#lassiter text post

[ive-heard-it-b0th-ways]

[magicschoolbus-stowaway]

Psych 🍍 + text posts

[sunstitched]

psych as text posts🍍!!

[dragonpyre]

Psych au where Shawn Spencer comes clean at the end of the pilot like “haha that was fun. But seriously guys I’m just good at spotting things. I’m not actually psychic” but no one believes him.

[autistic-crypt1d]

Psych + text posts pt 3

[markedbyindecision]

Psych as text posts (12/12)

[iseveryoneherederanged]

Please hear me out while I explain in too much detail why Psych is an absolute masterpiece.

First off, the characters dynamic is very well structured, we have Shawn who is just plain crazy, Gus who has some common sense but still follows Shawn in most of his nonsense given it doesn't put him in danger (in which case Shawn forces him), Juliet who is a pretty normal and rational person but is still amused by their shit and finally lassie who wants to shoot them. This obviously makes the show really funny but it also makes for very interesting episodes whenever that structure is disturbed like in the first marlowe episode or the "hangover" episode.

Also, the comedy to drama ratio is literal perfection, the only thing I usually don't like about sitcoms is we don't have many serious episodes and therefore not much character development, Psych however has some great drama episode like the yin yang trilogy and still manages to keep a light-hearted, silly vibe most of the time while giving the characters real depths and layers.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk

[vomittedsoap]

I've been wanting to make a The Terror/ Psych(tv show) drawing but i literally cannot come up with any ideas other than that Blanky is Henry Spencer and Crozier is Madeleine Spencer and one day Fitzjames is gonna walk in on them boning and it's gonna ruin his entire life.

[feline17ff]

The Lassie ones!!!! 😆🌟🌟🌟

Psych + Text Posts

(I saw that there weren’t any of these on Tumblr as far as I could tell - I only found one set, and it was solely for the ship Shules - so I attempted to make some myself! Please be kind; this was my very first attempt, and I’m well aware I could have done better. I’m working on it. :) )

[mlmshipbracket]

MLM SHIP BRACKET ROUND 1 POLLS!

~ Updated bracket for Round One is above ~

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN TODAY AND will last until Saturday, December 2nd.

You will notice previously the tournament had been divided into two brackets. I realized now after the preliminaries we would be down to 32 ships. I decided to condense it to one bracket, still in its original order. The tournament shall continue as a normal bracket does.

Happy Voting!

INFO

REMINDER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as ships were pitted against one another.

Polls posted will include submitted propaganda (with edits for spelling/punctuation). Feel free to include your own propaganda (in the reblogs, comments, tags, or submitted via 'ask') for which ships everyone should vote for and hype up your favorite ship if you want them to win! Feel free to add text, art, or videos to your propaganda as well!

I will continue linking propaganda and ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those throughout the ongoing weeks.

Remember, get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite ships to Round Two!

VOTING RULES

As I have seen some arguing in previous polls I wanted to clarify:

You can vote to your heart's content!

The ship you vote for can be:

canon or not!

the cutest/most adorable

or just your favorite ship

There is no actual criteria for voting.

Its all who you believe to be the best ship

This is why propaganda is important, to convince others your favorite is the best.

With that out of the way-

Round One polls are beneath the cut or [Find by Tag]

Round One Polls!

Side A

1. Takasugi Shinsuke/Sakata Gintoki vs. Jack Harkness/Ianto

2. Astarion Ancunín/Wyll Ravengard vs. Juno Steele/Peter Nureyev

3. Blaine Anderson/Sebastian Smythe vs. Prince Gumball "Gary Prince"/Marshall Lee

4. Gaston/Le Fou vs. Gregg Lee/Angus Delaney

5. Dean Winchester/Castiel vs. Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu

6. Legolas Greanleaf/Gimli son of Gloin vs. Odo/Quark

7. Luca Paguro/Alberto Scorfano vs. Adrien Agreste/Luka Couffaine

8. Fizzarolli/Asmodeus vs. Detective Hunch Curio/Daniel Fucks

Side B

9. Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth vs. Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket/Stanford Fillbrick Pines

10. Squalo/Tiziano vs. Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter

11. Kurogane/Fai D. Fluorite vs. Dream/Hob Gadling

12. Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio vs. Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach

13. Ike/Soren vs. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Kyle Jinadu

14. Noe Archiviste/Vanitas vs. Elim Garak/Julian Bashir

15. Lelouch Lamperouge/Suzaku Kururugi vs. Edwin Paine/Charles Rowland

16. Gol D. Roger/Silvers Rayleigh vs. Johnny Silverhand/V

tag key-

polls- #masterpost, #first mlm ship bracket, #second mlm ship bracket, #third mlm ship bracket, #mlm ship bracket 2023, #mlm ship bracket tournamnet 2023

other-polls- #other tournaments

preliminaries- #thirdprelims

rounds- #thirdr[1-5]. (ex. thirdr1)

propaganda- #propaganda

<<< PREVIOUS ROUND (PRELIMINARY) POLLS (ENDED) [HERE] >>> NEXT ROUND (ROUND 2) POLLS (ENDED) [HERE] THIRD MLM SHIP BRACKET WINNERS [HERE] MLM SHIP BRACKET MASTERPOST [HERE]

[ive-heard-it-b0th-ways]

[aut189]

Your prompt:

Carlton Lassiter: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Shawn: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Carlton Lassiter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Jules : Actually I did the math, Shawn would have $225, not $0.15.

Shawn: Fam I’m right here....

Gus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Carlton Lassiter: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Gus: Sorry I only have a dollar

Carlton Lassiter: :(

Jules : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Shawn would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Gus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jules : You can buy anything you want with $22,500

: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Jules : Apply juice to what

: Directly to the forehead

Shawn: Great chat everyone

[snackhouse]

Lassie time!

All the pics sourced from the Discord because my streaming service won’t let me screencap

If I figure out a way around this there will be more of these posts so putting a tentative 2/?

I’ve collected so many text post memes I figured it’s time I made some of my own, so behold, Psych as text posts!!

1/2 because tumblr has an image limit oof

[sunstitched]

i made some psych as text posts😁🍍

[therealms-number1angirl]

prologue

Mellony Wolfe sat on a white sofa in her mother’s parlor, her legs thrown over the arm of the chair as she scrolls through her phone. She lets out a soft huff as she sees a notification that she had just gotten a text from her older sister.

Mellony rolls her eyes, looking over at her mom, who was sitting at the bar with a glass of Pinot in her hand. “Raisa just texted. She’ll be here soon.”

Marianna gulps down her wine, clapping. “Ooh! Wonderful! I have so much I would like to discuss with her.”

Mellony nods. “Uh-huh.”

Her father, Averill, who is sitting on a loveseat opposite of Mellony’s couch, leans forward with his forearms resting on his knees. “How long do you think it will be before she gets here?”

The sound of the front door swinging open catches their attention. “I think that that answers your question.”

“Everyone!” Marianna calls out, rushing to the entrance hall. “Gather around! Raisa is here!”

Mellony groans, getting to her feet as well, though it wouldn’t really make a difference if she was there or not.

Raisa probably wouldn’t even notice.

Mellony and Raisa’s mother loved having company, especially around the holidays. Here they were, an entire five days before Christmas, and the mansion was already filled with people. Besides the immediate family, there was grandma Elena, Uncle Lassiter and Cousin Missy, Gavan Bayar and his two children, Fiona and Micah, her father’s second in command/Raisa’s ex-boyfriend, Reid—Something. And they were all crowding around the front door like a pack of wolves cornering a new meal.

The only people missing from this touching reunion were the Byrnes, and they would be around for dinner tomorrow night.

The front door finally swings open. Mellony feels a hot stab in her gut as she notices both Micah and Reid (was that even his first name???) both looking over their outfits before Raisa has the chance to see them.

And then, there is Raisa, her black hair now cut into a short bob, house keys in one hand and her phone in the other. She lets out a little gasp, her lips forming an ‘O’ as she stares with wide eyes at the massive crowd surrounding her.

“Briar Rose!” Averill is the first to rush forward, using the nickname he had given Raisa in her childhood. He pulls away from the hug. “You’re—“ And then he freezes, as does the rest of the house. Because, walking in behind Raisa, a duffel bag slung over one shoulder, and a rolling suitcase in the other is a man.

He’s tall and blonde, wearing all black, stubble coating his chin and cheeks.

Mellony thinks that he may be the guy that Raisa has been constantly posting on her Instagram.

The house remains silent, until the man pulls the front door closed, which seems to break through the stupor for a moment.

“Raisa!” Marianna exclaims stepping to stand beside her husband, a large, fake smile plastered on her face. “You’re home! And you brought… someone!”

The man gives her a tight-lipped smile, extending his hand for a hand shake. “Hi, it’s nice to see you. I’m—”

“Yes, hello.” Marianna nods in recognition, though does not look away from her daughter.

Raisa sends the man an apologetic look, before turning to face her mother. “Mom, I told you that I was bringing someone home with me for the holidays.”

“Yes, but I just assumed that meant that you would be carpooling with Amon. Not that you would bring a total stranger into my home.”

If this was a contest for who had the fakest smile, it would be a very close contest.

Finally, Raisa breaks the stand off, wrapping her arms around her mother in a tight hug. “It’s good to see you, Mom.”

Marianna pulls away, looking over Raisa. “Yes, and you look…” Her eyes settled on Raisa’s hair. “It’s good to see you again.”

Raisa once more looks over her shoulder at the man, who looks as if he was trying very hard not to laugh at something.

“Anyway, I have some news to share!” Raisa announces.

Marianna blinks at her, a slow smile inching up her lips. “Oh, really?”

The man clears his throat, “Really, now?”

“Uh-huh!” Raisa looks around at her family. “Mom, Dad, Mellony, Grandma," Raisa pointedly ignores the other people in the room, continuing to gesture at the man beside her. "This is Han." She grabs his hand, and for the first time, the occupants of the room notice the golden ring gleaming on her finger. "And we're married!"

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[swiftzeldas]

i’m the fact that lassiter apparently literally canonically thinks juliet is bisexual this is sending me through the roof he tells her that he and marlowe met someone who would be perfect for jules and jules goes “that means that person is in prison and is a woman” and lassie is like which one of those is the problem????