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There’ll always be an England
“On leave Thursday next. Taking 4:15. Will need extra rations,” James read the telegram aloud again, holding the flimsy paper in his hand, though he might as well have left it propped on the mantle as he knew the words by heart. “You wouldn’t know it was Tristan writing—”
“The extra rations part sounds like him” Helen said, not looking up from the documents spread in front of her on the dining room table. “Only the cost of the telegram could have kept him from listing out his favorites, Mrs. H’s roast, Yorkshire pudding, sprouts, and treacle tart with custard.”
“I don’t know where she’ll find half that these days,” James said. Mrs. Hall’s cookery skills meant that the sauceless rissoles and patties she served up were tastier than they had any right to be, but it was lean times in the Dales just like everywhere in England and James would have given a great deal not to be faced with another supper of cauliflower cheese.
“She’ll find what she needs. Tris’ll be home, she’d fly to Heaven and back to make sure he got what he wanted. Siegfried won’t even grumble much, he’ll be that glad Tris is back, even for a short visit,” Helen said.
“I wonder how changed he’ll be. I still see him in his jersey and that old tweed jacket. I suppose he’ll be in uniform, all kitted out.”
“He’ll be the same in all the ways that count,” Helen said, sealing one last envelope and setting it aside, then leaning back in the high-backed chair almost as if she expected it to be comfortable. “You’ll see. It will likely only take a quarter of an hour for him to have Siegfried up in arms about something and then Tris’ll want to be away to Drover’s.”
*
As it turned out, it took approximately one minute for Siegfried to blow up, which was in a fair way to setting a new record, but no other denizen of Skeldale House could really blame him. It had been a shock, a very great shock, to open the front door to find Tristan standing there with a close-cropped beard, his great-coat billowing around him, peaked cap at the proper angle, without a hint of jauntiness. And beside him, an elfin-faced brunette in a near-spotless Wren’s uniform stood with her gloved hand on Tristan’s arm.
“Your wife?” Siegfried bellowed. “Your. Wife. Tristan, explain yourself!”
“But not on the doorstep for all the world to hear,” Audrey interjected. “Come in and I’ll make us all a nice cup of tea. I’m sure we’ll all appreciate that.”
“I’d appreciate some whisky,” James muttered under his breath, low enough that only Helen could hear. She squeezed his hand in mute commiseration.
Siegfried turned and stalked back inside.
Audrey moved quickly towards the kitchen where they could see her putting the kettle on and arranging cups and saucers on the large tea-tray.
James made a little waving gesture to allow Tristan and his wife to go in first, Helen offering a friendly smile in the general vicinity of Tristan’s bride, but the other woman was focused only on Tristan and made no particular attempt to keep her voice down or her remarks private.
“I said you should write a real letter and not rely on a telegram, Tristan. My father would have had my head at home if I just showed up at front door with you. Aunt Mary might have struck me off the family tree—"
“Trust me, darling, advance warning would only have made this worse,” Tristan said and then looked over his shoulder to catch James’s eye. “You know I’m right, Jim. Helen, you’re looking well.”
“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, Tris,” James said.
“When don’t I, when it comes to Siegfried?”
“It’s not just Siegfried,” Helen said. “Audrey—Mrs. H has been worrying over you near as much as her Edward. And I don’t know how she did it, but she’s got enough eggs for real Yorkshire pudding.”
“Mrs. H’s Yorkshire pudding,” Tristan breathed. “I know I asked for extra rations but I never thought she’d manage that. I was only hoping for treacle tart.”
“She’s got that as well,” James said. “She slapped Siegfried’s hand away when he tried to pinch a bit of the crust.”
“She must love you dearly,” Tristan’s wife said. “I shan’t worry so much, I see I’m in good company.”
*
“So, will you go about this properly, now?” Siegfried said, seated in his armchair, a steaming cup of tea beside him, Jess at his feet, evidently sensing Siegfried might need some soothing. Dash, perhaps showing greater wisdom, stayed in his basket by the fire.
“I’ll try,” Tristan said. “To be fair though, Siegfried, it’s not all my fault, how everything happened. The war, you know.”
“I know. Go on,” Siegfried said in a clipped tone. Audrey inclined her head in silent remonstrance and Siegfried gave her a slight nod. “Please.”
“As I started to say at the door, this dear girl is Sybil Farnon and we were married a week ago and how it happened was frankly a miracle,” Tristan said, bringing his wife’s hand up to his lips for a brief kiss. She sat beside him on the sofa and gave him a fond look before she spoke.
“What a horrid explanation, Tristan. Have you never introduced anyone before?” Sybil scolded. Tristan only smiled. “I do apologize for him—”
“You needn’t,” Audrey said. “If anyone’s to blame for his manners or lack thereof, it’s us at Skeldale House.”
“You mean me,” Siegfried said just as Tristan said, “Thereof? Pretty posh, Mrs. H—”
“You’d best just get on with it,” Helen interrupted, her remark and gaze squarely focused on young Mrs. Farnon. “If you wait for them to leave off, we’ll never find out anything about you and the dinner will be ruined.”
“Oh, I’m used to a bit of a squabble. I’ve three younger brothers at home, a father who used to be an Irish socialist, and grandfather who’s a strait-laced, dyed-in-the-wool Tory,” Sybil said.
“How does a Tory come to have an Irish socialist for a son?” James asked.
“Donk, my grandfather, that is, is the Earl of Grantham and my father was his chauffeur, even though Daddy didn’t believe in the British aristocracy. He still doesn’t, not really,” Sybil explained. “My mother was the Earl’s youngest daughter and it was a terrible scandal when they ran away together. She died when I was born and I grew up on the estate until my father remarried when I was eight. I was never called Sybil until I became a Wren. Everyone at home called me Sybbie.”
“The other Wrens, everyone on the base all called you Bran,” Tristan said.
“Except for you,” Sybil said. It was clear there was a story there, but that she’d not be telling it now and possibly not even after tart was finished down to the last crumb.
“And how did you and Tristan meet?” Audrey asked.
“After my father stopped being the chauffeur, he worked as the estate agent but then he started an auto repair shop with my uncle Henry. He’d been a race-car driver,” Sybil said. “My father says forget blue blood, I’ve got motor oil in my veins—I work as a mechanic. The first time Tristan saw me I was wearing my overall and I was up to my elbows in the guts of a transport lorry.”
“Prettiest sight you could ever imagine,” Tristan said. “I was nearly struck dumb. I could finally understand why you walked around all the time like a gormless pillock before Helen agreed to marry you, Jim.”
“Tristan!” Sybil exclaimed.
“It’s all right,” James said. “That part’s true. The part I find hard to believe is Tristan being struck dumb.”
“I did say nearly, Jim. Keep up, will you?” Tristan grinned.
“I’d like to say Tristan was a perfect gentleman,” Sybil went on, “but I’ve always been told I should begin as I mean to go on and I can’t see myself spending the next fifty-odd years lying to the lot of you.”
“That’s a wise choice, as we’d never have believed you,” Siegfried said.
“I will say that he was a gentleman when I needed one and a perfect rogue the rest of the time,” Sybil said. “He’s shockingly reliable when one least expects it—”
“And charming,” Tristan added. “That’s how we managed Chief Wren Peabody-Shaw, that lemon-faced—”
“I think the less said the better when it comes to you charming your way in or out of something involving the Royal Navy,” Audrey said, turning to Sybil. “It sounds as if you sent your family a rather more detailed letter, lass.”
“I wrote a half-dozen—one to my father and one to my step-mama so she could keep him from raving. Then ones to Aunt Mary, my grandparents, Mr. Carson, he’s the old butler, and one to my cousin George, though I don’t know when he’ll get it as he’s an RAF pilot,” Sybil said.
“So your bride was able to write six different letters despite her work as a mechanic and you couldn’t even send a dozen words, Tristan?” Siegfried said.
“We’re here, aren’t we? Do you intend to grumble at us the entire time?” Tristan said.
“I’ve every right,” Siegfried grumbled, then smiled and shrugged. “I shouldn’t like to give your Sybil the wrong impression, that I let you run roughshod over the rest of us, that you are allowed to prance about and have your own way, no matter the inconvenience to others.”
“Prance about? Am I a show pony at a gymkhana?” Tris laughed.
“A show pony would be better behaved,” Sybil said smartly. “I can’t believe you’d win a ribbon.”
“Not even honorable mention?” Tris said. James rolled his eyes and Helen snorted. “What, I can be honorable and we all know I’m widely mentioned in Darrowby.”
“Best appetite, if they were giving out an award for that,” Audrey said. “Speaking of, I shan’t like to see that roast dry out.”
“It would never dare,” Tristan said. “And you’ve probably made lashings of your delicious gravy—”
“Lashings isn’t what I’d say. There’s a war on, as you well know,” Audrey replied.
“I do. Which is why I don’t want to waste another moment of our leave debating what’s done, instead of enjoying ourselves. I can’t think when I’m likely to eat this well until my next leave,” Tristan said.
“Perhaps with Mrs. Farnon’s family,” Helen said.
“No, they’ve gone meatless and plowed up the park for a Victory garden,” Sybil said. “It’s all vegetable marrows and nut cutlets. We should tuck in, Tristan is right. We’re lucky to be here.”
“We’re lucky to have you,” James said.
“No,” Siegfried interrupted. “We’re blessed.”
#all creatures great and small 2020#all creatures great and small x downton abbey#crossover AU#tristan farnon/sybbie branson#sybbie branson#tristan farnon#siegfried farnon#audrey hall#james/helen#helen alderson#james herriot#wwii#on leave#meeting the family#downton abbey#romance#family#domestic#fluff#I'm not sure who wants to read this but I enjoyed writing it#when period dramas collide#acgas 2020
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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!
#the magnus archives#tma fanart#tma#the magnus archives fanart#this was a great art exercise for improvement. i learnt a lot#will eventually do protocol since i already have a few ideas in mind#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#peter lukas#elias bouchard#melanie king#georgie barker#basira hussain#daisy tonner#tim stoker#sasha james#jane prentiss#gerard keay#gerry keay#gertrude robinson#agnes montague#annabelle cane#michael distortion#helen distortion#nikola orsinov#oliver banks#simon fairchild#jude perry#mike crew#please keep in mind these are only my headcanons and while they may not align with your own that does not warrant any hate
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this cumbersome and heavy body.
(TW for canon-typical body horror)
I finished this little project about a year ago (by little I mean this thing was a MONSTER took me months to get around to finishing) and honestly every opportunity I get to share it I will goddamit. Unfortunately I can find the TikTok that put the idea in my head but it was just going to be a short snippet of the song until my brain exploded and the rest was born. For my first attempt at a project like this, I'm pretty happy with it.
Here’s a few of my favorite frames~
#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#artists on tumblr#mother mother#jonathan sims#sasha james#annabelle cane#jude perry#martin blackwood#michael distortion#helen distortion#michael crew#jane prentiss#manuela dominguez#jared hopworth#oliver banks#daisy tonner#basira hussain#tim stoker#sorry for all the tags#mag 160#tma animatic
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Various magnus archives drawings I did while listening to it (I stopped at mag 101 for unguessable reasons)
#the magnus archives#tma#art#erm okay theres a lot of characters. how do I tag these#michael distortion#gerard keay#jonathan sims#sasha james#helen distortion#gertrude robinson#There are more drawings I might post them later
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tma cast in a nutshell (again)
Bruno madrigal
Depression personified
Bisexuality personified
Sasha
the cooler Sasha
a sailor ig
Is in federal state prison
'Detective'
Smart old woman that can't organize for shit
In violence withdrawal
Freaky McLong Hands
Freaky McLong Hands; feminism edition
goth
#Tma#tma memes#the magnus archives#jon sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#not sasha#peter lucas#elias bouchard#basira hussain#gertrude robinson#daisy tonner#micheal tma#helen tma#gerard keay#the magnus pod#jarchivist#tma shitpost
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Helen and Michael for Sasha the Archivist s2 comic pages!
#the distortion#the magnus archives#tma#mag#sasha the archivist#sasha james#tma au#helen richardson#michael shelley
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this took way longer than i’d like to admit
#tma#magpod#the magnus archives#tma shitpost#digital art#my art#tma posting#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonah magnus#elias bouchard#basira hussain#daisy tonner#melanie king#georgie barker#tim stoker#sasha james#helen distortion#michael distortion#peter lukas#jane prentiss#gertrude robinson#gerry keay#nikola orsinov#for context peter lukas in air jordans is an inside joke brought upon by my friend who has NEVER LISTENED TO TMA#the background is the union jack fading into a rainbow pride flag btw
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I fell down the Magnus Archives rabbit-hole again (even though I never climbed out of it)
please let me have all your good fic-recommendations!
#tma#the magnus archives fanart#the magnus archives#johnathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#michael distortion#helen distortion#I am so normal about them#lets just pretend everyone is happy and gets along#the magnus archives is a workplace comedy
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Anyone else doing the ink-tober thing? I’ve made my own list based off tma. I would love to see what others are doing!
I don’t do many ships. The pairings in here are souly the relationships they have in the show. Example: I don’t ship Trevor and Julia beyond a fatherly to daughter relationship.
IMPORTANT EDIT:
It’s come to my attention this should have a tag. I’m going with #tmatober or you can tag #foxnfishstudio Please tag so me and others can follow your awesome creations!
#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus institute#the magnus universe#the magnus archives#artists on tumblr#the beholding#the eye#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#teaholding#the desolation#the corruption#the spiral#the vast#the web#the dark#the stranger#the flesh#the slaughter#the buried#the hunt#the end#sasha james#not sasha#alice daisy tonner#basira hussain#michael distortion#helen richardson#Trevor
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through the whisky mists
22. Every Sunday morning, Helen thanked God fervently Audrey Hall was a regular churchgoer with a pair of white gloves and a navy-blue hat with a rosette and that for reasons he’d never elucidate, Siegfried had made himself her escort if he was not otherwise engaged on a sick call. It took at least a half-hour to heat enough water to make it worth the effort and James took coaxing, though never very much. Tristan, that devil, had given her a bottle of rose geranium bath salts and a wink before he left.
“Hurry, James, get in before it’s gone cold.”
#acgas 2020#all creatures great and small 2020#drabbles#james/helen#helen alderson#james herriot#audrey hall#siegfried farnon#romance#fluff#sharing a bath#tristan farnon#sunday morning post#helen sees siegfried is in love with audrey
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#acgas#acgas 2020#all creatures great and small#all creatures great and small 2020#siegfried farnon#audrey hall#mrs hall#richard carmody#james herriot#helen herriot#tristan farnon#siegfried x audrey#audrey x siegfried#audfried#james x helen#helen x james#tristan x carmody#carmody x tristan#farmody#farmody is implied because if you know the scene the last image is from then you know what I mean#a if you know you know kinda situation I guess#I couldn't include the entire line from the scene the second image is from but just know the whole line is implied#mr and mrs carmody are awful#eye contact#kinda#text posts
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Here's a few gifs with my favorite scenes from my TMA animation! I had to speed a few of them up a bunch or cut them down to make it fit with the music. I really like how the colors turned out on this one!
#tma fanart#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fanart#jared hopworth#helen richardson#jude perry#breekon and hope#not sasha#sasha james#body horror cw#horror cw#jonathan sims
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Tma sketchdump 👁️
#i havent drawn these guys in so long ive missed them <3#my art#tma#the magnus archives#sketchdump#ive been itching to revise/change some of my designs for these characters tbh#helen distortion#michael distortion#jon sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#the distortion#michael shelley#helen richardson#tma fanart#the magnus archives fanart
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ykw fuck it. shitpost.
how tma characters would react to being called the f-slur
asks them to speak up and say it louder
jon / simon / agnes / jordan / annabelle
laughs
sasha / helen / trevor / mike
ignores it
basira / jane / michael / oliver / peter
says it back
elias / daisy / rayner / jared / manuela
says it back but much louder, the way god intended
tim / gerry / jude / amherst
goes on a spiel about how awful it is to say that
martin / natalie / eric / nikola
shouts "KILL YOURSELF"
melanie / mary / julia / callum
#: ̗̀➛ the vast#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#sasha james#melanie king#georgie barker#daisy tonner#basira hussain#elias bouchard#peter lukas#simon fairchild#maxwell rayner#callum brodie#agnes montague#jude perry#oliver banks#mike crew#helen the distortion#michael the distortion#jared hopworth#gerard keay#gerry keay#julia montauk#nikola orsinov#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#eric delano
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Siegfried Farnon -> and the fork in the road that appeared after he took in Audrey and later James.
#Siegfried Farnon#All Creatures Great and Small#ACGAS#ACGAS 2020#Audrey Hall#James Herriot#Helen Herriot#Tristan Farnon#Richard Carmody#the fork in the road appeared after he took in Audrey#before that his road led straight into despair after Evelyn's death#and he might have wondered about this very moment when Miss Grantley mentioned the forks in her road#what would have happened without Audrey#what would have happened without James#what would have happened without Carmody#what would have happened without Tristan#look at him now! He accepted it all and it made him so happy and it opened his heart
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TMA lineup because I can :)
I will make a keychain of Jane for myself, not enough merch of her out there :/
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#timothy stoker#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#helen richardson#nikola orsinov#fanart#art#tma fanart
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