#just finished tma here we gooo

[legendarystarz]

the magnus protocol's going great so far

[22ratonthestreet]

Tma characters in among us go brrrrrr

oh hell yeah it’s brrr time boys

lets say all-human no entities au (cause otherwise people would 100% use avatar powers to cheat and that’d just end in a fistfight between lukas and rayner) here we gooo 

jon: always plays darker colors without customizations (green and purple are his favorites). he’s the guy who sits 80% percent of the match in security on cams and then can’t answer what tasks he’s done because he hasn’t done any yet he’s only been in security. he’s that one player a group of 4 visual-task-safe ones will escort around in the last few rounds to make sure he finishes all his goddamn tasks instead of sitting in security (tim, sasha, martin, and annabelle)

but there’s also been a few times he’d destroyed imposter on their first kill because he’d see that shit happening directly in the hallways within range of a cam and he’d immediately go sprinting for the emergency button, so good for him

his in-game name is usually ‘jon’ until nikola starts using ‘jon’ as her name. he has to switch to “archives”

sucks ass as a solo imposter because the moment ppl see him running around instead of being on cams theyre like ‘thats pretty sus of jon’. however, if he’s playing with a good second imposter he can get pretty far with his ‘no bullshit’ attitude

martin: hooo boy, martin’s definitely played an embarrassing amount of hours on public servers for fun, accidentally memorizing all three of the maps out of sheer exposure. the first time he plays with the archive crew, they vote him out because “he knows the map too well that must be an imposter thing”

gets sad over people’s pet sitting around sadly after they’re killed

plays almost exclusively as yellow with a cute beanie hat 

terrifying as an imposter. and also terrified. he always gets so anxious cause he doesn’t want to nerf his friends when they’re alone in electrical and always lets them walk out safe. gets them later in medbay and comms though. 

when he gets imposter his first or second kill are almost always elias

sasha: changes her name and customization almost every game cause it’s fun. “i saw what i saw” attitude, checks admin a lot and collects facts before calling emergency and laying it all out so comprehensively the votes are 9/10 times unanimous

follows the killer around as a ghost while using the ghost-chat to clown said killer

efficient as fuck as an imposter, one of those cases where the first meeting is called and there’s already 5 dead

most common to glitch out mid-game though or get kicked from the server, always followed by tim spamming the chat with “AAAAAAAA NOOO” and “ ;-; “ as they wait for her to reconnect

on that topic, tim: has all the customizations bought because he wants to play cool hats so bad. most likely to derail the conversation during meetings into things irrelevant to the discussion: aka “haha purple dont kill me im so cool aha” or “so, why did everyone become space explorers?”

calls elias “sus” every round and then doesn’t elaborate

surprisingly, this works sometimes

doesn’t get mad about the game even if his team loses (unless nikola is hacking again). has a surprising amount of imposter wins because he makes friends by hanging out with people throughout the game so they can vouch for him later, and then when he kills, he’s immediately safe from blame for the rest of the round.

elias: so fucking competitive and uncooperative it’s a nightmare. plays on his phone because then he can “do tasks faster” but he also doesn’t fucking do his tasks. all he does is follow people around to “collect evidence” and because “he wants to see if theyre the imposter” which in turn freaks people out and makes them think its him.

absolutely not above asking people who died in-game about who killed them 

likes the winter map specifically because it has that decontamination murder hallway

they got jurgen to play the game one time and elias fucking got him in that decontamination hallway in round 2 and left right before Jon and Basira got there with a small difference in time, making Jon look like the only person in the area. Jurgen never played with them again

plays as putrid lime green exclusively 

michael: plays as ‘carrot’ 

likes that long-hallways map specifically because everyone hates the long hallways

likes to play pacifist imposter, makes the other imposter mad bcs he won’t do any kills. however. he closes all the fucking doors. this is annoying for everyone included.

helen: if ever asked where she was on the map her answer is always ‘sry new to the game :( dont know where tf i was’ and it somehow always works

“helen what tasks did u do”

“i dont remember ;-; wires?”

she remembers. she knows what she did. but isn’t it more fun being a mega suspicious crewmate and then being able to rub “The Cooler Spiral was not The Imposter” in everyone’s faces?

annabelle: sucks at card swipe but excels at simon says

queen of remembering where she saw who when she’s the imposter for the Perfect Alibi. also somehow manages to get away with kills in the middle of the cafeteria

likes to invalidate people as a crewmate for fun 

“annabelle saw me scan”

“no i didnt”

maxwell rayner: sabotages lights every game and then stands in electrical, methodically turning the switches off when ppl try to fix it

jared hopworth: king of stack killing

jane worms: every time a meeting happens she opens with “oh worm?”

uses vents a lot: also her greatest downfall. jon has seen her vent on cams too fucking often.

peter lukas: sends a :-] into the chat before the game starts and then goes AFK for 30 minutes