#la pr

[alexturntable]

puma it's race week party people 🥳

[totohasitprintedout]

for some reason this sentence cracks me up

P.S. thank you Lando for giving us memeable content in every interview <3

[majaloveschris]

Rare photos? Are we trying to sell the "they are so private" narrative again? These are everything, just not rare photos, and they are everything, just not private.

I'm happy now that we get awkward photos every single week. They both look weird, and that weird handholding and ring showing. Which wouldn't be "interesting" if it wasn't the case every single time.

But I guess fan accounts getting pictures before the actual article is a normal thing in this fandom. 

[archivingbarca]

fcbarcelona: The photo speaks for itself 🌟

(ig, 30/10/24)

[ultfreakme]

DID DALLAS LIU JUST SAY. START SHIPPING ZUKKA. I-

I AM GOING TO-

ZUKKA CONFIRMED???????????

He's hilarious like Mai and Suki are right there, they have been cast, Yue is also right the fuck there and these two went "nope, all in on the queerbait train."

I hope they keep it up LMAO

[lunearobservatory]

@hibiscuslynx YES HE HAS TATTOOS!!!!!!

here's the full ref sheet from. originally an au that's. erm. it's not dead i have reference sheets so it's clearly. alive.

i've posted the ur gay sketch before for sure 100% here it is again oops sorry

anyway, this has turned into my standard florida design :) this boy fuct up with ink!!! good for him

[asofterepilogue]

Quand Mélenchon parle de deux tentatives d'assassinat/attentat et que la journaliste, dans toute sa supposée neutralité, sous-entend qu'il exagère, ça devrait toutes nous inquiéter. Qu'on l'aime ou pas, il n'a jamais rien fait qui sorte du "cadre républicain". Il ne propose rien de révolutionnaire, il n'appelle pas à l'insurrection, il n'exhorte pas à la violence. Il a eu quelques phrases condamnables et à condamner, mais pas particulièrement pires que les sorties répétées d'autres politiciens à qui on ne fait pas un procès médiatique.

La seule chose qui le distingue du reste de la troupe des bavardeurs, c'est qu'il défend des idées de gauche avec cohérence (et, à mon sens, avec conviction), là où la gauche acceptable ne propose que des rustines sans aucun lien et sans vision. Et malgré ce que peuvent crier les médias, il les a défendues avec assez de verve pour séduire beaucoup de personnes en un temps assez court comparé aux autres partis de gauche.

Et donc parce qu'il est le seul à gauche qui soit une "menace" crédible pour le statu quo actuellement, il est urgent et nécessaire de le diaboliser, quitte à prétendre que des tentatives d'assassinat pour des idées politiqus somme toute banales, ça ne vaut même pas une mention.

[unladyboss]

MEANWHILE POP OUT IN LA: SEASON 3 THE BEAR

Christopher Storer, Courtney Storer, Carmy, Chichi, Theodore Fak, Donnie, NEGNANCE and I think Cooper Wehde ( cooper may be out of the country. I'm not sure)

They're doing EVERYTHING BUT talking about what's happening with The Bear

Glad to see EBRA

Tiff

Pete

Marcus

What is this all for? PR?

[the-breath-in-air]

I keep seeing folks saying they want to see, like, an actual concert tour for Lestat or have him release an album or have him do a press tour and go on Hot Ones, etc. etc. Like all that between now and the release of season 3.

And while that'd all be fun I think folks have perhaps forgotten that actual human person Sam Reid is going to be kinda busy filming season 3? Also, y'know...living his life...

[geniousbh]

simon!namorado que lava as calcinhas da loba 🥺🤫👙

OLDERRIMO anony

apesar de que aqui em casa o simón cafajeste aquariano nato hempe seja hit parade 2024🎇🥇💽, eu gosto muito do simón minha mulher acima de tudo hempe tbm - e já falei disso antes - acredito que ele fica totalmente entregue quando tá apaixonado (depois de passar por noites de negação, bebendo e gandaiando tentando ignorar o sentimento crescente e insuportável de que ele precisa te ter tlg?). provavelmente é daqueles que passa a literalmente ignorar todas as mulheres que não sejam do convívio dele - se vcs estão numa festa e alguma fala com ele, ele simplesmente não olha, sente até orgulho quando chamam ele de grosso ou estúpido porque é isso mesmo vadias só dou atenção pro meu amorzinho 😌🫡 -, sai de todos os grupos de putaria no zap e dá unfollow em todas as conversantes.

tem uma carinha de que gosta de dar presente caro, te comprando roupa, presente da vivara (aquelas pulseiras com pingente) e fica MUITO vaidoso. vai no barbeiro uma vez a cada quinze dias e já pediu pra fazer sua inicial no pézinho quando tava em alta. e mesmo quando é zoado pelos amigos, bate no peito e fala "sou cadelo mesmo, cara, e vc que tá solteiro desde que perdeu a fimose?". grandão, te assumindo🤝🧎‍♂️, colocando foto nos stories, levando pros rolês que antigamente era só ele e os mlks (outro hc é que a namo do simón teria que ser bem da galera pra aturar alguns dates, pq ele curte bastante passar tempo junto, mas não gosta de deixar amgs de lado, prefere te incluir)

e apesar da paixão - por vcs serem bem parecidos e teimosos em certos pontos - acabam discutindo por bobagem, quase todas as vezes que se veem, mas ele é bem resiliente e não guarda rancor, em 5 minutos vai estar no seu ouvidinho "você me desculpa, vida? hm? hein? desfaz esse biquinho ou então vira pra eu poder beijar ele"😩 mimatei, e você obviamente tem a resistência de uma folha quando o assunto é esse argentino fubanger. se a briga for >muito< tensa, papo de ciúmes e ex tentando voltar, a única possibilidade de vocês se resolverem é fodendo, e sempre funciona. provavelmente no banho ou encostados em algum carro no estacionamento escurinho do bar (ambos falam coisas absurdas na hora da raiva, chegam a ser sem noção, mas é porque se amam mt poxah🕊️🕊️💋❤️‍🩹)

⚠️para mais informações do simón hempe capacho de namorada entrem em contato com @kyuala from tumblr.

[onlyvalid]

me going to the las vegas facility to find out what's going on

No bc WHAT'S GOING ON?

[bandzboy]

there's always some bullshit going with hybe every day i am not even joking like wtf 💀

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

"THE BALLAD OF JANE DOE" THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)

I started this at the beginning of June, forgot about it, remembered it, that happened like thrice, opened yesterday my notes app, found the beginning of it, ended it, polished it up, kept on polishing it up this morning, didn't give a single fuck about the syllable unless once or twice, tried my best with the rhymes but massively fucked up, so here you have this little shit!

ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)

(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)

Alcuni diran che ne siam fuori Muovendo margherite, dopo che muori Ma i vermi necessitan dei nostri cuori C'è solo una paura ricorrente Qui, l'anima mia, è presente O sta marcendo in trappola tra i miei pori? Anima mia Anima mia Anima mia Anima mia Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ah Ahh-ahh-ah Senz'anima mia, corp'innominato Niente storia, che peccato Crudel'esistenza fu sol'una farsa Oh, San Pietro, famm'entrar Saprai dove la mia testa può star Non mi dirai infine chi son io? Chi son io Chi son io Chi son io Chi son io Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ahh Ahh-ah-ah E dal terreno, dove vivrai Sento l'angoscia di chi non sai ('N cor che completo è mai) E com'una vecchia dimenticata melodia Una canzone che nessuno sa Dimenticato come fa Solo John ed io Sempr'e per sempre una, Jane Doe E mi chiedo, "Perché, Dio? Se quest'è come muoio, Dio Perché rimaner senza famiglia E amici?" (Ooh) Non'ho avut'una celebrazione Solo 'sta consolazione Crono mangia tutt'i suoi figli alla fine 'Na melodia l'aria'ttraversa Quando cade il silenzio, chi s'interessa? (Chi s'interessa?) 'N'altra triste, dimenticata melodia 'N'altra canzone che nessuno sa Quindi quell'è come fa Solo John ed io Sempr'e per sempre una, Jane Doe E ti chiede, "Perché, Dio?" (Perché, perché, perché, perché?) "Non'è modo di morir, Dio!" (Nessun'a cantar, nessun'a sospirar) Ora che tutt'è dett'e fatto Non c'è nessuno a dirmi chi sono io? Niente canzoni di celebrazione Solo 'sta triste speculazione Come John, sarò eternamente Un nome dimenticato, che qualcun'ha'bbandonato Solo "Jane" Jane Doe ('Na melodia l'aria'ttraversa) (Quando cade il silenzio, chi s'interessa?) (Jane) (Doe)

So, direct translation! (used in this [and in this sometimes!] to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)

Some might say we're out Moving daisies, after you're dead But we all know the worms need our hearts There's just one reoccurring fear Here, my soul, is it present Or is it rotting trapped within my pores? My soul My soul My soul My soul Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ah Ahh-ahh-ah Without my soul, unnamed body Wihout a story, what a shame Cruel existence was only a farce Oh, Saint Peter, let me in You must know where my head could be(/stay/reside) Won't you tell me at last who I am? Who I am Who I am Who I am Who I am Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ahh Ahh-ah-ah And from the terrain, where you will live I hear the anguish of who you don't know (A choir that's never complete) And like an old forgotten tune A song that no one knows Forgot how it goes(/does) Just John and I Forever eternally(/Forever and for forever/forever and ever) a, Jane Doe And I'm askin', "Why, Lord? If this is how I die, Lord Why remain with no family And no friends?" (Ooh) I haven't had a celebration Just this (but a "this" you say in a quick way [because 'sta is short for questa, yup you take away one entire syllable], almost angry or if you're without patience or at times simply because it's shorter) consolation Chrono (get it? Because they say time [but for time in italian you'd better use an article (]a, an, the, those ones) or it'll sound weird] and Chrono wasn't the Titan of Time? And didn't he eat his all his children-Zeus? I might be wrong [I doubt though] but I think this works ok) eats all his children in the end A melody passes through (it literally throughs the air how do I say that) the air When silence falls, who's interested (in it)? (Who's interested?) Another sad, forgotten tune Another song that no one knows So that's how it goes(/does) Just John and I (to try to rhyme it []rather uselessly because it wasn't needed but it's alright anyway] with Doe and God [in Italian it's Dio]) Forever eternally(/Forever and for forever/forever and ever) a, Jane Doe And she's askin' you, "Why, Lord?" (Why, why, why, why?) (why not put the "Oh"? Because in Italian Why [Perché] has two syllables and I need to try my best to fit everything [I literally haven't counted the syllables for anything but oh well]) "("This" is implied) is no way to die, Lord!" (No one to sing, no one to sigh) Now that all is said and done Isn't there anyone to tell me who I am? No songs of celebration Just this (the "this" in Italian, just like the last time in a similar verse, is missing a syllable) sorry speculation Like John, I'll be eternally A forgotten name, that someone abandoned Just "Jane" Jane Doe (A melody passes through [is "throughs the air"something you can say?] the air) (When silence falls, who's interested [in it]?) (Jane) (Doe)

OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):

Some might say we're released Pushing daisies, deceased But we all know the worms must be fed There's just one lingering fear Oh, my soul, is it here Or is it rotting somewhere with my head? Oh, my soul Oh, my soul Oh, my soul Oh, my soul Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ah Ahh-ahh-ah Oh, no soul, and no name And no story, what a shame Cruel existence was only a sham Oh, Saint Peter, let me in You must know where I've been Won't you tell me at last who I am? Who I am Who I am Who I am Who I am Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ah-ahh Ahh-ah-ah And from the ground, beneath my feet I hear the anguish of the street (A choir never complete) And like an old forgotten tune A song that no one knows Forgot how it goes Just John and me Forever eternally, Jane Doe And I'm askin', "Why, Lord? If this is how I die, Lord Why be left with no family And no friends?" (Ooh) I've got no celebration Just this consolation Time eats all his children in the end A melody floats through the air When silence falls, does no one care? (Does anyone care?) Another sad, forgotten tune Another song that no one knows So that's how it goes Just John and me Forever eternally, Jane Doe And she's askin', "Why, Lord?" (Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?) "This is no way to die, Lord!" (No one to sing, no one to sigh) Now that all is said and done Isn't there anyone to tell me who I am? No singing songs of celebration Just this sorry speculation Like John, I'll be eternally A forgotten name, some lost refrain Just "Jane" Jane Doe (A melody floats through the air) (When silence falls, does no one care?) (Jane) (Doe)

[majaloveschris]

I get that they need to sell the relationship, but please stick to pictures, articles, and maybe a hand holding pap walk. They may (barely) pull off those, but not a kissing video. It is so awkward and embarrassing. Before anybody says anything, they clearly did it for the cameras. They were kissing in front of a huge door, and the person's phone who recorded them had the flash on. I should've written "kissing," since the "he lightly touched her mouth with his" expression would be more fitting. And then him wiping his mouth? Weird.

Conveniently, this video only comes out like a day after the actual article and the photos. Like somebody took a video of them kissing but decided to only share those two pictures from it when the kiss didn't even happen? But then decided to actually share it?

They looked uncomfortable, unnatural, and nothing like he used to with his other girlfriend, and they weren't even, according to a source, the "love of his life." And again, they knew they were being photographed, and nobody forced them to kiss in front of a huge door. They want to sell a narrative; that's it. I think at this point they should realize it's a failed business and that every attempt just makes it worse and worse.

I'm pretty sure Gully's intervention was the best thing that happened to them that day.

[velarisdusk]

rip cassian, you would’ve loved the 1979 hit song i was made for lovin’ you by kiss

[carygrantsbeard]

There’s a Cary Grant 3 day long festival happening in less than two weeks in Bristol I should be there