#just batshit uncle bruno

[captaintrips9]

Look at him. Just look at him. He's a grimy, scrunkly weird uncle who lives in the walls of your house. He's got no fewer than five rats hidden somewhere on his body. He's afraid to order food over the phone. He'll fistfight God for you. He'll lose, but he just wanted to make sure you knew for a fact that he supports you. He once spent two days stuck in a tree because he was too scared to come down and nobody noticed he was gone until it was his turn to do the dishes. He just drank 17 cups of coffee and is DOWN for an adventure, what do you want to do today kiddo? Wanna find Atlantis? Wanna uncover a murder plot? Want to go around town challenging bigots to duels? He's ready.

You love him.