#king of one-liners in his interviews lmao

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When I go back home, I eat so good I don't think it's cheating.

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Oprah live blog that isn’t live

By popular demand (2 people), here’s my articulate and nuanced views on the interview of the decade.

Meg looking ready for business with that Diana eye liner

Were u silent 👌 or were u silenced 🤏 will become iconic

I want names, who r these people in the institution-firm-palace. Tell me!

K8 made eugbea cry and now she made meg cry - Bitch K8 is CONFIRMED.

Rly tho what made her cry?!?!

I need bonus clips on the high staff turnover. Expose the nanny for drinking the breast milk

Thinking about Omid and Misha noo noo right now

She knew eugbea?! Was she the matchmaker?! (I don’t want it to be Misha)

Meg has watched the princess diaries too many times

Meg asking Henri why she has to curtesy in private and him answering “she’s the queen”. I bet she’s glad she asked, rly informative

The image of fergie running out and teaching her is so vivid in my mind

Which “female family member” told her to stay inside. I vote Bitch K8. She was probably flashing meg her nethers too (if u kno, u kno)

What shitty person told her she couldn’t get help for her suicidal thoughts. Expose them meg!

I love O

I hate Henris whole outfit

Henri looks rly uncomfortable and red

“My family cut me off financially, at least I had Diana’s inheritance” read the room Henri

He’s not being as whiney as usual, probably respects O

If I hear “history repeating itself” one more time, istg

Which asshole said that about archies skin. Chuck?

I don’t understand this shit about baby titles and security so whatever. Bored of that.

“There’s a difference between rude and racist”. Bamilla Gominey doesn’t get it

The day I never hear abou my tommy Markle again will be a good one

I have a headache

Henri just sitting there while meg talks about how unprepared she was. U better look embarrassed

He was ashamed to tell his family about Meg needing help - other people talked better about this

So chuck stopped taking his calls. I would too. My Henri patience is thin sry.

Chuck wants letters instead lmao, snail mail king

Ok we get it u luv the queen! Ur in touch with the queen! No beef with the queen! Not disrespectful to the queen! Jesus laying it on thick.

Happy ending is good, they’re not alone like Diana looking sad

Henri making out like he wants the monarchy to end

Done for now xo