#jacksepticeyetrashblog

[bandmomfriend]

Goodbye.

Goodbye.  I have been told that this behavior is not acceptable anymore, and will not be tolerated in any way shape or form.  I have been told that the people I call my ‘friends’ and the things I do online are sadistic cancer and must be cut out of my life starting tomorrow.  I will not have access to a phone or computer for a very long time, and when I do recieve these privileged machines back, I will not be premitted to return to these things I have enjoyed, and I will no longer have communication to any of my online 'friends’.  I will only communicate with my real life friends when I see them in real life.  There will be no more 'Markiplier’, 'JackSepticEye’, 'CrankGameplays’, ‘Game Grumps’, 'Daniel Howell’, 'AmazingPhil’, ‘Thomas Sanders’, 'Tumblr’, 'Instagram’, et cetera and so forth.  I will only indulge myself in things I can find in real life, such as books, music, paint, archery, the outside world, and 'real friends that care about me’.

I have been told to suggest the same to you all, and I shall.  I hope you all will find positive things in your life that do not come from a computer.  Friends in real life that you can see and touch and talk to by actually talking, nature, art, whatever you’re interested in.  I suggest that you all strive to find those things and hold on to them, because none of this is real.  All of the times that we have talked to each other, laughed, cried, argued, all of that, that’s not real.  These online 'friends’ of yours, they don’t really care.  And you all know this deep down.  I encourage you to close your computer, lock your phone, go outside, and do something.  That is what I am doing, and I will be happier because of it.  I am not depressed, I do not have anxiety, the doctors were wrong.  I am the problem in my family, and I will fix it.  I suggest you all do the same.  I am fine.  I am not 'weird in the head’, like I have so foolishly suggested in the past.  I just need to cut this cancer out of my life, and I will be happy.  So, I must say goodbye to all of you.

To all of my mutuals, it’s been real.  Keep being you, because you’re all wonderful.

To @magicmadiplier, thank you for being there for me.  I know that we haven’t talked a whole lot, but you have helped me in ways you probably don’t know about.  I will miss you a whole lot.

To the Band Gods, thanks for keeping me in the band loop outside of band season.  I wish I could have become one, but unfortunately I cannot.  Keep on banding, and have someone take over the position of the band-mom-who’s-not-a-mom-but-just-a-friend for me, okay?

To all of my inspirations ( @markiplier @therealjacksepticeye @crankgameplays @thatsthat24 @simpleagle @dogiplier @markiplierswhatifs and many many many more), thank you so much for what you’ve done for me.  I know that you are now categorized as ‘sadistic cancer’, but I still love you all nonetheless.  Thank you all, and goodbye.

To my real life friends, I will see you in real life.  I love you all, and I’ll see you soon.

To my internet ‘friends’, thank you all for being so good to me.  I never deserved an ounce of it, and took advantage of it, and now I’m paying the price.  But, I enjoyed our times together, so thank you for that.  I love you all.

Overall, everyone, I love every single one of you, and I will miss you with all of my heart.  But I’m being told that this is for my own good, that even though I don’t understand it now, I will thank my parents for doing this in the future.  I just need to buck up, stop being a special snowflake, cut this internet sadistic cancer out of my life, do as my parents say all of the time, and I will be happy.  I can’t say this in enough ways enough times.  I love you all so very very much, and I will miss you with all of my heart.  Goodbye, everyone.

With love,

Tali

[trashmenagerie]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love banana man?

I had to look who that was up…. I’m still not sure who you’re talking about. Assuming you’re talking about the dude from Adventure Time, like a 6.75/10. If you’re talking about a meme it automatically gets a 4 on irony and extra points for excitation and actual humor. 

[andrewologist]

❤Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in 2017

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[partiallyvoidmostlybees]

20 Questions Tag Game Meme

@howtotrainyournana tagged me in this...so part two here we go! 

Name: ...

Nicknames: Norrison, Nor, Peanut, Beaner, Aron, Lance, Dippy, Other Child, Zan, Bumblebee, mispronunciations of my last name, puns of my first name, that one specific pun of my last name, friendo, Private Snarkles, The Literal Embodiment of Puberty, and probably some others that I’m forgetting. 

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, baby :D

Height: 5′7″, apparently

Orientation: Asexual, probably. Honestly not that sure, most likely a Hetero-romantic Ace

Ethnicity: Welp...time for ya’ll to hear about my mutt-ness! OKAY SO: Norwegian, German, French-Canadian, Irish, Dutch, English, probably some other European stuff but ya know families are complicated, basically I’m a pasty white AngloSaxon (American)

Favorite Fruit: Well, I love all fruit, like seriously...I love fruit...like a lot. BUT if I HAD to choose ONE I guess I’d pick Watermelon because I could literally eat that like all day! 

Favorite Season: I love all of the season, and it is a close tie between spring and fall, but I think it would have to be FALL!!

Favorite Book: Well my all time favorite is The Last Dragon Chronicles by Christ D’Lacey. However, one of my other favorites is The Perks of Being a Wall Flower!

Favorite Flower: Hmmmmmm...good question. I’ve always been partial to day lilies and roses, however I do also love orchids. Plus basically all wildflowers like dandelions! 

Favorite Scent: Hmmm, there are a lot of great flowery and fruity type scents, but I’m going to focus on more natural scents, because it is easier. So: Bread Baking, that one Nepali restaurant, Fire/Smoke/Bonfires, Rain (seriously one of my favorites ever), Gasoline, Grilling, Fresh Northern Air, my dad’s deodorant, and just water in general! 

Favorite Color: I don’t have one, and have honestly never had one! However, I usually lean towards blues, greens, and purples, but I also really like red. See? I can’t decide! I don’t have one! 

Favorite Animal: I don’t have a favorite animal either, I love them all! HOWEVER, The mantis shrimp is CLEARLY the best animal ever! 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: Hot chocolate 100%. I don’t like coffee, it’s gross, and despite my best efforts, I don’t particularly like tea either, so hot chocolate any day! 

Average Sleep Hours: Right now, about 7

Cat or Dog Person?: DOG PERSON, EVERY DAY! I can’t have cats, because my brother and dad are allergic, so I’ve never had one. I mean cats are fine and everything, it’s just that dogs are sooo much better! I will be that crazy pet person that has like 3 dogs and a crap ton of other animals so you know! 

Favorite Fictional Characters: OH EXCUSE ME! YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK JUST ONE? YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY CHILDREN??? HOW DARE YOU! 

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: It honestly depends on the time of year, but usually a blanket and a comforter year-round! 

Ideal Trip: Well, I really wanna travel a lot, but I have a top 5 countries to visit: Japan, Australia, Ireland, Singapore, and Norway! Other than that, my roommate and I plan on taking a trip across country (specifically stopping in Maine for seafood ^~^), and also all my friends are going to come up for like a week or two to my cabin in Northern Wisconsin so that’s gonna happen! 

Blog Created: November, 2015, I believe!

Number of Followers: Currently 24! Thank you all that don’t know me IRL, hope my blog makes you happy! And thanks to all my meme-y friends who put up with my trash self on a daily basis! 

Tag some peeps! @money-comb @jacksepticeyetrashblog @ed0398 @sam-septic-girl @emywho15 @consulting-wizard-from-gallifrey  @boputo @shadyfoxpirate @nope-dope @mythicalsky and anyone else who wants to join in! 

[thetrashmenagerie101]

I don’t really like posting pictures of myself on Tumblr but fuck it. I’m in one of those moods. While we’re at it, have a picture of me dabbing while dressed in something straight out of the 90′s. I’m past caring, give me some online validation random strangers (and friends) on the internet.

Thanks for tagging me @jacksepticeyetrashblog​.

My tagged list is gonna be short as heck because I have no friends: @existential-rainbows​, @foxfiles​, and @ibabbleanddabble​ (posting on your other account doesn’t count). Go put some pictures of yourself that you like on this Godforsaken site. I wanna see your beautiful faces.

[trashmenagerie]

Ok can you stop being a perfect human being I love you sm!!!!

Omg everyone is being so nice! You’re such a ball of sunshine Cody, I swear to god I love seeing you on my dash.

[trashmenagerie]

If you could, would you go into space or the deep ocean?

Space. Always. It’s my dream to go to space some day. I love adventure and space is the ultimate adventure to me. Fuck I’d be happy just doing an orbit of the Earth and coming back down, I don’t even have to go to the moon or anything. Space 100%.

[trashmenagerie]

25 28 33

25. Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

You may have inadvertently asked me the most complicated question. For now, for the sake of simplicity, and because of technicalities, I’ll just say that: I’m not technically dating anyone and I don’t have a partner.

28. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes. It depends if anyone else is home. It also depends on my mood and the shower. 

33. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

That’s kind of a one dimensional question (and that’s not your fault lol, you just picked a number). Are movies cheesy? Well, yeah, some of them are. At the same time, some of them aren’t. Some of them are touching, or scary, or moving, or fun (and yeah, cheesy). Some of them make political statements. Some of them make you think. It’s the same with musicals. Some of them like Little Shop of Horrors (re: Somewhere That’s Green) or Young Frankenstein are funny and cheesy as fuck. But then you get musicals like Miss Saigon or Dear Evan Hanson which deal with, while very different, very serious subjects. 

So yeah: some of them are cheesy. Hell, most of them are cheesy. But a lot of them have really serious or important undertones to get across important messages (re: wackiness of Hairspray that also talks about racism). 

No Limits Questions

[trashmenagerie]

If you could go into any tv show what would it be (90s shows only to make it harder )

Hmmm… 90′s shows huh? I’m trying to think of all the shows I used to watch as a kid… I always remember liking Wishbone. Also, Friends is an awesome show though tbh, I feel like it’d just be me living a normal life in the 90s lol. Ducktales was also my jam! Pretty much any of those three.

[trashmenagerie]

Hows your back doing dude?

Ehhhh… It’s just annoying at this point. At first it was great because I didn’t have to do chores and I could take a break from life. But now I’m bored and I have shit to do… And… Well, it hurts. It’s not too bad when I’m laying down but even sitting in certain positions (e.x. the position I sit when I’m driving my car) hurts. The ibuprofen doesn’t really do too much even though it’s super strength. 

Thanks for asking though friend.

[trashmenagerie]

Hey I hope your money problems go away!

Thanks friend. It will, it’s just frustrating because my bank locked me out of mobile pay so there’s no way for me to deposit money to fix the overdraw. There aren’t any branches nearby either so I can’t just run and drop off a check. I was supposed to have overdraft protection too… I’m not sure what happened. It’s just a mess… One that I will deal with… tomorrow.

[trashmenagerie]

I feel like a good thing to listen to is a but load of panic at the disco!

Yessss…. That’s something I can get behind!

[trashmenagerie]

Dude where pan buddys!!!

Fuck yeah! Pan for lyfe! (i am fully aware that this sounds like a cookingware warranty but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[trashmenagerie]

Lemon,cherry,kiwi and grape?

Lemon- do you have any pets? what are their names?

No! I don’t have any pets… Technically. My flatmate has a beta fish (that we saved from our neglectiant ex-roommate) named Tsunami though. As soon as I come back from my study abroad I’m hoping to get a dog though!

Cherry- can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

I got a ukulele from my mom during Hanukkah so I’ve been learning how to play that ever since. I haven’t played it in about two months but I’m not too bad at it. I can play a few chords on the guitar too. I’m an okay singer, nothing special, but I have a pretty limited range.

Kiwi- what’s something that fascinates you?

Now here’s something I’ve never been asked. Not what my interests are but what actually fascinates me… Hmmm… Space. Space fascinates me. So do dinosaurs.

Grape-if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Antartica. No, really. Even if it were just for a day. I’ve been on every continent except Antartica. I’d love to see it. I know it’s kinda a shallow reason but there will be time in my life to see other places in my life. But Antartica? I feel like it’s one of those one and done type of places. It’s an achievement I’d love to complete.

send me a fruit

[trashmenagerie]

40 51 57?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets hands down. Living in SoCal you see some of the most stunning sunsets as well.

51. Are you a good liar?

I’m an okay liar. I do like to cover all my bases. So like if I’m telling my boss that I’m sick (when I’m really just taking a day off) I’ll make sure some of my coworkers know that I’m “sick” too. 

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

Uhh… I don’t actually remember. I think the last thing I drew was a gaunt looking skeleton man out of charcoal. High cheekbones hollow cheeks. Don’t be fooled, it sounds great but I really messed up and didn’t have an eraser on me. 

65 questions you aren’t use to

[trashmenagerie]

Conversation hearts for the color thing

What a lovely palette! Thank you :)

What palette do you associate with me?