#let it be known that i am slightly less dense than a cdrama protagonist on occasion

[bisexualbaker]

Me, reading this post: Ah yes, on his knees begging, no doubt.

Me, a split-second later, remembering exactly which website I'm on: No, wait!

Nie Huaisang: Listen to me. If you give Lan Wangji some space, he'll see how much he enjoys your normal behavior. If you treat him with respect and polite distance for one day, he'll be on his knees by dinner.

Wei Wuxian: But I don't want Lan Zhan to fall!!!

Nie Huaisang: *takes the deepest, most meditative breaths Cloud Reccesses have ever seen* boi