#jontim save me .... jontim ....... save me jontim .......

[justablah56]

damn I'm thinking about jontim again ....

[coolspacequips]

This is insane but what if I relistened to TMA 🤔

[ichabodcranemills]

Did you guys know that Jontim spend two seasons in hatred, despite being best friends when the show started and Tim was the only one Jon could “trust not play a prank”. They trust one another??? So much???? And the world sucked dry everything they had. But!!!! When Tim [spoilers], the villain tries to convince him not to kill her by saying “you can’t save anyone. You can’t even save him!” Him Jon!!!! Tim hates Jon more than anyone but he would still try to save him!!!! He won’t be able to help him, but if he could he would!!!! It would’ve been his final goal!! Do you guys understand this???

Round 4 - Poll 8

Timothy Stoker & Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak (It)

[mikasnazz]

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31?!

Save me uni au jontim. Save me Jon mechs au. Save me. Deny canon. Deny anything bad happening to them ever.

[klm-zoflorr]

Behold... The McEpic superhero AU (more info in pinned) miraculous ladybug Lovesquare!!! Because I love these kinds of antics, and you know, why not!

I imagine some of you must have had theories? As to who would actually be in the love square? Ever since I talked about it. And yeah, its JonTim. Originally wanted to make it TimSasha, but they just give me the vibes of absolute besties who told each other their secret identities a while ago. So, not them. Also Maelstrom is way too cool to be bothered with silly rivalries. So yeah!! Jontim!!

-So, Archivist and Inferno's rivalry is very public. They beat each other up a little, steal each other's thunder sometimes, argue over who gets to do what mission, the works.

-But truth is Inferno might act like a tough, sarcastic guy, but he's just extremely down bad for the Archivist. Like, imagining the music selection at their wedding down bad. Poor dear just doesn't know how to show it, since his first attempts at flirting were answered with Archivist being entirely oblivious. So, pulling pigtails it is. He knows that's not how you woo people! He's Tim bloody Stoker! But he just started doing it, and now they're stuck in the dynamic, and he can't get out of the hole he dug himself into oh god oh lord

-Jon on the other hand genuinely doesn't really like Inferno's persona very much. Tim projects an irritatingly arrogant image when he's in costume and that's just not Jon's deal. Also, he reacts to the horrible injuries they see all the time with a blank facade, helping but seemingly not caring because that's how he copes, while Jon can't help but feel queasy. Just an issue in translation, you see (technically Watchman reacts the same but he and Jon talk a lot, so he got to ask him about that and get his point of view.) Add to that the fact Inferno doesn't seem to hold himself to the same standard of collateral damage Jon does and... Yeah (but like, Tim's powers are also a lot more difficult to control. He tries but doesn't always succeeds. And then acts like it was all on purpose becaude that's what his superhero image is about)

-Another thing, I think Tim really admires Archivist's dedication to protecting people, and morals and self sacrificing instincts and how hard working and resilient he is. To the point of being rather jealous/resentful of those personality traits, which of course he covers with more sass and jeering. Oh, lord.

-As for their civilian personas! Jon is technically Tim's shift manager, but like, is it significant when you work at a coffee shop? Nah. They're very good long term friends actually, kinda just canon s1 jontim. Jon just happens to have a little silly awkward crush on Tim he tries to not think about too much. Entirely understandable, that's Tim we're talking about. He's cute and funny and vulnerable sometimes and witty and HOT.

-Also, Tim isn't as impressed by regular Jon because he just doesn't show those bits of him he does when he's saving people (being self sacrificing, brave, etc etc). He's just Jon, he's tired and grumpy and he's there to do his job.

[dgoul]

tonight's doodles before going to sleep save me bear martin save me

it's also international cat day.... yk what that means.... RP jontim's daughter time

[birdifulhuman]

JONTIM SAVE ME

everytime I see them angry kiss i get shocked by an electric current. They hurt but I keep going back baby

[melandrops]

got tagged by @cedarbranch (thank you!!)

three ships: doorkeay, jontim and uh sam/alice

first ship: percabeth but the first fan content i consumed for a ship was zelink

last song i listened to: broken machine by nothing but thieves (i've had their discography looping all day)

currently reading: uh trying to make my way through capital in the 21st century by thomas pinketty, but if i'm too tired to read about economics i'm also reading/annotating into the wild by jon krakauer

currently watching: i wouldn't count it as watching but i am partway through wolf 359 and enjoying it thoroughly (i can feel the eiffel/hera brainworms digging in)

relationship status: single 🫶 i've got some amazing friends and that's all i need

current obsessions: tma, tsv and whenever tmagp starts releasing again i have no doubt those brainworms will start digging in again

currently craving: white cheddar cheez-its save me

fave color: purple!

tagging: @thswrtchdthng @thelibrarybat @magpie-22 @wpmz @cult-of-the-eye @confoundedpangolin @ceaseless-sobbing @blasphemous-lies-and-deceit @murderandcoffee and anyone else who wants to join in :)

[zzombiegrrrl]

Jontim kinda has me rethinking everything i know about love. Like you're going to tell me the coworker duo of the century features a lonely guy that uses his body and his sharp wit to get the things he wants AND a ex-smoker who has witnessed more horrors than he can recall when put into his new job position who ARENT in love???? They literally "hate" each other? And when one dies trying to save everyone, the person who was mildly the cause of it all going to shit was completely traumatized but this and didn't realize he was dead after being in a COMA???????? Literally some type of tragic lovers in history that people regard as "close friends"..

[secret-weapon-seven]

save me s3 doomed toxic jontim. save me

[justablah56]

help I thought about jontim and now I'm exploding and dying forever and ever

[pansyfilia]

JonTim save me

Save me JonTim.

JonTim is life, btw.

I AM AN ASIAN TIM TRUTHER

ASDFGHJKL ASIAN TIM

[journalofimprobablethings]

Writing Masterpost

Hello!

I've finally gotten around to doing some blog maintenance and making a masterpost of all of the writing I've posted on here. If you've found my blog because of a fic post and want to know if there is more where that came from, you're in the right place!

I write mainly fic for The Magnus Archives and TAZ Balance, with a few original things thrown in for spice! Most links stay on Tumblr, but I've also got some of my longer pieces on AO3 linked here as well.

List is under the cut, and thanks for being here!

MAGNUS ARCHIVES FIC

One-shots & multi-chaps (links to AO3):

present tense - Safehouse-era love confessions, the world didn't end edition.

will you remember me - Somewhere Else coffee shop au! Martin is intrigued by an attractive stranger who comes into his coffee shop, especially when they have an intense reaction to seeing him.

why can't the words I need ever come to me  - Research-era Jon finds Tim crying in the bathroom. He tries to help.

slippage (4 chapters) - Jon starts to forget while he and Martin are still in Upton House. Martin has to try to get him out before he forgets everything.

something to hold onto - Tim & Jon s2 reconciliation, with background jondanny

a promise and a prayer - alternate ending to TheOestofOC's The Kindness of Strangers; or, what if Jon & Tim had reconciled before the Unknowing

these constellations will guide you back - What if Martin had been the one to find Jon trying to get his "anchor" for the coffin instead of Melanie?

Tumblr ficlets:

Somewhere Else coffee shop AU: snippet 1 (Martin) snippet 2 (Jon)

Tim & Jon's Excellent American Adventure: 1 (at the airport) 2 (there was only one bed (platonic) aka literal sleeping together) 3 (statement dependence)

Dad!Jon: Jon has always had trouble imagining the future They name her Sasha

yet broken, still you breathe - Jon & Martin listen to The Amazing Devil

life's but a walking shadow - Martin gets Jon to recite some poetry (aka Jon is a Shakespeare nerd)

i will bring you ruin - Jon Sees Jonah's plans before he goes into the Lonely

Other snippets:

Post-Circus Jon angst

JonTim Literal Sleeping Together: China Edition

Martin & Tim say goodbye before the Unknowing

Not-Sasha visits the Trophy Room

Martin can bake?! - s1 Archive gang fluff

Somewhere Else - an explorations of possiblities

Peter Lukas is having a marvelous time.

Message from Jon to Martin, several days after his return from the Buried.

TAZ FIC

One-shots (links go to AO3)

L-U-P (multi-chap, ongoing) - What if Lucretia saw Lup's name burned into the wall and figured out where Lup was? Lup gets out of the umbrella early, and she and Lucretia team up to save the world.

take me back to the start - The Chalice makes Lucretia an offer, and she has to decide what price she is willing to pay for a second chance.

without you - Magnus and Lucretia have only been together, really together, for a couple weeks. When a routine scouting mission goes wrong, he has to face to prospect of nearly a year without her. Magnus/Lucretia fic set during Stolen Century.

a recipe for home - Taako tries to cook for the first time since Glamour Springs. When it goes wrong, Lucretia is there to lend a hand. Set during between the second Lunar Interlude and Petals.

by means of heat and time - Taako gives Angus a cooking lesson (a lifetime ago, Taako gives Lucretia a cooking lesson) - TAZ November Celebration Day 23 - Cooking

how this grace thing works - Taako helps Lucretia with post S&S nightmares, and maybe, just maybe, something starts to heal.

Eventually - Kravitz told Magnus he and Julia would eventually have to re-join the rest of the souls in the astral sea. He never thought about what he would do when “eventually” finally came.

Tumblr ficlets

hold on tight - The Birds get together for a family dinner after Story and Song, and Magnus and Lucretia have a talk about what it means to deserve a happy ending.

"Today's gonna be the best!" - The Birds have a snow day.

Barry is falling. - The moment right after Barry falls from the Starblaster, when he realizes what Lucretia has done.

What if Barry found Lup in Wave Echo Cave? - Barry finds Lup, and has to find a way to hold himself together.

“Shh, they’ll hear us!” - Taako and Angus plan a surprise.

TAZ November Celebration Day 21 - Night - A lil quiet moment between Davenport & Lucretia during Stolen Century.

TAZ November Celebration Day 17 - Rest - The crew of the Starblaster take a much-needed pause.

TAZ November Celebration Day 3 - Warmth - Taakitz Modern AU ficlet. Fluff!

almost home - Magnus returns to Raven’s Roost. (and an answer to the question, how did Magnus get Julia’s ring back?)

Metas/snippets

The Director aways has music playing in her office.

Lucretia never met the Judges in Cycle 65.

The birds and hugs

What if Raven’s Roost never fell?

The Light of Creation isn’t sentient, exactly.

If Lucretia saw Lup’s name burned into the wall and figured out where Lup was

Lucretia doesn’t remember the first time the Bulwark Staff spoke to her.

Lucretia wakes up in a white space.

After Story and Song, Davenport leaves. Lucretia says goodbye.

ORIGINAL WORK Sometimes I post things on here that aren’t fic!

Macbeth in the living room - A short written at the beginning of quarantine, before we really understood anything about how the virus actually worked. The mechanics of distancing are So Wrong but the sentiment is there. It’s a time capsule of a moment.

The One Who Stays Behind (short story)

OTHER BITS AND BOBS

Thoughts on wonder

Babel by RF Kuang time-travel fix-it (ish)

[thearchivtheantichrist]

i screamed/pos jontim save me….

I'm gonna haunt you in your head

The things we did, the last words I said

[klm-zoflorr]

OUH for writer ask game please

Ouh.....

O: What are your thoughts on people writing fanfic of your fanfic?

I'd be so fucking honored man. Like ask your hand in marriage instantly kind of honored. Jesus.

And that goes for literally everything like you want to write a completely different pairing than the one I wrote for? Go ahead, sure. You want to make my very sad fic happy or my very happy fic sad. I love it!

U: Is there a pairing you would like to write, but haven’t tried yet.

Sooooo many. I'm a huge multishipper and there are just so... Many... Possibilities....

At the top of my list for now are maybe... Mh. For atla, tyzula, zutara, azulaang, azutara, sokkla, tyluko, zhaozai, yueko, yukka,... I want to write some anidala and some dustbunny and todomomo, I'd like to write some michloe and michaella and cloecifer and mazeve and maybe mazifer from lucifer? I do like rhaenicent and i want to explore haelena/aegon or maybe aemond. Oh, rhaena/maegor too. Umm, from AOT there's historia/eren maybe annie/mikasa and annie/armin. I like levihan, or levi/erwin/hange... Ohhh and zeke and pieck too, reiner/historia, gabi/falco. I cant believe i havent said a single m/m ship so far LOL. Jeaneren! Levizeke, god how could i forget about zekehange Umm, i like the concept of mystique/magneto from the xmen, i wanted to write something for viktor novikov/dalia margolis from hitman. There's of course the whole mcyt scene, scarian, dreamnoblade (okay i really really need to get to this one), drunz, oh I wanted to write something about cletho at some point. Gemscar... Boat boys... And hazbin! I like static moth, radiostatic, i like alastor/charlie and the vees poly, angel/val in a way too though i'm not sure id call that a ship. Oh, cherry and pentious are very cool too.

And now for the behemoth there, tma, lol. I'd like to be writing some jontim, jonsasha, timsasha, haven't really done martinelias yet but yeah, that. Elias melanie, melanie georgie, daisira, jon/daisy/basira? Daisy/elias. Parasight. Jonah and all of his regency bfs, plus simon, oh and also the original elias. ummm jon/melanie, jon/georgie, basira/sasha, annabelle and some combination of jon and elias. Michael/sasha! And jon/michael, actually. Agnes Montague and literally anyone. Save me. Help.

Anyways... Yeah... These are the things i like and i... Probably... Missed some. Oops.

H: How would you describe your writing style?

Very wordy and long winded and precise, I know this is probably something to criticise about it but honestly i like it its mine and i want my reader to know EXACTLY what the blorbo is feeling. Idk. I've been told it's pretty emotional and dramatic too!

Thank you for the ask!!

Ask game

[saiintofawe]

jontim save me. save me jontim