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Episode 53 Part 33
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Currently sat in a summer school type thing we're hosting in work and some English architect is telling us about sustainable design in Wales, except she hasn't bothered learning a single Welsh name and if I have to listen to one more "I don't know how to say 'Welsh name' so I'm going to use 'shitty English name/nothing while laughing at it' I'm going to throw this slanty drawing desk at her head
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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i think maggie would be the only person in the leverage universe who DOES notice the leverage team members occasionally becoming famous. like she’d tune into the world news and then have to call the team to check if sophie really died in a small european country during a turbulent election. "no but wasn’t my funeral so poignant? they put my face on the $20 note!" okay great glad to know you’re not dead. she watches a game of baseball on TV and just sighs deeply when the camera pans to eliot. next time she sees the team, she compliments his baseball skills. for some reason he mutters something about a sandwich while looking wistfully into the distance.
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Me: Ok I'm going to help cosplayers. I'll teach them how to deal with anxiety before the contest!
Me: *gives the peptalk* This is how you biohack yourself to consciously turn rampaging adrenaline in your body away from fear-adrenaline towards excitement-adrenaline! (+teaches other tricks too).
Cosplayers: omg
Cosplayer: it works??
AT HOME
Me: Writing a thesis and being absolutely stuck on it.
Me: Whenever I start on it, the negative emotions overwhelm me.
Me: WAIT A SEC...
Me: HOLD UP
Me: I know how to help others turn fear-adrenaline to happy-excitement adrenaline.
Me: Can I try that adrenaline hack on myself? And the other tricks?
Me: ...
Me: omg
Me: It... works??
Me: I'M EXCITED. I'm not fearful at all! I feel like a happy curious puppy that's about to go on a dangerous happy fairytale journey! The danger is still there, but I got brave... and playful!
Me: Gets an excited unstoppable laughter fit.
Me: un-stop-able laughter. Tearing up from laughter until my tummy and cheeks hurt.
Me: This is great.
From now, whenever I feel my nervousness threaten to go on a negative rampage of fear, on I'm going to do a laughter fit. It will be GREAT.
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Salvaging the Ship of Theseus au! Posting on the sketch acc because i haven’t decided on anything permanent yet.
Emmet’s having a grand time guys.
He’s doing great!
On a side note, here’s Ingo!
Ingo’s fighting very hard to retire from Wardenship after seeing a whole train fall from the sky and land on the other side of Hisui. Unfortunately, this is a track he can not disembark until either him or Sneasler become permanently indisposed.
He’s also doing great! Don’t worry about it!
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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
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We did it, everyone. We chased her out of Paris.
Episode 53 Part 29
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Bonus:
Yeah you're hella fired.
Tsundere's are so annoying irl.
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