#just made me laugh

[officialgleamstar]

My roommate over Snapchat: As a heads up, you’re coming home to a dull house

Me: Hell yeah I love a dull house

My roommate: FULL. FULL. OH god you’ve closed Snapchat. I’m so sorry for that typo. You’re not gonna see this. No. Not dull. Opposite of dull

(I will not see this message until I am unlocking my front door)

[nightshade-anura]

Solangelo jumpscare amidst the femslash

[femmesandhoney]

one of my friends greeted me at my graduation and my mom was w me and i was like this is mi madre and my friend immediately went into praising and complimenting me it was so sweet and my mom was like she literally only ever talks nice things about you too we both really see each other with this emoji 😍

[judasisgayriot]

Julia: Loreen are you excited that you’re winning?

Loreen: idk man I’m so high right now

[cat-eg]

[jessiesjaded]

obsessed with fan update accounts that half ass it, like I just saw one on twitter and the post just said "*actors name* at some event with fans." Like yes, thats the level of detail and care I appreciate.

[dubioushonour]

If you ask me my favorite member from each Project Sekai group, it's almost all fairly simple answers all across the board. "Len's my boy! Emu is my favorite! Saki's my girl! I love Airi! Mizuki is the best!"

And then you ask me about VBS and I heave a heavy sigh and I say "listen, listen to me. I love An. I do. She's so good. Her voice is so nice. She's so great and I love the way she's handling her story arc and character development and she has so many good cards and costumes and I love her I do-

But he's orange. "

[chaoticstressed]

Just wanted to share with everyone that my parasites looked like a reindeer under the microscope

[maplesyruplover]

@pluralsword @prowl-apologist @ironwolf-gone @rotarysadist @bunnihops

Forehead kisses and warm blankets to all <3 😂

[cactuseri]

collection

[azuneekun]

did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

[fountainpenguin]

"Why are my [Sims'] songs always so sad?? Is it my fault? Am I just sad?"

- James Turner, Tiny Town Part 11

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

[hl-obsessed]

i think zays is competition for harry with all those 'emmm/ymmm'

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[six-tooth]

who doesn't love a gyroscopic man