when you just watch one pov <3 love that)

Love how you used the execution as a exsample becouse it fits really well! If you’ve only watched techno, tubbo or quackity’s pov you wouldn’t know that philza broke out of his ‘house arrest’ to follow the butcher army as they went to find techno. Philza knew they were comming and his ‘act of surprise ’ when they brought techno in is only half true. Philza had hoped techno would have been able to escape (he knows techno like that) and his ‘’I can’t believe they actually cought you’’ is genuine but not quite as dramatic as the animations make out. But there is genuine concern for techno and resentment growing for new l’manberg growing in phil when he sees tubbo and fudy (and quackity and ranboo but they don’t have too much of a ‘conection’ with phil yet) actually go trough with their plans against techno.

But for someone who doesn’t watch phil or techno and might not ‘know’ philza as well during that scene might think of his emotions like dipair and fear for this frend and his own entapment. But someone who watches both techno and philza can see that phil is actually keeping a very leveld and calm attitude, conerned? Yes, techno is his best frend after all and loosing him like this would be horrefying. But not quite in dispair like he was over having killed wilbur. Shock is a good reading of his feelings, but i also found him more frustrated that he can’t do anyting than sad. (Phil was not happy when tubbo shot that arrow at him. Litterly a ‘’philza will remember this’’ type of moment lol)

Techno and Phil both hold their emotions close and uses them to fouel their actions. But techno is better at knowing himself and making himself clear with what he’s saying (if only people actually listen to him) and philza tends to pretend and hide his true feelings, like a mask that might look like what he’s actually feeling, but it’s a little stiff. Philza might also be better at lying than techno, like in a cassual way. (Techno is actually pretty bad at telling lies when confronted, he can make exscuses and avoid the question, but when confronted directly he gest … idk ‘figety’? It’s fun to see)

I’m once again rambeling. There are just so many ways to inerpert them! Philza and his emotions is so funny to see in how he RP’s as a content creator, and i feel like he’s really grown a lot at being more clear when he’s ‘acting as a caracter’ in the qsmp vs the dream smp.

[leecemeterydate]

jack white is my favorite person and my worst enemy at the same time.

he just leveld my goal of husband to a supernatural point.

i would totally be fine in doing his laundry and cooking for him for the rest of my life

[patricida]

a single wheeze that leveld forests and torn up mountains from their roots

[stupidfuckingbird]

Wpoaw,,,,,,,,,,, thees a lot more leveld on here, I Wonedr wgat hapenned !

[boeing747]

keeping her in my thoughts (my kul tiran druid i havent leveld even a little bit but am going to turn into an oc to objectify)

[0303g]

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