#just like a normal boop but harder

[queengeni]

WhaT DO YOU MEAN EVIL BOOP.

😈 🫵 boob

[sweet1delusi0ns]

Haikyuu boys n cuddles ──☆*:・ﾟ

Team ! Nekoma

Characters: Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Yaku (may add more players later)

Kuroo✿

He thinks he’s such a sneaky shit, he does what tsukishima does exept he’s not trying to hide he just likes teasing

“Ughh do you have to be so needy!” “You came up to me and started cuddling ME?” Then he just rolls his eyes as if he won the argument. He will just go up to you and start smothering you!

He will startle you by randomly pulling you in and aggressively start nuzzling into your hair or neck, you pull on his hair to get him off since you literally can’t breathe most of the time. But sadly he loves when you pull his hair so it he started kissing on you which made it harder to breathe!

Kenma✿

Shy boy, he always will be! He never asks for cuddles since he gets timid unless he’s sad and needs your comfort but mostly he just plays games next to you, slowly inching closer to you until he’s on your lap or until you realize what he wants and hook your arm around him

He sits on the edge of his bed while you sit next to him, you normally crawl behind him to give him a back hug, basically caging him in but he doesn’t mind! You kiss up on his neck which makes him softly whine and shrug his shoulders; “Don’t distract me…” in reality he likes it when you distract him

He also loves when you play with his hair while cuddling, you put it up in a pony tail when it gets in his way while gaming. He thanks you later and you give him a lil kiss which he blushes too~

Lev✿

He use to only big spoon you cuz he figured he wouldn’t fit in your arms, even though he did really want to be held sometimes he just never asked since he thought it wouldn’t work but one day you suggested and he had stars in his eyes

When you first held him he was shocked, and in love. Now that’s the only way you guys cuddle! He hooks his legs around your waist and nuzzles into your neck. You hold him like a big baby!

You also draw shapes in his back which makes him shutter, he’s also ticklish so he starts to giggle~ he also smothers you with kisses while talking about how much he loves you!

Yaku✿

He is a cuddlerrrrr! He’s also a lover, so any time you guys cuddle he gives you so many kisses and compliments! He doesn’t care if he is holding you or if your holding him he will always love up on you~

Like I said he doesn’t care what position the only thing he cares about is being with you! When you guys face each other he always gives you nose kisses, and you always give him nose boops, if you don’t he will make you. Seriously he with grab your finger and boop his nose himself

He also likes playing with your fingers, he likes how soft your hand are, he also gives you hand massages too before kissing the back of your hand~

Also not proof read cuz again I’m lazy😔 anyways I’m prob gunna post another haikyuu post then write sum naruto😋

[zweiginator]

boy best friend patrick constantly trying to hit on reader but she is SPP oblivious ab it and will do things that make ppl think they’re a couple but then she’ll be like ‘oh no this is my friend!!! if ur single u should check him out’ and like she’ll let him lead her by the small of her back when they’re out and in private put her legs on his or do his makeup on his lap and STILL doesn’t think it’s weird!!!!

oh he is sooo obsessed with you and you are just adamant about being super close friends with him!! of course you aren't dating; you've known each other since you were seven years old!! he has convinced you that it's normal to hold hands and for him to adjust your necklaces and share drinks and hold onto his arm during a scary movie.

patrick has gaslit himself into believing you're dating; it's easier than talking with you about it. ignorance is bliss for him. but god, it's getting harder. he tries to be more obvious about it. patrick kisses your forehead when you say goodbye to him and he ties your shoes for you and if you're at a party and a guy walks up to you, patrick is quick to grab you a drink and pull you in by the waist.

you're getting into ubers with some friends and sitting in patrick's lap when there is limited space. you give him head massages and peck him on the lips when he falls asleep on your lap, hugging you around the waist. patrick pretends to be asleep, but he always has this teeny, almost indiscernible smile that creeps upon his lips like a secret.

and your friends talk about it behind your backs.

"do they have sex?" one of them asks, after you and he have fallen asleep together on his bed.

another shakes his head. "no. and i'm just as confused about it as you are."

you and patrick get into huge fights when you try to set him up with one of your friends; it drives him crazy. Mostly because you're so fucking naive and oblivious and innocent, and he wants you so bad it makes him ache. he wants to corrupt you, but he doesn't want you to change.

"what's the big deal? i thought you liked her?" you ask. your friend had just texted patrick; you gave her his number.

"what gave you that impression?" he pulls you by your ankles. you are sitting with your legs draped across his lap; his fingers run up and down your shins.

"she is pretty. you like pretty girls, last time i checked." you lean forward, resting your elbows on your knees.

patrick boops your nose with his thumb and smiles at you. "hmm." he says. "you're right. she's just not really my type."

maybe he will tell you next week.

[livdem1human]

My Headcanos on how Death would interact with you❤️‍🩹

///Platonic and Romantic///

!Gender neutral

•Platonic•

- First of: He would probably be a little confused why you're not Afraid of him but find it amusing at the same time.

- Would be friendly but try to keep his distance

- Sharing a drink with You and maybe have some small talk won't hurt right? HAH wrong.

- Him Being Death includes not really having someone to talk to so he would probably Talk. A. LOT. (Like have u seen him interact with puss? This puppy wants to be heard)

- He would also enjoy it when you share some of your life Stories, doesn't even matter if they're happy Stories or not.

- Does actually enjoy the time with you.

- If you ask him to meet up again, he would totally be cocky about it.

- Like "Oh you will see me again either way" and then just disappear.

- Will never admit it but totally wants to see you again aswell

- After your first encounter he Would totally just appear next to you some day and start talking to you like it's the most normal thing in the world.

•Romantic•

- You somehow managed to get this oversized Puppy attached to you? Congratulations, you now have to get used to constant jumpscares.

- Fr tho He will just appear out of nowhere.

- Tbh i think he would at first still be a little distant emotionally

- You give him a comfort he never knew he needed

- Can and WILL protect you. Someone tries to hurt? He will absolutely terrorize them.

- Is the biggest softie for you. But look at him with doe eyes and he will melt right then and there.

- definition of "They fell first, he fell harder"

- He LOVES giving you pet names.

- Some he would use on a Daily basis are: Sunshine, Love/ my love, Darling, Dear or Flower

- And then he has specific pet names he uses to tease you: Bunny, Lamb, Dove

- You want him to shut up for once? Boop the snoot.

- Would absolutely nuzzle his cold nose into your neck out of nowhere.

- is pretty cold for someone with fur in general

- You notice hes Tense? Pls Scratch his ears, or rub his sides/Back.

- Is so touch starved, he will lean into any and every physical contact with you.

- he's also extremely cuddly.

-(edit) Love bites >>> fr tho, he would lightly bite into your cheek or shoulder to get your attention

- King of respecting boundaries.

- Will make you wear his Poncho. He loves seeing you in it.

- "It looks better on you anyways my love"

- You feel insecure about something? Oh boy.. the moment he finds out he will snatch you, sit you down on his lap and give you a shit tone of reassurance.

- Honestly i think you don't have to be worried about arguments/ fights with him. This man has been around since the begging of time, he's seen basically everything so making him mad enough for him to actually argue with you would be hard.

- has a constant inner conflict with himself about the whole situation tbh. He knows he shouldn't like you in such ways or even have a relationship with you. But he just can't help himself.

- it's such a chliché, but you're the light in his life (or not life? idk) He won't let anything happen to you.

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Holly shit this turned out longer than expected. I would say it turned out pretty good tho

If you notice any typos or Grammer mistakes pls let me know! English is not my first language ^^°

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Little extra note: I've always loved this song but lately i have to think of him when i listen to it❤️‍🩹

[snapscube]

hey big fan of your channel and art!! was wondering if for the midnight snap series what kind of sound design you were doing it rlly sounds nice!! (also smth that could be nice with it is maybe a little bit of like tape saturation or something might be able to make the audio sound "warmer" if youre like not already doing something like that already, but you probably know better than me!!) feel free to ignore that, but wanted to say in general its so well done and sounds so good!!! its really cozy and nice!!

hey thank you!!! yeah i'd.... genuinely LOVE to talk about my thinking and approach behind the sound design, i'm actually so happy you asked me this LOL this is the kind of shit i live for.

you might assume that it's just me recording the game audio and talking quietly with my normal stream settings, and that is kinda how it STARTS, but there's actually a bit more i've been doing behind the scenes :) nothing too crazy just yet but a little goes a long way when it comes to sound! i'm hoping to really nail down the soundscape and increase the quality over time and specifically up the soothing vibes by a lot. as well as get a little better about mic etiquette and my style of speech. BUT in terms of what i'm doing in post:

the first piece of the puzzle and definitely one of the most important sauces in the whole mix is the Hard Limiter. it does what you might imagine it does, basically just places a hard barrier and says "any sounds that exceed this volume.... no you don't", sort of like a much more intense compressor. currently i have a Hard Limiter on both my commentary AND the game audio, commentary i have set to peak at around -15 to -12 db, whereas game audio is more around the -23 to -20 range. in my more polished audio from later in the AC episode it's enough difference that one doesn't drown the other out in most cases, but not a wide enough gulf that people are struggling to pay attention to one in particular or have to frequently change volume (preferably they don't have to change it at all!). i took this screenshot of the episode's complete waveform when rendering out the audio-only version of AC part 1 and it was super satisfying cause like.... yeah. this is exactly the kind of waveform read i was going for. just super even and smooth across the board, save for a couple anomalies i'll buff out over time.

the next thing i do to both my own commentary and the game audio is actually just cutting down on harsher, higher frequencies with an EQ and just upping the bassier, warmer tones. i started with something super small in the first couple of episodes, i'm probably gonna go a bit harder on it for future stuff though. i wanna find a balance that doesn't make the game sound unrecognizable or anything but is noticeably easier on the ears and sounds more like a nice rolling wave rather than beep boop pac-man time.

past this i have a couple more things added to the commentary track:

to intensify the previous effect mentioned and cut down on harsh frequencies in my speech, i actually have a dedicated de-esser on my voice as well as my usual warmer EQ. i have the de-esser going pretty hard too, you might hear the difference from my usual stream commentary if you were to listen closely. really just taking those harsh t's and s's in my speech and making them sound more like a nice "shhhh", this one is super important i think

last thing i have to speak on otherwise is actually a plugin i found and bought specifically for this show and ends up being subtle but i think SUUUPER helpful in the long run, and that's this plugin called "spiff". spiff is a plugin by oeksound and i guess it's referred to as like, a transient editor? i'm actually not sure how it works at all on the nitty gritty level BUT the important thing is that they have a very important preset in the software, and that is a preset specifically designed to lessen and/or remove like... mouth sounds. yknow like lip smacks and the like. just kinda the gross smacks and clicks you don't hear as much in normal speech but can come through really intensely on a recording and kinda make ya uncomfortable. it obviously doesn't remove a lot of the more intense stuff, it's not a magic wand in my experience. but listening to the output of what it's removing on its own makes it REALLY clear there's a lot of little things it picks up and just kinda makes speech more soothing to listen to. not something i'm racing to apply to my normal streams, BUT for a sleep aid series where good audio is key????? 100% worth it, i like it a lot.

anyway yeah that's about it for now! a lot of it is pretty simple in and of itself but it's stuff i've been working at and experimenting with since i first started doing tests for the show and it's gonna be real nice to keep honing this stuff in. also cool suggestion with the tape saturation idea, i might look into something like that! once i nail stuff like leveling and frequency tuning for this show, i wanna look into some fancier ways of making the soundscape unique to this show compared to my normal streams so ideas like that are super helpful!

[avatarmerida]

So on twitter the other day, @rebeccaartsy mentioned she was thinking about how different things would be if Hunter was there from the beginning and it really got my mind moving.

So like my totally self indulgent headcanon or whatever,is that Hunter in season one is spending his time hunting wild witches and no one really takes him seriously so the whole time he’s trying to prove himself by trying to capture the most famous wild witch, Eda. But I like to think he doesn’t have a very strong artificial staff at this point and isn’t seen as much of a threat. He’s also either not the Golden Guard yet or just wears normal scout stuff to draw less attention. So he is always setting traps and stuff and Luz meets him and his vibe is like an annoying neighbor kid. He just gets roped into the occasional adventure because he’s there and just when he's starting to question life in the coven he gets promoted to coven head and he works even harder to be taken seriously.

Because I love how Hunter and Willow meet so much where they see the true version of each other right away in a way no one else has, I imagine their first meeting is still outside Luz and everything. Like, Hunter is messing with something plant related (maybe making a trap or liking for a rare plant to help Belos, idk) and gets tangled in some aggressive vines and Willow finds him and helps him. But the vines are from like a really complicated plant that requires extreme patience and talent and he’s like even Terra would have trouble with it and while his spitting facts Willow just untangles him effortlessly. She’s just like ��boop! You’re good :)” and at first he’s worried she’s gonna tell someone or blackmail him but she’s just “no prob yo.” But she’s also very impressed that he found the plant that he did, cause they're super elusive and he’s like uhhh thanks.

So he offers to walk her to where she’s going and they start talking and he’s info dumping things on plant magic and they’re vibing and he realizes no one has ever let him talk so much before. And she likes talking to him. Then he realizes exactly where they are and before he can make an excuse to leave, Luz comes out to greet Willow and when she sees Hunter she groans. And they dive into their sibling banter slinging shots back and forth and Willow just stands there thinking like “huh, this is the guy who’s always annoying her? He’s not that bad.”

And so it’s just like a little bit where he’s always like “ugh you guys are the worst! But not you Willow, you’re great obvi.” Like he has no idea anyone would ever think she’s weak because he still met her in her element and she just thinks he’s a dork. But the crushing doesn't really start until Understanding Willow because I love that episode and I say so:

“Gus, listen,” said Hunter, as he walked through the open door of the Owl House. “Obviously, there is much I can’t divulge but upon consideration I am willing to grant you an interview for your class. The Emperor’s Coven values education, and so I could definitely offer you information on our selection process which I’m sure your teachers will find impressive and- why is Willow upside down?”

“Oh, Amity set Willow’s mind on fire and now she’s losing all her memories,” said Luz with a nervous chuckle. “But uh, what’s up with you?”

“What?” He said running over to her side and helping her sit correctly on the couch. “Is she okay?”

“Don’t worry blondie, we’re gonna get these knuckleheads in there to set things right,” said Eda. “Or at least less wrong.”

“You’re gonna entrust Willow’s mind in the hands of… them?” Said Hunter in disdain as he glared at Luz and Amity who honestly couldn’t argue with him. “They were the ones who put her in this situation in the first place! Not to mention, this location isn’t zoned for a spell of that caliber and as a member of the Emperor’s Coven I could-.”

“Listen, do you want it done soon or do you want it done legally?” Asked Eda. “Cause by the time we get the permits to do it your way Goldie, there won’t be any of Willow’s memories left to save.”

“Very well then,” said Hunter, pretending as though it was a hard decision. “I’ll allow it. Just… be careful with her.”

“Alright then,” said Eda. “Lemme whip up something to put her to sleep. She’s not gonna wanna be awake for this.”

“Oh look, the prince is here,” giggled Willow, leaning on Hunter’s shoulder for support as she noticed his presence for the first time. “Helloooo, your highness.”

“Uh, hi,” he said, not expecting her to be this close to him. “A-re you oka-.”

“Shhh,” she said, putting her finger to his lips, whispering as though it was the most serious thing on earth. “There’s something I need to tell you.”

“What?” he said despite his lips being smushed, hanging on to her words with concern.

She took a deep breath. “You have beautiful eyes.” She whispered with intensity.

His face turned bright crimson as he tried to laugh, assuming it must be a joke of some sort. But Willow’s voice didn’t carry the disdain most jokes at Hunter’s expense carried. She wasn’t in her right mind, but maybe that didn’t mean she wasn’t serious.

“Oh uh… thank you?” He said, clearing his throat. “So uh so do you?”

“Hmmm,” she giggled then hiccuped, squinting at him and then leaning in closer as though she couldn’t quite see something. “Do they make you wear that mask because you're so handsome all the time?”

“What?”

“Woo, you could cut something with that jaw ouch,” she said, her voice low and playful before erupting into another sea of giggles.

“I uh, I don’t think that’s-.”

“Nap time!” Said Eda, and Willow instantly fell asleep, leaning forward onto Hunter’s shoulder. He was unprepared to say the least, but tentatively put an arm around her to keep her steady, his eyes wide as his movements were careful.

“Alright coven boy, you keep Princess Planter comfy while I tell these two how to keep things from getting worse,” instructed Eda, pointing to Luz and Amity.

“Yeah sure okay,” replied Hunter, barely listening. Eda was telling Luz and Amity something but all Hunter could hear was the gentle sound of Willow snoring, her breathing slow and deep and peaceful. He has never been so close to her, he could see every delicate freckle that decorated her face. Her glasses were askew so he carefully removed them, because it just seemed like the thing to do. Her mind was on fire, the least he could do was make her more comfortable.

—

He watched as her eyes shifted behind her eyelids as she… dreamed? Would she think this was all a dream? She would mumble things occasionally, hopefully that meant something good? She just looked so-

“Hey Hunter, you want in on this?” Asked Gus.

“Huh?” He looked up quickly as though he was being accused of something. He hadn’t been listening. Hadn’t he been tasked with monitoring her? Is that what Eda said or had he just done it naturally? “Sorry, what?”

“King and Eda are competing to be the subject of my interview,” repeated Gus. “You want in?”

Hunter had forgotten all about being the subject of Gus’ report as he became engrossed in watching Willow sleep. Was that creepy? He didn’t mean it to be. He just felt… protective. He felt responsible. He could never fall asleep like this with anyone unless he trusted them completely. He had never fallen asleep around anyone. And he knew Willow did not have a choice in the matter but he wanted to be worthy of her trust anyway.

“Uh, no thanks maybe next time,” he said, uncharacteristically soft. “Someone should keep an eye on Willow.”

“Eh, she’s not going anywhere goldie,” said Eda as a twinkle entered her eye. “Buuuut when she does wake up, she’s probably gonna be hungry. Having the essence of your inner being threatened really takes alot out of you.”

“Oh yeah, sure,” said Hunter, looking at her in wonder. She seemed to be doing fine, but no doubt there would be brutal side effects. “Should I-.”

“Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!” chanted King.

“Oh yeah, uh I guess I could… do that,” he said softly. He wasn’t sure why he was being quiet, no one else was. But his usual tone didn’t seem fitting now. Normally, he would not take orders (or even suggestions) from civilians but if it was for Willow then it didn’t feel like succumbing to rank. It felt like helping. It felt purposeful. He carefully removed himself from Willow’s presence, mourning the loss of warmth for only a moment, and placed her comfortably on the couch. As he made his way to the kitchen, his eyes were glued to her until it was impossible to continue. Eda,King, and Gus were too occupied in their debate to notice.

---

Willow was going to be fine, she had to be. Everyone would be acting more worried if she wasn’t, right? She had always been strong and capable, he knew her mind couldn’t be much different. He turned his focus from concern into purpose. He wouldn’t admit it to the others, but he was thankful for the distraction. He felt foolish just sitting there not being able to do anything for her. He had never actually made something before, but how hard could it be? He had studied under the head of the Potions coven, how different was baking from that?

As he looked through Eda’s cupboards, Willow’s words echoed in his ears. Well, not all of them. There was one in particular, occupied by the way the ends of her mouth turned up as she said it that made his stomach flip.

Handsome.

No one had ever called him that before, not even ironically. Did she really think that? Why did he care so much if she did? Why, suddenly, did he want so much for her to?

Was it really suddenly though?

Ugh! Why hadn’t he said something cooler? He wasn’t sure she’d even remember saying it, but if she did he didn’t want his surprised reaction to prevent her from possibly repeating herself! He had never had issue thinking of clever retorts (though, to be fair he did do a fair deal of practicing in his bedroom mirror each night) and they often fell into a comfortable conversation. But sometimes she would say something a certain way or look at him too long and it would throw him off. Not in a bad way, no nothing at all like that, just… unexpected. She laughed at the jokes people would roll their eyes at or ask him to continue where normally he was cut off and all the little things just kept adding and piling up until Hunter didn’t know how he was supposed to carry them. She was so many little things, like the way she tilted her head when she asked him a silly question or how her glasses would slide off her edge of her knows when she got excited or the way she would stand close to him and sometimes their hands would brush like she didn’t care if they-

Focus! He thought, taking ingredients from the cabinets. There wasn’t much and what there was seemed to have no organizational system but he could resolve that after he figured out what to whip up. Something simple, something to show Willow he wanted to help. He didn’t know her well enough to enter her mind with Luz and Amity, but secretly he hoped he was getting there.

---

He managed to make something that resembled cookies, the smell filled the kitchen and it surprisingly wasn't an awful smell?. He remembered Willow mentioned once she was eager to get home as her father had made some and they were waiting for her. Truthfully, Hunter had never tasted a cookie but he had seen them when he walked by the bakery in town and knew the basics of their structure. Surely if he had taken a wrong turn the smell would reflect that, right? He imagined the look on Willow’s face when she saw his creation, and maybe even liked it. The flipped feeling returned to his stomach and spread through his whole chest like a wild fire when the potential look of delight on her face graced his mind.

In his efforts, he had made quite the mess. But he couldn’t help but feel pride as he quickly plated his creation, eager to return to Willow’s side. He didn’t think too much into this, he was always excited to see Willow. He tried not to think too much into that, chalking it up to the fact that she was interesting and a good listener and funny and smart and pretty and-

The point was she didn’t find him totally annoying, so why shouldn’t he enjoy her company?

And if she happened to think he was a little handsome then, well, that wasn’t the worst thing.

As he set the cookies to cool, he heard a sudden commotion from the next room. He quickly ran to see the cause, hoping it was a good sign. There was a bright flash and then he heard Luz and Amity. He stood back a moment, trying to deduce their tone before he heard Willow speak. Her voice was horse and soft, but he could tell she was back to normal. Good, he thought, feeling as though he could finally breathe again. She’s okay, she’s okay.

He went to greet her but before he could leave the kitchen, he was stopped by Luz. Before he could offer a snarky question as to what exactly she thought she was doing, she looked at him with wide, concerned eyes.

“What’s wrong?” he asked, furrowing his brow. He tried to looked past her to see what was going on. “Is she okay? Did something happen to-?”

“Willow’s fine.” she assured him, putting her arm up to stop him. “There was just some… complications.”

“What complications? Was she hurt? Does she need-?”

“No no, nothing like that but um there were some memories… we couldn’t save,” said Luz carefully.

“Like what? Did she forget something for a test she has? Because I can always-.”

“No, no uh there were more… recent memories,” Luz tried to figure out the nicest way to say this. ”Hunter, I’m sorry but we were still figuring out how things worked and it all happened so fast but… Willow doesn’t remember you.”

“What?” He felt something shatter.

“I’m so sorry, but hey, it’s an easy fix! Right? We can just introduce you now!”

“Yeah, uh I guess…” he said, looking at his current state. He had thrown on an old apron and was covered in flour, his hair a mess. This night was already so chaotic, it hardly seemed like a time Willow would want to meet someone new.

And then it dawned on Hunter: he had a second chance at a first impression.

Their first meeting had been… interesting. If you count hanging upside down by your ankle until a girl who took a wrong turn stumbles upon you helps untangle you interesting. Hunter did. But he had been so grumpy and flustered, and he wouldn’t have been had he only known who exactly had come to his rescue. She didn’t seem to care or be bothered by it, but he had come to value her opinion and he’d like to start again on the best foot possible. He had a chance for her to see him exactly as he wanted to be seen from the beginning and it felt like a chance he needed to seize.

His mind made up, he looked around for a way out before the human could return with Willow. Quickly, he climbed out the window and landed in a bush, He ducked beneath the window and pressed his back againythe wall as he heard Willow and Luz enter the kitchen,

“Huh, where did he go?” he heard Luz wonder.

“Who was this again?” Willow asked, her voice still raspy as though she was utterly exhausted.

“Uh, it’s kinda hard to explain,” Luz admitted. “But, he’ll be around again. I know he really wants to meet you!”

“Okay,” said Willow, uncertain. “If you say so.”

He couldn't help but think about the chill that went up his spine when she looked into his eyes. He didn’t understand exactly what it was but he knew it wasn’t nothing. He wanted Willow to know a better version of him. He cared what she thought. When she met him this time, he wanted it to be a meeting worth remembering.

—-

And so for the rest of the series up until ASIAS he’s trying to work up the nerve to meet Willow again as Hunter. Just when he’s ready, he gets promoted to coven bead and that’s when I’m also promoting him to Golden Guard or maybe like Golden Guard full time. So now he has more on his plate and he gets a more advanced staff and now he’s a real threat. But of course because he’s a loser and can’t stay away from her so they do interact when he’s the Golden Guard and he has that masked confidence. He’s still getting to know her so he’ll like run into her in the market or something and flirt but didn’t realize it’s flirting and he’s planning the perfect way to “re-meet.” The whole time Willow is like bugging because there’s something so familiar about him but she doesn’t know what and the others don’t tell her because they’re like still figuring out his deal. So when he does come to Hexside during ASIAS it’s much more thought through and intentional and feelings have already been caught.

Anyway sorry for a long pointless post but that’s just been on my mind k thanks bye.

[exsqueeze-me]

Hi love!!! 👋☺️💕 I'm a big fan!! If you've got the time and desire, could you do one about a human s/o reader calming down one of the Saiyans who went oozaru, then the hooman snuggling with the beeg monke, cuddling into their fur? ❤️❤️❤️

(I love the Oozaru asks and although I think I did something similar some time ago, these are too much fun!)

Goku: Very hard to get him calm. He hasn't had proper training in order to have any functional thoughts in Great Ape form. Once he is calm though, he's just kinda, no thoughts head empty. Like, he'll hold you close to his big ol snoot, let you lay on his head or shoulder, but he just kinda vibes once he's calm. Like, oh, no fighting, and a little human laying on my head, this is nice.

Vegeta: If he's in Great Ape form, it's likely a fight just happened, but he has a lot of control in this form and he (surprisingly very happily) let's you chill on his shoulder til his transformation is over. Deadass might be like "human, there's an itch on my shoulder just to the left of you, scratch it." or some shit. Will get salty if you braid his fur if you wind up on his head but won't make you take it down til he's normal size again.

Raditz: Mmmmm big monke like snuggle. He has more control in this form than Goku, but still running on instinct more than anything. Best way to get him calm after transforming is with some snacks. After that he's likely to just lay back and nap with his little human.

Bardock: Again, he has a lot of control in this form and it's likely a fight just ensued. He's rather alert until his transformation is over but he's happy to have you chill on his shoulder while he paces the area for straggling enemies. He will remind you to hold on though cause while he can catch you if you fall, he will still panik cause your very small and fragile.

Gine: Very rare for her to allow herself out on a full moon, so hard to see her in Great Ape form. She doesn't have great control, but still rather peaceful even as an Oozaru. Will probably poke and prode at you in an attempt to give the little human pets. Will probably hold you close to her face to inspect you, so it gives a great opportunity to boop the big monkes snoot.

Broly: Very little control and even harder to calm than Goku. It's honestly better to avoid him until his transformation is over, but if you happen to calm him down or convince him your not a threat, he's just kinda curious. He can't quite remember who you are in this form but he finds familiarity in your scent. Will absolutely purr very loudly if you give him head scritches.

Turles: Has a lot of control in this form but also doesn't give a fuck so is still highly violent anyway. Honestly if you're in his good books you might be able to ratatouille him while he's destroying everything on whatever planet your on. Tug his fur this way and he'll fire a ki blast and destroy this little village. Tug his fur that way and he'll crush the guy that thinks he can run away.

[strawbubbysugar]

Hiii hope it's not too weird but I was thinking about animatronics equivalents to human courtship, pda and other stuff?

Not too weird at all!

Here are the equivalents, though it isn’t 1:1

Courtship: mostly the same, except animatronics need to wait a year before they’re able to legally be involved in any sort of marriage or legal binding. This allows robots who haven’t gotten the hang of existing yet some time to adjust, even if they think they’re completely fine. It also prevents older animatronics from taking advantage of newer ones who haven’t had enough time to understand the way the world works yet. (Only a year is really needed, animatronics progress much faster than humans)

Kissing: most animatronics (99% of them) aren’t built with kissing in mind, so the equivalent is booping whatever constitutes a “mouth” against your partner’s “mouth”. If the mouths are inaccessable, booping noses is the next best thing. It’s something most animatronics enjoy, much like humans do!

Hand holding: same :3 though some animatronics prefer to just hold pinkies since it’s easier than trying to fit bigger hands to smaller ones, or two clunky hands together

Hugging: a bit harder with some of the older models with how clunky they are, so when two models are incompatible for a hug, touching your foreheads together is an equivalent. That’s more for close friends though, for acquaintances, bowing is the proper route to go. Not too far though, just a little tilt. Some older models aren’t very well balanced and could topple over trying to match the newer ones

Intimacy:

- sharing a charging cable to the same port & fully shutting off is something intimate, though not quite sex. More accurate equivalent is like .. showering together? Not inherently sexual, but deeply vulnerable to charge with the same port. It’s leaving yourself open to being tampered with while turned off, so you’ve REALLY got to trust the person/people you’re doing it with

- connecting to one another via cable, sharing memories and feelings and thoughts is the closest they really have to sex. It’s like saying “here is all of me, from the way I feel to the way I act and see the world. I want to share every piece of me with you.” It’s incredibly vulnerable because to do this, both parties need access to each other’s systems. This leaves them open for viruses, or deletion of files and memories.

- a more taboo version of the above is the equivalent to like. One night stands, called networking, and it’s sharing things wirelessly with another party. Usually involves putting your heads together close enough to work, and sharing the most intense feeling you can remember. (Most often a pleasurable feeling, though the way animatronics achieve a feeling of pleasure is different between all of them. Most involve short electric shocks by unplugging yourself before disconnecting (smaller feeling) or setting up your charging unit to provide far more electricity than needed to charge (bigger feeling). These are considered more taboo because sending things wirelessly leaves you incredibly open to others intercepting it and receiving the information you were sending. (Imagine walking past a room and suddenly receiving the feeling that you just finished running a marathon, then it suddenly goes away, and you hear giggles from the room. Bit awkward, definitely a bit violating.)

Bonus info!

Overclocking is what it’s called when you force your systems to work double speed for a few seconds before slowing them back down further than normal abruptly, it gives you a dizzying feeling and lightheadedness. Extremely comparable to getting high, though an animatronic is able to pull themself out of the sensation much faster than a human can sober up. Only exception to this is robots who do it far too often, their systems end up getting stuck in a loop of either being too fast or two slow.

[minhosimthings]

Vanilla Meat

Synopsis: In which your husband makes your weird pregnancy cravings.

Pairings: Husband!Minho × pregnant reader (fem duh)

Warnings: FLUFFY SHIT YEAH. Mention of throwing up, mention of food

A/N: One more drabble because I have writer's block rn. Absolutely cannot write another chapter. College is getting more work filled, so I'll try to update more often if I can! Oh btw, I took inspo from my cousin! She had really weird cravings when she was preggers and she told me some stories so this is based off of that!

Your mouth tasted so weird today. And you had no idea why. Oh wait you did have an idea. And that was the baby growing in your currently ravenous stomach. Being pregnant was harder than you thought (and your mom had told you) and now, at five and half months, your mouth started craving weird things. Thankfully you had a husband and said husband was a simp for you so he would basically make you anything you asked for, but not before giving you the biggest side eye ever.

"Kitten you ok?" Minho was leaning against your side as you bent over the toilet seat. Morning sickness had gotten worse since your fourth month even though your doctor assured you that morning sickness usually subsides by the fourth month. But then again, as I said, dear audience, you were a weird person. "Yeah I think I'm fine. I, uh, alright don't get mad but I didn't take my meds today." Minho sighed deeply at your words as he helped you get back on your feet. He knew you hated taking meds, pills especially since you didn't like the way they got stuck in your throat and you had to force it down although you enjoyed doing that with other things. Minho helped you get comfortably into bed and tucked the corners of your baby blue blanket in just like the way you like it. You smiled sweetly at him, silently appreciating your husband for doing so much for you. "Kitten please you've got to take those meds. I know you don't like them but I don't like avocado and you forced me to try them so now you're gonna have to pay me back." You pouted and furrowed your brows at his words. You tried to put on the best puppy eyes you could but you knew they wouldn't work on the sexy man standing in front off you, in a black turtleneck sweater with rolled up sleeves which made you kinda horny. Minho sighed again and cupped your face gently and said, in a tone unlike his normal one, "How about I make you something and then you take the meds?" Your eyes lit up at that as you did a tiny bounce and looked at Minho, like a child looking at the ice cream man. "Only if you take the meds though." Minho added sternly gently moving his hands to your aching legs. You thought for a moment before extending your hand out and shaking Minho's after which he placed a gentle kiss on your hand. "I'll make some japchae and order your favourite songpyeon ok?" "Actually baby?" Your voice stopped Minho as he made to get up. "Can you make me something weird?" Minho's face contorted into one of humour as he knelt down to your level and said, "Well of course your Highness. What delight would you like today?" You let out a tiny giggle and booped his nose. "I want meat." Minho was kind of taken back as he placed his hands softly on your belly and asked "That's it? Our baby is craving for dada's famous meat?" You tried to hide your mischievous smile and instead said in a playfully commanding voice, "Yes. Our baby is craving the best grilled meat in the kingdom. Oh and I would prefer if it was last night's meat please." Minho got up and kissed your forehead gently, but not before doing a tiny curtsey "Your wish is my command, Your Highness. Anything to go with the meat? Pudding perhaps?" "Can you also get me some of that vanilla ice cream Jisung left here last night?" Minho smiled and gently squeezed your hand before disappearing through the bedroom door.

He came back a few minutes (read : hours, since you were an inpatient and hungry pregnant woman) with a blue porcelain plate and your favourite pink bowl, which you expected was filled with ice cream. You pulled out your tiny bed table and settled it on the bedsheets as Minho put the delicious meat down along with the ice cream and to your disappointment, your packet of pills. You decided, however not to pull a face, and instead thanked your husband for bringing food to you. "Your welcome Jagiya. But you need to take the pills alright? Otherwise you can't see Doongie for a whole week." You let out a dramatic gasp at his words at his words and gave him a flying kiss, which he gratefully took. You took some of the slightly charred meat and picked up your ice cream spoon as Minho watched with curiosity, his cat like eyes wide open to form those cute star filled ones no one could resist. You then, to the horror of your husband, scooped some of the ice cream, put it on your piece of meat and then proceeded to put the entire thing in your mouth as Minho watched on very disgusted. He let out a very heavy sigh and said "Kitten, I know you're pregnant and I know all of your weird all cravings. And they've been normal usually like fish with mayo but kitten really? Vanilla ice cream with meat?" You looked Minho's cute frame and jut out your bottom lip to form a pout. "Just try It once Min. You'll like this I promise." Minho sighed again and said, "If I try it, because you've peaked my interest now, what will I get in return?" You thought for a moment and said "You can name our baby." Minho's eyes, now lit up with determination and excitement as he teased you, "Really kitten? Are you stooping that low for me to try your cravings?" You merely shrugged your shoulders and prepared another bite of the vanilla Meat for Minho as he took a deep breath and leaned forward, as if he was ready for combat. You gently pushed the meat into Minho's mouth and waited for his reaction, which, quite possibly, was the most adorable thing you have ever seen in your life. His closed eyes slowly opened and widened to form two big globes and mouth stayed closed. You couldn't decipher the expression on his face, but you knew it was the same expression he did whenever he ate pudding. "It's that good huh?" You questioned him. He was quick to shake his head. "That was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life, well except for Jisungie's cooking. Im gonna go wash up, while you eat the rest of your definetly not edible food." You threw him a sarcastic smile as he got up and went downstairs. You happily ate the rest of your food, with the nice thought in your head that Minho was definitely going to make this for you again. You didn't have the heart to tell him the next morning, that you heard him call Jisung in the dead of the night with the words, "Dude you gotta try meat with vanilla ice cream."

Epilogue

"Hon how are you eating that?" Minho was laying on his pillow, watching you eat Oreos with pieces of raw fish. You shrugged your shoulders and continued eating. "I mean it's what your twins are craving." "Alright then." You slightly smirked and turned your head towards Minho as he turned his head with the speed of lighting to face you. "WE'RE HAVING TWINS?"

[jacksdinonuggets]

Hi! I'm a HUGE fan of your gender bent trans Vaggie AU on your main blog and was wondering if you've ever considered doing a regressor Vicky AU/one-off story?

Idea I have: Charlie changes Vicky for the first time and he's very anxious because he's never been changed before and is nervous about Charlie needing to see his "down there" while changing him since he's not biologically male, so Charlie reassures him that he doesn't care about what he sees "down there" and he's still his baby boy no matter what?

Challenging Changes

Summary: the idea you gave me, thank you!

Notes: I might have to start writing some little gender bent trans vaggie oneshots

“Alright, you ready to have your first regression?” Charlie said, excitedly. Vickie had expressed a couple days ago that he would like to try age regression to help with some of his dysphoric and mentally taxing days. Charlie was very ecstatic to help out. He loved to show Vickie how much he loved him and this could be an opportunity to. So he had gone out and got a bunch of Littlespace stuff for him that he wanted. Vickie was too nervous to go out and get them with Charlie, so as a solution, they facetimed so he could still pick out the stuff he wanted without actually being there in person. 

“Mhm, I’m just a little nervous,” Vickie responded. Trying new things could be very difficult for him.

“It's okay, I'm not gonna force you to regress.” Charlie told him, “All we need to do now is get you changed. I’ve already got your toys and friendly baby stuff for you out,” 

Vickie squeezed Charlie’s hand a little harder. He had taken an online test a couple days before to figure out his age range. He didn’t expect to get one of the lowest age ranges, 0-2 years old. His test results also came with tons of advice for a caregiver taking care of him. One of the words of advice was to get him some diapers/nappies. It was embarrassing but Charlie said it was better to have and not need than need it and not have it. So they bought some. But at least he got to pick out the print. He really liked the teddy bear print.

“You okay, sweetie?” Charlie asked.

“Y-yeah, I just… I don’t want you to think of me as more of a girl since I don’t have the right parts down there…” Victor said. He wasn’t normally self-conscious about his down-there but it would be his boyfriend’s first time seeing it and he was worried that he wouldn’t be comfortable changing someone who wasn’t a real boy.

“Oh, honey… I don’t care about what you have in your pants. You’re still my baby boy, no matter what. And you’re a very cute baby boy too~” He teased him, ruffling his hair. It made Vickie smile. 

“But are you sure you’re comfortable with it?” He asked.

“I’m fine with it, Vic. I’m just changing a little baby~”

Vickie smiled, feeling a little more confident.

“O-okay, I think I’m ready then,” He told him.

“Alright, sweetheart, let me grab the changing pad and powder,” Charlie stood up and rolled the changing pad onto the bed and patted it, gesturing for Vickie to lay down. The fallen angel laid down and was soon handed a stuffed bear and pacifier slipped into his mouth. He started sucking on it, the plastic shield in his peripheral making him feel really small. Just like a baby. This must’ve been what regression felt like. 

Before he even knew it, he was in a white fluffy nappy with a few teddy bears and alphabet blocks as the print on the landing area. He giggled, feeling quite comforted by it. Charlie lifted him up and held him.

“Is someone feeling little now~” He said, booping his nose. Vickie nodded, holding his lavender plush bear close to his chest.

“That’s great! Now, what would you like to do first?”

[prrism]

First Winter

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part ?

We’re jumping a little ways ahead in the timeline for this one but I wanted to make a sorta winter special. Hope you guys enjoy 😊

Summary: Winter, a time of year when everything gets a lot colder. You were perfectly used to this, Techno on the other hand…

Characters: Techno x Reader

Relationship: platonic/parental

Pronouns: unspecified/kept neutral

“Hey.” You roll away from the child nudging you, this encourages him to nudge harder. “Wake up.” You let out a small groan, why was he bothering you now? “(Y/n)?… (Yy/nn)?… Sensei! Wake up, wake up, wake up!” You slowly crack your eyes open to find it’s still very dark in your room, your pink haired child staring at you intently through the darkness.

“Techno, it’s not even sunrise yet…” Your voice drawls out a little.

“I know, but… something weird is happening, outside.” He says pointing to the window.

“Weird?” You stare at him confused. “What do you mean weird?” Your only response is a shrug as he tries tugging you out of bed. “Alright, alright. I’m coming to have a look.” You push yourself out of bed, instantly feeling a chill run down your spine. Normally you’d be more awake and alert but again, it wasn’t even sunrise yet and Techno didn’t sound too panicked when he woke you so you weren’t on the defence either.

“Come on! See.” He rushes up to the window, pointing to whatever it was he wanted you to see. You rub some of the sleep from your eyes as you stare out the window at the gentle snowfall through the glass, a soft chuckle leaves you. “You’re laughing. I show you something weird, and you’re laughing.” Techno huffs, making you chuckle a bit more.

“Sorry, it’s just… there isn’t actually anything weird about this.” He tilts his head at you confused, you take a breath, trying to figure out how to explain this to him. “Remember when some of the trees leaves started changing colours and falling off.”

“Obviously, it wasn’t that long ago. You said this is a biome that can change… seasons?”

“That’s correct, glad you remembered. But also, it’s way too early for your snark mister.” You give him a small boop on the nose making him scrunch up his face while he playfully tries to swat your hand away. “Anyways, what’s happening now is another change in the season.”

“Can we go see?” He asks, looking to you curiously. You take a second to think about it, watching the snow slowly turn the terrain outside white.

“Are you sure? It’s still pretty early, even for us.” You figured you’d give him the choice, and internally groan when he gives an eager nod. You go to grab your cloak, pausing when the sound of the front door opening is heard. Did Techno seriously just run outside without warmer attire? You don’t concern yourself too much, after all the first snow isn’t usually the coldest so it should be fine… then again, Techno’s never experienced snow before and was more accustomed to heat. You hurriedly grab everything you need and make your way out the door, it doesn’t take long for you to spot Techno in the snow, although since he shifted to his piglin form it was pretty easy to spot the pink ball of fur. To your pleasant surprise he seemed to be handling the cold just fine, again probably because of all the fur.

“Sensei! What took you so long? Am I finally getting faster then you.” He playfully teases.

“In your dreams, kid.” You retaliate with a lazy smirk. “Unlike you I can’t just shift forms and make my own winter coat.” He looks at you confused a second before looking at himself, a small look of surprise on his face.

“Oh. I didn’t mean to.” He shifts back and instantly starts to shiver. “Wh-why is is it sssooo co-old?” He asks through chattering teeth.

“That’s winter for ya. Just be lucky we don’t live in the tundra, it’s like this all the time throughout the year.” You shrug, he looks at you like you were crazy.

“Th-that soundsss awf-ful, who’d want t-t-to live the-ere?” He was shaking like a leaf, and the fact he wasn’t changing to a piglin for some form of warmth was starting to concern you.

“Well… you’d be surprised. Now I think we should head inside, you’re going to get sick if you stay like this.” You try to usher him back to the house but of course now of all times is when he wants to play stubborn.

“No, I-I’m f-fine. I c-ca-can do th-this.” You sigh, wonder just what was going on in his head that prompted him to want to stay outside when he was clearly freezing. Did he think this was supposed to be a form of training? You look at the cloak you had made for him for when the winter months finally arrived, walking up to him and throwing it around his shoulders. “He-eh!”

“Hold still.” You interrupt before he can say anything else, clasping the cloak properly so it won’t slide off. Already he was shivering less. “There we go. Now I get that you want to adjust yourself to the ever changing weather, but that doesn’t mean you need to freeze yourself into an ice cube to do so.” He shifts his gaze away from you, hiding a bit in the fluffy collar, you couldn’t tell if the red on his cheeks was from the cold or embarrassment. “There’s no need for that look. I mean, look at me, I need to wear a cloak to keep warm too. Not to mention they’re very efficient for movement and are quite stylish.” You strike a pose to prove your point, earning a quiet laugh from Techno that he tries to hide. “Hey, don’t hide that smile. I know I saw it.” You ruffle his hair, making him playfully swat at you.

“Thanks Sensei.” You just catch him whisper.

“For what?” You look at him curiously.

“For… everything, I guess? I don’t know, I’m not very good at this.” He shrugs awkwardly. You kneel down and place a hand on his shoulder.

“We’ll then. You’re welcome. For everything… I guess.” You lightly joke, he gives you a soft punch to the arm. “Oh. My arm. You’ve broken it, you absolute brute. How can I ever go on.” You flop back into the snow dramatically.

“And I’ll break the other one too.” Techno smirks, playing along and delivering another, slightly harder punch to your other arm.

“Oh no! I’m armless, but I still have my legs!?” You proceed to kick your legs into the air.

“Not for long!” Techno chuckles, hurrying to “break” your legs.

“I have been beaten.” You say while laying limply as the snow falls around you. “Now you gotta carry me back.”

“Heh!? I’m not carrying you. You’re too heavy!” He stares down at you unimpressed.

“Oh! Ah! Right in the heart. How dare you, now you really have to carry me.” You smirk back.

“Nah, you’ll be fine. I’ll just leave you here.” He waves you off and walks away. You wait a few seconds to see if he’d come back to at least help you off the ground. When look over and see he’s not going to you quickly push yourself back onto your feet.

“Okay, I see how it is.” You charge after him. He lets out a squeal and tries to dart away from you, you quickly and easily catch up, grabbing him by the collar and holding him aloft. “So that’s it, huh? I’m laying in the snow and you’re going to leave me? Such betrayal!” You pull him closer and give him a noogie.

“Noooo! Stop! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I wouldn’t actually leave you, promise.” You pause and look down at him triumphantly.

“Good, because if you did I’d make sure to haunt you and make all your hot coco ice cold.” You “threaten”.

“Nooooooooo! Not the cocooooo!” He cries dramatically, you both sharing a laugh together.

“Alright,” you start once you both have calmed down, “let’s get back inside. I’ll make us some breakfast and then we go out again, if you want to.” You suggest getting an eager nod in response. You carry Techno back to the house, where he asks you one last question.

“So umm, why make it red?” You hum in confusion. “My cloak, it’s not that I don’t, I do. But why red? It doesn’t blend in.” He asks again.

“Oh, easy, it’s not supposed to. Red is known to represent things like courage, strength and security as well as aggression and it is one of the easiest colours to see spot from far distances. So, when the day comes where your enemies try to stand against you they’ll see is as a warning, or if you’re ever in trouble I’ll be able to find you.” You explain with a pleased smile.

“Cool. I like it.” He breaths, leaning a little more into you. You rub small circles into his back and as you finally make your way inside the house you notice that you’d put him back to sleep. Deciding to let him rest a bit longer while you get everything ready for a proper start to the day.

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[thenwethrowitonthefire]

Boop! tell me about your top three fav lilith clawthrone scenes? and if you had answered ask like this before then tell me if you get to build a house for yourself in owl house world what would it be look like?

Boop! Oh that's a really fun yet difficult question to answer!

1. I think basically all of the episode "Elsewhere and Elsewhen" is my favourite. She's so wonderfully autistic and relatable <3 Look at her, I will cry. I love her so much :) Bespectacled S2 Lilith is the best (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

2. This is kind of similar to the above but again it's the delightful autism, and the recovering from the coven. Her getting to just do the things she enjoys again and to be herself, I just afgfgdf. Goodbye to the perfectionistic self that she had to be in the coven - she needed the coven for a time but she's so much better of now :) look at this little nerd watching the ink dry. (I'm normal about this.)

Her whole friendship with Hooty is also literally the best thing ever. I used to have a friendship that was pretty much exactly that and I really needed to mention how much I love that. I love Hooty and Lilith both and their friendship is just the greatest <3 Best canon ace rep I've ever seen. However that's not what I'm going to pick for my third thing. Because that's this:

3.

The way her voice cracks, the hype... oh you dysfunctional traumatised queen. "I'M A GOD'S AUNT! \⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ﾉ" Yes, King & Steve are right, she might benefit from working on this, and also it's not good for King. But I loved that we got to see this. It's a thing that makes so much sense, both from an invisible autistic child standpoint and the standpoint of dealing with that in an autistic way. To me it feels cathartic to witness the unconscious coping mechanisms she developed over the years coming out, and it's so cool that the show then let's her grow from it. (This ask has me yet again going full "hold on, I need a moment" about how right The Owl House got this. They did this so well, I've definitely got feelings about this.)

Anyway I could pick more moments and write a whole essay on her (and I'm sad she didn't get more lines in S3) but I've picked this by trying to just go with the first thing that came up. I just think she's neat :D

So that answers your first question, I know your second question was just in case I had answered a question like the first one before. But it is an interesting one, too. However that's even harder to answer for various reasons. But if you want me to, let me know and I'll try my best.

[writing-abt-headspaces]

Mishap At The Moth’s Studio (Part 5: Last Part)

After what felt like an eternity of awkwardness, the foul incident had been dealt with.

Angel was now in a fresh diaper, (no thanks to Valentino or Velvette) and fidgeted awkwardly. The little spider avoided eye contact with any of the three, and faced his back towards them.

The room still held a lingering tension from the embarrassing mishap.

“I still can’t believe it…” Velvette said, still recovering from witnessing Angel’s ‘accident’. “He can’t piss or shit normally.”

Valentino (who was cowering in the corner after Velvette dragged him back) gagged, still covering the lower half of his face with his hat to block the smell. Though the stench had already subsided. “I thought the bathtub accident was disgusting. But that was just—“

“Watch it, both of you!” Vox hissed at the woman and the moth, and shushed them. He then looked at Angel to see if he was listening.

Luckily the spider seemed too occupied with playing by himself, in an attempt to forget they were there.

Vox sighed in relief and turned back his coworkers, “I’m not thrilled about ‘diaper duty’ either. But shaming a little about anything, can affect them mentally! Let’s not upset him. I’d rather the princess come here, to see a happy unharmed Angel.” He whispered aggressively.

“Sowwy…” Angel suddenly said, finally facing his three babysitters.

He looked up at them with puppy eyes, “Does the stinky make you hate me…?”

“… Ehh—“

“Val!”

The moth sighed, “No no, pequeño. Accidents happen. My nose is just very ‘sensitive’… that’s all.”

Angel blinked in confusion, before he crawled towards Valentino, who instinctively backed up against the wall like a scared prey being cornered by a predator the second Angel took a step in his direction.

The little spider stopped just right in front of the moth, and quietly gawked up at his face.

Valentino raised an eyebrow, and his lips twitched downward. “What?”

Angel then reached out a single hand, and flatly pressed it against the center of the moth’s face.

“Um…” Was the only thing the moth could say, before Angel curiously poked at his face like a toddler seeing their father’s shaved face for the first time.

“No nose…” Angel booped the space between his red eyes.

Valentino tried to turn his face to avoid the poking, a displeased expression. But, Angel’s finger followed.

“Wh-eh… Well!” The moth stammered before bringing up his own finger and poking the space between Angel’s eyes, booping him in return. “Neither do you.”

Angel let out a small surprise sound when his nose (or lack there of) was poked, he retracted his hand to rub it.

But, then he giggled and went back to poke Valentino’s noseless face again. “Poke!”

Valentino grunts at the finger, giving Angel a sour look. “Little shit.” But, he returns it by poking at Angel again.

That made Angel laugh harder and return it to the moth. Until it eventually became a back and forth battle of ‘out poking’ each other; Angel was enjoying himself in what he thought was a game, while Valentino returned the attacks in an attempt to irritate the spider back, grumbling each time the little’s finger jabbed at his face.

Vox and Velvette were quietly watching (and recording).

.•.•.

Charlie came rushing up to the Vees’ meeting area as soon as she was let in. She bursts through the doors and stopped directly infront of their table, hands planted on the surface as a break.

“I…” The princess stopped herself, her lungs still clawing for air, not allowing her to speak.

“Take your time, your highness.” Vox said holding a hand up. “Like I said, Angel is unharmed. Try and catch your breath first…”

“Yeah… You’re gonna need to calm down first…” Velvette spoke up.

She and the TV demon were the only ones in the room at the moment. Little Angel gets bored easily, so they left him at the nursery, with Valentino. The moth was reluctant, but was given no choice as he was the one who kept running away from his turns.

Charlie’s breathing slowly steadied as she took a few moments to collect herself. The urgency in her expression, however, didn’t wane.

“Where’s Angel?” she finally managed to ask, her voice still laced with worry.

“Safe and cared for.” Vox answered. “Valentino is watching over him, as we speak.”

“Valentino?!” Charlie’s eyes widened in horror at the mention of the name. Making Vox’s eyes narrow; he’ll have to ask Valentino what he did or what Angel had said, that made the princess sound wary of him. Something tells him this isn’t the first time the princess met the moth.

“Don’t worry, your highness. I know Val isn’t a very… ‘kind’ person. But, he has standards. He wouldn’t hurt little Angel.” Vox says, emphasizing ‘little’, as if trying to give the princess a hint on what’s happened.

Though Charlie wanted to feel relieved she was more confused. And so she asked, “Why are you phrasing it like he’s a lost child…?”

“Umm….” Vox started.

“About that…” Velvette said, but then trailed off.

Vox and Velvette exchanged glances, each silently urging the other to explain the situation to Charlie. After a few seconds of hesitation, Velvette decided to stand up from her seat.

She sighed, “It’s hard to explain, so we’ll just bring him in here now.”

.•.•.

“Val. The princess is here.” Vox said, as he twisted the door knob, Velvette following him as he entered.

Both froze in place in front of the door ar the shocking sight.

“Aablegh! Bleh bleh bleh!” Were the noises Valentino made, when he uncovered his face from his hat to stick his tongue out and make a silly face in front of Angel.

Angel squealed and giggled, clapping his hands. “Again! Again!”

Without any signs of complaint, Valentino hid his face behind the hat again. Angel cautiously brought his hand out and knocked on the hat’s top.

The moth pulled his hat down again, and made even sillier face.

“Blaalalalala!” He stuck his tongue out again.

Angel squealed and laughed harder. “Again!”

Before Valentino could comply and bring his hat back up, someone cleared their throat.

“Um… Val?” The tone was both baffled and amused.

Valentino slowly turned around to meet his two coworkers at the door. His expression went from playful to mortified in an instant.

“The princess is here.” Velvette said, trying to contain her laughter.

Valentino froze, his mouth still slightly open from his last exaggerated expression. His hat awkwardly slipping from his hands as he stared at Vox and Velvette, who were both struggling to suppress their grins.

Angel, oblivious to the sudden tension in the room, continued to giggle and reach out for the moth’s hat to lift it back up. “Again, Vally! Again!” he chirped, his arms waving eagerly.

Valentino quickly straightened up on his feet, brushing off his suit and adjusting the hat back on his bead as if nothing had happened. Angel, still giggling, reached out to try and pull him back down, but the moth gently patted the little spider's hand away.

"I was… just keeping him entertained like you asked…." Valentino explained awkwardly, avoiding Vox and Velvette's amused stares.

Angel, still caught up in the fun, hugged the moth’s leg and looked up at him with bright innocent eyes. "Again! Do the face again!"

“Guess, I’m not the only one he imprinted on.” Vox playfully commented.

Valentino winced, but before he could respond, the sound of rapid footsteps were getting louder as it approached the door.

Charlie enters the room, pushing past the two Vees, reading to shout but….

The sight of Angel in such a joyful state caused her to pause. Her initial worry began to fade as she took in the scene—Angel was safe, happy, and surprisingly, Valentino doesn’t seem to be hurting him.

More importantly….

Was Angel was wearing baby clothes, and sucking on a pacifier…?

‘Oh my god.’ —Is probably what was spiraling around the princess’ mind, and the realization donned on her.

Angel Dust was a Little!

"Angel!" Charlie exclaimed, as she rushed over to him. She knelt down beside him and wrapped her arms around him in a protective hug. "Are you okay? I was so worried about you!"

Angel returned the hug, resting his head against Charlie's shoulder. "I'm okay, Cha’wie. Vally’s fun."

Charlie looked up at Valentino, still half-expecting to find some malicious intent behind his actions, but all she saw was a moth demon who looked like he’d been caught doing something utterly embarrassing. His usual smug demeanor was nowhere to be found.

Vox, noticing the tension, decided to break the silence. "As you can see, Princess, little Angel is doing just fine. Valentino might be many things, but today he seems to be... good with kids."

Velvette snorted, unable to contain her laughter any longer.

Valentino shot Velvette a withering glare but didn't argue.

Charlie still holding Angel close, nuzzled against his face in adoration. “Oh my gosh! Oh my gooosh! You are so cute! You’re such an itsy bitsy little spider!” She coos then reaches up to his face to tickle his chin.

“Hey, that what Betty calls me!” Angel said while giggling and squirming from the tickling.

“Hey! Wait a minute!” Velvette suddenly says, when she came to realize something. “How come he can pronounce your ‘v’ properly, Tino?”

“I don’t know!” Valentino shrugs, with a flabbergasted expression that the woman’s irritation is directed at him. “Maybe the little bitch just doesn’t like your name?”

“No cursing in front of the baby!” Charlie scolds the moth, covering Angel’s (nonexistent) ears.

“That otay. Vally, Betty, and Boxy have been saying bad wo’ds all day. But I didn’t copy em.”

“They’ve been WHAT!?”

“Well ahem…” Vox awkwardly calls Charlie’s attention. “Playing babysitters was fun and all. But, we’ve put off quite a lot of our work to cater to Angel. Angel here told us that he didn’t have a caregiver assigned to him. We called you here, hoping you would be willing to be his official caregiver?”

“Duh! Of course I will!” Charlie said.

“I’m so sorry that you’ve been delaying your work. I appreciate it though, all of you, I really really appreciate it! I’ll be taking care of Angel now! Call me whenever he regresses at work, and I’ll be here as soon as can!”

Her words lifted all the stress from the Vees as if they’ve been cleansed with God’s words.

“We are gonna have so much fun together! Whenever you regress Angel, I promise you’ll be treated like you were born from royalty!” Charlie said, before leaning in to kiss Angel’s forehead. “My widdle itsy bitsy spider prince!”

Angel’s giggles continued to fill the room.

Charlie stands up and offers her hand. “Come on, Angel. We’re going back home to the hotel, where you have a bigger space to play and more people to play with!”

Angel eyes immediately lit up at the princess’ words. But, instead of taking her hand, he grabbed her shirt and climbed up to be carried.

“Oh! U-Uh—Hughf!” Charlie breathed out when she felt the weight of the tall spider boosting himself in her arms.

“Oh, right. He doesn’t really walk much.” Velvette said, cringing at the awkward position.

“D-Do you… have a stroller around here…?” Charlie asked while grunting, trying to keep her balance. An innocent Angel clueless to the woman’s struggle.

Vox shakes his head, the starts calling someone on his screen. “No, but I’ll call one of our staff to bring a laundry cart up here.”

.•.•.

“Stoller ride! Stroller ride!” Angel chants as Charlie pushes him through the halls in an empty laundry trolley, the Vees walking behind her to make sure none of their employees try anything, like take a picture or breath a word.

Charlie chuckles at the bubbly behavior. “Haha! Yup! Stroller ride—“

Suddenly the princess slipped on something wet on the ground, making her fall forward and accidentally push the trolley away from her.

The trolley sped forward, bumping into a couple of unfortunate bypassers, until one’s impact was too strong that it knocked the cart over, the little spider falling out.

“Ow.” Angel quietly squeaked.

“AH!” Charlie said, scampering her way back on her feet.

Vox grabbed the princess’ arm to help steady her. “Ah… Your majesty, are you—“

“GAH!” Charlie screamed again, staring at the accident with sheer shock.

“Here we go again…” Velvette said, pinching and rubbing the space between her eyes.

“AAAAH!” Charlie said, running towards a still lying Angel. “ANGEL!”

“Three second rule. Three second rule…. Just pick him up, he’s fine!” Valentino yelled after the frantic girl.

“‘m okay…!” Angel said.

“See?”

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I’m sorry for the ending, I don’t why my sense of humor is like this. 😂

The spellings changes in Angel’s “Little speech” depending on how in the mood he is to talk. (But also so you guys can read it as well as possible.)

[purplekoop]

So like. I think people already figured out where I was going with this.

Ashe B.O.B.

Role: Tank Health: 500 (250 normal, 250 armor)

So when I implied that I'd be turning "Ashe" into a Tank, I think at least somebody saw through me there. Obviously there's a number of thematically appropriate ways to bulk up one of the existing non-tank heroes into a tankish stature, but Ashe is probably the farthest removed of any of the cast from the kind of biological or mechanical shenanigans I've been relying on for tankifying the cast so far. Luckily, I didn't need to, because B.O.B. is right there, and I feel like playable B.O.B. is what people have wanted since late 2018 anyways. So, here we are.

B.O.B. is a character design who I think needs no substantial changes to fit as a playable Tank. He's big, he's made of metal, and that's enough justification for me. In the lore he's actually specified to have his chassis fit with extra armor plating, so it makes sense then that he can take a hit better than other "civilian class" Omnics like Zenyatta.

There is one thing I feel would need to change about B.O.B. though for him to fit as a playable hero: he probably needs a voice. This is for technical reasons more than anything. Overwatch as a game very much relies on audio cues to communicate a lot of information, with things as obvious as ultimate voice lines and automatic callout voice lines to things as subtle as the sound of your weapon changing when you're running out of ammo. The only hero who doesn't talk is Bastion, but I doubt another hero who uses non-verbal sounds to communicate wouldn't work as well in addition to Bastion. It'd be a bit confusing to discern what beebly-boops are coming from who, especially for new players. This is also (at least presumably) why Roadhog talks a lot more in-game than he does in the supplementary media, where he tends to only admit one or two lines per story compared to only being slightly less chatty than other heroes in actual matches. Of course, the very obvious and inherently agreeable solution here is to give B.O.B. a very stereotypical posh british butler accent. Between that and at least one of his abilities, I'm imagining a personality somewhere between Alfred from Batman and Dudley from Street Fighter.

But alright, enough yapping already, time to get into the Big Omnic Butler's kit. In general, B.O.B. would be a more aggression-focused tank that plays better in offensive scenarios, but still offers his team with substantial protection while impeding the enemy.

His simplest ability is one we're used to and terrified of already in game: his Arm Cannons. I actually had to do some in-game testing to see how the animation for his firing actually works, so I'll explain how it'd work for the playable version. The Arm Cannon is a 6-barrel rotating weapon, as you can see here.

Each pair of barrels will fire two hitscan shots one after the other rapidly before switching to the next pair via rotation in a seamless fashion with no downtime between rotations. However, the weapon's fire rate will speed up as it spins up, making continuous fire build up to an increased DPS. However, the spread of bullets will also increase as the spinning speeds up. The cannons also don't need to manually reload, instead relying on an overheat system like (normal OW2) Orisa, which will cause the weapon to malfunction for just shy of two seconds. The bullets also have damage falloff that favors close-range usage harder than most hitscan weapons. While this weapon can headshot, it has a reduced 1.5x multiplier instead of the standard 2x, making precise aim less mandatory. This weapon excels at laying down suppressive fire with minimal downtime, especially at close range, but has a risk-reward element in balancing the spin-up speed and the overheat mechanic. Also worth noting that for the sake of simplicity, B.O.B. only has a right-hand Arm Cannon, unlike his non-playable counterpart who swaps hands whenever he switches targets.

B.O.B.'s first ability is... admittedly something I made up for the sake of him functioning better as a protective defender style of tank, Portable Barricade. B.O.B. tosses down a device that extends into a rod-like shape with small wheels on the sides, then projects a barrier upwards. It's a rectangular barrier not as wide as normal Rein's but just about as tall, and it does barrier things like the normal game ones. However, Portable Barricade's unique trait is that after 1 second of being deployed, it will roll forward in the direction it was placed at about half of the normal forward move speed for players. This, obviously, is meant to encourage it be used for advancing pushes instead of holding ground, though the initial one second before it starts moving should give players on both sides time to react to its presence. The Barricade has about 1,000 HP, and will last after either rolling ahead for 6 seconds or if it collides with a wall and can't move any further. If it rolls to a ledge, then it will remain in place on that edge for the remainder of its duration. The ability itself has a somewhat long cooldown that starts as soon as it's thrown out.

This next one should feel a little more familiar: Running Upper. B.O.B. takes a split second to ready for a dash, then runs ahead at high speeds with his left arm ahead, and his right arm ready to swing an uppercut at any foes he collides with. The logistics of this ability are also pretty similar to Reinhardt's Charge, though the startup period is more brief. You still run ahead much faster, but your turning speed is restricted. B.O.B. also takes half damage from the front while charging, but this does not block any other effects of that damage. The uppercut itself functions like you expect still knocking any enemies near the impact range upwards, though its damage is reduced from 120 to 80. The duration of the dash is shorter than it is for the non-playable B.O.B., and it can be cancelled early by pressing the ability input again, causing B.O.B. to dig his feet into the ground to grind to a stop. It also will collide with other "Charge" abilities, such as Doomfist punch and another B.O.B.'s Running Upper, causing both players to fall to the ground briefly on collision. Just like the non-playable version of the maneuver, this ability is a versatile tool for both traversing the map faster and setting up for some potentially lethal team combos.

B.O.B.'s last normal ability is an homage to part of his iconography that isn't actually showcased in-game: Sign Swing.

B.O.B. manifests a convenient road sign to pull out of hammerspace, then swings it from right to left like a baseball bat. The swing is similar to a big Rein hammer swing (I sure am comparing these guys a lot huh), dealing 75 damage but in a slightly farther range than the hammer. The swing also does heavy knockback, launching enemies it hits flying a good distance in the aimed direction. This alone makes it a solid ability for swatting aggressive enemies away, but it has one more feature: any projectiles hit by the swing will be deflected back as B.O.B.'s own attack! The logistics of this are just like Genji's deflect, though the timing is significantly tighter to pull off due to the minimal time this deflection is active for, making it much harder to pull off a deflect on hitscan attacks, but not impossible.

His ultimate ability though, as you might've predicted, brings this role reversal to its logical conclusion: Burnout. B.O.B. calls in a favor from his long-time charge, and from the skies drops a series of dynamite-loaded crates. 5 crates drop in total, which B.O.B. can manually call drop points for by pressing Primary Fire during the ult's initial duration. The crates will explode after a few seconds, but B.O.B.'s entire team can speed up the detonation by firing at them, creating powerful explosions that ignite enemies caught in their blast, and even leave behind a lingering fire that can rapidly damage and ignite enemies who walk through it (though weaker than normal Torb's Molten Core). However, they can also damage other exploding crates, causing chain reactions where as soon as one crate blows, the entire battle field can be set ablaze. (honestly this ult is the concept I'm the most iffy about for this kit, but I like it fine enough)

So that's B.O.B. as a playable Tank hero! A faithful bodyguard through and through, he defends his team with both directly defensive abilities as well as means of tossing around the enemy if they get too close to his team for comfort, or he can just gun them down directly in tandem with those abilities.

Overall pretty proud of this one! Like Ashe is as a damage hero, I wanted B.O.B. to be a pretty straightforward tanky bruiser, with simple abilities that can be used creatively with a good deal of skill expression. I love the idea of B.O.B. teeing up an enemy into the air with his uppercut, then hitting a home run with them with Sign Swing. I don't think a flanking Genji (er. in this AU's case, I guess flanking Zenyatta?) would be too eager to dive back in for round two after that. The comparisons to Reinhardt were also me reaffirming his role as one of the more conventional tanks of this requeued roster. I have the vague goal of making sure that the broader niches of the roster are still cohesively filled even in this sweeping reiteration of the cast.

So who's next? Symmetra is another easy one that I've already made the bulk of a concept for, but I could also continue the Deadlock theming and do Cassidy as a support. Aside from the ultimate and maybe wanting one extra ability, I've already got most of that one figured out.

Outside of Role Requeue though, I actually would be down to figure out kits for other non-playable characters in the main canon! There's a couple that come to mind now, but the only ones I'm thinking of would I think fit best as supports, maybe one DPS, so I'm all ears for extra suggestions for the sake of variety. Not doing Mauga because like. That's literally just asking to be outdated and make me look like a silly doodoo head when I get it wrong. I'm gonna look like a silly doodoo head and get details wrong when we actually get teasers of his kit at Blizzcon anyways but I wanna save being wrong for the appropriate time.

[mage-ical-character-person]

You know something weird about Answer Time? Beep gets treated like garbage the most by the writers, even if they treated the others like garbage a few times.

Not entirely sure what you mean by “treated like garbage” are we talking about lack of screentime or having bad things happen to her for comedy?

Either way, while it’s not like I have any sort of insider knowledge or anything, I’m pretty sure it’s a result of Answer Time splitting up 341B. Beep is a more subtle character than the others who all sort of have a more obvious thing and are more exaggerated. She’s necessary to the group dynamic, but when she can’t play off her team it’s probably harder to write for her in a way that’s entertaining for the target audience of young young children. She’s the straightman/voice of reason of the group (along with Boop to some extent, though his lack of talking sorta limits his ability to play “voice” of reason. In answer time they just have him get caught up in the craziest plots they can think of. Also Detective Boop. Beep is far more focused though so this kind of swept up in situation that escalates and suddenly you’re mayor or something plot works less for her) She sorta needs chaos to play off of. Which happens to manifest often as bad things happening to her, I guess.

I don’t know I haven’t rewatched Answer Time as much as Ask. I do notice that it feels like the writers are playing favorites just a bit. Seems like their favorite is probably Bo. She got an extra episode in season 2 of Answer Time and her own spin-off thing on YouTube with the Super Silly Stories. I like Bo so that’s fine by me, but I do wish Beep got more attention. She’s my favorite.

Look how precious she is! And she loves her friends so much and she sing a little song and she love learn.

She’s very much like. The Kermit of Storybots. The “normal” one (relatively speaking) who gets into crazy situations but these are the people she actively chooses to be around because she likes them in all their chaos. Also both she and Kermit are green. Which is probably why her official playlist has Being Green.

[missperfectlyfinewrites]

@wlwhq brain ceel goes boop // bethany & daphne

Bethany wasn't quite sure how long she'd sat in the waiting room, zoned out. She'd been reading some trashy magazine, pie balanced carefully on the seat beside her - her usual seat of her lap was becoming a little harder to balance things on, her swollen stomach kind of getting in the way. She was doing anything she could to ignore the other patrons of the waiting room. She was the only mother in there without a partner. Matthew had come to an appointment or two, but it was simply so much smoother when she went without him. He claimed they were boring anyway, so she just started scheduling her pregnancy appointments for when they suited her.

She blinked, vaguely feeling like she'd heard her name be called out, looking up from the magazine. She gave Daphne a sheepish smile, slowly placing the magazine to the side. "I'm sorry, Doctor Green, I zoned out a little there," she offered, awkwardly, before she pulled herself up from the chair, one hand on her stomach absent mindly, rubbing her swollen stomach through the fabric of her summer dress. She turned to grab her handbag and the pie tin, turning back to the redhead and giving her a timid smile.

"Just me today," she offered, starting to follow her before chuckling quietly. "Actually well, me and little bean, who seems to have doubled in size since our last appointment, and a strawberry pie with whipped meringue topping," Bethany held out the dish to her as they walked towards the appointment room.

"I do hope you like strawberry?" Daphne had liked her other pies, well, at least she'd told Bethany she had, so Bethany really did hope this one would be a hit too. Bringing pies to your doctor maybe wasn't the most normal thing..but Bethany considered it to be a sign of appreciation....gratitude.. and well, she just made a damn good pie.