#j/eff

[itchy-twitchy-sneezes]

hey so.

😩🤧😳❄️🌸❤️📝

for ej, jeff, lj or literally whoever u want go crazy i just haven’t heard ur thoughts in awhile

HECK YEA FIRST ASK THANKS SO MUCH ANON

ok imma do the ones listed + slendy bc i can :)

😩: Do they tend to sneeze just once or twice, or multiple times? Do they have fits frequently or rarely? Does how many times they sneeze depend on the cause?

ej - he usually sneezes in fits of 3 if it's just a random tickle. these can extend into fits of 5 or more if something's bothering him like a bad cold or allergies. sneezing just once is pretty rare but happens every now in then, leaving him confused for a moment as he waits for the rest of the sneezes

jeff - he'll only sneeze once or twice unless something is actually bothering his nose. he doesn't have frequent fits from being sick but he does have a few fits, usually going into 6 or 7 sneezes. his allergies or something touching his nose really sets him of, causing fits every minute or so even after the thing irritating him is gone

lj - fits are super common for him, especially during the colder months. cold air or gentle touches can make his nose so tickly and cause him to sneeze a bunch. it's even worse when he's sick or being exposed to something he's particularly sensitive to

slender - he usually only sneezes once or twice and doesn't really sneeze all that often. being sick can make him sneeze a few times throughout the day but no actual fits. he can be a bit sensitive, too much touching near where his nose would be can cause a short series of sneezes. if he does have a fit (usually in 4s or 5s), it's likely that something is bothering him such as an allergen or a strong scent and should be removed for the sake of everyone's ears

🤧: What does their sneeze sound like? (Description, spelling, or both!)

ej - his sneezes are very wet and it even seeps into the sound. they're pretty loud but you probably couldn't hear them if you were in the next room. ex; "hhHH-! GHTSHHZZEWW!!" they are a bit quieter if he stifles but this can backfire into more sneezes and a lot of discomfort. ex; "HiIHh-! HAH-ggshnXTT!!"

jeff - his nose is a little messed up, causing him to have a bit of a natural stifle. he sometimes tries to stifle them further, it mainly makes the shorter. ex (regular); "hUH-! hh'GNttxX!" ex (stifled); "HaH-! iH'gMPH-!"

lj - his nose sort of honks when he sneezes in addition to the sneeze sound. other than that, he sneezes are pretty normal sounding. he doesn't stifle much but he's good at it. ex (normal); "hhuH- hh'GSHeww!" ex (stifle); "ehH- gttch-!"

slender - his sneezes sound like a loud, staticy noise. the hitching is more normal at first but becomes more distorted as he builds up to the sneeze. it's very loud, often able to be heard a few rooms over. stifling by pressing hard against his nasal area only shortens the sneeze, doing nothing for the volume. he could try to muffle it into a pillow but it's still pretty loud, being heard from the next room over

😳: Are they embarrassed by their sneezes, or do they just not really care? Do they apologize after sneezing? Do they say “sorry!” or “excuse me!” or anything like that? If they’re embarrassed about it, why?

ej - he isn't too embarrassed by sneezing but he will say "excuse me" or "bless me" after just out of politeness. the only time he becomes really embarrassed is during his allergy fits as they can go on for so long

jeff - he tries to act like he isn't embarrassed but he is. he just thinks it's gross and it almost makes him feel weaker. he doesn't say anything and gets angry when people say bless you

lj - he gets a little embarrassed. he doesn't say much but it's more out of awkwardness. if he feels like it, he'll mumble something like "scuse me" but most of the time, he just stands there for a second or two before moving on

slender - after the initial shock (he forgets he even can sneeze sometimes), he'll usually apologize. ex; "my apologies", "so sorry about. that", ect. he gets embarrassed because his sneezes are so loud and feels a bit guilty for disturbing everyone

❄️: Would it be more unusual to see this character sick during the winter or during the summer? Do they typically go down during cold and flu season, or do they usually get summer colds?

ej - he gets sick quite a bit during the spring or summer, having caught something around the time that most of the others were getting over it just because it takes a while to get to him. he often finds himself caught in spring showers, leading to colds. in the winter, he bundles up to avoid catching anything only for it to get him anyways just as things are warming up

jeff - he gets hit pretty hard during cold season, being too stubborn to wear winter clothes. he is one of the first to get sick in either the fall or winter. he gets more colds than anything else but those colds can get really bad

lj - he also tends to get sick more during the winter. he tries to stay out to play but ends up overdoing it. he gets a pretty even amount of colds and flus, all usually happening during the middle, snowy part of winter

slender - he doesn't get sick very often. he gets a minor cold occasionally but it's mainly just some fatigue and a slight cough. what really hits him hard is the flu which he seems to get every 2 or 3 years and usually catches from one of the other pastas. this typically happens in the fall or early months of winter

🌸: Are they allergic to any kind of plants? Flowers, weeds, trees? If yes, how bad are their allergies to those plants?

ej - he has a minor allergy to grass and some tree pollens. it doesn't affect him too much but it can cause him to sneeze a few times and might make him a little itchy

jeff - he's allergic to nearly all flowers and grass. he goes into endless fits of sneezes, his eyes water and itch, his sinuses get irritated and inflamed. he hates taking medicine but sometimes he has to take some Benadryl or Claritin if he wants any relief

lj - he's allergic to tree pollen and ragweed. they both make him super itchy and can cause several fits. he usually takes something to combat his symptoms but being in close proximity will make him sneeze over and over again

slender - he doesn't have any allergies to plants but the smell of lavender sets him off quite a bit. he has small fits because of it, usually in 4s or 5s.

(im gonna do 2 characters for each of the last prompts. ej and jeff for ❤, lj and slender for 📝)

❤️: What’s your absolute favorite scenario for them? It can be anything, sickness, allergies, or something else entirely!

ej - i love thinking of him being bothered by his allergies but being in a position where he can't cover or touch his nose. just all snotty and messy and unable to do anything about it

jeff - i like the idea of him having a stuck sneeze and needing to find something to induce with. he tries a few things but they don't work. when he finally finds something that actually makes him sneeze, one sneeze turns into a whole fit

📝: Quick! Come up with a scenario for them! It doesn’t have to be anything fancy, just something you think would be cute or something you’d like to see with them!

lj - he's trying to tell a joke or something but the person he's telling it to is wearing perfume or something like that. it's irritating his nose a lot but he doesn't want to bring it up. he keeps sneezing before he can get to the punchline. eventually, he just switches the joke all together

slender - he wakes up early in the morning or in the middle of the night, starting to come down with something and already having to sneeze. he tries to hold back by rubbing at his face because he doesn't want to wake everyone up. he does his best but he really can't help it. he grabs a pillow, shoving his flushed and fevered face into it and sneezing. despite his attempt to muffle it, he still ends up waking up a few people and alerting them of his sickness. he sighs out a scratchy, congested apology to the slightly bewildered pastas

sorry if it's not that great, i did my best. ask more if you want, this was fun!

[furinkoi]

when the terrors are eldritch

[jrmblob]

early b0ston j

[sweetmage]

Seeing nothing but hate posts and discourse about a character for years then accidentally getting obsessed with them when I play the game 😅

[anonymouscadaver]

God I can't get over how the dude in the bear costume kept groping j in the dollhouselike that was borderline sexual harassment , and he was so much bigger than him too Fuckkkkkk

He just kept putting his hands on js hips and neck, even ppl in chat were pointing it out fuck. Lud said in his stream going over the dollhou the the guy kept going too far. He also said that he bent someone over and pretend to fuck them wearing the bear costume

Now I'm not a psychic and I wasn't there and I am fucking insane but I think I know who that person was

Someone NEEDS to write a fic about this

That's it that's the post

[bugmistake]

ohh jazz ohhhh drum brushes how i love you..

[olde-scratch]

my brain likes crossovers too much so logically i decided to write a fic where souichi tsujii (yes from junji ito) moved to hidari wakibara (yes from saiki k) and then lived thru the events of the manga

coming up next: kei nagai (yes from ajin) goes to amestris (yes from fma) and lives thru the events of th

[serach-bat-asher]

as i was saying

[roger-paladino]

god the hyperfixation is so bad this is embarrassing

[contradictivs]

just saw a post where sb was like ‘sco/tt abandoned the jeep’ seeming to imply that he’s a shitty friend/person because of it

[yyyyyyayy]

WHAT ARE YOU.

[n4ure]

yoko na mga lods, paulit ulit padin nagrereplay yung tinanong ni kuya jem saken--

"pag ba hinalikan kita mish, gaganti ka?"

parang napa act fool ako don sa tanong nya e. nagbingi bingihan 😭😭😭

[sleepy-bomba]

Oh wait you're not lightning, fuck you

💤 } "Indeed I'm not, or am I.?

He started snickering.

💤 } "You will never know."

[jjennppaaii]

Me whenever a minor inconvenience happens

[anonymouscadaver]

Breaking: LUD CALLED J HIS LOVER

[bemusedlybespectacled]

since I saw Ye Olde Tumblr Post from before we had polls trying to get the answer to this question, and now I want to actually empirically know the answer: