#just a one off

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[spookberry]

Its past their bedtime

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

"this is a universal queer experience"

>ask if it's universal or white

>they don't understand

>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white

>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"

>I'm a native american trans woman

>Experience is white

[zhoras-bitch]

"average greek pisses off 3 gods and demigods a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. average greek pisses off 0 gods and demigods per year. Odysseus of Ithaca, who is just going home & making a mortal enemy of yet another olympian each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[twentysidednerd]

it feels so weird when i’m knee-deep in the lore of a world i come up with, being a fantasy enthusiast and all that, and then in the middle of that, i think of a realistic fiction story that’s set in an actual place during an actual event that is just… so normal for what i’m used to writing lmao

in the midst of trying to develop an entire sci-fi borderline magical world, i just got the idea for a glorified teen ghostbuster’s-esque story because i’ve been reminiscing about a theater conference i went to in high school and my brain decided that was a good idea for a setting

i have nothing against realistic fiction by any means, it’s fun to write, but like… it’s just so jarring to go from a ‘gideon the ninth’ inspired sci-fi world with all this world building from the ground-up to a bunch of normal-ass teenagers fighting off a ghost that’s trying to kill them in upstate new york lol

[000bun]

[artistmarchalius]

I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.

NEXT

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

the high guards littlest fan

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad