#jumpkick me

[ron456]

Since one of my mutuals (hehe shoutout @nato-obenkrieger) was posting about the Be More Chill book, I thought I'd post about some stuff in the book that I found intresting/or liked (I wanna yap, let me yap):

Michael stimming and singing Weezer when Jeremy says something that reminds him of a weezer song

Jeremy getting a chocolate shakespeare for Christine ( SO CUTEE- LIKE AWWW)

Jeremy being uncoordinated and missing a handshake and Michael lets him redo it:

Jeremy litterally having problems with motor control (he's me fr fr)

Jeremy struggling with mental math:

Michael reaction to Jeremy saying he'll drive by himself. It just feels so real and so sweet:

Book Jeremy is just so giving ADHD to me and I can't get over it (Also, gotta love Michael being there for Jere)😭😭:

JEREMY SAYING HE WAS IN "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN" ONCE?!? (I got so fvcking excited about this one because I've been in YAGMCB beforeeee. I was Sally :D )

Jeremy saying "Rockin' " as, like, a subsitute for saying "cool" or whatever. I love it.

Jeremy doing jumpkicks when he's nervous

Jeremy's humilation sheets (When I read it, I was like, "That's some shit I would probably do. 😭😭")

Jeremy having RSD?? (I've posted about this before)

ANDDD probably more that I can't quite think of right now

[greetings-inferiors]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I MADE SOMEONE RAGEQUIT

HE DID AN UNSAFE JUMPKICK AND I PUNISHED WITH A COMBO AND HE WAS LIKE “wtf” AND WHENEVER I TELEPORTED HE WAS LIKE “how that didn’t miss on the preview” AND I WAS LIKE “yup that’s cowboy” AND HE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF AND CLAIMED I WAS META ABUSING BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just play cowboy because he was the character I picked up and played lmao, yeah his combos are dumb but you can di out of them and his neutral isn’t great (or maybe mine just isn’t, I haven’t figured out how to use multiple bullets at a time lmao)

[soloragoldsun]

Coming off of P5 and jumping into P3 Reload. I like it so far, though the build is much slower than 5 (then again 5 pretty much threw me into the action and jumpkicked me for good measure).

I kinda got a kick out of the MC stepping into a creepy town filled with blood and coffins and his thought was "Welp, gotta find my dorm, I suppose."

Like okay. You're just chill with this Silent Hill shit you stepped into. Okay.

Very creepy, and I love it! I've also been told that this game will stab my soul more than the others, so I'm bracing myself.

Also also, I'm already headcanoning MC as autistic and Junpei as having ADHD. They just give me those vibes.

[they-reap-what-we-sow]

titan's gc

Tim: I think parents should have children closer together so its more acceptable to throw down

Cassie: ? sus

Tim: I'm not allow to fight my little brother because "have you seen how big you are?" and "he's seven years younger than you" and "stop it you're squishing him"

Tim: I HAVE RIGHTS TOO

Kon: You’re so right if he’s gonna act dumb it’s well within your older brother rights to set him on the right path 💅 stop the sass before the sass stops you

Tim: This was years ago, but now he's too built for me to win against him so I have to pretend I'm just too good for that

Kon: i vote you jumpkick

Cassie: one of my sisters is 12 years younger than my oldest one

Tim: and she still got beat up? good for y'all equality and shit

Bart: my cousin bit me as a child, and I choke him now that's okay because we are two years apart

the rest are 7-12 years younger than me and I can't touch a hair on their heads

Tim: as Dick says, "cut out the middleman, toss them all in sibling jail."

[valorxdrive]

what did we do to deserve amv makers again?? They literally jumpkicked SR-71 into my life here.

From one bop hitting my pining NaruSakus with 'My World' here, and how it made me a sap for that LONGING.

Then another flip to making me wanna dropkick my own couch in actiony beats with 'Goodbye'. THE HEADBANGER. (Lil bit of an epilepsy warning on this one. Has some flashes.)

i'm truly living in my best era.

[fishtish]

[ID: A screenshot of a Reddit post that reads, "What's the worst thing you can say in an elevator full of people?" A reply from JumpKicker reads, "True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, 'When are you going to tell your wife about me?' My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him. My dad said it was the longest elevator ride of his life." / END ID]

[greypentachoron]

When something bad happens you should feel pissed off instead of sad. Filter your thoughts from "I can't handle this, it's too much, why did it happen?" and go straight to "fuck this. Fuck whoever/whatever did this to me. I'll show them"

Because instead of depression, which is paralizing and usually doesn't help you sort things out, you get umbridled rage and you want revenge. You move towards a goal, even if the revenge is about not letting you be affected by whatever happened, or fix what got broken, or jumpkicking someone down the stairs.

When shit is bad, prevail out of spite

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Reddit post reading: What's the worst thing you can say in an elevator full of people? Comment from JumpKicker reading: True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, "When are you going to tell your wife about me?" My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him. My dad said it was the longest elevator ride of my life. /End ID]

[solinastkd-blog]

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[bakatenshii]

— 𝖜𝖎𝖕 𝖙𝖆𝖌 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊

post your first wip/work vs. your most recent!

I was just dusting off my pile of wips in google docs and out of curiosity I read my first attempt at writing and was so embarrassed shocked at how much it’s changed? so please fall down this rabbithole with me, it’s a humbling experience xo

tagging: @blahkugo @theygottheircages @lookslikeleese @undermattsun @pomsuki @dazeddazai @haadeswrites @kunigamiis @titan-fodder @lady-lauren @hisoknen @heauxzenji @honey-makki @fishstyx & anyone else who wants to do it!!

[sysig]

What do you mean stop drawing them being cute, they are cute

[risingshine]

"Really? It wasn't like that in the army.." She mumbled to herslef, now fiddling with her hair. Hearing him talk, it was clear that he did put more thought into this than she first assumed.

"I do trust ya, Nobu - I guess I just sorta...assumed that ya would try ta help me with whatever style I went with, ne? That if I wanted ta learn how ta do one of those fancy styles with all the jumpkicks ya would've gone with it too." It wasn't a matter of not trusting him - it was a matter of not trusting that she made the right choice.

"But if ya do really think that Sumo is the best option fa me, I'll trust ya with ma full chest! I'll do whatever ya tell me ta!"

Okay, clearly he needed to do a little more explaining. But maybe he needed to put it another way.

"So normally, when you get a new student, the master tells the student to do things that seem pointless but aren't. The student won't know why they're doing it, but it's important. But you aren't human; you don't have a body to be built up. So I'm trying to give you something you can build on."

"Your body is already strong. Your weakness is that you're inexperienced and you lack focus. You have no techniques and you fall back on brawling too easily. So before you can be strong, you first have to become proficient in something."

"Sumo makes the best use of your strengths; your huge size and strength; and minimizes your weaknesses; your lack of fine techniques. It will teach you how to anticipate attacks from others due to the nature of how it begins, and it will teach you to steel yourself and focus. Sumo isn't a sport you can win half heartedly."

"I'm not making you into a copy of myself; I'm trying to make you into the best version of yourself by making use of your strengths. Trust me that when I tell you to learn something, I'm not trying to waste your time, and that you'll realize the benefits as you do it."

[2idiots]

I will be distant for the foreseeable future because who knew adjusting to living in a different continent was stressful 😅

[og-doubletrouble-kinnie]

tbh kinning plum is such a relief to me cause I’ve been getting slapped with “I FUCKING LOVE NINJA” since I downloaded the game, and knew they were kin related but Im only JUST NOW able to place it bjfkdsbfkd.

The feels were outta fuckin nowhere cause none of my cr kins (yeah even Chili) really talked to Ninja at all!!! I was startin to think I just really liked him for no reason honestly-

Oh well I got this kin and holy FUCK do I love my blessed bf

[giuntafrancesco]

#me #jump #beatkick #jumpkick #shaolin #shaolinkungfu https://www.instagram.com/p/Bot3mfwlevL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nrlbe8o8zyu

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

believe me, ive been using the shit out of the jumpkick

Playing Overgrowth i quickly realized enemy soldiers, when aware of you, will without failure catch any thrown weapons and use them on you in combat. This doesn't happen if you sneak up on them of course, but I'm bugger at stealth anyway.

Thus, I have devised one of my favorite attack strategies in any videogame, where I run at an enemy carrying as many swords as I can hold and immediately throw every single one at them, forcing them to fill their hands with swords, and then finally pummel them in the head and kill them.