#klepto can write

[ixtaek]

Overpowering urge to somehow write canon/polite Wind fanfic but zero idea for the plot.

[homoeroticvillain]

i figure out the most inane things about my ocs: such as how geistverse ocs laugh?

geist laughs often and with their entire body and leans on anyone nearby when they do

angie is more likely to smile and snort then to full out laugh but when she does you can hear it from a mile away. and she has on more then one occasion snorted out whatever she's drinking when she does

adam snickers under his breath and picked up the tenacity to cover his mouth when he does laugh

bianca muffles herself whenever she laughs, usually with her sleeve, this is cause she is insecure about her natural laugh

luci laughs with his chest and it's very booming

dan has an incredibly awkward laugh that has frequent voice cracks or hiccups

[moviestarmartini]

bitch, is that my sweater? - jude bellingham x reader

summary: in which jude needs a specific pull over for an interview and can't find it. in fact, he can't find any of his sweaters.

wc: 382

A/N: a really short blurb i've been writing for a while ! no warning since its just really fluffy.

jude had changed your contact name to sweater klepto for a reason.

but it wasn’t even your fault, he loved seeing how his clothes would fit on you

he took every opportunity to dress you up in his outerwear: you were cold? here’s a sweater. got your top dirty? cover it up with this cardigan. you want a snack after sex? wear this hoodie before you go to the kitchen.

so imagine his surprise when he had an event and couldn’t find the matching hoodie to the sweatpants he was currently wearing.

it didn’t take him long to put two and two together and pick up the rest of his things before heading to your place.

“hi my love!” his jaw slacked open as you were wearing the same forest green adidas pullover he was supposed to be wearing for the interview that night “oh look, we’re twinning!”

“that’s mine!” he pointed, flabbergasted.

you laughed as he pressed his lips into an unimpressed line, “no shit sherlock! you gave it to me last week!”

you watched as he gently moved you out the doorway and made way for your bedroom, following after him.

jude threw the door to your closet open, mouth agape once more at the sheer amount of his outerwear you had neatly folded. “ten?!” he pointed to the closet before turning to you. “eleven!” he pointed to the fuzzy number you were wearing

“oh c’mon! you handed them willingly!” you raised your brows, unimpressed by his behavior. “you said i looked cute in them!”

jude seemed to think about his next words for a while, index finger pressed against his chin. “ah, fuck it.” He shook off the standoffish feel his crossed arms were giving, instead pulling you into his arms and snuggling you close.

“I could never be mad at you.” He pressed a kiss to your temple.

“But can I have that one back? I have an interview in about an hour.”

“I can loan it to you,” You nodded wisely, to his surprise. “For about a kiss per minute of use.”

Jude couldn’t help but laugh. You really were something else, weren’t you? The only person to make his heart flutter with your wittiness. “Whatever you ask for, my special girl”

[wintfleur]

ꔫ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ BABES IN BAHAMAS! — Stella Hughes AU!

au masterlist - you can find everything under #👩🏻‍🎨 ͡ ꒱ Stella Hughes!

°. — asks about stella and rut are under #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨🩷୧˚ stella & rut!

﹕─┈ pairings ( Estella Hughes oc! X Rutger McGroarty )

°. — summary ( Stella and rut in the Bahamas )

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I def want to write a small blurb for them and there trip !!! )

°. — ( feel free to send any requests of things you would like to see in this series, or if you just want to share some thoughts! I would absolutely love that! Please comment if you would like to be added to the tag list! )

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🎵Pink + White - Frank Ocean

stellahughes; sorry guys but I’m never leaving 🐚

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stellahughes all of above 💋

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[luminouslywriting]

Hi, how are you? I hope you're feeling well. I really like everything you write about the band of brothers. I was wondering if you could write a headcanon about "what would the boys be like as friends or best friends?", the reader being a company doctor. I hope you can do it and if you can't, don't worry, no problem. Thank you!!!🫶

Darling, platonic BFF friendships are literally the thing that makes my brain the happiest!! I could go on and on and on about this for EVER! Hopefully it will live up to the hype I have about it in my head lol. If you want me to expand on anyone's or do a more in-depth post, let me know!

Cut for length, more under the cut, obnoxious amounts of found family present:

Dick Winters:

-Listen, this man is prime best friend material. We all see how he is when he's with Lew and how he treats him. He's so loyal and devoted and respectful.

-The fact that you're a medic/doctor automatically means he appreciates you more—and if you can figure out how to make this man relax or rest, bonus points haha.

-Respects your limits and boundaries but wants what's best for you—so he's paying attention to if you're overworked or discouraged and trying to counteract those things the best that he can

-Gives the most comforting brotherly hugs??

-Also the best person to go to if you need to vent or just need some good advice; he is a great listener and doesn't automatically try to fix your problems as much as he does offer support and sympathy

-Always has your back and consistently just wants you to be happy. He definitely vets anyone that you date ever haha.

Lewis Nixon:

-Chaotic best friend energy is strong with this one. He's a chaotic mess of a person but is so ride or die for you it's not even funny.

-Being able to finish each other's sentences because of predictability and the way that he knows you so well

-Is always down to share a drink with you if he notices you're having a hard time or going through something emotional. But he doesn't ever let you get tipsy or drunk. You're his sobriety link tbh.

-The type of friend where you call each other teasing names to get each other's attention. Hypothetically, he might be referred to as the wife in your mind lol.

-Has money and is not afraid to splurge to get you stuff that he deems necessary because "at least one person in this friendship needs that and it's not me."

-If he knows you're overworked, he's kidnapping you for naps and he's a cuddler (like a damn cat or something haha)

Ronald Speirs:

-It's the mutual respect that he has for you and admiration—this man is a great friend and would take any number of risks to ensure your safety

-You're his safe space and so he loves being able to talk with you about anything and everything—but especially about what the two of you are feeling. This probably stems from you just not being scared of him in any way haha.

-Is also the type of friend who goes klepto for you?? Like he's in his little thief moments and just like, my bestie would like this, and then proceeds to steal said thing for you

-Takes the time to check in with you as often as he can and makes sure that you're resting—is lowkey a mother hen when you need him to be haha

-Is the type of friend where you never need to actually say what you're thinking, the both of you can just share a look and know exactly what movie quote you're both thinking of, what Lipton needs to calm down, or how best the situation will go.

-Also is super supportive and a hype-man for whatever you want to do with your life. He just wants you to thrive and fulfill your potential.

Buck Compton:

-OLDER BROTHER VIBES OKAY?? This is the type of person who likes to take people under his wing and he absolutely becomes fond of you because of how much you take care of other people.

-That being said, he's also the aggressive type of friend that's just like, "Oh??? You're overworked? Nap time then. Like right now."

-Loves swapping stories with you and talking about college. Also wants you to go to college though—preferably the same college so that the two of you can be friends there too.

-Gives really comforting hugs and is great at expressing gratitude and affirming that you're doing a good job

-Probably loves going out and playing darts or any number of games with you, especially if you're competitive

-Also down to watch any number of movies that you claim to be good and offers his own opinion lol

Carwood Lipton:

-An actual nervous mother hen that is consistently making sure you have enough supplies, that emotions are doing okay, and that you're getting the rest that you need

-Is the type of person who would give you his coat or jacket off of his back because "I told you it was cold, take my sweater." type of vibes haha.

-Wants to hear about your family back home and about your hopes for the future—is super positive about you making it home.

-Also talks to you about pretty much anything, including his girlfriend back home and wants you to approve of her haha

-Would absolutely make you share a foxhole with him because he can keep a closer eye on bestie that way

-He's just a giver??? So he's constantly sharing food or blankets or whatever it is that he thinks you might need. Top tier best friend tbh.

Joseph Liebgott:

-Chaos gremlin personified—this is the type of friend who's going to drag you into all sorts of trouble and also get you out of said trouble with ease

-He's a very touchy best friend and so hugs and cuddles are just to be expected

-Would throw hands if someone disrespected you because you're the only person he truly respects lol....and this also applies to you. The type of friend who aggressively tells you that he loves you and you need to be nicer to yourself.

-He's out here not wanting you to fall in love because, "I remember the day I saw you in that hospital bed—"

"You weren't there!"

"And I knew then that no one would ever be good enough for Y/N."

-You are the only person who can touch his chocolate stash and keep your life

-Also just wants you to come back to Cali with him and adopt you into his family

Donald Malarkey:

-A sweet friend who is great at emotional support. That being said, give him some support as well.

-Probably loves swapping jokes and telling stories with you—spreads stories about how amazing you are as well

-Wants you to come to Oregon and have a camping trip with his family because you're like family to him

-Also fiercely protective of you and consistently worrying about if something will happen to you if you're on the line or even when you're not.

-Runs all of his life plans by you because he wants your approval for sure

-Is super happy that he has you in his life because you're a great listener and you just understand him

Eguene Roe:

-THE ICONIC OF ALL ICONIC FRIENDSHIPS....listen, this friendship is so soulmate platonic, it's not even funny. He practically worships the ground that you walk on and respects the hell out of you.

-Definitely has a whole list of nicknames for you in French and has tried teaching you some of the language

-Tells you old Southern stories to try and keep your mind off of work at night time and he loves hearing any stories that you can come up with

-The both of you can call each other out on burnout or if you're overworked or stressed out. It's a great mutual way that you take care of each other.

-He prays for you all of the time and wrote home about you because you're his best friend

-The two of you work so well together that it sometimes throws everyone else off because you don't even need to talk when you're working together.

Bill Guarnere:

-Ride or die icon who is so vocal about adoring you that it probably annoys everyone else. And if you're not from Philly, he's about to become very patriotic about wherever you're from

-The type of friend who wants to hear about everything you're looking for in a partner so he can start vetting people ASAP

-Would share pretty much anything with you—coat, shoes, food, blankets, etc.

-Checks in on you frequently and definitely views you as the patron saint of easy company

-Wants to travel with you around the world after all of this is over

-Promises you a proper meal and a place to stay if you ever want to come and visit

Joe Toye:

-It's giving the quiet friend who always has your back and would throw hands for you, if given the chance.

-That being said, fiercely overprotective and gets annoyed if you get put in any danger or if anything happens to you.

-Also kind of a huffy friend where he's just like, "I told you that you needed a break. This is the worst." And then proceeds to take care of you anyway.

-Finds ways to make things fun for you no matter what's going on in the war and just wants you to smile

-Also gives really great hugs and loves physical contact and affection

-His family has definitely heard all about you lol

George Luz:

-You must truly understand his humor on another level because he thinks that YOU are the funniest person that he knows. Even if it's not true, he simply finds you to be the best.

-Would proudly brag about you to all of the other companies

-Appreciates hugs and cuddles, especially after Bastogne

-Is the type of friend who would hide a body for you, no questions asked lol—so he's definitely your alibi whenever you've gotten up to some mischief

-Has verbally eviscerated someone who was talking shit about you because he's just not having it

-Lowkey would move in with you after the war because you're his safe person

[princessbrunette]

I’m really bored and i’m thinking about your blog, so here’s some more animal readers for you incase you’re looking for some new ideas.

fox!reader: she’s a pouge of course, sly and cunning but she can be shy and timid like an actual fox, lowkey a kleptomaniac, been arrested several times on account of shop lifting. Loves jean skirts, and baby tees, and a pair of wedges on her feet. She’s uses tears as a weapon.

I can also see her with pouge rafe, they’re not friends exactly but they know eachother (maybe they grew up together) one day she overheard him talking about how tight money is at the moment, and so she shows up to his house with thousands of dollars in a bag and holds it out to him all sweetly like “i got this for you.” And he’s all wide eyed like “where the fuck did you get all this from?” and she’s like “it was sitting in suitcase at barry’s house and no one’s name was on it, i got it for you.” all innocently and now he’s an near hyperventilating, snapping at her “you’re gonna get both of us fucked up.” and she gets teary eyed like “but i got it for you 🥺”

She meets john b when he catches her stealing one of his chickens (like foxes do, except she doesn’t want to eat it, she wants it as a pet) She tries to hide the chicken under her shirt when he catches her, & johnb’s like “do you…have one of my chickens?” scratching his head all confused and half asleep cs its 10 in the morning, and she’s like “….no.” even as the chicken is literally freaking out under her jacket, stomps her foot when he tries to retrieve his chicken and tells him that “you don’t need them all! you already have so many!” and he just like “they’re literally mine though….” and she starts crying, until he gives her an egg. then probably runs away without saying thank you cs she’s scared he might take it back. Johnb tells everyone about it later and literally no one believes him.

or maybe even regular look rafe. She’s Always getting into trouble with him because she think “no” means “find a way to do it yourself.” it’s a slow and grueling process for him, breaking her out of her sneaky habits, i mean he literally met her when she pickpocketed him at a party she snuck her way into, (he did not like that told her “oh your ass is going to prison now.” and had to literally chase her down when she tried to make a run for it. she ended up crying and he let her go.)

met jj in an over night holding cell at the county jail, after she was picked up for…breaking and entering (in her defense she saw something shiny through the window and had to have it) jj thinks it’s cute when she tearfully confesses why she’s there, so he takes her under his wing and introduces her to the pouges (she’s instrumental in the search for gold cs she’s so smart and knows how to manipulate people into getting what she wants.)

She met pope when she quite literally walked up to him while he’s doing work for his dad, points at his shark tooth necklace and says “can i have that?” and he gives it to her cs he’s super confused and also why not, she’s cute and she looks like she might start sobbing if he says no) and then it became a thing that she asks for something of his every time she sees him, he doesn’t know what she’s doing with all his shit, but it’s fine.

she’s cute and so me, so i’ll let you decide which of the boys she would be with!

this is sooooo good !! i think moony writes a fox reader but im not sure how similar this is !!!!! i love her being a klepto and i think she works great with pogue!rafe !! both very rough n tumble but fox still has that sweetness to her n rafe very clearly doesn’t. all her interactions with the pogues are so fun too — this is a 10/10 🩷🩷

[shotmrmiller]

Bro im sorry i just reblog and like over and over out of the blue like i genuinely feel like I over spam on the reblog and likes but your stuff is so good bro like when i take a break from reading on tumblr i come back to the juiciest stuff and have to control myself to not just spam but I love all the stuff you write like it makes me want the 141 so bad bro 💀💀 the way you write ghost and johnny tho FUCK MAN, I literally can’t do this anymore like I genuinely crave them so much. I don’t care how they act or the way they do shit I’m folding immediately but I don’t think I’d pull at all. I don’t have rizz at all and I’m so ugly bro 😭😭 anyways I love all the shit you post and I thank you so much for the most diabolically scrumptious stuff like I’ll give you a gazillion dollars if I could. I love you bro take care man ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️👹👹👹👹👹

hey shut your mouth don't talk about no rizz and def don't be talking about looks when simon looks like he was out of the food disposal (johnny is too pretty for a lot of us so naturally his cornbread aint done in the middle. BALANCE.)

they always pull you in whether you like it or not tbh atp it's not about if you can get their number but if you can keep them from putting their number in your bag/sweater/pant pocket/phone (johnny was a klepto in his youth so his pickpocketing skills are crazy and simon forcefully stuffs a crumpled piece of paper down your shirt/bra then dares you to take it out with his corpse like stare)

please spam reblog i really don't mind it lol and i love you too ❤️❤️❤️

[classymurderteddy]

Just-

H e a d c a n o n s -

That I totally didn't write in the middle of the night when I was completely sleep-deprived- :"p

The original animatronics from the 70's – early 80's all had quirks that the technicians really couldn't explain-

Examples?

– 70's models –

Golden, he's always had a fascination with fire. Came to a point where they'd have to keep him from entering the kitchen and sticking his hand into an oven because he liked the heat it gave off-

Springbonnie, despite never having been given olfactory sensors, seems to have gained a sense of smeLl just by watching humans react to certain things they smelled. He'd react to the smell of pizza or something like he'd see patreons react, and even reacted the same way technicians did when coming into contact with old oil or something.

– Late 70's / early 80's models –

Fredbear has somehow managed to gain access to the manager's workshop, and has taken to conStantly ordering an excessive amount of cleaning supplies and bolts of random sizes. All with said manager's information. How he got that, well .. let's just say he had his klepto brother help him out with attaining that.

Speaking of, Freddy was a full-blown kleptomaniac. He'd steal everything from anyone. As long as it was small enough to stuff in his wrist compartments and was shiny enough for him to bother. He has stolen many rings, necklaces and tools from humans-

Bonnie had a tendancy to eat. Or, try to. Staff quickly learned to lock up any place he'd be able to get any sort of food. Still had to take him in every morning and night to check and see if he'd attempted to eat anything and gummed up his inner mechanisms.

Chica's absurdly possessive of the kitchen. She's been seen trying to gouge a chef's eyes out with a ladle once, simply because the poor guy wanted to do his job.

Foxy's gained quirks of a dog. Despite also apparently fearing them greatly after an incident of a dog getting loose in the Diner. As in he chews on absolutely everything. Staff's just decided to get him a few steel rods to keep in his Cove so he'd stop chewing table legs-

All older models, such as these guys, can hear frequencies far beyond what humans can. Due to that, if it's high / low and constant enough, it can even force them to shut down.

[littlesoot]

stargaze - cg!klepto!wilbur x little!reader

note; klepto!wilbur has been on my mind for days !! i luv him sooo much and just had to write this :p

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⤷ gn!little + ghost!little, comfort/fluff, very brief mention of passing

you woke up in a groggy state, laying on a random bench in the local park. you didn’t know how or why you ended up there, but you did notice one thing; a new locket around your neck.

your hand clutched the small locked quickly, finding something to try and keep you distracted from being in an unfamiliar place. you had only ever visited the park with a cg, never alone.

“hello?” a sudden voice startled you, looking around in a frightened state to try and find the source of it. a taller figure slowly approached you, kneeling down in front of you and removed their hood.

“you okay there, little one?” the man’s voice was soft, stretching a hand out for you to take, a light smile forming on his face. “you can trust me.. i’m here to help.”

you always knew never talk to strangers and never to just go with them, but something about him was different. you couldn’t bring yourself to speak, simply wearing a skeptical expression as you stared down at his hand.

“let me introduce myself, okay? i’m wilbur.” he moved to sit next to you, making sure to keep some distance so you could warm up to him. “i’ve met many people like you. this is all so.. confusing, i know.” he lightly chuckled, watching as you smiled slightly and looked up at him.

“i’m.. y/n.” your voice was quiet and hesitant, but it was still enough for his smile to grow wider. “i love your name. it’s one of a kind around here, isn’t it?” he gently tapped your nose, earning a giggle from you.

“you wanna go for a walk? the playground is a bit dirty right now.. someone needs to clean it up for the little ones.” he reached a hand out to you again, watching as your own wrapped around two of his fingers. “off we go?”

of course, he knew what he had to do. it always upset wilbur whenever a lost soul was stuck in a little mindset, he never knew how to properly explain to them what happened and why they were there. but something about you made him wanna keep you around.

by the time he had reached your destination, he quickly covered your eyes. “don’t look, okay? i gotta clean up something.” he gestured for you to turn around, which you did, covering your eyes as you listened to the shuffling of feet atop of leaves, and him lifting something.

“you can look now.” you quickly did so, turning around to see a small run down shed, a spot where the leaves looked smushed, and him awkwardly standing in front of a well. “so.. you wanna help me decorate it? could make it your little hang out.” he lightly tapped the side of the shed, watching as your eyes lit up at the idea.

thankfully wilbur had a few things in him, mostly just his coat you could use as a blanket for now, and a keychain you could play with. he sat you down on a barrel inside the shed, using an old broken broom he found to sweep out the insides.

“how does fairy lights sound? little book cubby and stuffed animal bin maybe? if i clean up that window sill, i could maybe turn it into a nap spot.” he was mostly speaking to himself, but would glance over at you to see if you approved of his ideas. “and maybe.. when you’re big again, i can explain what’s going on. yeah?” you nodded at his words, not fully understanding what he was talking about but.. you’d understand at some point.

“it’s getting late. you can see the stars outside.” he sighed and shut the shed door, pulling the small string that attached to a faulty light. “you wanna stargaze before bed?” you nodded eagerly, hopping up into the dusty window sill, your hands pressed against the window as you looked up at the sky.

wilbur could feel himself smiling more, walking up behind you and gently wrapped his arms around you in a hug, his chin on your shoulder. “want me to stay?” he whispered to you, earning a smile and light head pat from you, which he took as a yes.

“alright.. i’ll stay. just don’t cause me too much trouble.” he chuckled lightly, before kissing your head and turned his attention to the sky, watching as you pointed out different constellations and shapes in the stars.

[silverzoomies]

PRETTY PLS- fic abt peter and reader in a relationship and reader catching Peter in the act of panty theft- cuz I feel like he would totally freaking do that- cute lil klepto- but yea, pls and thank you- fr cuz ur my fave Peter writer and you keep my love for him alive- so genuine rn- luv you :,]🩶🩶🩶

hello anon honey !!! 💗💗💗

i actually started writing somethin' similar to this last year, but i never finished it !! i got cold feet with it because i was afraid people would hate it. lol,, i can give you a little preview. it hasn't been edited in ages, though. hope that's okay !!

it's not quite what you're askin' for (reader's never met him in this fic. at least, not yet). but if it piques your interest at all, maybe i'll finish it !! or i can do another panty-snatchin' fic entirely !! i don't mind !! it might take me 10,000 years, though lol !!

thank you for being so nice !! 💗💗💗i love you !!

[simsbyjo]

End of Generation 5

Her life may not be like those fantasy novels she wrote, but she believed in happy ever after. Fairy tales may exist through ups and downs, lows and highs.

Her childhood was not happy, growing up with lavish things, but without the love of her parents.

Her mother neglected her, growing up with just her nanny around.

She rebelled through her life, and taken advantage of.

She had to go through teen pregnancy and having an affair with her high school teacher.

Her mom didn't supported her was kicked out their house

With no where to go, she ended up living with the father of her twins and had to drop out of school to continue taking care of her own kids

Her partner didn't reciprocated the love she gave

Things turned around for her, when she finally met her biological father and moved in with him - eventually learned her magical abilities

She proved everyone wrong and pursued her passion for writing and eventually met the prince to her fairytale.

Aspiration: Bestselling Author

Traits: Childish, Art Lover, Active, Overachiever

Generation Goals:

Complete aspiration ✅

Have a "human" appearance and a "fairy" appearance (this can just be separate outfits per category) ✅

Grow a flower garden ✅

Purchase or collect every type of Gnome for your garden (this includes holiday Gnomes from Seasons!) ✅

Be good friends with your children ✅

Optional: lose friendship once kids grow into teens.

If Klepto Trait: try to steal something from every venue/house you visit

if Mischief Trait: play pranks everywhere you go!

Optional: Change appearance often or with every lifestage (new hairstyle, haircolor, eyes, etc) ✅

Max Skills:

Painting OR Writing ✅

Gardening ✅ AND Flower Arranging ✅

Career: Writer - Author Branch ✅

[pushingdaisies1]

♡ ·˚꒰𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮˚ˑ༄

{❥} Pairing: Dorian Storm x (gender-neutral!!) reader , Orym of the Air Ashari x (gender-neutral!!) reader {❥} Summary: The night of the ball was hectic if you wanted to sum it down in the best.. condensed way. With your group's go-to job finished, the night really had only begun. What rips you out of your haze of adrenaline was one of your closest friends breaking off from the group. Dorian announces his leave and you can't help but feel your walls breaking. Finally, as you were getting now just used to this group, your friend was embarking off. Somehow, some way the warm and affirming holding of hands by your klepto faun companion Fearne can not reel you out of the sudden pit in your chest. Taking a deep breath in, something clicks at the worst time possible.

{❥} Authors Note: Sooo uh life update, my water is all fucked up! Literally, there's a blockage by my kitchen sink (I tink) .. so that's fun. I decided to celebrate me finally getting up to episode 14 of 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼 by writing this. We'll forever miss you Dorian<3 , love that air genasi sm. Alsoooo - this is a rewrite of an earlier blurb!! Right here is the link to it if you'd like to read the original piece.

{❥} CWS (Content Warnings): I really dont think there is any sort of warnings for this (ONE is that its semi proofread so there may be spelling mistakes) ... except the fact that it may be spoilers for episode 14 of Bell's Hells? This is just a small one for anyone who isn't totally caught like... me LOL. But uh yeah - other than that I think that's really it! If there's anymore I should add to the warnings, please let me know. _________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ ・ Your group's job for Eshteross was at first.. simple. Easy he said! , this would help your group keep a constant tracker on a madman! Though if you were going to be entirely honest, this job was never going to be easy. None of you really could expect how the night would take a hard turn. ・ The entire mission was its whole win and disaster all in one, and it didn't help that the guard clearly knew of you and your group's physical descriptions and so on. But for now, that wasn't the main focus, what WAS the main focus was getting back to Eshteross manor.

・ As you all regrouped back at the home of Ariks Eshteross, the air was pretty stale. Ashton had their shit absolutely kicked in, again - the guard had somewhat knowledge of the descriptions of the "Bells Hellions", coming to the conclusion that every one of you was entirely worn out.

・ The air relaxes a bit as Dorian shows off his now less invisible brother. The poor guy had one hell of a night, and even with his mistakes before he clearly meant no harm. Your eyes glanced over as you saw Dorian tense at the mention of the Green Seekers trying to put the blame for the tower robbery on Cyrus. Letting out a weak but frustrated - "They think he's me."

・ Cyrus explains himself a little bit more, talking about how he was mostly in the dark with all of Emoths business. Eshteross snaps his cane down to the hardwood floor grounding and brings up a solution. Smuggiling Cyrus out of the area, at least out of Marquet with the use of his skyship. ・ As He brings up how the Green Seekers, Paragons Call, and all of the.. less friendly aquatics would be looking for a specific look of a person. Laudna immediately catches on as you as well notice the large and stoic half-orcs eyes somewhat narrow at Dorian. With Laudna pointing this out you, Fearne, and Orym speak up. -> "Yeah! I don't think we should be jumping the gun with Cyru-"

・ Eshteross .. sadly brings up another good enough point. Even though Cyrus didn't look like someone with any true cruel intentions, he even admitted he wasn't good at the whole art of crimeing. Eshteross began to somewhat poke at him with the fact that Cyrus couldn't possibly figure out a way to get out of Jrusar, especially on his own. Even keep a low profile at that. ・ Dorian replies out of the blue, saying he would join in with the smuggling of both him and his brother out of the city. Everyone tries to bring up a hypothetical solution. Ranging from changing appearances to paying off Cyrus's frustrating bounty, even to gaining new identities (courtesy of you.) But by the somber air Genasi's look, he had clearly made up his decision.

・ Eshteross commends you and your group, saying that you all in the end succeeded. Commenting about the fact that your group was one of a kind by his judgment with your group's drive to survive. Leaving you all to go deal with the paperwork, you all talked out your differences about this new decision. ・ For you, you couldn't help but feel like your heart was crinkling up like a worn piece of parchment. Dorian leaving?? , what the fuck?? It wasn't like you didn't understand why he was leaving. Family comes first before everything. He didn't even stop to mention that your group was like family. But something was tugging at you , why of all of the days did this had to happen? Why the fuck couldn't you be more upfront? ・ Ever since your adventures started with originally the Crowns Keepers, you always had a sort of admiration for Dorian. Even if he could be a little bit of a clutz, he had that eloquence to him. He may be a little bit awkward but he paid up for that in his caring remarks. One way or another always looking for ways to brighten up a crowd or bring any sort of form of performance into the mix. That was only just the start of your rabbit hole. ・ Before you always pushed off telling him about it, talking about how one day you'll lose track of each other and forget about one another. But Dorian was nothing close to forgettable. Your mind tricked you, and you immediately fell head over heels for the charming air genasi. Fearne could see you slowly start to spiral, inching her hand closer to yours as a way to calm you. ・ You gave her a look of hurt, she shared that same resemblance. Your eyes were filled with a sort of betrayal but one not of a softer blow. This was for the best, and Cyrus was of his flesh and blood. But you couldn't really just blurt out an "I LOVE YOU!" in the middle of your and your friend's pity circle. Besides that, you couldn't really just leave.

・ You couldn't lie to yourself, you did miss your friends from before. Dariax and his loveable air-head personality, Opal and her sporadic but thrilling move of action. Fy'rai of course with her leader, headstrong demeanor. Those were your people but now... Bells Hells are as well. You had fallen for all of their quirks and downsides, seeing that there was (similar to Eshteross) something valuable within this group. ・ Not to mention that Orym and Fearne were still staying, those two were basically your ride or die. You counted all your friends as that, but at a point in time it was just you and your spoon huddle. Now with one of you leaving, it hurt just a little bit. You felt Fearne gently graze your knuckles with her decrepit hand, giving you a pitiful smile. She very much could feel how this was a hard time for you, especially Orym.

・ Not too long ago you could tell the halfling shared your similar thoughts on Dorian. Honestly, who wouldn't be so in love with this gracious being! In a way you wanted to push Orym to say something, but you could tell he had some baggage in the feelings department. Though he could also pretty much tell what was wrong with you by that continuous stare you had.

・ Though in regular Dorian fashion, you all gathered around for a somewhat more upbeat round of wine. Sitting with one another and toasting to your newfound group along for toasting some more for a safe passage, no one really left out dealing sass (well deserved) to Cyrus. He may have no real malicious intent in his body, he was also... a little bit dumb, but hey- for some that's attractive.

・ You all share drinks, stories, and some sort of combination of laughter and bitter-sweet words with one another. Your closing off a certain chapter with the way a majority of you met, it was a touching sight to see. Even if Cyrus was keeping more to himself with this environment, he'd put in his input which made you smile in a sort of warmness that could only be defined as friendly. Your spoon formation lamented over the fact that it would be one less spoon in the mix. ・ With songs sung and the sharing of some aggressive Pate and Bertrand plushie smooches, it was time for Dorian to leave. Though you and the others didn't stop at mentioning to Dorian to call through the sending stone if needed. Making sure to drive home yours and Orym's words that Dorian was farthest from a burden and that all of the evidence they needed was clear to everyone. ・ As Dorian starts to make his way out with Cyrus, and Eshteross leading them to the now pulled-up carriage, you stop him for just a moment for one more final ... "tah tah" for now. You remembered a certain sun brooch that always rested on your person and unclasped it off of you. Dorian gave you an interested look before noticing you putting it on him, you took a deep breath in. Your voice was shaking and your eyes were watery as can be. "Dont you ever fucking forget you have allies with us, you hear me?" You say while trying to sound as serious as you can without breaking down into a mess of tears. He chuckled at this, looking at you with a compassionate glance. "I could never forget about my family here, not any last one of you. I could never lie about how you all mean to me, especially you." He says, the last part a little more hushed.

・ You couldn't help but smile, even if a little cracked, and gently grace your hands over the now pinned brooch. He gave you one final smile as well and gently placed a kiss on your cheek before sharing with you a quick but firm hug. You walked back to the others as you watched Dorian walk out with Cyrus and head right over to the carriage.

・ Testing out the sending stone was Fearne, acting like a frantic mother, until Orym took it away trying to quell her nerves, your face couldn't help but keep on smiling. You knew Dorian was always a person of keeping promises, and by how random the act of fate was your paths would always cross sometime soon. At least that's what you hoped but time would only tell.

・ You all watched them ride off, as well as catching a look at some thieving child stealing the once floating wooden airship. That was those interrupted as Eshteross closed the front doors of the manor, taking a turn back to everyone else. You all were a little skeptical if Eshteross was a little mad, but surprisingly (the dwindling adrenaline playing with your worries) he wasn't at all.

・ He decided to do the reassurance, by reminding you all about how you were his problem solvers of that night. Even if your ways were somewhat a little bit messy, your group got shit done. Though he had a point, everyone was worn out and pretty fucking tired, it was time to head to bed.

・ Which is what you all did as Eshteross gave each and every one of you rooms to sleep in for the night. You couldn't help but take some time to pace around anxiously, what if something happens on the way to Emon, what if they- until your walking stops by the sudden rhythmic knock. Walking up to the door.. it was Orym. You had decided to take your own room to cool down so this was a surprise.

・ This all led to a long and winded talk, away from all of the others. The main subject? , was, of course, Dorian. No bad words were shared, though Orym bared his soul to you about what he was feeling about the sudden departure. You did the same and a new , pure respect was seemingly gained between the two of you. Maybe being in the same boat wasn't so bad. ・ You bidded him a "goodnight" and watched as he headed back to his and Fearnes shared room. You let out a content sigh before turning back to your mostly dusty bed, but that was the least of your worries. All you wanted to do was wrangle your frantic thought process to hold and get some well-deserved rest, maybe even rest up old wounds when you're at it.

・ Turning over to the nearest wall, focusing in on it, you finally let sleep take over you and your mind. Your last thoughts were on Dorian and what work would be approached about the next day, then again all you needed to do was play the waiting game as is. Though you wouldn't hate that, with those final thoughts you finally let sleep FULLY consume your consciousness. Tomorrow was going to be good, you just knew it.

[homoeroticvillain]

how am i only on season 4 of rewatching btvs and there has already been multiple plotlines of men being sexually assaulted and it not being taken seriously by any of their friends

[theirsbird]

I have no idea how I should format this but have a word salad + some picrews neither of them have names I haven't had the time to look some up. designs may vary once i get the chance to draw then

prison of plastic spoilers ahead

SO FIRST the main oc! 21 (he/they, might change)

picrew

Ocean country I imagine has a much higher inscribed to mundie ratio compared to the rest of the ee world, this is partially related. This fella has a large family all of which happen to be inscribed, except for him. this put a large strain on him and his parents, with clear favoritism towards his siblings (not being helped by being a middle child).

he had varying relationships with his siblings, two younger (twins) and one older. the oldest sibling he had the best relationship with. the earrings he wears we the lat birthday gift he got from them. due to his parents believing he was weak he began learning to fight physically, training with his older sibling and eventually on his own as he got older. even skipping school just to train, to get even the tiniest shred of appreciation from his parents. eventually he was deemed worthy of harvesting, which is how he eventually met Rick at the coliseum (id say around like 16ish). Rick was the first person he ended up meeting. not much in between for rn, just haven't had the time to brainstorm or whatever word fits here its like 12. He ended up escaping with Rick, while Rick had the ability from a friend to breath underwater (till he got out of range) this fella wasn't so lucky. My thoughts is he just kinda tanked the drowning damage by having a really high stamina, yeah kinda dark but theres no other way i can think of. he had held onto Rick for as long as he could, but once Rick got out of range of his other friends they had gotten seperated and washed up seperately. i do not know how they reunite please forgive me im also realizing i have forgotten to describe him as a character but im already tired and still need to write about the other guy ill flesh him out more later. SO THE OTHER DUDE! 19(tbd, any pronouns is fine for now) so this dude is just a random idea, made him for the sole purpose of "yeah thats cool write it down" his epithet is mermaid, though i may change it to something similar enough to keep its look. i LOVE the idea of epithets entirely changing a person the stronger they are. this, ill admit is a bit overkill BUT ocean country is weird maybe it has to do with their dark magic or whatever but this guy got stuck in his transformation from his epithet and heres he

this one is going to change a lot, hes not actually this close to a lion fish but i plan to go creepy fish from the deep sea. there werent many colors i liked on this picrew. not much on him rn, just that he managed to slip out at the same time as Rick, idk if ill have him be particularly close with rick but i kinda imagine this guy showing up on beaches and shit and becoming some cryptid to the people around. hes also a huge klepto. often stealing jewelry from his opponents, he has like twice the jewelry than he does in the picrew PICREW okay thats all for tonight hope you enjoyed this word vomit time to go pass out

[logikitty]

Ghosts: Clearing up misconceptions

Ghosts, or spirits, are stereotyped as creepy or malevolent beings, afterimages of the dead who can't pass one. They're often associated with evil and the horror genre and are known to cause injury to humans if powerful enough.

While this can be the case for some ghosts, in my experience most of them are just annoying.

My family is haunted, and I mean it. Most of the ghosts in the house are family members, but there's one or two my mom, who is a medium, kinda summoned as protectors. Those ones I don't have an issue with.

What I do take issue with is the fact that the dead are very needy and talkative.

Normally they bother mom, and recently they've been complaining that my great-grandmother, who is 90 years old, is in the process of dying. Literally none of the dead family want her in the afterlife with them. Her parents, her siblings, and her husband keep harrassing mom about her. "We don't want her," they say. "Do something!"

Like, grandpa, your wife is fucking 90, she's gonna die eventually.

Obviously, there's nothing mom can do about it, right? Well, since mom's not listening to them, some of them have taken to bothering me now.

Great-Grandpa's showed up in my room to get my attention, and he's the klepto of the ghost family. He takes things and we don't see them again until months or even years later. My great-uncle had a fresh beer can on his desk once, it disappeared, and months later it reappeared still ice cold.

Another case is one of my mom's necklaces that went missing high school; she randomly found it on top of her dresser... in a completely different house in a completely different town.

Great-Grandpa has also taken a number of my things and has hid them. It's very annoying.

And then there's the actual troublemakers. I've had things dropped on my head for no reason, things that reasonably couldn't have just "fallen off" what they were sitting on. Like a tub of spackle on a shelf, by the wall, suddenly dropped on me while I was looking for something in a drawer.

If you want my attention, Cousin Jess, that's not the way to do it.

Also, you know that thing where ghosts can make an area colder than normal with their prescence? Yeah apparently that's also not always a thing. As I'm writing this, it's 80F outside and 76F inside. Our house has no ventilation and we have no working ACs.

Thank you for nothing, you useless death shades.

[anomalynull]

Couldn't get a Thief Garret inspired Sans out of my head and I don't know if anyone e l s e ever thought about an alternate sans who is a thief and positively a klepto who has no issue stealing everything you own including your life if you go down the geno route :)

For those who can't read my writing:

2014 Thief Garret!Sans (sorry classic Thief gamers)

Charcoal make-up

100% a Kleptomaniac

Inventory pouch

Thieves Tale

Not as detailed as I could've made it or drawn it if I had instead decided to sketch it because clothes are n o t my strong suit, or full-bodies unless I already have a ref ,_, THIS TOOK ME H O U R S, appreciate my dedication to all-thing Sans *preens*

(Just between ya'll and myself, he would 100% have a tail he uses for lockpicking, but it didn't make the final cut because it felt a bit much- maybe in the future HINTHINTHINT)

Alright, closing this up in a bit but some last things, the story of thieves tale can follow the original story of 2014 Reboot Thief with a pov of Sans(Garret) instead of Frisk(Erin)(Ghost no kill run 100% complete) with a lot of switched around characters and some past d e a t h of important characters you would probably be depressed over.

(Please keep in mind there would be NO FRANS like there is NO GARRET/ERIN)

O r -

It can follow a different story with s o m e primal (hehehe) elements from Reboot Thief ;)

I think.. if you REALLY want to find out more of him.. you should ask.

Current Location: Unavailable

Availability: Responding Presence

Status: ???

Depending on if he gets any asks, a separate blog will be made for him so I can keep things organized (but also so people find it easier to look for and it doesn't get lost if I go on a merskele binge hehehe)