#jason is my baby my blorbo my everything

[sonneambedo]

let me be cringe for a moment let me let m

"They say tears are holy. That there is a certain sacredness to them, that there are much more tears shed to answered than unanswered prayers.

Bullshit.

I cried a sea enough for Noah's Arc, I bled when I couldn't cry anymore, I sweated my life out as I choked to death in the smoke. Do you know what blood, sweat, and tears brought me? A merciless death. Slow, painful, merciless death. As if that wasn't enough, I woke up, once again, almost out of oxygen; stale air choking me, again, again - and despite all that I clawed my way out. I managed to leave the hellhole. Literal..."

A ghost of a laugh escapes his lips.

"You do not deserve my mercy; you left me to die, and despite your grief, you let him live. I thought I was going to be the last one.

I will make sure I am the last one.

You will not stop me."

The words are not a plea, nor a command. They are a simply stated fact, nothing more, nothing less. 

Joker will die, innocents will live.

He will have his revenge.

girliepops and boyopops and theythempops im so normal and so sane and i am not cryign about smth i made real quick i am not

[bookwormlover10]

look i love people talking about Terry, it's nice to have some more people in the fandom. But what REALLY rubs me wrong is how people are treating the Epilogue Clone Son Twist like it's Everything about Terry's character. You would Not introduce Harley Quinn as an anti-hero with her gf Poison Ivy. You would go into her PHD and history with the Joker first. I don't like how the "Batfam" fans just gloss over and "blorbo-fy" Terry into "poor widdle baby clone" and "sassy Future bat #7". His FAMILY and his attempts to keep his relationships stable despite being Batman ARE the things that make him stand out in the Batfamily. His past as a gang member and his acknowledgement of his mistakes with his repayment IS important to him - stop making him Damian but Better! or Jason but Better! He's Terry! he's a 90s child with all the cringe that goes with it!

Yea I agreed with you on somethings. Even though I personally don't really like the half clone twist, in the Grand scheme of things. The whole clone thing was only in one episode of justice league unlimited and they never brought it up again. It was never batman beyond itself. I don't read much comics but from I know the clone thing was Recon in comics. But that what people remembered and when people hear about they forget everything else that is interesting about his character! Which makes me not really liking the existence of epilogue. Even Thought I think the the episode fine on it own ending the cadmus ark

For the blorbo thing. It something that I noticed in a lot of fandoms. I just learned to ignore most of it.

For the Damian but better! Is something I don't really see. Because Damien was raised by literal assassins and Terry had a normal childhood. Don't really see how Terry could be Damien but better..... There origins or nothing alike.... There anger issues maybe. But that a common trait with bat boys. Like dick has it and Jason has it. So that not special. The only thing that I could think of that they have in common is there sperm donor and that their both future batman. Thought I personally think that there dynamic has potential

Jason but better is something I understand with giving how similar they are in a lot of things. Even fashioned tastes. But Terry was rocking the brown leather jackets and red bat symbols longer than Jason did... But seriously though with the simulator organs in some places. Terry was still a kid with a normal childhood was both his parents. He only started acting out is cause he couldn't handle his parents divorce and was a really bad kid. ( And from from what I know Terry is in the middle class) For what I know ( don't at me I haven't read a lot of comics) in his post crisis ( his second one) organs Jason only act up to survive. But overall was a good kid. ( For the most part. I think from my research...) I'm not going to continue this part before I butcher something. Their morals quiet different to. sent I got interested in Terry first I compared Jason to Terry. This that they would have an interesting dynamic.

For the sassy future batman is something I could see. Thought me personally I see Terry like a spider man like Batman.( Maybe because I'm bias and I like Spider-Man) Terry organs has things similar to a spider man story. ( But people have talk to death about that.) Terry also has that spider man humor. Thought he is seared when need to be. ( This is just me rambling at this point)

[pevensiechase]

Hi Lexi!!

*finger gun 👉* *attempt at a threatening voice*: this is a robbery, hand over your thoughts about TTPD. (pls 🥺)

I wanna know what you thought of it, what was your favourite song? Most hated song? Theories about lore? Blorbo connections? General impressions?

Oh gosh, I have THOUGHTS

Favorite song: I Can Do It With A Broken Heart and Peter

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ICDIWABH is just so...I love it. Such a mood. Also very sad. My favorite part is "I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It's an art." Also, I LOVE how they have the counting from her in-ears to symbolize The Eras Tour.

AND PETER. It's so bittersweet. And also makes me think of Jason Todd. It gave me a fic idea, and it's been on brainrot rotate for a few days.

Most hated song:

I really don't like doing this, but probably Guilty as Sin? Idk, the biblical references/heresy and innuendos just kinda make me uncomfortable.

Theories about lore:

Idk if this is lore but in How Did It End? Okay, so this one is people asking how it ended (assuming her relationship with Joe), but I also hear it as she's asking herself and Joe how? Like, how could it end? How could it have ended? They were going so well, how could it have ended? Because she thought he was her forever.

And I can't stop thinking about how much she wanted to get married. Like, were they engaged? Did he break it off?

Also, idc what people say, I can't believe that Down Bad is about Matty Healy. He doesn't deserve a heartbroken love song like that to be about him.

Blorbo connections:

I've already connected Peter to Jason in my head. Cassandra as Cass Cain, and Robin as all the Robins. I saw a post saying "don't listen to Robin and imagine Dick singing it to Jason" so that made me sad.

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? reminds me of Dick because there are a lot of mirrorball parallels.

General Impressions:

Don't @ me, I'm gonna tear it apart a little bit.

I'm so sick of Jack Antonoff's synth.

A lot of Midnights, 1989 Vault, and TTPD sound THE SAME. And I know, I know, Taylor knows what she is doing, and she trusts Jack, but I'm tired of that freakin' synth. Jack is good, but can bro change it up a bit?

I listened to it all the way through with my friends, so I didn't really have a lot of time to unpack everything *insert John Mulaney "now we don't have time to unpack all that" meme*

But, a lot of them just...didn't make an impression on me. I thought I was gonna like Florida!!! because I like Florence + the Machine, but it just...idk, Flo's voice didn't feel right to me.

I have no memory of the first three songs.

THE BABY LINE IN But Daddy I Love Him. Oh my gosh, that took me out.

I like the Anthology better than the original release.

Overall, the witchy/biblical references kinda weirded me out a bit.

I honestly feel bad for her. She's going through it. The songs are kind of all over the place, and I feel like that kinda represents her mental state. It's a bit unsettling though.

Idk, I didn't like it as much as I thought I would, but there are a few songs that stood out.

[krizariel]

all of your wips sound so good 👀 so hard to choose just one xD but i think im gonna ask about “angels like you”

This one is a short comic, entirely based on "angels like you" by Miley Cyrus. I just happened to be minding my business in twitter and of course, twitter drama popped in, in the form of "OMG miley cyrus has such a wonderful voice" and "nono she sucks that's just her microphone not really a capella". Anyway, I just listened to the video which happened to be her singing that song and while everyone was arguing about whether or not Miley's voice is good or is just her microphone, all I could think about was: THIS SONG FITS MY BLORBOS AAAAAAAAAAA. The comic is panels with no dialogue just random story revolving around the chorus, from Jason's POV:

I know that you're wrong for me Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave I brought you down to your knees 'Cause they say that misery loves company It's not your fault I ruin everything And it's not your fault I can't be what you need Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me I'm everything they said I would be

[gretahayes]

Ask game, dc comics (duh >:))

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Tim Drake! It's...pretty obvious lmao but it's between him and Dick. My favorite little guys :)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

BART!!!! HE'S SUCH A GUY!!! I'M INSANE ABOUT HIM

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Most definitely Duke, I learnt more about his origins lately and he's such a tragic character??? Like prime angst potential right there, he's such a troublemaker but so authentic and kind all the same. Or CASS I LOVE HER AND HER EVERYTHING and I know I don't really talk about her all that much here but she means so so much to me

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Donna or Kory or Cassie I LOVE them I love women so so much I'll never shut up about them

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Damian!! He's such a little guy....such a sad little dude...he'll always be a preteen to me but what DC is doing with him rn is so fascinating...he's a wet cat I blame it on his genes (Talia and Bruce)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Kon like idc he already goes through so much I love him and want to dissect him like an insect

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

/srs probably the Joker but /j definitely Jason I feel like he'd appreciate meeting the devil since he went to the Good Place when he died

(ask game)

[bittercape]

2022 fanworks roundup

For a year where I, by all appearences, did nothing at all for the first half, quite a lot happened.

ART

I painted Bucky and Clint as pirates for the Winterhawk AU Bang, and was claimed by two amazing writers. The resulting fics are from the water thrown, discarded by veryrach and free as the wind that blows past me by flowerparrish, and they're both amazing <3

For the Winterhawk Big Bang, I made art for Hold Your Nerve by Inktastic1711 and for don’t care what you did (as long as you love me) by veryrach.

For the Rusty Quill Big Bang, I made art for The Haunting of Elias Bouchard by With_the_Wolves

FIC

I would have tried to sort this into fandoms or ships, but honestly they do get a little bit mixed up. So, chronologically:

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, 11k, explicit

For the Winterhawk Big Bang I wrote a shenanigans-filled adventure featuring my favourite things to write: Competent Clint, Thirsty Bucky and Helpful Tony. Hopefully, one day, someone will see fit to draw mermicorn Clint like the world deserves. This fic is blessed with art from amoredition.

of people wrapped up tight in the things that will kill them

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd, 7k at 19/31 chapters, mature for violence

For whumptober, I haven't yet managed to finish Bucky, Clint and Jason's no good very bad day. Now that kinkmas is over (more on that later) I will hopefully have time to do it.

Raps at my window, waits at the gate

Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, 2865 words, explicit

At this point I had fallen into the DC hole courtesy of Jason Todd (new blorbo!) and the magnificent fic Give Thanks To Broken Bones by thepartyresponsible, who is one of the most brilliant writers out there and I recommend everything they've ever written. After this brief flailing break: My first adventure in DC features new OTP Jason Todd/Slade Wilson (because I absolutely cannot resist a grumpy old bastard) and my favourite type of Tim Drake, the slightly unhinged version. Regular readers might be able to see a pattern here.

What Spring Does With the Cherry Trees

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, 32k, explicit

The Winterhawk Olympic Big Bang made me finish this, which has been in progress for more than a year and the is the longest thing I've ever written. This is a bit different from my usual pace - it's a slow story that lets Clint and Bucky take their time to grow closer and fall in love. For this story I was lucky enough to collaborate with three artists: Dr. Girlfriend, VexedBeverage, and Call-Me-Kayyyyy. All their works are embedded in the story.

Baguettes At Dawn

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, 45k, explicit

Another labour of love on which veryrach and I have been collaborating on since February. It's a silly and fun bakery AU, spawned from a single pun I brutally eradicated from Rach's soft & delicate desires; hopefully, close to 45k of sourdough and madeleines later, the slaughter of a single pun was worth it.

American Thighs

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, 3k, teen and up

For the Winterhawk Wonderland Exchange, I got back on my bullshit and wrote fake dating, a meat market of a christmas party, and a devious Natasha.

For the Batfam Kinkmas Exchange I wrote a whole pile of works. That's what happens with new blorbos, I'm told.

The Seduction of Jason Todd

Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, 3565 words, explicit

Truth be told, I struggled a lot with this. I got my assigment, grasped the wish for fluff&smut like a baby koala, and then I realised fluff does not come naturally to Deathstroke the Terminator. Sincere apologies to the disproportionate amount of friends who had to suffer through my wailing about this for six weeks; but I do think it was worth it in the end.

Man of Milk and Honey

Michelin Man/Jason Todd, blessedly short at 1k, explicit

I don't know what to say about this. A comment about how the Michelin Man was made of ice cream combined with the prompt and the general vibes in the server planted a seed in my mind and I had no choice but to inflict it on everyone else. You have been warned.

Take Of Me What You Please

Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, 2667 words, explicit

I wanted to write a treat for Jack, who saw me hovering at the edge of the pit, and joyfully dragged me in. Incidentally, I also fullfilled my own Christmas wish, so no vicarious motives here.

Get Me A Taste Of Some Chaos

John Constantine/Jason Todd, 4k, explicit

I could not resist the detailed and varied request, and so we have 5+1 times John Constantine met Jason Todd, featuring swords, tentacles and various magic bullshit.

Get Into Your Slide

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd, 2476 words, explicit

Rach is, for all intents and purposes, my partner in crime, and my main cheerleader, my worst enabler. She deserves the world, but rather than that, I wrote her some porn for Christmas. Or rather, due to scheduling reasons, for New Year's.

Lay This Body Down

Jason Todd/Slade Wilson, 1621 words, explicit

There's a long and involved story about one word prompts and the Birdwatchers server, but the relevant part here is that I signed up for the word Bind at the very end of a long marathon, and decided to combine it with a kinkmas treat. Mostly to push myself to get it done. Shibari and kink discovery.

Total word count, excepting the works on which I am listed as co-creator but haven't written a single word:

117.267

My previous record was 61k in 2020, it's no wonder it feels like a lot this year.

[dumbfuck-mojave]

Spoon Recovery Unit

Franchise: Scream

Pairing: Randy Meeks x Reader

Also Featured: Reader’s roommate I made up :D

Warnings: It’s another chronic illness fic, so pain and illness warnings. Randy do be crying, but out of love. Happy things. Mention of cannibalism but only in reference to a movie. Food. 

A/N: I ACTUALLY WROTE A FIC WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT IT TO ANYONE. Anyways, here’s a blorbo. I love writing uno reverse comfort because Randy deserves to be loved >:(. Also if you don’t have chronic illness you can definitely take this as general sickness, I don’t mind. The title is in reference to the ‘spoon theory’, it’s basically what disabled people/people with chronic pain or illness use to “measure” how much energy they have and can use for activities. I do not have a lot of spoons rn lol. 

Word Count: 1,557

@thirsting4slashers @highonbandcandy​ omg who would have known it’s another Randy fic

“Aaaaaand, boom! Nice, I remembered to rewind it!”

You let out a soft chuckle as Randy padded back over towards you, bare feet quietly hitting against the sliver of wood floor that wasn’t covered up by your dormmate’s massive dogwood colored shag rug. She had a knack for interior design, you had to admit, your shared room being marked with her style while still giving you space to express yourself too. Though, she was not impractical, noted by the heavy blackout curtains that were now drawn back to let light into the room, filtered by the more decorative tulle covers that usually sat over the blackouts. 

“Thank you for coming over. It’s nice having you here.” 

“Don’t thank me, I’m happy to be here,” Randy smiles, carefully inching his way back into his spot on your bed, so as to not disturb you. Although his smile is quickly replaced by a grimace as he hears a loud clicking noise when you move to snuggle up next to him.

“What was that?”

“My left ankle, at least it feels better now,” You sigh, moving to get into an even more comfortable position against him, “Can’t say that about my shoulders, though.” 

Admittedly, you had been nervous when you called Randy over, not wanting to bear the thought of loneliness when you were in this much pain and sickness. Your roommate was gone for the weekend and you were bedridden from the intensity of nausea you were currently experiencing. But when Randy had dropped everything to come to you immediately, bringing all your favorite things, some of the fog seemed to clear from your pounding mind, replaced with a sense of sweet fuzziness only love could produce. It was a good trade-off, Randy and you had only been together a few months but it was still so much more than any of your exes had ever done for you. You had a feeling he would do it a thousand times over, and that thought only made your love and admiration for him grow stronger. You snap out of your hazy flashbacks when you feel Randy’s fingers brush down against your cheek. 

“You okay?” Randy whispers, his fingers continuing their soft path of motion. 

“Yeah, just thinking…” You reply, pressing your cheek into the soft fabric of his shirt. He had been wearing a sweatshirt when he got to your dorm, one with the Windsor emblem on it, but had quickly surrendered it to you the moment you asked. You just wanted to hold it, was all. It was secured tightly in your arms at the moment, or as tightly as you could manage right now. 

“I like your shirt, where did you get it?” You spoke, eyes trailing down to the folded print of Jason’s mask.

“Oh, paid some dude in one of my classes way too much money for it. He was going to Planet Hollywood with his family for his sister’s birthday or whatever.”

“Baby it’s a shirt.”

“It’s a COOL shirt.” Randy corrected, booping your nose.

“You got scammed.”

“It’s not a scam if I’m aware how outrageous his asking price was.”

You both laughed at that, though your suddenly wincing at the pain in your head had Randy falling abruptly silent.

“Have you eaten anything yet today?” 

“No,” You sigh, eyes turning to the plastic bags sitting on your nightstand, “Although I know what you’re hiding in there.” 

Randy rolls his eyes but smirks at you, reaching over to grasp the stressed handles. You had been smelling your favorite take-out in those bags, and you were ready. You give a hum of approval as he sets the foam carton on your lap, carefully trying to balance it on your slightly turned legs. 

“I have a bed tray, you know.” You say as Randy shoots his hand out to catch another carton slipping off your duvet. 

“That’s the best news I’ve heard all week, I am NOT spilling my sauce today. Where is it?” 

After Randy set up the tray and helped you move into a more comfortable position for eating, he finally unpaused the movie and you ate in your own agreeable silence, listening to whatever commentary or facts Randy was spouting off about a certain scene. Despite your pain, you felt relaxed. Safe. Mentally you were okay despite your physical ailments, and that’s all you could ever want. All you could ever want a partner to make you feel. 

“Pause the movie.”

Randy glanced at you confused, but did as he was told. You struggled to prop yourself up, shushing him when he opened his mouth in protest. 

“Okay, listen. Just for a moment, capisci? You’re amazing. You’re wonderful and sweet and caring and I couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend. You have shown more care for me than any of my other partners ever did and even when I feel like actual death, you can find a way to turn it around into one of the softest and most enjoyable days I’ve had in awhile. Even on good days, you make everything so much brighter and better! The way you hold me, kiss me, make me smile, you’re just so… you and I never want to give that up, ever. So I’m promising you right now that I’ll be here, as long as you’ll have me. On good days, on bad days, sick days and healthy days, I’ll be with you. I love your jokes and I love your passion for everything you do. You’re spectacular and you should be told that every waking moment. So, I promise forevermore I will keep showering you in love everyday, and if I ever don’t it will be the day the world stops spinning. I know this is new and overwhelming to you, but it’s all deserved. You deserve all the love in the world, and I can only attempt to give that to you. Today is just one example of how well you treat me, I promise to do the same to you.” 

You gulp, staring at the tears pooling in Randy’s eyes and feeling the mist in your own. It takes a few minutes for him to choke back tears long enough to say something, but he finally does. 

“Those sounded like marriage vows.”

You assumed he was trying to get you to laugh at that, to distract from how emotional he had gotten, but you didn’t give in.

“I’m going to marry you one day.”

Randy squeaks as his hands fly up to his face and you frown, wrapping an arm around his shoulders, despite the burning sensation. 

“It’s okay to cry, Randy.”

You feel him nod as you nestle into the top of his head, placing a soft kiss there. You sat with him in silence again, slowly feeling the shake in Randy’s shoulders lessen as he sniffles and gives you a soft nudge to let you know he’s about to straighten up. 

“You are awful, you know that? I’m the one who should be comforting you and making you feel better, not the other way around.”

“Just you being here makes me feel better, I wanted to let you know.” You lean in to kiss him, a kiss which he happily returns. You can feel the dampness of his skin and the excessive heat radiating off him, but it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters except him. 

“Oh, I almost forgot!” Randy shouts out as he rummages through the other bag, you gazing at him fondly. A sound of triumph comes from him as he locates his prize, proudfully showing it to you. It’s a decently sized dog plush, with short cropped ‘fur’ and patches of brown against the white body. You give him a kiss on the cheek as you take it from him, wrapping his own sweatshirt around it. 

“Thank you, I love you.”

“I love you too. So much.” Randy replies, leaning in to give you another kiss on the lips, the dog pushing against his chest. You have a smirk when you pull away, and Randy looks at you with suspicion in his eyes.

“I should probably have told you sooner, but you bumped the tray to press down on my heating pad and I’m kind of getting burned right now.”

The color drains from Randy’s face, “Oh my God, I’m so sorry!”

“It’s fine, I promise. But I should probably fix it if I want to keep myself from turning into something the Sawyer family would eat.” 

That got Randy to chuckle as he moved the tray off of you, and you smiled. 

“I’m honestly surprised Shelley hasn’t popped back up yet, she usually forgets half her things when she leaves for more than an hour.” 

Randy blushes and looks away, “Yeah well, I wouldn’t want her to have seen *that* anyway.”

You shush him again and he looks back over at you, “She wouldn’t have cared, nor should she. She thinks you’re cute.” 

“Cute as in a pity way or cute as in a cute way.”

“Cute in a cute way. But I don’t have to worry about her stealing you because she absolutely hates horror movies.”

“Like I would ever do that anyway.” Randy scoffs, but smiles at you. 

“Yeah yeah.” You reply, snuggling back down into the sheets, “Let’s just get back to the movie.” 

[hopefulobjectmiracle]

the good place~!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): i adore all of the characters on this show so much, but the first one i really fell in love with was eleanor shellstrop. i love that she’s such a disaster at first (but an incredibly iconic one). she really is the worst in s1, but that just makes it so great how she initially starts off as a trashbag from arizona, and eventually grows into a kind, wonderful, truly good person. she is the embodiment of everything the show stands for, and i cherish her an amount that is most definitely not normal. also she’s a bi icon and i love that for her :)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): jason mendoza!! he's precious and his love for blake bortles is absolutely hilarious. i love his ridiculous quotes and his sweet words of wisdom that quite often turn out to be really emotionally intelligent. he's just so lovable and his endless optimism is so much fun to watch. also, honorable mention to janet, my favorite not-a-girl/not-a-robot <3

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): JEFF THE DOORMAN!!! it definitely helps that he's played by mike o' malley bc of my burt hummel bias, but his love for frogs is really so cute and one of the highlights of the finale was seeing him finally getting a real one. 

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): shawn!! marc evan jackson is a gem in every single role he plays, but he really, really nailed shawn’s evil personality. only shawn can make a quote about flattening penises sound threatening, and i’ve incorporated most of the things he says into my daily vernacular. i can’t tell you the number of times i’ve said ‘shut up, glenn!’ in real life, lol. i love this little bitch man so much <3

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): well, all of the human characters on this show are intially being tormented for fun, so they're out - and i think tormenting trevor the demon would be much more entertaining. i swear, i can’t even watch parks and rec because i find it so hard to believe that ben is a good person after watching trevor first. he deserves to be tormented (or retired). 

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): all of them, because it's a show set in hell 😂 but no, really, i think i'd send brent norwalk from s4 to superhell because he's the only one who never really improved....i mean, even in the finale, the man was sitting through the tests over and over again for years without passing. yikes.

[nottheleastbrave]

The 100 for the fandom ask game?

Oh my gosh ALL OF THEM okay let's go (also obviously we are ignoring season 7):

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Tie between Bellamy Fucking Blake and Raven Reyes the Light of My Life. Bellamy's arc in the first two seasons? *chef's kiss* Everything about Raven? Also *chef's kiss*

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): MONTY. I believe my tag for him at one point was "I live a Monty Green appreciation life" and honestly still true.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Nathan Miller. Although mostly underappreciated by the canon, the fandom has usually understood the importance of Nathan Miller.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Monroe! I miss Monroe. OG 100 5ever.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): not sure if this 100% counts but CLARKE GRIFFIN. She's such an interesting and complicated character and she gets some completely undeserved hate (from the fandom and in canon!) for being put in terrible situations outside of her control and I just think she's INCREDIBLE. Like I could write a full dissertation about Clarke Griffin. Also honestly I will love her forever for "I have no idea how to do that" in season one.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I mean obviously Murphy. I love him but what a little gremlin.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): FUCKING PIKE. or Jason

Blorbo etc ask game

[tacticalhimbo]

too lazy to log into main far cry(all or just one of them ur choice) and tow for .. blorbo plinko fandom meme

you know what? i respect that. you'll get characters for every far cry and the outer worlds (including dlcs) i have played simply bc i admire the dedication.

i will however spare the dash and place this under a cut ksdjkdkdks

also!! everything i say is in a light-hearted nature. there's nuance with a lot of these characters because far cry is almost... designed to make social commentary. and i throw a lot of it out the window for the jokes.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

far cry 3: listen. jason gave me my name. literally named myself after this pathetic little white boy. but also... dr earnhardt. my beloved.

far cry 4: yuma my beloved 💕 i love her so much and i love the characterization the dlc added to her and i just. UGH. stan.

far cry 5: staci... baby boy. light of my life right there. i can fix him—

far cry new dawn: the judge. not bc they're the deputy tho. like. even before i knew that i just. gravitated toward them. genderless? mute? friend of animals? peak vibes right there.

far cry 6: juan!! he reminds me of my friend's dad so there is much love in my heart for him.

the outer worlds: vicar max... for no reasons in particular >_>;;

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

far cry 3: none of them give me that energy really but ig jason counts bc again... i named myself after the damn fool.

far cry 4: bhadra... sweet baby girl!! actual baby. a very good kid and caught in a situation nobody, esp a kid, should go through. ajay adopts her canon idc i make the rules

far cry 5: peaches... i love 😭 literally friend shaped but like. emotional support cougar right there.

far cry new dawn: fcnd sharky... UGHHH the dad bod 🥵 friend shaped. good for man6 things. doing his best. love him.

far cry 6: philly. eugh he has peak bro energy. would suffer through drinking beer just to hang out with him.

the outer worlds: parvati holcomb my beloved. would give her the world and then some!!

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

far cry 3: oliver! i love that stoner with my whole ass heart. he deserves the world after what happened on rook and i wish him nothing but the best.

far cry 4: i'd say every character bc far cry fans slept on this game bc....racism. but noore!! i love noore!! she just wanted to do good by kyrat and be a beacon for providing healthcare and stability and like. she put her family above all else. i love her.

far cry 5: tracey... i feel for her so badly, esp. bc she was friends with rachel before she became faith. and then she lost the only other person she had in her life that was close with her like that... 😭😭

far cry new dawn: underrated... hmmmmmmmm nana. she is a batshit crazy old lady who can and will kill a bitch between knitting. i love her. can she adopt me—

far cry 6: paolo!! fuck do i love him. everyone gives him shit for wanting to leave yara but like. he's queer. even among the guerrilla resistance, he faces active discrimination and violence. i do not blame him for putting himself first. it is not his responsibility to "fix" the mindset of others and i will die on that hill.

the outer worlds: ada... i have a weak spot for sentient, sarcastic yet loving ai

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

far cry 3: sam. SAM... my sweet german man. lemme give him a kiss 🥺 he deserved so much more.

far cry 4: not obsure but pagan bc i will not shut up about him.

far cry 5: virgil. that is all. would put him in friend shaped category but he's such a side character that nobody really pays attention to him so. his smile... i want a button from him.

far cry new dawn: selene!! i love her so much. she's doing her damn best and that is. all that matters.

far cry 6: rosa mel paquete, aka gilberto rosario. a spymaster drag queen? can fit into the poor little meow meow category but i have seen no content around miss paquete at all so!!

the outer worlds: halcyon helen 💕

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

far cry 3: mmh this one might catch me flack but buck. yes. the super sadomasochist. listen... he's interesting to psychoanalyze. plus the whole "history teacher" arc was just. great. funny. he has potential when he isn't doing... all that!

far cry 4: gonna say it, fc4 willis supremacy. he is a douche. he's a disgusting fed. and i love him. i want to give him the best-worst time he could ever have.

far cry 5: faith/rachel. she's popular but she's obviously problematic... she's one of the seeds... but!! she's a victim. fucked up what she's done but there is potential for her. the dlc even shows that, but won't spoil it. she deserves the chance to recover and heal.

far cry new dawn: thomas rush is a poor little meow meow. he's not unpopular or controversial or anything. he is just. a man. and i love that for him. been through a lot and for what!!! nothing.

far cry 6: maría... she is evil and i love that for her. peak girlboss. there's a lot of nuance around her role (but explaining is spoilers so!)

the outer worlds: adjutant akande. i love her for similar reasons to maría. she's so powerful 😌

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

far cry 3: riley, but in a "i love you and will torment you to make you laugh" kinda way. it's the older sibling instinct!! but like. opposite to john. i want to give riley the world and will give him some tough love to support him.

far cry 4: de pluer... 🥰 he'd kill me after and it'd be worth it.

far cry 5: john. he's an absolute bastard and as an older sibling, it is my duty to torment him as he's the baby of the family. cain instinct activated.

far cry new dawn: roger. for similar reasons to bembé.

far cry 6: bembé. not in a "i hate him and it's funny" way but in a "i love him and want to torment him for it" kinda way.

the outer worlds: rockwell and administor ludovico. old, uptight men are just 👁👄👁 prime targets.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

far cry 3: hoyt. fuckin' wish dot com elon musk headass... hate him! deserves nothing but the worst honestly babes.

far cry 4: sabal 😐 no room in my house for people who use religion/tradition to excuse their shitty behavior.

far cry 5: hurk drubman senior. fuck his conservative, maga headass. he'd probably call me a slur and it's on sight with him.

far cry new dawn: genuinely could not think of anyone bc like. idk. ethan is probably the closest one i'd send. he just needs to give me one good reason not to.

far cry 6: antón 😐 i'm still not recovered from the ending.

the outer worlds: i couldn't think of anybody... 💀