#kissing you platonically

[theacedragon0w0]

First Meeting

Bday gift for @tamberwoof

Sage was like a fish out of water during her first meeting, Velvette had brought them as a way for Hazel to "show her the ropes" as a new addition to Velvette's personal security.

Sage tapped Hazel's shoulder, "So we just stand here while they talk business? I thought Vox would come with Eva?"

Hazel snorted, "Psh, nah Boss here handles all that mumbo jumbo, we pretty much intervene if anyone tries to jump her,"

Sage understood that, but from Velvette hashing out insults to the other overlords, she wondered if it was the opposite case.

Sage's eyes wondered around the room, from the right of her boss sat two overlords, one with a flaming skull, the other a giant pink dinosaur, both sharing a look of tiredness from the spitfire social media overlord.

At the end of the table stood Carmilla, the arms dealer matriarch who was returning Velvette's insults. On both sides stood demons that looked almost identical to her, they were most likely the daughters Velvette complained about. The hellhound that stood behind them was scarred on her face, and her right ear looked torn. To be honest, sage was intimidated but her cold, almost robotic stance, hackles standing on end.

Sage's gaze moved further to the left side of the table, noticing a woman with dark, obsidian eyes, she wore a vintage dress and her hellhound behind her was giving the most intense glare at the person sitting next to her boss, like if she could gut the overlord with her mind.

Fuck it took Sage that long to notice Alastor, the demon Sage hope she wouldn't have to deal with. He was chatting with his neighbor, either ignoring or unaware of the daggers the bloodhound was staring at him with.

Thankfully the hellhounds and Sage were told to wait outside, mainly for securing the vehicles for their bosses. Now that Sage got to see the other guards act, she felt more at ease. The bloodhound was cursing about Alastor that could make Satan himself blush, and the other that looked battle ridden was agreeing, her voice notably soft and quiet.

Like instinct Sage reached for their pockets to pull out some small bag of cookies that she baked the night before.

"Sage you really think that now's the best time?"

"Oh it's fine, we're all waiting for our bosses to finish whatever political bs they have, might as well break the ice."

"Psh, ight, you're funeral." Hazel stepped back, watching Sage approach the conversing hellhounds. Both stopping to look at the blue reptile approaching them

"Hey guys, I'm Sage, like the herb, I'm working with Hazel over there and I figured you guys might want a snack after we had to deal with that screaming match in there." Sage was expecting their offer to be smacked out of her hands as she quickly learned that reaction from the hotel.

But the two guards' eyes sparkled at the bagged goodies, both gently grabbing the bags and pulling out a cookie from them.

Sage was relieved when she watched the two guards sigh from sampling the baked goods. And the bloodhound spoke up,

"These are some of the best biscuits I have ever eaten," the other guard nodding in agreement "but let me introduce myself, I'm Iris, and this sweetie here is Sydney." To which Sydney made a small wave at Sage.

Sage was about to shake Iris' hand when they saw her face sharpen, Sydney joining the same hostility.

"Hello Ms Chef"

Sage quickly spun to see the radio demon himself towering over her, Hazel trying to get to them but she was blocked by Alastor's tendrils

His focus was on the new guard, ignoring the growls and cussing from her new acquaintances.

"It's funny to see you here of all places, did the princess and her lackies sent you to spy on me?"

"I'm on duty sir, and I don't see what you are concerned about where I earn extra on my paycheck."

Alastor then looked around the three guards, and his immovable grin was coupled with his condenseding eyes.

"You know of all the job openings I wouldn't expect a self-respecting sinner like yourself to be mingling with talking pets-"

"And I wouldn't expect a self-centered jackass like yourself to give a shit to sinners like me on what they do on their own damn time."

Alastor was taken aback, noticing the posse of fur and teeth drawing closer to him.

"Well you're right on that, just making sure you don't meddle with my business." And in a puff of black smoke he disappeared.

The three hellhounds rushed to Sage, who was now pissed that Alastor might get Charlie to force her to stay at the hotel, but her thoughts halted when Sydney spoke,

"H-hey, are you ok?"

Hazel joined as well "Yeah is there something you wanna tell us about that dick?"

To which Iris jumped in "Oh he thinks he can do that black smoke who-ha and can get away with it! Honestly I don't know how Rosie can stand that bastard!!"

Sage, looking at the three hellhounds, began to smile, "yeah I'm ok, he is a jackass, but I doubt that he would care enough to bother me; anyway," Sage pulled out their new phone that Velvette got for her to keep tabs on.

"Do you guys use Penstagram?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @tamberwoof YOU GOOBER

Sydney belongs to @tamberwoof

Iris belongs to @helluvadyke

Hazel belongs to @puffymucher

And small shoutout to @bigfatbimbo who owns Eva

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[luvlyycy]

Sorry spamming likes I just love your acc aesthetic sm 💔💔💔

thank yewwwww <33 i appreciate it !!!

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[doodledrawsthings]

dont worry about it au kuafu and yi

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[idliketobeatree]

i'm living the dream, in the dream, i'm buried alive two bed grave, one bath, car in the drive mirrored covered windows block the light feeding back reflection distorts life cut connection — jesca hoop

[frownyalfred]

Jason finally giving into affection re: Bruce but he does it Mandalorian style. which is to say he headbutts Bruce so hard he breaks his nose and then presses their foreheads together while Bruce bleeds everywhere. somehow this is cathartic for them both.

[crunch-barr]

you’ve got a thing for controversial teams, I think, but I like this one much better than the last one!

[rillils]

it's lowkey crazy how stucky will have me entertaining about a dozen contradictory headcanons all at once, like

they explored each other's bodies in their old shoebox apartment in brooklyn, two young things learning how to love in each other's arms. they never even kissed before wakanda. they were lovers during the war, stealing secret caresses and breathless i love you's in the darkness whenever they could. they first confessed their feelings post-catws, each thinking their love was unrequited - and surprised to learn that they were, in fact, loved back. they finally tied the knot in wakanda, after bucky got out of cryo, and lived happily ever after in the most unexpected of places: a farm - their farm. cacw never happened at all; one day, bucky showed up on steve's doorstep, with a few fragile memories and only one certainty he was holding onto (steve was everything to him), and now they're living in brooklyn, close to their old neighborhood, building a life together in the most unexpected of places: the future.

and they're all rotating in the blorbo microwave, all together, all the time

[yuutaguro]

my boyfriend his boyfriend and me

[minipisi-is-dumb]

"do you mind?" comic that I thought was gonna be easy to make bc "oh it's just 3 pages" WRONG. IT TOOK TOO LONG. im never drawing hands again

[purple-raspberries]

Genderfluid Julie, again! Named Jules because the name is right there!

I like to think he changes his voice a bit with the help of Sally, who calls him Julian or Julius (so Greek sounding).

Eddie and Frank are already friends with him, so they love him already, which makes the thought of friend crushes (also called “squishes”) very possible. Like when you have a close friend and you’re hanging out as usual, but you’re suddenly confused if you like them more than just a friend or if you just really like them as a person (platonic).

[fishsticksloser]

You're amazing! I hope everything goes well for you.

You deserve all the love ever.

Happy New Year, phykoha!

I should probably be asleep, but who cares?

I hope this year is amazing for you!!.💜💜

^me, just having mauled 2020-2023 to death

lets hope this one is better!!!!!!!!

[bluegiragi]

rooftop talks <3

early access + NSFW on patreon

[foxtrotsicrra]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing ( aggressively codependent yet emotionally unavailable )