#ive never related to a famous person more istg

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Portal But It’s Owl City Tweets

Portal cores as Owl City tweets because if you haven’t seen this man’s social media, you’re missing out

Nathan: You are my sweet, viscous food substance produced by bees via enzymatic activity from the sugary secretions of plants + large carnivorous mammal with small rounded ears and shaggy fur that east berries and hibernates during the winter in shelters such as caves and rotten logs.

Wheatley: This shoe has been in the middle of the road since August 9th. If this is your shoe, I found your shoe. If this is your shoe and you don’t want it, I’ll take it. Not sure if it fits me though. It looks like it might be my size. Anyway, whoever’s shoe this is, I like your shoe.

Pluto: This one time I bought a sleeve of white powdered donuts from a gas station and I bit into it without looking at it because I was very hungry and it turns out the donut was covered in mold. So then I didn’t eat powdered donuts for a while but that’s okay cuz yeah. Bye.

Wheatley: Might sit down later, most likely on some type of chair or couch, or something similar to those seating examples I’ve described.

Pluto: “ITS SUPPOSED TO SNOW TONIGHT IM SO EXCITED” “IM WAITING FOR THE FIRST SNOWFLAKE...” “ITS SNOWING” “YOU GUYS” “IT SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWED”

Wheatley: If I was tied to a chair facing an oncoming train and the only way to escape was to eat raisins, I would die.

GLaDOS: Most people don’t realize this, but you can go to Starbucks without instagramming it.

Rick: Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, who’s always been just like a mother to me.

GLaDOS: I socialize by seeing someone I don’t wanna talk to in the store, and then leaving.

Rick: Somewhere far away, a squirrel is out doing whatever squirrels do in the deep woods.

GLaDOS: I once killed a man for a Klondike bar

Virgil: Roses are red, my battery died, my laptop is dead, RT if you cried

Glitchy: About to do some social interaction. Pray for me.

Rick: Wario is the worst part of Mario Kart. When he flies off the edge of Rainbow Road, I know it’s gonna be a good day.

Glitchy: Cool so I could be social or I could just put a gun to my head and pull the trigger.

‘Onathan: Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake

Virgil: *logs off into the sunset*

Nathan: Plot twist: The club can handle me right now.

‘Onathan: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly, I’d be broke cuz I’m perfect lol later haters