#lamaenthel.txt

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we got phenomenal lightsaber fights at what cost

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I just finished the Medstar Duology oh boy do I get it now. Barriss, you were done dirty by the show, I am so sorry babygirl I'll fix it 💚🖤

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me making a joke that turns into my actual headcanon as i lay out an entire slow burn romance arc that takes place over the course of two years

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me versus my incessant urge to correct people who refer to the "keldabe kiss" as the singular "keldabe" as if it's a random word that has no other context when the full phrase is a slang term deriving from warriors of the capital city of mandalore (keldabe) performing a kov'nyn (headbutt) while helmeted

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I was thinking about fic during my workout class (as one does, naturally), and it struck me that the way you write Obi-Wan and Anakin’s dynamic in Vergence is just sooooo… “When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it. Oh, when you used to sing it to sleep.”

Anyway, that’s how I made myself sad about The Team on a Pilates reformer. I hope you’re having a good day!

oh my god anon I'm kissing you on the mouth YOU-

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every time i sit down to write my brain feels like this

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well now that the acolyte was officially cancelled... rewrite? 👀

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God put pits in cherries because He knew that we would just thoughtlessly shovel them in our mouths like grapes, and without having to spit out the pit we would all shit ourselves to death in a single generation

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gonna make a list of unresolved plot points from tbb that i can exploit while it's still fresh in my mind, so far I have

(spoilers under the cut)

Why was Emerie shipped off of Kamino when the project was so top-secret that (in Legends, at least) the Mando trainers that Jango Fett hired to train the clones had to fake their own deaths and stay on Kamino until the clones were revealed to the galaxy

Why does Emerie have the surname of Karr

Why was Emerie created in the first place

Was Omega's Force sensitivity naturally occuring and a surprise and that's why she was sequestered in Nala Se's lab, or was it a result of Nala tinkering in the genome

What was the cause of Hemlock's shakey hand and why was attention drawn to it so many times with no resolution

Why were Rex, Gregor and Wolffe sequestered on Seelos when they knew about Pabu

Since Echo presumably went back to help Rex, where was he on Seelos 🥺

What's going on with Riyo Chuchi's secret clone harem

WHERE IS CODY

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trying to write porn accidentally taught myself how to play sabacc instead

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officially at the age where i don't have back pain standing up but as soon as i lean more than 20° forward its like hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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day 162 of mentally referring to anakin skywalker as midichlorians georg

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sometimes I think that I write Ahsoka too unhinged (platonically lest this break containment) about Anakin and then I read a few pages of Karen Miller and realize I need to step it up, actually

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I just realized I have four rexsoka monthly prompts to catch up on bc I totally forgot about them during Tivaevae lmfao

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Don't you love when you transcribe dialogue directly from the source and realize that it makes no fucking sense

Zygerrian fuckhead: "Then you have an invitation?" We can't let just anyone in to see Her Majesty."

Anakin: "No invitation, but I do bring news. News the Queen will be eager to hear."

ZFH: "I doubt that. You're nothing more than a brigand."

Anakin: "I wouldn't say that. Especially when the Queen learns you prevented her from hearing the news about Bruno Denturri."

Especially what, Anakin. Especially WHAT. Did we forget a line saying the Queen would be pissed if he doesn't take you to her or what

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I FORGOT IT WAS WEDNESDAY MY BAD I'm uploading rn