#kyle slander

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Alan Scott being a Gotham native adds an interesting angle to Batman not getting along with various Green Lanterns. Like, imagine part of the reason Bruce dislikes Guy and Hal so much is that they just don't measure up to the Green Lantern he grew up on stories of. It doesn't matter that the GL Corps predates Alan by thousands of years and he's only an honorary member of it, to Bruce the title of Green Lantern belongs to the WW2 veteran wearing a collared cape.

On the other hand, if we go with the continuity that Alan retired from being a superhero in the 50s with the rest of the JSA because of the Red Scare, maybe there's an element of resentment there. Alan Scott effectively abandoned Gotham and the city went to shit, which lead to Bruce's parents dying in Crime Alley. At least one of the villains that Batman fights used to be Green Lantern's (Solomon Grundy).

So later on when Hal goes full on villain era and becomes Parallax, it's not just a personal betrayal from someone that Batman considered a friend, it's also reinforcing a subconscious notion that you can't ever count on Green Lanterns, they'll always let you down somehow.

[olipeaksforever]

trucoop edit to appetite by prefab sprout!!

[lesbianyujiitadori]

stop kyle slander😭😭✊✊

bro ive seen ppl make fan art of eteled just TORTURING THIS POOR KID😭😭 yall he was prolly like 6 and lost ALL HIS FRIENDS and got BULLIED SO BAD had to move to CANADA... yall give this poor boy a break😭😭🙏🙏

[putzhashi]

The four horsemen(of being assholes)

Didn't feel like fixing any errors. I got lazy lol...imagine being a lazy artist...couldn't be me(definitely me)

[fennecfiree]

I want to murder twink kyle

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

Thinking about when I had my best friend read chapter 7 of Chaos Plan and he wouldn't stop scrutinizing and fucking DESTROYING Kyle for every little thing that he said and did and in the end I told my friend "that's funny actually because the way I wrote him was inspired by you" and he got so mad he hung up on me

[insertcoolusernamehereee]

Recently read Gotham War (I regret it) so in my mourning,

All the reblogs and comments on this post should be acting like toxic Batman-Stans defending all the toxic crap that Batman has done to his family/children/not-officially-family-but-still-family

Go crazy, Make Crack, And have fun >:)

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Plz reblog so more people see this :DD

[alaskan-wallflower]

wattpad authors in a nutshell:

[kenanonsthoughts]

it may be your birthday kyle, but im never gonna stop slandering you bby💚💚

-Ken Anon

[macabrevampire]

bingewatching various episodes of tv shows that Kyle Gallner's been in. the older brother James he plays in criminal minds bro 😭😭 say what you will about that man but he puts his whole pussy into acting

[thebestkatayanagi]

Anything I did before I turned 20 should be excused.

In my defense, I felt silly.

[myheadhurtssodoesmyheart]

okay im in a hot takes mood

kidy is a shitty ship. Just because it's healthy doesn't mean it's good or interesting.

[marchlione]

horror is realizing your mutual has correct opinions about One of your blorbos that everyone loves to mischaracterize but is also a batstan who mischaracterizes the gls (especially John >:[ ) and has multiple hcs about the jla being scared of the bats and has never read a comic in their life...

[ughgoaway]

I think Paul and Kyle are pretty obnoxious 😂

OOOH KYLEEEEE!!!!

both of these are good options but Kyle is just MWUAH

[beloveds-embrace]

so i have a habit of calling be love/babe/darling as a term of enderament (even in friendships) and was wondering how the dukedom guys would react to being called love or darling by the reader for the first time? I grt it probably wasnt as socially acceptable back then but the thought still plaques my mind

Historical accuracy who? We don’t know her shhh

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But they’d love it! At first, you had tried really hard to stop yourself and semi-succeeded by only calling your maids like that. Your parents always hated that habit of yours, a leftover from your nanny’s own habit. They had warned you again and again and again to not let your tongue run, to keep your words polite and demure, only fallen women working in brothels would speak so freely.

And you did keep it under control for a good while; with your interactions few with John, you could remind yourself not to let your tongue loose and call him honey right off the bat when he simply calls you by your name. It’s harder with Kyle, you almost slip and call him darling, same with Johnny. With Simon it’s easier because on the times he visits, you leave him to his meetings with John and don’t bother them. (Or what you thought were business meetings at that time lol)

But once they start getting closer to you, it’s inevitable that the nicknames start slipping out.

“Kyle, darling-“ you are rushing today, and the words slip out before you realize. You just spare a thought to wonder why he’s frozen solid like that. “Where is my hairpin? I was so sure we left it on my vanity?”

“Thank you, sweetheart,” you say to Johnny when he brings you a platter of fresh deserts while working, not lifting your head from the papers in front of you other than to flash him a quick, grateful smile. You don’t notice how long it takes before Johnny stutters out a ‘welcome, m’lady’ and leaves you be.

“Simon, honey?” You ask on another occasion, voice too worried to notice what you’d called him. No maids around, and no one would question you calling you husband’s ‘close friend’ by his name in your home. “Is your leg okay? You are leaning on it too much, shall I call the doctor?” His silence is typical to you, but too busy fussing over his leg, you don’t see his face. Until you look up, eyes widening at his averted eyes and red-tipped ears. “Are you sick, Simon? You should be resting instead, you know?”

And at last… “John, love,” you sigh softly, controlling the tremble of your limbs. You look away from the newspaper, though you believe it should just be called a glorified gossip magazing, and close your eyes. Duke Price’s Duchess remains barren of a child! Is a divorce in their future? “It’s alright, it is what it is-“ you try to calm him.

Up until now, from the moment you’d both read the headline, John had been fuming. He wasn’t loud in his anger, but it was clear in his ticking jaw and clenched fists. So you expect him to continue in his anger.

“…I will deal with it.” John promises, voice low but no longer a rolling thunder. He sits down calmer now, when you finally open your eyes to look at him. He’s simply gazing at you, and his hands clench in the air before he sets them down on the table. “They won’t be slandering you any longer, wife. I promise you.”

You wish you could pinpoint what soothed him, but alas. Though you know he will try his best and maybe this news agency won’t make anymore comments like this about you, others will still continue to do so.

“It’s alright.” You repeat, but the words ring hollow and the smile on your face is empty. You push your plate away. “Now, if my husband permits it, I don’t believe I can stomach much more.”

“You never need my permission for such things,” he tells you; a sentiment he’d told you from the very first day. His face softens. “Go rest. Today, I will take care of everything that needs to be done.”

Darling, sweetheart, honey, love… they wonder if you know how much those words repeat in their minds.

[fennecfiree]

KYLE ISNT SOME SMART ASS NERD THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT GRADES AND 7 FUCKING FEET TALL AND BUFF HES A 10 YEAR OLD LITTLE FUCKING CHILD WHO CARES ABOUT GRADES A LITTLE MORE THAN THE OTHER BOYS!! AND STOP SAYING HE HATES SPORTS OR SOME SHIT HE LOVES BASKETBALL!!! AND IT LITERALLY SAYS IN THE SHOW HES SHORT LIKE CMON AHHHHHHHH