#kaz ids

[kaz-ids]

[Image ID: The Garfield "you are not immune to propaganda" meme with the word "propaganda" edited out and replaced so it reads "you are not immune to bioessentialism". End ID]

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

@ the cis women reblogging this: you do this to. this post is also about you. this post is not just about male comedians it is about gender essentialism in general

[kaz-ids]

not an ID but quick reminder:

same as subtitles, image descriptions/video transcriptions are there to be accurate. this means that if you're censoring swear words in your ID or transcript, you're making it worse for people using screenreaders to interact. if a picture on a post says "fuck you!" the ID needs to say "fuck you!". if video says "faggot" the transcript needs to say "faggot" as well. disabled people do not need things dumbed down or sterilized for them to understand. the point of image descriptions and transcripts is accessibility.

[blessedsweetgirl]

Literally husband and wife

[five-of-cr]

the crows' favorite holidays:

inej: ides of march

jesper: halloween

matthias: winter solstice

nina: waffle day (yes that's a thing)

wylan: mole day, but says pi day because not enough people know what that is

kaz: anniversary of george bush getting a shoe thrown at him

[kaz-ids]

[Image ID: Tweet from Tara Ansley (@TaraAnsley) at 10:10pm July 13th 2023. Tweet reads "SGA AND WGA FOREVER !" and the attached picture is of the Los Angeles Hollywood sign with a Spirit Halloween banner hung over it. End ID]

[vlasdygoth]

i've been thinking about a mgs star wars au so obviously this had to happen

[markscherz]

Found this little guy inside a sprinkler box at my work here on the central coast of California! My best guess via iNaturalist is that he's a Pacific chorus frog (Pseudacris regilla) of a brown variety. He had a friend outside the box who puffed up when I poked at him gently to move him lol

Yeah, looks about right. So roumd. What a good creature.

[cenpede]

While I might be a SS-Otacon fan first, Kaz is my baby girl and the DDs are my favorites to be delusional about ❤️

[kaz-ids]

[Image ID: Screenshot of a dating app chat with 3 messages. At the top, it reads "You matched with Gage on 9/8/21" in all caps. Two messages, in grey, read: "hey girl nice teeth" / "they would look better on my bedroom floor". The response, in blue, reads "my teeth????" No reply. End ID]

[boyquiet]

I’m hanging on your words, I’m living on your breath

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Relevant screenshot from The Group Chat on controlling history as a form of power

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Teacher: Name a way to be nice to others

Kanej kid: Dont stab them! 😃

Teacher: …Yes, I suppose thats correct

[kaz-ids]

[Image ID: Screenshot of a Discord conversation between two users called Roland Steele and Joy. Conversation goes:

RS: Honestly the main advantage to owning our dog is when the wife starts commenting on various holes in the yard, I can just blame it on him.

J: what do you mean you can blame it on him

are you digging these holes

what are you looking for

RS: Most of the time I don't even realise I'm doing it.

J: you're like a little boy on the beach

your hormones haven't taught you what the call for the hole is yet

RS: You think so?

J: no you dipshit i'm making a very stupid joke what you're saying to me is not normal [End ID]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

[blessedsweetgirl]

I have been obsessing over six of crows too much lately. Kaz Brekker has really gotten into my head 💀

So I kind of got into trouble. My french teacher messaged me, telling me that we had to have a talk because of my many missed classes (i have only been present in that class like once lol) . Literally my first thought was to find info of her online so I could use it to blackmail her so she could overlook my missed classes, and also to get back at her for bothering me by threathening me with a talk

[barrel-crow-n]

I think it's interesting that the only two people that comment on Kaz's haircut are priviliged grisha from the Little Palace

Like, I'm not attacking Nina here per se (I am attacking Zoya tho - she's horrible to everyone and very insensitive + Nina is friends with Kaz so gets a pass) I'm just saying that Kaz probably, no, definitely, cuts that hair himself because he doesn't trust people around him with sharp objects & he's been living in poverish conditions most of his life so haircutting isn't likely to be a high priority. Hell, he probably cuts that hair in the middle of the night whilst having a breakdown. Judging a guy like thats haircut doesn't rub me off the right way

[kaz-ids]

[Image ID: A white background, two diagrams. The first diagram is titled "how you think gender works". Underneath, three circles, one saying "men" inside, seperated from the others by a diagonal line. The other two circles read "women" and "nonbinary". Above these two, it says "non-men".

The second diagram is titled "how it actually works". The same three circles overlapping, reading "women", "nonbinary" and "men", in that order. End ID.]

I could make a 3k-word manifesto on how the word “non-man” is enbyphobic horseshit, and I don’t think it could possibly be as succinct and easy-to-understand as this image. Take notes