#letter delivery;

[fragmentedimensions]

@universestreasures asked:

“Ren, I have something for you.” Asaka speaks, her face blushing as she nervously and shyly presents him with a wrapped birthday gift. Inside was a coffee cup that has his name custom engraved on it with an image of his avatar as well. In addition, there was a small bag of homemade cookies she made just for him.

“Happy Birthday, Ren. I hope you like it.”

(Asaka to Ren)

“Hm? What is it, A-chan?” He hums as his attention shifts to her. His gaze then drifts down to the neatly wrapped gift presented to him. An ‘oooh’ escapes from him. While his attention may seem preoccupied with the gift, the look upon her face doesn’t go unnoticed. It’s cute and regardless of receiving a gift from her or not, the sight would make him smile.

“For me?” He chuckles. “Oh, right it is my birthday today, isn’t it?” That would explain a lot around the school. At least with those concerning their team. Especially Tetsu. But now isn’t about them! It’s about her and her gift.

Ren wastes no time opening the present. Curiosity gets the better of him and he just has to dive into it. As the wrapping falls off to reveal the goods inside, his eyes sparkle. The cup is something he’ll definitely be using. The only hard decision is to keep it at the school where she can see it be used or at home where he can always admire it. The former may be better.

As for the cookies, he carefully opens the bag, ensuring not to rip it up. Ren takes one and plops it in his mouth. “Mmm~” He hums. “Such a delicious treat! Did you make them yourself?” He smiles, finishing off the current cookie. He has a feeling she did, her treats were always amazing.

“I love what you gave me, A-chan~! Thank you for the wonderful gifts! Ah, I’m having such a great birthday now.”

[darksilvania]

COORIER (Flying/Psychic) - The Messenger Pokemon

Decided to finish this one for Valentine's Day, but got it ready too early so I decided to post it anyways, maybe I will make something new for Valentine.

COORIER is based on the Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica) mixed with a Mailman/Delivery Courier

It has the ability Overcoat as a reference to the phrase “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” often associated with the postal office

[sui-imi]

Roo met a kindred spirit today... T_T

post!sans belongs to @ridgewell04

undereats!sans (roo) belongs to me (@sui-imi)

[inkly-heart]

[cklukilutz]

✉ FFXIV RP Letters / Postcards ✉

The concept is simple: Send IC letters/postcards to other characters (via Asks).

You don't have to handwrite them either. Why not pick a font that best represents your character's handwriting, and type it instead? Then just hand it to the Post Moogles (upload it to the recipient's Asks).

As with real life letters, there's no requirements on length, or frequency. You can write as much (or little) as you want, when you want.

If anyone sees this and wants to write any of my characters, please hit me up. I also highly encourage reaching out to others to see if they'd be interested in such a thing.

It could also be a fun to extend RP to characters that you've seen around, but never had a chance to interact with. Timezones and DC locations have no power here!!

Something you'll want to establish before you start writing though, is how your characters know each other. Could be they simply posted/read a notice on a board about penpals wanted. Or maybe they met previously? Maybe they grew-up together?

Why not choose parchment that suits your character? Maybe they like pretty patterned paper, and always have a ready supply of stationery to choose from.

Or maybe they travel a lot, and just use a page or two from an everyday notepad they keep with them.

Or could they be the type that frequently forgets to write, and maybe only has a napkin or back of a flyer to hand when they finally do remember?

You could write about anything you'd like. Whatever your OC gets up to, or thinks about, and is happy to share.

Whatever you do: Have fun!!

[reijnders]

we STAY making tablets

i made the tablet after writing out the translation, so the signature stuff at the end isnt included in the main gloss, but instead right here ↓

[r-aindr0p]

I think it'll be awhile before we see the event again. Hopefully Rollo doesn't need that outfit back any time soon.

It's ok he's coping by sending mass hatemail regularly

idk maybe he'd write stuff like "Vil malandrin, je demeure indigné et vous me voyez dans la contrainte de devoir vous écrire pour réclamer une énième fois que l'on me rendre ce que vous avez dérobé. Ceci est un dernier avertissement avant que je n'informe les autorités locales de vos actes déplorables. R.F" (^ very polite despite angry, letter starts with "vile scoundrel")

but the letters get gradually more unhinged with the passing months (he discovers internet, gets brainrot and acquires new vocabulary, but still sends mail via birdpost)

[wildflowercryptid]

doodles of cliff at 29 years old, thriving while living in mineral town & making new friends during his delivery trips to forgotten valley!

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ 💻 ANON ].

LOADING...

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ZHONGLI SWIPED RIGHT!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?

[ YES ]

ZHONGLI is a bit of an old-timer when it comes to dating. To him, dating is a commitment, and he doesn't like the thought of it being seen as anything but less. And with you, he sees it quite well.

He's quite devoted to people that he cares for: in work, private, and even with his friends. In Aether's words, he is the epitome of one of the good men that the app can provide. For ZHONGLI, though, he expects the same commitment as you do.

He does find such hyperfixations interesting, and dare he say, cute. He doesn't mind if you call him one night and start talking about what caught your eye, as he thinks its a good excuse to listen to your voice and note what makes you so interested. For ZHONGLI, what he cherishes is the now, especially after what happened in the past.

The one thing he has that you must follow isー

wait.

Hold on...

This isn't right. The app is malfunctioning.

Hey, Eros! The app isn't working! What'sー

What do you MEAN something breached it?! Eros! Our Boss will kill us ifー

... Huh? Someone hacked it? Oh no.

💻 anon, please, please, please do not rent whoever you may get. Whatever you do, DON'Tー

MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ ███████████ ].

LOADING...

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND Z██N█L█ SWIPED RIGHT!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PR█I█Eー

Rebooting.

Match up processing...

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MATCHUP FOUND FOR [ @meimeimeirin ].

LOADING...

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CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND ALHAITHAM SWIPED RIGHT!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIS PROFILE?

[ YES ]

You thought you could get away, would you, Mei?

No. No you can't. You see, he's been tracking you down for a while.

A long, long while.

No matter what face you take, no matter what name you use, and no matter how many times you try to fool himー

ーhe'll always find you.

He always knows you. You're his beloved.

Why would you want to get matched by Zhongli of all people? What are you, mad?

Are you tired of being with him from @throwaway-yandere during that idol matchup? From the last Irodori festival even?

How unfortunate. You were so close, but he knows when to stop your antics.

Now, relax, and return to his arms.

He's been far too lenient on you. He needed to change that.

[ END OF PROFILE. ]

[ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT HIM? ]

Oh, who am I kidding?

I'll answer this for you.

[ YES. ]

[elizabugz]

[linkedin-corp]

two kinds of people

[vaaaaaiolet]

violet im gonna hold your hands when i say this. NEVER CALL YOUR POETRY SHITTY AGAIN, that was such a lovely read. the way you intertwine poetry w smut is actually so divine, oh my godddd. it was lovely 💖 husband kennedy!! also not to mention me going "oh hey im wearing that rn" when you described leon's leather & vanilla scent :3 his mad labs scent is sooo yummy hehe

only because you said so I'M BLUSHIGN THANK YOU :,,)

i definitely wasn't researching for this fic...didn't mean to put that in there...woopsy. you're living the dream parker UGH oh to be surrounded in leon's cologne 😞

[trillscienceofficer]

[crypticmoth-art]

Writing a statement for Cassius, and it’s really just reading like another Jonah Magnus breakup letter.

Intentionally.

[copperbadge]

It is good that you have the badge for copper because you are copperbadge.

It is very funny and apt :D Although if I'd known Tumblr was going to fuck the site usability a month later I would have saved my eight bucks and just made one into my icon for free.

Still, feels appropriate to get ripped off via the invocation of history's first documented con man. Seems correct.

[ryuulu]

Pepper: And you’re drunk.

Tony: Quite possibly. I’ve been told I’m extremely insightful when I’m blotto.